This is the truest bit ever. My wife constantly swears she told me something, and I'll ask when, and she'll tell me (this is a real example) it was when we were out getting frozen yogurt, and I'll say, "That was your mom you were with. That wasn't me." And then that realization comes over her face and it's priceless.
@@samanthab1923Lol. I always tell her she definitely said it to the me in her head. Also being angry at me for a dream she had. True story: One morning she was giving me the cold shoulder and stomping around, and I finally asked what was going on. She growled, "What do you mean? You bought a pool table and didn't even talk to me about it! You don't even like playing pool." And I chuckled, which made her really angry, and I asked, "Where did I buy this table? And where is this table?" Then she said, "You wanted to put it on the back patio, but I don't know where you put it for now." And I asked, "So I was going to put an expensive table covered in felt on the patio where it can get rained on and beaten by the sun?" Then she looked confused and went to the garage to look, then to the patio, then she went online to check our bank account and credit card statement while I just sat on the couch and had a good laugh. She finally came out and said, "It might have been a dream," at which point I about lost it and couldn't breathe for a while. Then I called the kids down and I had her explain it, and my kids (like 12 and 10 at the time) were like, "Dad doesn't even buy Starbucks without telling you about it." Then she went upstairs and took a shower. We laugh about it now, but it wasn't the only time.
The fuck is this the 80s? TV sitcom is fucking hell for talent. He doesn't need an entire network of unfunny, woke bureaucrats to be successful. He's right where he belongs
I’m the one with a Maze mind in my marriage My wife thinks I talk a lot but I assure her that a ton more than she thinks gets filtered out before it comes out, haha!
That’s MY wife! I can leave the room and hear her talking to me when she SEES me down the hall going into another room. “Yes Honey, I’m sure you said it. Just not to anyone who could hear it”
Me too I never win a “discussion” I know I’m a little bit animated when I get passionate about the “discussions” we have I’ll give ya that , however I’m pretty sure I was right at least once in 30 years bahahahaha but whatever, that’s fine their are other ways to get your point across, you just have to be clever 😊
I loved the way he looked when he first started doing comedy! Seemed so wholesome for lack of a better word. He's still so hilarious. I've never heard him cuss once. But when he first started, his looks just matched his subjects in his jokes.
My wife will full on admit she says things in her heads that may not make it out….when she’s happy lol when she’s mad, she absolutely said it and can’t believe I didn’t hear it or don’t remember 😂
Hahaha he's right... I will be having a conversation with myself in my head, and in the middle of it, I have been known to bring my husband into it... and then I have to back track to get him up to speed....😂😂😂
I think everyone is beginning to recognize he has a very unique spin. It’s never what you think it’s gonna be it’s never when you expect it and that’s why he’s so hilarious. He’s just got this totally different take on things! 😅🤣😂
My ex would sometimes start a conversation mid way through and it’s like “Dear, can we rewind a bit so I know what we’re talking about too? You started this without me.”
The way women and men hear, then interpret what is being said, is different. My husband has told me I think I'm being clear and direct in what I want done or need, but it's just coming across as a suggestion or something that has no time frame. I've learned to voice everything in no uncertain terms.
This is the same with siblings! They tell you that you have a selective memory and then you start to feel crazy! It's happened so many times in front of witnesses and they'll still say i don't listen 😅
No way the “hold your hands out in front of you and turn them over in amazement” calibration step from the VR episode of community is part of this, that’s incredible
My husband has a poor memory AND ADHD. So he neither pays attention nor remembers the few things that do make it in there. SO F-ing FRUSTRATING! His colleagues have complained to me too. We all commiserated, all pointing out different instances of ridiculous frustrating moments. (Company BBQ) He heard about THAT and wasn't too happy about it.
“What’s wrong, honey?” “I’m angry with you!!!!” “Honey, I love you. What did I do?” “I shouldn’t have to tell you! You should just know because YOU DID IT!!!” *slams a cupboard door* “Well, I’m sorry for whatever I did. I love you.” *slams more cupboard doors* *silent treatment for 187 hours*
I've called to leave a message for the wife, and they never get the message. I don't think the dude even listened. I'd say, this is important, don't forget to tell her. but....no.
Amen! Impossible I’ve never listened over all these years. Yet they are superheroes with special powers, including the ability to keep score for a lifetime!
Women definitely have the first half of a conversation or fight in their heads and they finish with the second half out loud. I’ve caught my wife doing it and you have to call her out on the spot so they can acknowledge it. They don’t know they do it
Not just that, but when you do say everything you think you said.... how can you expect anyone to listen? I only know the lines from Lord of the Rings because I've watched it 30 times. If you want me to remember a 3 hour monologue, you're gonna have to repeat it a few times honey.
This is the truest bit ever. My wife constantly swears she told me something, and I'll ask when, and she'll tell me (this is a real example) it was when we were out getting frozen yogurt, and I'll say, "That was your mom you were with. That wasn't me." And then that realization comes over her face and it's priceless.
Similar!
