Medieval 2 Total War - The Polish Experience

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  • Опубликовано: 10 авг 2021
  • You asked for it, here it is at last - smacznego
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    Music:
    Czerwone Jagody: • Polish Folk Song - Cze...
    Super Mario Odyssey - Jump Up, Super Star! Qumu Remix: • Super Mario Odyssey - ...
    Lipka Zielona: • Polish Folk Song - Lip...
    "Ciężkie czasy legionera" - Polish Legionary Song: • "Ciężkie czasy legione...
    Medieval 2 Total War, the Polish Experience
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Комментарии • 867

  • @TheBobes
    @TheBobes 3 года назад +1991

    The DOOM intro is a masterpiece. I can already hear the Polish celebrating over the border.

    • @redskull8354
      @redskull8354 3 года назад +6

      Ehhh. Which one m8?

    • @grzegorzwielgus6092
      @grzegorzwielgus6092 2 года назад +17

      Nope. Still depressed but intro is epic.

    • @kamilosowski3889
      @kamilosowski3889 2 года назад +26

      You are terribly mistaken. It's not celebration you are hearing. It a sound of Poles fighting each other on a day to day basis ;)

    • @AcidHeat
      @AcidHeat 2 года назад +13

      It's been a little over a week and we're starting to run out of beer... Igor got the boys in his maluch and they set off in search of alcohol... we haven't heard from them in 3 days we're starting to worry we might get sober before he returns. Even worse we are out of bigos and ogórki kiszone that means vodka is out of the equation it would be barbaric to drink it without zagrycha. Its tough send help

    • @ponczos_2293
      @ponczos_2293 2 года назад +3

      We DO brother! We indeed do

  • @jonaszklimala
    @jonaszklimala 2 года назад +982

    Lewandowski kicking a canonball is like a cherry on the top

  • @Pertinax69
    @Pertinax69  3 года назад +889

    I thought I'd try making this one longer with more battle scenes, lmk what you think

    • @davidshepherd1634
      @davidshepherd1634 3 года назад +68

      I liked it. The longer the better lol. Keep 'em coming!

    • @MD-yd8lh
      @MD-yd8lh 3 года назад +6

      Dobrze

    • @milogaming1992
      @milogaming1992 3 года назад +6

      hussars memes plz :D

    • @codyi5232
      @codyi5232 3 года назад +4

      Excellent!

    • @Since-zx9js
      @Since-zx9js 3 года назад +6

      The longer the better brother
      At least thats what she said.

  • @marcosoddu3115
    @marcosoddu3115 3 года назад +812

    Immediately added to my three favorite videos ❤️:
    1. Sassanid experience
    2. Polish exp.
    3. Seleucid exp.

    • @Stormvermin-bx1lh
      @Stormvermin-bx1lh 2 года назад +13

      My favorite is the Eastern Roman Empire experience from Yrridian.

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 2 года назад

      @@Stormvermin-bx1lh "I like money"

    • @Ahrone1586
      @Ahrone1586 2 года назад

      @@indrickboreale7381 what

    • @indrickboreale7381
      @indrickboreale7381 2 года назад

      @@Ahrone1586 Eastern Roman Empire generates a lot of money

  • @nokesysthoughts4293
    @nokesysthoughts4293 3 года назад +1130

    Chad Polish Woodsman for the win

    • @CommanderBohn
      @CommanderBohn 2 года назад +11

      Damn right he is.

    • @AlroMarcil
      @AlroMarcil 2 года назад +1

      @@CommanderBohn Chadmeryka

    • @The_Custos
      @The_Custos 2 года назад +2

      Croat axemen with an armour upgrade are strong, useful, and dirt cheap.

  • @piotrekg7145
    @piotrekg7145 3 года назад +638

    As a polish guy I got to say it's a masterpiece

    • @hery50
      @hery50 2 года назад +6

      oj tak byczku

    • @Since2010The1
      @Since2010The1 2 года назад +2

      Same haha

    • @mattybhoy6522
      @mattybhoy6522 2 года назад +3

      As an Afrikaaner I stand with Poland for anything. I think our belief system is very similar and we would get on well

  • @petersellei9101
    @petersellei9101 2 года назад +789

    Me, as a Hungarian: We will watch your carrier with great intrests

    • @jackdaone6469
      @jackdaone6469 2 года назад +3

      *career

    • @stefanmenel633
      @stefanmenel633 2 года назад +20

      Me, as a Pole: We will watch you watching his career with great interest with great interest

    • @adolfknitler1289
      @adolfknitler1289 2 года назад +11

      @@stefanmenel633 this is getting out of hand, now there is two of them watching with great interest.

