Thanks for watching, If you'd like to check out my stand up comedy I've just released a professionally filmed live show on my website! It's called "Death Threats Don't Scare Me." and full of jokes that aren't safe for TV (or anywhere really) Stream/Download here: lewspears.com/watch
Just started following you a few months ago but I've watched a bunch of your videos. Gotta say this is by far your best one I've seen, I think your brand of humor does very well in this type of format. Hope to see more of these types of videos in the future!
@@garyterry5876 well.... Yes. I am. A feminist wants equal rights for *both* men and women. A man-hater is somebody that pretty much thinks all men are useless and should die.
It is. But Australian government are a fucking joke and were scared of the left, so they got away with it. Lucky they went under not oo long after that story aired though.
@@Bruh-kl1fr Exactly right. it's bigotry and sexism on a federal level in this case. Highly illegal, but us aussies took none of it, they went bust pretty soon after.
Thanks for watching BMB. You may have noticed a slight change to the intro. The good news is, the intro now has sound effects! The bad news is I forgot to put the intro music in too. Maybe if this crowdfund goes well enough I can hire a fucking editor that knows what they're doing: igg.me/at/lewspears
My fear is chocolate giving me diabetes which will technically kill me sooner or later and my dog will have no one as a friend in the house and he too will one day find that chocolate which killed me and consume it making chocolate, kill that dog.
When feminists bring up the wage gap, they always bring up the AVERAGE income between all men and women in this country. Does anyone else think the fact that non university women go for jobs like waitress, cashier, hairdressing and other beauty related jobs instead of what the non uni men choose like carpentry, plumbing, electrician, concreting, brick laying, heavy equipment operator etc is what's really fucking up their average?
No, you just don't have to pay extra. They're not gonna give discounts to females; that would mean losing more money. Instead, they'll just raise the price for men, coincidentally resulting in them losing half of their customers to Barry's coffee shop across the road.
Or you could dress up like a Kardashian and just avail that discount and if they dont let you, take it to social media and maybe, just maybe, the kardashians might see it and adopt you and then you basically become rich and can do whatever the fuck you want to. Enjoy living a rich life buddy.
Lewis spears is funny as, but let's be real, staring at a wall in a pitch black room wearing sound cancelling earphones for 33 years straight is a better time then watching ANYTHING with keemstar in it, YUCK
My mom got acupuncture for her dog to treat her athletic injuries. an actual vet did the procedure, so really it was just a massage for the doggo (physical therapy) and then some needles. i still give her crap for that lol
Not sure if this is my autism speaking, but Lew this is some of your best work. Please keep it up. There was good variety in the news stories and your commentary was top notch. Much better than the cancer that is miscileneous bit at the end.
It's funny you mentioned it Lewis. I actually stopped sponsoring a child when I became a patron of yours. But at least you have the decency to dance for your money!
Honestly you look like the son of micheal bay and david cummberbatch who always wanted to work in a broadway musical then got turned down then you found nickleback and wanted to start your own band called "black robes" Maybe thats why no one follows you on instagram
this is the first time someone made a joke about putting fake subtitles over a foreign language and i actually speak that language. I must say, way funnier if u understand it
> shit talks antivaxxers for not putting needles in their dog > starts talking about dog acupuncture > “why would you ever put needles in a dog?” > uhh guy
Thanks for watching,
If you'd like to check out my stand up comedy I've just released a professionally filmed live show on my website!
It's called "Death Threats Don't Scare Me." and full of jokes that aren't safe for TV (or anywhere really)
Stream/Download here: lewspears.com/watch
Just started following you a few months ago but I've watched a bunch of your videos. Gotta say this is by far your best one I've seen, I think your brand of humor does very well in this type of format. Hope to see more of these types of videos in the future!
Why doesent the intro have music
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Lewis Spears You most def need to do some comedy, or rather just post more vids like these !! Much love Netherlands
Lewis Spears maybe the women should stop doing the dishes in the house and go wash them at there job
My dog won't stop barking. I think he might have tourettes guys.
Yeah bro it's because vaccines
It's those people saying earth is globe, smh they brainwashing dogs
It’s those damn phones
Its because of the vaccines #antivax
You can stop the tourettes with a big rock to the head
just say you identify as female in that cafe. bam, no more 18% increase
Sorry but you can only identify as something yr not if yr a crazy left wing nutter
gotohell What, is there a fucking dress code or something?
@@letsbehonest4221 "no vagina, no service"🤣
It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable
@@111ohno those psychologists are
1 - forced to play along
2 - they get big $ kick back for playing along
5:37 how about just paying their employees the same? That would actually be equal pay.
You think feminist want equality? Hahaha
@@ziarahman3406 you're thinking of man haters
@@QuattroPogjeena You're thinking there's a difference
@@garyterry5876 well.... Yes. I am. A feminist wants equal rights for *both* men and women. A man-hater is somebody that pretty much thinks all men are useless and should die.
