1 hour of silence occasionally broken from Don Quixote

There is no sinner that can outmatch this one's level of passion. An avid aficionada of all things Fixer, she adorns herself with a variety of Fixer-related merchandise. They won't affect her performance in combat one way or another, so there is no need for you to restrict her from keeping her decorations. She is deeply immersed in the role of a righteous Fixer, hence the exaggerated mannerisms akin to those of an actor. (Has such a thing ever existed, really?) It's advised to play along with her for a smooth mission.
I LOVE LIMBUS COMPANY. WHOS LIMBUS, AND WHY DO THEY OWN A COMPANY?!
Don Quixote voice: • [ Limbus Company ] Don...

[@flyinggorilla5457]

Scene start - Woman is crying at a park bench as a man rushes over. "What's wrong?!?!"
Woman looks up, her eyes red from crying. "My friend's won't let me join their bus!"
"Why not?"
Woman gestures to phone, as the ad shows off the mentioned units."My friend has Index Gregor with 10 million attack power," A jpg of Index Gregor flashes by with a number rapidly growing from 0 to 10 million, flashing golden with thunder."- And the other one has Ilu Rodion with the power to burn through enemies," A short gameplay snippet shows off a group of enemies dying to burn damage as Rodion plays her win animation"- But I have no rare identities!"
Man laughs with a smile, grabbing her phone to show off what he means. "Don't worry, new players right now can get 30 free rolls! So you can get all sorts of rare identities!" A snippet of gameplay shows off the summoning animation with a big glowing 30x in a corner.
Woman's face brightens as she grabs her phone back, pressing on it. "Wow!" A burst of gameplay reveals the summoning animation for a rare variant of Faust. "I just got the limited Hana Assocation Faust!" The man smiles and nods, continuing to talk-
"And that's not all! New players also get a bunch of free enkephalin boxes, so you can easily keep playing even when you use up all your energy, to get all sorts of powerful EGOs to make the sinners more powerful!" A cut in of gameplay shows off multiple EGO animations, the last one being one using Faust. "And, right now they're giving away a free 4 star Blade Linage Yi Sang!" A cut in of Yi Sang doing an attack plays out.
Woman laughs as she smiles, nodding her head
"Now my friends will be begging me to let them onto my bus~!"
Ad fades out for the Limbus Logo as her friends rush in the scene, on their knees and begging at her
"LIMBUS COMPANY DOWNLOAD NOW AND USE CODE LIMBUSWEEP!"

[@ceruleanfixer]

oh my god i seen this in the projectmoon community hub discord and seeing this again makes me wanna distort

[@flyinggorilla5457]

@@ceruleanfixer listen to the voice

[@eepiest-malkuth]

@@ceruleanfixer same.

[@flyinggorilla5457]

Silent guy: “what is this and this and that and that!”
Clockwork orange girl: “this is the library of ruina, keep your eyes buttered at it!”
Silent guy: “I am looking one by one!"
i made this one :)

[@wallisbudge4022]

Perfect, I'll use that code now!
Oh wait...

[@pearl8555]

I hope other pm fans will be blessed with the Don Quixote ad

[@rolando5530]

I didn't know I needed it in my life until now

[@70jcarbon]

don quixote

[@wallisbudge4022]

Thank you, this is the One Perfect Book my life was missing.

[@sulliedhalcyon]

3:43 :)
edit: OH SHIT THERE WERE MORE

[@aphantom.7165]

Yahoo

[@eepiest-malkuth]

I NEEDED TGIS

[@CM_]

5:40

[@PinkOrangeOrangePink]

Who is Mr Lim B Company?

[@TheBrother34]

42:50, wtf