NoEscape.exe (Creepypasta)

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @PuhlReshaped
    @PuhlReshaped 4 года назад +9750

    Lesson: It is always safe to trust the *_d._*

    • @d.2249
      @d.2249 4 года назад +279

      Ладно

    • @tuxorials
      @tuxorials 4 года назад +67

      Ofc it is

    • @somerussiandude21
      @somerussiandude21 4 года назад +47

      @@d.2249 ладно

    • @unknownaccount4783
      @unknownaccount4783 4 года назад +31

      @@d.2249а конечно тебе нельзя доверять

    • @JuaneteMii
      @JuaneteMii 4 года назад +18

      XD A like from enderman

  • @MaskMajor
    @MaskMajor 4 года назад +6344

    And the worst of all... cortana was still installed:(

  • @Misi-mas
    @Misi-mas 4 года назад +3212

    Enderman: Stupid discord kid
    Enderman 4 minutes later:
    Bruh

  • @marcelord8372
    @marcelord8372 4 года назад +6306

    Recording software: This is fine.

    • @gurglemurgle5
      @gurglemurgle5 4 года назад +350

      He was using a VM

    • @Endy3032
      @Endy3032 4 года назад +401

      Joshua Martin *it’s a joke*

    • @grease1224
      @grease1224 4 года назад +74

      @@Endy3032 how are you supposed to interpet that as a joke

    • @excalibur5377
      @excalibur5377 4 года назад +161

      @@grease1224 You guys have a lower sense of humor than i have...

    • @YesHelloHi
      @YesHelloHi 4 года назад +30

      @@excalibur5377 nah theyre lower than me

  • @gfshusband
    @gfshusband Год назад +57

    Hydra, Minoxide, and all the other viruses: "We're better!"
    NoEscape.exe: "You think so?"

    • @yourmomxdlmao
      @yourmomxdlmao Год назад +1

      Memz soloing all.

    • @RNGMecha
      @RNGMecha 8 месяцев назад

      Hydra: Not very harmful
      Memz: "Solos everyone" my ass, it can be taskkilled by cmd
      Minoxide: Haven't seen it
      NoEscape: Best of the ones we have said as of now

    • @RNGMecha
      @RNGMecha 8 месяцев назад +1

      @catermelony Huh? Doesn't Memz bsod the OS when you kill it with task manager?

    • @RNGMecha
      @RNGMecha 8 месяцев назад +1

      @catermelony Weird...

    • @teardrop3542
      @teardrop3542 4 месяца назад +1

      solaris solos

  • @lychezr
    @lychezr 4 года назад +930

    NoEscape.exe: Do you want to enjoy last minutes of you pc?
    Enderman: yes
    NoEscape.exe: Good luck!
    Windows: Here is painT

    • @kylensplaysdanesls1820
      @kylensplaysdanesls1820 4 года назад +8

      I will add virus to your phone
      Jn1jqkdjmdl1p1ieiq8iw enor phone has crashed into a problem reset phone if hapins again follow these steps
      smash phone wilf a hammer
      Or kill it by opining severity hacker box in phone and take it out

    • @juliachong8491
      @juliachong8491 4 года назад +6

      @@kylensplaysdanesls1820 ur spelling-

    • @dea_aka_decontractor
      @dea_aka_decontractor 4 года назад +4

      @@juliachong8491 yes he spelling

    • @dea_aka_decontractor
      @dea_aka_decontractor 4 года назад +3

      @@juliachong8491 but very wrong

    • @lucienszstars
      @lucienszstars 4 года назад +2

      @@kylensplaysdanesls1820 ur spelling-

  • @sendhello
    @sendhello 3 года назад +549

    noescape.exe: DO NOT TRY TO CLOSE THIS WINDOW
    enderman: *auto clicking at the X*

    • @tanic2productions
      @tanic2productions 3 года назад +2

      u cant the system will crash if u click the x

    • @suraki8541
      @suraki8541 3 года назад +4

      @@tanic2productionsonly minecraft players understand

    • @m4ank
      @m4ank 3 года назад

      Andrew*

    • @iSomeDood
      @iSomeDood 3 года назад

      @@m4ank huh?

    • @thomas___3410
      @thomas___3410 3 года назад +1

      @@suraki8541 Never click 2 times when screen loading

  • @pleovo123
    @pleovo123 4 года назад +679

    No Escape virus: you can't defeat me
    Enderman: i know, but he can
    "Linux has been successfully installed"

    • @wwrstt
      @wwrstt 4 года назад +44

      Linux: What's up MotherF*cker's.
      NoEscape.exe: Ah sh*t, here we go again.

    • @MrTopDude
      @MrTopDude 4 года назад +3

      So did cortana

    • @hamburgerhamburger4064
      @hamburgerhamburger4064 4 года назад +8

      Cortana: hahaha!
      Noescape: please.... no.... PLEASE!!!

    • @Noob-bu8nk
      @Noob-bu8nk 4 года назад +1

      @Pedro Gabriel how ? Its only on mac books

    • @lucienszstars
      @lucienszstars 4 года назад +4

      Ubunt has been installed

  • @wambo8958
    @wambo8958 2 года назад +135

    This tutorial was well detailed. Earned a sub. I can confirm this is legit.

  • @NightGhosttYT
    @NightGhosttYT 4 года назад +604

    Enderman: uninstall Cortana
    NoEscape.exe: instructions unclear, uninstalled the whole computer.

    • @Rosiaczek
      @Rosiaczek 4 года назад +18

      Cortana still installed 😪

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon 4 года назад +4

      @Hongsheng Toh it’s a simulated computer...

