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  • @garrettmccullough2249
    @garrettmccullough2249 4 года назад +22725

    "Twitter is a game that really makes you feel like your opinions matter."
    - IGN 10/10

    • @imnotyou4831
      @imnotyou4831 4 года назад +454

      It's has a little thing for everyone

    • @timroth296
      @timroth296 4 года назад +123

      that is one of the best jokes ive seen this past month

    • @ThatOneDude7
      @ThatOneDude7 4 года назад +25

      I feel like Dunkey would be very sad that there's no originality in his comment section FeelsBadMan

    • @kerza1358
      @kerza1358 4 года назад +5

      comment of the month

    • @SirCommoner
      @SirCommoner 4 года назад +5

      That's a nice joke, really taking it to the next level

  • @doggo7514
    @doggo7514 4 года назад +5226

    Twitter: Where people think that having the ability to speak makes them more intelligent.

    • @HansDenuevo
      @HansDenuevo 4 года назад +33

      Well said, my fellow intelligent individual.

    • @lolwtnick4362
      @lolwtnick4362 4 года назад +14

      r/irony

    • @anemoneyas
      @anemoneyas 4 года назад +19

      much like youtube comments

    • @sirduggins
      @sirduggins 4 года назад +4

      Ikr it's crazy how much smarter you are than all of them lol

    • @wilfriedsteinbach8700
      @wilfriedsteinbach8700 4 года назад +6

      the irony in this one lmao

  • @nonutnovemberman
    @nonutnovemberman 3 года назад +5262

    “Twitter is like a stick of uranium, the more you hold it, the more toxic you become.”
    - penguinz0

  • @AndrewRealm
    @AndrewRealm 3 года назад +1995

    It's so perfect that this video's lenght is 1:40, a reference to the 140 character limit that Twitter used to infamously have.

    • @chebic5095
      @chebic5095 3 года назад +135

      I’m stupid as shit and after finishing the video I clicked on the time stamp at least 50 times being confused why it wouldn’t bring me back.

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 3 года назад +82

      As opposed to the current 1 character limit.
      According to reviews, only being able to use one singular letter from the english alphabet "really brought out the creativity" and "made the platform a lot less toxic"
      10/10 a little something for everyone

    • @jonahtran1834
      @jonahtran1834 3 года назад +29

      @@waffles6280 At first, there was an issue of people only spamming “e” and “f”, but now there is more letter diversity with letters like “a”.

    • @Kringlet
      @Kringlet 2 года назад

      I made your comment one thousand likes your welcome :)

    • @yashwantsingh6703
      @yashwantsingh6703 2 года назад +3

      Or 100 seconds referring to the upper bound of IQ of people having a debate on Twitter.

  • @dennischiu272
    @dennischiu272 4 года назад +4895

    "Its ok to be white"
    I think he means blue and black.

    • @lotheruu
      @lotheruu 4 года назад +281

      I'm pretty sure he meant white and gold.

    • @andrewkelly2028
      @andrewkelly2028 4 года назад +106

      Pretty sure he meant blue and gold.

    • @iknight60
      @iknight60 4 года назад +7

      Lotheru that’s what he said

    • @GrandHighGamer
      @GrandHighGamer 4 года назад +89

      White and gold. Golden hair = Blonde Hair.
      Confirmed that everyone that saw a white and gold dress is a nazi. More news at 11.

    • @saps4756
      @saps4756 4 года назад +16

      Guys I can only see gray, help

  • @cam8842
    @cam8842 4 года назад +5567

    Random person on twitter:
    "I love dogs"
    Twitter's response:
    "Nope, you are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye."

    • @moisesramirez9654
      @moisesramirez9654 4 года назад +220

      Random k pop stan: *random video of girls dancing with no context*

    • @DerpyVenom
      @DerpyVenom 4 года назад +41

      @@moisesramirez9654 this ^ that shit is making twitter boring

    • @tabinavi.
      @tabinavi. 4 года назад +2

      이루다 what do you mean?? i love seeing all the people get mad over fancams. dudes get so mad over a goddamn video

    • @toshio8980
      @toshio8980 4 года назад +30

      Actually dogs are a concept made by *society*

    • @yashvardhangaur8547
      @yashvardhangaur8547 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHA

  • @elhopper3735
    @elhopper3735 3 года назад +1703

    Dunkey tweeting “banana” in the middle of all this dress stuff. Yes thank you Dunkey

  • @waldorfthepig1431
    @waldorfthepig1431 3 года назад +4200

    For those of you that haven't already, please don't make a twitter account. The memes are good, but the headaches are worse

    • @nothingness6173
      @nothingness6173 3 года назад +89

      Couldn’t agree more

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 года назад +106

      i have one, but i only use it for shitty giveaways and following my youtube subscriptions in case i get banned.

    • @SophisticatedGoat222
      @SophisticatedGoat222 3 года назад +205

      I just use Twitter to follow video game news and see what Sakurai's picture of the day is. It's great for things like that, just don't go browsing anything even *slightly* political.

    • @My_Legs_Hurt
      @My_Legs_Hurt 3 года назад +5

      I only have one to block twitter channels I dont want to look at (so pretty much almost all of them)

    • @crunchy_crop
      @crunchy_crop 3 года назад +126

      Seriously. Anyone reading this comment, don't download twitter. It can ruin your mood with their constant petty arguments and pointless agendas. The memes might be good but it's not worth it.

  • @hitzcritz
    @hitzcritz 4 года назад +9356

    Twitter's just people expressing their opinion that everyone else's opinion is wrong.

    • @johnnycakez2750
      @johnnycakez2750 4 года назад +328

      nah, you're just wrong.
      feel free to tweet me directly for a character limited disagreement on the matter.

