SOMEONE STOP THIS MADMAN! (Flex Tape)
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- We review the classic flex seal flex tape meme and the newer videos from it.
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I can’t imagine a better way to get advertised then to get your whole brand memed
For real though lol
You mean “than” ahuahuagu
Remember *Cyberscam 2077*
@@RicegumNeverBrokeAgain ehahahahaahHhHHAHAHAAHAHAHAGAGAGAAGAAHAGAGAGAGAGAGA
That's how trump got the elections
If Thanos wanted to fix the universe, he should've just used Flex Tape
Ha.. ha
he should just Flex Tape his ass cheeks together so Ant-man can't get through
To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this universe in half!
Yep xD
Mr. Davis 1337 I was gonna like this but then it would be 421 likes so I had to unlike it
They should have used flex tape on the titanic.
Now thats a lot of damage
Likes on this comment
Perfectly balanced
Mhm
Haha nice idea dude
This need more likes
Imagine Phil Swift as a Thanos, he destroyed the half of the universe because he wants to repair it with flex tape and prove the power of flex tape.
And it even works under water
Underrated
Now that's funny
Phil Swift: *Snaps Fingers*
*Half of the universe's population gets decimated*
Phil: THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!
Thats flextone
Titanic: -Hits the iceberg-
Phil: *THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE*
Me:Why did the titanic sink?
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!
1015814J true
Rose: jack were gonna sink
Jack: dats a lotta DAMEGE
FoxyPlayzRBLX New subscriber:D
Repairs it with flex tape
Phil: Gets kidnaped by a boat
Boat: To ShoW YoU tHe PoWeR of flex Tape I"ll cut A human in a half
boat: *GET IN THE HUMAN* !!!
hahahahahahaahahhahahha
@Robina Israr he got tortured so much bringing villagers to the cell, now he will make pewdiepie feel it too
I want to like this comment but something is stopping me.... I guess it's that magical number 😶
@@ramandraws Ahahahaah
He protec
He attac
But most importantly,
*He just sawed that boat in half*
wow that's alot of damage
I want Phil Swift to Flex Seal my heart
Take out the L so it’s haf
Id say he took care of that boat pretty swiftly
Pewdiepie protec
Pewdiepie sing
But most importantly,
He no longer remain king
Scientists: the earth is going to fall apar-
Phil: *FLEX TAPE*
Nothing flex tape cant fix
@@goldenbiesreh3403 not the hole in my heart
@@Xxiz268 what the fu
Lmao😂
@@Xxiz268 now thats a lot of damage
My crush: "I only see you as a friend"
Phil: "Wow! That's a lot of damage!"
Clemens Cave 👏
Clemens Cave
F
thats just damagin
X
@@TeaKong11 nice. But how are you going to get to it?
Thanos vs Phil swift
Who can cut the universe in half first?
Phil
Phil would. Thanos has to gather his infinity stones.
I will win
@@thanos6183 Who cares? Flex Tape will bond the two halves together
Phil has rubber phil has glue Thanos,s cant snap his fingers with the fast acting power of flexs seal &tape
Now a brief moment in my imagination
Phil: it all over Thanos with the power of flex seal by my side combined with spidermans webs shooter's we have finally foiled your fiendish plan
Spiderman:now that a snappy comeback
Everybody:(cricket sounds)
Iron man: wow Phil i guess even
i have to ask what's in this stuff
Phil: well i am glad you asked (Proceeds to sell product
While fixing up all the Damage The Avengers have done )
And now i am going to show just how powerful Flex seal really is by sawing the Infinity gauntlet in half
Thanos: no you fool don't touch my gaunt-ahhhhhh no he saw it in half
Phil: Proceeds to Put flex glue on the Infinity gauntlet
Phil: see just like new
Iron man :Phil your a madman but your are kinda of madmen Welcome to The Avengers
Phil: Really Mr. Tony Stark
Iron man: schwarmer for everyone
If they only had this tape in the titanic
OMAR SSS to show you the power of flex tape
I SAWED THE TITANIC IN HALF
HAHAHA, OH YEAH, Never think of this before
lol
lol +1
He sunk the titanic
When you realize you just watched a 10 minute flex seal ad
And loved every second of it
PHIL SWIFT IS SO STRONG!
