中国童年VS西方童年 Chinese Childhood VS Western Childhood

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @ThomasAfu
    @ThomasAfu 6 лет назад +2718

    宝宝怪,这种东西我们不看!🙈妈妈只想保护你😘
    欢迎大家订阅我的频道!> bit.do/afuaini 谢谢你们!😘

    • @xtfan1577
      @xtfan1577 6 лет назад +52

      Thomas阿福 宝宝怪…果然说出了我们的心声。一个怪宝宝啊

    • @阿斯顿富贵
      @阿斯顿富贵 6 лет назад +23

      刚看完你的学习德语视频,转来杰里德的视频发现一个熟悉的胖身影。笑抽抽了

    • @1225逸哥娶我
      @1225逸哥娶我 6 лет назад +13

      一看封面就认出了阿福!!😂

    • @路过的假面骑士Decade
      @路过的假面骑士Decade 6 лет назад +7

      哈哈我看过无删减的 那会我才幼儿园

    • @tsyngiautan5201
      @tsyngiautan5201 6 лет назад +9

      为什么中国的白人阿婆主都相互认识?

  • @simpingtrash4435
    @simpingtrash4435 4 года назад +3383

    That first joke is underrated and so dark I actually laughed out loud

    • @user-om3zl1ny3g
      @user-om3zl1ny3g 4 года назад +187

      Its true because you aren't to have more then 1 child that time

    • @polarbear9131
      @polarbear9131 4 года назад +10

      @@user-om3zl1ny3g *2

    • @justcallmelucky
      @justcallmelucky 4 года назад +26

      I didn’t truly understand it until I read this

    • @yx2213
      @yx2213 4 года назад +3

      Same lol

    • @Requiemzone
      @Requiemzone 4 года назад +13

      I'm an only child and I'm Chinese.

  • @beccy3169
    @beccy3169 4 года назад +2079

    THE CHINESE MONEY THING IS SO TRUE... MY PARENTS NEVER GAVE BACK THE MONEY!

    • @happymimi1129
      @happymimi1129 4 года назад +23

      Maybe they will give it till your a grown up? Lol

    • @Moonz_z
      @Moonz_z 4 года назад +121

      I’m pretty sure my mom used the money she was “saving for college” to buy her Gucci purse and Coach bag....

    • @kimoyeLuo
      @kimoyeLuo 4 года назад +32

      my parents said she will save/use it to buy me cloths and food when i was small, it happened but it was not what i wanted

    • @tityliccer393
      @tityliccer393 4 года назад +27

      As a Chinese.... my parents owe me maybe 4-500 yuan

    • @greeling907
      @greeling907 4 года назад +12

      My mom just spent them on stocks “for me”.😂

  • @ggEmolicious
    @ggEmolicious 5 лет назад +2700

    “Playing with your siblings(Chinese)” I almost died laughing because I forgot about that

    • @Sergeantpaprika
      @Sergeantpaprika 5 лет назад +1

      Tuscani J same 🤣

    • @yliu104
      @yliu104 5 лет назад +41

      that is so real. I always played car toy alone like this when I was young.

    • @yrret1996
      @yrret1996 5 лет назад +46

      Lol one child policy ftw

    • @maxverner2341
      @maxverner2341 4 года назад +5

      I can relate. Chinese Canadian only child. My cousins in China at least could visit each other.

    • @ItIsMeTime123
      @ItIsMeTime123 4 года назад

      nty.

  • @小林れいか
    @小林れいか 5 лет назад +813

    0:17 that one child policy be hittin' hard

  • @olivia._.l7659
    @olivia._.l7659 4 года назад +540

    Oh, well my parents take my money to “keep it safe”, and then when I ask for it, they just say: “what money? I would never take your money!”

    • @FunnyParadox
      @FunnyParadox 4 года назад +17

      My father own me 320€ over 4 years now...

    • @olivia._.l7659
      @olivia._.l7659 4 года назад +14

      @Heather Wu haha ya I would too. But now, with WeChat pay, my Chinese relatives can give me money through WeChat (even though it's not as satisfying) and it's already "safe" so my parents cant take it anymore. 😂

    • @TheodoraPeter
      @TheodoraPeter 4 года назад +8

      When I ask for the money, my dad says: “everything you have was bought with money so you owe me”

    • @neraathanas7957
      @neraathanas7957 4 года назад +1

      Someone is Hufflepuff here

    • @olivia._.l7659
      @olivia._.l7659 4 года назад

      @@neraathanas7957 yeees. I am a Hufflepuff :)

  • @Jasmine-qb1ut
    @Jasmine-qb1ut 4 года назад +769

    Yesss my mom always says she is gonna "save my new years money and keep it safe", but by the time I need it it has been given to another cousin 😭

    • @pineapples7194
      @pineapples7194 4 года назад +2

      Anime\kpop Life man I know ;w;

    • @Incognito-rb4tz
      @Incognito-rb4tz 4 года назад +1

      lmao same

    • @rakhikaushik2159
      @rakhikaushik2159 4 года назад

      I think its all asian problem hahaha my indian mom do the same... 😂😂

    • @isabelledas8757
      @isabelledas8757 4 года назад +1

      In Europe we say "Gifted is gifted, taking it back is theft."

    • @zhengedi3859
      @zhengedi3859 4 года назад

      Hey, mine went to the casinos.

