Mac: "Can we have bunk beds"😁 Jess: "No then the person on the bottom is gonna die I don't want to die" Mac: "We can have triple bunk beds" Jess: Nooooo! 😣
**Checks how late I am** **Saying 3 min. early** Me: This is the earliest I have ever.. **Checks the comments and saying there are 183 comments** HOLY!
That would be a great idea I could imagine what happens... Jess finds diamonds but she teleports lol Chris finds gold for his golden hoe but he teleports lmao 🤣 I know this isn't funny but it is to me lmao
For years we have been at peace with Minecraft, living in perfect Harmony Me: hmmm you sure about that Minecraft but blocks attack you every 30 seconds Minecraft but the blocks hit back Minecraft but the void rises Minecraft but there’s a black hole Me: Jess do you want me to go on?
So for the record, one kilogram is 2.2 pounds. 2,241 kg is therefore roughly 4,940 lbs, which is nearly two and a half TONS. The nine stacks of cobblestone was 11,720 kg, which finally weighed the player avatar to a crawl with a weight of NEARLY THIRTEEN TONS (~25,838 lbs). Fitting, actually, because you could actually build a decent house with that cobblestone, which I can see weighing in somewhere around there...
Me: Hm... Maybe Jess is finally getting better at Minecraft! Jess: Tries to breed pigs with wheat Me: ............ Nevermind then (Btw, pigs breed witt carrots for anyone still confused)
Aphmau: “let’s see how much this tree weighs” Also Aphmeow: “alright 12kg, so I gained..... uhh.” Mac:”thirteen” Aphmau: “okay, 13” Me: “ wut, you gained five kilo-“ AphMeOw:” WHATS KG!” Me *quietly*: “kilograms..” *none of these sentences were exact*
If I change Jess to a math competition I'm pretty sure I'll win Me: 1×10=10 Jess: 2×20= Me: 3×30=90 Jess:4×40= Please answer the questions that are labeled Jess
2:20 Mac: "The weed is attacking you!" Chris: "Jess! It's chasing me!!!" 6:06 Jess leads the cursed stuff into the house. *Jess, Mac, and Chris die* Mac: "Oh go... ahhhhh!" Chris: "ACK!" 6:59 Lol 14:39 Chris: "Hoe me until death!" 15:00 xD
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Me cringing on how Jess struggling on Kilograms: 😤🤬 “JEEEEEeeeEeeEesSSssSsSssS” Me being close to 20 years younger then Jess 😓 Jess playing Minecraft longer than me: Me knows the hopper has to connect to the chest: BRUHHH
Mac: "Can we have bunk beds"😁
Jess: "No then the person on the bottom is gonna die I don't want to die"
Mac: "We can have triple bunk beds"
Jess: Nooooo! 😣
But then mac would die
*revenge*
They both would
You mean nnaaaasssss
@@Lee_-xp9nv Thats true😅
She's savage
For years we have been at peace in Minecraft until Jess broke a stone block with her hands
Lol
Lol so true 🤣
😂😂😂
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
Yea
Mac: You a snack!!
Jess: Nah I am a Full Course meal sweetheart.
SAVAGE JESS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:00
Mac: "Keg- Kilograms!
Jess: "How do people measure things???"
*Andy's yells can be heard from across the Atlantic ocean*
Not with the metric system, that's for sure. XD
(I live in the USA.)
Pheonix of The Silver Moon Same! XD
*my yells are heard along his across the Atlantic ocean*
Yass
XD
Jess: For years we have been living in peace in minecraft
Me: *Looks at every minecraft video on her channel where it's not safe*
Also me: Oh really?
*Insert Attacking Letters*
Da_Gacha_Universe lol 😂 true!
Oh my goodness your right!!!!
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
Hmmmmmm that is correct
Your the best youtuber ever I'm 8 and I want to become you when I'm older
Me too
You probably shouldn’t share your age online, it doesn’t go well, trust me i would know. I went through some horrible crap from sharing my age online.
Me too and I'm 9
Same
Im 8
Aph: MINECRAFT BUT THE BLOCKS ARE TIRED OF YOUR SHI- MINECRAFT BUT THE BLOCKS ATTACK U
Me: SaSsY AnD StYLe
Me: this never goes along with wut I say-
Yeah
"Minecraft but the blocks attack you?"
Haven't we done this before already??? 🤔🤔🤔
she was gonna say the dik word but ok, i get your joke :P
Uh if u r gonna say something then say it or else
@@quadrupleburger wtf do you mean?
Jess a few months ago: We are going to be playing calm games
Jess now: Minecraft’s but the blocks KILL YOU!