    • @jumapl9706
      @jumapl9706 2 года назад +2

      @@adolfknitler1289 two of them is alredy doing it with a milion more well on the way

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 2 года назад +2

      @@adolfknitler1289 I'm About To Make It 3.

  • @Rohv
    @Rohv 3 года назад +267

    I can't believe this game is 15 years old. Still looks great with some fanmade graphical tweaks.

    • @cryohellinc
      @cryohellinc 2 года назад +2

      Which graphical mods are you talking about?

  • @PopeRecords
    @PopeRecords 2 года назад +95

    5:20, How perfect is that, he saw the town "Hof" and saw the perfect joke, I love this man.

  • @maximjanignacik5137
    @maximjanignacik5137 3 года назад +541

    Aaah yes, The chad polish woodsmen vs virgin german knights. The best combo.

    • @Back4Fungame
      @Back4Fungame 2 года назад +17

      *Ich bin triggerung*

    • @yamnayaseed356
      @yamnayaseed356 2 года назад +6

      It's more like the Polish spearmen, they can take pretty much any unit

    • @herschelschueler
      @herschelschueler 2 года назад

      @@yamnayaseed356 we got the wood to do them good. 😂

    • @herschelschueler
      @herschelschueler 2 года назад +1

      @@Back4Fungame chad polish woodsmen don't get triggered. *insert gigachad picture here followed by sigma male grindset music*

    • @Back4Fungame
      @Back4Fungame Год назад

      @@Winter_Maus respect teutonic authority

  • @Maxilichard
    @Maxilichard 3 года назад +407

    Great job, but missed opportunity for a Witcher reference.
    P.S. still waiting for a Sicilian Experience!

    • @MrBell-iq3sm
      @MrBell-iq3sm 3 года назад +34

      There are so many Sopranos or Mafia jokes in general you could make with the Sicilian Experience.

    • @Karakanow
      @Karakanow 2 года назад

      And Hurtownia jaboli reference

  • @Gabagool802
    @Gabagool802 3 года назад +240

    Most cultured channel on this platform, prove me wrong.

  • @michaelbastone7715
    @michaelbastone7715 3 года назад +58

    Bolesław, get the kielbasas.

  • @Zach-mw5so
    @Zach-mw5so 3 года назад +1567

    As someone who’s part Hungarian I’m inclined to watch literally anything that has to do with Poland. :) 🇵🇱 🇭🇺 ❤️

    • @jakasnazwa6599
      @jakasnazwa6599 3 года назад +78

      And God bless you for that my Hungarian brother

    • @redskull8354
      @redskull8354 3 года назад +3

      @@jakasnazwa6599 Nieźle xd

    • @tymekka3031
      @tymekka3031 2 года назад +27

      Polak węgier dwa bratanki! Love for our hungarian friends!

    • @tymekka3031
      @tymekka3031 2 года назад +9

      @Krzysztof Cieszyński Ja też nie, ale Węgrzy to nasi historyczni przyjaciele

    • @Kijanek_
      @Kijanek_ 2 года назад

      Oj tak Byczq +1

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 3 года назад +151

    The doom intro was something out of my Polish Grandmothers dreams

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 2 года назад +1

      Same my dude, same.

  • @Zimi1124
    @Zimi1124 3 года назад +94

    Everything in this video is on point , memes , music ,cinematography you truly outdone yourself i couldn't stop smiling while watching.

  • @s.v.848
    @s.v.848 3 года назад +72

    Truly a man of culture when you have Plebs and The Sopranos in the same video. Respect. Not to even mention the awesome Polish songs.

    • @Shm00ly
      @Shm00ly 2 года назад +3

      Plebs, Sopranos, Star Wars, strong man, it goes on. Culturally aligned.

  • @not_fake_ninja4976
    @not_fake_ninja4976 3 года назад +50

    7:47 I was laughing so hard how they were dancing to the Polish Cow song. Best part of the video!

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 3 года назад +38

    If you put woodsmen on castle walls, they will actually shred fully armored knights climbing up them.

  • @annoyance.2583
    @annoyance.2583 2 года назад +41

    Just one question: WHY DIDNT YOU RENAME THOSE POLISH CITIES? IT WAS RIGHT THERE MAN

  • @VSSFantastic
    @VSSFantastic 3 года назад +73

    Holy Grail, Sopranos, Curb, Jackass riot mine bit... you have a lot of culture under your sub-species.

    • @sahakmatevosyan1150
      @sahakmatevosyan1150 3 года назад +7

      Top Gear!!