    • @TheAmubis
      @TheAmubis 4 года назад +104

      uh oh, Imma cancel everyone who speaks real facts

    • @TheAmubis
      @TheAmubis 4 года назад +62

      @The main cause of warps in all of reality I'm blocking you, I'm blocking them, I'm blocking this, I'm blocking Obama. Reported. I win, bye - bye

    • @BUBBA808
      @BUBBA808 4 года назад +8

      mr Obama what are you doing here

    • @Black-Dawg-Jesus
      @Black-Dawg-Jesus 4 года назад +26

      Nope, you are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye.

  • @bgo5592
    @bgo5592 4 года назад +2755

    "Death to all people with a respiratory system"
    -Hideo Kojima

    • @123hattan
      @123hattan 4 года назад +70

      Is that the guy who made Giraffe's Standing?

    • @nal8503
      @nal8503 4 года назад +13

      @SWC revived Yes, he appeals to the male fantasy.

    • @Jojo-ot3sv
      @Jojo-ot3sv 4 года назад +28

      “Egg” -hideo kojima

    • @watermelonguy2200
      @watermelonguy2200 4 года назад

      Do a dunkey have a respiratory system?
      Ho sh-

    • @2015071
      @2015071 4 года назад +1

      @renardo3333 Corona-chan is FOXDIE confirmed

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 3 года назад +623

    Twitter is like if RUclips were only the comment section.

  • @Frosty-my5lm
    @Frosty-my5lm 3 года назад +388

    “Note to self -
    Never make social media platforms at Jack Dorsey’s house.”
    -Gex

  • @symbiojoe6857
    @symbiojoe6857 4 года назад +6162

    "What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play at all."

    • @carcinogenicthalidomide3057
      @carcinogenicthalidomide3057 4 года назад +105

      Makes you feel like batman.

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 4 года назад +141

      Think of it as a food fight. Everyone joins in but no one intends to see, or be the winner. They just want to mess up as many people as possible.

    • @Cavirex
      @Cavirex 4 года назад +45

      Wargames!
      Love this reference

    • @gasparguruoftime5475
      @gasparguruoftime5475 4 года назад +39

      This is such a perfect description of Twitter...wow.
      Also it’s a really cool Wargames reference that I very much appreciate.

    • @VectormanRxQueen
      @VectormanRxQueen 4 года назад +1

      symbiojoe lol

  • @KingCoelacanth
    @KingCoelacanth 4 года назад +2371

    In short: Twitter is a mosh pit of arguments that you can’t win in.

    • @ASpaceGhostFC2C
      @ASpaceGhostFC2C 4 года назад +89

      your argument is nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye

    • @pedroemo5477
      @pedroemo5477 4 года назад +17

      Metal head here, and no. A mosh pit is fun and a symbol of union, and you can't win because its a cooperative thing. Twitter just sucks

    • @TraXXXtar
      @TraXXXtar 4 года назад +13

      chu talkin bout, ive won every single internet argument ive ever had since the inception of time and by stating this and knowing it to be true and nobody being able to prove me wrong, i hereby win this argument and any other possible one that may start in this particular comment thread. i win, bye bye

    • @Kurobeau
      @Kurobeau 4 года назад +4

      Even if there is no argument. Also, the point of an argument is supposed to be to find common ground and learn from the discussion, not win. Why are people so insecure. Winning is meaningless in an argument. Winning means u got a small high off of your own emotions, and wasted multiple peoples times, achieving sweet FA.

    • @azeranth9263
      @azeranth9263 4 года назад +3

      More precisely, it's a bunch of cultists who can't actually articulate an argument, screaming at the six or seven people who can, or at the occasional cultist who manages to repeat something mildly intelligent

  • @stealthcheck
    @stealthcheck 3 года назад +1092

    "Nope, you are nitpicking and racist, I win, bye bye", - Actual Twitter 2020.

    • @wrecquerel
      @wrecquerel 3 года назад +111

      "its ok to be white"
      you are racist, bye bye
      "its not ok to be white"
      you are racist, bye bye
      "race doesn't matter"
      you are racist, bye bye

    • @jeffersonjjohnson
      @jeffersonjjohnson 3 года назад +29

      @@wrecquerel is it ok to be white and gold?

    • @wrecquerel
      @wrecquerel 3 года назад +42

      @@jeffersonjjohnson you are racist, bye bye

    • @jeffersonjjohnson
      @jeffersonjjohnson 3 года назад

      is it ok to be twelve?

    • @dayreez
      @dayreez 2 года назад +9

      @@jeffersonjjohnson you are racist, bye bye

  • @bigmoneygerbils
    @bigmoneygerbils 3 года назад +94

    I love how Dunkey addresses a trend from 5 years ago and still makes it relevant.

  • @marcusrobinson-johnson
    @marcusrobinson-johnson 4 года назад +2020

    "This is truly the first Tweet-type game." - Hideo Kojima.

    • @christopherrowe7860
      @christopherrowe7860 4 года назад +7

      and the man could even make that good

    • @leits.
      @leits. 4 года назад +13

      🅱️ideo 🅱️ojima

    • @yungmetr0135
      @yungmetr0135 4 года назад

      this is TWEET gameplay

    • @AntiRiku
      @AntiRiku 4 года назад +6

      its okay
      oh shit! wait its made by kojima ??
      i love it

    • @FrightNFight
      @FrightNFight 4 года назад +4

      "Nobody cares about you whites" - also Hideo Kojima

  • @aarond9563
    @aarond9563 4 года назад +1739

    Did anyone else notice how the video is 1:40 seconds because Twitter’s character limit used to be 140 characters? I see you Wilbur!

    • @CLOUDM003
      @CLOUDM003 4 года назад +17

      This comment needs to go higher.

    • @Dukstless
      @Dukstless 4 года назад +44

      But 1:40 is only 100 seconds.
      Shouldn't the video be 2:20 to make it 140 seconds?

    • @CLOUDM003
      @CLOUDM003 4 года назад +21

      There are people that are stupid enough to not know the difference between 1:00 on a microwave and 100 seconds. This fixes that.