  • @nerogrove6491
    @nerogrove6491 4 года назад +311

    Comments
    49% Chinese
    49% English
    2% Others

  • @kimetsunoacademia3528
    @kimetsunoacademia3528 4 года назад +367

    The censor in India is even worse
    Some movies cut by a whole hour

    • @baibhabsaha4298
      @baibhabsaha4298 4 года назад +2

      True

    • @nikhita280
      @nikhita280 4 года назад +3

      Some websites are gone completely

    • @kimetsunoacademia3528
      @kimetsunoacademia3528 4 года назад +38

      @@nikhita280 yeah I still remember I was watching the IT premier in my tv and all the scary scenes and the fight scenes were removed reducing the movie length to a measly 51 minutes like what is the point of seeing a horror movie if they censor everything

    • @fakuri913
      @fakuri913 4 года назад +7

      @@kimetsunoacademia3528 wtf India, I thought you guys are better than Muslim countries

    • @kimetsunoacademia3528
      @kimetsunoacademia3528 4 года назад +15

      @@fakuri913 every country has it's faults but our censor board is definitely one of the worsts

  • @prettyperson8107
    @prettyperson8107 4 года назад +197

    THE MONEY THING IS SO TRUE-
    At the time i actually needed my money for something important, they would tell me that they used it for something else and they’ll pay me back BUT THEY NEVER DID-

  • @九達文德彌雅宗
    @九達文德彌雅宗 6 лет назад +3341

    不是中國的童年而已,很多華人的童年都是那樣的!(馬來西亞)

    • @墨恩冥貓子
      @墨恩冥貓子 6 лет назад +477

      是啊~華人的痛只有華人懂 😂

    • @ZLL668
      @ZLL668 6 лет назад +113

      握手。。。

    • @xuan9141
      @xuan9141 6 лет назад +26

      +1

    • @chiawenchin3539
      @chiawenchin3539 6 лет назад +90

      我也是马来西亚华人 但是我家人不会这样呢😂

    • @xiolinorchdork
      @xiolinorchdork 6 лет назад +38

      +1 美国华人

  • @kiyoshi_1110
    @kiyoshi_1110 6 лет назад +2615

    暑假,就是換個地方寫作業😂

    • @aasd9462tw
      @aasd9462tw 6 лет назад +81

      清水曜溪 不寫暑假作業的路過~~不寫任何作業

    • @谢拉拉-q7j
      @谢拉拉-q7j 6 лет назад +16

      陳威廷 那你就是没书读咯

    • @WoWOWOMoM
      @WoWOWOMoM 6 лет назад +44

      @@谢拉拉-q7j 因為他是抄作業。

    • @yiru2028
      @yiru2028 6 лет назад +45

      我暑假花了两个通宵把作业抄完了

    • @aasd9462tw
      @aasd9462tw 6 лет назад +9

      不寫作業還是可以畢業的啊!!被當還是可以補考,最後還是上台大~~當時不想要寫,就不寫啊,義務教育的畢業條件比較低啊
      大學和研究所還是有寫作業啊!!畢竟有些課不寫作業就沒辦法過啊

  • @miaoxiao2458
    @miaoxiao2458 5 лет назад +765

    暑假,其实是刚开始玩得特别嗨,最后一个星期狂赶作业...

    • @煉獄勇者
      @煉獄勇者 5 лет назад +70

      我有一次最後一天才趕😂😂😂
      結果竟然有還趕的到
      現在想起來當時真的超雞掰的

    • @詹英峻-y8t
      @詹英峻-y8t 5 лет назад +14

      我們是上暑輔就不用寫暑假作業

    • @炼君小
      @炼君小 5 лет назад +15

      不,我是刚开始赶作业,然后中间玩得特别嗨,然后最后赶作业就可以轻松一点儿~

    • @苹果树女士
      @苹果树女士 5 лет назад +20

      @@煉獄勇者 我暑假我想写作业,可是我的手告诉我不能。

    • @버너먀마캐캥아어머커
      @버너먀마캐캥아어머커 5 лет назад +7

      我乱做

  • @の影暗
    @の影暗 6 лет назад +669

    我小時候父母說幫我存錢,自从拿走以後到现在都沒到看见過。

    • @TRoblox-ji6yx
      @TRoblox-ji6yx 6 лет назад +17

      Me too

    • @就喜欢你看不惯我又干
      @就喜欢你看不惯我又干 6 лет назад +34

      我爸妈用我的压岁钱帮我买了房子。

    • @陳光博-k4c
      @陳光博-k4c 6 лет назад +13

      就喜欢你看不惯我,又干不掉我的样子 😮把所有被拿走的紅包加起來,乘100個我,也買不起一個小房。

    • @就喜欢你看不惯我又干
      @就喜欢你看不惯我又干 6 лет назад +12

      家里亲戚多,还有几个家底不错的。而且我小的时候确实挺会来事儿的。买房子都是十年前的事儿了,那个时候沈阳还是二线城市,房子买的时候不是现房,刚有个地基,我看了一下建筑公司的资历和过去他们建的花园之后就果断出手了。3850一坪拿下的58坪的小户型。而且还送了8坪左右的面积,去了公摊面积60坪出头。不过一个人够住了。现在地铁通了,家乐福也建了。市价估摸是翻了将近三倍。不过房子确实不错封闭式花园的15楼小高层我买的5楼。有电梯三水入户地热,物业管理也很到位,舍不得卖,现在在日本留学家里面就空着那。

    • @地球人-l8t
      @地球人-l8t 5 лет назад +15

      我媽媽是直接跟我說那些錢用來養我的, 然後跟我講道理( 不過我媽媽是說得真的很有道理😆)

  • @gohanownsme6938
    @gohanownsme6938 4 года назад +110

    The fact that I'm 100% mexican but 45% of the "Chinese childhood" was part of mine 👁👄👁

  • @panko6779
    @panko6779 4 года назад +236

    Asian Moms: I do the chores for you and u must get good grades. U get good grades I get wut u want.
    Mom from other countries: DO DE CHORES

    • @ilyoongitoo3926
      @ilyoongitoo3926 4 года назад +13

      I’m from America, and my mom just says no🙃😢😐

    • @mahogania5536
      @mahogania5536 4 года назад +2

      @@ilyoongitoo3926 we appreciate an upfront mom... at least I do

    • @juri7507
      @juri7507 4 года назад

      @Sự kết hợp kì diệu they said asian im asian anf im from neither of those countries and my parents do that too, most asian parents do that

    • @rickd3777
      @rickd3777 4 года назад

      TRUE.