**Screams very intensely**
Same in hermitcraft because she scamming in the mic
Brizzybree Gaming yessss
Brizzybree Gaming yoooos
Then looses her voice for 3 weeks
No CALM GAMES I HATE YOU
Chris:Are we living in the nether?
Jess:No
Me: Dang it
**Checks how late I am**
**Saying 3 min. early**
Me: This is the earliest I have ever.. **Checks the comments and saying there are 183 comments** HOLY!
670 comments
1.2k :3
REEEEEE
MINE IS OVER 102931 COMMENTS REEEEEEE *reads comments*
Me: my eyes are tired from this *sees the end of the comments* *SEES ANOTHER ONE ADDED*
Mac:oww that one hit me to
Me:why did you walk in front of it
Can you please make a: "Minecraft: but you teleport randomly"? :3
That would be a great idea
I could imagine what happens...
Jess finds diamonds but she teleports lol
Chris finds gold for his golden hoe but he teleports lmao
🤣
I know this isn't funny but it is to me lmao
@@ellareeves1773 I see you're a fellow that likes to see others suffer
@@syphon5899 Yup lol, I do...sometimes xD
Yeah
Yessh
Jess:For years we have lived in peace in minecraft
Me: *remembers season 6*
Me:Yeah right
Edit: season 6 made me cry so much
Do one that is raining items
She was twisting lol thanks for a bottom😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
Yeah you’re good hah
The way Jess said
Jess\Aphmau: He slayed AHHHHHHH
The fact by how she screamed made me laugh soooooo hard
Aphmau: "Untill..."
Me: "THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED"
Aphmau:"...Today!"
Me: "Aw man!"
Hi
~aphmau was killed by magic~ me: Accurate.
Note: * almost killed by magic*
Yeah
wha what?!
Doggy🐶
@@amandaphilbrook227 playing minecraft but stuff kill you just ru away~~~
😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠
I laughed so hard when mac said "what the fruit"
Edit: OMG thanks for all the likes the most I got was 2 lol
Same but a bit
Me to
Me to but alot
And did you know that I like funny the
Denim jeans and her name is tiny tat and Noel
Awwww Aphmau sounds so cute when she screams 🥰
SO Not CUTE!
@@dresstoimpressclocks 😂
Creep
ОӨлзий-Учирал энэ кино бол их гоё
@@xashaash732 tf
0:32 what mac said? 😂😂 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝑨𝒑𝒉𝒎𝒂𝒖 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎 2:47 5:20😂
5:21
"Minecraft but the items have had enough of your sh*t- I MEAN they attack you..."
This is that quality content I subscribed for 👌
Dragon_ Wolf_
Yes it is
Here in 2024!!
Me too
NEEEEEVVVVVEEEERRRRR- Excuse me.
Me
Aphmau: FOR YEARS WE'VE BEEN AT PEACE
Me: *remembers last video* *and the one before that video*
Yeah and Jason stelling in hermitcraft
Ok yes
I NOO for him ein KII Wood tree
Definitely not at peace
Y
Jess: how do we make the wheat
Me: this is the difference between me (a minecraft farmer) and you guys (minecraft miners and fighters)
Jessica you know this
Jess remember your training
Aphmau: "What's KG?"
Glad you asked. KG stands for kilograms
For years we have been at peace with Minecraft, living in perfect Harmony
Me: hmmm you sure about that
Minecraft but blocks attack you every 30 seconds
Minecraft but the blocks hit back
Minecraft but the void rises
Minecraft but there’s a black hole
Me: Jess do you want me to go on?
Yeah do mysteet season six
Same
jess: we need to be serious
jess:THIS GRASS IS GETTING MEEEE
poptart 1
Yep totally serious
It’s funny when aph said: WHATS KG🤣
Kg is kilograms
@@sunset5516 we don't use this here
Ya, doesn't she know what kg means 🤭🤭🤭
@@sunset5516 that's what I said
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jess, if the bed is at least 3 blocks over the other, it's fine since...
Wait, Jess can't do math...
Never mind.
Aphmau:
BUT ITEMS HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR ***
Me:
;-;
The end music and all is SO good!
I'm not first...
I'm not last...
But...
I'm proud to be an Aphmau fan
•Zec 000LOL•
Same here
@xXGacha blueXx Never said it should rhyme
Fair point
Lord- my worst nightmare-
*when plants vs humans are real* XD
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕
Skyler Smith the warrior chanel you mean blocks vrs players?
Gacha Ecole no it was a reference to plants vs zombies
I liked it when she said to Mac "You could suffocate in a wall if you build it too high derp."
Aphmau “but the items have had enough of your s***.”