    • @accountdisbanded
      @accountdisbanded 4 года назад +3

      When you made the real Windows Customization tool.
      Andrew: Wasn't expecting that. But anyway.

    • @fridmmmdli1527
      @fridmmmdli1527 4 года назад

      this working removing cortana (fake)

    • @tgreinpersonal
      @tgreinpersonal 4 года назад

      Like

  • @reyyn4a
    @reyyn4a 4 года назад +925

    d. : *"Do you trust me?"*
    Enderman : *"with every cell of my body."*

    • @18rocksthegames78
      @18rocksthegames78 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @Xeodez
      @Xeodez 4 года назад +21

      can i ask what "d" means?

    • @j4n581
      @j4n581 4 года назад +4

      @@Xeodez ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Bryyy_y
      @Bryyy_y 4 года назад +4

      @@Xeodez hmm...nope

    • @jakethedawggg
      @jakethedawggg 4 года назад +16

      @@Xeodez di-
      The name of the guy give enderman the link to noescape.exe

  • @userpro7154
    @userpro7154 4 года назад +615

    Enderman: *when did I get my VM infected again?*
    NoEscape: *MAKES A MODDED WINDOWS INSTALLER*

    • @userpro7154
      @userpro7154 4 года назад +2

      Because uh

    • @2137xd
      @2137xd 4 года назад +2

      @Lil' Red Crewmate lol

    • @CoolDylan1216
      @CoolDylan1216 4 года назад +2

      aRE your the reel skleppy

    • @milk4lyfe
      @milk4lyfe 4 года назад +2

      @Lil' Red Crewmate srsly kid. it's obvious he's fake. he only did it cuz he is a fan of skeppy

    • @DanteDMCry34
      @DanteDMCry34 4 года назад +3

      i think it went to the BIOS and fucked up the computer

  • @dylan20243
    @dylan20243 Год назад +34

    3:57 the icon is running for his life

  • @WindowsSaturn
    @WindowsSaturn 4 года назад +2067

    "I even reinstalled Windows, what does it want from me?!"
    Me: *aight time to try installing linux to get rid of this bad boy*

    • @Kristibek
      @Kristibek 4 года назад +72

      If you reinstall windows and a virus is still there, then it's a rootkit which has modified the system BIOS, meaning you have no choice but to buy a new computer period.

    • @mundotecnologia1207
      @mundotecnologia1207 4 года назад +1

      @@RobloxElevatorGuy e pse vicente

    • @toara
      @toara 4 года назад +13

      @@Kristibek technically u can just buy a new mobo right?

    • @DebuggerKnight
      @DebuggerKnight 4 года назад +33

      @@Kristibek malware cant infect the BIOS its hardwired and its content cant be changed by software.

    • @Onlymedomt
      @Onlymedomt 4 года назад +2

      Fake vmware

  • @Ben12312312
    @Ben12312312 3 года назад +2652

    Plot twist the software wasn’t malicious, that was just cortana fighting back

  • @thejenja_
    @thejenja_ 4 года назад +192

    Enderman: I want to delete cortana
    Uninstall Tool on desktop: Am I joke for you?

    • @constent5394
      @constent5394 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @fatassthebig
      @fatassthebig 4 года назад +3

      Or the disable fea tr ure tool

    • @zhonow
      @zhonow 4 года назад

      XDDDD

    • @2137xd
      @2137xd 4 года назад

      To u*

    • @woawman6372
      @woawman6372 4 года назад

      Instead of making a video on this virus he could have just terminated cortana

  • @GoofySlugpup
    @GoofySlugpup Год назад +50

    If you ever run into malware, before its too late, go into safe mode. Apparently safe mode is a tunnel through lots of stuff. If im correct safe mode can be booted into by mashing f8 while turning on your computer. If you were too late and the virus has done lots of damage, best case is that it hasn't destroyed it completely and you can re-install windows.

    • @manuelreyes-x8t
      @manuelreyes-x8t Год назад

      In which part of the computer?

    • @laossuk1mCarrot-f2f
      @laossuk1mCarrot-f2f Год назад

      then how can u re install if its destroyed

    • @korekd6524
      @korekd6524 Год назад +1

      @@laossuk1mCarrot-f2f the same way you install windows at first time. It doesnt really destroy your pc it destroys your system

    • @JuliCraft411
      @JuliCraft411 Год назад

      But malware CAN infact brick the bios, but I think removing the cmos battery fixes it, maybe it doesn’t

    • @korekd6524
      @korekd6524 Год назад +1

      @@JuliCraft411 Nope. There was a virus like that but it was a couple of years ago. And also if the virus like that would damage your bios clearing CMOS doesnt give you anything. You would need a program programming tool for modules like bios. Desolder the bios module, put it in and copy all of the code from that bios from internet. But you would have to change serial numbers which is hard cuz if you change the serial number of one string the whole bios wont work

  • @camiideby
    @camiideby 4 года назад +482

    virus: want to enjoy last minutes?
    me: *no*
    virus: ok ;(

    • @azaanh.786
      @azaanh.786 3 года назад +3

      me:I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRICK QUE

    • @scrapbrothers2113
      @scrapbrothers2113 3 года назад +1

      I dont get it

    • @mdmdmazumder1758
      @mdmdmazumder1758 3 года назад

      @Hülya Coşkun what?

    • @mr.sitthikorn
      @mr.sitthikorn 3 года назад +1

      Virus:*shutdown for ever*

    • @jedianneagneslao5617
      @jedianneagneslao5617 3 года назад +1

      Virus Ending
      virus: want to enjoy last minutes?
      me: yes
      virus: >:)
      me: NO!! THIS BACKGROUND & APPS!!! APPS ARE TELEPORTING!! BACKGROUND IS RED!!!!

