1:45 "Something's overriding our cameras to 480p. It's unviewable." Me with my poor connection: I came here to have a good time and honestly feel so attacked right now.
"Something's overriding our cameras to 480p. It's unviewable." Me in 2000s watching anime on youtube in 12 parts in 120p: "I don't have such weakness."
@@blackdemonknight yeah, and he's also doing double poses like Jotaro's with his Platinum, Giorno with his GE, Johnny's and Gyro's with big freaking robot!
I love that they introduce him accidentally muted in a call, EVEN THOUGH he's supposedly the tech guy. Perfectly shows off how inept he is from the start.
Brought to you by the same programmer who made the flawless accuracy code and couldn't open a door. And gets decked by a volcano along with four cleaners. Sometimes, even the nerds can't catch a break from the insanity.
He isn't a JoJo fan... He is a JoJo VILLAIN in the FLESH! (Seriously, he's got more quips and poses than an average redditor, which is really quite... ゴゴゴゴ "Menacing".)
He didn’t respect Chai! Zanzo’s terrible ideas failed to stop Chai so he switched over to his secret weapon: Copium! He just kept saying “All according to plan” even as his budget ran out!
@Obscure Wondering you should be. But in a research position, more often than not you should be using up your budget or your budget would be cut the next time because 'apparently you don't need that much'. And honestly, pretty sure dealing with intruders aren't part of a research department's responsibility. That would count as reason for more budget.
I’ve always loved Zanzo just because he doesn’t give off the same “evil” aura as most of the other top brass of the company. Like he’s not a great guy at all, but I feel like if he had an environment to actually play around in unrestricted - like a computer simulation (not like the AR Space, like a creation application) he’d probably be able to make some amazing stuff. His biggest problem is how he wants everything done perfectly, and done right away; if you stripped that from his personality, he’d be an awesome ideas generator.
God they really went full blast with the JoJo persona and it absolutely killed me from start to finish. Funniest boss I ever had the pleasure of fighting.
Theres only two things I disliked about him: - He send parry drones (I am very bad at parrying) - He didn't give me the gift basket (Cannot forgive him for this one)
0:04 Jonathan pose 0:05 Jotaro pose 0:06 Joseph pose? 0:13 Josuke pose 0:24 Jotaro pose 5:04 Jonathan pose 5:08 Jotaro pose 5:16 DIO pose 9:29 DIO pose 10:03 Jojo part 5 dance 10:18 Kakyoin pose 10:22 ORA ORA ORA 11:16 Josuke pose 11:24 Jotaro pose 12:28 Giorno’s stand punching Here’s all JOJO references LOL
he definitely did need one! a lot of things in the game do point to there being a few more intended boss fights and an entirely cut level, tho. seems like production was pretty troubled, what with the complete lack of advertisement and the nods the game makes to its own cut content. CNMN makes an explicit ‘it seems like the people who designed that giant robot put a lot of effort into it and you just didn’t get to fight it! weird!’ comment at one point, lmao. the game’s at least very aware that it’s got rough edges
Games where the antagonist is constantly talking to you with a radio or something always seem to turn out good I don't know why. examples Borderlands 2 Portal 1 Portal 2 this
Handsome Jack: "I'll pay you if you jump off this cliff. No, I'm serious... I'm PAYING you to KILL yourself." Wheatley: "I'm not trying to be rude or anything when I say this, but I think you should kill yourself. Now." Zanzo: "Do you want this gift basket? Hah! Well, too bad! Get a load of my VOLCANO instead!" Unhinged bosses are the funniest, indeed.
Mind you this is the only one character. This game is basically a treat for everyone and it shows how much love and dedication the team did with this masterpiece
It makes absolutely no sense why they went this hard with this guy being a walking Jojo reference, but I ain’t complaining; you can tell the designers had an absolute blast making him. Key word being “had” though after the massive back stab that was Microsoft…
Ironically my favorite bit from Zanzo isn't all the Jo Jo posing, but when he says "But enough talk! Have at you!" Love the Symphony of the Night reference there. :D
What I like is how Zanzo is a parody of the “artíst”: He thinks he’s a pure creative because he doesn’t care about money, but really, he’s a self-important douche that brings down everyone around him.
