i hate clam blitz in splatoon 2
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- SO you like clam blitz in Splatoon 2? It's time for X rank placement matches and I really put my skills to the test...
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Please let Jay go outside. he hasn't seen daylight in ages.
Inky YT octo expansion flashback xD
AHHHHH
bruh ✞
Coronavirus: *Sike*
neither have i
You passing the football to your teammate who then scored really felt like a real-life basketball game haha
Playing basketball with a football made of clams
i love sport ball!
@@JayMoji 💀
(4:48)
Ah yes, the 5 stages of ranked mode. Gets in your head, make you overthink, you make irrational decisions, say words you don’t mean, and then you start crying
knew i wasnt the only one
Literally me every time I play ranked haha! There’s a reason I usually stick to turf wars.
I’m in c rank 😐
@@DXSHSOXP_000 it doesn’t matter what rank you are, as long as ur happy with it
Not agreed unless ots with miniguns, blaster, UMBRELLAS
those are cool clams in the thumbnail, thank u for the good meal
thank you for tasty clams mayaroni
Did you make the thumbnail??
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@@JayMoji hell, ok, you join my private battle on local play
I legitimately really dislike this mode. I can't even be bothered to get my rank in that mode to S.
Really?
I'm not a massive fan of it but coming at it with a strategy and confidence can help you enjoy it
For example, if you power clam, baller, roll to the basket and let them destroy the baller you won't drop your clams, scoring a sure dunk.
If you're not bothered to play it you're limiting your abilities about that part of the game. Learning all the modes will in general make you a better player.
Same
It's fun if you win, if not it's not😂 I'm X rank in every mode except clam blitz with S+2 and I don't think I'm getting better.
I don't even think it's fun if I win. All it does for me is stress me out.
@@JustViolet626 Well yes it gives lots of stress
"This is how you play Clam Blitz."
*immediately after*
"Help! Help, I'm scared!"
So calling out for help is how you play Clam Blitz. 😆
😂 that’s all I do when I play cause I’m a bot
yes obviously
😂
I love your vids jay
Can you add me
last time I was this early, etce had given birth to vian
o that stream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hide and seek
Lol that was HILARIOUS LMAO! 😂
I have bad memories.
Don’t remind me.
Oh god lmfao
Whenever I play clam blitz, i black out and come back when the match ends. The sight of the baskets activates my fight or flight lol
jitterbugshaman same
oh gosh
That’s… a bit concerning
Alternative title:
*"Jaymoji decide to play to Clam Blitz, still knowing he's gonna lose"*
P.S.:u have a beautiful voice 🥰🥰
Edit : Damn I've never got so many likes...😳
And also JayMoji's answer to my comment...🤩
indeed
you could rename all my videos with this title
Yeah…
@@JayMoji hi can you join my private battle
0:59 *And these were his last grand words before certain death*
SodaGirl
lol
He never got to play outside 😔
1:30 when he said “hey stop this guy, stop this guy!” I felt that.
Same
Clam Blitz is legitemately my favorite mode.
Plz dont h8 me
I hate clam blitz but hey, everybody has different opinions. It’s hard to survive in there tho ;-;
@@saiji9000 True. That's why I kill them first.
Also the thing that kills 100% of players eventually is the water
I'm rank B- in Clam Blitz, it's honestly a shitty mode. I've never liked it and it's never been a fair match.
WOOZIE It’s actually the best mode.
Sarcastic Squid That’s true. And there’s also the fact that no one knows any strategy. But besides that, I love it.
my teammates are so ducking retarded they won’t even grab the power clam that is *literally right next to them*
@@saiji9000 Talk about anger issues..
@@saiji9000 Oof
"A relaxing game of Clam Blitz" is an oxymoron in and of itself.
Bob is the best no doubt
jay:i’m confident in the squiffer
10 seconds later at 4:09 : this is not going well
2:09 one (1)) singular folk
sickoblitz hey salad!
thats less than two (two)
JayMoji dis is true
Heres my secret to getting X Rank in Clam Blitz:
Go Sploosh 7 and just run straight for the basket as quickly as you can. Try your best to score, dont care about dying on your way back to safety. An early lead will almost gaurantee a win if your team is competent enough with defense or assisting your push. Rinse, repeat, and bam you're in X Rank!
Ah I I remember a super clutch, yet hectic match in Clam Blitz that made me both love and hate the mode... was on Manta Maria, S rank, less than 10 seconds and into Overtime, our team just broke their basket and just needed like 1 more clam to toss in and win the game; but we suffered a wipe from the push. After returning from spawn and into Mid, the counter was starting to tick down and it seemed all hope was lost, my team was just swimming obliviously and waiting for the game to end; though, for some reason, I didn't give up and started thinking, enemy team wasn't anywhere near Mid at all and probably guarding the Basket. I thought that if I were to go through the fastest route, where you go from the small right-side platform that takes you directly to their basket, that they would just expect it and flatout murder me. So instead I took the route through the left-side of Their Middle-Plat and into the long pathway; and what happened next still amuses me like absolute hell. The enemy team was there, just Squid Partying in front of the Basket, all whilst the counter was already more than halfway finished. I made it within range of throwing a clam in and pressed 'A', enemy team spotted and immediately reacted to me popping up but it was too late and I managed to throw in the Game-Winning clam; therefore, winning us the game. All I can say is that I popped off pretty hard.
