SLAV KING - Boris vs. DJ Blyatman

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

Комментарии • 28 тыс.

  • @remyshim3136
    @remyshim3136 4 года назад +12445

    Never felt more safer when he said "Never fear, Boris is here".

  • @BlackCrysstal1
    @BlackCrysstal1 3 года назад +6459

    3 years later... This still generates energy

  • @HARDBASSSCHOOL
    @HARDBASSSCHOOL 6 лет назад +2615

    I think this song should represent all Slavs at the next Eurovision song contest

    • @samolbe6845
      @samolbe6845 6 лет назад +51

      HARD BASS SCHOOL I agree Slavs should pump this song in 2019

    • @MarioHDG64
      @MarioHDG64 6 лет назад +13

      Indeed, brate!

    • @darkrai17
      @darkrai17 6 лет назад +10

      Woah. The real ones. Love Nash Gimn btw.

    • @MK-cd6eg
      @MK-cd6eg 6 лет назад +3

      @@samolbe6845 Do you know where Petscop 2 is?

    • @MK-cd6eg
      @MK-cd6eg 6 лет назад +4

      @@samolbe6845 I'm listening to some hardbass I suppose. Do you actually know me from his comment section or you're just surprised someone here knows Pyro?

  • @Bossfightmedia
    @Bossfightmedia 10 месяцев назад +569

    6 years old or not, it should be acknowledged that this entire Mix and sound design is CLEAN as hell. Someone knew their Production Homework on producing this track.

    • @newellslab
      @newellslab 9 месяцев назад +8

      fr it is

    • @cbhlde
      @cbhlde 8 месяцев назад +6

      Amazing what washing machine chips can do! :p

    • @skeire1
      @skeire1 6 месяцев назад +1

      no silly they smuggle lots of stuff in

    • @hailstormval
      @hailstormval Месяц назад

      Bro did not know he was in the future

    • @TeamTigerAdv
      @TeamTigerAdv Месяц назад +2

      DJ blyatman is no joke my dude 😎🎉

  • @BxnditWxlf
    @BxnditWxlf 4 года назад +6964

    "Never fear, Boris is here..."
    Breaking News: Fear rate drops to zero

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 4 года назад +103

      Boris solved fear wow legend

    • @bigmanwafers
      @bigmanwafers 4 года назад +25

      intresting how this has 2 replies now but 400+ likes ngl

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 4 года назад +12

      Its like for 3 minutes at a time you can forget about the world....

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 4 года назад +4

      @@bigmanwafers Wait, yeah?
      I've seen this before, but still kinda sus eh?

    • @berkcaglar9399
      @berkcaglar9399 4 года назад +6

      People are playing water ball with sharks.

  • @williamcartertindale11
    @williamcartertindale11 5 лет назад +2566

    Me: ‘Doing math test’
    My mind:

    • @AJZulu
      @AJZulu 5 лет назад +43

      SLAV.....KING

    • @NaMeLeSs-in9dw
      @NaMeLeSs-in9dw 5 лет назад +15

      Umbreon Gamer *Me yesterday at the National Evaluation* SLAV...KING BLYAT

    • @seangilmore_
      @seangilmore_ 5 лет назад +6

      *Starts to bust down*

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 5 лет назад +1

      Same.

    • @UndreadedCaitlin
      @UndreadedCaitlin 5 лет назад

      @Umbreon Gamer that is me every test I have.

  • @Daziryx
    @Daziryx 4 года назад +3291

    "Dolphins are returning to their normal habitat on Italy"
    **Meanwhile in the Soviet Union**

    • @untappedpotentialmindset
      @untappedpotentialmindset 4 года назад +16

      Preto som dnes čakal v rade na rožky.

    • @Daziryx
      @Daziryx 4 года назад +41

      ​@@untappedpotentialmindset I don't speak Communism

    • @untappedpotentialmindset
      @untappedpotentialmindset 4 года назад +60

      @@Daziryx you will. It's coming...

    • @Daziryx
      @Daziryx 4 года назад +9

      @@untappedpotentialmindset Onon

    • @adamsedivka7110
      @adamsedivka7110 4 года назад +6

      Hovorca Boží Vracíme se do starých kolejí...

  • @adithyafern17
    @adithyafern17 Год назад +284

    I really thought I'm beyond my "hardbass gopnik slavaboo" phase, but listening to this after 2-3 years took me back down the memory lane I thought I never had. Guess you never move on from anything, cos hardbass is for life, and for everyone, no matter what part of the world you are. Thank you, DJ Blyatman, Boris, Uamee, Russian Village Boys, Alan Aztek, HardBass School and most of all Apartje, for introducing me to these gems

    • @Leon.Stanic
      @Leon.Stanic 6 месяцев назад +9

      Damn, same here, listened to all those guys, thought I was done and look at me now... I decided to learn a language for fun, and in short, 15 months later, I now speak Russian like a native.

  • @月に寝る
    @月に寝る 4 года назад +725

    Me : Gets terrified and nervous during test
    Also Me : Remembers that Boris is here.