    • @potatoprincess86
      @potatoprincess86 4 года назад +2

      I : Mama, I want
      my mom: You want it, no prob, dear. Just mop the house, organize the cupboard, rearrange your desk, become 1st in the upcoming exam, win the debate competition in the upcoming month, I will get my sweetie whatever you want.
      I: But mum, I wanted a bike to go to the school
      Mum: A cycle? Oh, ( tears rolling down) we used to walk 5 miles to go to school, cross a river swimming and.............
      I : Didn't gran say that you went to a school opposite to your home

  • @happyrainb
    @happyrainb 6 лет назад +311

    你朋友叫什么名字?从明天开始不许和他玩儿了!哈哈,我正想着么说!

  • @sayitaloud80
    @sayitaloud80 6 лет назад +667

    The Chinese childhood doesn't just apply to the Chinese kids, it applies to most Asian countries 😂

  • @asnbloxalt7883
    @asnbloxalt7883 5 лет назад +514

    *Don’t mind me. Just a random English comment coming through.*

    • @WatrLing
      @WatrLing 5 лет назад +5

      *This video is one year ago but why this comment is one day ago*
      Alright thats normal

    • @zyla2823
      @zyla2823 5 лет назад +2

      Hello there random english commenter :3

    • @ppb4919
      @ppb4919 5 лет назад

      水菱Watr_Ling Then I am one month later>:3

    • @farisan99
      @farisan99 5 лет назад +2

      Finally an english comment shelter..

    • @zervee4343
      @zervee4343 4 года назад

      Lol

  • @malaysiamapping3769
    @malaysiamapping3769 6 лет назад +532

    This should be Western childhood V.S Asian childhood 😂😂😂

    • @thatbooksgirl
      @thatbooksgirl 5 лет назад +20

      It’s mainly in chinese

    • @solkun8316
      @solkun8316 4 года назад +20

      I'm from Kazakstan and I could relate to Chinese childhood lmao

    • @turnmeonaliveman
      @turnmeonaliveman 4 года назад +22

      I'm korean and nah my ma has better hair

    • @theryantoyreview4305
      @theryantoyreview4305 4 года назад +8

      I could really relate to the last one about the toy from my childhood. If I get A+ on a test or two, I could get a toy.

    • @monkeymonkey1512
      @monkeymonkey1512 4 года назад

      Yes, janpen not. like this.

  • @Chockitkat
    @Chockitkat 4 года назад +128

    The homework one was DAMN ACCURATE LIKE IKR
    Singapore all schools haven't close while the West is like LET'S PARTY (in YT, IG... So on)

    • @polarbear9131
      @polarbear9131 4 года назад +7

      Ehh I don't want school in Sg to close ..later eLearning very hard to understand stuff and we won't learn anything

    • @polarbear9131
      @polarbear9131 4 года назад +6

      Also school is funner than eLearning

    • @seancx7405
      @seancx7405 4 года назад +3

      @@polarbear9131 true true, here at Malaysia I'm stuck thinking when I can go back to school lmao

    • @polarbear9131
      @polarbear9131 4 года назад +7

      Now Singapore school closing too😭

    • @trisingapore6796
      @trisingapore6796 4 года назад +3

      Lia_lia Zzz
      Yup
      The STUDENT LEARNING SPACE damages my eyes

  • @yukiaka215
    @yukiaka215 6 лет назад +669

    暑假屬於西方人XD

    • @fly0827
      @fly0827 6 лет назад +19

      暑假還有暑修

    • @yukiaka215
      @yukiaka215 6 лет назад +12

      我是沒有去啦~就真的整天在玩😂😂

    • @奥特蛋
      @奥特蛋 5 лет назад +32

      @@yukiaka215 不不不不 暑假前面都是西方的,最后一天才是中国的

    • @yukiaka215
      @yukiaka215 5 лет назад

      @@奥特蛋 哈哈~有道理

    • @chaobig7468
      @chaobig7468 5 лет назад +1

      @@奥特蛋 最后一天晚上才是哈哈

  • @有小朋友问我
    @有小朋友问我 6 лет назад +2038

    第一条的痛,只有独生子女才会懂🌚

    • @kiyoshi_1110
      @kiyoshi_1110 6 лет назад +80

      這裡獨生子女😂😂

    • @jasonliu28
      @jasonliu28 6 лет назад +17

      到底是独生子还是独生女?

    • @kiyoshi_1110
      @kiyoshi_1110 6 лет назад +22

      @@jasonliu28 我獨生女

    • @jasonliu28
      @jasonliu28 6 лет назад +14

      那我就是独生子了 :)

    • @hanlinwang6039
      @hanlinwang6039 6 лет назад +72

      哎,也对也不对。我小时候都是跟小区里边的孩子在楼下玩儿,玩儿得很嗨,很少楼上家里蹲。不过听说现在的小孩儿不下楼玩儿了,但是同时娱乐方式也多了,打打电脑游戏,看看电视剧啥的。

  • @das1385
    @das1385 5 лет назад +633

    😂明明有亲亲真的真实过头了😂😂广电剪刀手太过分了

    • @雷元戈
      @雷元戈 5 лет назад +21

      一剪没

    • @PP-hj9ru
      @PP-hj9ru 5 лет назад +1

      @@雷元戈 哈哈哈

    • @trishhsiao8105
      @trishhsiao8105 5 лет назад +2

      原來會剪喔…

    • @leopard1451
      @leopard1451 5 лет назад +9

      @@trishhsiao8105 這是視頻是誇張一點了,親嘴不會剪的,但一些特別血腥之類的可能會剪

    • @ong-wm5jv
      @ong-wm5jv 5 лет назад +4

      马来西亚的都剪

  • @maruiko-v5r
    @maruiko-v5r 6 лет назад +69

    So funny😂From your videos,I could know about Chinese and Western culture!Loving watch your videos!From JAPAN🍣💗