    • @augustus9708
      @augustus9708 3 года назад +2

      Even the bit with James May trying to light a nuke with a lighter

    • @SSangsen
      @SSangsen 2 года назад +3

      He's oldschool guy, very allegorical.

  • @cba-cx1yc
    @cba-cx1yc 3 года назад +264

    Polish woodsmen always have the high ground.ALWAYS.
    POOOOOOOOOOOLSKAAAAAAAA GUUUUUUUUUUUROOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @adamb162
      @adamb162 2 года назад +1

      Górą* ;)
      Polska język trudny być

    • @filipkogut8533
      @filipkogut8533 2 года назад +8

      @@adamb162 wyjdź z memowej ziemianki

    • @cba-cx1yc
      @cba-cx1yc 2 года назад +3

      @@filipkogut8533 +1

  • @Nilhulus
    @Nilhulus 2 года назад +21

    Man, I don't really know how to describe it but the older total war games just have this... charisma to them, you know? God, what I've give for a modern total war game with the soul and character of the old ones.

    • @WhiteDeVil3
      @WhiteDeVil3 2 года назад

      That charisma is most likely due to what is often referred to as... polish.

  • @MKECBS1
    @MKECBS1 3 года назад +53

    4:36 I will forever applaud the time you take to add this shit in all your videos

  • @TrepeFan
    @TrepeFan 3 года назад +41

    That was ...... beautiful ..... tears in my eyes

  • @marlonjormungand7845
    @marlonjormungand7845 2 года назад +30

    What the actual fuck seeing all these insiders understanding almost all of them and finding the humor hillarious makes me think i have spent the last 10 years with you and you are one of my best friends

  • @user-Nobubaga
    @user-Nobubaga 3 года назад +106

    Poland STRONG!!!!!

  • @adamgarman2555
    @adamgarman2555 3 года назад +56

    Star Wars memes on point!

  • @grigorijjefimovicrasputin7616
    @grigorijjefimovicrasputin7616 3 года назад +33

    Just because of Pudzianowski and Kieliszkowski, you have my like sir

  • @dd-fo8vb
    @dd-fo8vb 3 года назад +13

    4:36 god tier reference

  • @Usmodlover
    @Usmodlover 3 года назад +48

    This is the best one so far by a mile, a true masterpiece

  • @SimonMurphy67
    @SimonMurphy67 3 года назад +15

    You did a great job with this one, very funny and well timed. The battle scenes were overall excellent and a good addition.

  • @bethbearmacethatguy
    @bethbearmacethatguy 2 года назад +8

    I'm so glad I found your channel. These are amazing.

  • @szabolcskatona5260
    @szabolcskatona5260 3 года назад +94

    Pertinax
    Medieval 2 total war Hungary experience ?

    • @dima9171
      @dima9171 3 года назад

      Na :D

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 3 года назад

      Ahh yes and their historically Hungarian battlefield assassins

  • @TheNewGuy21
    @TheNewGuy21 3 года назад +33

    Another great Medieval 2 video. Keep up the good great work on all of your videos fren.

  • @jared7889
    @jared7889 3 года назад +11

    Missed opportunity to have Jan. B in shouting "Legendary Polish Power!"

  • @Camel9991
    @Camel9991 3 года назад +15

    Kudos for the first song teaching conditionals in Polish language.

  • @4SeasonsofLearning
    @4SeasonsofLearning 3 года назад +10

    I love that you make my day happyer

  • @MollymaukT
    @MollymaukT 3 года назад +8

    The HRE can't stand before the might of Mateusz Kieliszkowski's Performance Enhancing Donuts

  • @willemvanoranje6518
    @willemvanoranje6518 3 года назад +3

    Soooo good, loved it. Looking so much foward to see Denmark experience. Like finding out that the danish town of Hässleholm was founded as a train-hub in 1865 (200 years after the region Was lost to sweden and 700 years later than the timeline). Keep up with the good work mate

  • @V1lkas
    @V1lkas Год назад +3

    as a Pole, I approve and give my blessing to this series. I had a great time

  • @chrislaycock9813
    @chrislaycock9813 3 года назад +2

    Another stunning masterpiece! Well done @Pertinax !

  • @Dylan-lw1xc
    @Dylan-lw1xc 3 года назад +6

    My favorite RUclipsr posts high quality content, the day before I go back to school, day saved.

  • @Iwmar
    @Iwmar 2 года назад +2

    The quality of your edits, the creativity, the fact that you manage to be funny without being insulting or regurgitating same old memes. Truly, top notch content across the whole channel.

