Imagine waking up one night to the sounds of someone shuffling around your house going through your shit and then you just hear a calm "I'm not here to rob you, I just like to observe." I feel like that'd be infinitely more stressful than being robbed.
I’m not going to spoil it but there’s a very important reason why she didn’t react the first time she got shot like directly in her chest/shoulder area
For someone who just saw their wife get shot dead, their baby daughter kidnapped, chased and attacked by unknown savage "things", and had half their left hand ripped off, Ethan is remarkably cool and collected.
Ethan is just chill personified. Gets his hand and leg chopped off in the last game and all we get is "Ahhhh! Fuck!" And then nothing else. He's the walking embodiment of: "Oh no! Anyway."
One of my favourite unappreciated lines in this whole series is still when Mark says, in response to them calling Rose the package, "How did you know her middle name?"
mark in a nice family home: "oh no this looks bad. this don't feel right" mark in a creepy house in the woods: "blood's a good sign" "wow what lovely art"
Yeah, i mean when you're in a horror game a scary house is gonna deliver you scary stuff, right? But if you're in a comfy home you know that the scary stuff are COVERED UP.
@Bender Bending Rodriguez i'm sure that's not all it's known for... if it were a stand-alone game then it probably would be, but resident evil's a huge series, and there's stuff to love about the game aside from the big lady (even if her designs really cool)!! people love to joke but that's all it is, jokes, and i'm sure people who hear of the game through jokes about her can understand she's not actually meant to be simped over
@@Milo_1987 As someone who knows Blitz well and considers him a friend. I also in turn hate you. Also the 4 does not look like an E in the slightest try using a 3 instead, honey. (I'd rather not call you a whore I hate you but not that much)
Mia: *gets shot numerous times* Mark: I’m sure she’s fine. Anyways, has anyone seen a gigantic vampire mommy with a very respectable personality nearby?
with the context from the rest of the game, the opening scene is amazing. miranda saying "go cautiously take YOUR daughter to bed" also taking a bullet and having an annoyed reaction instead of pain, the story being about mirandas child and her calling the child a rascal which isnt something a writer would say in that way, going "full native" with the food and acting so nonchalant around everything that happened in Louisiana. its just perfect story telling and seeding in doubts early but not blatant that you guess the twist right away.
That's one thing that always made me suspicious from the intro. She doesn't start reacting to the bullets until suspiciously late and once you know the twist, it's so obvious why
Idk, I feel like I should have put it together right off the bat when Mia didn't have the usual reaction to getting shot with a literal rifle round (that tends to at least knock humans down)
@@MindofEmbers but that’s what’s perfect about it. You’ve looked back on it now with recency bias. You now know the truth so you think you should’ve have known all along with the evidence that you found out. But this situation wasn’t exactly entirely outright showing that it was Miranda.
I think the features feel more adult and baby at the same time (the baby's head is all weird). Compound that with the baby being fucking massive its all 100% off
To be fair, babies in horror settings are always unsettling, especially when said babies are part of the group of scary people that are trying to kill/turn you.
mark the whole time: i’m here for the game and because i admire resident evil. nothing else.. also mark: did someone very tall with a *wide* upper body walk in?
I mean last I checked, Mia was only partially cured. With Eveline dead, Mia was freed of the thing in her that caused her to go all angry zombie mode, but the virus in her was never cured. It's still there, probably because it doesn't pose a threat to her or anyone else anymore. She still remembers everything, and judging by the fact that she barely cared about a bullet to the shoulder and multiple bullets to the head, she's clearly still infected and still more than capable of surviving small arms fire.
@@stoneheart0007 yeah, her reaction to the first bullet hitting her was more one of mild annoyance and surprise, like “did a bird really just poop on my shoulder?”
Well she is being medicated for the remnant effects of a fungal infection that has a side effect of extreme regenerative capabilities. Maybe that specific side effect was unable to be taken care of by the medicine. Then again who really knows.
The way Mia got shot by the first bullet at 10:54 was suspiciously weird, rather than holding her wound and panicking she straight up turned angry mode and just stood there. Just a hunch though.
@@holyvicar dude, please, you might not be DIRECTLY spoiling, but don't bait spoil either. Just let Mark and the people who watch him figure it out when they get to the reveal
soldier:"Here, have a good look at my gunstock" Ethan: "Thanks, I should take a nap now" Chris: "You shouldn't sleep on the ground, let us move you to middle of nowhere."