  • @theknightofukraine6038
    @theknightofukraine6038 4 года назад +154

    He just casually adds chill music, as if he doesn’t care about the situation

    • @skrbidi
      @skrbidi 4 года назад

      @team lolpippiou greetings. we meet again

    • @Jcktmn
      @Jcktmn 4 года назад

      take one look at the album cover of the song

  • @emithelastidiot1817
    @emithelastidiot1817 4 года назад +784

    "There is no escape."
    "Ok. Can I at least get a last installation?"
    "Ok."
    *insert indian tech support music swag mlg mlg moment*

  • @enna3151
    @enna3151 Год назад +14

    This virus was one of the things that first got me into this type of content!

  • @MCAlexisYT
    @MCAlexisYT 4 года назад +423

    Don’t worry, no computers were harmed in the making of this video.

    • @domi.f
      @domi.f 4 года назад +13

      Yep youre right i had 4 years and i told my dad that i'm cleaning laptop and accidently delete system32😂😂😂

    • @xFrostyCake123
      @xFrostyCake123 4 года назад +9

      yeah! it was all just a virtual one after all, no harm indeed!

    • @domi.f
      @domi.f 4 года назад +2

      @@xFrostyCake123 ye

    • @manatster
      @manatster 4 года назад +1

      Ye we know

    • @MCAlexisYT
      @MCAlexisYT 4 года назад +4

      Imagine kids reactions to this...

  • @happym7104
    @happym7104 3 года назад +699

    "WinCustomize. exe may be dangerous."
    _Eh, what could possibly go wrong_

  • @Atomy7ooo
    @Atomy7ooo 3 года назад +658

    *"There's actually an escape. But it's just really hard to find."*

    • @Rin_verr
      @Rin_verr 3 года назад +12

      " *that's why it's called no escape*"

    • @Rin_verr
      @Rin_verr 3 года назад +5

      Perhaps

    • @beamwh
      @beamwh 3 года назад +17

      There is: it’s a usb drive with a win 10 installer!

    • @impooplad
      @impooplad 3 года назад +4

      How do u guys know?

    • @dekstrin242
      @dekstrin242 3 года назад +3

      @@impooplad How you dont know

  • @macroereal
    @macroereal 2 года назад +8

    Enderman: Lets See Whats This....
    a few minutes later
    Enderman: OH DEAR HEAVENS

  • @ChoboUnjeon
    @ChoboUnjeon 4 года назад +460

    Enderman: guys how do I delete cortana
    Me, a Korean: You guys are getting Cortana?

    • @Vlame
      @Vlame 4 года назад +6

      same from the Netherlands

    • @GeoBaer
      @GeoBaer 4 года назад +3

      Cortana works fine for me in Germany

    • @3ndz
      @3ndz 4 года назад +6

      In Indonesia, no one used cortana (maybe only content creator and workers used cortana)

    • @windowsagent981
      @windowsagent981 4 года назад +3

      @@3ndz All of you are so lucky... Here in Mexico, we can't get good education, but cortana, of course that's 100% important!

    • @GeoBaer
      @GeoBaer 4 года назад

      @NEXO Ich auch nicht, aber es funktioniert halt, In russland und korea halt nicht

  • @mugwumpreal
    @mugwumpreal 3 года назад +164

    "eh,what could go wrong"
    last words before the disaster

  • @xWA3L
    @xWA3L Год назад +8

    ngl this is the best vid i've seen in my entire life its creepy and fun i hope i see more vids like this in the future

  • @rete1621
    @rete1621 4 года назад +284

    Plot twist: the exe file that d. Sent actually deleted cortana, but cortana was the only thing that kept a malicious ghost malware away from the computer.

    • @skirainas3033
      @skirainas3033 4 года назад +3

      Is this for real?

    • @rete1621
      @rete1621 4 года назад +15

      @@skirainas3033 it would be awesome if it was.

    • @ebrucan7161
      @ebrucan7161 4 года назад

      @@rete1621 maybe

    • @yhfhdcf
      @yhfhdcf 4 года назад +3

      Yes but mcafee is also an antivirus

    • @b1.7.3
      @b1.7.3 4 года назад

      @@yhfhdcf bruh

  • @seathesauce
    @seathesauce 4 года назад +553

    My little brother: look I installed free minecraft!

    • @jefflim3097
      @jefflim3097 4 года назад +12

      Aka tlauncher

    • @BT00L5
      @BT00L5 4 года назад +10

      @@jefflim3097 Tlauncher ain't a virus

    • @jefflim3097
      @jefflim3097 4 года назад +4

      @@BT00L5 it does

    • @jefflim3097
      @jefflim3097 4 года назад +1

      @@BT00L5 i cant even uninstall it

    • @jefflim3097
      @jefflim3097 4 года назад +7

      @@BT00L5 since i downloaded it my computer started blue screening on me and everytime i open it it blue screen then after that im unable to start my pc

  • @kevlu8
    @kevlu8 4 года назад +214

    "no computer silly boy go outsie to play"
    isn't that from resonate 2 of danooct1's viewer made malware?

  • @duncantvplus-fs8rk
    @duncantvplus-fs8rk Год назад +4

    No escape: I'm gonna destroy all the computers in the world!
    Chrome, Windows, Antivirus: No you aren't.

