GHETTO TOY REVIEWZ [#06] JUMPING SUPER MARIO

[@DashieXP2]

kids.........
toys............

[@ericthorogood190]

DashieXP2 DACHIEEEEEE

[@Draz_Games]

DashieXP2 😂😂😂

[@TheHomieLew]

Geto

[@TheHomieLew]

DACHIE ILY-

[@restinpeace9928]

DashieXP2 please bring back happy wheels

[@rivano1529]

Waited a whole year for this! So happy!!!

[@juliafedorko8154]

Rivano Blikkie it was worth the wait tbh

[@rivano1529]

obey julia I will always wait for dashie. He’s mah boii haha

[@yaboi_kel]

Rivo damn

[@Ernireg3]

YESSSSSS!!!! OMG!!! IM SO FUCKING HYPED AND HAPPY!!! IM AT WORK!!! LETS FUCKIN GOOOOO!!!!

[@silentnmaster7287]

Ernireg3 That's right my BOI

[@m0h51n_1]

Ernireg3 lmfao

[@Diylisandro]

Ernireg3 you gonna get yo AUZZ fired 😂😂

[@enigmacoyote9841]

Ernireg3 I'm at school watching this

[@lalolelo7046]

Ernireg3 HELL YEA!!!

[@Jay2fa]

Why dachie look like hes forced against his will to do this

[@pbandzzz6272]

It supposed to be like that

[@dredre2945]

San Goku nah its cause he's being forced by barney

[@Jay2fa]

youngtofly 170 oh oh oh that makes sense because so im i.... OH SHIT 😂

[@dredre2945]

Spank yeah he finna die !!!!!

[@ginJorel]

Barney bitch ass enslaving dachie for helpin TPindell
*Dachie blink if you're being forced*

[@shadowrider8225]

I wonder what people watching him for the first time think...

[@pogologo123]

Shadow Rider I new Dashie did some sort of drug

[@adamcpak5065]

Shadow Rider they would think he was on flaka

[@pogologo123]

Adam Cpak wasn't he on it?

[@regularoreos2864]

He was sniffing plastic

[@stutteringexe2008]

Shadow Rider they’re gonna be surprised when they see the Mario kart series

[@joeuraddiction09]

Lowkey lost any chance of sponsorship from Nintendo for smacking MARIO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@afterlifeprince8426]

💀

[@HeyJo15]

I died when he made the transforming noise

[@mslita09]

I know right! Especially all quite lol.

[@snagvisonzz5639]

Harden Productions Gaming then how did u type this🤔🤔🤔

[@pigoinkiminecrafti3758]

@@snagvisonzz5639 r/wooosh

[@GunslingingBird]

That's why nintendo never sent you a free game

[@KingOdious]

so true

[@paradoxjack7315]

Lol

[@XXIIXIIIXXXIXXXIX]

Been WAITING for another one of these, best toy reviews on RUclips!

[@zenzohhv2474]

Sideshow The Game Freak ikr who tf id ryanstoysreviews

[@atrxpstersspecial7084]

ikr

[@elijahinterlude]

BITCH I THOUGHT MY PHONE FROZE 😭

[@cybertrex5649]

😂😂

[@frostxlegendzx5798]

ELIJAH GaMeR welcome to dashies unboxings since 2012

[@frostxlegendzx5798]

ELIJAH GaMeR you're new welcome its been a minute since he made a video

[@xavieralbiar1245]

ELIJAH GaMeR same

[@elijahinterlude]

Frost xLegendzx ive been watching dashie since he started youtube

[@DDSpearsMashups]

Dashie looking skinny af. Looking good my boy!! 👏🏽👏🏽

[@Akio_Kuno]

Man we all prefer him thicc

[@Kylepeterson_]

Akio agreed just like Jonah hill

[@echos9396]

Someone wants the diuuhhh

[@akakiki4111]

Pause

[@Mimyakko]

I like him either way

[@jadefarmer4991]

When he smacked Mario off i watched it three more times 😂😂

[@staysimpletj9244]

ONG😂😂

[@staysimpletj9244]

Came back for memories😂

[@kyreemthompson9775]

Same

[@GhostxHours]

Could've at least watched it 5 times.

[@primalvelocity3811]

He tried to smack it while it was still in midair, after it hopped. Lol.

[@Julian-wk6qx]

6:00 my reaction to RUclips Rewind

[@adotm6813]

Same

[@VIccs826]

Mine was 6:58

[@jamescongdon4527]

This is literally the funniest series on RUclips. The awkward "I have depression" Dashie is so damn hilarious

[@awesomemaster0]

AND SAD AF😭😭😭😭

[@nuniq02]

He’s held as hostage again!

