@@mattmatthews5414 That’s what your psych (read: dealer) tells you at least. Just drink a coffee if you have to, don’t go pumping your body (esp. heart and liver) with psychoactive drugs!
@@mfzoom5401 Pretty much, no different than doctors recommending cigarettes back in the day. Just a hustle, funny how every young boy has ADHD now, just fill em full of ritalin and they'll do just fine. 🙄🙄🙄
pls god, i hope he does! i love him so much, something about his vibe just, it clearly resonates with a lot of ppl i've never heard someone talk like this but it's like there's a voice somewhere in my head that sounds exactly like him. hearing this fella's like going back home again
@@YesOkayButWhyI feel like he probably had a good reason and was also mentally ill due to his upbringing which led to drug abuse and resentment to his mother.
You people all fail to realize that what Kyle did is amazing and he will never duplicate it or top it. He needs to just live his life and never taint the magic he created in this video.
I love how it’s a seemingly regular day for these guys, just trying to make a video for RUclips or whatever, then along comes our hero who just derails the whole thing and leaves everyone in awe
This is the first time I’ve seen the whole thing and I’m absolutely dying at the fact he was right about the Indiana land part 😂😂😂 I never knew this and always thought he was so random for that hahaha
I always love how whatever this dude has going on, he still has the presence of mind to ask the interviewer how he's doing in return. Bro was raised right.
His name is Kyle Brown and he was arrested earlier this year for stabbing his mom in the head. According to a neighbor, he told her that he was the devil. True story- very sad.
I finally found my spirit dude !! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂this guy is thee embodiment of super chill and a giving soul !! 👏 This "Dude" abides times infinity !!😂🤣😂🤣I don't think I have ever LAUGHED so hard in my life !!😂😂😂
I lost the URl after FB scrolling. All I could think of was "Glonky". This man invented a new word just so we could find him and embrace his wholesomeness. Wig dude has a good voice too.
I like to imagine he actually isn’t high and this is his normal self
I would love humanity if everyone more or less would be in that mood
Acute ADHD is like that. It sucks having to take a pill to get sober & clear headed.
@@mattmatthews5414 That’s what your psych (read: dealer) tells you at least. Just drink a coffee if you have to, don’t go pumping your body (esp. heart and liver) with psychoactive drugs!
@@mfzoom5401 do you truly have no idea what caffeine is?
@@mfzoom5401 Pretty much, no different than doctors recommending cigarettes back in the day. Just a hustle, funny how every young boy has ADHD now, just fill em full of ritalin and they'll do just fine. 🙄🙄🙄
Take him out the oven, he's baked to perfection.
Said God
Genius
3 more likes pls
🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao
I am so sad this is the entirety of the footage. I could watch glonkybro for hours
I told him that he needs to start his own tik tok
@@ashleyolsen2916 you really know that dude^^ tell him he made me smile often, cheers and greez from austria ;)
pls god, i hope he does! i love him so much, something about his vibe just, it clearly resonates with a lot of ppl
i've never heard someone talk like this but it's like there's a voice somewhere in my head that sounds exactly like him.
hearing this fella's like going back home again
@@tracksuitjim "home agahn a-back on the road agahn?" 😂
@@schlenbea in indiänaländ dämm män
1:27 "like Frodo baggins?" I wanna find this dude and be friends with him immediately lol
He KNEW “back again” reminded him of something lol there and back again!
like hell i'd want him as a friend, would spend 5 years translating just one conversation
This took me out..... back again and Frodo hahaha
a hobbit's tale: there and back again
I just watched this literally while watching The Return of the King. Just about killed me
Somebody find him 😭
We need him, he's the only beacon of light in these dark days.
Bacon* of light
@@thealgorerhythm9379 lol read that too at first
@@thealgorerhythm9379 bakin' of light
Omg he is our saviour
Who is this man
glonky guy will always hold a special place in my heart
so true
What's glonky ?
@@neria1372 stoned
I got bad news for you. He got glonky with his mother. Google Kyle Braun, Brownsberg.
@@YesOkayButWhyI feel like he probably had a good reason and was also mentally ill due to his upbringing which led to drug abuse and resentment to his mother.
He tried so hard to just say he was "fine", and man, I've been there...
Current mood
I suppose you could say we were *all* pretty glonky, man.
Lile trying to roll a joint on acid😂
Fun Fact: This is NOT your first time watching this video.
It is tho
Yes it is, and I’ll be back for more!
I was a virgin until this day.
It is.
Here officially for my second viewing
He talks in doctor's handwriting
This comment honestly deserves more likes 😂🤣🤣🤣
@@thtswutshesaid the original person who commented it got 15k likes, this joke is stolen
@@Colin_Nelson Yeah I saw the original comment right after I posted this. Thanks👍
Ok I’m wheezing at this comment 😩
That stolen
bro this guy has the best smile.
He’s very handsome
I meen it's foine
"I'm FOINE", gets me everytime 😂
that's how i searched for this video lol
That “damn man” at the end. I felt that
^^yup
This guy is my favorite person who ever existed, period.