Yeah she's fine, she only got like 2 full rounds unloaded directly into her chest, she'll be right as rain with some o' that healing liquid Ethan uses to glue his hand back on
I will always love rewatching the series because of how only after playing through the game do you see the parallels of the book Mia reads in the beginning to Ethan's future journey
@@Pastelrascal21 the characters and order in which they appear within the storybook is the representation of the bosses we face and the order in which we face them. (Like how the fourth thing the girl in the book encounters, a mechanical horse, turned against the girl because she snatched what she thought was another gift = Ethan believing Heisenberg was helping only for Heisenberg to try and murder Ethan in the end)
Ethan: *Has his "wife" literally get shot "dead". Also Ethan: "Excuse me, sir. You appear to have riddled my wife with bullets, and I'm just wondering what made you wanna do that."
I felt that in my soul too. When he said a very large castle with BIG doors and Huuuuge knockers I was like... "Confirmed, this is "say you're here for the tall lady, without saying you're here for the tall lady"
Okay but are we going to talk about how the four animals in the opening fairy tale are the four lords? Dimitrescu is the Bat, Beneviento is the Weaver, Moreau is the Fish, and Heisenberg is the Iron Horse, and they come together to make the black witch: Miranda. Gotta love the little details.
Lol I was gonna say the same thing. I’m watching it through again and I saw that and was like conspiracy theory “what if the book is based off of the four lords and Miranda?”
@@alysonbiddle1192 If it is and I'm sure you are right but what I want to know is why don't Beneviento's and Dimetrescu's crests don't look like any of the beasts? like Moreau's is a mermaid and Hiesenberg's is an iron horse
@@paigestubbs9718 Dimitrescu's crest is a flower with swords in it and Beneviemto's is a sun mixed with a moon which are not in the story. Also what if that story is a twisted version of Lady Dimitrescu's origins.
God I can’t believe it’s already been a year, I love this game so much and I’ve probably rewatched this play through like 8 times. Definitely not as much as the FNAF playlist, but it’s still very enjoyable
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest RUclipsr EVAH! Please agree, dear pan
One of the first resident evil games I watched was Mark playing biohazard, it was so good really like first person horror with managment ideas, and even though the other games aren't like that they are all still really good
I love it that this is my come back to series when I’m having a bad time just cuz Marks drooling over Lady D is so entertaining it never fails to make me laugh.
“Ooo handcuffs!” “A *great* warm embrace” *Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochis-*
@@yigityigitoglu7451 I cant tell if this is serious or not, but if it is, it was a running joke on Mark’s deleted channel that he’d say he’s not a masochist after trying random painful experiences like pepper spray, no one’s kink shaming here 😓
@Bender Bending Rodriguez I don't think it's necessarily what it's known for, but she's just a heavily memed part of the game. Everyone can tell how good the game is and that it's worth playing.
Kinda like how Mia got shot in the shoulder, and instead of crying out in pain or doubling over or even wincing, she just goes full Vin Diesel. Looks at the window all like “who has the balls?!”
I'm actually really surprised that Ethan wasn't presented as a badass, or at least competent... This isn't his first rodeo, and last time he took out a monster the size of a building... The werewolves ought to have him raising an eyebrow at most. Also. Why WASN'T he armed, why didn't he have guns in the home that he went for when shit hit the fan? Why wasn't he eager to arm up when the old man handed him a gun?! Instead he needed multiple prompts... Again, this is NOT the first time he's handled this. He ought to know the ropes by now.
@@charlesatanasio7223 He's not a trained soldier, just an average civilian and he is still scarred by the experience. I'm sure that his wish to be with Mia again is what gave him the strength to go through RE7.
Some people get in shock and stop having any reactions if they get wounded - so her reaction may be plausible. But I am more disappointed by Ethan who didn't even try to pull her down to ground, so she will not get shot twice.
It has that vibe of like 'if someone tries to steal something from you and you tell them no, they legally can't steal it from you'... even its a child that you stole from them first I guess
Lol... but seriously, she took something like 8 rounds to the chest and still tried to get up. Then they teased about something being wrong with Rose with that phone call from the doctor. She may not be "fine" but I don't think she's dead either.
To be fair to Mark she died like 3 or 4 times in 7 and was fine. The 2 I can remember off the top of my head are an axe to her throat and getting shot a ton by Ethan.
