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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2018
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  • @Callux
    @Callux  5 лет назад +1289

    I also uploaded a halloween prank on my friends yesterday, i got them good.
    ruclips.net/video/xxW2bZ91g-4/видео.html

    • @Aaron-vb4qb
      @Aaron-vb4qb 5 лет назад +5

      Callux your Mum’s a ball pit

    • @alfiemoulder9474
      @alfiemoulder9474 5 лет назад +4

      U may of well just names this me getting the piss taken out of me for an hour

    • @zaraleather
      @zaraleather 5 лет назад +3

      Callux pinning your own comment is a bit sad mate

    • @dylanoreilly6335
      @dylanoreilly6335 5 лет назад +2

      Your mum's a ball pit

    • @dojojack9042
      @dojojack9042 5 лет назад +1

      Callux where is the next insults match

  • @fetchenough483
    @fetchenough483 5 лет назад +8391

    We all know you are scared to go against vikkstar

    • @shaq289
      @shaq289 5 лет назад +97

      WB Punjabi Stories Vik vs Cal would be the funniest one 😂

    • @bartekjamroz3360
      @bartekjamroz3360 5 лет назад +66

      He'd make lots of curry jokes

    • @sweeky1
      @sweeky1 5 лет назад +13

      @@shaq289 imo it is the one against Stephen

    • @joeskinner6791
      @joeskinner6791 5 лет назад +2

      WB Punjabi Stories tgay

    • @hollycollins3704
      @hollycollins3704 5 лет назад +7

      This got more likes than Cals comment

  • @SportklubMurray
    @SportklubMurray 5 лет назад +1915

    Chemostar is definitely the best insult of the series

    • @RobF10108
      @RobF10108 5 лет назад +31

      I think Stephen is bloody hilarious but I thought chemostar was quite obvious tbh. He’s still the funniest youtuber

    • @elijahmwanga126
      @elijahmwanga126 5 лет назад +2

      Murray // Mu22ay 100%

    • @saz19s8
      @saz19s8 5 лет назад

      I agree

    • @lewis0705
      @lewis0705 5 лет назад +11

      LETS GET RIIIIIIIGHT INTO RHE CHEMOTHEROPY

    • @TB_PlanetGarage
      @TB_PlanetGarage 5 лет назад +2

      WUNWIDDAGUN lol cancer is so funny tho

  • @madisonjade4488
    @madisonjade4488 5 лет назад +6659

    the fact that the entire video isn’t Stephen Tries’ video looped makes me pressed

  • @aleeza8466
    @aleeza8466 5 лет назад +1092

    i like how after stephen roasts cal, he just either laughs his ass off or calmly folds the paper and takes a sip of water

  • @zaraleather
    @zaraleather 5 лет назад +2876

    Guessing Callux put some of his own in to make himself feel better

    • @dhdgaming1014
      @dhdgaming1014 5 лет назад +8

      Zara Loves X yep

    • @thugmumuswag01mamemu87
      @thugmumuswag01mamemu87 5 лет назад +17

      Guessing this series is getting milked

    • @Abd-rc7st
      @Abd-rc7st 5 лет назад +6

      I don't get the willne roast about his love of his life dating simon

    • @layluh7467
      @layluh7467 5 лет назад +2

      Abd145 neither

    • @generationgill
      @generationgill 5 лет назад +7

      Zara Loves X Is it just me or dose Sarah look a bit like calfreexy

  • @TheRapRookie
    @TheRapRookie 5 лет назад +1568

    you should do one with Simon or Vikk

    • @xtremechamphd9271
      @xtremechamphd9271 5 лет назад +44

      GeeManGames it should be cal and Sarah v Simon and talia or josh and freya

    • @danielkeeling3895
      @danielkeeling3895 5 лет назад +12

      tbf though Simon would have no chance. 90% of his jokes are dead plus with the teenage girl fanbase Cal would have ammo for daysss