*He even cuts human in half and makes it a BOAT!*
Underrated
@@104aviatwo LMAOOOO 😂😂😂
420 likes
I wish I believed in anything as much as this man believes in Flex Tape
CAN’T WAIT FOR SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE
phil swift will be in smash rbos ultimate
Space Kace you mean Flex
Space Kace he is more then a mad lad he is a unit
Oh look 2 advertisements in this comment
Phil Swift: TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE!!
(Teleports in the year 1912 on the Titanic)
Phil Swift: I SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!
Outghost u just made the situation worse
I’d prefer in spider man they sawed it in half
@@nightterroryt204 spidermans web replaced with flex tape
It was in its testing days and it failed
Jeez I laughed so much!
*2020 Corona Virus Outbreak
RUclips recommendations: "Wow that's a lot of damage"
if i get corona 10/10 gna use flex tape to cure it
Didn't look at date and was wondering why he had hair
that is a lot of famage
LOL
Duuuuuude
People on the titanic: *enjoying dinner*
Phill Swift: I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!
Correction : I SAWED THIS "SHIP" IN HALF
underrated T-T
@@shxnks.1663 A boat can ship, but can a ship boat?
@@ashenshield1712 my brain is fucked...
This guy is a potential super villan
Jorge Rivera I guess u could say he's a flexxy boii
Jorge Rivera no, our Lord saviour
"To demonstrate the power of flex seal, I'm going to use my death ray to split the entire planet!"
Jorge Rivera lol
Yeah his name would be the boat buster
Titanic: **is sinking**
Phil Swift; FLEX TAPE!
underrated comment
So you’re not talking about how phil hates boats?
Why patch up the boat when you can melt the fucking iceberg with blast off
😂😂
@@aaresx_2439 Dude we know you didn't edit your comment
Boats: exist
Phil Swift: and I took that personally...
Lifehack: use flexseal spray instead of pepper spray to cause *a lot of damage* to those creeps eyes
Sarah Sirvin that sounds like a felony
if it were the only thing you had on hand and someone was going to assault you im pretty sure it would be considered self defense... unless you lived in some bullshit country that counts self defense as a crime of course
Damien Snow on account of assualt
that's a good one
YEAH
Could Pewd use Flex Seal on his broken relationship with Disney and RUclips?
Not even flex seal is that powerful
AJLBOY !! Lol
Nothing is that powerful
Ow lol
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Plot twist: The sharks and bird were paid performers
Cheeze Is Good hello fellow soldier
Fish gang
Fishy gang
Phil is like a tattoo artist for boat
@@legoreviewsstopmotionandvl8717 Hello there
A boat killed phil's entire family. Thats why he hate them so much.
Diogo Gonçalves wtf dude
Damn
*Flashbacks of the titanic* intensifies
The origin story
That's a lot of damage
This man's wife DEFINITELY left him for a sailor
Space Kace hahahaha
Eh, I wouldn't worry about it. He can just fix it up using flextape.
It's the new haircut
Explains why he cuts boats in half
Space Kace Damn that sailor, I can sail boats with huge holes and cutting it in half just to fix it with flex tape.
My 9 year old brother told me he wanted flex seal for Christmas. I’d never been so proud and disappointed at the same time.
Alana Faria lol he is propably being sarcastic *I hope*
Spelling police
Ha yea probably
0:20 *im dying when he censor that bucket*
But he didn't. That was a video that he watched that already did that. Just search up that's alot of damage and click the video that has Phil Swift's head zoomed in. Just to tell you.
Yes and the time when he shot the boat with a cannon he was like holy *#%$ thats a lot of damage
500th like
That's alot of damage
*SERIOUSLY DON'T TRY THIS*
* New flex tape product comes out *
Boat: My time has come.
Flex Seal?
Lol
Underrated
The only thing remaining is Phil using flexseal to make a spaceship and go to the moon
Software Man you may be suprised. I hope NASA puts a boat with a hole in it and some flex seal on mars one day
Mr. Sauce well have I got news for you
move over, Elon Musk
Don't give him any new ideas he will kill us all.
and it will be completely dry inside
*lol I actually want to buy some Flex Seal now* !