    • @santivpi6673
      @santivpi6673 4 года назад +12

      Damn it happenned to me yesterday but i aproved with the 60% stay cheeki breeki

    • @PugachevHardbass
      @PugachevHardbass 4 года назад +4

      Drug test

    • @square_dancing_in_missisipi
      @square_dancing_in_missisipi 4 года назад +1

      Just like me

    • @maskoloxyn137
      @maskoloxyn137 4 года назад +6

      Me: Gets paranoid while in the bathroom taking a piss
      Also me: Remembers that Boris is here.

    • @kingconrad4577
      @kingconrad4577 4 года назад

      This is on my Spotify playliste that i listen to during test so boris is always with me during test

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +9396

    Played this to a paper airplane and now it is an antonov an-225

  • @PhonkyTheRat9439
    @PhonkyTheRat9439 4 года назад +359

    Hitler: this will be easy
    Soviet Russia: C Y K A B L Y A T

    • @rukojop1158
      @rukojop1158 4 года назад +6

      E B A T K O P Y A T, T O V A R I S H!

    • @danielgrabalski
      @danielgrabalski 4 года назад

      Only for Polish it was EZ. We were the only nation that conquered Moscow in human history i believe.

    • @jaycuberto354
      @jaycuberto354 4 года назад

      @@danielgrabalski nein!

    • @russia1443
      @russia1443 4 года назад +5

      Please don’t swear my mommy is watching

    • @nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901
      @nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901 4 года назад

      @@danielgrabalski Napoléon did it as well. Even if he failed afterward.

  • @WOT.ReplaysSRB
    @WOT.ReplaysSRB 6 месяцев назад +77

    Has it been 6 years already,dang im getting old ,song kicks still to this day , for our favorite S.T.A.L.K.E.R BORIS 🥃

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 6 месяцев назад +2

      Fr, I swear time is broken and is moving faster then it should be.
      Someone probably broke time and didn't think people wouldn't notice

    • @CatPopeII
      @CatPopeII 4 месяца назад +1

      I remember being in 5th grade listening to this in class 😭

  • @MrCrazyeah
    @MrCrazyeah 5 лет назад +3472

    Showed this to a tree
    Now its Dimitree

  • @solysteri
    @solysteri 4 года назад +2276

    "Never fear"
    "Boris is here"
    I am now incapable of feeling any sort of fear thanks to slav king boris

  • @Vaasmios
    @Vaasmios 6 лет назад +880

    my water heard this and its now vodka

    • @davidtv2224
      @davidtv2224 6 лет назад +15

      OUR water

    • @Gabriel_Ratuch
      @Gabriel_Ratuch 6 лет назад +1

      did yo know that vodka literally means 'strong water' in russian?

    • @HuldaJordan
      @HuldaJordan 6 лет назад +1

      Cftu! Omg I laughed so hard I nearly coughed up a lung! Whew, thanks for the laughter!

    • @kly8105
      @kly8105 5 лет назад

      What you expect, Boris patron saint of Vodka.

    • @bamsuth9650
      @bamsuth9650 5 лет назад +1

      Ha

  • @avishantchauhan8976
    @avishantchauhan8976 10 месяцев назад +14

    My friend bought a new sound bar and wanted to test the bass ..i immediately remembered this song 3-4 years after i listened to it first... absolute banger

  • @jeb2834
    @jeb2834 4 года назад +2635

    Boris: I'm the slav king
    Putin: understandable have a great day

    • @Harshal0789
      @Harshal0789 4 года назад +14

      Lol irony

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 4 года назад +76

      Putin: What is a king, to a God.

    • @KurseOG
      @KurseOG 4 года назад +4

      @@Butter_Warrior99 😂😂😂

    • @baldanpurev108
      @baldanpurev108 4 года назад +4

      and im the second king

    • @Harshal0789
      @Harshal0789 4 года назад +17

      @@baldanpurev108 bruhhh
      Virgin detected
      You changed your yt name
      For this lameass joke

  • @D_037
    @D_037 5 лет назад +198

    When the video is 3 years old but the newest comments were from mere hours ago...
    Blin... You know that this is good...

  • @marcuch
    @marcuch 3 года назад +1257

    Boris Started Pack:
    - Adidas Tracksuit
    - Mayonnaise
    - H A R D B A S S

  • @thegreenberretwearingbrony9678
    @thegreenberretwearingbrony9678 2 года назад +80

    I was here when it was released. It pleases me people still enjoy this banger

  • @jaydenfarley6840
    @jaydenfarley6840 6 лет назад +5259

    My mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grow up. I want to be a Boris.