[@cybertrex5649]

Looney Nuni mah boi!!!
😂😂👌

[@furym7]

*😂😂😂 The intro tho*

[@zerxdm]

Have you never seen Dashie's ttooeez rreviuw

[@bunny8995]

QUIDDDZ TTOEEZ

[@devinweathers7520]

Would someone made bonuses time bonuses toy theme beat

[@TheRubioFamily]

At the end you should been like " oh yeah like I was saying last year....(cuts off)" haha

[@here2watch08]

YESS lmao

[@zizoegy8460]

Eaxctly what I was thinking about

[@jewelisntverymuchfun]

6:00 when your friends laugh with you over a suicidal joke but you wasn't kidding

[@ugandaknuckles1436]

Jewel Fleming lol

[@krusario4508]

Thanks should be called "Depressing Toyz Reviuuws"😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bean7344]

2:57... This is why nintendo doesn't want to work together with Dashie. Sorry ma boi, i just had to point it out.

[@2shynee85]

Crazy Bean lol

[@kirstengreis5007]

I lost it at that part

[@jessesit8288]

Lol do you think he even cares.

[@sabrinar.2360]

He does that with every toy 😂

[@wilfyy]

Yes, Dashie knocking a Mario toy away is the SOLE reason why Nintendo doesn’t support Dashie.

[@TheHomieLew]

"Go long!"
That literal mega pause afterwards.

[@kingpanda7515]

Dashie high key looked like he did not want to be there

[@BurberryBlue]

KingPanda I think he was just disappointed in the toys cus Mario was not jumping a lot

[@Beancent_]

KingPanda that’s the point

[@dev5339]

You’ve clearly haven’t been a fan long enough

[@smallshitter]

You probably don't understand this series

[@malmada3781]

KingPanda That’s the point smh

[@princejamar333]

OHHH SHIIITTT MAH BOI! U BACK WIT DIS! ERRRBODI BEEN WAITIN A YEAR FOR DIS, GLAD U BOUGHT IT BACK BRUH! TANKS DACHIE!

[@johnsorrow1987]

.....he gonna be like TROW CHEW TROUW CHOO TROW CHEW TROUEENCH!!!!

[@jalenjones6028]

My name jonn

[@jacobpolo5693]

Jalen Jones who gives a fuck

[@7Jakk.]

Now December can properly start 😌

[@runawayemily3400]

xzero18x agreed 😂

[@whatname4459]

Dashie at 6:02 - Kill me

[@kevinguzman1901]

The best toy reviewer on RUclips

[@missvanjie9671]

look what yall have done to him with those mario maker levels xD

[@MinasK.97]

*MAY BOY!!!* Finally you uploaded here!

[@zdubbs7609]

Bassmaniac JUNE BOY!!!
See what I did there?

[@isaacm3054]

Z Dubbs no

[@davidsanders1291]

Z Dubbs HA HA your wrong 😂😂😂

[@Stevenpa00]

Bassmaniac aaaaahhhhh!

[@afterlifeprince8426]

S.O.S *may day* we're going down

[@Ziaxx]

AND AHHHHHH, MiChEaL HeRe

[@TheHomieLew]

And UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Dashie should bring me back...
*snort*

[@Ziaxx]

Unassuming HQ Profile Pic FR!! 😂

[@waddupjd]

Dry blueberriz

[@Ziaxx]

Jay Play tOdaY We Are GoIng to bE TrYing ThIs nEw ReDbUlL BlUe BeRrY FlavOr, *snort*

[@Ziaxx]

Jay Play AND AHHHHHHHH

[@iDrkTV]

6:00 - Pretty much how the majority of my jokes go over as well.

[@codchamps8535]

TheOfficialDrk same

[@Tatumberry]

Thats tuff

[@destinyfye1405]

LMAOOOO

[@faizhayat4276]

TheOfficialDrk hah

[@ProlificPops]

The cringe 😂

[@thedesireofcooking3606]

Kids......
Toys......

[@Jose-cp1ov]

Damn nigga

[@2shynee85]

I thought something was wrong with my phone for a second

[@Martin-li7xb]

I was scrolling for like 3 weeks nigga damn

[@GoldenChild05]

Damn nigga that took a long time to find

[@butterfingers6113]

I was scrolling for 5 years. Damn.

