Girlfriend Accidentally Makes a S#!t Tsunami During a Barnes & Noble Date and KILLS EVERYONE (ASMR)
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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I am so childish, the fucking title alone nearly has me crying from laughter
Same
I feel you buddy
This is not what I meant by someone hitting rock bottom bro
I can go beyond rock bottom 💪💪💪
@@Wyst_eriaI can go beyond air top
💀
We brought a drill to go lower
@@Wyst_eria this is absolutely unnacceptable by any means
I read the title and thought “there is no way that happens in the audio”…
I do not lie to my captive audience
Bruh same
Nah this shi wild asf to even be exist😭😭😭
I gotta stay on par with the other joke ones 💪💪💪
NO FR
@@Wyst_eria "Joke". Sure. Lol
The panic in her voice is so freaking real💀
NO NOT THE BARNES & NOBLE, GOD ITS SO WELL EDITED
Thank you I put my whole wysussy into it
@@Wyst_eria:(
barnusssy@@Wyst_eria
@@Wyst_eria oh 😭❣️
Bro sent this banger to the groupchat 😭
That’s a real one tell bro I said Thank You *blasts Jimmy Fallon by Yuno Miles*
I saw this on my lil bros history tab should I be worried ⁉️⁉️
if this is the worst thing involving asmr in his history, then yall are blessed
@@chinezerebel9443 imma be real dawg I probably have worse in my history I should not be yapping
@@shartwastakenreal
He just needed to sleep I fell asleep straight away
i laughed so hard, i have no idea how you came up with this masterpiece, it´s perfect
It was 6 am and I had a dream
@@Wyst_eriaHELP😭😭
@@Wyst_eria IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAMMNM.. 👀
@@joshualeahy2162 oh no I stayed up til 6 and was like “huh what if I did this” and then I did it fjjdkfks
@@Wyst_eria Truly a masterpiece was born, your mind both scares and attracts me. ☠️ 🙏
“Dear Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you the time you got diarrhea and Barnes & Noble.”
out of all names you chose Gretchen...
@@nayev118its from mean girls
@@Savannah0785 Ohh thanks
*Cautionary Tale plays in the background 👀*
Regina: she really got diarrhea?! That loser!
If she's not like this, then she not it
Real 🗣️🗣️🙏🙏💥💥🔥🔥✈️✈️
What I’ve been sayin’ the whole damn time!
i gotchu bae 😘
@@morxcl frfrfr
Pants: shidded.
she shidded everyone's pants
I am a GROWN 29 YEAR OLD MAN AND POOP JOKES STILL GET ME
This is disgusting... but also the funniest thing I've seen all day. Well done.
WE SLEEPING SO HARD AND PEACEFULL TO THIS, LIKE A BABIES🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
btw a cute and nice idea: date in a chernobyl power plant reactor 4, right before the explosion (going wholesome)
now THIS is something i can relate to🗣🔥🔥 (I will never forget that day in early June)
I agree with this man
SO IT WAS YOU WHO RUINED MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!
What happened in early June?
SO IT WAS YOU!!!!!
This goes great with Boyfriend Farts on You Then Gastrically Implodes, thanks so much 😄
Bro we just saw that ahhh
YEEEAAAHH BABY!
I just saw that
I JUST CAME BACK FROM LISTENING TO THAT ONE 😭
I watched this on call with my friend and we were both SCREAMING oml😭
There's way too much editing for a shit tsunami drowning asmr audio
I hope you had a shittastic immersive experience 🫶🤎
This is actually so funny and well edited LMAO
That barnes & noble air be hitting different 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
I CANT DO THIS I SAW THE TITLE AND SAID "theres no way thats actually in the audio" BUT IT WAS
@@siwnx it never fails to make me laugh with how many ppl somehow think I am clickbaiting 😭
@@siwnx cLICK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE
so this ended up in my recommended.
Hiiii Skyyyyyy :D
i know what u r@@Wyst_eria
@@fallingtowardstheskynuh uh
A Shih Tzu named Nami? Awww, that's just adorable!
Boy, do I have something to tell you…
She made a dog? What kind of freaky shih is she on?
@@RealZai12 All in the name of science! Pungently fragrant science!
The gurgling bahahhaha
Wtf
Fun fact: I was gargling water and choked so the “coughing up water” bit was real and I was dying a little
Aint no way that shit was flooding literally
the muffled shart noises
God my walls would look a nice shade of red rn
this really was.. this really was our jujutsu kaisen yuji... she said nah id win and then got stand proud you can shit..
HEY DON'T FLUSH IT THAT'S MY DINNER
WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
Best comment here.
I like how you said Barnes and nobles because that place always makes you wanna use the restroom
Memory deletion process has started.
Commented just so you'd get a notification on this video so you don't forget.
@@franksmith8445 maan i was forget about it and i just started day with this vid xD
Hello, rewatch the video now!
Yo, i was eating..
