6:19 Chris is unbelievable,❤ telling Matt he talks too much!!?? Chris runs a joke into the ground until it's beaten to death... No one talks as much as Chris.
I love Chris. I'm a huge fan. That said, I don't know how Matt deals with how much Chris talks over him or talks while he's talking. I would lose it. 😂
The Doctor's pamphlet thing feels to me like walking out of a store emptyhanded when they don't have the one thing that I went there for. Even I will be so suspicious of myself that I'll be checking my own pockets to make sure that I haven't forgotten putting something in them, which I have never done even once.
Matt - I used to shit on DJ's too until i took a course. Basically its like this :Guitarists, Bass players, Drummers, they all have an avenue to PERFORM live in front of an audience. For a long time a PRODUCER had no way of performing live in front of an audience. What a DJ is really doing (IF THEY ARE GOOD) is mixing and producing a track ON THE SPOT, live , in front of an audience. Its basically a way for a producer to perform live, like guitarists and drummers ect. get to do with a band. They are setting levels and dropping and mixing in track to track in the moment, like they would in a studio, but they are doing it live. After i learned what they actually do i respected them alot more. Of course there are shitheads that just press the play button on their laptop but those are the trash people that give DJing a bad name. Sincerly, a jazz musician.
I THINK THIS EPISODE WAS GREAT!!!!!! BOTH OF YOU ARE VERY SMART AND PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER WELL AND PRESENT DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES, NICE SHOW, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU BOTH!!
The funny thing about the guy saying climate about his car’s “climate control” is that he’s a cuda because that’s what commercials and salesmen call the ac/heat in cars. Y’cuda
Hey Chris you give me hope. Seeing what you have gone through and how you have come back gives me hope for my own life that even though things have been on a seemingly downhill spiral. I can come back and come back better! Like 2Pac say “Look what Hell Made” “I was nodding off they woke up a beast” “They making it hard this shit really easy”
80% of DJs do it for attention/chicks, the rest of us just love music but aren’t talented enough to produce it. Also it’s pretty great only working 10 hours a week and getting lit at work with your friends.
I thought that video I sent in was too long, confusing and would be discarded...you know? Even though I don't really think I deserved... THAT. Anyway Magna Greciæ Is the south of Italy. Ehhhh S'Italian 😊. Gianni Versace. Mafia.
Ludovica, first of, just let me say... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, seen you just these 2 times on the pod, and totally have a crush on you. You seem smart, fun and very interesting. Trust me I got pretty good read on people... and you NOT a HO. Dudes that think that right up from the start, are asses... so... ya´know. feel like. such a crush. jajajaja
First of all. Love you both and love the show. Just wanted to drop a line and let you know how algorithmically fucked you guys are it’s crazy they’re shadow banning you so bad..I have to literally search you every Sunday you NEVER show up on my home page and I watch EVERY week.. this time I searched lifeline and only previous episodes would show, I had to literally click your videos on your channel to see this! LOVE YA
3:09 when I was 14 and got braces, the orthodontist lectured me about smoking cigarettes and I didn’t even smoke!! I still to this day wonder what led them to believe I did. 😂
Every podcast (especially those with Chris) need to stop saying dates so many times every episode. We get it, you tour. You also have at least 3 podcasts you give dates on easily 8 times a week...plus your socials and web page. We all fucking know your dates, please stop. Its not funny.
Love u guys but it’s funny how all Hollywood people say they’ve never done cocain. Like Rogan, a guy who hung out in comedy clubs and bars with the dregs of society and toured for years with a best friend called “COCO Diaz” says he’s never done coke. I actually believe Matt but just thought of that.
Thank you for being here: patreon.com/lifelineluxury
Has Chris hung out with Tana Mongeau ??
Sunday Starter
I still can't get the image of Stalone splurtin' on a car window in traffic out of my head.
S’deeper
Chris. Matt. Chrismatt. Merry Chrismatts.
Is that you saying those words?
🏳️🌈 👈🏽
@@goodboysongsCorrectamundo, brochacho 😀
Chris 5 second long stutter with Matt calling him on it had me rollin😅
Matt wearing a damn bedsheet😂😂
Lmaooooooooo
I prefer Matt's promo reads.
Matt's climate change joke should have gotten more laughs.
Agree
100%
What was it?
@@MagiicGaming100 around 20:20
Matt is genuinely a much funnier person than Chris
6:19
Chris is unbelievable,❤ telling Matt he talks too much!!?? Chris runs a joke into the ground until it's beaten to death... No one talks as much as Chris.
