[Garry's Mod] Bearded Becomes an Egyptian God - Sandbox Shenanigans
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
- Garry's Mod has always been one of those games that encourages you to just mess around and be silly. Sandbox is the absolute pinnacle of that.
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Music:
• Super Mario 64 OST - Shifting Sand Land
• A Hat in Time OST - The Lava Cake Peak
• JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OST - Avalon
• SoundSmith - Definitely Not O Fortuna
• Banjo Kazooie OST - Mumbo's Mountain
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I love how depending on the situation, Bearded can sound like he's a 13yo, 36yo, or a demon
Or all at once
Bold of you to assume he's not all three
@@mirthless5603 he is
What makes you think he isn’t all :?
E
Bearded's laugh is a national treasure and we must protect it by sacrificing rusty nails to an Egyptian God.
*T R U E*
Lol
And dead rats
Dude lost his shit over a hot dog and a burger lmao
@@KaiaBrodbecker dead rats killed by rusty nails
Nobody is talking about how the rant Bearded Expense had was never animated.
*_so are you challenging me?_*
Spring David I am. Do it.
@@SpringDavid Is it done
@@ilimuninati4929 where?
@@TurtleExplosive No I'm asking IS it done
11:35 who could be responsible for such a phenomenon?
**the glass is lifted and jimmy neutron, boy- genius, appears from behind the screen**
wow.....he appeared behind my notebook....in real life and screamed at me : IT IS I!!! THE MAN BEHIND THIS USELESS BUT AMAZING PIECE OF SHIT XD
*_G O T T A B L A S T_*
Jimmy Neutron: Also knows as Artemis Fowl for kids
Q
@@hazeltree7738 I read Artemis Fowl as a kid lol
Eventually, Bearded stopped thinking.
What makes you think he was thinking before?
Just wait till his comeback as the overmind in part 6
Did he ever?
@@randy_random4187 who said this is him *_after the transformation?_*
did nobody get this jojo refernce?
7:56 I N H A L I N G T H E M U S I C
What's the song
@@screamsinrussian5773 This
ruclips.net/video/c5E0d4Ym9Yo/видео.html
My fucking side owie
And when his mouth explodes.
Sentro: These writings... what do they say
Sound: Idk you’re the doctor
Sentro: *magically gains the ability to read hieroglyphics*
He could be like, "I wonder what they mean."
He now remembers that he’s the doctor
Thats how "Being a Doctor" works. Knowledge comes from beyond
Fancy seeing you here mate!
@@remdaug1876 oh hi!
14:16
behold the real treasure, the cheeseburger of lost legends
Uncle Dane refrence
.lok
loook @ this
i love how when he found it he was talking about stealing a flashlight from an old lady and stopped talking because he found the burger to be of higher importance
Soundsmith: no one would give his live to guard rusty nails
Bearded: *OBSERVE*
Bearded Expense is my favorite SCP.
Epic
4:33 *demonic laughter*
Soundsmith: oh there he goes
*Proceeds* *to* *have* *a* *fucking* *heart* *attack*
Fucking leaps out like a fnaf 2 jumpscare
Doctor: Giant Sleeved Bearded Expense isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Giant Bearded expense: 7:55
False the doctor himself was Terrifed of the legendary Giant bearded expense
@@axe1447 Axe you're not helping
Ay yo what’s the music used in that clip
@@2dollarchickenwings689 chicken invaders 2 main theme played by Bearded Beaultiful mic
@@Silvertail4764 chicken invaders 2 main theme
Gene was delicious.
Yeah man
God damn that's hot
opal vores gene
you
>Bearded, the 5th pillar men, an omnipotent lifeform who achieved immortality
>Dies to a burger
*E*
*MEDIC!*
@Neth the Meth of course... the fifth... because I didn’t forget about Santa the man taco
accurate to jojo
E
I literally want a compilation of beards mic static and him laughing, not in that order
8:02 this literally is what gmod is
THE PERFECT HOT DOG™ combine with THE PERFECT HAMBURGER™ creates THE PERFECT DINNER™
that sound good
Welcome to the land of perfect, straight, squiggly lines.
truly an unforgettable luncheon
Im so hungry i could eat an octarok!
*D I N N E R*
3:40 If bearded actually tried, he could probably become a voice actor for something.