AuthenTech - Ben Schmanke don't, it doesn't work
Cheyenne Hayden REALLY?
Rodolfo Innocenti Risaliti yes it does lol
Rodolfo Innocenti Risaliti nope I'm screwing with you
ruclips.net/video/vbIlpvW9igw/видео.html
My ex-girlfriend broke my heart. Therapy didn't work out for me but Flex Tape © managed to fix it and it stuck with me ever since. Also my heart is waterproof now. I rate it 4/5
Tepper WHY NO 5/5 TEPPER COME ON lol jk
Real funny mate, real fuckin funny
Have you tried FlexSeal and FlexGlue as well?
I am so sorry about what happend
Thats a lot of damage!
Boats: What the Hell are you?
Phil: Death
😂 😂 😂
That's a good one
Lol underrated comment
Lmao
Ayyyyy apex memes 😂
"Yes officer he is the one murdering the boats
EtMs LaZyy now that’s a lot of damage
@@noobnoobmaster9909 bruh u had me weak
Now that's allot of damage!!
Now he is destroying boats in heaven
Ladies and gentlemen,... *WE GOT EM*
Me: mom my girlfriend broke up with me
Mom: *tHaTs AlOt Of DaMaGe*
Eshal Pervaiz We have the same profile pic, :O. I thought someone hacked my account and changed my name, but nope. Lol
Fix your heart with flex tape maybe :/// *hMMMmmM*
U have a girlfriend and anime profile pic lmao
Bts Army you broke up? *USE FLEX TAPE*
ThAt'S A LoT oF EmOTIoNaL DaMAgE SiR i dOn'T kNoW iF i CAn FiX ThAT
I flex sealed my dead grandma like you said. 2/10 would not recommend. She doesn't even float anymore.
laowhy86 wow, a popular and awesome channel I follow commenting on another popular and awesome channel I follow ;)
Ho hey dude love your channel
pfft stupid c-milk, you forgot to cut her in half first
Whoa cmilk, wasn't expecting to see you here, great videos :D
lol you're the last person I expected to see in the comments.
Bucket: *is a bucket*
Phil: i GoT mUrDeR oN mY mInD
This is how they fixed the hole in the ozone layer
HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES?!??!??!?!?!?!
Lol omg I made this joke today and just saw it then lol
NonUR Buisness wow u know the ozone layer
"to show you the power of flex tape I'm gonna saw this plane in half and then fly it to 30000 feet"
"to show you the power of flex tape I'm gonna detonate a nuke next to it"
To show you the power of flex tape, we threw it into the sun and recovered it a year later
"To show the power of flex tape I am gonna fly to a black hole and close it
🤣
"To show you the power of flex tape I'm gonna seal a supernova and stop it from exploding"
2:50
Phil, the waters rising in the tank you just fixed.
Um, phil?
*PHIL*
Top 10 clips taken before disaster
Spill 2.0
He drowned
I love how Phil's smiling everytime
I SAWED THE EARTH IN HALF
Evan Gora time to get some F L E X T A P E
Alvaro garcia ALOT OF FLEX SEAL
T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E
And repaired it with only flex tape
Easier to do with a flat earth
Don’t you just hate when your boat gets *accidentally* cut in half? Well lucky you, with the power of *F L E X T A P E* you can just seal that hole right up.
I laughed so hard at this
That's alotta DAMAGE
but will flex seal protect your channel from getting demonetized by youtube
just pour it over the youtube servers
ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀʀʏꜰᴀɴʙoʏ nothing has been made strong enough to help with that
Copystroked
Not gonna lie, read this as "but will Felix seal product" lmao
I think that flex tape should've said that it can't protect pewds channel
don’t try this at home! ok i’ll go do it at my neighbour’s
THATS ALOTTA DAMAGE ALOT
THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
_They should’ve taped thanos’s hands with flex tape_
Catastrophe Cause or the mindstone to visions forehead
_THEY SHOULD'VE TAPED EVERYONE SO THEY WOULDN'T TURN INTO DUST_
Lmaooo
*THE INFINITY GAUNTLET WAS MADE OUT OF FLEX TAPE AND TAPED TO THANOS HAND WITH FLEX GLUE*
Christian Montesino no wonder why they couldn't take it off
All the titanic needed was flex tape 😤💪
CakeIsTasty- yy ruclips.net/video/wZIqIzDSyKQ/видео.html
Is anyone else wondering how Phil got access to a cannon?