    • @xtremechamphd9271
      @xtremechamphd9271 5 лет назад +9

      Dan Keeling I feel like the girls would go in hard on each other for jokes

    • @dedbz1480
      @dedbz1480 5 лет назад +6

      Simon would wreck cal the dead jokes are for the fanbase

    • @Nledezma14
      @Nledezma14 5 лет назад +3

      Vikk will get murdered

  • @ASo-op1dw
    @ASo-op1dw 5 лет назад +3299

    Deji vs callux was so cringe

    • @kriest3470
      @kriest3470 4 года назад +112

      Deji even disabled the comments in real life lol

    • @jordan_b.7177
      @jordan_b.7177 4 года назад +52

      Omg it is, idk why but it was so bad, callux wasnt even the cringe one it was just deji man

    • @ethangeorge277
      @ethangeorge277 4 года назад +13

      Also for those clips look at jj and Freya lmao

    • @carlystepler6727
      @carlystepler6727 4 года назад +20

      deji is cringe

    • @fooooked
      @fooooked 3 года назад +13

      deji makes it cringe

  • @rohanbhattacharjee7228
    @rohanbhattacharjee7228 3 года назад +610

    2 years and a month late and no one is gonna see this comment. But imagine Harry vs StephenTries. we would all be dead.

  • @aoibhedoherty6711
    @aoibhedoherty6711 5 лет назад +497

    Chemostar has to be my all time favourite insult big up Stephen ly mate

  • @mattlook1573
    @mattlook1573 5 лет назад +869

    Jack Whitehall would probably be up for it.

  • @coochiha
    @coochiha 5 лет назад +1473

    Boss Battle Insults Match Season 1: Stephen Tries
    Boss Battle Insults Match Season 2: Joe Weller
    Boss Battle Insults Match Season 3: Phil from The Sidemen videos

  • @MJ-gq5kg
    @MJ-gq5kg 5 лет назад +618

    The rackaracka insult match was one of the most offensive shit I hv seen in years and I luved it!!!

    • @kieronh7115
      @kieronh7115 4 года назад +6

      Learn how to spell you fucking dyslexic prick

    • @missbeliever2610
      @missbeliever2610 4 года назад +1

      @@kieronh7115 lool mate

    • @kieronh7115
      @kieronh7115 3 года назад

      Frank Mccrohon don’t cry

    • @Frank_MC
      @Frank_MC 3 года назад

      Kieronh 711 Cba to cry

    • @MJ-gq5kg
      @MJ-gq5kg 3 года назад +2

      @@kieronh7115 Everything okay at home??

  • @gookie5844
    @gookie5844 5 лет назад +1839

    One hour and 18 mins of cancer jokes

  • @faizal_ali24
    @faizal_ali24 5 лет назад +1904

    Who else thinks Callux needs to carry this series on?🤔🤔

    • @user-hq9jd9rg5h
      @user-hq9jd9rg5h 5 лет назад +1

      Faizal Haha

    • @kvamme4598
      @kvamme4598 5 лет назад +1

      if he wants his own channel to survive, i think even he would want to continue it

    • @xoelliexo
      @xoelliexo 5 лет назад

      Yh

    • @nxbil.m
      @nxbil.m 4 года назад +1

      can someone explain 7:24 for me?
      asking for a friend

    • @hamishbruce4163
      @hamishbruce4163 3 года назад +1

      nabil989 I think it means he did the beating of the meat to zoella

  • @niallboxing.
    @niallboxing. 4 года назад +107

    Imagine harry and Stephen on a diss track

  • @harryb7552
    @harryb7552 4 года назад +140

    6:43 *never uses a side profile in another insults match again*

  • @thezbreer454
    @thezbreer454 5 лет назад +1325

    Do a insults match with Vikkstar bruv.

    • @Hussain-dp9nb
      @Hussain-dp9nb 5 лет назад +20

      thezbreer454 vikk will finish him

    • @Joshua-vx4hs
      @Joshua-vx4hs 5 лет назад +43

      Vikk will demonstrate why he is a vindaloo

    • @Prab188
      @Prab188 5 лет назад +10

      He should do one with ChrisMD

    • @cormackdonahue4706
      @cormackdonahue4706 5 лет назад +7

      Vikk ended fousy he's not scared to do it again

    • @lakshans6962
      @lakshans6962 5 лет назад

      Nah viks cpm would drop into oblivion

  • @25Dzone
    @25Dzone 5 лет назад +210

    One with Simon would be incredible. Have a feeling Simon could come up with some bangers. Do it!