    • @Jazzyynot
      @Jazzyynot 5 лет назад

      Mako Kinoshita 面白かったですよね

  • @姓吃好喝好名快活到老
    @姓吃好喝好名快活到老 6 лет назад +575

    暑假生活太真实了

  • @bruce1998168
    @bruce1998168 5 лет назад +76

    以前國小時,當時有個玩具我很想要,我媽跟我說如果期中考所有課目都90分以上,她就送我那個玩具,然後考完期中考後都超過90分,我媽就送我了,雖然那都是過去的事了,而且我小時候喜歡的玩具不曉得在哪了~~😂😂

    • @ziyuan1989
      @ziyuan1989 5 лет назад +3

      以前有个芭比娃娃是我考的第一名的礼物😂

    • @manual143
      @manual143 5 лет назад +7

      @Gacha Silver 過於真實,引起不適

  • @澈裳澈
    @澈裳澈 6 лет назад +208

    你知道的太多了 不能放你回去๛ก(ー̀ωー́ก)

  • @david8116
    @david8116 6 лет назад +53

    太寫實了吧⋯⋯突然有想流淚的感覺

  • @lyz0711
    @lyz0711 4 года назад +45

    My childhood was like I mix of both. This is so relatable though especially for the pocket money, I never actually got to spend it.😂😂😂

  • @台灣省長蔡英文
    @台灣省長蔡英文 6 лет назад +807

    不对,中国买玩具的对话,应该是这样: 妈妈妈妈,我想要那个玩具。 妈妈:不买。

    • @fanlu9070
      @fanlu9070 6 лет назад +55

      台灣省長蔡英文 我看你像个玩具

    • @sql5261
      @sql5261 6 лет назад +171

      妈妈会说:家里不还有xxxx和yyyy吗?还不够你玩儿?!😞

    • @larrypek
      @larrypek 6 лет назад +5

      狗奴智障?

    • @bruh2652
      @bruh2652 6 лет назад +212

      媽媽:好,你拿一百分就給你
      *拿到一百分之後
      我:說好的玩具呢
      媽媽:我都沒說過,你瞎編!
      ->這才是真正的母親

    • @birdyashiro1226
      @birdyashiro1226 6 лет назад +12

      优秀

  • @jaredfaa
    @jaredfaa  6 лет назад +1074

    所以,Tell me the truth! 你的零花钱现在在哪里? PS记得点个赞和关注!

    • @sarahxia7778
      @sarahxia7778 6 лет назад +15

      杰里德Jared 当然是买吃的😋

    • @MrWangJing
      @MrWangJing 6 лет назад +38

      不知所踪。。。

    • @clever34c
      @clever34c 6 лет назад +17

      杰里德跟阿福合作啦
      很棒啊
      杰里德幽默可愛
      阿福正能量很強
      两位高人氣網紅強強聯手相信未來會帶給我們更多有趣好笑的視頻
      祝你們在大陸生活愉快平安
      God bless you

    • @justarandomperson2020
      @justarandomperson2020 6 лет назад +6

      杰里德Jared 早就没了🙃🙃🙃

    • @chenhao_kevin
      @chenhao_kevin 6 лет назад +5

      我的零花钱早就被我存进银行了,当然是用自己的名字开的存折

  • @ukww5993
    @ukww5993 5 лет назад +100

    童年的暑假一直在上补习班,只有来回的路上可以玩会儿蚂蚁🙂

    • @shenwenjun7844
      @shenwenjun7844 5 лет назад +6

      WY翁克铎 好可怜

    • @OwOb0119
      @OwOb0119 5 лет назад

      抓螞蟻來玩嗎?

    • @sisi8604
      @sisi8604 4 года назад +4

      我也一样啊……老是在回家的路上磨蹭

    • @user-ik3du1ql6s44
      @user-ik3du1ql6s44 4 года назад +2

      你還可以玩螞蟻!真的好幸福~

    • @for6961
      @for6961 4 года назад

      虐待動物

  • @oliverding7614
    @oliverding7614 6 лет назад +748

    哈哈 电影都是被广电总局“精心”剪辑过的。。

    • @kujikiho6018
      @kujikiho6018 6 лет назад +60

      马来西亚电检局也是这样 占士邦的电影我买了翻版才能看到没挨刀的

    • @maintaric393
      @maintaric393 6 лет назад +18

      @@kujikiho6018 回教国没办法。

    • @hongwenwu7632
      @hongwenwu7632 6 лет назад +16

      @@kujikiho6018 正版用户受害者(´-﹏-`;)

    • @irurihs
      @irurihs 6 лет назад +24

      这么说广电的程度都赶得上回教国了😂,这样真的好吗?

    • @Eazy119
      @Eazy119 6 лет назад +14

      丁汇迪 垃圾广电

  • @andrewhuang8559
    @andrewhuang8559 6 лет назад +167

    偶的压岁钱全部变成书了……

    • @TRoblox-ji6yx
      @TRoblox-ji6yx 6 лет назад +6

      压岁钱=书!!!WTF!!!!

    • @mustang553
      @mustang553 5 лет назад +4

      这也太真实了吧,23333

    • @无名-b3i
      @无名-b3i 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂你的媽媽也太狠了吧

    • @CL-yt8kc
      @CL-yt8kc 5 лет назад

      不是习题册就好

    • @北極熊-h9h
      @北極熊-h9h 4 года назад

      T13553 Roblox 我又一堆理化的書但是那是我自己願意買單的

  • @corallinehalli8845
    @corallinehalli8845 5 лет назад +20

    This so freakin true😂😂, my mum took my money and told me that she'll save it for me so I could use it when I'm older, and when I asked her if I could have my money back when I was 9, she told me
    " well I've used it to buy you presents, your friend's presents, your art lessons, your flute lessons, your field trips and................"
    Just great🤣