    • @danielguveiyian
      @danielguveiyian 4 года назад +1

      big brain

    • @JSearsFilms27
      @JSearsFilms27 4 года назад +1

      This should have 140 likes

  • @vedaryan334
    @vedaryan334 3 года назад +109

    The person who said we're better off building our own societies, having the blue checkmark, is the most Twitter person I have ever seen.

    • @vedaryan334
      @vedaryan334 2 года назад +1

      @Michael Lochlann ohh. I didn't get it then . There are stupid people like that everywhere so I just don't know what to believe in.

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 3 года назад +1575

    “UGLY DRESS, shitty photographer”
    Love how this has nothing to do with the colors
    (Filthy self-promotion incoming)
    If anyone cares I make videos of my cat Dim and he’s pretty cute

    • @ihatehandles69420
      @ihatehandles69420 3 года назад +20

      Maybe there were saying it's a bad photo so the color is hard to tell?

    • @n1codabosh878
      @n1codabosh878 3 года назад +1

      see the hashtag from behove

    • @gabe8168
      @gabe8168 3 года назад +5

      @@ihatehandles69420 the color isn't hard to tell. It's black and blue but some peoples brains have color correction that makes it seem white and gold. It depends on how your brain developed to see colors

    • @dava8058
      @dava8058 3 года назад +21

      @@gabe8168 nah it's green

    • @juliocesaralvesfernandes8158
      @juliocesaralvesfernandes8158 3 года назад +5

      @@gabe8168 then how come in some pictures i see one color, and then in other pictures i see another one?

  • @emilybeckstrand5413
    @emilybeckstrand5413 4 года назад +4391

    Amidst the chaos, we see a single, poetic post from Dunkey himself.
    "banana"

    • @jamesdandrea7284
      @jamesdandrea7284 4 года назад +46

      And lets not forget BEEG YOSHI

    • @Leeroythebirb
      @Leeroythebirb 4 года назад +33

      Spaghetti and meatballs

    • @jarebear1474
      @jarebear1474 4 года назад +24

      This is a bumble bee 🐝

    • @frumbolo
      @frumbolo 4 года назад +33

      @@jarebear1474 cool picture of a black and blue bee

    • @knight13117
      @knight13117 4 года назад +1

      The voice of reason

  • @Soridan
    @Soridan 4 года назад +1316

    "The internet was a mistake"
    - Hayao Miyazaki

    • @mwoakill09
      @mwoakill09 4 года назад +44

      "Gay"
      - ur mom

    • @kylefer
      @kylefer 4 года назад +3

      Twitter*

    • @rekius328
      @rekius328 4 года назад +12

      "wah" - doomguy

    • @NintendoMasterNo1
      @NintendoMasterNo1 4 года назад +22

      Social media was actually a mistake though. I'm completely serious.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 4 года назад

      XD

  • @whysoserious4882
    @whysoserious4882 4 года назад +33

    1:28 protein bars ads casually popping up 😂

  • @justamanofculture12
    @justamanofculture12 4 года назад +31

    Twitter really makes you feel like tweeting.

  • @MrXxsnipesXx
    @MrXxsnipesXx 4 года назад +1686

    Twitter recently: "Here is the truth on the coronavirus, from me, a dude with a transformers picture"

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 года назад +22

      Just Jams lol so fucking true
      Wait till people below me start an argument about it.

    • @psychicjellyfish9466
      @psychicjellyfish9466 4 года назад +37

      Jake X 19 seconds and no argument. So far so good.

    • @NRobbi42
      @NRobbi42 4 года назад +67

      Wow, you're a nitpicking and biased

    • @kyumazu1926
      @kyumazu1926 4 года назад +2

      Waiting

    • @TrueCarthaginian
      @TrueCarthaginian 4 года назад +47

      Uh, are you saying you know better than Optimus Prime? I don't think sooooooo.

  • @yanipheonu
    @yanipheonu 4 года назад +2165

    "Everyone is stupid except me" said everyone.

    • @BradenBest
      @BradenBest 4 года назад +1

      XKCD #610

    • @jmoa5758
      @jmoa5758 4 года назад +15

      Yeah I mean the dress is blue and black, I remember they did some research article and basically who saw white and gold literally have a mental impairment of sort because a region of their brain struggled to see the proper color due to shade.

    • @danielfriesen759
      @danielfriesen759 4 года назад

      Except for me it's actually true. Checkmate, nerd.

    • @roastedchicken.mp4152
      @roastedchicken.mp4152 4 года назад

      That’s poetic

    • @SstylerMA
      @SstylerMA 4 года назад

      I'm dead 😂

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 3 года назад +497

    “UGLY DRESS, shitty photographer”
    Love how this has nothing to do with the colors
    If anyone cares I make videos of my cat Dim and he’s pretty cute

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine 3 года назад +21

      It's true though
      One of the main reasons people see different colors is the lighting

    • @jonr4651
      @jonr4651 3 года назад +13

      That actually has everything to do with the colors.
      If you're interested here's why:
      The reason the dress appeared different colors to people is because the lighting blew out the white balance in the photograph. If you take the original photo, and white balance to the white/blue area, the dress will appear clearly as white and gold to every viewer. Alternatively if you do a black balance to the black/gold area it will appear to everyone as blue and black. This is because our eyes, and cameras, derive differences in color through context.

    • @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
      @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse 3 года назад

      @@jonr4651 too much effort for a joke.

    • @wiryojava4979
      @wiryojava4979 3 года назад +1

      @@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse too much effort for an explanation*

    • @cheemsecks-dee5134
      @cheemsecks-dee5134 2 года назад +1

      Nice cat breh

  • @Hennu_TRM
    @Hennu_TRM 3 года назад +17

    I like how at one point dunkey just slips in a screenshot of his own tweet that just says, "banana"

  • @hailtheheathen
    @hailtheheathen 4 года назад +2773

    “Protein Bars, Beat Sellers Variety Pack”
    The most sensible post.

    • @RichHobo
      @RichHobo 4 года назад +8

      Best*

    • @hailtheheathen
      @hailtheheathen 4 года назад +2

      U right tho.