  • @kod8933
    @kod8933 3 года назад +4

    I've been waiting a long time for this moment. Also that intro was perfect

  • @thehighlander333
    @thehighlander333 3 года назад +16

    😂I died at the chainsaw bit😂

  • @balintvasvari7573
    @balintvasvari7573 2 года назад +2

    Turned out absolutely hilarious, so happy you made this video!

  • @Dronaddict
    @Dronaddict 3 года назад +4

    doom music + Chad Polish Woodsman : the best exP total war video

  • @ImperialDiecast
    @ImperialDiecast 2 года назад +3

    robert lewandowski kicking the cannonball was too funny

  • @brandonmorrell4340
    @brandonmorrell4340 2 года назад +1

    As a devoted Medieval 2: Total War lover for life, this had me almost in tears. Thank you for this AAA quality content.

  • @joerie1139
    @joerie1139 3 года назад

    One of the best episode of this series, good job 💪

  • @Vinilupus
    @Vinilupus 3 года назад +1

    Excelente vídeo!!!! Muito bom !!!! Tava fazendo falta seus vídeos da Medieval2 total war experience!!! Parabéns!!!!

  • @ZuquapStudios
    @ZuquapStudios 2 года назад +1

    This was the best thing I have seen in years. Thank you J C for making this powerful contey

  • @SchmiRajProduction
    @SchmiRajProduction 2 года назад +5

    Masterpiece. Greetings from Poland!

  • @maffgibson7476
    @maffgibson7476 2 года назад

    This is PERFECT. Please, more of this!

  • @enzioj3937
    @enzioj3937 Год назад

    i loved this one!! hope u wont stop making these kind of vids!

  • @ukaszzawadka2678
    @ukaszzawadka2678 2 года назад

    Wow, this is the best Medieval2 video ever made. Absolutely perfect!

  • @008zapotec
    @008zapotec Год назад

    by far the most entertaining "experience" compellation I've ever seen. Between the trump/hre roasting I was in stitches. Keep them up!

  • @povilzem
    @povilzem 2 года назад +87

    I've noticed that I've been feeling substantially more Polish patriotism recently.
    And I'm not even Polish.
    Quite the opposite, actually.
    My nation has a similar relation to the Poles as the Irish have with Brits: we love to hate their guts, they don't even notice we're there most of the time.

    • @madtechnocrat9234
      @madtechnocrat9234 2 года назад +6

      Are you from Ukraine then xd?

    • @povilzem
      @povilzem 2 года назад +25

      @@madtechnocrat9234 Lithuania.

    • @MrWatchingclosely
      @MrWatchingclosely 2 года назад +24

      Helo Litewski kolego :)

    • @madtechnocrat9234
      @madtechnocrat9234 2 года назад +23

      @@povilzem well you are more like scotland then...

    • @antmix__6594
      @antmix__6594 2 года назад +42

      Almost everybody in Poland don't know what to think about lithuanians bcs we are not sure what you think about us xD

  • @spyronos
    @spyronos 3 года назад +32

    HRE? More like Holy Wrecked Empire

  • @mortemartin
    @mortemartin 2 года назад

    I absolutely love this kind of videos, insta sub

  • @kbzoncapo777
    @kbzoncapo777 2 года назад

    A Lewandowski reference PLUS the Obi-Wan master strategy. Amazing video, how did I not see this before? So good

  • @quigondzi3056
    @quigondzi3056 3 года назад +2

    Polska górą, thanks for uploading my fierce nation! :D

  • @codyi5232
    @codyi5232 3 года назад +14

    Just knowing that lewandowski is out there should be enough to keep the f35s out.

  • @benjesterw
    @benjesterw 2 года назад +2

    The editing is so heads above everyone elsem

  • @oreo507
    @oreo507 2 года назад +1

    Ahhh a pertinax upload. Truly a youtuber for cultured gentlemen 😎😎😎

  • @B4SIOR
    @B4SIOR 2 года назад +1

    Piękne, cudowne.

  • @kuba2x
    @kuba2x 3 года назад +1

    This made me subscribe. Great video xDDD 11/10

  • @marcinmikoajczak8569
    @marcinmikoajczak8569 2 месяца назад

    Uśmiałem się, dziękuję!

  • @samuelseabrook2891
    @samuelseabrook2891 2 года назад

    Thanks for the birthday Gift! keep up the awesome content

  • @guyroach
    @guyroach 3 года назад

    Just keeps getting better

  • @user-zl7vs4gh5d
    @user-zl7vs4gh5d 2 года назад +1

    Pertinax, all week RUclips recommends me a video about Polish men with big muscles) I think, why? I've never seen anything like it. And today I lowered my eyes a little lower and saw that this is your video))))) Thank you! Cool as always!)