  • @spaceyo2077
    @spaceyo2077 6 лет назад +162

    I have Russian parents and they are a mixture of western and chinese parents xD

    • @criis3950
      @criis3950 5 лет назад +14

      I'm Romanian and it's the same, a mixture😪

    • @vchanceu
      @vchanceu 5 лет назад +8

      I'm Lithuanian and yeah same my parents are the mix leaning more towards asian side

    • @charlescxgo7629
      @charlescxgo7629 5 лет назад +7

      Same shyt, only difference I've seen is the weapon used. Asian mom's use slippers and bamboo, Russian moms uses kitchen knife (true story)

    • @retvolution
      @retvolution 4 года назад

      @@vchanceu same lol

    • @smallestdragon6730
      @smallestdragon6730 4 года назад +1

      @@criis3950 yeah I'm also Romanian and same for me

  • @norisa1233
    @norisa1233 6 лет назад +100

    這集怎麼看的那麼心酸😂😂😂

  • @leonghongling9842
    @leonghongling9842 4 года назад +77

    Correction: The Western punishment should be grounding instead of 'cleansing'.

    • @rickd3777
      @rickd3777 4 года назад

      Yeah......

    • @yn9229
      @yn9229 3 года назад +1

      Lol my parents can care less if I swear

  • @代凹凸
    @代凹凸 6 лет назад +533

    拿出肥皂的时候,我还以为要惩罚他捡肥皂

    • @kimberlyh6861
      @kimberlyh6861 6 лет назад +53

      好污哦

    • @hx2465
      @hx2465 6 лет назад +16

      我也是啊哈哈哈哈哈哈

    • @遙縭獨夢
      @遙縭獨夢 6 лет назад +11

      我去哈哈哈哈哈哈,你這樣不行哦(雖然我也想到撿肥皂x)

    • @l_nely1551
      @l_nely1551 6 лет назад +3

      滑稽)

    • @代凹凸
      @代凹凸 6 лет назад +42

      腐眼看人基😂😂

  • @xii6728
    @xii6728 6 лет назад +372

    我是臺灣人,在補習班只有考試考試考試,有時兩個小時可以考10張考卷,考不好家長又說:你是壞小孩,壓力一整個爆大😭

    • @數位一李承熹
      @數位一李承熹 6 лет назад +30

      哈哈,十張,難怪壓力這麼大,辛苦你了(我也在水深火熱中)

    • @大乔的老公
      @大乔的老公 6 лет назад +7

      我马来西业UPSR要到了😭😭

    • @偽裝兄弟組
      @偽裝兄弟組 6 лет назад +5

      我:壓力大到我想自殺😑😑
      黑暗:你不能死啊!

    • @RD-ht6go
      @RD-ht6go 6 лет назад +7

      天哪好像跟大陆一样惨

    • @jackliu4076
      @jackliu4076 6 лет назад +7

      A lina 辛苦你们了,考试一定很紧张吧。哎,用繁体字答题是不是总答不完啊

  • @ytsersius
    @ytsersius 4 года назад +30

    1:00 really reminded me of my parents holy shit hahahaha

  • @meiguilajiaojiang
    @meiguilajiaojiang 6 лет назад +278

    妈妈帮忙存的钱永远还不回来😢

    • @ai2556
      @ai2556 6 лет назад +6

      亦茹*历 我妈比较好,帮我存都会定时给我,只是暂时给她保管

    • @giau7738
      @giau7738 6 лет назад +11

      但媽媽倒貼的更多⋯

    • @a-jhihc.y.i121
      @a-jhihc.y.i121 6 лет назад +11

      還好我媽是帶著我存錢,給我撲滿,本來家長就要給予小孩理財教育、教導小孩私有財產的概念,讓小孩自己決定如何使用,家長到底投資小孩多少那又是另一回事了,畢竟那是孩子的錢,直接拿走是很糟糕的教育

    • @拿著厄命揮來揮去的老
      @拿著厄命揮來揮去的老 6 лет назад +2

      一開始是我媽幫我保管
      但是保管在她的抽屜裡
      國中後收到紅包我都學著自己收
      上大學後開了第一個帳戶再把自己收的跟媽媽收抽屜收12年的那些一起存 不然以後學貸壓死我
      我爸從我上學就教我存錢
      所以每天他下班都拿幾個1元或5元給我去投招財貓(其實投給它就都沒動它😂)多了幾隻肥豬公已經殺光了

    • @a-jhihc.y.i121
      @a-jhihc.y.i121 6 лет назад +2

      @@拿著厄命揮來揮去的老 可是存銀行的錢會自己變多餒,為什麼在抽屜😂

  • @firefoxwaffles5357
    @firefoxwaffles5357 6 лет назад +75

    Yep to the money saving thing... mom never let me spend a single penny. But then and again, by the time I got married and she released the funds to me I had... $10,000 o_O So I can't really be mad at her? It ended up being our down payment for our house!
    And yes 1000 times to the toy thing. "If you work hard good things will come" was the mantra of the house...which meant bringing home straight As XD Chores? What are those? My friends were always so jealous because they had chores, I asked my mom about them and she said "Focus on your education!!!" Yep :^)

    • @CC-wr6es
      @CC-wr6es 6 лет назад +3

      Firefoxwaffles the down payment was only 10000?

    • @firefoxwaffles5357
      @firefoxwaffles5357 6 лет назад

      In America, first-time homebuyers have access to a specific type of loan that doesn't actually require anything down. We also were looking at townhomes, which are muuuuuuch cheaper. Our house was 174,000 USD. If we ever are looking to upgrade, then we will need at least 20% down. Houses in my area are usually between 300,000 - 400,000 USD so that's a much higher down payment!