He was mine until he stabbed his mom
you haven't met me yet
He left a kitchen knife in his mother's head, you have really poor taste of character
100%
@@deker8232wait what
You people all fail to realize that what Kyle did is amazing and he will never duplicate it or top it. He needs to just live his life and never taint the magic he created in this video.
Who is this Kyle you speak of?
Yeah how do you know hes Kyle? what do you know that we don't !?
Wait...kyle? Do u know where to find this man? The saviour of us all!
@@LyraDavis Kyle Andrew Braun. He's from Indianaland.
@@captainwhackencracker4589 I lol`d at first but then, by God that`s him
"I don't know if I know the song." - Frodo Baggins
Featuring Tom Bombadil
"I don't know if I knowed at all".
Kyle is on a trip, and hes a beautiful person, this is why he has gained the ability to speak like a wizard.
“I don’t know if I know the song” I think that’s what he’s saying
@@likeatree7825 yes
listen super close, he almost doesn't finish the statement "I dunno if i/ya know Tolkien.."
Dude stabbed someone in the face recently lol maybe your assessment of him being a beautiful person was wrong
@@Nikolas.Kerr98what? 😢
1. Glonky is a fun word.
2. I hope this guy is doing well he seems like a cool chill person despite being baked both sides.
Glonky is a funny word
Google Kyle braun. If it actually is him, apparently he stabbed his mum in the head recently
Wish i didn't read this^
@@Wadeaminutemate isn't him it's a totally different guy the guy who stabbed his mom is not the guy in this video
@@donjohn2695 pheww
"Indianaland"
Like how did he fxck that up🤣
Its more effort to say that then just indiana lol
he was so close!!!!
I pray one day he finds this video and discovers he's a living legend with thousands of fans 🙏
What a great voice the coffee man has!
Coffee man? COFFEE WOMAN
Poor dude had a shot... But little did he know what the follow up interview was. 😂🤷♂️
Kyle speaks like that’s what English sounds like to non English speaking people
I'm a non English speaker. And it sound crazy🤪
I love this guy more and more everytime I watch this video.
Hard to have a meaningful conversaton when the interviewer does not even understand the basic language of Indianaland.
It's true, I live here-this is how we all talk😆
Came here for Kyle lol
BRO WHATS HIS FULL NAME
Godaamn tell us if you know this treasure of a man!!
I'm with them hes my favorite person
Omg Who's Kyle? show yourself!!
He is awesome. We emailed today.
MYLANTA that "Damn man" gets me EVERYTIME!!
uahruharuhaurhaurhaurhashpodıyhasd
YEEES
The jolly and withdrawn, stoned aristocratic way he says " I don't know if I know the song," has me rolling
The Stoned Aristocrats is a fantastic band name!
God bless our brother from another mother. He never fails to bring a smile no matter what is going on in the universe.
everyones talking abt legendary glonky guy, but no ones talking abt andy the coffee person and their incredible singing perfomance
Unfortunately, the singing Bette Midler was completely overshadowed by glonkybro. He was simply far too glonky.
I love how it’s a seemingly regular day for these guys, just trying to make a video for RUclips or whatever, then along comes our hero who just derails the whole thing and leaves everyone in awe
You no he just got charged for stabbing his mother
Can't believe so many people think it's weed that's causing him to be like this😂 I'm 99% certain it's mushrooms he's on lol
I’ve took shrooms and yess !!! It’s the only explanation 😂
I thought LSD lol
Those eyes….. shrooms
Yea he's definitely peepin up mother nature's skirt here
Definitely ketamine. Mushrooms don’t make you unable to properly enunciate. And his pupils aren’t dilated, which mushrooms will almost guarantee.
Damn man, you ever wake up and just feel so glonky, you know?
“I don’t know if I know the song.” - Stoner Paul McCartney
I come back to this every now and then
I rewatch this frequently, he’s just so delightful to watch
All this time I never know how I felt, but glonky feels right, thank you sir.
glonky means "top heavy" e.i. drunk
who is he? where did he come from? what does he mean?
Everytime I rewatch it the frodo baggins part kills me 😂😂
I love how serious and focused he is when he says "I can't wait to get back on the road again" :)
Please let this be his normal self. What a gem
I want the weird laughing noise he makes at 1:33 as my text message tone
Bruh 😂😂😂
I think he is saying "What are these lyrics?!"
I hope Kyle makes a RUclips page or something and just gets high and talks about s*** or answers pub quiz questions or whatever he wants to do really
@@monsterdilf4783 kyle
@@monsterdilf4783 The old beekeper bro
How did you guys figure out his name ?
@@likeatree7825 yes! I wanna know everything about him!:D is there more of his wisdom??
I told him today that he needs to start his own tik tok
The sudden unnecessary suspicion in the "ok?" always kills me 😂
This is the first time I’ve seen the whole thing and I’m absolutely dying at the fact he was right about the Indiana land part 😂😂😂 I never knew this and always thought he was so random for that hahaha
It's just Indiana. It was funny he added land to it.