    • @wasteplace1705
      @wasteplace1705 4 года назад +1

      ZacRenGeki BULLY 2 BAYBEEEE

    • @NanoElite666
      @NanoElite666 4 года назад +7

      I dunno, the one with the dog is a pretty strong contender.

    • @hailtheheathen
      @hailtheheathen 4 года назад +2

      Skulltoast Studios [NanoElite666] actually i change my mind. It was bananas. Bananas made the most sense.

  • @TimesNewChoco
    @TimesNewChoco 4 года назад +1677

    "Hey look at this"
    "Wow thats cool
    [KPOP FANCAM]"

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 года назад +62

      I love Kpop, but damn, people take it to extremes. Just enjoy their music, dancing, buy their shit if you want to support them with money and just be happy. Still, I guess me being almost 30 years old and also a man does make me a bit different. It's usually teenage girls, and they don't exactly act rationally.

    • @nitelite307
      @nitelite307 4 года назад +4

      "stream My Dad by KPOPBand65"

    • @incomplet1396
      @incomplet1396 4 года назад +12

      Some guy shoots up school
      Kpop stans: they wouldn't get shot if they danced like jimin

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 года назад

      @@tobydubu Thank you! People should honestly have some manners and not post unrelated stuff. It's fine if it's an appropriate meme and such, but not just some random video.

    • @CottidaeSEA
      @CottidaeSEA 4 года назад +1

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Yeah... some people get a bit too obsessed. The Kpop industry is a lot more intimate than the US music industry, so people tend to feel a stronger bond. That's good for people like me who just get energized by it, but then there are those who like you say, get obsessive about it.

  • @volico72
    @volico72 2 года назад +7

    The problem isn't that everyone has a voice.
    The problem is that EVERYONE has a voice.

  • @jojoweeb6867
    @jojoweeb6867 3 года назад +13

    "Twitter is just full of the exaggerated anger of a sad loser, when people say stupid shit I get goosebumps"- IGN

  • @idoshammai6373
    @idoshammai6373 4 года назад +2009

    "Its ok to be white"
    Dunkey: well I'm both

    • @Peinbringer
      @Peinbringer 4 года назад +145

      It depends on the lighting.

    • @Abudzin
      @Abudzin 4 года назад +5

      Both what?

    • @vladimirpotrosky7855
      @vladimirpotrosky7855 4 года назад +68

      People think it’s ok to be white, but they’re actually blue

    • @Altraiid
      @Altraiid 4 года назад +1

      That makes no sense, no one mentioned two different things.

    • @thakittycat6998
      @thakittycat6998 4 года назад +1

      No it's not, be blue

  • @willosborne3711
    @willosborne3711 4 года назад +8025

    "never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience." - Mark Twain

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 4 года назад +195

      I think the structures of the internet and how we have culturally developed to interact with it makes everyone an idiot.

    • @baalrog887
      @baalrog887 4 года назад +455

      "arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon, you can make all the great moves you want but at the end of the day the pigeon is just going to knock over all the pieces and shit on the board" - I can't actually remember where I got that from but I think it's from something

    • @LivingLikeLarry12
      @LivingLikeLarry12 4 года назад +4

      Baalrog lol not gonna lie it actually does

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 4 года назад +1

      Sadlife Twitter

    • @JP-sm4cs
      @JP-sm4cs 4 года назад +45

      @@baalrog887 Obviously the pigeon just wants some bread. They're not really the debating types.

  • @heyboizboiz3719
    @heyboizboiz3719 3 года назад +11

    I come back to this every now and it makes me laugh every time. A true masterpiece

  • @nsletten5074
    @nsletten5074 3 года назад +230

    Ah, the four facets of the Twitter Experience:
    -people severing entire relationships over meaningless discourse
    -reactionaries who take every little detail as a personal attack
    -wholesome 100 animal pictures
    -white supremacists

    • @peytonwoody3445
      @peytonwoody3445 3 года назад +16

      Same with Reddit

    • @omnomnom3187
      @omnomnom3187 3 года назад +59

      Peyton Woody reddit is big chungus Keanu Elon wholesome 100 thank you stranger fortnite bad minecraft good haha

    • @imicca
      @imicca 3 года назад +58

      nsletten false. There are no white supremacists left on twitter (because of how quick they get suspended)
      From radicals you have communists, anarchists, ANTIFA, anti-white people and super mega woke blue checkmarks.

    • @jigglypuff452
      @jigglypuff452 3 года назад +12

      I’ve seen so many people saying they “had” to abandon a friend bc they didn’t know what BLM was

    • @heavyguy4660
      @heavyguy4660 3 года назад +46

      White supremacists? On twitter? You must be joking.

  • @AceSRT
    @AceSRT 4 года назад +773

    Twitter, where everyone is suddenly a professional in every field.

    • @callusklaus2413
      @callusklaus2413 4 года назад +37

      Same with RUclips comments, look at any video of an animal.

    • @twinkiesmaster69
      @twinkiesmaster69 4 года назад +13

      as a professional comments poster
      i take offense with your comment

    • @frechetta93
      @frechetta93 4 года назад +1

      That's just the internet!

    • @ahmetyasar4908
      @ahmetyasar4908 4 года назад +2

      5/5 really makes you feel like a professional

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 года назад +1

      As a expert psychologist,marine biologist,expert surgeon,navy seal,sas,photographer
      I see your opinion is wrong in many ways

  • @grizzlypork2965
    @grizzlypork2965 4 года назад +3130

    "The dress is White and Gold"
    No, you are nitpicking and biased. I win bye bye...