Its wild how forspoken was still competent enough to make the studio just be folded back and merged with different teams but hi fi failed so hard it killed the studio with its freaking rhymes
Zanzo for All Star Battle R as a guest DLC? I’d take him. Or Albert Wesker from Resident Evil. Or a Mortal Kombat character like Johnny Cage or Noob Saibot. Wild idea but I’d also take Light Yagami with Ryuk.
I know Zanzo is meant to be a walking Jojo reference but to me, he's more like Kickstarter dev who over promised features during the campaign, got a shitload of money, posted weekly updates for about a month then went radio silent, only to post an apology about a year later explaining that they'd ran out of funds and development is on indefinite hiatus until they can pawn the project off onto another dev
The devs literally just smashed a pile of Jojo references, Megamind jokes and Silver-Age Comic Book insanity together and called it Zanzo. I love it.
He is the jojo reference. but here is a little secret, Kale is voiced by DIO's VA on the japanese dub.
Nice
Hoho chai a the loser rockstar your can’t defeat me
THE WORLD
In Japanese version Zanzo is voice by Okuyasu's VA as well
And his English V.A is sonic the hedgehog
You know, that makes complete and total sense. Kale is definitely the kind of guy who’s voiced by DIO’s VA.
10:02 they even added the torture dance. lol
Holy damn I missed that LMAO
Don’t forget the stand rush at 10:22
I didn’t even notice it the first time😂
All because he wanted a bigger volcano. Zanzo, the head of R&D - always willing to go the extra distance in the name of anim- SCIENCE!
@@gizmosandgadgets5751or it could be Rohan
8:40 That was one of the most gutteral lines I have ever heard in a game, sounded like he was being stabbed in the recording booth
Todd Haberkorn is a professional!
Stated IQ: 204
Actual IQ: 108
0:27
I wonder how he got that position
@@NycroLP by being someone corrupt and a yes man for kale probably
Hair Color: Green (Dyed)
108 is still pretty high
@@maikayee246 Not for someone with that position tho
I love how instead of a health bar it's just his r&d budget
y'know if he didn't run out of budget and finished making his robot it would have been a badass boss fight
@@subzero112 that later is shown to be entirely impossible without a lot of friendship
@@-Commit-arson- ... ... what?
@@subzero112 The robot is actually completed and used as a set piece in the game's final level.
@@shadow98004 really?
1:45 "Something's overriding our cameras to 480p. It's unviewable."
Me with my poor connection: I came here to have a good time and honestly feel so attacked right now.
Literally watching in 480p
With Ping Crimson for good measure
@@debrisj4919 PING CRIMSON!
5:40 Dear God... He's quoting Dracula!
All the negative points from JoJo quotes are back in full for the Dracula line
"Something's overriding our cameras to 480p. It's unviewable."
Me in 2000s watching anime on youtube in 12 parts in 120p: "I don't have such weakness."
Back then 480p was a luxury
Good times, simple times
Good clone wars reference
Bruh I play the game in 480p
It has been an Age since I've seen a video in that low of quality...
Todd Haberkorn has had way too much fun with this role. Seriously, I haven't heard him this intense since Natsu.
He had a fun as Death the kid as well. But yeah you can really tell he had fun voicing Zanzo
@@ShadowofArts that's right, kid, yeah him AND Natsu.
This dude is Todd!? TODD HABERKORN!? No way man... that's awesome.
This is NATSU'S VA?! Damn, he's good.
Yeah and he voices Ungalo (the Bohemian Rhapsody Stand User) in JoJo: Part 6.
This dude needs more content bruh, such a fun antagonist concept
He needs to be involved in a DLC where the final boss you actually get to fight his large mech robot
@@blackdemonknight yeah, and he's also doing double poses like Jotaro's with his Platinum, Giorno with his GE, Johnny's and Gyro's with big freaking robot!
There is a possibility, he didn't die unlike everyone else.
@@blackdemonknight spoiler
we actually fight the giant robot in the game
Nah man he got defunded
I love that they introduce him accidentally muted in a call, EVEN THOUGH he's supposedly the tech guy.
Perfectly shows off how inept he is from the start.
And they replaced Macaron with this guy? Unbelievable.
He was probably really into his monologuing and didn't realize he was muted.
Considering that and Korsica’s password literally just being PASSWORD that seems to be a funny trend
Yesss 😂
@@mr.leeleeleee7153 I mean whole game joke is that it's made on budget.