    • @鳥鳥類之神
      @鳥鳥類之神 6 лет назад

      ヽ(`・ω・´)ゝ

  • @cube9112
    @cube9112 4 года назад +18

    0:38 make sure that your mouth is corona free too!
    (I hope that everyone is staying safe though. These are difficult times)

  • @xyz-ku4on
    @xyz-ku4on 6 лет назад +121

    why is it so damn true

    • @caroline8312
      @caroline8312 6 лет назад +6

      Caroline zhang We have the same name😂😂😂 and yes it is so true

  • @jingjingwang3377
    @jingjingwang3377 6 лет назад +333

    暑假生活认真的吗。有谁的暑假作业不是最后几天完成的😂

    • @djc4703
      @djc4703 6 лет назад +32

      我小学的时候就是这样 最后几天才做。到了初中。家里人给报了补习班 别说暑假了 周六周末都得去补习三小时。 上了高中后就更别说了。 当时是把学习当乐趣。现在回想起来我觉得错过了最好玩的时光。

    • @TaiwanKao
      @TaiwanKao 6 лет назад +44

      我從小到大的暑假作業都是第一天寫完,然後賣給其他人抄

    • @amberli610
      @amberli610 6 лет назад +5

      這裡😂

    • @djc4703
      @djc4703 6 лет назад +3

      TaiwanKao 我小时候一天做不完。 《暑假生活》这本书比较厚 又比较大。 一天做十几二十页左右。也要十天才做的完...

    • @TaiwanKao
      @TaiwanKao 6 лет назад +2

      @@djc4703 我小時候沒這種作業,都是各種科目的各有幾張
      所以都可以寫很快

  • @tingliu2447
    @tingliu2447 4 года назад +12

    感觉中国的童年好痛苦😖 有很大的共鸣 因为我也是这么度过的 表现的好真实

  • @ilkpjz5474
    @ilkpjz5474 6 лет назад +28

    I’m trying to learn Chinese and I love ur skits. They’re so funny🤣

  • @anthonyking5818
    @anthonyking5818 4 года назад +28

    The fluency and pronunciation 🅱️😩

  • @jomersontan7332
    @jomersontan7332 4 года назад +35

    not Just Chinese, SOUTH EAST ASIANS AND EAST ASIANS TOO

    • @thehatter0319
      @thehatter0319 4 года назад

      Malaysian here

    • @deadmanexperience724
      @deadmanexperience724 4 года назад

      South East? hm...sometimes yes sometimes not

    • @jomersontan7332
      @jomersontan7332 4 года назад +1

      @@deadmanexperience724 yea bro

    • @jomersontan7332
      @jomersontan7332 4 года назад +1

      @@thehatter0319 Filipino

    • @abranezhprezawdnaheia8244
      @abranezhprezawdnaheia8244 4 года назад +4

      Bruhms I never have a Filipino who complain about their parents lol they aren't strict as east Asians. I've seen south east Asian youngsters more free than south and east Asians.

  • @NightcorEDM
    @NightcorEDM 6 лет назад +88

    I died during my childhood, I'm a living ghost.

    • @LALALALA-kr2vy
      @LALALALA-kr2vy 6 лет назад +2

      your English speak well

    • @cassiezhao8558
      @cassiezhao8558 6 лет назад +7

      The ghost can even type, which is really out of my expectations

    • @userthe7622
      @userthe7622 6 лет назад

      Nightcor EDM Me too.

    • @羽织-m3w
      @羽织-m3w 6 лет назад +1

      The warrior in your inner heart will guard you, forever.

    • @CPVYS
      @CPVYS 6 лет назад +2

      Lots of Asians, especially Chinese, never live a life with childhood. You are not alone in this world. 😂😂😂

  • @VM-kt7em
    @VM-kt7em 6 лет назад +20

    中国的童年就是莫名有一种心酸的感觉

  • @violetevergarden5160
    @violetevergarden5160 4 года назад +9

    I could only relate to one. The first, beacause i am an onlychild.
    The rest:
    Mom dont care what i get in school. (Top of my class in 3 (maybe 4) out of 8 subjects, so she might not try to intervene because i do well)
    Summer? I work. (Or i would have if it wasn’t for Corona)
    She buys me what i want if she have money for it.

  • @elementalstar1036
    @elementalstar1036 4 года назад +11

    Lmaooo I’m a Chinese who’s been living in Australia since I was little and I can confirm this is true 😂😂

  • @jinhaozhan2448
    @jinhaozhan2448 6 лет назад +15

    我想到了我的童年。。。。不说了说多了都是泪(累)😂

  • @melodysun2231
    @melodysun2231 5 лет назад +15

    哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈电影被剪太真实啦😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elig3934
    @elig3934 6 лет назад +41

    I never got soap in the mouth just got beat with a belt

  • @xiaoxiang5481
    @xiaoxiang5481 6 лет назад +30

    每次看这个系列和“刚来中国VS来中国很久”那个视频都笑得不行,赞杰里德!还有,原来阿福和杰里德认识🤣

  • @小仙女-u5c
    @小仙女-u5c 5 лет назад +19

    2:00特别真实😭

    • @JohnLone-w3u
      @JohnLone-w3u 4 года назад +1

      我到了初中之后,钱都是给我自己花了。🌝

  • @blinkblogblackpink3228
    @blinkblogblackpink3228 6 лет назад +35

    羨慕外國小孩

  • @jamiesilver7401
    @jamiesilver7401 6 лет назад +15

    Lol the soap in the mouth is very relatable, my mom also tried chyan pepper, ahhhhh why did someone come up with such a punishment.

    • @jaredfaa
      @jaredfaa  6 лет назад

      It's awfulllll! I never want to do it again! haha

  • @chad9015
    @chad9015 5 лет назад +14

    0:19 took me a while but that was hilarious 😂 笑死我了

  • @idtyu
    @idtyu 6 лет назад +37

    阿福和Jared长得好像两兄弟,哈哈哈

    • @yangliu3031
      @yangliu3031 6 лет назад

      although Thomas is German...