Steve Johnson oh wow I didnt even realize that
Foxstep with flex tape of course
Foxstep Fps Russia I think lol
Im a Fish not just flex tape but THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE
he summoned it
I have a feeling he tried to avoid the tape in the clear one to not get his shoes stuck on *Flex Tape Clear TM* 's triple thicc adhesive
The way Phil destroys boats is like the abuse of water sheep.
So there is a Council of Water Boat
Watersheep flashbacks
YOU ARE SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF GODS
@@juststarting3698 *yes*
yes
If only they had flex tape on the Titanic
All those people wouldn't have died wdym?
Prestin piece lmao
Prestin piece All that damage would've been fixed my flex tape color black
Lord Boros THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING ITS A JOKE👍👍👍 I'LL SUB TO YOU JUST FOR THAT
Shandor a little bit
This episode of boats reminds me of something
GET IN THE BOAT!
GET IN THE BOAT
BOAT IN THE GET
IN THE GET BOAT
BOAT IN THE GET
THE BOAT GET IN
Every Teenager wants a flex tape in their pocket nowdays .
imagine instead of using pepper spray against a stranger you use flex seal. now that's alotta of damage
Th is wrong with you
Soo good
I mean it definitely would be effective
Hahahahahaha
Pepper spray to blind them
Then flex seal their feet to the ground.
NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE
A lotta or a lot of? You can't say "alotta of" dmg my guy. You just said "That's a lot of of dmg."
Spiderman: Mr stark i dont wanna go
Ironman: Here use flex seal
Savage
It would be better if Deadpool said that
How is this not top comment???
He wrapped him completely in flex tape and now he's just dust inside of the tape
Ghandi's FlipFlop lmak
Conspiracy theory: The boats and cars were paid actors
Vergleiched that all got brutalised by a madman that’s voice is pretty soothing
NOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE!
Dont forget the bucket
DUN DUN DUN
Can confirm one of them are my neighbor.
7:08 Me trying to swim as an 8 year old
Phil what are you doing?
“You just made a bowl”- jontron
“You just made a bowl”- pewdiepie
Jesus, JonTron has no shame... Blatantly stealing from pewds.
*NOH SHAM!!*
Jon tron is a time traveler
Marc Andrei of course Leeds always does it first
Well... He did make a bowl
I mean...
some of this stuff seems kinda useful..
Yeah, it's hilariously dramatic and sometimes downright stupid, but provided that it's not fake you gotta admit that it has a ton of use.
SirLevi it’s fake jontron tested it, it couldn’t do shit
Devguy No he didn’t.
SirLevi Spray on shoos
Devguy he was memeing. If you actually try to use it legit it would work
The reviews on these products aren't so good. So I don't know.
Flex and Felix should make a *flextape*
Outro sucks ass
TheMiniQuinn should be felixtape
one top comment isnt enough for this sir!
👉🏻👌🏻💦👀👀👬
that would be flexy
Flex Seal condoms, wouldn't recommend spraying it there.
Builds nuclear bomb out of flex tape.
Doesn’t blow up when dropped
*Logic:* *_100_*
HOW HRIOSHIMA HAPPENED
They thought is was defective to all the dumbshits out there
To show You the incredible power of flex tape i coverd this nucleare bomb with flex tape
But it says "THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE"
The detonation signal would never reach the bomb.
This guy is the *ultimate flexer* .