  • @thepiterp5
    @thepiterp5 3 года назад +228

    Alternate title: Windows, but every time you restart something weird happens

    • @notshiba5353
      @notshiba5353 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @xenon3404
      @xenon3404 3 года назад

      𝒀𝒆𝒔 𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒚 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 Ņ̵̝̟͙͚̗͚̭́̏O̶̢̧͕̺̟͈͉̖͕̠̟͖͖̰̼̐́̐͋̄͝Ę̴̛̙̹̬͕̘̼̀̚Ś̶̙̲̗̫̞̰̯̌̔C̸̛̘͓̼̟̯͓͇͈͈̺͇͚͈̯̈́͛̎̈͘̚͜͠A̷̳͊̒͝P̴̢̧͙͉͔̬̞̲̪̻͇̩̎Ȇ̵̡̛͍͉̏͑̓̋̒̎̿̈͝.exe

    • @sponge000
      @sponge000 3 года назад

      Lol but no

    • @ServantofGod284
      @ServantofGod284 3 года назад

      @Ray do u understand a joke

    • @ServantofGod284
      @ServantofGod284 3 года назад

      @Ray bro no what do u except

  • @judgemeinie
    @judgemeinie 4 года назад +251

    When you install VMware and install a creepypasta virus:
    oh, cool lol
    When you realize that you accidentally installed it on your real PC instead of the VMWare:
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    • @bryanng1358
      @bryanng1358 4 года назад +12

      Creepypasta virus: hahaha pc goes brrrrrrrr

    • @cloudyxindomie5064
      @cloudyxindomie5064 4 года назад

      @@bryanng1358 😂

    • @aikesscs
      @aikesscs 4 года назад

      he actually installed it in vmware

    • @aikesscs
      @aikesscs 4 года назад

      @team lolpippiou what? i don't see any comedians here?

    • @vgvgaming2317
      @vgvgaming2317 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @h20_king
    @h20_king 4 года назад +422

    Me:installed the deadliest virus on windows
    Windows: *P A I N T*

    • @jhaybryanpros964
      @jhaybryanpros964 4 года назад +2

      deadliest virus?

    • @Lazar-tt4uq
      @Lazar-tt4uq 3 года назад +7

      If its the deadliest how did someone remove it in 12 minutes

    • @Musicalquest
      @Musicalquest 3 года назад +11

      Virus:do you wish to spend your last minutes with you computer?
      guy:yes
      Virus:can i offer you microsoft paint at this trying time?

    • @xboydubose7254
      @xboydubose7254 3 года назад +3

      Yea I thought it was gonna draw something lol

    • @birdbones31
      @birdbones31 3 года назад +4

      yes, paint. it's the best thing to pass the time.

  • @NekoMiku-Vocaloid
    @NekoMiku-Vocaloid Год назад +5

    Your videos were the ones I watched the most during the pandemic. Especially this one. Maybe that's why I didn't lose my sanity XD

  • @pokeiswho
    @pokeiswho 4 года назад +174

    Title : creepy pasta
    Background music: lEts party boIs

    • @pr3ssstart
      @pr3ssstart 4 года назад +3

      Hahha

    • @dragonballhack4129
      @dragonballhack4129 4 года назад +1

      @Demon Girl, I guess? I have all istruction for Destroy The Virus In 2 sec

    • @wizc00
      @wizc00 4 года назад

      Can you give me.full musick name lease

    • @MikeyMandFluffyMainProductions
      @MikeyMandFluffyMainProductions 4 года назад +2

      Scary music then plays after the party music. Its not just the party music that plays.

    • @pokeiswho
      @pokeiswho 4 года назад

      @@MikeyMandFluffyMainProductions ik

  • @radioactivepenguin34official
    @radioactivepenguin34official 3 года назад +363

    “Alright, let’s remove this useless piece of junk now”
    NoEscape: *Wouldn’t that make you, interested in getting your bootloader deleted?*

    • @aervnu
      @aervnu 3 года назад +5

      GNU GRUB: *There's still an escape tho*

    • @pizzagaming6006
      @pizzagaming6006 3 года назад +2

      @@aervnu yep there is an escape but it's really hard and complicated. This is a really bad virus don't underestimate its power.

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 3 года назад +2

      "Hippity hoppity, your bootloader is now my property" -NoEscape, probably

    • @cutstring
      @cutstring 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @jacobrodrigues6754
      @jacobrodrigues6754 3 года назад

      @@flamingdog9207 "Hippity Hopptiy Your Code is Now My Property"
      -Dani Making Muck

  • @sniele.9799
    @sniele.9799 3 года назад +129

    Name of the song at 2:05 to 6:07 is called "Even While" by Approaching Nirvana, in case anyone would like to know

  • @Oren-2850
    @Oren-2850 5 месяцев назад +6

    Dziękujemy.

  • @MelTheHal
    @MelTheHal 4 года назад +256

    "what could go wrong"
    Almost everything

    • @sadlyimqrax
      @sadlyimqrax 4 года назад +2

      yea bi*ch

    • @theengineer1437
      @theengineer1437 4 года назад +3

      we meet again

    • @dyllyyy6820
      @dyllyyy6820 4 года назад

      @@sadlyimqrax wtf ur the bi*ch here

    • @Mentis_Mori
      @Mentis_Mori 3 года назад

      Hey engie, don't go off teleporting bread ok? That goes for you to red engineer

    • @eeeeanimates
      @eeeeanimates 3 года назад

      Yeah what could

  • @DeltaDX
    @DeltaDX 2 года назад +126

    Songs used:
    0:00 Kevin Macleod - Breaktime
    2:25 Appriaching Nirvana - Even while

    • @kevinwong_2016
      @kevinwong_2016 2 года назад +1

      @@DeltaDX 🇷🇺 is better for you

    • @opheebop923
      @opheebop923 2 года назад

      it's copyrighted music

    • @MINDARSONIST
      @MINDARSONIST 2 года назад

      yes thank you :)

    • @indeed_a_digger
      @indeed_a_digger 2 года назад

      you're the best. thank you

    • @Z-28-71
      @Z-28-71 Год назад

      finally, after 2 years, i have finally found it, thank you for your service son.