@@yukimerukun i’ll see you in a few weeks
Not me cackling as I watch this on the shitter 🤣 thank you 🙏
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS???!!! I am laughing hysterically!!! What a masterpiece hahahahhaha
I am so thankful to the RUclips algorithm for showing me this masterpiece... 10/10 really shittastic
If I show this to my therapist can I commit the sewer slide
No
Oh please if you would show that to you're therapist he would need a second therapist
Therapist, The rapist, 2 different things
sometimes, just sometimes, the youtube algorithm gets it right. this is one of those times
The muffled shit 😭😭😭
It’s 2 am what am I doing
Listening to the audio in the video profoundly changed my life. The narration was so powerful that it touched me deeply, offering a new perspective and emotional connection to the subject matter. It not only enhanced my understanding but also inspired me to explore new interests and motivated me to make positive changes in my life.
Oh my god this is hilarious and not at all what I expected. I thought it was a joke! (Still listening to it right now, and it just gets funnier and funnier.) 😂
There's no death worse than drowning in toilet water
Drops this masterpiece out of nowhere, doesn't post anything else. Fucking legend
Don't let her go to taco bell.
I’ve been in this spiral of these parody ASMR videos for so long that I’m actually starting to get real ones in my recommended 😭
I don't know how this ended up in my recommended. I dont even listen to asmr. But this is peak relaxation at its finest
There is no way, why is so accurate. The title felt like clickbait, but we got exactly what was promised, and more. 😭😭😭😭😭
these meme ASMRs fuel me!
1:32 THE SOUND EFFECT!
I fell into the wackiest rabbit hole
So much fart noises, this is too amazing, funny as shit.😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
I have found the best content genre on the Internet. MORE! The more unnecessarily specific details, the better!
thats definitely one way to start up a new channel😂
emotional
Leik if u cri evriteim 😢😢😢😢
@@Wyst_eria i cried 3501 times watching this only once
I am sobbing crying on the floor
The drowning voice acting was a bit too impressive I actually got chills
@@h0rn3d_h1st0r1an LMAO ofc I recorded myself but the one at the end was a random sound byte I found and thought it was perfect heheh
The barnes and noble shits, happens to the best of us
This is the 29th audio i have listed too down this ASMR rabbit hole
This is the one of the funniest audio i have encountered i haven't encountered many funny ones!
I hope to run into you again! And as always keep up the good work!
how wholesome....
I CANT SWIM!! -girlfriend
Can’t let the homies know I fw this🗣️🔥
I thought i misread the title somehow but nope you delivered
I would never lie to you my wonderful captive audience ❤
A shakespearean tale
This helped me sleep so fast it’s crazy
Excellent joke, was laughing the whole way through!
1:23 knocked me tf out 😴
damn if she held that in she genuinely would've exploded
I did not expect this in my recommendations 😭😭😭😭😭
okay man what the flip😭🙏
OH GREAT HEAVENS
I’d say the date went pretty well
LETS GOOO WHERE WE GOING NEXT
@@Wyst_eria I think a Wendy’s honestly
@@pronto-fonto fuck yeah I love wendy’s
@@Wyst_eria looks like another date plan is set 🗿🗿🗿
100/10 would listen while falling asleep again. this is what REAL asmr is.
This is it. This is the best gf asmr meme video on RUclips
My type of asmr
This gotta be the best one
Are you proud of what you've created? ARE YOU PROUD??? THIS DISGUSTING AMALGAMATION OF AUDIO?
great work btw
the fact that this exists is even crazier 😭
What have I just watched
Hell
The rabbit hole is fun
It's hard to NOT imagine the taste of the brown water...
Clogged toilets? Call "Needeep N' Schitt Plumbing" today! ^^
That's not rock bottom , that's the darkest depths of the void 😭
I feel someone got off to this, or will get off to this in the future
within minutes I was holding back laughing
this would kill a medieval aristocrat
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while.
Got silenced in the discord for sending this 😔 (it was worth it)
Doing God’s Work
Fun fact, some people get immense need to defecate after entering an old library, is a mystery why it happens but is believed to be related to the fungi that make the old book smell. What I try to say is that the background is weirdly fitting.
I know one thing though everybody is going to have pink eye after this
GODDAYUM!!! What the hell did she eat!? 🤣
Lots and lots of carrots.
She got hit with the Wrath of Aoki
i wonder if someone unironically listens to this as asmr
Wow that first date was ..... Pretty shitty
Is this the best side of RUclips?
2:35 animal crossing
NOT THE COLEEN HOOVER STAND
ts would never happen i would drink it all befor the tsunami forms
@@Geyre a legend.. the hero we all deserve.. thank you…. For saving us all…
Oh a little chocolate queef
This had me on the floor for 4 days straight
This is a nightmare. I wana wake up.😭
What’s worse? What’s in front of you right now or not knowing what awaits you in the waking world? Maybe a dream is not so bad.
@@Wyst_eriastop trying to make me scared 😭
Im so at the bottom dawg
This is amazing.
I fell asleep within 3 seconds to this one
i love this.