Couldnt be more true
I love Chris. I'm a huge fan. That said, I don't know how Matt deals with how much Chris talks over him or talks while he's talking. I would lose it. 😂
You missed the whole point. Congratulations
But he's beatin ya over the head with it
It’s a fucking joke calm down
“Sorry about the darkness” poetry lmao
Finally my Sunday can RIP
This whole episode is ehsuhdeeper for Chris.
Comes to show u therapy doesn't always work
Yea fr what happened been him and a Greek
Sundays are for LifeLine. This is the rule. We don’t make these rules. We adhere to these rules.
And the rest is just details!
This podcast is just amazing, sad to see it's not getting as much traction as it deserves but kinda feels good to gate keep it
Bill Cosby should have used that "no one comes forward 30 years later" defense Chris was using for Jay-Z 😂
Instant fistfight ensues when camera cuts off😆😆
Matt looks like he just rolled out of bed.. and his bed was right in the middle of a rave
😂
basically he looks funky
Just call the climate the temperature of the car. Boom. Fixed the problem.
The Doctor's pamphlet thing feels to me like walking out of a store emptyhanded when they don't have the one thing that I went there for. Even I will be so suspicious of myself that I'll be checking my own pockets to make sure that I haven't forgotten putting something in them, which I have never done even once.
Merry Christmas!!
I'm going to start saying I started doing things during the first season of Boston Legal. Incredible pull.
I love their banter!!
The soap opera at the beginning 😂
Starting a go fund me for matt to get a new hat
You understand nothing.
Goof comment
Take that money and getcha a new profile picture
monochromatic IS awesome
This episode has me laughing the entire time 😂😂😂😂😂
I wasn’t expecting the “… a f*cking acorn” joke. Had me laughing out loud.
my craziness needed to hear this ep today
Matt - I used to shit on DJ's too until i took a course. Basically its like this :Guitarists, Bass players, Drummers, they all have an avenue to PERFORM live in front of an audience. For a long time a PRODUCER had no way of performing live in front of an audience. What a DJ is really doing (IF THEY ARE GOOD) is mixing and producing a track ON THE SPOT, live , in front of an audience. Its basically a way for a producer to perform live, like guitarists and drummers ect. get to do with a band. They are setting levels and dropping and mixing in track to track in the moment, like they would in a studio, but they are doing it live. After i learned what they actually do i respected them alot more. Of course there are shitheads that just press the play button on their laptop but those are the trash people that give DJing a bad name. Sincerly, a jazz musician.
Top spokesperson for dj's
Bruhhh Poseidon’s Adventure is it
That’s it
Pack it up
Paaaack it uuuuup
45:40
Matt was hilarious this one
CHRIS IS RIGHT ABOUT DJS.
Crying with laughter at the last bit. Got the tingly forehead thing as well 😂 god Damm 😅
the bad to the bone drop is gold
I THINK THIS EPISODE WAS GREAT!!!!!! BOTH OF YOU ARE VERY SMART AND PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER WELL AND PRESENT DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES, NICE SHOW, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU BOTH!!
ALSO I LOVE THE COMPUTER GUY!!!! THANK YOU FOR ASSISTINGGGGGG THE SHOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Hearing 'crazy people are boring' is something Ive thought before.
Chris' hair: 11/10
Merry Runkmas!!
„I can say D‘Elia better than you“😂😂
great episode, keep them coming boya booyaa
Chris went out and bought the same shirt that he told Matt he looked great in, just in a different colour. S’jealoussss
"you're not carving turkey for people dying of scurvy... You're playing sandstorm" 😂😂
The funny thing about the guy saying climate about his car’s “climate control” is that he’s a cuda because that’s what commercials and salesmen call the ac/heat in cars. Y’cuda
I think its nice Matt calling people pretty 😊
Hey Chris you give me hope. Seeing what you have gone through and how you have come back gives me hope for my own life that even though things have been on a seemingly downhill spiral. I can come back and come back better! Like 2Pac say “Look what Hell Made” “I was nodding off they woke up a beast” “They making it hard this shit really easy”
You think this sack of shit has had a “comeback” ??😂 He has fallen from grace and will be shunned permanently for being a weirdo
guy in the first submission has a really nice hair cut, suits him well
past few minutes had me dyin😂 54:50
I don’t think Chris started a single sentence knowing where it was going this whole episode
That producer kid is obviously a DJ.
Sundays are supergood dude.
Chris wearing glasses makes him look like he's impersonating Jim Carrey trying to impersonate jack Nicholson.
Matt on Golden Hour?! When? Did I miss it? I'm excited
“Next time tell him I don’t believe in climate change” so QUICK WITHITTTTT
It’s called climate control ON THE KNOB lol 😂 this guy
When I heard “eat box” I expected to hear “I mean…” 😂
If someone drives from the passenger side… I’m getting outta there quick 😂
Poseidon adventure! 😅😅😅
Wait Chris is wearing Matt’s look. Merry ChrisMatt!