  • @elagosraudif9235
    @elagosraudif9235 4 года назад +1544

    *Warning!*
    Do *not* play this song while driving.
    It may cause uncontrollable wish to increase your speed and turn sound on max volume.
    Edit: am slav too

    • @stjepanmarkofranc6538
      @stjepanmarkofranc6538 4 года назад +24

      I will!! It doesn't bad affects on Slavs😎
      In Slavic country, everything is possible. I know from first hand

    • @martinivanov1319
      @martinivanov1319 4 года назад +21

      why warning? thats a good thing

    • @stjepanmarkofranc6538
      @stjepanmarkofranc6538 4 года назад +6

      @@martinivanov1319 That's our mind

    • @aleksandarpvp9183
      @aleksandarpvp9183 4 года назад +2

      @@martinivanov1319 you speed up without dashcam someone crash intk you and you lose a good youtube video

    • @god1931
      @god1931 4 года назад +9

      Still safer than eurobeat

  • @sijen13
    @sijen13 7 лет назад +616

    Ancient Slav legend say if you make mayonez and kompot to this song , you may summon lord Boris himself

    • @stefvdv2490
      @stefvdv2490 7 лет назад +34

      Sijen Chetty you forgot the shots of vodka during the making

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 7 лет назад

      That's probably the right way, since I've been making kvass for days and he didn't show up yet.

    • @sijen13
      @sijen13 7 лет назад +8

      Papa Stef Vodka and semenchi to optimise Slavness and to decrease efficiency. It is worthy sacrifice for plus 3 to slav

    • @Sunshinus
      @Sunshinus 7 лет назад +7

      Boris is no lord, but a king. SLAV KING

    • @ShaderKite
      @ShaderKite 7 лет назад +1

      wait wait my mama just made me компот... and i have майонез at home..... hmmmm ;d

  • @BAS69420
    @BAS69420 12 дней назад +3

    Unironically the best hardbass song out there

  • @phantomoverlord9237
    @phantomoverlord9237 7 лет назад +319

    3 minutes is not enough... i need a ten hours version

    • @wings023
      @wings023 7 лет назад +22

      right click on the video and then click loop
      enjoy

  • @denizsengoz7439
    @denizsengoz7439 5 лет назад +1352

    *We adidas*
    *We squats*
    *But most importantly*
    *We slav*

  • @SeanLarsDogma
    @SeanLarsDogma 5 лет назад +625

    I was drinking water while listening to this.
    Now water is vodka.

    • @sonderz4021
      @sonderz4021 5 лет назад

      Bad joke

    • @pain-lf8ul
      @pain-lf8ul 5 лет назад +12

      our vodka*

    • @ladychaa99
      @ladychaa99 5 лет назад +1

      Tried, it worked!!! Now I know what to do if I want one more drink

    • @imawarrior67
      @imawarrior67 5 лет назад +1

      Ive seen this joke on every vid in my slav playlist

    • @wolfisticentertainment1572
      @wolfisticentertainment1572 5 лет назад +5

      Jesus turned water into wine.
      Boris turnes water into vodka.
      Boris is my leader now.

  • @dagger_bg
    @dagger_bg Год назад +31

    boris i think the algorithm showed some mercy, i just saw it on my recommended, despite the fact that i have watched this several times before
    today was a bit of a bad day for me, but with good song bad day turns into good day

  • @OntarioRailfan992
    @OntarioRailfan992 3 года назад +1972

    I played this while eating mayonnaise
    now its *M A Y O N E Z*

  • @xa-xii1316
    @xa-xii1316 4 года назад +1655

    as a russian myself ive never heard anyone say "chebureki" so aggressively

  • @Nomebome
    @Nomebome 7 лет назад +4965

    Mom: wake up
    Me: no !
    Mom: boris upload a new music video
    *wakes up*

  • @EclipseC4S4
    @EclipseC4S4 5 месяцев назад +4

    "squats on toes break your bones"
    This man is the slav king for a reason.

  • @ng1n369
    @ng1n369 5 лет назад +2939

    They said lambo,
    I said Lada
    They said beer,
    I said kvass.
    They said Heavy Metal,
    I said hardbass.
    They said Eminem,
    I said Boris.

    • @lorenzopalombi9519
      @lorenzopalombi9519 5 лет назад +94

      WE SAID SOVIET UNION

    • @CattoCH
      @CattoCH 5 лет назад +113

      They said hotel,
      I said trivago

    • @kenneth2519
      @kenneth2519 5 лет назад +49

      They said coca cola
      I said babushka kompot

    • @armood1925
      @armood1925 5 лет назад +11

      Yacq Rendiere *vodka

    • @rquesta1013
      @rquesta1013 5 лет назад +3

      I say yes to all of that besides Eminem. Eminem's my daddy. 😣👉👌

  • @sullun2241
    @sullun2241 4 года назад +2672

    Coronavirus alcohol resistance movement anthem

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 4 года назад +3102

    Jesus can turn water into wine.
    *But Boris can turn water into vodka.*

  • @katlan
    @katlan 2 года назад +16

    Its been 5 years and this song still remains a masterpiece 🎉

  • @lordfeish1927
    @lordfeish1927 3 года назад +2102

    I like how this is so badass but without the music its just boris driving around and squatting on various things

    • @endersteve3769
      @endersteve3769 3 года назад +173

      avarage day in the life of boris

    • @ZerrikanianWiedzimin
      @ZerrikanianWiedzimin 3 года назад +55

      TRUE SLAV BADASSERY
      BLYAT!!

