Finaly decided to check out what sphincter actually means in dictionary... up till now thought it was some part of brain or some part of nervous system... well, I guess you could say I was close
+Guy Guino She needs to guide her son on the right path, right? Better do the job properly. ^_^ Speaking of which, KY! Would you pick up the pace already?! >:/
she is probably stronger than Sin and i guess that she can understand the overwhelming force that the gear part of him can do if not controlled properly, also she is asian mom so she doesn't give a fck she is still whooping his ass
Bedman: I refute the philosophical stance that humanity - or likewise gears - can manifest their own destiny. Such an assumption belies a rather inane and egocentric perspective which is incompatible with the essential reality of our existence. Allow me to dispel such foolish notions by proving to you that in no universe, in no timeline, will you ever defeat me. You might call it fate. In truth, it is simply overwhelming probability. Dizzy: (exists) Bedman: ...I conceed that, perhaps, from a certain perspective, you may, in a roundabout way, pose a threat to myself. From another, similar perspective, one may, perhaps, believe that I have surrendered. Dizzy: ... Bedman: Please don't kill me. It wouldn't be very nice
if ur talking about sin, he doesnt really have one tho i believe him and Ramelthal have some feelings for each other. granted sin has the personality of a 5-6 y/o (cuz he is) so its kinda hard to tell from their small interactions in Revelator's story mode
honestly your right lol never thought of it that way tho sin seems to be the only one of these who not only shares the personality of someone that young, but the same intelligence too. ram/diz definitely dont seem as young as they are, where as sin does so its kind of confusing
Well... the difference is that Sin was raised by Sol. If there is one thing we know about this guy, it's that he HATES doing his best, even if it's raising a kid. So, apparently, Sin's education is stunted in someways. He's good at fighting, but beside that...
Fusion not rly, he has more vocabulary than someone of his actual living age, but his personality is very innocent but also rambunctious. He very much acts like a young kid, he just looks like he’s 22 and has a bit more vocab
I like how everyone is either scared/saying this might be a bit much for them or thinking they can take it and then Zato is telling Sin not to shit himself lol
Amazing how Bedman and Sol can even have the time to roast Sin. P.S.- Ky is right. Sin did indeed took after his mother. Dude caused a freakin' Hiroshima with a goddamn lariat.
And based on his strive trailer, his shadow attacks are oddly endearing with having cat-like ears, and his shadow demon tips its top hat at the start of the fight. I've only recently found out about guilty gear, so I thought zato was gonna be a total edgelord based on first impression. XD
Zato was originally an assassin leader edgelord, and so was his shadow Eddie, who was essentially an evil demon, but after dying and coming back an unfeeling husk he is unconditionally good and way less serious.
"Don't worry. I'm invincible." ...Just shut up, and take it. "You're so aggressive!" ...Just shut up, and take it too. "W-What if I can't handle it!?" EVERYONE, JUST FREAKING TAKE IT.
When you use IK to your mom. Dizzy:No! you mustn't use violence! And when you use IK to your dad. Ky:You take after your mother... That mean the most violence person in Kiske household is.... Congratulations it's Dizzy.LOL It feel like Dizzy trying to tell her son that she is the only one who can use violence in this household. And Jam this IK is the most thing you likely to take but if it someone like Potemkin do this IK I wonder what kind of reaction you will do. Good for you it's Sin. Sorry if my english sucks. -/\-
Other voice pack for Dizzy also has her commenting "Mom will be fine."; and "Don&'t do this to your friend, alright?"; when taking Sin's IK. Fuckin'; chill Dizzy is LOL
I'm surprised that I-no's reaction wasn't perverted. Sin: I'm going all out. I-no: OH YES! FINISH IT! DON'T PULL OUT! Sin: Wait... what? You know I'm like 3 years old right? I-no: uhhhh... oh god.