OOM- 32 and I’m only 9 years old
OOM- 32 I don't get it
I wanna see if Lil Tay can flex like this
O Aleatorio fuckin dead lmaoo
O Aleatorio Bet she cant mate
Of course she can't she's broke xxxxddd
To the top you go
*You've'nt earned it*
LOL
JUST TO PROVE TO YOU THAT FLEX TAPE IS STRONG, I RISKED MY LIFE AND SAWED A BOAT IN HALF
I kind of want to see a movie where Phil Swift goes back in time to flex seal the holes in the Titanic before it can sink, but his meddling disrupts the timeline, so robot ghost clones from the future have to go back and try to re-sink the boat, and it ends up being a back and forth where the robots keep putting more holes in the Titanic that Phil has to then find creative ways to seal. In the end the future bots end up burning the Titanic and all it's life boats, but then too many people die, so it's up to Phil Swift to drive around in his screen door boat picking up all the people who were supposed to survive the sinking.
Dude, that sounds pretty goddamn COOL!
thats badass
Gimme some of what you smoked
HardLeg Gaming are those ghost robots possibly turkeys from the future
HardLeg Gaming couldn’t Phil patch the hole in the timeline with flex seal?
Someone needs to make a flex tape condom.
Phil will get rich if he does that... sell the idea
👏 Protection 👏
TheNBAFreak “to show you the power of Flex Condoms™.. I FUCKED THIS BOAT IN HALF”
Hahahahaha wow...
Dylan Dailey dying right now
Pewdiepie: "Why does this man hate boats so much?"
Phil swift:" *GET IN THE BOAT* "
*THAT’S ALOT OF DAMAGE*
*WOW*
*A*
*LOT*
it's
Two number 9's
number 9 large
a number 6 with extra dip
two number 45's one with cheese
a number 7
and a large soda
Imagine if PewdiePie went on JonTron upload schedule.
There would be a 9-yearolds revolution.
954 661 7390 text me
Salt Chronicles - Hearthstone Arena i wish JohnTron would go on a Pewdiepie upload schedule, all the 12 year olds would be so excited.
Hi bro, your videos are very nice!
You think pewds plays hearthstone? Bet he would play recruit hunter the little b
Why would anybody do that
Jontron you look way different
Weaver Beats he literally stole every joke from jontron
liam kane, fair enough
Yeah
liam kane except for the wikileaks and snowden patch ;D
I know
imagine phill repair a demensional tear in the sky with this, MADLAD
I was shot in the head.. but with the power of flex tape.. my brain stayed right in! Amazing!
Howard Plumpkin you're welcome
good one
Getting a good headjob always makes my brain feel a bit funny to.
shotn't
RUclips: *I SAWED THIS MONETIZATION BUTTON IN HALF*
*THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE*
Looks like another suicide..
XD
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
*THAT'S A NO REVENUE*
+Fediko GO good old Fitz
*THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE*
*HOWBOUTALILMOAR*
Yes
*Do not try this at home!*
Not just not at home, just DO NOT TRY THIS
Ok
27 STAB WOUNDS!!!!!!
When Flex Tape actually works:
Phil Swift: They Called me a Madman.
stop flexin on them haters, flex seal them haters.
If only lil Tay used Flex seal instead of flexing
Let's be Honest Official 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Denice Luciano where's the link?
Vortex Lmao
Let's be Honest Official ohh
NOW THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE
I would say, "Hey, pewds, take a break", but you truly make my days better lately. Like every video, guys. He deserves it. :)
Emilio Doménech ok
He just went on vacation to japan
He uploaded videos from Japan almost every single day. What are you even talking about. Get a life.
Some of his videos became bland lately tbh, last years videos were funnier, but yeah he does make my days better
Emilio Doménech he would have fixed that break with flex seal
* Blows a hole through a boat * NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!!
Phillip Defranco, Dr. Phill, and Flexseal Phill...
Whats with these Phills?...
Mr.Mom Phill
Mole Lester
What's up with your spelling?
He's trying to phil in that empty content
Philix
*THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE!*
Sharpeye Reviews
HOWBOUTSOMORE
tHats AlOT oF DamaGe!
You and I had the exact same idea xD
Anyone in the world says “boat”
Phil: (bursts down door with a chainsaw)
*DID SOMEBODY SAY BOAT?*
Daniel Sambar Hahahaha
HAHAHAHA
*I'll saw your boat in half*
Don’t worry about the door flextape Can fix that too
Alex Bladh *To show the power of flex tape* I broke into someone's door when they say door and repair it with only *F L E X T A P E*
Who else got this recommended to them 2 years later?