  • @lou660
    @lou660 5 лет назад +628

    Callum: hmm I need views... How can I fit all of the sidemen into one video 🤔... yes got it!

  • @kieronmcquaid1041
    @kieronmcquaid1041 5 лет назад +1804

    They make cancer jokes yet they mute out the swear words .. hmm....🤔

    • @kyleg0386
      @kyleg0386 5 лет назад +100

      Kieron Moses swear words will lower his already shit cpm, cancer jokes won’t

    • @abz38
      @abz38 5 лет назад +97

      We celebrate a month for gay people but we only give 2 minutes to men who died in he war 🤔

    • @antipativome
      @antipativome 4 года назад +8

      @@abz38 War is overrated

    • @abz38
      @abz38 4 года назад +18

      antiHiko shiiiiiit bro did you survive it?

    • @antipativome
      @antipativome 4 года назад +5

      @@abz38 i did but i won't survive depression lol

  • @faizal_ali24
    @faizal_ali24 5 лет назад +672

    Who is actually sitting here and watching the whole hour?🤔😂😂

    • @elanpumpz5735
      @elanpumpz5735 5 лет назад +4

      Me 😂

    • @danford-ht9sw
      @danford-ht9sw 5 лет назад +9

      I don’t think I could stand 1 hour of cals arse getting widened by everyone in uk Yt scene

    • @1kenbreslin
      @1kenbreslin 5 лет назад

      Faizal Ali me hahah

    • @V2S745
      @V2S745 5 лет назад +5

      Your mums a ball pit

    • @albie898
      @albie898 5 лет назад +1

      I didn’t realise it was an hour

  • @user-jw3vn6ju1e
    @user-jw3vn6ju1e 5 лет назад +254

    do one with tobi or sarah!! they’d be hilarious 💛

    • @generationgill
      @generationgill 5 лет назад +2

      chloe he can’t do Sarah she can just say he has a small penis and he’s bad in bed he’s lost

    • @zh6072
      @zh6072 5 лет назад

      And tobi is too nice

  • @PTExtremePlays
    @PTExtremePlays 4 года назад +56

    keemostar steals the show

  • @Mai-wp1no
    @Mai-wp1no 4 года назад +38

    23:40... JJ called it I guess :')
    F in chat for Lux

  • @lunarwolf9180
    @lunarwolf9180 5 лет назад +365

    Jack mate would also be cool to see

    • @freddiemaders5838
      @freddiemaders5838 4 года назад +6

      Lunar Wolf jack mate would rip him a new arsehole

    • @prettycoolbro4401
      @prettycoolbro4401 4 года назад

      I said that on his jackmaate roast video

    • @lunarwolf9180
      @lunarwolf9180 4 года назад

      Oh wow I didn't notice this had nearly 300 likes before 😂😂

  • @samamess5448
    @samamess5448 5 лет назад +249

    Stephan by far was the best, no competition on him

  • @lukebs1212
    @lukebs1212 5 лет назад +327

    why are call's insults in this vid when its meant to be top 100

  • @psynom9747
    @psynom9747 5 лет назад +71

    But I already watched the Stephen vid?

  • @tojhnsnmediaYOUTUBE
    @tojhnsnmediaYOUTUBE 5 лет назад +269

    I think he should do one against Joesph Weller or True Geordie

  • @TheLad888
    @TheLad888 5 лет назад +161

    Stephen tries part 2?