“Sin how dare you try to kill me you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 811838272884948157299482618304814829406049176173959926628404 years go to your room now”
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"Stress Can Affect Sphincter Control."
Yappie Feet I died
Finaly decided to check out what sphincter actually means in dictionary... up till now thought it was some part of brain or some part of nervous system... well, I guess you could say I was close
True. But who's the one who will have that problem?
Why do I get the feeling that's just a fancy word for butthole
@@DESTRAKON it's your butthole muscle cover things.
“Don’t worry! I’m invincible!”
-Johnny
*he was not*
but being gay, is free -snake 2022
Bedman has the best line no doubt, cold hearted “You’re best isn’t good. It’s not even ok.”
I like the ones where he's really just giving out genuine constructive criticism
I like that Dizzy has this serene but determined expression on her face.
Guy Guino yeah cause she's a mommy
+Guy Guino She needs to guide her son on the right path, right? Better do the job properly. ^_^
Speaking of which, KY! Would you pick up the pace already?! >:/
Guy Guino she be like you getting your ass whooped child
She has the scales of Juno she's just about immortal
she is probably stronger than Sin and i guess that she can understand the overwhelming force that the gear part of him can do if not controlled properly, also she is asian mom so she doesn't give a fck she is still whooping his ass
"Someone call a doc- oh, that's me!"
he is the only reason i have watched guilty gear, Giraffe doctor man
He's my main in Xrd for a reason.
He is my everything
He is everything that is right in this game.
There are two kinds of GG characters. Those who say "bring it punkass" and those who say "harder daddy". Sometimes it's hard to tell which is which.
Raven is both
Bedman: I refute the philosophical stance that humanity - or likewise gears - can manifest their own destiny. Such an assumption belies a rather inane and egocentric perspective which is incompatible with the essential reality of our existence. Allow me to dispel such foolish notions by proving to you that in no universe, in no timeline, will you ever defeat me. You might call it fate. In truth, it is simply overwhelming probability.
Dizzy: (exists)
Bedman: ...I conceed that, perhaps, from a certain perspective, you may, in a roundabout way, pose a threat to myself. From another, similar perspective, one may, perhaps, believe that I have surrendered.
Dizzy: ...
Bedman: Please don't kill me. It wouldn't be very nice
You forgot the third one: "stress can affect sphincter control"
“I just shit myself”
And surprisingly Ino isn’t in the second catagory
everyone : "NOOOOOOOOOO"
Jam : "🥵🥵🥵"
Raven too
Ramrethal: "🙁🙁🙁"
raven is much more sweaty than jam
@@KingCookie_III raven is like that in all instant kill... he got some weird kinks
Zato-ONE "😑💩"
1:35 JAM, NO! DONT SAY THAT! YOURE FIGHTING A 5 YEAR OLD AT BEST!
He's like 3 in xrd, lock her up and destroy all traces of the key
Probably the most anime Insta-kill of the game.
It always feels like I'm watching the climax of a Guilty Gear anime episode.
Sin is gonna be in SO much trouble in about 5 minutes.
Grandma justice is proud of this extreme use of violecen.
Did justice take you out while you were typing this?
1:34
Wooo, calm your thirst Jam... He's 3!
I think he is older by Xrd. 5, 6? Idk. Still shota
@@uandresbrito5685 yes he's 3 by XRD before he was 1/2
@@uandresbrito5685 he's 5 in strive iirc
which makes him 3 in xrd
@@ectoOLDACC So he's 2 by Overture? That's absurd.
Gears reach maturity on birth lol
@@ectoOLDACCNot true, Strive is only a few weeks after Xrd, so he's 5 in Xrd as well
If you slow down the footage when Sin rams into Faust, you can see Faust's eye bugging out!