Or as one duck said "you're the best of the cheapest"
3:58 "Actually, they're not enemies if they're on our side" 🤓
"Shut up!" 😎
"SHUT UP"👍
Shut up!
Brought to you by the same programmer who made the flawless accuracy code and couldn't open a door.
And gets decked by a volcano along with four cleaners. Sometimes, even the nerds can't catch a break from the insanity.
Nerd emoji perfectly fit in this context ngl
This man is literally a normal jojofan
The sanest jojo fan
He isn't a JoJo fan...
He is a JoJo VILLAIN in the FLESH! (Seriously, he's got more quips and poses than an average redditor, which is really quite... ゴゴゴゴ "Menacing".)
@@Whiteout-2161Way better in JP dub! He's voiced by Okuyasu's VA!
@@jmsta.romana4660 Japanese voices sound too generic
That dude is a living Jojo reference hahaha
I can’t hate the guy, he may be flamboyant but he respects the mc, he was even rooting for the mc to win
He didn’t respect Chai! Zanzo’s terrible ideas failed to stop Chai so he switched over to his secret weapon: Copium! He just kept saying “All according to plan” even as his budget ran out!
A jojo meme to the end, right down to being defeated doing the slo-mo cheek wiggle. Simply wonderful.
Pretty sure he also died in Kakyoin’s pose
Based Devil Survivor pfp
A 7 page muda rush punch by Macaron would be a better fit.
I like how the game just went “He’s not gonna make a Jojo reference. He IS the Jojo reference.”
11:40 Araki would be proud
Zanzo is possibly the funniest one of the bosses
makes you wonder how he got the position
Cronyism ✨
It's not like he is bad at his job. He is just bad at fighting, which isn't really his job.
@@mira-rara he also has no sense of how to manage his budget, which you could say means he’s bad at his job as the boss
@@flallana18 managing the budget is very often not the job of the research director.
@Obscure Wondering you should be. But in a research position, more often than not you should be using up your budget or your budget would be cut the next time because 'apparently you don't need that much'.
And honestly, pretty sure dealing with intruders aren't part of a research department's responsibility. That would count as reason for more budget.
Fun fact: Zanzo’s VA in the Japanese dub of Hi-Fi Rush is none other than Wataru Takagi, the voice behind Okuyasu Nijimura from part 4.
And Kale voiced by Dio
this is waaaay to accurate for zanzo's character. XD
And in English it's Ungalo from Part 6... Once again basically turning ideas into reality
Oi Josuke I became the leader of R&D at Vandelay Technologies ain't that cool?
@@Dafaillord Someone gave Old Tennis Ball Face the keys to RD and this is the result.
todd always gets the unhinged ones
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE DRIFTERS VA????
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LETS SEE WHAT WE GOT!
CHAI!? BRING A GUITAR!
So that's who it was. I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
@@pg-13otaku4
Next thing Zanzo is gonna ask you is to BANK THOSE MOTES!!!!!
natsu and I feel like I could have ended the whole thing with power of friendship
10:21 He did the Ora Ora punches 😂
Technically, it would be Echoes Act 3's barrage, since he was taking them "down".
@@sir_cabbage1170 He took them breakDOWN breakDOWN
Fun Fact:
The “ゴゴゴ〜” you always see in Jojo memes is pronounced “Go go go” in Japanese. So Zanzo’s "GO! GO! GO!" at 5:35 is a hidden pun!
And after that there is a Shrek reference xD
@@mika4982A Castlevania reference too!
So that’s what watching all 6 Jojo parts in under a month does to you
"Someone's scrambling our cameras to 480p... it's unviewable."
Lmao okay that got me
I’ve always loved Zanzo just because he doesn’t give off the same “evil” aura as most of the other top brass of the company. Like he’s not a great guy at all, but I feel like if he had an environment to actually play around in unrestricted - like a computer simulation (not like the AR Space, like a creation application) he’d probably be able to make some amazing stuff. His biggest problem is how he wants everything done perfectly, and done right away; if you stripped that from his personality, he’d be an awesome ideas generator.
I get some mild Rohan vibes from this guy. An insane creative perfectionist.
Add that to the list of jojo references
12:17
You heard it here, zanzo’s defunded.