  • @JoshBrowardTVyea
    @JoshBrowardTVyea 4 года назад +85

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    KSI: OHHH THAT'S MAD, MAAAAD

  • @wan3237
    @wan3237 5 лет назад +33

    All this did was remind me that Will and Steven were really good at this

  • @bailsbs2694
    @bailsbs2694 5 лет назад +163

    check the money coming in for callux after this video

  • @Zenyx
    @Zenyx 5 лет назад +412

    Go against Vikk. U wont

    • @realadvertized
      @realadvertized 5 лет назад

      fortnite fans

    • @Zenyx
      @Zenyx 5 лет назад +2

      Advertized wdym, I’ve been watching vikk for years

    • @Zenyx
      @Zenyx 5 лет назад +1

      All of the sidemen actually

    • @lewis0705
      @lewis0705 5 лет назад

      @@Zenyx you're still a fortnite fan so fuck off

    • @nikitahenry8030
      @nikitahenry8030 5 лет назад

      XLEWIS0705X how? Viks part of the sidemen + he’s super funny, that doesn’t make you a fortnite fan :/

  • @ryanedwards1969
    @ryanedwards1969 5 лет назад +29

    jays from TGF's laugh made my day

  • @coolcoconuts4453
    @coolcoconuts4453 2 года назад +2

    Everyone talks about Stephen Tries but can we agree that the actual best moment is RackaRacka pretending that their dad had cancer just to ruin all of Callux's jokes

  • @btdrunkartist8292
    @btdrunkartist8292 5 лет назад +153

    It's time for you to become the host and put Calfreezy vs Miniminter...or W2S vs ChrisMD...

    • @dacko8906
      @dacko8906 5 лет назад +8

      Or racka racka vs tgf

    • @IV_97
      @IV_97 5 лет назад +2

      Harry would obliterate him. Chris is too nice a guy.

  • @lordlinkthegreat
    @lordlinkthegreat 5 лет назад +1034

    How to leech off your own videos.

    • @lordlinkthegreat
      @lordlinkthegreat 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@kamalielite6878 This is a video all about roasting. Take the hint that this is a joke, kid.

    • @proudcrabowner
      @proudcrabowner 5 лет назад +1

      @@lordlinkthegreat he deleted his comment lol

    • @hyperdoge3908
      @hyperdoge3908 5 лет назад

      lordlinkthegreat he deleted his comment lmaooo

  • @tylertg2928
    @tylertg2928 4 года назад +197

    Who’s watching this after Callux has no girlfriend
    👇🏻

  • @DazedAndConfuzing
    @DazedAndConfuzing 5 лет назад +34

    Next one should be you vs. Geordie and Lozcast

  • @lunarwolf9180
    @lunarwolf9180 5 лет назад +329

    Niko omilana needs to be in series 2

  • @LuisHernandez-ej3qo
    @LuisHernandez-ej3qo 5 лет назад +113

    When no one else agrees to make another vid with you 😂😂

  • @carlosmoreira844
    @carlosmoreira844 4 года назад +6

    Stephen knew he brought the heat he looked like he was feeling a bit guilty after his jokes 💀

  • @juskxniish7568
    @juskxniish7568 5 лет назад +1

    I love how most of these are yours to make yourself look good

  • @pakalavany2147
    @pakalavany2147 5 лет назад +217

    1.Anesongib
    2.Micahel dapaah
    3.Jack Whitehall
    4.Joe weller
    5.Adebayo Akinfenwa
    6.Sarah Close
    7.Chunkz
    8.aftv Troopz
    9.theburntchip
    10.JMX

    • @adturner
      @adturner 5 лет назад

      Edgy Reggie oh my god yesss

    • @sadika_
      @sadika_ 5 лет назад +3

      What about Vikkstar?