No i search this up
I've never seen an advertiser SO in love with their job! We need more people like this man!
EDIT: Also, this man must have a vengeance against boats
At least he makes sure THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY DRY.
Flex seal kittee, you know what else flex table can make completely dry?...
Maybe his last job had to do with boats? Lmao
(And he's getting vengence on it)
Glass Boat
What did those boats do to you Phil?
@RaychainZ
Therefore they need to feel the Phil's wrath!!!
They didnt have enough DAMAGE
James Vietch
Candice Lau they killed his family so it’s revenge
phil is a plumber.
So,did this flex tape stop Lil Tay from flexing hard on us.
it was going to, she backed out.
No.
Hell no, Phil is the hardest flexer of the century
No she flex sealed her cash
ruclips.net/video/QictOYbY10U/видео.html
Pewds: This is soooo original (sarcastic)
Also Pewds: Does the video idea
It looks like Elon Musk has some competition
Hello guys LMAO
Flex Tape X coming soon
XD
Hello guys Haha
To prove the power of Flex seal
*cuts to Phil Swift standing on the moon*
I made a space suit entierly out of flex seal
I feel like I even heard half the jokes before on jontron
United Potatoes
It's because you have
United Potatoes because it’s the first part is literally jontrons video without jontrons voice
Yeah! Especially 5:57-6:13 they are all jokes that Jon made
"Broken Marriage" "Bowl" "Lotta damage haha... ha"
That's the point
Phil Swift is the spokesman for the Flex Seal family of products. He has an energetic personality and people generally agree that he's very likable.
Phil was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles.
After orbiting the universe for some years, he came crashing down toward Earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped. He fought in Vietnam, earning the nickname "Indestructable Phil" for his 100,000 plus confirmed kills with little more than his bare hands. He is best known for his catchphrase, "That's a lotta damage" after accidentally burning down a Vietnam village in a fit of rage. While in Vietnam, he created a super-strong adhesive with a mixture of his own celestial blood and tree sap. His invention was widely used to treat severed arteries.
He then moved on to singlehandedly reattach severed limbs of soldiers in Iraq, (though he often mixed up legs and arms) and even offered therapy to those who had experienced the loss of loved ones during the war. If only Phil could tape my life back together too.
Recently, he has begun marketing his invention. He is well known for his ads, in which his PTSD causes him to slaughter buckets and boats by channeling the power of hell. This is why many consider him to be the supreme leader of the universe, with power beyond any humans imagination.
Flex Seal and Related Works Phil is most famously known for his advertisements of the products known as but not limited to: Flex Seal, Flex Tape, Flex Shot, etc.
All these products, also known as the Flex Seal Family of Products, were gifts from the heavens, so we would be able to coat, seal and stop leaks fast. Foolish mortals like us are not capable of making any product close to the power of Flex Seal, nor any other Flex Seal product. Not even the great Nacho Chez Gaming can summon something as great as this.
Flex Seal is a revolutionary, life-saving product, capable of coating, sealing and stopping leaks fast. Some say it protected America from Logan Paul's suicide video. Flex Seal is a liquid rubber in a can, capable of sleeping into cracks and holes, and it dries to a water-tight, flexible, rubberized coating. One simple shot of Flex Seal will instantly patch up any hole, immediately stopping leaks fast (multiple coats may need to be used). Two shots can knock out any bullies you want that hate on your minecraft lets play videos. Its like a handyman in a can, capable of fixing destroyed buckets, and preventing leaks.
Flex Tape is a super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal and repair. Flex Tape is no ordinary tape. It's triple thiccc adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Flex Tape's powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas without draining them. Flex Tape is S U P E R S T R O N G, and once it's on, it holds on tight. Tighter than my girlfriend in LA's ass. Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holds. Flex Tape is such an incredibly useful product, that Phil sawed a boat in half and repaired it with only Flex Tape. Nothing short of a revolutionary product sent by the gods of Athens.