  • @exidon2799
    @exidon2799 4 года назад +122

    This is the thing that gives me anxiety...

    • @existing56
      @existing56 4 года назад +2

      memz is also unescable virus

    • @phoenixwrong2493
      @phoenixwrong2493 4 года назад +1

      memz is also "unescable" virus

    • @ebrucan7161
      @ebrucan7161 4 года назад

      not being able to open your computer? i have had like nine BSODs before and my computer is fine

  • @Alterr.
    @Alterr. Год назад +18

    I love it when he is the creator of NoEscape and he acts like a victim to NoEscape for our entertainment.

  • @thesummitingfalcon
    @thesummitingfalcon 3 года назад +133

    1:33
    The last note of the piano piece hit when NoEscape.exe screwed up the PC xD

  • @espana86
    @espana86 4 года назад +1121

    VIRUZ : Do you want to enjoy the last minutes of your computer?
    Enderman : Yes.
    VIRUZ : **Opens Paint**
    Enderman please give me a ❤️

    • @anthonydelamare8612
      @anthonydelamare8612 4 года назад +42

      corona : Do you want to enjoy the last minutes of your life?
      Evrybody : Yes.
      corona : Ok!
      *earth is dying*

    • @raulbaul
      @raulbaul 4 года назад +24

      @@anthonydelamare8612 not funny didn't laugh
      I mean it could have been funny but u made the joke be embarrassing

    • @buggietomyt2580
      @buggietomyt2580 4 года назад +5

      If he said No to the question would his PC die instantly

    • @creativegamer_03
      @creativegamer_03 4 года назад +22

      _"Now let's paint a little happy tree right here..."_

    • @giansimeonyt5240
      @giansimeonyt5240 4 года назад +1

      3 words lol.

  • @clouty5391
    @clouty5391 3 года назад +108

    i love how the beat drops the second he opened the virus.
    (1:33)

  • @aksolodrom
    @aksolodrom Год назад +12

    A cautionary tale that you can't download all sorts of exe files, even if your friend sent it to you.

  • @watertank505
    @watertank505 4 года назад +40

    "I know where is it i shall delete it before its too late!"
    Later...
    *"wHeRe iS iT?"*

  • @windowskey7639
    @windowskey7639 3 года назад +216

    Noescape.Exe: Enjoy The Last Minutes Of Your PC...
    "Opens Paint"
    Enderman: Yes I Will Enjoy The Last Minutes Of My Computer Just Painting‽

    • @alliuumduo
      @alliuumduo 3 года назад +4

      Hey windows key, can u do windows key + g? I need to screenshot.

    • @folddyy
      @folddyy 3 года назад +1

      @@alliuumduo Oh yeah, don't forget Cortana can help you

    • @akiraxrq
      @akiraxrq 3 года назад +1

      Ohgfg!bgg

    • @弌
      @弌 3 года назад

      @@alliuumduo windows key + print screen sys rq = SCREENSHOT!!!!!

    • @KrystPl
      @KrystPl 3 года назад

      Yea XDDDDD

  • @malwaretestingfan
    @malwaretestingfan 4 года назад +188

    Reminds of 000.exe, it's overall like a big deja-vu.

    • @swordcrafted
      @swordcrafted 4 года назад +4

      agreed

    • @WindowsSaturn
      @WindowsSaturn 4 года назад +7

      Yeah it def gives out 000.exe vibes. Especially with like a million icons on the desktop

    • @Endermanch
      @Endermanch  4 года назад +66

      000.exe was my inspiration :P

    • @Someone-wc1gm
      @Someone-wc1gm 4 года назад +1

      @@Endermanch You really can't reinstall it!

    • @4ervenababi4ka
      @4ervenababi4ka 4 года назад +3

      EXE WINDOWS 10: HAHA PC IS DONE HAHA me: how to download windows 3.1

  • @MrDarkSky
    @MrDarkSky Год назад +4

    “I will rather ask some experienced people”
    *goes to discord*

  • @maxifire32
    @maxifire32 3 года назад +130

    The piano music at the start stops when he activates the malware, thats a good detail

    • @SunIsLost
      @SunIsLost 3 года назад +5

      yes

    • @heromahdi
      @heromahdi 3 года назад +3

      what's its name i keep hearing it but idk the name

    • @maxifire32
      @maxifire32 3 года назад +2

      @@heromahdi the name of the song after the malware activates or the piano intro music? You can find the the names in the description

    • @meiko9004
      @meiko9004 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @salamoun73
      @salamoun73 3 года назад +2

      Yeah

  • @MrHumannnn
    @MrHumannnn 3 года назад +148

    1:45
    You know something's going wrong when the loading screen is *W I D E*

    • @francispadero24
      @francispadero24 3 года назад +2

      HHahahahahahhahahahahaha somehow i did relate to this when i messed up with my screeens refresh rate

    • @n3onzie
      @n3onzie 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @tntboyz79
      @tntboyz79 3 года назад +2

      that's normal with VMware boot up, sorry to break it too you.

    • @enpmenk6797
      @enpmenk6797 3 года назад +1

      how is this funny this is literally normal and always happens

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 года назад +1

      *B E E G*

  • @BATTLEFORLLOBOTOMY
    @BATTLEFORLLOBOTOMY 4 года назад +63

    Enderman: what can go wrong
    no escape.exe: a lot of things

  • @faelixy5
    @faelixy5 Год назад +5

    What could possibly go wrong?
    - Last few words from Endermanch

  • @Mark-mv1fy
    @Mark-mv1fy 3 года назад +400

    Can we just appreciate how nicely he set up the VM.