Never have I seen a gamer go into a horror game with such a specific expectation. Markiplier sees a human-shaped hole in the wall and only thinks "Hey! This hole isn't 9 feet tall!" XD
I love how u can tell where the inspiration came from for the beginning story, like the voice acting, the art style etc all resemble the story of the deathly hallows from hp and the stepmothers story from mirror mirror.
The wine yeah is fancy and made by comically large Badonker woman by wait till you try the milk, it is still made by big gohanagahoogs lady, but natural milk
!SPOILERS! “i’m assuming mia is fine” “and i’m assuming rose is not” me after already watching all of these: *how did he know* i added a spoiler alert. now please stop fighting in the replies. i didn’t mean any harm.
Yeah, the entire opening is way funnier when you’ve watched the entire playthrough….like can we talk about how fricking Miranda cooked Ethan dinner? I feel like that doesn’t get enough attention. Confirmed, one of the final Resident Evil bosses can cook.
@@jenniferhill2123 She was a mother so it makes sense that she can cook. It’s just strange to think of this massive B who destroyed so many lives and turned so many people into monsters Cooking a nice meal for a guy Whose baby she’s about to steal.
She may still have the goop inside her, or at least the heightened physical endurance might've stuck around. The first scene in RE7 she gets filled with bullets by Ethan , so it's something she has felt before.
The man slide a dining room table over with one hand like it was nothing and has experience hunting down Leon to breed his sister and punching boulders. I'd back down too. Hell I wouldnt have the balls to touch him.
I honestly feel so bad for Ethan. His love disappears, he waits for her sadly, comes to rescue her, hand, evil fam, they move away, he tries to talk it out, love gets shot by supposed friend, he loses baby, tries to find them, hand.. It just never ends for this guy.
Mark: "YOU READ THAT TO A BABY!?" Europe: So I got this new children's story from Italy called "Pinocchio". The kids love it. We're at the part where the cat and fox tie a noose around the boy's neck and they hang him from a tree.
@@alissaharris37 A child gets turned into a donkey and is worked to death on a farm in the original story. It was Disney that changed it to several boys at a circus and included the whale.
Latinos: mm la llorona the story of a woman who steals children and the drowns them, el cuco a monster under the bed that if you don't fall asleep kidnaps you and well others more and this they told me as a child
Ok so I don’t know if anyone else has already pointed this out but at the beginning, when Mia is ready the story to Rose, each of the creatures represents the lords, the bat the mommy Dimitrescu, the weaver is Donna, the fish king is Moreau and the horse is Heisenberg. The Witch is Maranda. I can’t believe I only realised that now but it’s a pretty cool detail.
Imagine waking up one night to the sounds of someone shuffling around your house going through your shit and then you just hear a calm "I'm not here to rob you, I just like to observe." I feel like that'd be infinitely more stressful than being robbed.
*I'd feel that my life would be in much more danger if a robber said that to me, inside my own house.*
Well, at least someone cares about what im doing
I would offer them tea
Just keep it quiet I’d say
24:06
“Hey wassup.”
“Anybody mind me breaking in?”
“Anybody gonna stop me?!”
What would your answer be?
>Mia gets shot
Ethan: “MIA, GET DOWN”
*>Mia, still standing, ignores Ethan’s request and eats more bullets*
The person wasn't in detection mode yet, he was still hidden, she thought it was just the wind
I mean, they didn't have time for dinner yet, can't blame her for chewing on all that lead
@@victoryfraud1756 did you just-
Even better than that, she stood up again. No self preservation instincts whatsoever.
I’m not going to spoil it but there’s a very important reason why she didn’t react the first time she got shot like directly in her chest/shoulder area
For someone who just saw their wife get shot dead, their baby daughter kidnapped, chased and attacked by unknown savage "things", and had half their left hand ripped off, Ethan is remarkably cool and collected.
Cool.....Ethan winters....OH I GET IT
Ethan is just chill personified. Gets his hand and leg chopped off in the last game and all we get is
"Ahhhh! Fuck!" And then nothing else.
He's the walking embodiment of:
"Oh no!
Anyway."
@@LairdCombanite i keep forgetting you can lose your leg in biohazard. I never had it happen to me. Lol
And for having half a hand, he sure is efficient at using a bolt cutter and moving a heavy shelf
@@penelopeskaggs5563 Wait... w h a t
One of my favourite unappreciated lines in this whole series is still when Mark says, in response to them calling Rose the package, "How did you know her middle name?"