He probably is
@@SaBasAbA-dn1xh hello there
@@slaphand9578 hello there
to a video game boss
@@slaphand9578 hello there
13:48
Watching this part always makes my goddamn day. It’s just too perfect.
L O O K S G O O D
It's so comedically perfect!
3:39 "Bearded... He... Hes Become a God! HES BECOME INVISIBLE! HE HAS NO WEAKNESS!"
-SpeedWagon
speeed wAgOOn
Bearded Expenses: *"I'm Fucking Invincible"*
SoundSmith + essentially an ancient god = jojo reference requirement
Avalon activates
Hunger sated
The Hotdog
+ Bearded.mp4 plays
+ Infinite laughter
- No random crits
HMMM *THATS GOOD*
*+No random crits*
+ become a pillar man on equip
+ speed increase 50%
+ increased damage 50%
7:27 GUYS!!! HEY!!! ARE YOU ABLE TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!
Sir that is a negative
They are not able to see me I repeat, the can’t see me
@@mr.0511 What the fuck was that?
Yep, target neutralized
Suddenly the chicken invaders theme plays while bearded Expense opens his mouth
13:25 I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT CLIP
G-man: *slaps a car with his briefcase*
*CAR EXPLODES*
"Rise...and shine, Mr. Ethan. Fffucck...this...*inhale* c-car..." *Whack*
"THIS BAD BOY CAN FIT SO MU--" *EXPLOSION*
"Now this bad boy can fit so man-" *EXPLODES*
The Michael Bay is strong with thi-
*EXPLODES*
This is a nice looking ca-*Explosion*
You: "Bearded Expense"
Me, an intelectual: "The 5th pillar men"
AYAYAYAYA
The father of Kars
I believe you meant 6th, Ricardo is the 5th pillar man.
I laughed and almost had an algorithm at the burger and 🌭 and your death cam
The person who The Man Emperor of Mankind based his Custodies on
0:01 The "Streak" icon signalizes 1, proving that they did kill Gene
‘I don’t see anything on the shelves!’ Ohhh how well that has aged now
What?
Logan True bruh
wdym
@@nuxx1876 Made that comment during the covid toilet paper panic buying era
2:45 the way he said "HOLY SHIT" was just golden. No it wasn't just golden, it was australium
Strange Australium Laughter
Even rarer than the golden pan
H E I S A F U C K I N G J E D I
holy S H I T
HOORY SHIEET
Bearded expense is the 5th pillar man
Holy shit with his t pose
Wait....
I hope he don't have a stand
@@liferunner2755 his stand is t-bone
BerKC I thought his stand was the demopan
When I saw the title I thought
“I smell JOJO!”
Bearded is like the best thing to happen to this world since the invention of sliced bread
“PERFECTLY STRAIGHT SQUIGGLY LINE!”
Which is it Bearded.
Well, obviously it's a heterosexual squiggly line.
*Answer:* "Yes"
Video: *Has naked Bearded on the thumbnail*
Me: *clicking intensifies*
E
Well... half nacked, I don't think we would survive a fully one, everyone would die before they could click 😆😅
3:38
“Pillar Men Theme Starts”
90% sure it’s Ultimate Kars’s Theme
It do be called Avelon
AYAYAYYYA
6:28
gman just casually walks up and *FALCON PUNCHES* THE CAR-
Bearded: "Return the metal, or suffer my curse."
Sound: "What's your offer?!"
That Filthy Weeaboo I can’t like this, because it’s the perfect number.
A duped shovel
Yoshikage Kira a strange duped shovel actually smh my head
No... NOT THAT SHOW! OH GOD! PTSD FLASHBACKS!
Bearded: "This night, you will be visited by 3 plagues. Each even more SH@T than the last. Return the metal."
03:40
Holy shit bearded actually got a decent microphone!
05:00
Much better.
I swear for a moment at the beginning he sounded like Murray from Sly Raccoon.
He sounded like the fukin parrot from Aladdin (Wasn't he played by Danny Devito?)
Yea! He sounded like matrixes firms free free free event!
@@Muster_Muckee_II you mean sly cooper and ya nice reference, glad to see another fan around here
He DOES sound like Murray!
8:39 I’m sorry is that the FUCKING SHY GAL MODEL?!?!? A man of quality
When Bearded appeared, Kar's theme (from JoJo) played. Perfect.