0:55 is zato saying that one of them shat themselves or is he just infodumping
Yes
"Somebody calls a doc... Oh, that's me !" XD
Uh, i have a doubt by the way. who is his girlfriend ? I forgot.
if ur talking about sin, he doesnt really have one tho i believe him and Ramelthal have some feelings for each other. granted sin has the personality of a 5-6 y/o (cuz he is) so its kinda hard to tell from their small interactions in Revelator's story mode
So what if he's 5? At that age, his mother had already given birth.
Also, he might or might not still be older than Ram.
honestly your right lol
never thought of it that way
tho sin seems to be the only one of these who not only shares the personality of someone that young, but the same intelligence too. ram/diz definitely dont seem as young as they are, where as sin does so its kind of confusing
Well... the difference is that Sin was raised by Sol. If there is one thing we know about this guy, it's that he HATES doing his best, even if it's raising a kid.
So, apparently, Sin's education is stunted in someways. He's good at fighting, but beside that...
Fusion not rly, he has more vocabulary than someone of his actual living age, but his personality is very innocent but also rambunctious. He very much acts like a young kid, he just looks like he’s 22 and has a bit more vocab
I think this is my favorite Instant Kill just for the interactions and how raw Sin is I love him
Leo's look gave me a scare for a sec
I thought what kind of dark thought lurk behind this stare
"Stress can't affect sphincter control." 😦
dizzy doesnt even flinch
I like how everyone is either scared/saying this might be a bit much for them or thinking they can take it
and then Zato is telling Sin not to shit himself lol
Whish you've just cut the sentences from the middle so we wouldnt have that little hope to read a full sentence
RAIDEN!
what is an instant kill? Was this an actual feature in Xrd?
It's been in every Guilty Gear game except for Overture and Strive unfortunately.
Hey no fair copying me 😂😂
Some of these go by too fast to register
Whats the name of the song?
Just Do It - Sin Kiske's Theme
Jam is too cute
i love the amount of inuendos in gg
I love how his mom is just like, "Sin, you're getting grounded."
She even goes I hope u don’t do this to your friends
"Give me more ... I want everything!"
"You take after your mother ... "
Oh my God, Ky! Not in front of the children.
cursedex I think like how a child wants lot of toys sin is saying that
@ Guilty Gear was never shy of sexual innuendo
@ I don't really get the joke, what is it exactly?
@@icheatinexam5606 you better leave now young man this is to dirty for your pure youth
@ yeah I realised that later on
I know it's been, like, 3-4 years, but "Give me more... I WANT EVERYTHING" "You take after your mother" still gets me every time
What does it mean
@@Ring_student_yin_sang
One word
sex
@@memesoon5877 but with who
@@Ring_student_yin_sang Basically, Ky is implying that Dizzy is insatiable in bed.
@@luminozero oh i got it now, DAMN
1:19 Faust's eye just popped out of its socket!
Everyone: Oh hell no
Zato-1: *Stress can affect sphincter control*
The heck?
Jam: hug me harder
Ramlethal: This is fine
faust sipping coffee: interesting...
It means he shit himself
*Shat.
Zato-1, obviously.
2:00 Are we just gonna ignore how Ramlethal is the only that blinks in this?
She doesn't doesn't care enough and that's the best part.
its like she was prepared at the start then when he did it it felt like nothing (no this was not meant to be a sex joke)
@@themako7795but due to how it was written it was made one
2:24 "I DID IIIIIT!"
I immediately love this character.
He's saying "RAIDEN" but it's funny to imagine him saying "I DID IIIT" it really fits his character
@@orionblok1240 Hahaha, holy smokes you're right. XD
i love him aswell. Also now i cant unhear “I DID IIIIIT!” and honestly i don’t mind
@@orionblok1240 he does say "I nailed it!" when he wins on strive sometimes
Jam and Raven seem to be enjoying this too much
Raven does enjoy most of these finishers with a certain sort of...enthusiasm.
@@TheMoonHut Raven is immortal to survive his own IK
Oh, I am well aware, but that does not mean that he should be getting off from it.