    • @yizhang1740
      @yizhang1740 6 лет назад

      对“外”脸盲症患者detected

  • @venacava3042
    @venacava3042 6 лет назад +94

    真的很羨慕外国没有暑期作业耶

    • @catloaf_4139
      @catloaf_4139 6 лет назад +16

      是的,几乎没有作业,到周末也不会多留,233

    • @andrewxu9342
      @andrewxu9342 6 лет назад +2

      但是有实习

    • @chubbyyann2031
      @chubbyyann2031 6 лет назад +5

      馬來西亞人表示沒有假期作業✌平時的作業也絕對不能留到週末 那是睡覺的日子XD 一定在學校趕完XD

    • @釣魚者-h2w
      @釣魚者-h2w 6 лет назад +4

      其實西方的教育比叫寬不像中國=強制學習

    • @Scrambledeggs806
      @Scrambledeggs806 5 лет назад

      Cherry Ng 我上了中学,都是星期一早上去学校抄,抄不完就跟老师说我没有做,然后老师也不会怎么样,也不理你,但平时老师完全都没有给功课管他什么放假出来数学老师,那就是一个变态

  • @jeffc168jb
    @jeffc168jb 4 года назад +3

    Omg I love your “mom”! 😂 So many flashbacks of my own childhood lol. Especially love the way Chinese moms save your money for you, NOT!

  • @user-dc5of3yh8x
    @user-dc5of3yh8x 6 лет назад +40

    存錢那個真的靠北
    雖然真的是他們在賺錢
    不過到後來都對錢沒什麼感覺
    反正都會被拿走 拿到紅包也不會開心

    • @illusione-uf9yr
      @illusione-uf9yr 5 лет назад +1

      吳賢賢 靠北是什么意思呀

    • @illusione-uf9yr
      @illusione-uf9yr 5 лет назад +1

      Topaz 嘻嘻知道啦

    • @JohnLone-w3u
      @JohnLone-w3u 4 года назад

      我都是自己花诶………………

    • @xGT24Kez
      @xGT24Kez 4 года назад

      我自己存 (其實都拿去買珍奶)

    • @xGT24Kez
      @xGT24Kez 4 года назад

      @@illusione-uf9yr 講哭喔可能好點

  • @cymatics9829
    @cymatics9829 5 лет назад +29

    太真实了😭 我拿到过的红包钱从来没有一分钱存入我的存钱罐😭

    • @whygamewhy
      @whygamewhy 4 года назад +4

      你长大就明白了,其实你拿到的红包是你妈送出去的换来的。

    • @yuximelina1225
      @yuximelina1225 4 года назад

      妈妈一般都是说这红包是你下个学期的学费

    • @hxtan525
      @hxtan525 4 года назад

      @@whygamewhy 我妈也这么跟我说过

    • @JohnLone-w3u
      @JohnLone-w3u 4 года назад

      我都是自己花掉,从6年级开始。

  • @paulinekuzina7187
    @paulinekuzina7187 4 года назад +2

    Haha, what a great video! Loving your channel. As a Russian kid, I can relate to Chinese childhood.

  • @alessiii58
    @alessiii58 6 лет назад +38

    太真实了,but 阿福出境这么少? 可惜了。。。

  • @lydialue2383
    @lydialue2383 4 года назад +3

    1:56 soooo true😂😂😂. Every Chinese New Year when I was a little kid🤦🏻

    • @Lixsyl
      @Lixsyl 4 года назад +2

      Lydia Lue same but for my siblings because I wouldn’t get fooled and would oppose my parents and keep my money Lmao

  • @chachacha5223
    @chachacha5223 2 года назад +1

    😆😆😆竟然完全無違和的表達了一胎化跟電影審查(直接被剪掉)制度!太厲害了😆😆😆

  • @Supernaltooth
    @Supernaltooth 6 лет назад +17

    我觉得现在给红包随便就几百上千,已经是不良风气了,还是小时候给个几十块钱拿去买点零食吃开心。

    • @统战时刻
      @统战时刻 6 лет назад +6

      因为你长大到了应该给红包的年纪了么???

    • @Supernaltooth
      @Supernaltooth 6 лет назад

      东方肥 对😭

    • @stx9303
      @stx9303 6 лет назад

      广东上百都挺少的😂

  • @heidiwang395
    @heidiwang395 6 лет назад +67

    看完后,我不禁开始思考往年我的零花钱都去哪了?

  • @adityarahmanda
    @adityarahmanda 4 года назад +4

    1:18 Good idea, I never ask my mom about all my money she take when I was child.

  • @tl3425
    @tl3425 6 лет назад +18

    看完覺得雖然我是華人...但我過著西方生活-除了第一個-我是獨生女啊啊😅放假就是要每天耍廢(ゝ∀・)

    • @djc4703
      @djc4703 6 лет назад

      A.R.M.Y ONCE 我小学的时候暑假也很好玩 去爷爷奶奶家玩一段时间 老人家要给我零花钱 然后再去外公外婆家玩一段时间又有一大笔零花钱 作业都是最后几天才做。 上了初中就变了 家里给报了各种个样的补习班 不仅暑假要去补习,就连周六周末每天都每天得补习几点小时........我小学一支中性笔我记得感觉能用很久。到了初中基本上两天写完一支笔。高中就更别说了 我爸买了一箱的笔放在家里.........好羡慕你生活在国外。 没那么大的学习压力。

    • @tl3425
      @tl3425 6 лет назад

      d jc 辛苦你了!補習班真的很累,之前在小一~小三也有上過英文+數學的補習班,不過這幾年家人工作搬到英國,(我現在小五)沒有上補習班了,不過以後回臺灣就不知道了~話說筆用完真的很煩(´Д` )

    • @djc4703
      @djc4703 6 лет назад

      A.R.M.Y ONCE 都过去了。现在都25了。那时候因为把学习当成爱好,并没有厌学。 现在回想起来觉得浪费了最好玩的时光

  • @zoey2603
    @zoey2603 6 лет назад +85

    jared是不是最近被作业荼毒得太深了。。。。

  • @tanaypatel103
    @tanaypatel103 4 года назад +3

    Being a single child First joke really hit me hard

  • @畢仕達
    @畢仕達 6 лет назад +519

    Jared...好奇一問...咬肥皂那個……是你親身經驗嗎?