But if she’s like my wife, she sticks to her guns and says it was you. 😂
That’s just your way of making us sound crazy. Of course we said it. 😉
@@samanthab1923Lol. I always tell her she definitely said it to the me in her head.
Also being angry at me for a dream she had. True story:
One morning she was giving me the cold shoulder and stomping around, and I finally asked what was going on. She growled, "What do you mean? You bought a pool table and didn't even talk to me about it! You don't even like playing pool." And I chuckled, which made her really angry, and I asked, "Where did I buy this table? And where is this table?" Then she said, "You wanted to put it on the back patio, but I don't know where you put it for now." And I asked, "So I was going to put an expensive table covered in felt on the patio where it can get rained on and beaten by the sun?"
Then she looked confused and went to the garage to look, then to the patio, then she went online to check our bank account and credit card statement while I just sat on the couch and had a good laugh. She finally came out and said, "It might have been a dream," at which point I about lost it and couldn't breathe for a while. Then I called the kids down and I had her explain it, and my kids (like 12 and 10 at the time) were like, "Dad doesn't even buy Starbucks without telling you about it."
Then she went upstairs and took a shower. We laugh about it now, but it wasn't the only time.
@@XXelpollodiabloXX See how crazy you make us? 😆 👋
"I'm O-fer". LOL!
"Not everything makes it out of that Maze up there." Will live rent free in my brain from now on . Nate Kills it! He is awesome :)
I do have “the maze!”
@@marypat7196 My maze is in need of some reconstruction ;P
A very complicated "maze up there"
The MAZE!! LOL
How he keeps a straight face the whole time, I'll never understand. 😊
As the wife this is unironically good marriage advice
My husband is always trying to finish my sentences, so if he knows me so well, he should be able to follow the abbreviated sentences. 🤣🤣🤣
YES!!!
I really enjoy comedy without all that cursing.
Thank you!!! I think the same thing happens to me 🤣😂🤣😂
His delivery is spot on and just so funny! Somebody give this man a TV sitcom!
The fuck is this the 80s? TV sitcom is fucking hell for talent. He doesn't need an entire network of unfunny, woke bureaucrats to be successful. He's right where he belongs
I’m the one with a Maze mind in my marriage
My wife thinks I talk a lot but I assure her that a ton more than she thinks gets filtered out before it comes out, haha!
Lol, my husband jokes that my brain is like the game mouse trap. 😂
Men:"Happy wife happy life"
Women: "Happy husband, what is he really up to"
ORRR, she says it in a room, across the house where a mere mortal cannot hear. :)
That’s MY wife! I can leave the room and hear her talking to me when she SEES me down the hall going into another room. “Yes Honey, I’m sure you said it. Just not to anyone who could hear it”
Every married man in the world is living this exact scenario.
" I've heard that everytime"😅😅😅
Spaghetti head vs waffle head 😂😂
I’ve heard that every time 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve made that same argument. No way I’m wrong every time In 25 years. Not statistically possible!!
He left. Single now 6 years. 🤷♀️
Youre a walking red flag
Sounds like a narrow minded narcissist! Be happy that you escape😂
@@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth 😂 Please explain why.
@@TheOnlyRealGamerOnEarth😂 Explain why. I'm quite certain that if she had been male, you would have been enthusiastically agreeing.
@GeorgiaJakes7 sounds like you are well rid of him to me. Being alone in good company is better than constant criticism and put downs for sure.
Thank God that I am not alone 😂
Maze up "there"...😮
Me too I never win a “discussion” I know I’m a little bit animated when I get passionate about the “discussions” we have I’ll give ya that , however I’m pretty sure I was right at least once in 30 years bahahahaha but whatever, that’s fine their are other ways to get your point across, you just have to be clever 😊
Expect the unexpected with Nate!😂😂😂
Ha. We don't make it out of the maze sometimes either.....but we think we do. Omg I'm dyin😂
OMgeeee, funny!!😂😂
Somewhere... In those wedding vows... She vows to tell him every thought.... He vows to never listen 😂😂😂
I loved the way he looked when he first started doing comedy! Seemed so wholesome for lack of a better word. He's still so hilarious. I've never heard him cuss once.
But when he first started, his looks just matched his subjects in his jokes.
I have this conversation with my wife quite a bit😂😂😂
My wife will full on admit she says things in her heads that may not make it out….when she’s happy lol when she’s mad, she absolutely said it and can’t believe I didn’t hear it or don’t remember 😂
Hahaha he's right... I will be having a conversation with myself in my head, and in the middle of it, I have been known to bring my husband into it... and then I have to back track to get him up to speed....😂😂😂
Love this! ❤
So True!
% Agree women don't say everything they think they says LOL
40 years and he still doesn’t remember the recipe for 🧊🤷🏻♀️
I think everyone is beginning to recognize he has a very unique spin. It’s never what you think it’s gonna be it’s never when you expect it and that’s why he’s so hilarious. He’s just got this totally different take on things! 😅🤣😂
My ex would sometimes start a conversation mid way through and it’s like “Dear, can we rewind a bit so I know what we’re talking about too? You started this without me.”