    • @BlitzzSolar
      @BlitzzSolar 4 года назад +17

      Grizzlypork classic

    • @hotsauce-ud1by
      @hotsauce-ud1by 4 года назад +15

      The main cause of warps in all of reality literally no one cares, the entire video was making fun of people like you

    • @winston8186
      @winston8186 4 года назад +20

      literally my name

    • @ddgaxelnilsson7855
      @ddgaxelnilsson7855 4 года назад +4

      I actually saw white and gold

    • @Choinkus
      @Choinkus 4 года назад +3

      I think it was revealed to be blue and black in a different post. I always saw it as white and gold, but there you go.
      I guess people who saw white and gold thought the front of the dress was in the shadow.

  • @Suhayl786
    @Suhayl786 3 года назад +13

    Everyone: IT'S WHITE AND GOLD! NO BLACK AND BLUE!
    Dunkey: banana
    0:55

  • @junkmail103
    @junkmail103 2 года назад +3

    “Ugly dress, SHITTY PHOTOGRAPHER.” Lmao

  • @grrggrrg4805
    @grrggrrg4805 4 года назад +708

    Dunkey makes possible his bravest claim yet: "twiter bad".

    • @TylerDane
      @TylerDane 4 года назад +8

      i don't think it's a claim either way as much as a summary

    • @hasuki5604
      @hasuki5604 4 года назад

      grrg grrg it's just as bad as tumblr

    • @MineJust4Fun
      @MineJust4Fun 4 года назад +5

      it's more like: "social media bad"
      and i agree to that

    • @ggc4183
      @ggc4183 4 года назад

      But the dog part is positive

    • @aperson7441
      @aperson7441 4 года назад +2

      @Spit Dragon The quality of social media just depends on who you follow

  • @ryanscrubby2388
    @ryanscrubby2388 4 года назад +904

    "twitter was a mistake"
    - Hayao Miyazaki

  • @jerrybarnhouse4050
    @jerrybarnhouse4050 3 года назад +9

    This is the most accurate representation of twitter ever created.

  • @emmae11685
    @emmae11685 2 года назад +4

    I love how these are some of the most calm conversations on Twitter

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 4 года назад +341

    twitter, the first strand-type social media website

    • @janky477
      @janky477 4 года назад +10

      But instead of reconnecting people it serves to split them apart.

    • @teali7084
      @teali7084 4 года назад +4

      Upload more shitposts or I'll steal ur vibe

    • @BobJimboOfDeath
      @BobJimboOfDeath 4 года назад +2

      It really is.

    • @RavenNevah
      @RavenNevah 4 года назад +2

      stand-type

    • @imaginaryfanboy
      @imaginaryfanboy 4 года назад +3

      @@teali7084 it really means a lot that you care about my shitposts

  • @grakaganggang3569
    @grakaganggang3569 4 года назад +1166

    “It’s ok to be white”
    *and gold.....*

    • @Rush2201
      @Rush2201 4 года назад +40

      IT'S BLUE AND BLACK! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

    • @charybdisfgl2048
      @charybdisfgl2048 4 года назад +3

      No! You can’t do that!

    • @rotciv1492
      @rotciv1492 4 года назад +18

      It's green. Period.

    • @gohamushu
      @gohamushu 4 года назад +8

      This is gold.

    • @bugglemagnum6213
      @bugglemagnum6213 4 года назад +9

      @@gohamushu and white

  • @spongeman1512
    @spongeman1512 9 месяцев назад +5

    No more Twitter, its X now. 😢

  • @zonk1580
    @zonk1580 Год назад +3

    It feels so weird to only see notable people having checkmarks

  • @karamelkel96
    @karamelkel96 4 года назад +1417

    twitter: *posts dress*
    ign: “it has a little something for everyone”

    • @kariemelhanan8878
      @kariemelhanan8878 4 года назад +15

      underrated comment 9.8/10

    • @VaydaladaVodalada
      @VaydaladaVodalada 4 года назад +24

      It really makes you feel like the dress

    • @pinkguy8205
      @pinkguy8205 4 года назад +4

      Nope, you are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye

    • @Inuhater
      @Inuhater 4 года назад +3

      IGN: It's just like wearing a dress.

    • @andrewxyz24
      @andrewxyz24 4 года назад

      6/10 too much dress

  • @falcongamer5867
    @falcongamer5867 4 года назад +1389

    Someone: H-
    Everybody on Twitter: you are everything that's wrong with society and if you have a different point of view, i will block you

    • @necro-esque666
      @necro-esque666 4 года назад +69

      Someone: H-
      Everybody on Twitter: You are nitpicking and biased. I win, bye bye.

    • @CANADAKRUSH1
      @CANADAKRUSH1 4 года назад +10

      Also everyone on Twitter: ASJKJSKALKJ I LOVE DISS OMGGGG

    • @jarrettmaltry6305
      @jarrettmaltry6305 4 года назад +6

      When in reality the people on twitter are what’s wrong with society

    • @april5054
      @april5054 4 года назад +1

      ppl act like blocking people is some last resort actually blocking people is fun and good every time

    • @PKmaster12
      @PKmaster12 4 года назад +26

      Being on Twitter honestly makes me feel like a genius just because of how much stupid shit people say

  • @dimthecat9418
    @dimthecat9418 2 года назад +4

    “UGLY DRESS, shitty photographer”
    Love how this has nothing to do with the colors

  • @dk-sky3820
    @dk-sky3820 3 года назад +19

    I'm somehow feeling proud that I've never in my life even clicked twitter's "sign up" button
    Thank you for confirming me I'm making a right choice.

  • @CapnCinnamonBunVideogamemaster
    @CapnCinnamonBunVideogamemaster 4 года назад +523

    The amount of entertainment I can get just from watching Twitter arguments really makes me question myself sometimes

    • @murasakihamster1866
      @murasakihamster1866 4 года назад +1

      lmoa same

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 4 года назад +3

      Cap'nCinnamonBun I genuinely just feel bad seeing they even exist, that a persons life actually lead to that moment, possibly many more like it

    • @shinny_ow4843
      @shinny_ow4843 4 года назад +3

      Dunkey reciting the arguments makes me wish he narrated my life as i live it

    • @iller3
      @iller3 4 года назад +1

      I never once had an opinion on that Dress thing. ...and I've never once felt compelled to get a Twitter account.
      ...I really think the two go hand in hand

    • @puixel
      @puixel 4 года назад

      Same happens on you youtube, not to calling you out... but...