I dead😂😂😂😂😂
YOUR BAND FOR SAYING THE S WORD IN THIS CHANNEL! 😇
Lol jess g jess WHAT THE FRUIT. aNd ApHMnUe THE STUFF IS ENOGH OF S*** I MEAN
Deadeth
y’all are so funny!!! Y’all make me smile so much 🥰
Mac: Ow!! What the fruit?!?
Me: *laughing so hard I cant breath* I can't-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So for the record, one kilogram is 2.2 pounds. 2,241 kg is therefore roughly 4,940 lbs, which is nearly two and a half TONS. The nine stacks of cobblestone was 11,720 kg, which finally weighed the player avatar to a crawl with a weight of NEARLY THIRTEEN TONS (~25,838 lbs). Fitting, actually, because you could actually build a decent house with that cobblestone, which I can see weighing in somewhere around there...
Holy cow you are smart
@@Killa823yt ...Literally all I did was look up a couple numbers and then crunch then together in a few expressions on a calculator...
Huh?
youre a teacjer
@@i_am_jarvistm7220 I think jellycake said nothing beacuase jellycake did not answer you at all its been 2months
Me: Hm... Maybe Jess is finally getting better at Minecraft!
Jess: Tries to breed pigs with wheat
Me: ............ Nevermind then
(Btw, pigs breed witt carrots for anyone still confused)
Po
9oo
O9n
😂😂😂
REALLY MISS THIS APH 😢
You should do some off these with Jason
2:41
Is no one gonna talk about how Jess tried to breed pigs with *_wheat._*
I noticed that but didn’t want to point it out I was to worried about her question on the trees wait
I noticed that but didn’t want to point it out I was to worried about her question on the trees weight
if the villager shake their head
They make me laugh😂
said Apmau
I usually don't leave my room but you influenced me to go outside and socialize.Thank you so much!
Kg is kilogram
YOUR SCREAMS SOUND SO ADORABLE
Kilograms are basically the tiny bits of fat that makes wait.
Lol
a thousand grams?
Aph: WHATS KG BTW
Me: Kilo... Grams KILOGRAMS... KILOGRAMS!! I REMEMBERED SOMETHING FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!
Jess: for years we have lived in peace
Me: what about every other episode jess? XD
Ed2xd2exde2x2erd
2:76 gaggle face-saving face-saving face-saving daily face-saving 56!!
i guess the sand really wants to give jess a rose
Hahahahha XD
But true
Want a gift Jess my gift is ATTACKING YOU
Hahaha xD
Yo
Jess: "what is kilograms? How do people mesure things?"
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE MESURE WITH POUNDS?? And please let's not talk about mesuring with feet XD
Ahhaahahah
I like how Chris said I’m not trapped in here with you you’re trapped in here with me and then he dies
WOW? JUST WHAT THE HELL IS KG Wait kc kg? How?? If this happens to me i ma gonna be dead right now
when will you continue My Street? I want to know what happened to Aron?! AHH
I thoight its just me
Jess missed the chance to say “If I’m dead in the morning I will haunt all of you” 😂
Lol
Djjd? Use of course of course of this world that you one dress for today is san from the most if any mistake to hr manager and dashi
Use one dress up on their faces and japaneae traditional ???????????????????
@@Chanteluvs karen
Dgtrhthygjgdgfgtfhrg?
Jess: “MINECRAFT BUT THE ITEMS HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR 💩- I MEAN THEY ATTACK YOU” XD
...
Jfk ngvfjhd
So true XDDDD
No one:
absolutely no one:
Chris: “I turned all my wood into sticks.”
🦖😂
III iii you can email it pppppu9ppp hey uymnvcxze uhoo to okhgfebcz
C v. Mmj jenni to hear
The title : when Aron forgot to wear his T-Shirt
Aphmau blushes to death: O////////O
Lol and the fact that Aphmau says Aphmau : apparently I got killed my magic bread lol 😂😂😂😂
"BUT THE ITEMS HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR S-"
Me: **GASP** O•O
Stuff!
APHMAU BAD APHMAU
What? -_-
@@_-artiiqgacha-_7477 She was gonna say shit
I'm horrible at doing things but good at spoiling people's innocence
Bad comment Booooooooooooooooo
When it says 4 mins ago
*Does Jesses scream*
Yeah
When Mac said: Hey Goggle
My phone/Goggle: Yes
Me: I don't need you
Aphmau: **sees her items**
Also Aphmau: **intensely screeches and runs the other way**
Yay
Edward Thomason your first
OH! Finely, it took a while to get down here!