@@garyterry5876 some people have just moved beyond feminism to man-hating and still think of themselves as feminists.
An 18% premium for men? Sounds like A LITERAL CRIME
It is. But Australian government are a fucking joke and were scared of the left, so they got away with it. Lucky they went under not oo long after that story aired though.
@@Bruh-kl1fr
Exactly right. it's bigotry and sexism on a federal level in this case. Highly illegal, but us aussies took none of it, they went bust pretty soon after.
I love how he roasted the funders at the end!!
I wondered if a guy tried going into the cafe and said "I self identify as female". That would be the first thing I tried
I would do that just to troll them. 😂
If you do that and they still charge you the 18 percent just call them transphobic and get it shut down
@@Bruh-kl1fr im not suprised
Thanks for watching BMB. You may have noticed a slight change to the intro.
The good news is, the intro now has sound effects!
The bad news is I forgot to put the intro music in too.
Maybe if this crowdfund goes well enough I can hire a fucking editor that knows what they're doing: igg.me/at/lewspears
Lewis Spears haha was wondering why it had no music
You need new recording equipment for when you go out
Shit I'm early. Can still tell this vids gonna be a fucken ripper tho 🤙🏻
@0:25 Correct
Lewis Spears can you read this please thanks
At least he's honest about begging for instagram followers
I have a rational fear of chocolate killing dogs.
22Sion that's actually a pretty legit fear.
I have a rational fear of chocolate-killing dogs. Not to be confused with the completely irrational fear of chocolate, killing dogs.
My dog doesn't kill chocolate... it kills watermelon!
hmmm my fear is of killer chocolate dogs
My fear is chocolate giving me diabetes which will technically kill me sooner or later and my dog will have no one as a friend in the house and he too will one day find that chocolate which killed me and consume it making chocolate, kill that dog.
Why doesn't the Café just stop paying their female employees 18% less then their male employees?
C'mon Lewis we all know that fucken microphone isn't connected
I like how they called it „premium“ for men, like wtf do we get from it? Are we allowed to sexually harass the female employees or what?
That balling lady's thing is actually precious
When feminists bring up the wage gap, they always bring up the AVERAGE income between all men and women in this country. Does anyone else think the fact that non university women go for jobs like waitress, cashier, hairdressing and other beauty related jobs instead of what the non uni men choose like carpentry, plumbing, electrician, concreting, brick laying, heavy equipment operator etc is what's really fucking up their average?
Too bad they tone out coherent arguments
@@Bruh-kl1fr This was three years ago, I’ve since pulled my head out of my ass and stopped being a cringey anti-feminist.
Good luck with that.
@@cosmicjenny4508 based
"Dumbest joke I've ever written in my life" yet i still fucking cackled
The intro theme is missing
My favourite BMB yet. Keep up the good work, can't wait for the next one
I like how the cafe who charges more for men is actually braking the law
The fact that the clip u used for the isis representative was just an imam talking about the month of Ramadan cracked me the fuck up lmao
I like the just for show mic on the desk. Just to spite the blue yeti
Wait does this mean if I say im transgender I get a discount
+Max Von Britannia And if they don't, make a big fuss, sue the bastards, and get a billion dollars. Win, win.
No, you pay the regular price. It's a voluntary surcharge. You don't have to pay it.
No, you just don't have to pay extra. They're not gonna give discounts to females; that would mean losing more money. Instead, they'll just raise the price for men, coincidentally resulting in them losing half of their customers to Barry's coffee shop across the road.
Or you could dress up like a Kardashian and just avail that discount and if they dont let you, take it to social media and maybe, just maybe, the kardashians might see it and adopt you and then you basically become rich and can do whatever the fuck you want to. Enjoy living a rich life buddy.
#givejacobtothecannibals
It's 1:30 in the morning and I thought that said "give a job to the cannibals" for a minute lol
#freejacob 😭😭😭
164K subs in the video but actually 163K subs?
+Branden Stewart-Richardson Haha, 1,000+ people unsubbed, *just* to make that joke work...
At any point where they charge me more for my gender, I just asked them “did you assume my gender?”
Needless to say, I can’t go to hipster cafes now.
He’s like a better version of drama alert.
Lewis spears is funny as, but let's be real, staring at a wall in a pitch black room wearing sound cancelling earphones for 33 years straight is a better time then watching ANYTHING with keemstar in it, YUCK
@@unironicdab6298 I dont even like thinking about keemstar
For a second I thought that the maximum prison thing was real until he said that they put the old ladies in prison
Gotta love that last joke
This dude should have hit a million by now. Tf is going on
Fucken Jacob going round the world in 80 days.
Lewis: its in Melbourne because of course it is.