7:24
JayMoji: I gotta stop yelling at my teammates
*Putz12 enters the chatroom*
Uh oh.
4:40
Jaymoji: Look at him go, throwing bombs like a child. That's what children do.
Also Jaymoji: *Throws bomb*
Ummm jay when someone throws a super clam away it means that they can’t get it to the basket typically because they don’t have a weapon that can do it and need someone else to get it to the basket
Clam Bitz is my favorite thing in this game. Do you record your talk while playing? if so major props for doing it because it is pretty much impossible for me, my ADD doesn't let me focus haha
Clam blitz taints my soul
Jay: Look at him throwing bombs like a child. That's what children do.
Also Jay: *Proceeds to trow bomb*
Am I the only one who played Clam Blitz for fun and somehow got an S rank in Clam Blitz
*OH COME ON! IN THE AIR WITH THAT!*
*An Aerospray cancelled my Splashdown?!*
- JayMoji 2020 (7:34)
I'm just now getting into the splatoon community, really love the game, and your videos are awesome. Thanks bro 💚
DONT we all hate Clam Blitz?.....
No, just me?
Alright--
IMO Clam Blitz is my favorite mode. It is the mode that uses the most strategy, and as a result, the noobs who only play to get kills don't play this mode, and that is a very good thing.
I only hate clam blitz because nobody even dares to support me. If only my teammates weren’t such trash, *forgetting to pick up the power clam that is right fucking next to them, missing the basket when I literally need them to throw it, blocking my shots and getting me splatted, NOT THROWING THEIR CLAMS, INKING TURF LIKE IT’S A TURF WAR, SPAMMING BO-*
jay: ha ha funnee made up word hee hee folk folk folk
me, who had to study grammar for Far Too Long:
*boi*
"He's gone now" he said.
And he was talking about Ms. Salty.
*MS. SALTY*
"I hate clam blitz in Splatoon 2"
I love clam blitz in Splatoon 2.
OMG, IT'S A NEW VIDEO!!!!!! GREAT VIDEO JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JayMoji: * Selects fresh squiffer *
Me : * Thinks of the 1st video with that weapon where he never got a single kill with it. *
Oh No
You know, it's actually kinda depressing knowing that you have to hit 75K subscribers to go outside. Can't right now anyway, because of corona, but still.
Every time I play this game mode I get knocked out and it’s soooo annoying like if you have the same problem
3:45 who the heck needs that much main Power up 😂😂😂 (bots do)
I do because im a slosher main
I love clam Bitlz I know all you guys hate it but it’s just so much fun for me especially when you know how to use your Nintendo right I’m like all of you who just used the wrong way you’re supposed to have the remote upside down when you play it you’re supposed to have a upside down😂
I always say Booyah two times and that gives me good luck
Great game! I am also playing Splatoon2. You have talent. Thank you for sharing. Full watched.
I just realized when he was leveling up it Said 2020
I saw you in turf earlier after being dared to use handheld and I played so badly and now I’m just embarrassed- vsiwbxiabsjsj
We can all agree with the title...
It could have been a fun mode. Look where that went...
I don't agree, sometimes I think about how I'm the only person in the world that likes Clam Blitz.
Edit: I am not a sinner, I LOVE Clam Blitz.
10:50 I swear this happens to me as well in CB lol
If anyone ever kills my squid party buddy your splash down will be canceled and why did the thumbnail look like you had flying potato? Also maybe don't use the splatter shot and try the... kensa weapons because there
👌 gottem
life with clam blitz existence is just suicidal for the fellow squids and octos
To be honest I think you hate everything about Splatoon 2. You know what I hate spawn campers!
Hey! i have a question i would like to become a creator on rise and i have a switch and it looks like your screen recording it somehow can anyone tell me how too? Not asking for clout.
Jay when you laughed after you said folk I immediately started laughing
Nice vid Jay but like... who doesn't?
Sometimes i tell myself that my skills reflects my rank. But sometimes i just doubt that idea. Please tell me that im wrong
Jaymoji gets triggered
Me: *holy moly, Jesus Christ is going to earth*
I think clam blitz was the first mode I got X rank in. I just think the clams are cute
Clam Blitz is my favorite mode! I hope you get to go outside, btw! 😂
That boomer inkling on the front 😂😂😂😢
it’s so funny being a fan of clam blitz and finding it really easy and reading these comments
It’s hard not to like a person like jay
I kinda like that mode, but its not my favorite
You still live with your parents? Lol
clam blitz is my second favourite mode :(
4:38 *Jay talks about how these people are being childish or a child for throwing bombs*
...