Flex Spray is a lot like the previously mentioned Flex Seal. What differentiates this product from Flex Seal is the Spray is like normal Spray paint, and can easily spread out to take up more space. You can create submarines out of cars ayylmao.
Flex Seal Color is a liquid rubber in a can, capable of seeping into cracks and holes, and it dries to a water-tight, flexible, rubberized coating, a lot like the aforementioned Flex Seal. The difference between this and the original Flex Seal is that this comes in 9 different colors, which can be used to spray on any surface. The color in Flex Seal Color is shown to be even more effective than spray paint when it comes to spraying on walls and other surfaces. Flex Seal Color's least popular color is black and most popular is white.
Flex Seal Clear has the same concept as both Flex Seal and Flex Seal Color, but rather than being noticeable to the human eye, it is hidden from view, and hidden for if you want the appearance of the Flex Seal to be hidden. This is done using the Phil Swift brand warp star which can teleport the seal away from the naked eye and dispose of it in cold cold vacuum of space, creating an invisible flex product.
Flex Shot is a lot like Flex Seal, but Flex Shot will fill larger holes and can be used as a caulking, where as Flex Seal is sprayed on and can cover a larger surface to make it completely waterproof. You may need several coats of Flex Seal to make the surface completely waterproof, but Flex Shot is a one time rubber bead that can be built up. This should make Flex Shot the leader of the Flex Seal family of products, but falls behind to Flex Seal, due to branding, and being the original. This makes Flex Shot one of the most underrated Flex Seal products.
With revolutionary products like these, only a true god has what it takes to advertise said products to the masses, and that role was given to the almighty Phil Swift, supreme leader, universe master, and advertisement genius.
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I read it all
That was a binding and intense read. What an absolute legend.
Tighter than that Cali ass?!! I don't know if I believe that
I love this sh*t😂
Boat: *exists*
Phil Swift: I'm about to end this man's whole career
yea
bot
*That's a lotta demage*
Man 🤔
For just $10 a month you can save a boat from a lot of damage.
Flex tape.
We can linch Phil
Maybe if they had flex seal in the Titanic :(
Faraz Ahmed sad niggas
Faraz Ahmed too soon
Amiel K too soon over a century later?
George Buckley yes too soon
George Buckley i meant "too soon" as in the joke was "too soon".
i feel like phil swift would be an amazing super smash bros character, the chainsaw, the bucket, flex tape slap attacks
this is what the people want nintendo
Oh my god
U gave me an idea
@@meepbeep2464 he is my favourite anime character
Imagine it. The screen, covered in blood. Phil brutally stabbing the characters with all the blood gushing out. Then you hear the hellish voice... THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE
Get a petition guys
If only phil was on the titanic
HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH
Phil will just make a hole in titanic and tape it just to convince people.
Lmao
eZqT _15 scientist:why is there flex tape on the titanic hole
ROFL that’s a great fucking joke lmao
Just imagine felix in a bikini jumping into a pool of flex seal
The flex tape is so strong it connected back my relationship with my parents
Hello guys F
Here, hold this L
Hello guys dude
Sorry
Hello guys ah i shall try 😂
Miguel Ángel Castillo Acosta thanks for respecting
Global warming: *exists*
*FLEXTAPES THE OZONE LAYER*
But it’s cold outside
You'd have to use flex tape clear.
Savage Adidas Tracksuit Slavaboo Checkmate, NASA!
u mean a hole in the ozone?
btw it fixed itself ages ago, ppl just stopped using a certain type of air conditioners and spray cans
Savage Adidas Tracksuit Slavaboo you are a genius that is an incredible idea why haven’t the thousands of scientists working on this figured this out yet?
3:35 those were literally harmless nurse sharks 😂
NetherWolves *Megladon has entered the chat* Edit: I question why people like my comment
Great white shark has joined
the chat
Every dangerous shark in the world has joined the chat
Well Phil swift just said it was sharks :/
They're not harmless lol
i love his old vids sm
Flex Tape could've saved the titanic
thats a lotta damage
*jack drowns* Phil: That's a lotta damage .
Ha
Shandor no damage is to extreme for Flex Tape
You mean the Titenic?