Sunday Funday some Oldies Carne aasada some tree and Life Line to start the day off
Heard them have this conversation about how Matt has never done coke and Chris says "I never knew that" at least 5 times.
80% of DJs do it for attention/chicks, the rest of us just love music but aren’t talented enough to produce it. Also it’s pretty great only working 10 hours a week and getting lit at work with your friends.
I thought that video I sent in was too long, confusing and would be discarded...you know? Even though I don't really think I deserved... THAT. Anyway Magna Greciæ Is the south of Italy. Ehhhh S'Italian 😊. Gianni Versace. Mafia.
If you Love Chris and Matt you’ll Love Yani and Chris at the history hyenas Yani Greek
Your video was the best of the bunch
Ludovica, first of, just let me say... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, seen you just these 2 times on the pod, and totally have a crush on you. You seem smart, fun and very interesting. Trust me I got pretty good read on people... and you NOT a HO. Dudes that think that right up from the start, are asses... so... ya´know. feel like. such a crush. jajajaja
@@DavidCruz-ym4vw yyyaaaaaassss
Honestly Matt is way better at doing the intro pieces K
I seriously love that Greek girl 🧡
What was the infection that he had? I've had chronic congestion, crustiness and post-nasal drip for years. Really wanna know what he had.
Chris is right about djs im going to start producing now because of the response to my submission
Allowing the second submission was wild what the hell was the plot there
Comedians are more like actors than djs are y’know?
First of all. Love you both and love the show. Just wanted to drop a line and let you know how algorithmically fucked you guys are it’s crazy they’re shadow banning you so bad..I have to literally search you every Sunday you NEVER show up on my home page and I watch EVERY week.. this time I searched lifeline and only previous episodes would show, I had to literally click your videos on your channel to see this! LOVE YA
Are you subbed?
Same! If I search it’s always older episodes and I have to go to the video tab on the channel.
Shows up on my feed every week.
Make sure the bell is on "ALL" notifications maybe?
Weird mine pops up at the top of my home page every Sunday. I’m subscribed but have notifications turned off
My wife is definitely someone who thinks farting means you need to take a shit 😂
Why is Matt wearing an NFL lineman’s white Tshirt?
Chris band wedding story is a good one should have ask for pirates of the Caribbean theme
3:09 when I was 14 and got braces, the orthodontist lectured me about smoking cigarettes and I didn’t even smoke!! I still to this day wonder what led them to believe I did. 😂
40:51
SoooooDeeper!!
Matt! Link your nose things
I won’t link it. Google Hale breathing aid.
11:04 If there is such thing as a guilty shadow that’s it lmao
23:00 Chris...SO MAD
"Come in for a hug" 29:32
Chris is in such a turtleneck mood huh.
Obscure reference that no one will get, but I always think it: Chris looks just like Pussyfoot from Bits & Pieces on KTVU in the 80s.
You are right!
I have no idea what you're talking about 😅
Matt should always speak up when he thinks a girl or people are pretty!
@ 15:30 total malfunction! 😂
Haha give me a hug was so funny
Lifeline Rips
It’s too bad Chris isn’t gay cuz he’s one of those guys that would make so much more sense in a relationship with a guy.
Bro wtf was the French girl yapping about my god
Good morning ya' filthy animals !!!!!! 🌲 🎅
Come In For a Hug- worst gas station
4 foot by 4 foot car is soooooooo small 😂
Where's the Scarface jacket?
Ronnie stole it
37:13 women at work 😂
21:40 a 3 minute run on sentence eh
2024 - year of the Bing bong
0 reasons for why the bad to the bone guitar riff isn’t a sound on the sound board
Wow! So much insecurity exposed today. The veil is lifting y’all and NOBODY IS SAFE. Not even DJ Khalid. 😂😂😂
Chris weren’t you just talking shint about mock turtlenecks
❤❤❤
Every podcast (especially those with Chris) need to stop saying dates so many times every episode. We get it, you tour. You also have at least 3 podcasts you give dates on easily 8 times a week...plus your socials and web page. We all fucking know your dates, please stop. Its not funny.
100%
A lot of women have their own game too both sides
Love u guys but it’s funny how all Hollywood people say they’ve never done cocain. Like Rogan, a guy who hung out in comedy clubs and bars with the dregs of society and toured for years with a best friend called “COCO Diaz” says he’s never done coke. I actually believe Matt but just thought of that.
Bro ur a lame what are u even talking about, nobody cares
15:29 needs a hard reset