The way women and men hear, then interpret what is being said, is different. My husband has told me I think I'm being clear and direct in what I want done or need, but it's just coming across as a suggestion or something that has no time frame. I've learned to voice everything in no uncertain terms.
A tape recorder and listening to playbacks together can help with that so much.
Spot on.
This is the same with siblings! They tell you that you have a selective memory and then you start to feel crazy! It's happened so many times in front of witnesses and they'll still say i don't listen 😅
43 years of marriage and its undivided attention to the speaker, with 2 way conversation, because we are actually communicating with each other.
I always thought marriage was for fun.
Boy was I wrong 😮
That maze😂
The Best
He said maze!!!😮😂😮😂😂😂😅
hilarious 😂
41 years of marriage and I am O-for too. 😅
Hope this dude can travel to South.Texas would love to see him.In person just came across him a couple months ago.He cracks me up
I can't wait to get married. It's gonna be so great.
No way the “hold your hands out in front of you and turn them over in amazement” calibration step from the VR episode of community is part of this, that’s incredible
Oh my goodness,,,, I've been saying that exact thing to my wife for years now. I know how you feel
Bingo!!!
My first wife and three daughters use to say the Words on my Head Stone will be "Just Listen" LOL
Men hear they don't always listen.
Love him
So true 😅
He's so good.
My wife said “did you hear what I said.” I thought, that’s a weird way to start a conversation.
I don't understand why my wife keeps starting conversations with, "Are you even listening to me?"
I wish so much that I could be his best friend. My life would be complete.
Exactlllyy haha
Women live in a different reality than men
I tell my wife, you have to say it out loud. Conversations you have with me in your head don’t count.
Sounds about right
Truth 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
Batting 1,000 :)
My wife repeats things over and over and over. Then she'll slip in something new and expect me to still be listening. Not fair.
My parents are in their late 70's... Still miserable and together.
😂😂😂😂❤️
If something is NOT IMMINENTLY relevant, he won't/can't hear or listen. He says, " I need repetition."
Me: Dude, even a DVR has a limit.
this is so true
😂😂😂
Didnt realy mean listen.....meant obey.
My oldest child of 3 tells me..."Ma, I told you..(whatever) "Yeah, so did your sister, the dog, the cat, your son, and my phone!"
😂
Never! Not one damn thing…
Well the truth is, a lot of husbands are physically present but emotionally absent...they may hear things but not internalize them.
Why not to marry 101. This guy makes you want to be single your whole life
My husband has a poor memory AND ADHD. So he neither pays attention nor remembers the few things that do make it in there.
SO F-ing FRUSTRATING!
His colleagues have complained to me too. We all commiserated, all pointing out different instances of ridiculous frustrating moments. (Company BBQ)
He heard about THAT and wasn't too happy about it.
Written lists or texts of agreed to chores or activities, also a shared phone calendar helps so much.
❤
Why is it that any comedian who looks at joe Rogan gets a Netflix special but guys like this don't?
Nate Bargatze does have Netflix specials....
“What’s wrong, honey?”
“I’m angry with you!!!!”
“Honey, I love you. What did I do?”
“I shouldn’t have to tell you! You should just know because YOU DID IT!!!” *slams a cupboard door*
“Well, I’m sorry for whatever I did. I love you.”
*slams more cupboard doors* *silent treatment for 187 hours*
I feel like my husband would be over the moon if I was able to shut my mouth for that long
You never listen means you didn't do what she wanted that's all lol
It’s not that we don’t listen, it’s that we don’t understand the bizarre stream of consciousness flowing out of their mouth.
You men. Just don’t listen lol
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol🎉😂
I've called to leave a message for the wife, and they never get the message. I don't think the dude even listened. I'd say, this is important, don't forget to tell her. but....no.
100%
Dose this guy ever swear 🤬. Not often a comedian these days that doesn't swear. Kinda impressed 👏
Comedians name please
Nate Bargatze
Amen! Impossible I’ve never listened over all these years. Yet they are superheroes with special powers, including the ability to keep score for a lifetime!
Maybe wifey not having face -to-face speaking is the problem
We can’t hear the voices in their head! Btw don’t ever say that to your wife!
This is gospel
Women definitely have the first half of a conversation or fight in their heads and they finish with the second half out loud. I’ve caught my wife doing it and you have to call her out on the spot so they can acknowledge it. They don’t know they do it
I probably do the same thing. 😬 but at least I am single.
What’s his name?
Nate Bargatze
Not just that, but when you do say everything you think you said.... how can you expect anyone to listen? I only know the lines from Lord of the Rings because I've watched it 30 times. If you want me to remember a 3 hour monologue, you're gonna have to repeat it a few times honey.
People are laughing but in no way would I want to be with an awfulizer who uses always, never, etc. Not fair fighting.
An "awfulizer"? Lol never heard that word before! What does it mean?
how true and yes men don't listen!
Oh we listen. But if you're looking for something to train to jump at your beck and call get a dog.... or a monkey.
With good reason 😅
@@stanis8431 ha ha ha you its TRUE
@@jeffklaubo3168 Omg you are not funny at all but your showing your stupidity!!!!!!!