Karl Pilkington's Funniest Thoughts On Animals | Compilation, Wildlife Special

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2020
  • If you enjoyed this video, please LIKE, SHARE and SUBSCRIBE for more Karl!
    Follow the link below for the full compilation playlist…
    • Karl Pilkington's Funn...

Комментарии • 94

  • @nichanson
    @nichanson 3 года назад +19

    The trio always makes me laugh. Very good combination.

  • @stevenraposo4830
    @stevenraposo4830 3 года назад +33

    When I listen to this man and he's train of thought all I can say is wow His thought process and his logic is amazing LOL😂😂😂😂

  • @livmiller1991
    @livmiller1991 2 года назад +7

    43:09 THE ELUSIVE KARL LAUGH!! guys it’s like the unicorn of rickycarlsteve content. An actual full chuckle. Guys… Wow.

  • @melissastorn
    @melissastorn 3 года назад +24

    44:33 I almost feel bad for Steve when they start chirping him about his eyes 😅👀

    • @FarewellFix
      @FarewellFix 3 года назад +6

      Don't lol. He gives it to Karl just as much, only difference is Karl doesn't care, steve is sensitive ;)

    • @melissastorn
      @melissastorn 3 года назад +4

      FarewellFix that’s why I said ‘almost’ :) Steve can always dish it out but can’t take it! Lol

    • @iknowyoureright8564
      @iknowyoureright8564 3 года назад +2

      @@melissastorn You have a really cute smile. ☺️ have a lovely day......night.

    • @anonymouse4138
      @anonymouse4138 11 месяцев назад +2

      Ask his 40 million dollars if he feels bad.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 5 месяцев назад +1

    30:08 TOTAL CONJECTURE. Where does he get the confidence to just assert things like this?! I both love and hate it.

  • @watcher8008
    @watcher8008 11 месяцев назад +1

    @ 7mins that is definitely Ricky the snail specialist

  • @dcdc9939
    @dcdc9939 3 года назад +8

    legend mate 🙌

  • @The8Music8Guy
    @The8Music8Guy Год назад +3

    First guy on the phone feels like it’s 2 Kyle’s talking haha

  • @Tbo1235
    @Tbo1235 29 дней назад

    A beautiful mind

  • @WorLadCiz
    @WorLadCiz Год назад +14

    Questioning of the experts is pure genius, Karl getting frustrated as the experts don’t agree with him.

  • @steveryan4410
    @steveryan4410 Год назад +1

    Slim Juice & Peacock feathers... & people like the OWL head.. i must of heard it over a dozen time, its still so funny

  • @BrandaBrand-fp5cj
    @BrandaBrand-fp5cj 6 месяцев назад

    Love it

  • @TheNotthediver
    @TheNotthediver Год назад +2

    My Dad grew up on a similar estate in the 70s. People that are politely called travellers were housed by the council. They parked the caravans outside and used the house as a barn. They burnt the front door as firewood.
    Karl is probably being coy on the subject cleverly

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 5 месяцев назад

      Vermin. Leave 'em nowt.
      We absolutely do *not* need 'em.

    • @TheNotthediver
      @TheNotthediver 5 месяцев назад

      @@LifeOfRy I ain't havin a go

    • @LifeOfRy
      @LifeOfRy 5 месяцев назад

      @@TheNotthediver oh I definitely am 😂
      Different feelings, towards different… things.

  • @ImATrillionaire
    @ImATrillionaire 3 года назад +11

    Ahaha deadly👌😎😂😂😂😂😂😂 we need some new podcasts between these 3men

    • @clebfelm4170
      @clebfelm4170 3 года назад +2

      I wish... sadly don’t think this trio will ever get together again

  • @Stu81
    @Stu81 3 года назад +15

    The snail guy Carl was talking to I think that was Ricky 🤔

    • @MrHenhen5
      @MrHenhen5 2 года назад +1

      Does sound a bit like him haha

    • @samanthanutland3544
      @samanthanutland3544 3 месяца назад

      Definitely, the octopus guy was also Ricky, he even forgot to do the accent for a second in the middle 😂😂

  • @clebfelm4170
    @clebfelm4170 3 года назад +9

    We really don’t need jellyfish... get rid of em

    • @shrimpflea
      @shrimpflea Год назад +1

      They're not jelly and they're not fish.

  • @ThePontiacBandit911
    @ThePontiacBandit911 11 месяцев назад

    15:48 I love her!

  • @cykablyat7528
    @cykablyat7528 10 месяцев назад

    30:54
    Jack was the pet and assistant of double leg amputee signalman James Wide, who worked for the Cape Town-Port Elizabeth Railway service. James "Jumper" Wide had been known for jumping between railcars until an accident where he fell and lost both of his legs at the knee. To assist in performing his duties, Wide purchased Jack in 1881, and trained him to push his wheelchair and to operate the railways signals under supervision.
    An official investigation was initiated after someone reported that a baboon was observed changing railway signals at Uitenhage near Port Elizabeth.
    After initial skepticism, the railway decided to officially employ Jack once his job competency was verified. He was paid twenty cents a day, and half a bottle of beer each week. It is widely reported that in his nine years of employment with the railway company, Jack never made a single mistake.
    Jack died of tuberculosis in 1890. His skull is in the collection of the Albany Museum in Grahamstown.
    (to quote wikipedia)

  • @MrFatman1875
    @MrFatman1875 3 года назад +12

    Sounds like Michael Owen is the octopus expert 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @steveryan4410
    @steveryan4410 Год назад

    Give it head of an OWL.... (cracks me up everytime)

  • @BoManton
    @BoManton 2 года назад +12

    Do we need mosquitoes?