@@TheMoonHut yea
Jam has a crush on Sin
2:21 When you finally find the guy responsible for ruining your life:
Also, Jam is so thirsty
WingsTM she is to both sin and KY
Couldn't bang his father, she'll bang his son!
1:44
@@kuronoroux8864 fair
HES LIKE 5! I know gears grow to maturity fast but come on Jam!!
Jam: "Yes, You hug me harder!"
Sin: what?
Jam: what?
@@Gamemaster-64 *boom*
@@BadModder | *DESTROYED!*
Amazing how Bedman and Sol can even have the time to roast Sin.
P.S.- Ky is right. Sin did indeed took after his mother. Dude caused a freakin' Hiroshima with a goddamn lariat.
I love how Zato is this supposed edgelord who has died twice(?) and has a demon as his weapon... and yet has the silliest of lines
And based on his strive trailer, his shadow attacks are oddly endearing with having cat-like ears, and his shadow demon tips its top hat at the start of the fight. I've only recently found out about guilty gear, so I thought zato was gonna be a total edgelord based on first impression. XD
If you think Zato is supposed to be an edgelord then you know literally nothing about him
Zato was originally an assassin leader edgelord, and so was his shadow Eddie, who was essentially an evil demon, but after dying and coming back an unfeeling husk he is unconditionally good and way less serious.
@@SmartyPoohBear zato is a edgy bitch but Eddie is a funny guy
"Aw man I think I shit myself"
"Don't worry. I'm invincible."
...Just shut up, and take it.
"You're so aggressive!"
...Just shut up, and take it too.
"W-What if I can't handle it!?"
EVERYONE, JUST FREAKING TAKE IT.
Some,in a "weird" tone
"Don't get cocky, punk."
Username checks out.
Ky literally pull a yo mama joke and a wife diss right before being nuked. What a way to go.
Sin: "I don't know what this is gonna do! Good luck!"
Zato: "Shit yourself."
more like "I just shat myself"
1:43 YO THIS NIGGAS HARD RIGHT NOW
Let's play "Guess who has the bondage kink"
Jam.... saying Raven is cheating
me
I-No most likely does
@@pizzatime9261 That is also cheating
Axl probably does given his IK in this game
Dizzy like: "You are in so much trouble young man"
Stress can affect sphincter control.
Can we talk about Bedman just roasting the shit out of him
I can't get over how Ky's reaction was basically just a heavily layered 'I did your mom'
0:33 Sin finding out that Ram likes Leo
nobody's gonna stop his *-incest-* love-life!
Elphelt always exists
Leo: Dude isn't she like, your aunt?
@@Cyphae1996 Isn't she... Also his aunt XD?
Need me a girl like Jam
Yes
dizzy isn't mad, she's just disappointed
When you use IK to your mom.
Dizzy:No! you mustn't use violence!
And when you use IK to your dad.
Ky:You take after your mother...
That mean the most violence person in Kiske household is.... Congratulations it's Dizzy.LOL
It feel like Dizzy trying to tell her son that she is the only one who can use violence in this household.
And Jam this IK is the most thing you likely to take but if it someone like Potemkin do this IK I wonder what kind of reaction you will do. Good for you it's Sin.
Sorry if my english sucks. -/\-
Other voice pack for Dizzy also has her commenting "Mom will be fine."; and "Don&'t do this to your friend, alright?"; when taking Sin's IK.
Fuckin'; chill Dizzy is LOL
tavatchai2 u
@ So both Dizzy and Ky are pretty greedy when they want something. *Just like children. **_Awwwwn!_* 😍😨
@ Thanks! And a good night to you! 😊👍
@ He meant more power as Ky is likely holding back against his son
0:27 poor may 🥺
Just noticed nobody said anything about how Leo looked like a total villain that was fuckin cool
“Don’t worry, I’m invincible”
-he was not
1:35 crush much?