    • @Capac1412
      @Capac1412 5 лет назад +4

      I would pay for troopz to be on this

    • @george_met_7261
      @george_met_7261 5 лет назад

      @@Capac1412 just imagine

  • @brentntrentnkenthoffman
    @brentntrentnkenthoffman 5 лет назад +219

    insult match with true geordie

    • @tonysoprano2713
      @tonysoprano2713 5 лет назад

      He will probably take it to heart

    • @jameshiggs7443
      @jameshiggs7443 5 лет назад

      Think he's too grown up to consider it

    • @z7983
      @z7983 5 лет назад +3

      xSparkie_ x Doubt if he can take that many dark jokes tbh

  • @Ryan-tw1wq
    @Ryan-tw1wq 3 года назад +1

    rewatching in 2021, we need this series back

  • @minesbetter3504
    @minesbetter3504 3 года назад +2

    Almost two years later...but...i love this haha

  • @charliefalconer132
    @charliefalconer132 5 лет назад +67

    Nobody asked for this but everyone wanted it

    • @geos6905
      @geos6905 5 лет назад +1

      No i just want my dad to come home

  • @maximilianmus2802
    @maximilianmus2802 5 лет назад +163

    Great vid watched the whole thing, keep up the good work👌

    • @Phyzzix4PF
      @Phyzzix4PF 5 лет назад +2

      hmm 🤔🤔

    • @jlistergaming7880
      @jlistergaming7880 5 лет назад

      All Archie888 I watched the whole thing and now have a headache because of the damage in some of those insults.

    • @PBM24
      @PBM24 5 лет назад +3

      Why are 2 lions banging in your profile pic?

    • @maximilianmus2802
      @maximilianmus2802 5 лет назад

      PBM 😶

  • @Wilko_TWD
    @Wilko_TWD 5 лет назад +4

    Greatest 1 hour of my life

  • @KM-jb3vg
    @KM-jb3vg 5 лет назад +35

    God deji was so cringe I feel like you went easy on him judging by some other episodes

  • @petertracey2149
    @petertracey2149 5 лет назад +60

    Suggestion joke for the next one: If your dad was in fifa he would be a walkout

  • @Aaron-vb4qb
    @Aaron-vb4qb 5 лет назад +108

    Do an insults match with behz, miniminter

  • @keirabagnall8507
    @keirabagnall8507 4 года назад +100

    Jay said: Now that your CPM is in the hands of me since this is on you channel. I'm going to destroy it alittle more with five words: Madeline Mcan, Cancer, Nine- eleven and leukemia.
    If you didn't know, there you are! :D

  • @lagadda
    @lagadda 2 года назад +2

    Ayo we need this in 2022 😭

  • @alexlines9894
    @alexlines9894 5 лет назад +113

    Don't know who begs more, Callux begging for views, Callux begging Sarah to stay with him or everyone who ever met Callux begging for leukaemia to come round and finish the job

    • @Jimzwf
      @Jimzwf 5 лет назад +1

      Oh dear 😂😂😂😂

    • @zainkhalil7494
      @zainkhalil7494 5 лет назад

      Alex Lines shit man, u should be on this series

    • @vinefm1477
      @vinefm1477 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @heliumking4666
      @heliumking4666 5 лет назад

      not a lie and its funny

  • @matthewbox8889
    @matthewbox8889 5 лет назад +78

    Notice how nearly all stephen tries jokes were in this video. Sais it all, stephen is by far the funniest. Destroyed cal

  • @poppydotnet1184
    @poppydotnet1184 4 года назад +6

    I swear, I’ve watched Jay and Romell’s so many times I can quote it

  • @patrickhall9309
    @patrickhall9309 2 года назад +1

    Bring this back!!!! Its so funny

  • @thebestof5420
    @thebestof5420 5 лет назад +55

    Why tf did I watch this vid nd I watched every single one before :(

  • @footballandf1fan523
    @footballandf1fan523 5 лет назад +39

    Jack Whitehall, Rhys James, Tom Rosenthal and The True Geordie

  • @tiaking234
    @tiaking234 4 года назад +2

    Fully I used to only watch Alfie’s vlogs when I couldn’t sleep 😂😂😂

  • @maincardtv2659
    @maincardtv2659 5 лет назад

    please bring this back we all miss it sm

  • @isabella5322
    @isabella5322 5 лет назад +65

    When no one else want to do an insults match

  • @joechampion609
    @joechampion609 5 лет назад +20

    5:39 had me laughing so hard

  • @rilz7635
    @rilz7635 3 года назад

    Petition for Callux to make more of these videos during the rest of 2020 and 2021...