    • @リュウロイ
      @リュウロイ 6 лет назад +169

      在国外惩罚孩子的方式就是那样的,尤其是孩子说谎的时候,把肥皂放嘴里意思是把嘴巴洗干净

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 6 лет назад +98

      最常見的 "you're grounded!!" 竟然沒出來欸。。。

    • @pulterry3896
      @pulterry3896 6 лет назад +67

      很好奇,肥皂居然能放嘴里

    • @denisexu6245
      @denisexu6245 6 лет назад +24

      可以这么惩罚孩子吗

    • @bingshannalan9331
      @bingshannalan9331 6 лет назад +51

      国外还会关小黑屋

  • @jennyqwq3259
    @jennyqwq3259 5 лет назад +10

    This is very true! 好好笑哈哈哈😂
    这是真的😂 我没骗你😂

  • @yeet69yearsagoedited48
    @yeet69yearsagoedited48 5 лет назад +1

    2:41 omg so true 😞☹️☹️☹️☹️😫😫😫😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺😖😖😖😭😭😭😢😢😢😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬😡😡🥵🥵🥵😰😰😰😥😥😥😓😓😓

  • @arthurpui8068
    @arthurpui8068 6 лет назад +8

    暑假不是讓學生休息的嗎我媽媽瘋狂給我做作業已經做了十多本還要我繼續做 真是很想休息

  • @Emmarose1477
    @Emmarose1477 6 лет назад +9

    The first one killed me😹

  • @coolguyx14
    @coolguyx14 4 года назад +8

    2:13 bit life in a nutshell

    • @cube9112
      @cube9112 4 года назад

      But you need to pay to experience all of that.
      I wish i could buy bitizen

  • @誤小明
    @誤小明 4 года назад +8

    我父母都是這樣😂😂😂

  • @小陈-s6m
    @小陈-s6m 5 лет назад +4

    虽然有一点点夸张,但很真实,非常棒的视频

  • @一坨倉鼠
    @一坨倉鼠 5 лет назад +4

    感覺1:29比較多的狀況是電視台不管怎麼撥家長都有辦法靠腰電視台XD

  • @tianweiliu2555
    @tianweiliu2555 6 лет назад +6

    从视频小图的小胖胳膊就认出是阿福了!原来阿福被福太赶出家门后,逃到了杰里德家

  • @xtfan1577
    @xtfan1577 6 лет назад +188

    阿福,是你么?

    • @ThomasAfu
      @ThomasAfu 6 лет назад +46

      🤓

    • @xtfan1577
      @xtfan1577 6 лет назад +4

      被阿福回复了!!开心!!

    • @AAAlllko
      @AAAlllko 6 лет назад +5

      哈哈我一开始也觉得有点像

    • @xtfan1577
      @xtfan1577 6 лет назад +4

      huh hnh 难道不是他?他都在这视频留言了

    • @jayoq2008
      @jayoq2008 6 лет назад

      Thomas阿福 阿福不是在德国吗

  • @xiaofu1811anle
    @xiaofu1811anle 4 года назад

    Hahaha..... Last part asking mom to get a toy is so true.

  • @user-_o
    @user-_o 4 года назад +6

    When she takes the money you ain’t get back ever when you remember about the money it’s ether gone or they’re like money what money
    You ain’t ever gonna get back so keep your money safe

  • @huiyiwang4532
    @huiyiwang4532 5 лет назад +24

    Actually I am a chinese whose childhood has been a mixture of both (I live in Spain)

    • @ltsf
      @ltsf 4 года назад

      Europe is in between

  • @ashwika4782
    @ashwika4782 4 года назад +3

    I am not even Chinese, but it was so relatable except the kissing one, I am from India

  • @LeeMeow_
    @LeeMeow_ 5 лет назад +4

    吗的
    我的国中小童年就是不断的补习,放学补,假日补,暑假补,寒假补
    不是到早上晚上就是傍晚。
    独生女已经够孤单了还要被送去补习班受苦,国考前更是考卷考卷考卷
    毕业后唸专科没唸普通高中,终于不用每天补烂习,寒暑假终于没有作业,顶多实习三周或准备开学考就好,轻松,而且还比普通高中放的久
    如果我重新投胎一次我还是不会想重新一次国中小生涯

    • @宋凝
      @宋凝 5 лет назад

      我小时候没有上过补习班,因为我父母不舍得花钱。但是要考全级前十。就是,不给你花钱,让你自己学的意思,反正结果就是你要达到全级前十,不然就给你施加压力。你觉得哪种好啊?

    • @felixzhang1736
      @felixzhang1736 5 лет назад

      那是你没念好,

  • @Rhea_reading_room
    @Rhea_reading_room 4 года назад +6

    It should be western v/s Asian 😂 I'm Indian And I can relate but one child policy is particularly only in china

  • @Yasmin-no4ui
    @Yasmin-no4ui 4 года назад

    About the pocket money is literally every Asian mom 😂😂

  • @bluishredpea
    @bluishredpea 6 лет назад +14

    阿福! 😂

  • @maggieho8205
    @maggieho8205 6 лет назад +41

    It’s so true 😂

    • @larrypek
      @larrypek 6 лет назад

      Maggie Ho real不是true

    • @johnsim6498
      @johnsim6498 6 лет назад +2

      Larry Chia 她写的好像是对的啊

    • @ky-mm6kg
      @ky-mm6kg 6 лет назад

      @@larrypek 她寫的是對的……

    • @源嚴正
      @源嚴正 6 лет назад

      @@larrypek 是true沒錯

  • @corallinehalli8845
    @corallinehalli8845 5 лет назад

    Can I get another piercing
    Dad: sure, as long as you do all your chores
    Mum: sure, as long as you get an A+ on every subject

  • @shiyongzheng33
    @shiyongzheng33 5 лет назад +3

    作为朝鲜族人,中韩两语都要学,比起汉族我们又多了一个科目。。还是我更苦啊。