Plot Twist: Defunded is the name of his stand.
5:40 Castlevania sotn reference? It even has the laugh
0:27 "unpaid park tickets" LOL
12:27
Gold Experience
After the zoom meeting, thanks for keeping the clip around just long enough to see best girl korsika
I require for someone to make a "Zanzo's entire screentime but every JoJo Reference is a [insert meme sound effect here]" video
Its been a month still nothing yet I think
Man Todd Haberkorn is an amazing voice actor
It would be cool is he voice in more games although he does do some game roles
He’s the voice of Drifter is Destiny as well. His best roll will always be Natsu.
1:35 _Looks at my settings, showing 480p, my preferred setting._ Welp, I guess we can add "legally blind" to his list of failings...
The fact you timed the dashes to "AM I SURE?!" is amazing
This’s how you can tell he knew what was coming, so he wasn’t in a rush. A Hi-Fi Rush.
Chai and Zanzo share a brain cell
they both have one brain cell each and they're fighting for third place
God they really went full blast with the JoJo persona and it absolutely killed me from start to finish. Funniest boss I ever had the pleasure of fighting.
Zanzo is the reason I'm buying Hi-Fi rush
11:00 The budget going up because he literally fired (killed) a staff member never gets old.
Theres only two things I disliked about him:
- He send parry drones (I am very bad at parrying)
- He didn't give me the gift basket (Cannot forgive him for this one)
0:04 Jonathan pose
0:05 Jotaro pose
0:06 Joseph pose?
0:13 Josuke pose
0:24 Jotaro pose
5:04 Jonathan pose
5:08 Jotaro pose
5:16 DIO pose
9:29 DIO pose
10:03 Jojo part 5 dance
10:18 Kakyoin pose
10:22 ORA ORA ORA
11:16 Josuke pose
11:24 Jotaro pose
12:28 Giorno’s stand punching
Here’s all JOJO references LOL
You forgot 11:40
Zanzo is the most Jojo character outside of Jojo
12:11 went bankrupt so hard his mohawk even got defunded lol
0:27 Stated IQ: 204
Actual IQ: 108
I love how Zanzo thinks he's smarter than he really is.
5:38
Not only does he reference JoJo, he even sneaks in a little Castlevania reference
The only thing I'd say this is missing is ending on Zanzo's bodypillow of his favorite creative.
Zanzo is the only JoJo-based thing that isn't full of tired references lol, I love him so much
What about benimaru?
Leyala Atasto there are no tired jojo references.
@@akatsukigajou1639, your mom is a tired JoJo reference
One big complaint is the lack of boss fight from chapter 3 to 7. Zanzo definitely needed to be one.
he definitely did need one! a lot of things in the game do point to there being a few more intended boss fights and an entirely cut level, tho. seems like production was pretty troubled, what with the complete lack of advertisement and the nods the game makes to its own cut content. CNMN makes an explicit ‘it seems like the people who designed that giant robot put a lot of effort into it and you just didn’t get to fight it! weird!’ comment at one point, lmao. the game’s at least very aware that it’s got rough edges
Maybe the reason why he never got a traditional boss fight is because his entire stage is the boss fight
Me and my boyfriend loved him when he got to his part!!
He’s so jovial and extra I love him
I bet the guy, who voices Zanzo, had a lot of fun doing that
It’s even better when you realize that that’s Todd Haberkorn, Natsu from Fairytale and Death the kid from Soul Eater
12:32 he is alive
I hope we see more of Zanzo if they ever do dlc
This man isn't making JoJo references,
he *IS* the JoJo reference!
HES LITERALLY VOICED BY ROHAN KISHIBE ITS TOO PERFECT
Actually he only voiced in Jojo Part 6
Who?
@@doomslayer1210 todd haberkorn (zanzo’s va) also does the English dub for rohan kishibe from jojo’s bizarre adventure!!
@@tracygreen7063 I know it’s Todd. Never watched jojo. I know him better as Natsu and the Drifter from Destiny.
Lol stated IQ: 214
Actual IQ: -08 (the first digit is covered by the cape, hence the "-")
108. Which actually is still smart, just not supergenius smart.
If they ever make a sequel I hope zanzos makes a return lol
Games where the antagonist is constantly talking to you with a radio or something always seem to turn out good I don't know why. examples Borderlands 2 Portal 1 Portal 2 this
Handsome Jack: "I'll pay you if you jump off this cliff. No, I'm serious... I'm PAYING you to KILL yourself."