Me in Melbourne: u right
Jacob Satorious is like herpes incurable, fades away and then comes fucking back
I haven't laughed so hard in a looong time, thanks. Also, I don't know why but I get some Monty Python vibes from this style and I love it
The train card in arm guys name is 'Meow Ludo Disco Gamma Meow Meow'
You are one of the funniest youtubers I’ve watched
My mom got acupuncture for her dog to treat her athletic injuries. an actual vet did the procedure, so really it was just a massage for the doggo (physical therapy) and then some needles. i still give her crap for that lol
2:15 dog side, coronavirus vaccine lol
Ahahahahahaha this is one of your best mate you're a rising star
Not sure if this is my autism speaking, but Lew this is some of your best work. Please keep it up. There was good variety in the news stories and your commentary was top notch. Much better than the cancer that is miscileneous bit at the end.
I thought the bowling ladies thing was cute..
It's funny you mentioned it Lewis. I actually stopped sponsoring a child when I became a patron of yours.
But at least you have the decency to dance for your money!
The 18% is voluntary. Men don't *have* to pay it.
Lmao 500 people unsubscribed because we're down to 163,500 instead of 164,000 someone has a good sense of humor
I like how the isis speech had nothing to do with the us military.
Love your views on vaccines!
Keep up the good vids
word has it jacob is still on tour to this day
4:55 Yo Lewis you don't need a apostrophe
Do you wear the same shit everyday
Knockerz Jp :')
this could be causing the instagram issue
Knockerz Jp helps with that decision fatigue ya know
I doubt he can find anything his size
Nitro_Dubs including his condoms
2:16 he already knew about coronavirus in 2017
I AM FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS.
Nice video Lewis, keep up the great stuff :)
that subtle dig at John Oliver lmao
The Jacob thing is actually kind of true tho?
2:17 dog side he is living 2 years in the future
What’s so stupid is that the wage gap is gone
I know I'm late, but if I was in Melbourne, I'd just go to a different café
You should have went there and pulled an “EXCUSE ME, ITS MAAM”
Great idea, Timothy!
Neat plug at the end.
Honestly you look like the son of micheal bay and david cummberbatch who always wanted to work in a broadway musical then got turned down then you found nickleback and wanted to start your own band called "black robes"
Maybe thats why no one follows you on instagram
You forgot that he likes to feed his dying ego 456 lbs of your sadness and anguish every day
ahhahahahahahhaahah 100% accurate
ponyta master Honestly you sound like you're trying too hard to be funny because that made no fucking sense and was not relatable whatsoever
That description was the funniest thing I've read this year. It helps me struggle through the miscellaneous bit at the end.
He looks like the tall kid from hey Arnold
dammit these are just the best
This was really funny 😂 please make more 👏👏👏
I've got that "All the bowling ladies" song stuck in my head. Looks like I better drill a hole in my head to let the evil spirits out.
3:40 ah yes the joke is that the subtitles are
" *incorrect* " thank you lew for giving me a joke i can understand
Loved your point about the wage gap. Seems that most attempts for gender equality are trying to bring men down instead of women up.
your jacket fits you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo well
I have a rational fear of chocolate-killing dogs. Not to be confused with the completely irrational fear of chocolate, killing dogs.
I have an autistic dog, it's called a cat.
2:21 well cats are believed to have it
Watching this in 2021 and it feels kinda nice seeing his IG followers go from 16k fo 60k
Feminist: We want gender Equal Pay
Charges males more by 18% instead of raising woman pay.
Mad that people decided to unsubscribe rather than subscribe to change the posted 124K number
That moment when you realise that Jacob Satorious gets more poontang than what I get. RIP life.
A man who roasts his own supporters for begin jerks. I can get behind this guy lmao
Shieeeet Lewis is sounding like Alex Jones hahahaha I love it
The cafe probably only researches within they’re own cafe
I fucking love this. Keep it up Lewis
2:30 damn, his face redder than the "on-air sign"
*great idea timothy*
lol to that last part
love you lew! keep up the good shit man
i met jacob sartorius at the brisbane concert lmao
Word of the day *drum roll* AUTISM!!
I love this show
Hey Lewis,
Did you end up going to help build Marina Joyce's temple in Peru.?
Anyway great video. And yes Jacob Sharttorioues needs an education
Phew, I'm not sociopathic, I'm too broke to afford either.
Theres a scene from doctor who in the old ladies bit
this is the first time someone made a joke about putting fake subtitles over a foreign language and i actually speak that language. I must say, way funnier if u understand it
> shit talks antivaxxers for not putting needles in their dog > starts talking about dog acupuncture > “why would you ever put needles in a dog?” > uhh guy
*all the bowling ladies*
Great work mate lovely product keep it up
I fucking loved this
Jacob Sartorius is definitely EPIC.
still a classic video
*Sigh* First we have four seasons in a Day, and now we have a hipster cafe. Dammit, Melbourne.
I got a dog food commercial before this
Are you fucking kidding me the Man was talking about a completely another thing
i fucking love this show
yeah boy lewis sick video