    • @cactooos9972
      @cactooos9972 2 года назад +2

      what’s a vm

    • @spyhnxPAYrent
      @spyhnxPAYrent 2 года назад +19

      @@cactooos9972 virtual machine

    • @Luca64Bit
      @Luca64Bit 2 года назад +16

      @@cactooos9972 vm stands for virtual machine which is basically a virtual pc on a real pc and what ever u do to the vm does not effect the actual pc

    • @aarav266
      @aarav266 2 года назад +19

      @@cactooos9972 it’s basically a PC inside a PC. VMvare and Virtual Box are platforms to make vms

    • @the_red_gamer
      @the_red_gamer 2 года назад +5

      @@cactooos9972 this person through he destroyed his real pc

  • @supervitu64
    @supervitu64 2 года назад +226

    The worst part is that after the virus attack, Cortana was still on the system.

  • @techwiththings
    @techwiththings 3 года назад +88

    Enderman: Bye Cortana! Wait a minute, what is this?
    Cortana: Don't mess with me.

    • @nooraliassad6650
      @nooraliassad6650 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Disbanded9998
      @Disbanded9998 Год назад

      Wincustomize

    • @ITVTOT
      @ITVTOT Год назад

      Enderman: Bye Cortana! Wait a minute, what is this?
      Cortana: *Rages* Don't mess with me.

  • @zirus140black5
    @zirus140black5 2 года назад +1

    thank you very much friend, I urgently needed to update my drives and you saved me, THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • @coffee..._88346
    @coffee..._88346 3 года назад +276

    Pc: im dying!!
    Recording: eating popcorn enjoying the movie

    • @sillylxl
      @sillylxl 3 года назад +3

      @Lasercat I think is a virtual pc

    • @GDominos
      @GDominos 3 года назад +13

      @Lasercat its a vm (virtual machine)

    • @InfinityBS
      @InfinityBS 3 года назад +3

      Virtual machine

    • @stonksified1264
      @stonksified1264 3 года назад +10

      @Lasercat i wouldn't recommended doing this though as some viruses can penetrate through VM'S

    • @SOTP.
      @SOTP. 3 года назад +3

      @@stonksified1264 so dont enable reading main pc drive, and dont enable networking:)

  • @lemonade85
    @lemonade85 4 года назад +116

    How to escape from noescape.exe:
    1. just freakin break your pc / laptop
    2. Yeah thats all

    • @ImagineHacking
      @ImagineHacking 4 года назад

      Or kill the virtual machine lol

    • @morocco622
      @morocco622 4 года назад

      @「 InSanic 」 yeah

    • @hoopa.g1
      @hoopa.g1 4 года назад +1

      Step 3: buy 50 spare laptops/pcs

    • @CiaoCian4u
      @CiaoCian4u 4 года назад

      Factory reset is shaking

    • @Someone_Them35
      @Someone_Them35 4 года назад

      Oh yeah right!

  • @stupidcat2019
    @stupidcat2019 3 года назад +656

    Imagine scanning that QR code but it rick rolls you

    • @TheRealOderless635gnat
      @TheRealOderless635gnat 3 года назад +4

      Ok here’s my video on the rickroll QR code :
      ruclips.net/video/j5a0jTc9S10/видео.html

    • @cat1554
      @cat1554 3 года назад +3

      @@TheRealOderless635gnat yeah no I don't trust it

    • @SVMNSP6213YT
      @SVMNSP6213YT 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/IO9XlQrEt2Y/видео.html

    • @stupidcat2019
      @stupidcat2019 3 года назад +1

      @@TheRealOderless635gnat thanks

    • @stupidcat2019
      @stupidcat2019 3 года назад +1

      @@SVMNSP6213YT thank you too

  • @NightHax.1
    @NightHax.1 4 месяца назад +1

    for those wondering what music is on at 2:23 its called Even While

  • @cashoutsssss
    @cashoutsssss 4 года назад +119

    5:41 PC: **slowly melts down**

  • @stillchill9781
    @stillchill9781 4 года назад +183

    this : *exists peacefully*
    the anti-virus i never turn off :
    *H E L O*

    • @circleubuntu
      @circleubuntu 4 года назад +7

      Avast: B L Y A T

    • @kbvbvk1473
      @kbvbvk1473 4 года назад +2

      Funny how mine is always turned off lmao

    • @ThaMentalGod2003
      @ThaMentalGod2003 4 года назад +1

      @@kbvbvk1473 yh same cuz of that little number in my top corner

    • @newstreak
      @newstreak 4 года назад

      ok guys there’s like this download button that says totally not malware and I clicked it and made it administrator I hope this free totally legit the best ever anti virus works

    • @BlackChevyImpalaSS
      @BlackChevyImpalaSS 4 года назад

      Hammer: *laughs menacingly*

  • @c_8004
    @c_8004 4 года назад +280

    Plot twist: the QR code on the bsod was actually a rickroll qr code

    • @smayansahu1070
      @smayansahu1070 4 года назад +3

      Hold on

    • @smayansahu1070
      @smayansahu1070 4 года назад +5

      support.microsoft.com/en-us/help/14238/windows-10-troubleshoot-blue-screen-errors is the link in the QR code. It wasn’t custom just a generic QR code found in blue screen errors

    • @BasicCherry
      @BasicCherry 4 года назад +17

      @@smayansahu1070 congratulations, you played yourself.