[@RalfGameZ]

I fxcks with that Mega Man pillow in the back my boii!

[@pogologo123]

Ralf I fuck mine daily

[@gabofps6725]

pogologo123 nigga what

[@thesmkeshow]

pogologo123 😂😂😂😂

[@pogologo123]

Gabo uhhhh... Gulp... Fuck I didn't mean to uhhhh...stare..gulp

[@pogologo123]

VDR GAMING nah only one side is worn out I'mma hit it from the back

[@jeffreyshipp1948]

I waited a whole year for this Ghetto Toy Reviewz video! Thank you Dashie!

[@Ziaxx]

FINALLY

[@buteramoonlightt]

When he threw Mario to the side I screamed

[@COR3Yyt]

*QUIDDDZ*

[@questionblock8949]

"Can you make him jump out of the PACKAGE!!???!!
Haha dashie youre the best

[@nox2sweet]

this is truly the quality content i've signed up for to view on RUclips

[@beegyoshi2068]

Yes sir

[@cashmoney6002]

"One more BOWNUHS TOWEEE, BOWNUHS TIME!" Lmfao I can't with dashie😂

[@Sushi-kb4ey]

YES, I WAS HOPING HE WOULD BRING THIS BACK, THANKS UNCLE DASH

[@MsLitaa]

Yayy! Another toy review 😭😂😂😂❤

[@MsLitaa]

Winston o'moon yeah 😂😂😂😂

[@shun2975]

0:00 - 0:05 I thought it was paused😂😂

[@unrulygyal9407]

SHUN 297 me too

[@BlackObsidiann]

I was confused asf

[@theterminator8707]

Gets me every time

[@RenaissanceBoy_]

SHUN 297 same

[@therealbigsmoke_____1859]

SHUN 297 me to I thought the video had froze 😂😂😂😂

[@konradbiaek2323]

3:01 You can SEE Dachie wanted to laugh !

[@creedwilliamson8081]

1:30 and 4:39
Jump scare warning(headphones at max)

[@northsidechigga]

what the hell.. already one year ago damn my boi... time goes fast

[@trashcantacos]

Nyklops Ikr lmao

[@PhirePhlame]

2012 Dashie back my boys!?

[@minimario5073]

Were back in 2012

[@TheNickJonathan]

72speedway more like 2016

[@Gmoney0436]

I say we all hit up beats and let them know Dashie has been representing them since the beginning.

[@TriniLush7]

Y'all asked for it... IT'S HERE!!! 😍😍😍

[@jamesrovert1706]

WAIT ! , let me go watch the Dashiegames video first my boy

[@user-Jay178]

Great toy review.

[@loww_Jay]

bruh u should put elevator music in the background of your toy reviewz

[@espongebob]

loww_. Jay no that'll ruin the awkwardness of the videos

[@SugyImpa]

loww_. Jay I know exactly which song too

[@michaelrapp12]

YAS I JUST SAW THIS IN MY SUBSCRIPTIONS AND I WATCHED IT INSTANTLY KEEP THIS GOING EVERY CHRISTMAS.

[@F314CLT]

I WAS JUST WATCHING LAST YEARS VIDEOS THIS WEEK OH MY GOD YES

[@nuniq02]

I missed deez. It made my day😂😂😂

[@Stevenpa00]

Looney Nuni deez nutz

[@BoiCh33se]

Me to

[@kevindasilva669]

Is he ever gonna tell us what he needed to tell us

[@COR3Yyt]

*TTOEEZ*

[@YouAreWeird2149]

XotechnOzoner * Huh didnt know you watch dashies vids too.

[@therealest9943]

UUNBOXXN

[@COR3Yyt]

The Legendary Jokester HE'LL YEAH

[@COR3Yyt]

The Legendary Jokester i watch berleezy and pretty boy fredo as well

[@BriFijiOfficial]

my dumb ass really thought it was paused in the beginning of the video wow

[@steptembersw]

Doesn’t mean your dumb

[@darkestification]

Naw you cute lol

[@mrmister9860]

Joy Division wow

[@JoviYTVA]

Best unboxing series on RUclips don’t @ me

[@noahwee7051]

4:17 he was thinking: “what am I doing wit my life?”

[@tharealpinto9095]

Kinda missing the Cussing mah boy😢....but thanks for starting the series😀🙌

[@ukedude8565]

The Caped Crusader there's Quidds watching.