    • @dailydoseofreddit3734
      @dailydoseofreddit3734 3 года назад +18

      Russian = badass duuh

    • @lordazn
      @lordazn 3 года назад +30

      It's how a lot of hit music videos are, actually. Like the original Black Betty music video looks like a garage band playing in mom's backyard. It's the songs that make the videos, unlike a lot of modern ones where the videos sometimes overtake the music.

    • @deadhookerproductions1068
      @deadhookerproductions1068 3 года назад +6

      Why would you tell me this, I turned off my audio and had to hold in my laughter in order to not wake up parents

  • @IvanValkov27
    @IvanValkov27 4 года назад +4340

    Phone: 1%
    Me: watches this video
    Phone: 2%

    • @frazls8871
      @frazls8871 3 года назад +95

      Misread instructions, phone now dead

    • @Stal-C418
      @Stal-C418 3 года назад +28

      @@frazls8871 hold up

    • @DumbBasstard
      @DumbBasstard 3 года назад +71

      Watch it 98 more times for full battery

    • @FlyToTheUpright
      @FlyToTheUpright 3 года назад +30

      My phone actualy does that weird thing lol
      Edit:OUR PHONE

    • @eldrik10
      @eldrik10 3 года назад +22

      Because he's charging his phone while watching this video XD

  • @rushnerd
    @rushnerd 7 лет назад +7846

    Metro Exodus leaked footage

  • @kehjdb
    @kehjdb Год назад +29

    Этой композиции уже 5 лет, но всё же, звучит очень круто

    • @kehjdb
      @kehjdb 4 месяца назад

      @ЬимофейФедеров Время идёт...

  • @FITHRI1000
    @FITHRI1000 5 лет назад +802

    What is ur favourite song?
    Me : Its complicated

    • @filip1140
      @filip1140 5 лет назад +3

      *SAME*

    • @vonny6746
      @vonny6746 5 лет назад +5

      My favorite song is Slav King and Vodovorot
      But most favorite song that I keep it in a luxurious box is BORIS 👍

    • @Keinberg
      @Keinberg 5 лет назад

      No it's not

    • @justatlet
      @justatlet 5 лет назад

      @Muhammad Fithri this is old shit

    • @FITHRI1000
      @FITHRI1000 5 лет назад +1

      @@vonny6746 thanks introducing me to Vodovorot. Almost at par with Slav King muehehe

  • @user-bz7kq1fi1b
    @user-bz7kq1fi1b 6 лет назад +718

    Heels on ground
    Comrade found
    Heels in sky
    Western spy

  • @deadinsidemcgee411
    @deadinsidemcgee411 3 года назад +657

    This is the video that single handedly made Slavs “those people” at my school and made every band kid do squats in the foyer while yelling cheeki breeki. Of course me and my other Slavic homeboys showed them what’s good by squating heels down with another guy squatting on my shoulders.

    • @ph_xx7355
      @ph_xx7355 3 года назад +46

      a true and dedicated slav
      5 blins to you

    • @jorkopeisctshutdown9960
      @jorkopeisctshutdown9960 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @jeannie_hopps
      @jeannie_hopps 3 года назад +4

      White Obama?!???!?!?

    • @rafh7449
      @rafh7449 3 года назад +3

      Did you break their bones for squatting on toes?

    • @deadinsidemcgee411
      @deadinsidemcgee411 3 года назад +15

      @@rafh7449 I squatted upon the blood of their now finished bloodline.

  • @duncandonuts77777
    @duncandonuts77777 2 года назад +15

    this is unironically a banger

  • @m8lolz278
    @m8lolz278 7 лет назад +1750

    Slav: Hey Babuska, Your Grandson Was Captured On The Enemy Front.
    Babuska: So?
    Slav: He's Hungry.
    *BABUSKA BUYS TANK AND HUNTS THE KIDNAPPERS*

    • @aHat69
      @aHat69 7 лет назад +31

      M8 LOLZ 2 underrated comment XD

    • @giovannicervantes6147
      @giovannicervantes6147 7 лет назад +4

      And makes Boris the nagant hand

    • @bruhteg
      @bruhteg 7 лет назад +4

      u wot ? the m8 ?

    • @whatarenames
      @whatarenames 7 лет назад +75

      Nyet, nyet, nyet. She gets tank from great Stalin for free.

    • @bobmarley923
      @bobmarley923 7 лет назад +2

      M8 LOLZ 2

  • @glitch3746
    @glitch3746 4 года назад +1077

    This song is a masterpiece and nobody can argue with that

  • @pratibanmathialagan1728
    @pratibanmathialagan1728 4 года назад +2922

    Played this at a Nike store
    Now its an Adidas store

  • @fantasy9865
    @fantasy9865 Месяц назад +2

    This masterpiece still gets the full volume when I drive 🔥

  • @Kenajovski
    @Kenajovski 5 лет назад +3833

    I played it to my grandmother.
    Now she's babushka.

    • @artossgang6962
      @artossgang6962 5 лет назад +98

      Me she became babayaga

    • @ZackiePhoton
      @ZackiePhoton 5 лет назад +14

      Go to the nahooy )

    • @fukaarihyuuga508
      @fukaarihyuuga508 5 лет назад +31

      Kenaj she's now OUR бабушка

    • @djkyrpaboi26
      @djkyrpaboi26 5 лет назад +5

      Fukaari Hyuuga You do not share grandmothers. Dumbass. Communism in a nutshel: NKVD and KGB come and they force Ivan to give his potatofield to Stalin (government) after that there is a factory and Ivan is working in a gulag.