This Video in a nutshell
Anyone: *Random_Chatter.MP3*
Bearded:
*Uniteligable_Screaming.MP3*
*Fucking_Uhh.MP3*
*Mafia.MP3*
*IF_YOU_READ_THIS_BEARDED_WILL_COME_FOR_YOU.AVI*
*Chuckle.wav*
*Silence.MP3*
*Death.MP4*
also Chiptune.mod
You forgot hotdog.mp4
Fucking burger.mp4
*Giant_Fucking_ Sasquatch_hands.MP4*
Chicken Invaders 2 Main Theme.mp3
Alright let's see...
● Soundsmith uploaded at his usual time: √
● It's a Garry's Mod video: √
● Bearded is in it: √ x infinity
Yep, everything checks out, time to give it a like.
•Has something jojo in it ✓
3:51
The Guardian: YOU MUST FEAST YOUR EYES ON WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER
Soundsmith: **almost pulls out M1911**
7:02 Gman: *My time has come*
That entire Hot Dog scene was golden, from Bearded's explanation to you editing along with it.
I took multible screen shots
@@tonyfaulki6939 I laughed like a madman at this scene!! As Bearded said, *Comedically Perfect!!!*
You say Bearded becomes a god, as if he wasn't already.
Bearded wasnt an Egypt god before, just a normal god. Ascending to egyptian god granted him bonus to even more strength and more importantly *Extreme Fits Body and Cosmic Level Pose*
*He Was A Pillar Men*
@Dominiq Hatch well no it was just Bearded Requiem because he got stabbed by the arrow
8:26
Kids when they refuse to call their hits while roleplaying
1:32
Saying 'I trust you.' to your friend in any game is the worst mindset you can have.
Its good to see bearded alive, fine and laughing
yes
@@randomanimates459 god bless soundsmith, he proved us that he's the best kind of friend someone can get.
bearded is lucky to have him :DDDD
Wait Bearded *BECOMES* an Egyptian god? So you're saying this idol I've been worshipping ISN'T a Bearded statue?
Apparently so.
MaybE
ned flanders doesn't worship bearded statues
@@58han35 yes he indeed do worship he's majesty
But he worship god so its basically the same
6:54 I never thought someone could scream so insanely yet beautifully at the same time
I love how when they die as large player models they shrink, which looks like quick deflation like a balloon
Top 10 Famous Last Words
Number 1: "OH GOD ETHAN I RESIZED YOU ON-"
First footage of God, 2019 colorized.
Ye
14:19 Beard's laugh is literally me when i keep rpging my mates when they build in gmod🤣
can we talk about how soundsmith gmod destroyed the's car?
i can't believe the the nascar driver is dead
3:38 Remember Kars from jojo's bizarre adventure battle tendency? this is him now.
*he became the ultimate lifeform*
Feel old yet?
@@joshualaing9711 *again*
damnn Kars mustve gained weight from eating asteroids and space ashes
Kars in the new universe
"Who could be responsible for such a phenomenon?"
You thought it was going to be Bearded Expense...
But it was me! Jimmy!
*GOTTA BLAST!*
Kono Bearded Expense Da
:)weromsxv
🍿🍿🍕🍟
Yeah
Yes
You are the best
0:00
"No no, Sodomy! You can never tell" - Bearded Expense, 2019
I love the little bit about Gene in the starting skit, because it's such a fantastic example of Yes, And-ing
the hot dog & hamburger skits just killed me xD
Edit: i just decided this needs to be animated.
I don’t we’re meant to be skits
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6:00 my favorite part. The added sound effects from beard just makes it perfect.
agreed
I need to know what kind of soundboard he uses lmao.
"I sacrifice 3 monsters to summon Bearded the Ascended One in attack mode!"
Lmao I was watching this on the Bus and the clip when Bearded was laughing at the Hot Dog & the clip with the Burger both nearly killed me. I almost died of laughter.
I don’t remember this episode of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders
*Battle Tendency
I Think it was After Iggy Killed Dio.
StickMaster500 probably a lost episode
I can't believe you're everywhere
StickMaster500 its leaked part 5 episode 32 footage
"STAIRS, I CANT CLIMB STAIRS" I see that's a Borderlands 2 reference to claptrap
Evan from EverymanHYBRID hates the Borderlands series. I can't imagine why.