Itai Sprachman yeah she try to seduce ky and sin
she calls every guy she finds cute to work at her restaurant.. venom too
Even Bridget
I love Jam so much (not literally.) I really need her back in Strive
Me: "Prepare to die, thot!"
Jam: "Hug me harder!"
Me: *".............This is such bullshit."*
Man... i miss instant kills.
i mean, health is so low in strive, do you even need them?
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 They've always been there just to flex for style
Btw, instant kills are gonna be added in strive season 3 I think
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447health has nothing to do with it, just having the option to just delete someone is reason enough
@@dokutah7374 reason enought to have them, or not to have them?
Guy: "u gonna die though"
Mai: "Push me harder"
she said "stop it, your eyes are scary"
As always, Ram looks dead inside
Am I the only one that saw Fauth's Eye pop out of his hole of his Paper Bag when he got hit?
I did too. It's also in one of his "hit" animations.
Faust, and yes, even watching the video normally you can see his damn eye pop out
Is this the first time we see Johnny's eyes behind his sunglasses?
You see his eyes when he does his instant kill on someone in this game.
0:31 Your....... eyes?
He have an gear eye behind the eyepatch, so yeah, "your eyes"
Ram and Zato look like they couldn't care less while Jam and Raven are enjoying themselves in the disaster
0:25 damm jhonny got some raw ass lines.
How did we go from this to Strive having like 3 unique intros and victory lines per character and that's it
Pandemic
bruh the shade on leo's face, he looks like hes boutta friggin murder him
“Better hope this kills me boy” type energy.
Zato being my spirit animal in this is a total shock.
I love how Ramlethal doesn't give a single damn
Is Zato trying to say he shit himself? That Sin is going to shit himself? I'm so fucking confused.
One of the few times Slayer is taking it seriously.
Yet the only time he's sweating is during Fausts instakill.
1:33 imagine being so touch starved that you’d take being held in place as they ram you THROUGH MOUNTAINS!!
D-Definitely isn’t me… definitely not…
Bro why is leo deathstaring like ☻️
man if strive doesn't have these instant kills im going to be so sad
I've got some unfortunate news for you
Yep, unfortunately they had to cut the Instant Kills.
W h y
Ky’s reaction was OD
Is no one gonna point our this fucker was making SLAYER sweat? Like holy shit
1:19 never noticed faust's eye popping out like that lol
This game is so damn gorgeous
0:34 if I was sin I would shit my pants
0:39 is that a Santa Reinder Alt Color?
this instant kills are Killing me!
Dizzy: "I need a word with you once we're done here, SIN."
1:35 Ah shit, she's into this...
How dare u kill ur parents
Thu Phuong their strong really strong
Thu Phuong Naaaaah! They're fiiiine! ;) _I think..._
I like how dizzy doesn't give a fuck the only concern she had was teaching her son to not use violence
Another reaction she has is telling. She knows she can deal with it. "Just don't do this to your friends, okay?"
1:35 Ayo? 😳😳😳
1:47 AYO?! 😲😲😲
A *bit* too late to be saying that Dizzy.
No, it's bad to want to destroy your own parents
Ramlethal is so polite.
i love your edits
Thanks :-)
9 months later i also appreciate them
@@hianerawr81 2 years later and same
Nobody :
Leo : Angry Goku Face (Meme)
"Not fair you copied me"
I'm surprised that I-no's reaction wasn't perverted.
Sin: I'm going all out.
I-no: OH YES! FINISH IT! DON'T PULL OUT!
Sin: Wait... what? You know I'm like 3 years old right?
I-no: uhhhh... oh god.
When she beats him she stops and says that he's probably too young and that she's not a criminal. Then in the next game does terrorism.
"yes,hug me harder"
Plisss be gentle
Jam's gone full Cougar mode
“Sin how dare you try to kill me you are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 811838272884948157299482618304814829406049176173959926628404 years go to your room now”
"Stop, your eyes are scaring me!"
Um... May... I think you meant his "eye"...😬