    • @NXU-CR
      @NXU-CR 5 лет назад +19

      DJ Kyrpäboi
      You must be really fun at partys...
      r/wooooosh.

  • @годгев
    @годгев 4 года назад +275

    Mericans: "I played this somewhere" memes
    Slavs:THAT GUY SHIFTED SO EASILY THAT NIVA

  • @rtralph1269
    @rtralph1269 4 года назад +769

    Teacher: We have a new student who is Russian. Can you describe him?
    Girls: He's so handsome!
    Boys:

  • @ul.biggit217
    @ul.biggit217 Год назад +33

    Still slaps as of 2023!

  • @mlk033
    @mlk033 3 года назад +2906

    Who still listens to this 3 years later is a true SLAV KING

  • @AdinXx
    @AdinXx 5 лет назад +395

    I showed this to a local Gangster..
    Now he is Gopnik

    • @13illy4real
      @13illy4real 5 лет назад +4

      @Orientem Imperium Romanum hey hey be more family friendly use blin instead of blyat

    • @AdinXx
      @AdinXx 5 лет назад +1

      Orientem Imperium Romanum just some mind toying

  • @krisjanisk.5019
    @krisjanisk.5019 5 лет назад +939

    1% of video - mayonez
    4% tracksuit
    95% boris trying to get the right gear in
    Edit: Thanks for likes, Comrades 🇷🇺

    • @damianmares5338
      @damianmares5338 5 лет назад +31

      There is no right gear in a Lada, all gears are possible

    • @smoog2327
      @smoog2327 5 лет назад +8

      @@damianmares5338
      *Stalin joy noises*

    • @Yeeter000
      @Yeeter000 5 лет назад +2

      Man driving it is like trying to switch the 8 gears of an is 2

    • @taunuslunatic404
      @taunuslunatic404 5 лет назад +1

      @@damianmares5338 With so much torque, who needs gears?

    • @МаксимСкрипник-д2э
      @МаксимСкрипник-д2э 5 лет назад +1

      Та сука хули вы пишите всё на английском?!

  • @mr.svenky6780
    @mr.svenky6780 2 года назад +14

    LYRICS:
    -
    All rise for hardbass
    Never fear. Boris is here
    Ready? Let's go
    -
    Slavic squats and cheeki breeki
    Cold kompot and chebureki
    Always moving, never down
    Such is life with Slavs around
    Take my Lada, drive in town
    Fingers up and windows down
    Hot pelmeni and some kvass
    Drive around and pump hardbass
    -
    Slav King
    Slav King
    Ready? Let's go!
    -
    My mama says it's just a phase
    When I fill my days with mayonnaise
    But no…
    Play this music from your car
    Inviting friends from near and far
    Here everybody knows
    Squats on toes, break your bones
    Do you? So listen!
    -
    Raving gopniks, pumping sounds
    Squats in bushes, heels on ground
    I need no better way
    To keep the Western spies away
    Big and fearless like a bear
    Tracksuit with the stripes I wear
    From Krakow to Kamchatka
    I'm the patron saint of vodka
    -
    Slav King
    Slav King
    Let's go!
    King
    Slav King
    SLAV KING!

  • @theghostofsabertache9049
    @theghostofsabertache9049 2 года назад +1413

    I have an image of Boris driving his lada between the opposing battle lines pumping this out, reminding both sides that they are all Slavs and not enemies.

    • @rallycsx
      @rallycsx 2 года назад +15

      I think he may be driving on the battle field but I fear that his role is not one he wangg to s to be doing.

    • @crown9018
      @crown9018 2 года назад +16

      Were it so easy

    • @djpupsik98
      @djpupsik98 2 года назад +12

      Biggest hardbass party at no man's ground.BYB(vodka, beer or compot)

    • @tomjackson1923
      @tomjackson1923 2 года назад +17

      I'm waiting to see a BMP with black paint and Adidas stripes over the top

    • @soooom2012
      @soooom2012 2 года назад +4

      Албанцы Сербы Хорваты Босниия это бывшая одна страна Югославия и им как я думаю надо быть вместе. А так просто куски которые были целым.

  • @shotgunsnek6193
    @shotgunsnek6193 6 лет назад +2231

    I played dis on my Samsung
    Now it is a Slavsung
    Edit:*our slavsung

  • @zaviuktahuk3474
    @zaviuktahuk3474 5 лет назад +1565

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly
    He like mayonez

    • @hugeshalaw
      @hugeshalaw 5 лет назад +5

      And I don't understand any of what you said

    • @zaviuktahuk3474
      @zaviuktahuk3474 5 лет назад +17

      @NickoLps well you dont need to laugh about it.