Me when I realised this is the origin of Kyle
1:20
i keep coming back to this video. at least once a year, i need the serotonin. i want to live as care free as this dude 😂😂
Glonks interview lives rent free in my brain forever lol
Back home again, in Indiana land, damn man. Barz. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Came here for Kyle, left with glonky
His feet are on the ground yet he's higher than the ISS. Pretty Glonky.
Kyle for President!!!
still watch this monthly and die of laughter every time, damn mannn
1:20 this is so funny to me for no reason
okei...
When u nut but mom succ more?
He is like a damn sheep
"Bahaah!" Lives in my head rent free indefinitely xD
It’s the moment he knew he struck gold
I wish I could be half as chill as this dude
I actually watch this everytime it comes up on youtubes feed
we need more kyle
and kyle needs more weed
@@sepkamrouz1 Kyle is the weed
@@sepkamrouz1 weed need kyle
@@sepkamrouz1 I think it's mushrooms not weed lol
Last name?
Even he's shocked by how high he is
"In Indiana land "
" Damn man. 💀💀
I always love how whatever this dude has going on, he still has the presence of mind to ask the interviewer how he's doing in return. Bro was raised right.
He attempted murder 😮
@@hrithikpujaras1085 oh word?
@@htothebeee yep his own mother you can check it out
His name is Kyle Brown and he was arrested earlier this year for stabbing his mom in the head. According to a neighbor, he told her that he was the devil. True story- very sad.
Heartbreaking.
I too am pretty glockeehuhuh
Forget aliens. Who is this guy
Awh i love how sweet these people are
This guy is my favorite thing about life!
And even in the darkest hours of 2023 this brilliant genius still spreads his light and wisdom
He’s currently on his way to prison for stabbing his mom in the head…
"I'm foine huhuhu" We need more guys like him🤣
I finally found my spirit dude !! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂this guy is thee embodiment of super chill and a giving soul !! 👏
This "Dude" abides times infinity !!😂🤣😂🤣I don't think I have ever LAUGHED so hard in my life !!😂😂😂
jus got buzzed asf and my first thought was "I'm feelin glonky dude"
The more I watch this video, the more I understand what he saying😂😭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I lost the URl after FB scrolling. All I could think of was "Glonky". This man invented a new word just so we could find him and embrace his wholesomeness. Wig dude has a good voice too.
"Who is the coffee man, I'm woman" - The legend said
I almost forgot to watch this today
Commenting to remind you to watch this today
@@DiamondPickaxe831 the man
Have you been regular Liam? 🧐🙄
@@nickmuffin1722 dammit thanks for the reminder 🤣
@@liam1263 🤣✌
His name is Kyle Braun. Latest update was a year ago when he was charged with attempted murder after stabbing his mom with a kitchen knife.
He’s still a legend though
Always come back to this. I’ll never forget him
Stay glonkaayyyy 😤
First time seeing the full video. High dude actually got it right in the end
Almost. Its not Indianaland. But we’ll give him a pass cuz dude is glonky af.
"Hey how you feeling man?"
"Ayyyy ay pretty plonky"
🤣🤣🤣
Now i wanna go to Indianaland
"I'm Fooooine"
“I’m Fooine”
He was so high he knew the song but didn't know it. The power of THC baby.
More like the power of mushrooms😂
“Dude, I’m primo.” Haven’t heard that term in forever! 🤣
whats mean primo? xD
Yo, who said that?
Definately not last guy
It sounds like he says "I'm pretty burnt"
@@Bom-pff haha
WE NEED MORE OF HIM
RUclips recommended me Kyle, now recommended this. RUclips, I am proud
Please share some of whatever had you like this, man. This is my favorite video on the internet
“I’m foine”
*Narrator: He was, in fact, not fine*
I love the way his lips are moving ahead of the words coming out of his mouth!
His thoughts are experiencing delays 😆
Kyle needs to be part This show now.
I will watch this multiple times every single time I see it in any form.
1:02 We need to find this guy and he needs his own channel!
I told him today that he needs to start his own tik tok
@@ashleyolsen2916 you know him?!?! We need more Kyle!! 🤣🤣
You can currently find him in jail (for murder) ... Weird, huh
This guy made my whole year
The funniest thing is, at the end he actually completed the lyric - he knew the song all along😂
His "ok" is art
The camera guy lost it at the end..
He’s my spirit animal
Coffee guy is just born singer. That voice sure can be in some musical.
Coffee Lady
Damn, in jealous. I haven't been that toasted in a WHILE! 😂😂😂😂
I watch this at least once a day.
“I’m pretty glonky, I’m fiiiinne, Dude I’m fubar”😂😂🤣
Dude went through a whole Willy Nelson - LoTR character arch in the span of one compound sentence
Friggin love that guy!
Find that guy! He is a treasure