[@GodKai4]

blame youtube for that

[@jmcabunilas]

Missed these kind of videos Dashie pls bring these and the skits back in 2018!! 😭 Especially Cooking with Dashie!! 👌🏼😭

[@FuzeFire]

You must didn't watch his previous videos :P He said he's bringing it back... what a fan you are

[@Modupe5566]

Had to run to my brothers room and show him this straight away because we both love your unboxing videos 😁

[@enkidumeshf]

I cannot thumbs up enough. Literally. Thus makes my year that you've brought this back. Thanks dashie!

[@wimmer1108]

Lol in the beginning I thought that the video was paused!!!😂🤣😂

[@shadowgirlof11]

I swear that stare he does is so funny but he looks so cute XD

[@itsjustflare]

Dayum a whole year already??

[@mrwinston974]

6:00 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@JaiTheMoB]

Mr Nails ikr that's ma fav part😂💀

[@mirahristowa7673]

Mr Nails yes

[@chuckyfan1015]

You have to open his back and flip the switch from demo to on. Lol

[@scumbagivan4196]

Chuckyfan 101 I hate chucky.

[@ChuckyWhisky]

Chuckyfan 101 chuckywhisky, add me hahahah

[@BlckDen1m]

It’s backkkkkkk yesss

[@juliafedorko8154]

Coryxkenshin you already know mai boi

[@dylanharris8052]

Coryxkenshin fam... u know the “K” is capital right?

[@xwr3ckag3xjr39]

ngl dachie lost mad weight, im proud of you ma boi

[@IronBlaze77]

6:00. That freakin’ laugh gets me every time. 😂

[@RinaDeLaGhetto]

Wow it's been awhile mah boi😳

[@_soulful.woman311]

I KNEW IT !!! 😂💀

[@niamitchell7762]

DASHIE WTF I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS OMGGGG

[@ac.forever886]

I've been watching these reviews before you started this new series of em. The intro never got me *until my second time watching this video*

[@emigarcia1993]

Mah boi lookin a bit leaner, u on dat diet??

[@TheCPtutorales]

No, he on that depression *hue hue*
That Tina ffs

[@ChrisJRyan]

Lol

[@cherryontop8490]

Oh my god yes. This just made my whole fucking day thanks dash you never fail to make me smile ✌❤

[@iBoolGuy]

It's that time of year again!!

[@harambe6972]

That ambulance joke got me needing an ambulance rn im dying

[@jaygarcia448]

Meanwhile I’m still trying to figure out what dashie was trying to say last year at the end of these vids

[@johnm-cb1mn]

mario to thick to be jumping

[@juanman1478]

Donkey Son day DONKEY LEAVE

[@mariahelenafernandezdefior9132]

Yo daddy ain't welcomed here.

[@zYujiii]

Dang it looks like you lost some weight dash

[@DYSL3X1C-240]

4:12 when you're in second on the final lap and the person in first has no item.

[@legacygamergirl]

Dashie seem to lost some weight i see you dashie😀😀

[@Kylepeterson_]

Allure Jenkins we all want him thicc

[@_razor_flash_]

FUCK CLASS IM ABOUT TO WATCH THIS IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM 😂😂

[@jonathandominguez4262]

_Razor_ Flash_ lmao, I've done that

[@JasontheMasonable]

How is that a pause?

[@ImRatherTwistd]

IM SO HAPPY!

[@yoMaltz]

Love these

[@snaguine]

I thought my video was froze till he said ohh 😂

[@joshmedina5471]

Hell yes ma Boi!!!!!! So glad you brought this back!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@kinglundo4115]

This was hella funny and hella AKWARD THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FW DASH

[@meltymermaid5105]

This is the reason I started loving Christmas time again

[@frozone1692]

THANK YOU SO MUCH DASHIE

[@FuzeFire]

Real fans watches all his videos

[@antonio5777]

You been working out mah boy?!

[@bobswag2353]

Daishon he was talking about his fat in a video not to long ago and he said “give ya boy two more months”

[@ОктавианСа]

+Bob Swag ппп69 прошлом резон оооин67цц222

[@thatrippycoyotee9290]

Dashie's face just screams "What have I become?!"

[@keyontae2219]

BOWNUHS TOWEEE

[@Futurebeefcake]

Keyontae Ford BOWNUHS TYMMME

[@TruEchoX]

0:00 net neutrality has begun._.

[@YourDeath311]

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@BrandonSMB]

Its weird, i just got finished rewatching the other ones, next thing I see is this.

[@MostMorose]

ßяαηdσл Lol

[@AlwaysTrickster]

I still aint get my $5 from Bobby n dem