I have always liked your videos and they’re so good I wish I could see you🤩🥰🥳
Welp, I guess Chris is taking over the channel now
Aphmau: “let’s see how much this tree weighs”
Also Aphmeow: “alright 12kg, so I gained..... uhh.”
Mac:”thirteen”
Aphmau: “okay, 13”
Me: “ wut, you gained five kilo-“
AphMeOw:” WHATS KG!”
Me *quietly*: “kilograms..”
*none of these sentences were exact*
The Mythios And Friends Show lol
Aphmau: what is kg?
Answer: kg is kilograms
Jess : Minecraft but the blocks pop out and attack us
Me : How? I couldn’t even put a block down accurately 😑😂
I can see that Aphmau has some kind of hatred towards bunk beds.
Ein:Chris
Aph:Jess
Mac:IDK
Noi:IDK
Pierce:IDK
2:19
Mac: "The weed is attacking you"
Me: What the-
same
The part that made me laugh when Aphmau full inventory attacked Ein and MacNcheese lol
Cgjie
I’ve never seen your friends in real life
Oh i laready see all her friend face only kawaii chan
And noi
Where’s Noi face
@@Brendan012 ,1¿
Block to kill you from 4:57 PM
“I’m a four course meal sweetheart”
Aphmau-2020
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Mak: “what the fruit?!”
If I change Jess to a math competition I'm pretty sure I'll win
Me: 1×10=10
Jess: 2×20=
Me: 3×30=90
Jess:4×40=
Please answer the questions that are labeled Jess
Anyone I'm 2024 👇👇👇
Me
Meeeeeee
Meeeeee
It was 3 years ago ok so now is 2024
Hiii
Jess/Aphmau: WhAt kG!?!?
Me: that’s kilograms bruh -~-
Yeah lol
NOOOOOO I DONT WANT APHMAU TO DIE WHAT EVER YOU TOUCH MAKES YOU GET HELTH LOVE YOU APHMAU
This is just Jess forgetting the existence of metric units
when they went to bed and the music played it brought back memories of mcd and mystreet so I cried-
Aww
This is an awesome video
Tue last time I was this early Jess hadn't even had a kid yet ,I knew staying up was gonna be worth it tonight
Kg is kilograms and g is grams
2:20 Mac: "The weed is attacking you!" Chris: "Jess! It's chasing me!!!"
6:06 Jess leads the cursed stuff into the house. *Jess, Mac, and Chris die* Mac: "Oh go... ahhhhh!" Chris: "ACK!"
6:59 Lol
14:39 Chris: "Hoe me until death!"
15:00 xD
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Aphmau you are the most best RUclipsr in the whole world i love all your videos be safe Aphmau 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
Mac:I made bunk beds
Jess: nooo I don’t want to hit my head on your bunk
First to reply
Second to reply
You mean getting killed by stuff in Minecraft? 12:29
I LOVE THE INTRO, BOTH THE PUN *AND* THE SONG!!!! 😍😍😍😍
0:10 Minecraft but the items have had enough of your 💩 I mean they kill you
Damn all I do when I look through the comments is think
"Damn I wish I put that!"
Same
I sometimes think that too
I bet you copied that comment from another video
the items be like:
YES FINALLY WE GET TO ATTACK THEM, KARMA IS A BIT*CH >:D
0:57 when you download five nights at Freddy’s
*what this video was originally called: "trees' revenge*
🐙
Me cringing on how Jess struggling on Kilograms: 😤🤬 “JEEEEEeeeEeeEesSSssSsSssS”
Me being close to 20 years younger then Jess 😓
Jess playing Minecraft longer than me:
Me knows the hopper has to connect to the chest: BRUHHH
Same I was raging
U connected to the sand jess
Aphmau: I weigh 180 keg
Mac: I weigh ow 151 keg... KILOGRAMS
Me: Sooo kill the grams????
Omg udk too
Address
She was twisting lol thanks
No 😡😡😡😡😡and and abroad and abroad to the opposite of what we have the most of the
7mins I have a💑👩❤️👩👩❤️💋👩👨❤️💋👨🏃🚶🏃🚶🏃🚶🚶🕴🚶🚶🏃🚶👭👬👭👬👉👈
I laughed so hard and dieyne when aph said flower are kill.
Noooooooooooooooooo
I hate when this happens
Why did jes screem
I sub to jes
Chris: “I tried with all my might to make the bunk beds. That’s as effective I’m going to be this episode”
XD
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i love when mac says OW WHAT THE FRUIT 😂😅
The hopper Ames into the block you placed it on! If you wanted to go into the chest you have to place it on the chest!
Jess:how do people measure things
The rest of them:kilograms
Me and Jess:WHAT ARE KILOGRAMS