    • @smayansahu1070
      @smayansahu1070 4 года назад +3

      Bruh

    • @mehdididididi
      @mehdididididi 4 года назад +1

      I KNEW IT

  • @BlazeDan0v
    @BlazeDan0v 2 года назад +1

    I don't even care if you add ads to the download you're just such a goat ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

  • @maxximo2367
    @maxximo2367 4 года назад +39

    The part with paint actually made me laugh XD. It was all creepy and stuff and than this happens XD

    • @qsyki
      @qsyki 4 года назад +5

      wanna enjoy your computer while it lasts?
      *_then play mario paint lol_*

    • @Kajssbm
      @Kajssbm 4 года назад +4

      You didn't even get the Pain in paint xD

  • @UnitedKingdomOfAmerica
    @UnitedKingdomOfAmerica 4 года назад +25

    "Yes, that is common. Thank's a lot"
    Top 10 sentences before disaster

  • @notshiba5353
    @notshiba5353 4 года назад +299

    A lesson(not always true): it's safe to use a virtual machine when given file

    • @vertexxdev
      @vertexxdev 4 года назад +54

      its not really safe.
      if the virus is advanced enough, it can see that you are running it on a vm,
      and it can somehow jump into your host machine. so not really.

    • @auroraas4077
      @auroraas4077 4 года назад +22

      enderman always uses a vm when recording a video like it is even apparent that he is using a vm and did not infect his host machine because i saw the vmware thing that appears when you boot up a virtual machine in vmware

    • @Aaa-ig4du
      @Aaa-ig4du 4 года назад +4

      True

    • @auroraas4077
      @auroraas4077 4 года назад +2

      @@TheWindowsAddict he does show his host sometimes but most of the time he uses vms

    • @vertexxdev
      @vertexxdev 4 года назад +8

      ​@MarbleXeno i dont really know either, but i think it is possible.
      i found this about the topic:
      'There have been outbreaks of viruses which can actually "break out" of virtual machines, which has been documented in the past. While an arguable solution is to disable x86 virtualization, any modern (decent) anti-virus software should be able to protect you from these viruses within limited reason.'
      but i still dont really know. i do not really test viruses, and i do not know how the virtualization layers work, so i cant tell if it is true, or not.
      so dont really take my answer as truth and accurate, it may be not.

  • @TheBaconKing-TrueLeader
    @TheBaconKing-TrueLeader 9 дней назад

    No Escape: YOU CANT DELETE ME FOOL
    Enderman Andrew: I know but… he can
    “Enter Orange Group Tech”

  • @foundcrab4742
    @foundcrab4742 4 года назад +29

    Me: "turns off the computer and destroys the computer"
    NO ESCAPE: wait you werent suppose to do that

  • @Lightman137v2
    @Lightman137v2 4 года назад +64

    Cortana will be with you forever. Wait! Your computer has been destroyed.

    • @МаркоБоснић
      @МаркоБоснић 4 года назад +7

      not forever if u install win10 debloater

    • @4ervenababi4ka
      @4ervenababi4ka 4 года назад +4

      Mom saying is do not download to Windows 10.exe!

    • @Cookie__XD
      @Cookie__XD 4 года назад +2

      There is Powershell...

    • @Lightman137v2
      @Lightman137v2 4 года назад +2

      @@Cookie__XD It is:)

    • @Cookie__XD
      @Cookie__XD 4 года назад +2

      @@Lightman137v2 so you can easily uninstall Cortana...
      thinkmobiles.com/blog/how-to-uninstall-cortana/

  • @piek123
    @piek123 4 года назад +30

    5:42 nice sunset today

  • @ajmkk
    @ajmkk Год назад +2

    Enderman: how to remove cortana
    Uninstall Tool on his desktop:
    h e l l o

  • @CheckMeOutYT
    @CheckMeOutYT 4 года назад +51

    noescape:die everything off
    Cortana: How can i help you?

    • @parvinshanu6388
      @parvinshanu6388 4 года назад +2

      Cortana: Help!
      No Escape: There is NO WAY

    • @darius-m3p
      @darius-m3p 4 года назад

      No escape.exe: *THERES NO ESCAPE YOU CAN TRY BUT ITS USELLES HAHA*
      That one guy:There is an escape. *Saves his computer and posts the video from how to do it.*
      No escape.exe: NOOOOOOO

    • @bondanyudhobaskoro6359
      @bondanyudhobaskoro6359 4 года назад

      noescape: Hack other computer
      Cortana: Sure.

    • @ITVTOT
      @ITVTOT Год назад

      Cortana: Help! There Is A Monster Trying To Kill Me!
      No Escape: There is NO WAY To Survive Cortana!

  • @sibli57
    @sibli57 4 года назад +119

    Just remove the "No" and there's a escape!

  • @nickplj12
    @nickplj12 4 года назад +184

    When you forget you have “UNINSTALL TOOL”

  • @Loldoggygaming
    @Loldoggygaming Год назад +1

    Thats sad for you😢 I liked and subcribed

  • @LetGoMyLegosTyler
    @LetGoMyLegosTyler 4 года назад +114

    beginning me: lol this isn't that scary
    end me: wow you can't get rid of it

    • @InvalidSE2
      @InvalidSE2 4 года назад +1

      Kali linux ftw

    • @Xarros1
      @Xarros1 4 года назад +2

      Reinstall bios and wipe ur drives EZ

    • @LetGoMyLegosTyler
      @LetGoMyLegosTyler 4 года назад

      @@Xarros1 true

    • @staratwoja3195
      @staratwoja3195 4 года назад +3

      uhm you can just fully format your hard drive

    • @imat_edits
      @imat_edits 4 года назад +1

      Ahem,that doesn’t affect your bios,it is just saved in the hard drive,if you format it,your drive wipes everything,including the malware,since it can’t save itself on the hard drive

  • @Qodz
    @Qodz 3 года назад +64

    Bad ending, Cortana is still installed.
    God damn!