    • @paulcunnane4
      @paulcunnane4 2 года назад +6

      No.

    • @stimpy1414
      @stimpy1414 2 года назад

      population control. over 1 million people die each year from mosquito related diseases.

    • @blackpig52
      @blackpig52 10 месяцев назад

      Yes

    • @Jonathan-rk4uq
      @Jonathan-rk4uq 12 дней назад

      No

  • @shinobi-no-bueno
    @shinobi-no-bueno 27 дней назад

    I love that Karl thinks that having a printout of the ridiculous thing he just said constitutes some sort of actual evidence

  • @gerrydelafino659
    @gerrydelafino659 10 месяцев назад

    Karl funny

  • @roberthardie4786
    @roberthardie4786 3 года назад +3

    Protrude from the head at 1.6

  • @shrimpflea
    @shrimpflea Год назад +1

    I've been trying to get rid of snails and cockroaches for years....can't be done.

  • @shaneshanks9702
    @shaneshanks9702 3 года назад +6

    Keep safe everyone ❤️

  • @eyebrows3966
    @eyebrows3966 9 месяцев назад

    31:14

  • @joelwileman5938
    @joelwileman5938 3 года назад +2

    Night boys 🤙🤙🙏

  • @carrieshephard739
    @carrieshephard739 3 года назад

    They did eat them lol

  • @TheNotthediver
    @TheNotthediver Год назад +1

    Body of a horse
    Head of an wolf
    Teeth of a shark
    Wings of an eagle
    Tail of a lizard
    Brain of a man
    On 6 giant legs like a spider but they're beefy horses legs

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 11 месяцев назад +1

      Spiders don't have 6 legs, play a record!

    • @TheNotthediver
      @TheNotthediver 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@AA-hg5fk he's done me

  • @shoelesblondlady
    @shoelesblondlady 3 года назад +5

    The deadliest animal would be a poison arrow frog mixed with an undersized panda. So cute u have to hold it... till you die

    • @sexmachina
      @sexmachina 2 года назад

      Do you think Karl is a pot head too?

  • @WolfColaUK
    @WolfColaUK Год назад

    At no point...did a railway company...give a chimpanzee...the job of Signalman...

  • @carrieshephard739
    @carrieshephard739 3 года назад

    Lol

  • @scoobydoo1093
    @scoobydoo1093 2 года назад +2

    Goodnight mongs x

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah... Mongs isn't really an ok term any more, it mocks people with Down syndrome.

    • @maxknight5593
      @maxknight5593 6 месяцев назад

      @@AA-hg5fkoh shut up

  • @emer67
    @emer67 4 месяца назад

    Do we need Scousers ?

  • @jyerichardsmusic4511
    @jyerichardsmusic4511 Месяц назад

    8

  • @jaidev777
    @jaidev777 3 года назад +1

    Animals. Do We Need 'Em? Get rid of it.

  • @stephenjames1443
    @stephenjames1443 3 года назад

    &

  • @singingsunflower9000
    @singingsunflower9000 3 года назад +7

    Karls stupidity is only painful to us

    • @clebfelm4170
      @clebfelm4170 3 года назад +1

      Why are you here

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 3 года назад +3

      @@clebfelm4170 , to listen to karl pilkingtons funniest thoughts on animals

    • @clebfelm4170
      @clebfelm4170 3 года назад

      @@singingsunflower9000 so you enjoy pain

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 3 года назад +2

      @@clebfelm4170 some pain in small doses i find can enhance pleasure

    • @karldilkington8802
      @karldilkington8802 3 года назад

      @@singingsunflower9000 masochist

  • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
    @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 3 года назад +13

    "Do we need'em?"
    Surely they are talking about left wing activists.....

    • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
      @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 3 года назад +1

      @@singingsunflower9000 you just proven my point

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 3 года назад +1

      @@pronemanoldbutyoung5548, 🤭

    • @PlayaP69
      @PlayaP69 3 года назад +9

      @@singingsunflower9000 Now, now, lads or girls or girl/lad, there's other places for that quarreling 😊. Here in the world of Pilkington it's for calm, serene, relaxing 🥰. #HaveAGoodNightsRest 💗

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 3 года назад +1

      @James Cook, Not surprised its from someone named oldbutyoung with that view

    • @singingsunflower9000
      @singingsunflower9000 3 года назад

      @Ingested Media, its a certain type of person that would see themselves in that nickname, not just down to age, if you know what i mean