  • @BigBrotherTV
    @BigBrotherTV 2 года назад

    Your videos are just wonderful !

  • @herschelschueler
    @herschelschueler 2 года назад +2

    Jest.... piękne.
    *KURWA*
    niesamowite.

  • @ChadMeme69
    @ChadMeme69 2 года назад +1

    I don't know what I'm watching but I can't stop.

  • @Michal41100
    @Michal41100 3 года назад

    Amazing video, keep them coming

  • @Wowa9305
    @Wowa9305 2 года назад

    Love your Videos man 😅

  • @davebowman9000
    @davebowman9000 3 года назад +2

    Another masterpiece. Got Tarriff flashbacks at the end.

  • @simonnyman9031
    @simonnyman9031 3 года назад

    Awesome video as always!

  • @alexwalker8082
    @alexwalker8082 2 года назад +2

    Loved the Plebs reference and it only got better from there

  • @nick3777
    @nick3777 2 года назад

    Damn. This and the English experience are my favorite videos so far!

  • @jumapl9706
    @jumapl9706 2 года назад +15

    I love how you actually used Polish memes and videos then just using some russian ones, you did your research and it endned up with masterpiece of a video

  • @diranbodossian6061
    @diranbodossian6061 2 года назад +4

    Pertinax, wrecking the German states: _"Winds howling..."_

  • @OhioMan1854
    @OhioMan1854 3 года назад +2

    Pertinax literally has never missed

  • @max7890
    @max7890 2 года назад

    Awesome campaign. Brilliant video

  • @HouseOfAlastrian
    @HouseOfAlastrian 2 года назад +3

    6:32 has a bit of a nit to pick.
    Lithuanians weren't adherents of Slavic Paganism... they were adherents of Baltic Paganism. Lithuanians, Old Prussians and Latvians worshipped a pantheon of gods headed up by the supreme deity Dievas. Slavic Pagans (of which there are none left by the time period of the Teutonic Campaign) worshipped a pantheon headed up by the supreme deities Perun and Veles.

    • @WitcherGerd
      @WitcherGerd 2 года назад

      Two of their gods are similar in both name and representation, Perkūnas and Peru, both of whom were the gods of lightning

  • @Hewbroc
    @Hewbroc 3 года назад

    Excellent work again.

  • @hurykles99
    @hurykles99 2 года назад

    Oh kurwa i haven't expected to see this
    Dziękuję :P

  • @luizlopes3334
    @luizlopes3334 3 года назад +1

    Man i lost everything with Lewandowski hahahah
    You're a genius

  • @Ryogathelost
    @Ryogathelost 2 года назад +1

    This is just what all documentaries will look like someday.

  • @Failman777
    @Failman777 2 года назад

    Every new video gets better, congratulations

  • @sunburst12341
    @sunburst12341 3 года назад

    Amazing - didn’t think it could get any better after seeing the Plebs clip and then bam shit bow from curb followed up by Star Wars 😂

  • @Back4Fungame
    @Back4Fungame 2 года назад

    this is a work of utmost importance and beauty

  • @mieszko5058
    @mieszko5058 2 года назад +1

    This is best total war video i ever seen

  • @Zafersan
    @Zafersan 2 года назад

    Pertinax, a short timed Roman emperor. What's up bro, good to see Med2 content creators.

  • @brydzo4052
    @brydzo4052 2 года назад +3

    You can't watch it just once, I can't stop laughing 🤣

  • @FrankUnderwoood
    @FrankUnderwoood 3 года назад

    Awesome! Greetings from Poland!

  • @SweetArmadillo361
    @SweetArmadillo361 3 года назад +3

    "Slavic paganism has stopped working" was the only sad moment in this video.

    • @tonisuihkonen8890
      @tonisuihkonen8890 3 года назад

      Twice so as it should have read "Baltic paganism". Although I don't expect an anglophone (presumably) to know the differnce. Anyway cool video, anything slav related = 1 like

    • @SweetArmadillo361
      @SweetArmadillo361 2 года назад

      @@tonisuihkonen8890 I'm Polish.

    • @tonisuihkonen8890
      @tonisuihkonen8890 2 года назад

      @@SweetArmadillo361 got nothing but respect for you then. I was referring to Pertinax

  • @adiashpl1286
    @adiashpl1286 2 года назад

    Okay, love you for that Pudzianowski "Polska górą, Polska rządzi"xD

  • @piotrgielczowski2692
    @piotrgielczowski2692 2 года назад

    Actually, the best video on whole YT about my country XDD