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 5 лет назад +1

      he have mayonez in Russian hatchbacc

    • @vhmix379
      @vhmix379 5 лет назад

      Trash

    • @zaviuktahuk3474
      @zaviuktahuk3474 5 лет назад +5

      @@vhmix379 ur the xbox player which means western spy

  • @NatanKusnierz-js3oe
    @NatanKusnierz-js3oe 10 месяцев назад +13

    Greetings from Poland

    • @-A-ZOV
      @-A-ZOV 10 месяцев назад +2

      💪🇵🇱💪

    • @Hunter_shull
      @Hunter_shull 10 месяцев назад +4

      ❤🇵🇱

  • @Mast3rB3ard
    @Mast3rB3ard 7 лет назад +158

    This is the best adidas ad!

  • @Петровић-и7п
    @Петровић-и7п 4 года назад +544

    I showed this to my ketchup..
    *NOW IT'S OUR MAYONEZ*

  • @skull2345
    @skull2345 5 лет назад +709

    Played this on my Lenovo. Now it is Our Leninvo

    • @DanielTseng100
      @DanielTseng100 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ethewho2000s
      @ethewho2000s 5 лет назад +3

      Xaxa same i had lenovo now i have Our Leninvo

    • @skull2345
      @skull2345 5 лет назад +4

      @@ethewho2000s *We have

    • @Andre-cz3mr
      @Andre-cz3mr 5 лет назад

      ЫЫЫЫЫ)))) Блять!)))

    • @ethewho2000s
      @ethewho2000s 5 лет назад +1

      @@skull2345 blyat that slliped out i think a western spy was in my keyboard

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 2 месяца назад +2

    Its been seven years Boris, and this is still amazing.

  • @eitanoidos6304
    @eitanoidos6304 5 лет назад +492

    FBI heard this now its KGB

  • @AirsoftMemeNerd
    @AirsoftMemeNerd 3 года назад +2199

    “From Krakow to Kamchatka I’m the patron saint of Vodka” is an Absolut bar……

    • @rubyrowley9003
      @rubyrowley9003 3 года назад +51

      Well played

    • @kingbejita9680
      @kingbejita9680 3 года назад +29

      i see what you did there

    • @toast_sandwich.
      @toast_sandwich. 3 года назад +15

      This is what everyone thinks Russia is like but keep in mind that they have a economy comparable to that of Italy's

    • @AirsoftMemeNerd
      @AirsoftMemeNerd 3 года назад +65

      @@toast_sandwich. powered by pasta?

    • @toast_sandwich.
      @toast_sandwich. 3 года назад +41

      @@AirsoftMemeNerd oh shit you figured them out

  • @lihavatpojat4269
    @lihavatpojat4269 5 лет назад +754

    I showed this to my friend Isaac
    now he is our tovarisch Ivan

  • @Godofdeath805
    @Godofdeath805 10 месяцев назад +1

    Can’t believe it has been 6 years. The time with Boris has always been the best. On a refreshing note I’ve learned I have Slavic ancestry. Makes sense why this would slap.

  • @brunotropcic1043
    @brunotropcic1043 7 лет назад +332

    turned my cola into kompot

    • @damjan847
      @damjan847 7 лет назад +2

      Bruno Tropčić are you croat maybe because some people said that croats are not slavs...

    • @lukaj803
      @lukaj803 7 лет назад +8

      GamingAndroid croatia is definitely slavic

    • @uznikdo4025
      @uznikdo4025 7 лет назад +11

      i saw some croatian people squat so they are slav i am from czech republic HARDBASS PROSTEJOV !!!!!!!!!

    • @uznikdo4025
      @uznikdo4025 7 лет назад +4

      BTW i was in croatia for 7 days in zaostrog

    • @bustinbiber7125
      @bustinbiber7125 7 лет назад +17

      Bruno Tropčić Blyat😂Fuck Cola it's some western spies shit!

  • @schweizerischeeidgenossens1797
    @schweizerischeeidgenossens1797 5 лет назад +1802

    i showed this to my grandma
    she now *our babushka*

  • @gigavirgin
    @gigavirgin 5 лет назад +455

    PE Teacher: Can you do squat?
    Me and my slav friend:
    This is real story

    • @TDL5584
      @TDL5584 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @far_away907
      @far_away907 4 года назад +2

      Actually happened to me and my very good friends Merril, Brandon and Dimitri. No last names will be given as these gopniks need their internet condoms блять

  • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
    @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 4 месяца назад +2

    Holy crap this takes me back. I used to watch this when yous first released it

  • @wisnuyash4031
    @wisnuyash4031 4 года назад +123

    "My song"❌
    "Our song"✅

  • @rako5865
    @rako5865 6 лет назад +2801

    *WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOU ARE 3% SLAVIC*

    • @barelyfree9427
      @barelyfree9427 6 лет назад +59

      I'm the Elizabeth Warren of Slavness

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 6 лет назад +33

      @@barelyfree9427 25% bro

    • @finnoc6228
      @finnoc6228 6 лет назад +30

      when you find out you stole someones comment so you change it a bit

    • @rako5865
      @rako5865 6 лет назад +4

      @@finnoc6228 Independently had the same great idea for a comment.