  • @MichaelAlberto
    @MichaelAlberto 4 года назад +936

    the most accurate description of twitter i've ever seen

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +36

      Michael Alberto Actually he missed the part where in literally any cute animal video you’ll find someone bitching about the animal’s mistreatment and oppression.
      But otherwise yeah, pretty darn accurate

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 4 года назад

      The greatest Bully 2 trailer of all time

    • @shira_yone
      @shira_yone 4 года назад +6

      Forgot the lewd arts section

    • @trunestor
      @trunestor 4 года назад +6

      He didn't include K-pop stans in every single tweet

    • @deltacream
      @deltacream 4 года назад

      @@trunestor Didn't have one in my tweets' feed... so, it works, I guess?

  • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
    @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 4 года назад +1

    i feel like this is objectively one of the best descriptions of the twitter dynamic

  • @ELopez
    @ELopez 3 года назад +7

    0:48 I’ve watched this video like 10 times by now and this is the first time I noticed Dunkey going into an Irish accent

  • @patrioticcat5768
    @patrioticcat5768 4 года назад +921

    "Yo, what dress" - Stevie Wonder

    • @XenoSpyro
      @XenoSpyro 4 года назад +27

      "Yo, what dress" - Cosby

    • @nathancoffman3025
      @nathancoffman3025 4 года назад +5

      He can see... oh nvm you meant the X Ray glasses he constantly has on.

    • @wusher69
      @wusher69 4 года назад +9

      "Yo, what dress?" - Stevie wonders

    • @otto_jk
      @otto_jk 4 года назад +3

      "Yo, what dress?"
      -Clinton

    • @Sigurdur5
      @Sigurdur5 4 года назад +1

      "Yo, what dress?" Stevie Wonders wonders.

  • @JeremyComans
    @JeremyComans 4 года назад +2026

    Ahoy: "First, we need to define what a dress really is".

    • @l3utterl3oy
      @l3utterl3oy 4 года назад +31

      HAH Underrated Comment

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 4 года назад +12

      Brane Games?

    • @Eirikasacredstones
      @Eirikasacredstones 4 года назад +39

      But first, let me talk about parallel universes

    • @bananabuns1369
      @bananabuns1369 4 года назад +9

      i miss ahoy

    • @grimsleeper5945
      @grimsleeper5945 4 года назад +33

      Ahoy is one of the best RUclipsrs on this site. Shame he doesn't upload more often.

  • @parkernilson8262
    @parkernilson8262 3 года назад +1

    This video is actually really deep and profound to me :) dunkey you are very insightful! The parallel between the whole dress fiasco and twitter politics is something I hadn't thought about before.

  • @Teej_0
    @Teej_0 3 года назад +3

    Twitter is like an online open public space for everyone to go in and scream at each other

    • @kialo6790
      @kialo6790 2 года назад

      Best place for grandstanding

  • @cinnamonnoir2487
    @cinnamonnoir2487 4 года назад +1188

    RUclips: Broadcast yourself
    Twitter: Broadcast every thought that you've ever had, then get really angry when other people disagree with any of them

    • @silver1340
      @silver1340 4 года назад +39

      I think that's it's purpose.
      Much like birds, people on twitter are saying nonsensical things that you normally don't listen to. Then, if you want some drama, you tune in and listen as the chaos unfolds, much like how you would start listening to the singing of birds.

    • @eafesaf6934
      @eafesaf6934 4 года назад +1

      @@silver1340 lol nice metaphor

    • @zirito4097
      @zirito4097 4 года назад +15

      @@eafesaf6934 I've never used twitter, but one time I posted an experience I had on reddit, and ended up on the front page of r/quityourbullshit even though they had no evidence or genuine reason to believe I was lying. 25 minutes later I was getting flooded with death threats and rape threats on my facebook because someone connected my reddit to it somehow, they found out I was a woman, and someone posted my name in an incel forum.
      So that's pretty much how I see all social media now, and I decided Twitter isn't my thing. But it at least got me off of reddit, so I've got that going for me.

    • @roastchicken401
      @roastchicken401 4 года назад +4

      RUclips: Broadcast celebrities and Late night talk shows and SNL
      Twitter: Broadcast socialism and Marxism and orange man bad

    • @silver1340
      @silver1340 4 года назад +3

      @@zirito4097 That's really fucked up :|
      I hope you're doing okay now.

  • @mugiwarano_rishi4595
    @mugiwarano_rishi4595 4 года назад +212

    Twitter really makes you FEEL like someone who has lost all hope in humanity

    • @leesonneville1817
      @leesonneville1817 4 года назад +1

      What color is the dress?

    • @Denzo-df9gr
      @Denzo-df9gr 4 года назад +1

      @@leesonneville1817 I think it's red and white

  • @uniunicron
    @uniunicron 4 года назад +6

    1:18 has become dangerously accurate to twitter atm

    • @Jackson-en2qx
      @Jackson-en2qx 4 года назад

      This particular comment didn't age well.

    • @daniel.c9065
      @daniel.c9065 3 года назад

      Dark Lord of the Sith no

  • @zeth526
    @zeth526 2 года назад +4

    "if idiots could fly twitter would be an airport"
    - some wise guy

  • @rionshikder813
    @rionshikder813 4 года назад +433

    "Twitter was actually the first Strand type game" - Hideo Kojima

    • @starryskies7002
      @starryskies7002 4 года назад +13

      *Video Kojima

    • @chilling5858
      @chilling5858 4 года назад

      Rion Shikder twitter is too complex for feeble american minds

  • @gartblart3330
    @gartblart3330 4 года назад +492

    I’m glad to see that society has moved on from the color of a dress, to more important issues like the color of people.