5:16
The Rock when he sells Steve Austin's Stunner
6:07 does anyone know the original sound to this
9:50
"Is Dallas."
Proceeds to fill Dallas with bullets
Soundsmith: give us the metal or we'll take it be force
Metal: *combusts into flame*
10:37 Sentro's corpse: Bye SmithSound, my planet needs me!
6:21 every gmod role play ever
*Bearded Transforms Into An Egyptian God*
AY AY AY
*piller man theme plays*
*Y e s.*
Whenever I hear that, I think of oiled abs and a very angry paraplegic skeleton sitting on a golden chair.
@@Lithobraker Also friction, but only of the pleasurable kind.
I was half expecting bearded to like enter with the pilerman theme
I wish that we all could hear soundsmith's laughing histerically on that part of the hot dog. It would make this video 100 times more funnier with the mic on
"Ethan killed me but for some reason there's a fuckin HOT DOG on the floor"
-Bearded Expense, 2019
Garfield in Gmod
Bullets wont work, John
*Kills Garfield with the 9mm*
Shut yo Garfield Gameboyd self up
@@alfiembutitstonymontana9964 no u
@@JumbleDrops oh sht ok
@@alfiembutitstonymontana9964 also, says the guy named gamer god
@@JumbleDrops *inhale* *exhale* *jumps off cliff*
-BEARDED THE TORMENTOR ! ATTACK SOUDSMITH DIRECTLY
-BUT MONSTERS CANNOT ATTACK I, SOUNDSMITH !
-IT'S NOT A MONSTER...
IT'S A GOOOOOOD !!!
Epic yugioh reference
I SUMMON GENE THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
@@fatherpucci-madeinheaven362 IN THAT CASE I WILL SUMMON NEGLECTED SENTRO IN DEFENSE MODE !
Kuro, Legion you activated my trap card earrape
Medic when people start commenting: My medic sences are tingling.
3:45 I just noticed the song in the background is Kars ultimate form theme
Nice to finally see the origin of how the crew met Bearded Expense.
Or as he's known in Egypt: Expense of the Beard, the Egyptian God of Scoundrels.
sadly he laughed himself to death over a buguer
R.I.P bearded expense
3.000.000 B.C - 2019
Is he set
13:52
*_L o o k s G o o d_*
'Stairs!? I can't climb stairs!' for the longest time I didn't realize that was a Borderlands reference
The Pharaohs curse⁉️‼️⁉️‼️🗣️🔥
1:40
Ethan: **f$cking dies**
Also Ethan: Alright, I made it.
That's the joke...
*massive explosion*
Alright I made it guys
I’m assuring you no 5 year olds are reading this shit.
@@portal2kid bold of you to assume i'm not secretly a 5 year old
That was a mirage
I thought the national treasure was gonna be Jimmy Neutron t-posing.
I'm disappointed
Nicolas Cage would never expect this.
A man with a wacky hat and beard, an off-color Pokemon, an old-timey doctor, a psychic mob boss and Seymour Skinner travel to Egypt to steal ancient nails from Bootleg Dio; hilarity ensues.
Watching SoundSmith's sandbox videos makes me realize how much he reminds me of Vanoss.
*3:28*
[insert obvious pillar men joke]
If you draw a cat on it, does it makes it a caterpillar?
*_Soundsmith casually walks around in a normal daytime in Egypt with a Minecraft torch_*
Aw man
You gotta do more of this Soundsmith!
So Bearded got demoted from Lovecraftian God to Egyptian God? Ok.
*presses E to pay respects, screams out: "MEDIC!"*
14:36 He looks like he's holding the flash light like a fucking blunt and I cant get over it
13:07 - 13:53 This is the greatest minute of comedy gold in the history of the universe...
Soundsmith: How many screenshots should I take?
Also Soundsmith: **YES**
Me: Sees thumbnail
This looks good
*watches video for 1 second*
Me: HOLY SHIT MINECRAFT TORCH
they had us in the first half
*Yesyes*
"loook @ this" will never not be the funniest fucking thing ever to me
There's something about the delivery of the "giant fucking sasquatch hands" line that never ceases to make me laugh myself to death
everybody gangsta until bearded uses the ingame voice chat