    • @jonasstupar4582
      @jonasstupar4582 6 лет назад +2

      @@christiankneupper7011 me to

  • @lester6524
    @lester6524 7 лет назад +3143

    Ay Boris, i was walking in the capital of my country (Amsterdam) and i heard someone blasting this through A Bluetooth box👌🏻

    • @xSniperFoxy
      @xSniperFoxy 7 лет назад +137

      Lester Jongedijk its spreading even to belguim :p

    • @lester6524
      @lester6524 7 лет назад +14

      xSniperFox better

    • @borisvujicic2233
      @borisvujicic2233 7 лет назад +19

      Lester Jongedijk Yea my friends play this for me too

    • @lester6524
      @lester6524 7 лет назад +10

      Boris Vujičić mine too

    • @yyyyyy77
      @yyyyyy77 7 лет назад +11

      Lester Jongedijk ik speelde dit toen het uitkwam waar liep je?

  • @Fedcesin
    @Fedcesin 3 месяца назад +4

    I dont care how old this song is, when I buy my first car I will slav it, and turn this song to max!😂

  • @romemaster
    @romemaster 3 года назад +253

    I put this in my “normal music” playlist to make my fbi/kgb officer less bored

    • @sasori6417
      @sasori6417 3 года назад +15

      Not the meme we searched for, but the one needed✌️

    • @iliiy1a992
      @iliiy1a992 3 года назад

      you are a 10000iq person
      your fbi/kgb that is slav-😊

  • @Roadvergeant
    @Roadvergeant 4 года назад +757

    I played this on IPhone
    Now its *OurPhone*

  • @sameerpharma4906
    @sameerpharma4906 4 года назад +142

    I cried at "My mama says its just a phase when I fill my days with mayonez."

    • @DarceVader89
      @DarceVader89 4 года назад +3

      Same. I burst out laughing at the stupidness of the rhyme 😂😂

    • @t.c.r.3864
      @t.c.r.3864 4 года назад +14

      @@DarceVader89 You "burst out laughing"? Really? I don't think that Sameer Pharma was crying from laughing, they were probably crying at the sheer beauty of this line like everyone else was.

  • @TheStrongduck01
    @TheStrongduck01 3 месяца назад +5

    7 years later and is still a hard banger

  • @twes003
    @twes003 5 лет назад +2507

    Girls: “How come you not like Billie Eilish? You probably don’t know what good music is.”
    Me, an intellectual:

    • @jairtos
      @jairtos 5 лет назад +12

      Yes

    • @steffanhoffmann8937
      @steffanhoffmann8937 5 лет назад +12

      Like fuckkk it is

    • @elanlynn5973
      @elanlynn5973 5 лет назад +31

      PortableGamerYT dont mention that abomination in our almighty section okay?

    • @agermandude5748
      @agermandude5748 5 лет назад +31

      Its *our* music

    • @twes003
      @twes003 5 лет назад +11

      Elan Lynn I apologise my slav frends

  • @linus8002
    @linus8002 4 года назад +273

    my pe teacher: everyone gets to choose one song to the training. me: blasting slav king

  • @david-imrenyegro9622
    @david-imrenyegro9622 7 лет назад +365

    my cola turned into vodka

    • @EQUAL2
      @EQUAL2 7 лет назад

      Dávid-Imre Nyegró my water turned into wine

    • @mlvyy
      @mlvyy 7 лет назад +4

      my vodka turned into cola.
      *Teleporting Confirmed*

    • @coolcat5954
      @coolcat5954 7 лет назад

      Oh shit, mine too

    • @DerpGamingURL
      @DerpGamingURL 7 лет назад

      Dávid-Imre Nyegró yeah same the cap was open while I blasted this and it turned into vodka

    • @coolcat5954
      @coolcat5954 7 лет назад +1

      Defender Of H. I love your avatar

  • @Yandere950
    @Yandere950 Год назад +15

    After 5 years, still a banger❤❤

  • @gustawek
    @gustawek 5 лет назад +2158

    I played this to my Barbie.
    Now it's matryoshka.

    • @ic2otb
      @ic2otb 5 лет назад +44

      Our barbie

    • @stonehardmchardknight1271
      @stonehardmchardknight1271 5 лет назад +25

      Babuskha*

    • @YNOTcs
      @YNOTcs 5 лет назад +9

      69 likes blyat

    • @dadaddy4296
      @dadaddy4296 5 лет назад +15

      @@stonehardmchardknight1271 he typed it corectlly. Its matryoshka not babuskha

    • @tiseril
      @tiseril 5 лет назад +3

      Nevalyashka is better

  • @MySpeed12
    @MySpeed12 7 лет назад +4516

    Rollin' up at school in eastern europe

    • @sikito2541
      @sikito2541 7 лет назад +40

      VenturasProductions i know how u feel bro

    • @edgy6562
      @edgy6562 7 лет назад +9

      Dedsec every where

    • @utele_
      @utele_ 6 лет назад +7

      EvPlayz well DedSec 2.0 so be like wrench

    • @davidvirag2565
      @davidvirag2565 6 лет назад

      VenturasProductions It is sad.