    • @shortformediocreweirdo
      @shortformediocreweirdo 3 года назад +1

      Exodus 20:7: *Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.*
      JUST STOP IT WITH "GD" AND "JESUS CHRIST!" ALREADY
      I HATE THE SIN OF BLASPHEMY
      STOP IT
      STOP IT
      *STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!*

    • @Qodz
      @Qodz 3 года назад +1

      @@shortformediocreweirdocalm down my guy.

    • @OlgaPlaysMatch-3Game
      @OlgaPlaysMatch-3Game 3 года назад

      Mwhahahahaha... You cannot delete Cortana in Microsoft Windows, it’s system application.

    • @Qodz
      @Qodz 3 года назад +2

      @@shortformediocreweirdo god damn god damn god damn, are you gonna have a heart attack now?

  • @kynto
    @kynto 4 года назад +77

    *"Your mom.pdf has been installed"*

    • @KSPAtlas
      @KSPAtlas 3 года назад +7

      It would fill up even the biggest drive

    • @hotchipsgaming239
      @hotchipsgaming239 3 года назад

      No number of Yottabytes (Yes, that’s a real byte) could hold it

  • @oskartv6684
    @oskartv6684 Год назад +6

    Plot twist: He ran this on his actual PC and his PC brand was VMware

  • @Santiago2134-k2k
    @Santiago2134-k2k 4 года назад +80

    “Eh what could possibly go wrong”
    *PROCEEDS TO DESTROY COMPUTER*

  • @koyla2137
    @koyla2137 3 года назад +28

    I love when he says: I know where is it! *5 Seconds Later* Where is it ?!

  • @kazumakanjifreak3010
    @kazumakanjifreak3010 4 года назад +35

    "Greetings from 2021"
    HOLLLLLLLD UP

    • @Kajssbm
      @Kajssbm 4 года назад +1

      Cause it's no escape, but Linux has an escape :)

  • @Keasmcxz
    @Keasmcxz Год назад +3

    Lesson number one: Never trust random Malware that you don't care.

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 4 года назад +129

    8:59 and then he switched to Linux

    • @adminguy1719
      @adminguy1719 4 года назад +2

      Linux *SUCKS* windows and Mac is better

    • @jujutsushenanigan
      @jujutsushenanigan 4 года назад +8

      @@adminguy1719 Linux is useful for some people like programmer

    • @franchufranchu119
      @franchufranchu119 4 года назад +9

      @@adminguy1719 GNU/Linux is nice, it runs fast, you have compete control of what your computer is doing, and everything makes sense.

    • @groudminuszero
      @groudminuszero 4 года назад

      MaddieXP pog

    • @groudminuszero
      @groudminuszero 4 года назад

      MaddieXP jf

  • @SlavicElectronSundae
    @SlavicElectronSundae 3 года назад +36

    Virus: 6:59
    Cool kids with the power of command prompt: *what bout you*

  • @cadaverousRemains
    @cadaverousRemains 4 года назад +41

    "Eh,what could possibly go wrong..."
    *Everything.*

    • @thierry_0522
      @thierry_0522 3 года назад

      Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick

    • @flint8173
      @flint8173 3 года назад

      @@thierry_0522 Shut up bot

    • @orangegarbagewaste239
      @orangegarbagewaste239 3 года назад

      *by everyone*

  • @erionbega4687
    @erionbega4687 Год назад

    BRO MY HEART ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THE APPS GOING CRAZY AFTER YOU REINSTALLED WINDOWS-

  • @therealsmileyyt
    @therealsmileyyt 3 года назад +31

    Recording software:Man can i record this
    Virus:sure man do ur work

  • @Michaelistic_
    @Michaelistic_ 4 года назад +22

    Cortana: trying to get rid of me? your computer is mine

    • @ITVTOT
      @ITVTOT Год назад

      Jeff (Me) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

  • @RandomTRandomReal
    @RandomTRandomReal 4 года назад +85

    moral of the story: never trust anyone with clyde as their profile picture

    • @imat_edits
      @imat_edits 4 года назад +2

      Raichu BREAK righttt

    • @jefflim3097
      @jefflim3097 4 года назад +3

      I have a best friend named clyde

  • @RubberDuckYT402
    @RubberDuckYT402 Год назад +1

    NoEscape.exe Is Way Too Powerful That I Cant Even Do Anything To Stop It, Im Sorry Enderman, I Have Let You Down!

  • @Spyritic
    @Spyritic 4 года назад +15

    Person: i just wanna safely uninstall cortana :)
    Person 2: Action time

  • @jwanmalatiali1025
    @jwanmalatiali1025 3 года назад +26

    as soon as his background turned into flames i knew what was abt to happen

  • @rcv0
    @rcv0 4 года назад +24

    "Fred durst says no computer today silly boy go outside to play" hmmmmmmm.... now where have i seen this?

    • @Kajssbm
      @Kajssbm 4 года назад

      It says "fred durst says: no computer today silly boy go outsie to play"

    • @mane6_
      @mane6_ 4 года назад

      resonate II i think?

    • @rcv0
      @rcv0 4 года назад

      @@mane6_ yes

  • @Vatsal2opBharat
    @Vatsal2opBharat Год назад +1

    This was Better than a Whole Netflix Series.