  • @tasangerbakes
    @tasangerbakes 4 года назад

    the rackaracka one was the most brutal. legendary vid

  • @NikolasMazur
    @NikolasMazur 5 лет назад +10

    If callux’s childhood could be named after a music band - it would be *my chemical romance*

  • @hollybradshaw415
    @hollybradshaw415 5 лет назад +4

    Everyone saying Callum's ran outa ideas... maybe. But am I gonna watch the whole hour and eighteen minutes of it? yes.

  • @Davidwv97
    @Davidwv97 Год назад +4

    The one between cal and deji was deep, they genuinely dislike eachother 😭

  • @Aaron-vb4qb
    @Aaron-vb4qb 5 лет назад +37

    Stephen, jj’s and rackaracka were the best

  • @irksumable
    @irksumable 5 лет назад +23

    Stephen Tries in clearly winning of all the matches.

  • @dylanfletcher8745
    @dylanfletcher8745 5 лет назад

    Best video I have ever watched, not even 20 minutes in

  • @MertikayyYT
    @MertikayyYT 5 лет назад +3

    4:10
    *You can tell by JJ's face that he was praying that nobody is gonna add anything else onto that diss...*

  • @elizabethf1
    @elizabethf1 5 лет назад +20

    I’m surprised there’s any clips from Deji’s insult match in this video

    • @saz19s8
      @saz19s8 5 лет назад

      Beth F haha ikr

  • @harrisonstarr7993
    @harrisonstarr7993 3 года назад

    40 years until Callux hits 10M subscribers. Lets start setting up the party boys.

  • @RandallGaming_1
    @RandallGaming_1 3 года назад +4

    12:46
    The best one😂

  • @erinstayt9632
    @erinstayt9632 5 лет назад +3

    i miss the insults matches they were hilarious Xx

  • @SquirrelLoaf
    @SquirrelLoaf 5 лет назад +272

    Oh, so you are really out of ideas...

    • @RashtaEinthisB
      @RashtaEinthisB 5 лет назад +1

      almost a valid roast but you had to edit this

  • @nateperry5384
    @nateperry5384 2 года назад

    WE NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @vie9962
    @vie9962 4 года назад

    what a bangin start

  • @laddrop6779
    @laddrop6779 5 лет назад +46

    🉐I guess Stephen really did finish u

  • @janonymous0336
    @janonymous0336 5 лет назад +5

    Wow. Two videos within 24 hours. Haven't seen that since the daily vlogging xd

  • @maxpierrepont6018
    @maxpierrepont6018 5 лет назад

    I've actually watched this video so many times

  • @Lucas-fx2ei
    @Lucas-fx2ei 5 лет назад +4

    1:55 I love that Steven Tries one aha

  • @fuzionplayzss4856
    @fuzionplayzss4856 5 лет назад +11

    28:41 ouch that one must have hurt

  • @reecewest3983
    @reecewest3983 5 лет назад +5

    0:35 best joke of the video

  • @rikerregan7958
    @rikerregan7958 3 года назад +1

    Just rewatching this back again and it's still jokes

  • @yabox
    @yabox 4 года назад +8

    12:53 an old car starting
    20:04 an old car starting

  • @honestnuisance
    @honestnuisance 5 лет назад +3

    When you are out of friends to use for the only series you have you come to this

  • @NEWmorganrf
    @NEWmorganrf 5 лет назад +16

    Stephen Tries wins the series

  • @TurmCS
    @TurmCS 5 лет назад

    best video on youtube right now

  • @jamesduignan8864
    @jamesduignan8864 5 лет назад +1

    It’s funny watching the sidemen like Simon and josh in the back. THE ELITES 😘

  • @TFstopmotion
    @TFstopmotion 5 лет назад +21

    True Geordie insult match would be hilarious!

  • @dj_kqlx
    @dj_kqlx 4 года назад +4

    Callux: we’ve got like 15 fans over here
    *Only 6 people come*

  • @guyravenscroft8118
    @guyravenscroft8118 4 года назад +4

    The perfect video doesn’t exsi-

  • @stevencroucherspeaking3720
    @stevencroucherspeaking3720 3 года назад

    You need to bring these back !

  • @fiachraofloinn4365
    @fiachraofloinn4365 5 лет назад +24

    when you run out of ideas so just stick all your videos into one