    • @shreyaskota3789
      @shreyaskota3789 4 года назад +56

      Garrett Heimann anyone whose race is not white and gold should be sent to the gulags

    • @gumisharks5127
      @gumisharks5127 4 года назад +6

      what colors is this dress
      what colors is this people
      what colors is this
      what colors is
      colors...

    • @seabass8193
      @seabass8193 4 года назад +2

      @@shreyaskota3789 no u

    • @Jackikins
      @Jackikins 4 года назад +8

      I dunno, Asian people are clearly Black and Blue

    • @anonymousotter6455
      @anonymousotter6455 4 года назад +7

      I stan Martin Luther King Jr.

  • @fintanbochra
    @fintanbochra 5 месяцев назад +3

    Recommended video in my Notification Center…

  • @mr.x5047
    @mr.x5047 Год назад +3

    "It has a little something for nobodies"
    0/10
    - IGN

  • @diamondshock4405
    @diamondshock4405 4 года назад +495

    "Everything You Need to Know About Twitter in One Minute"

  • @WaKoHeroic
    @WaKoHeroic 4 года назад +795

    1:40 long video...old twitter used to only have a 140 character limit. Touché Dunslo, touché.

    • @BlareWolfgang
      @BlareWolfgang 4 года назад +2

      Nathan Marlowe O.O oh

    • @danniemiesse4643
      @danniemiesse4643 4 года назад +14

      Was looking for this- glad I wasn't the only one who noticed.

    • @pachucodreams
      @pachucodreams 4 года назад

      A true auteur of our time.

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 4 года назад +2

      It’s wilbur

    • @rickydevmj
      @rickydevmj 4 года назад

      I think you a guys are overthinking this. It is just a coincidence.

  • @bjdooi
    @bjdooi 4 года назад +6

    The twitter experience really makes you FEEL like all caps racial rants actually make a difference

  • @Icey4x
    @Icey4x 4 года назад +11

    "It has a little salt for everyone"
    -IGN 9/10

  • @blakester5282
    @blakester5282 4 года назад +394

    “Twitter really makes you FEEL like a racist”

    • @CallOfFuzzy
      @CallOfFuzzy 4 года назад +2

      Blakester52 your comment made my day haha

    • @arindambag2866
      @arindambag2866 4 года назад +10

      10/10 (IGN)

    • @paisflo7624
      @paisflo7624 4 года назад

      8/10 , its got a little something for everything

    • @mariorocks13
      @mariorocks13 4 года назад +2

      @Bolastwo i mean to be fair every time i ask who's getting censored they always bring up Peterson, Milo, Shapiro, Crowder, and neither of them are particularly intelligent so it rapidly detracts my faith in unfair censorship. Not because I disagree with them-I do, but whatever-but they keep lying.
      like clearly if you're cancelling bernie sanders, jim carrey, and joe rogan you're nuts but like, they're never the ones who get brought up, it's always people who honestly deserve to eat a pair of pants and keep being found talking out of their ass and rightfully mocked for it.
      like if jontron got censored because he has shitty views, that's lame. but if it's jacob wohl, who got caught faking rape allegations twice on politicians he didn't like and was using a bot army, well he deserves what he gets.

    • @LeReal
      @LeReal 4 года назад +6

      Adam E Sounds like something a left leaning twitter user would say

  • @skunksecond5605
    @skunksecond5605 4 года назад +661

    1:28 I lost my shit when I heard Dunkey said “P R O T E I N B A R”

    • @skinnym.4190
      @skinnym.4190 4 года назад +6

      Best sellers vari-

    • @etjam9074
      @etjam9074 4 года назад +35

      0:55 he says "banana"

    • @erenyeagar2928
      @erenyeagar2928 4 года назад +1

      @@etjam9074 he does actually

    • @cltwheels
      @cltwheels 4 года назад

      lmfao dunkey looked up bully 2 to find that tweet i think

    • @tankbuster457
      @tankbuster457 4 года назад

      I did too. I thought my mind was playing tricks on me

  • @johnster02
    @johnster02 Год назад +3

    if you boost the saturation on the original image it’s black and blue. a white and gold dress doesn’t compliment itself so logically it makes sense to be black and blue

  • @blanketpineapple
    @blanketpineapple 3 года назад +7

    Ok but we all know it was really the first strand type dress

  • @Daniel121X
    @Daniel121X 4 года назад +690

    "Nope, you are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye", the social network.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 4 года назад +7

      Wow you were ahead of the curve with this one!

    • @beardo8939
      @beardo8939 3 года назад +10

      Dream in a nutshell

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 3 года назад

      Wow you REALLY were ahead of the curve with this one!

  • @ech0_768
    @ech0_768 4 года назад +1208

    “It has a little something for everyone”-IGN

  • @TruffulyCake
    @TruffulyCake 3 года назад +2

    Only twitter could argue so hard over these things

  • @anythingagency8516
    @anythingagency8516 4 года назад +1

    the absolute genius of this video is that it's 1 minute and 40 seconds, like the original 140 character limit twitter had.

  • @gottagoMS123
    @gottagoMS123 4 года назад +2235

    I love how the video is 1:40 minutes lol. Reference to the 140 character count

    • @kaden.vasquez
      @kaden.vasquez 4 года назад +48

      gottagoMS123
      Okay gang lets get this comment some dang likes already.

    • @barsaf9989
      @barsaf9989 4 года назад +24

      Dude from the incredibles: Coincidence? I think not!

    • @tracerbullet85
      @tracerbullet85 4 года назад +33

      inb4 some joker comments about how it's 1:41 or 1:39 without knowing how youtube works

    • @comedyzone
      @comedyzone 4 года назад

      @@tracerbullet85 That's never made sense to me...

    • @zexton4351
      @zexton4351 4 года назад +9

      Some Twitter account replying to you : you idiot the video ends at 1:30 because the rest is video recommendation, grow up!