Wheatley: "I'm not trying to be rude or anything when I say this, but I think you should kill yourself. Now."
Zanzo: "Do you want this gift basket? Hah! Well, too bad! Get a load of my VOLCANO instead!"
Unhinged bosses are the funniest, indeed.
Maybe it’s because it gives you more time to connect to them.
This guy is a JoJo reference combined with the voice and eyes of The Monarch from The Venture Bros when he starts yelling.
Wish this guy stuck around more.
I lost it at the 480p.
I love how if you look carefully at 10:01, you can see him torture dance XD
I like while hes telling to make a volcano bugger he does a torture dance(hes a joio fan)
He is surely a big fan of Jojo!
Zanzo was my favorite boss out of all of them. Rekka is a close second
The Jo-Jo references are great, i can't believe i didn't catch them having Zanzo straight up do the Torture dance though. 10:01
A fun fact, the director of this game is named "JOhn JOhanas"
Mind you this is the only one character. This game is basically a treat for everyone and it shows how much love and dedication the team did with this masterpiece
The defunded gag is funny and all, but I do really wish we got a proper Zanzo boss fight
Also when Zanzo says "But enough talk, have at you!" all I can think of is Dracula from symphony of the night
Mans a walking jojo reference And I'm ALL FOR IT
Oh my God. This man is legend.
10:03 I WANT THIS
BIGGER
never fails to make me laugh
Ahh Todd haberkorn
The walking reference.
How gave the walking jojo reference A vessel
10:02
The torture dance! XD
It makes absolutely no sense why they went this hard with this guy being a walking Jojo reference, but I ain’t complaining; you can tell the designers had an absolute blast making him.
Key word being “had” though after the massive back stab that was Microsoft…
Ironically my favorite bit from Zanzo isn't all the Jo Jo posing, but when he says "But enough talk! Have at you!"
Love the Symphony of the Night reference there. :D
Omg, even his last hit taken is a jojo reference
You think Zanzo and Chai would have been best friends in another timeline?
Absolutely
What I like is how Zanzo is a parody of the “artíst”: He thinks he’s a pure creative because he doesn’t care about money, but really, he’s a self-important douche that brings down everyone around him.
I just noticed killing his programmer increased his budget lol
"something is overiding our cameras to 480p. its unviable" got me so hard
Literally from the moment he was on screen i feel in love with zanzo
Probably the best jojo reference I've ever seen.
Chai: He looks insane.
Player: You have no idea!
Possible Rock Song: Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Man, this guy feels like me if I was able to magically create my ideas suddenly. It’s a little depressing.
3:25 FOR GODS SAKE, OPEN THE SILO DOOR
OH MY GOD, WE'RE DOOMED
It’s what you get for destroying my gift basket you walking JoJo reference!
Its wild how forspoken was still competent enough to make the studio just be folded back and merged with different teams but hi fi failed so hard it killed the studio with its freaking rhymes
Zanzo looks like he's from the Venture Bros, he'd fit perfectly!
....His looks is literally every bits of powerful stands combined (I see MiH, The World, Soft & Wet).
JOJO BIZARRE ADVENTURE PART 9 HiFi Rush
Zanzo for All Star Battle R as a guest DLC?
I’d take him.
Or Albert Wesker from Resident Evil.
Or a Mortal Kombat character like Johnny Cage or Noob Saibot.
Wild idea but I’d also take Light Yagami with Ryuk.
....Uhmm, akshually itch JoJo Five-O - 🤓
Imagine Todd Haberkorn as Batman's Joker.
1:47 Bruh if 480p is unviewable than I am a defect 100%
I actually really like this guy, i wasnt feeling his beard but he grew on me
He's The Monarch from Venture bros but instead of being a butterfly themed villain, it's Jojo reference.
Bruh I'm watching on 480p lol
I know Zanzo is meant to be a walking Jojo reference but to me, he's more like Kickstarter dev who over promised features during the campaign, got a shitload of money, posted weekly updates for about a month then went radio silent, only to post an apology about a year later explaining that they'd ran out of funds and development is on indefinite hiatus until they can pawn the project off onto another dev