    • @Jamaaaat
      @Jamaaaat 6 лет назад +6

      I do that too Squat on the tables🤣

  • @TheVeryMrSirJosh
    @TheVeryMrSirJosh 4 года назад +1569

    Showed this to our cow:
    Now its *Moscow*

  • @Xant1no
    @Xant1no Год назад +9

    There is nothing better than listening this with headphones in full volume so BLYATFUL

  • @nakanonino6691
    @nakanonino6691 5 лет назад +871

    My phone battery
    Before watch : 2%
    After watch : -1%

    • @scoutsownbucketofchicken2006
      @scoutsownbucketofchicken2006 5 лет назад +46

      The god of vodka allowed you to watch this

    • @shadow-monger5189
      @shadow-monger5189 5 лет назад +14

      *our

    • @nakanonino6691
      @nakanonino6691 5 лет назад +11

      ALL HAIL GOD OF VODKA

    • @endme4771
      @endme4771 5 лет назад +5

      You have 2 minites of watch time left.
      You: Slav King by Boris
      Phone Battery: But...
      Our Lord and Saviour Boris: If you stop I'll pump your fucking chest with 25 fucking AKs.

    • @ピエロ-l4n
      @ピエロ-l4n 5 лет назад +1

      Imposible

  • @粭
    @粭 5 лет назад +1845

    when Osama Bin Laden heard this
    he is now *OSlava Blin Lada*

    • @silan2233
      @silan2233 5 лет назад +43

      Underrated

    • @kristijantodorovski5790
      @kristijantodorovski5790 5 лет назад +2

      @@silan2233 ikr this is perfect

    • @Justapilot_9700
      @Justapilot_9700 5 лет назад +19

      Bro you don't have idea of how funny this sounds in portuguese 👌😂😂😂😂 it's hard to explain why but let's just say.. it sounds like a dirty joke

    • @pawepajak7142
      @pawepajak7142 5 лет назад

      @@Justapilot_9700 its like explaining idiot what do fuck is sarcasm? the same level of hard?

    • @danok1769
      @danok1769 5 лет назад

      Man.... nice :>

  • @mgoat411
    @mgoat411 5 лет назад +201

    0:27 I need a 24 hour version of just this

  • @jumento6544
    @jumento6544 Год назад +6

    i absolute loved boris when i was a kid. thank you for making 80% of my childhood.

  • @phenomenalghost9113
    @phenomenalghost9113 5 лет назад +486

    Eminem: I'm God of rapping
    Boris: hold our VODKA!!

  • @hehe-gg4od
    @hehe-gg4od 5 лет назад +1910

    Teatcher: we are going to learn about russia.
    Girls: ew this is gonna be so boring.
    Boys:

    • @FeatheredFoxz
      @FeatheredFoxz 5 лет назад +65

      im a girl and i like russia...a lot

    • @hehe-gg4od
      @hehe-gg4od 5 лет назад +17

      @@FeatheredFoxz sorry if that offencive. :/

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 5 лет назад +30

      @@FeatheredFoxz most of the girls not u

    • @Gilpow
      @Gilpow 5 лет назад +11

      @@yuurichito1439 same for most of the boys lol

    • @dimitrijeveselinovic775
      @dimitrijeveselinovic775 5 лет назад +18

      Boys: KALINKA KALINKA KALINKA

  • @krisriley_tv24
    @krisriley_tv24 5 лет назад +180

    I put on headphones and I could literally feel the bass vibrating my skull

    • @sylvain01
      @sylvain01 5 лет назад +3

      Good

    • @RainytheNB
      @RainytheNB 5 лет назад +7

      too quiet. if you do not see -your- our vodka bottles shaking on table, you need speaker upgrade

    • @theghostlyfigure9989
      @theghostlyfigure9989 5 лет назад

      Same with my brain....our brains

  • @SkizzPlayz
    @SkizzPlayz Год назад +5

    "Why dont you have girlfriend?"
    Me at 3AM:

  • @CLK944
    @CLK944 7 лет назад +1132

    The new stalker game looks cool

  • @keeganlinardi221
    @keeganlinardi221 4 года назад +263

    i showed this to youtube:
    it became OURTUBE

    • @Alexander-up3os
      @Alexander-up3os 4 года назад +1

      Rutube

    • @Radiowo_
      @Radiowo_ 4 года назад

      No it became patreon

    • @יונתןשי.יונתןשי
      @יונתןשי.יונתןשי 4 года назад +1

      I'm gonna steal this comment because its not *YOURS* its *OURS* ITS CALLED *COMMUNISM*

    • @dashtron7966
      @dashtron7966 4 года назад

      @@יונתןשי.יונתןשי we're* gonna steal this comment

    • @Radiowo_
      @Radiowo_ 4 года назад

      @@dashtron7966 OH NO HE IS A WESTERN SPY

  • @lddldlkeoekdoek3792
    @lddldlkeoekdoek3792 5 лет назад +2955

    I played this on my samsung phone
    Now it's a slavsung

  • @Vadkon07
    @Vadkon07 9 месяцев назад +1

    Damn, classic and nostalgia... I was listening that in 2018-2019 years...