  • @Twitchyx7
    @Twitchyx7 4 года назад +427

    "It's a feeling, deep down in your chest. It's warm, intense, and sometimes it can take your breath away. It's the kind of thing we should all pass along."
    - Zach Braff on the Coronavirus.

    • @shuckacuck
      @shuckacuck 4 года назад +9

      "Oh no, please! I'm not ready! I never got to direct my Backdraft remake. Zach Braff's Backdraft. I never finished my memoir! I started a Zach, Which Started the Whole World Braffing! I never got to license the Zack Braff Short Stack Breakfast Attack at Shake Shack! Cash-strapped hashbrown fans who hashtag "Zach's Snacks" get cash back fast with the Braff Bucks app!"
      - Zach Braff about to die from the Coronavirus

  • @Cyborg_1612
    @Cyborg_1612 2 года назад +1

    The fact that Twitter is still this way speaks words about Dunkey

  • @chozoguy949
    @chozoguy949 2 года назад +5

    What's wrong with these people.
    The dress is obviously purple and neon green.

  • @MaluSlay
    @MaluSlay 4 года назад +553

    “If Twitter is such an amazing app like everyone praises it to be why haven’t they made a Twitter 2 yet?”

  • @Gleidur
    @Gleidur 4 года назад +394

    The most important thing Twitter has taught me is as long as you are on the moral high ground, wishing death upon people is okay. They *_deserve_* it

    • @BrightEmber
      @BrightEmber 4 года назад +33

      Good god, yeah, that's the worst part. There were some really awful people- yes, awful. But people were saying those people don't deserve to live, and need to die, be killed, etc. And if you DARE say that wishing death on someone is wrong, you're just as bad as the ones they think should die.

    • @thesaladolla
      @thesaladolla 4 года назад +16

      its over anakin i have the *moral* high ground

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +6

      I’ll be honest, there are certain people out there who uncaringly damage SO many lives with their abuses of power that I really think we’d be better off it they weren’t alive.
      But I only say that because it’s an easier alternative to just removing them from power civilly, sadly.
      I try not to abuse the thought. But I can’t see reason to 100% deny it...

    • @ShuShuShop
      @ShuShuShop 4 года назад +2

      Twitter solidified for me that opinions are truly like assholes, everyone has them.
      ..I just wish people would stop trying to force their assholes down my throat..

  • @the__geekboy
    @the__geekboy 5 месяцев назад +4

    It's X now.

  • @FlorianEagox
    @FlorianEagox 3 года назад +8

    Ahh the good old days of twitter before people would just blatantly stealing your dolphin tweet.

  • @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial
    @SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial 4 года назад +738

    You know, I've got to say it,
    Nintendo Miiverse was clearly the best social media to ever exist.

    • @conhunter7024
      @conhunter7024 4 года назад +13

      Meltdowns are fun to watch

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr.9020
      @jimmyjohnjoejr.9020 4 года назад +34

      Nintendo miiverse 12 hours before shutdown is my favorite

    • @mjc0961
      @mjc0961 4 года назад +47

      I miss the guy who always said games had nice water.

    • @dexiduoustheinvincible5538
      @dexiduoustheinvincible5538 4 года назад +14

      I think the fuck not, do you not remember the DS chat rooms? Especially when getting on the bus for school you'd talk to everyone. Yeah exactly.

    • @mammothplant
      @mammothplant 4 года назад +1

      @A A based

  • @Eli-dx5zr
    @Eli-dx5zr 4 года назад +627

    “What Colors Are This Dress?”
    *Famous last words*

    • @gabem9018
      @gabem9018 4 года назад +3

      My ancestors are smiling down on me. Can you say the same Imperial?

  • @jicoby1998
    @jicoby1998 3 года назад +22

    I won the game of Twitter
    I uninstalled that godforsaken app

  • @condrad9449
    @condrad9449 3 года назад +1

    I like the fact that when you skipped 1 minute thorough the video, you are introduced with pure chaos.

  • @powerup3820
    @powerup3820 4 года назад +229

    When you find a video you meant to upload 5 years ago

    • @jongameaddict
      @jongameaddict 4 года назад +8

      He edited the dog portion in to cover it up

  • @xenogoku857
    @xenogoku857 4 года назад +128

    This whole Twitter scenario is a beautiful example of "Nope, you are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye"

    • @rubadubmedia
      @rubadubmedia 4 года назад

      Xeno Goku I hope this gets top comment

  • @stormp6962
    @stormp6962 3 года назад +3

    I laughed when dunkey said “UGLY DRESS, SHITTY PHOTOGRAPHER”

  • @a.michaels5656
    @a.michaels5656 3 года назад

    This has to be one of the best videos on this entire platform.

  • @lasagna3289
    @lasagna3289 4 года назад +850

    “banana”
    -Donsley, January 17th, 2020, via the Twitter world-wide web application

    • @Altraiid
      @Altraiid 4 года назад +1

      RIP Banana, Matt Watson's autistic kitten :(

  • @KarolusImperator
    @KarolusImperator 4 года назад +971

    *List of songs in order of appearance:*
    • Animal Crossing - 3 AM
    • Animal Crossing - 2 AM
    • Animal Crossing - 5 PM

    • @v1lkins
      @v1lkins 3 года назад +10

      from which AC tho

    • @v1lkins
      @v1lkins 3 года назад +4

      nvm

    • @TotallyOKAYProductions
      @TotallyOKAYProductions 3 года назад +21

      There should be someone like you in every comment section, god bless.

    • @sublime_tv
      @sublime_tv 3 года назад +2

      @@TotallyOKAYProductions There is. I literally posted this.

    • @TotallyOKAYProductions
      @TotallyOKAYProductions 3 года назад +3

      @@sublime_tv in every comment section ever!?

  • @canadianfurrytrash906
    @canadianfurrytrash906 4 года назад +2

    "Those were the glory days."

  • @b51a5h
    @b51a5h 3 года назад +3

    Yall are sleeping on One Protein Bars, with almost 0 sugar and 20g of protein and a great taste, it really is the best on the market.