4:44 also jay *IMMEDIATELY THROWS BOMB*
Clam blitz is the most stupidest mode in ranked EVER. I hate it with a burning passion
You have a lot of sea snail. You should find a piece of gear and reroll it 400 times. It will give you 1200 chunks to make whatever gear you want
Edit: the brand does affect which chunks you get so if you want a bunch of mpu, you can reroll a piece of Toni Kensa gear :)
I feel like MPU mean Most Power Up
Imagine being bad at clam blitz
9:12
“that was really disrespectful.”
honestly i have no idea how that made me laugh-
Who Doesn't Hate Clam Blitz?
Me: Lol X rank in clam blitz must SUCK!
JayMoji: What NO! IT DOES NOT, CLAM BLITZ IS MY FAVORITE MODE!!!!!!!!!!
Also JayMoji: SIKE, I HATE CLAM BLITZ! LOL!!!!!!!
Also me: Um. . .ok
I hate this mode the worst mode in Splatoon 2
I've been stuck in B territory for far too long but it's very comforting to know that X players still have the same existential dread every Clam Blitz match that I do 😔 I feel your salt buddy
I thought I was the only one who hated it. Everytime I hop on splatoon 2 it's always this game mode
the exact opposite for me, this is my favorite mode but for some reason each time i boot up the game its never on
OMG IT MY NAME AT 0:42 !!!!! She's now my twin sister XD
Btw it name Arai
I succ at rank so I never play it lmao
I really like the feeling of starting games over at square 1 so..I'm probably never gonna have a good rank in any of the modes I think.
i was playing clam blitz while watching this video, i pulled a jaymoji and *they got the lead during overtime by 3 points-*
Your character looks so dead inside in the thumbnail-
Clam blitz? More like clam poop
dude I remember the days of the switch before I got an Xbox
Bad decision
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET SO MANY SUPER SEA SHELLS AND THAT MANY COINS!?
Are you hacking Jay?
This is the ultimate i hate video lol
folks in the plural form means "people". The singular of "people" is person, not "fellow". 'Folk' is defined generally by the OED as a 'people, nation, race or tribe'.
Don’t worry.
Stay *clam.*
B-But JayNoob...I-I love Clam Blitz...
RUNNING IN THE 90'S!
I really, REALLY, *REALLY* hate clam blitz. Just the sight of the basket gives me anxiety. Sure, I’m S+ in the other 3 modes, but this one... I’m literally stuck in A-, almost going down to B+. Seriously, my teammates are so stupid, they won’t even pick up the power clam right next to them, and when I throw the power clam into the basket, everybody’s literally trying to collect another power clam when I’m like “C’mon! Support me!” And then I get splatted. I cannot count how many times I raged at this mode.
“he throws a bomb like a child”
“cause that's what children do”
*Ah yes explosive children*
Me: I wonder what Ranked Mode I'll be play-
Splatoon 2: HERE'S CLAM BLITZ AND SPLAT ZONES!!!
Me: ...yeah Imma go play some Salmon Run
Clam blitz just feels scuffed and jank, I'd rather play any other mode, and usually play salmon run
I had a player who wouldnt use the ball. LIKE THEY ARE A CLAM HORDER
This video was made 2 years ago today happy birthday
This video was made 3 years ago today. Happy birthday
2:25 this is most COD players bad habit especially on Nuketown 😂😭
Ball: *Drops in water*
5 Seconds Later
Jaymoji: Where the ball go?
LEGIT I HAVE SPLATZONES. All my matches I got level 11,15 20 under LEGIT. the enemy with level 40s
"Because my mom says, if I hit 75k subscribers, she'll let me go out and play"
I feel like Jay Hates everythin in splatoon 2 such as stages and weapons LOL😭😭🖐
"A relaxing game of clam blitz. Nothing but SOOTHING PEACE AND QUIET!"
Hey I have a question.
Did you pay the Nintendo Online Membership to play Splatoon Online? It's kinda a dump question but I gotta know if there's any other possibility to play online without paying that?
CEO of clam blitz
Alternative Title: *”Don’t Choose to Play a Relaxing Game of Clam Blitz or This Happens…”*
Whenever I play ranked, I will pick a weapon I like, winning streak for some matches, then losing streak. If I don't change something, I lose rank. This is why it can be infuriating to play ranked, not to mention a sudden bad connection disconnecting you...
JayMoji. If you see this comment, you should be aware that Hungryham will pick up the rainmaker anytime
Same imao clam sucks
Jay: 3,2,1, nicely done
Jay if you become a poet I’ll get your mom to let you go outside