I TOTALLY MISSED THAT LMAO
Same
The android sent from Cyberlife?
Rosemary Package Winters, rolls off the tongue
what in the world.. its canon that kaeya watches markiplier?
I love it how Mark assumes that every noise he hears implies that it’s Lady Dimitrescu who’s come to welcome him.
"Is this the sound of someone very tall coming to greet me?..." YES
the big boobie woman coming to greet him
@@huh6 play the game
Step on me vampire lady
I'm not too into lady dimitrescu
mark in a nice family home: "oh no this looks bad. this don't feel right"
mark in a creepy house in the woods: "blood's a good sign" "wow what lovely art"
Yeah, i mean when you're in a horror game a scary house is gonna deliver you scary stuff, right? But if you're in a comfy home you know that the scary stuff are COVERED UP.
@@felixbrand1378 You right
@@felixbrand1378 good point...
@@felixbrand1378 it’s big brain time
@@felixbrand1378 now u r a true gamer
It's amazing how calm he is under pressure. Mark will truly endure it all for Lady Dimitrescu
As we all shall but its a price we heros are willing to pay
ikr
he is a GAMER
@Salty_Ghøst She might be his Waifu. 😏😏😏😏😏
@Bender Bending Rodriguez i'm sure that's not all it's known for... if it were a stand-alone game then it probably would be, but resident evil's a huge series, and there's stuff to love about the game aside from the big lady (even if her designs really cool)!! people love to joke but that's all it is, jokes, and i'm sure people who hear of the game through jokes about her can understand she's not actually meant to be simped over
Ethan’s way of coping from the events of the Baker Family: HERBS, MUST FILL HOME WITH PLANTS! HERBS, GOOP JUICE
hey some people like to roll a joint every now and then
@@Milo_1987 As someone who knows Blitz well and considers him a friend. I also in turn hate you. Also the 4 does not look like an E in the slightest try using a 3 instead, honey. (I'd rather not call you a whore I hate you but not that much)
@@Milo_1987 especially if they are a mold who went through some trauma
I'm wondering how the green herb works. Have you got multiple scratches or lost your limbs? Eat a leaf and now you're completely healthy
@@datsorde1132 it is actually a plant like fungus not herbs.
"Not quite tall enough for me to really respect you"
Oh, so that's why Mark DEEPly respects Lady Dimitrescu
No way I’m first to a JSGWAM comment
its an honor to be second to reply to this comment
My honor to be third
JSGWAM I FINALLY FOUND YOU AFTER 1WEEK
What? Wait why are people honored to reply to you, you secretly famous? Hahai
Ethan : "can't keep her waiting, your mother's scary when she's angry"
Yeah, especially when she has a screwdriver, a knife, and a chainsaw
how the fuck does this have 0 replies with 618 likes?
Lmao
@@sage4365 Hopefully that doesn't lead to any problems in their marriage....
Well and here I thought that line was kinda dark already but geez
Meanwhile, Mark doesn't want to keep the Tall Lady of the Tall Castle waiting. XD
I love how ‘Mia’ looked so offended the first time she got shot
'Mia' was probably thinking " bitch my plan. "
@@emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso1319 “shit now I have to play dead”
Well considering who it actually is lol
@@dragoncatoverload Who is she actually? I'm not going to watch this entire series, so please tell me
@@gabriel62 The final boss Miranda. She can shape shift and kidnapped Mia/replaced her for a few months.
mark knowing lady demitrescu’s literal height is too funny 💀
bro did research
Hey! we have the same profile picture!
shes 9'6 she is way too tall 😰
@@arixi. You no like snu snu?
@@danielbrooks8980 what
Mark pretending to not be here for Lady Dimitrescu is a whole different experience
hearing him talking about the huge embrace and the big knockers on the door around 16:00 is fantastic as well LMAO
On the same level as Sean. But a bit better.
Mhm. But we all know the truth
Glad to be Romanian
I guess you could say it's a 'Mark' of a true gamer
Watches Mia get shot 35 times, markiplier: Well Chris looks different
just a normal day
“I think mia is fine”
Mia looks alright
I'm sure she's fine
You mean Miranda😉
Mia: *gets shot numerous times*
Mark: I’m sure she’s fine. Anyways, has anyone seen a gigantic vampire mommy with a very respectable personality nearby?
With a warm embrace in her giant castle?
@Death Omen why hello mister orange creamsicle senior >:]
This comment is by far my favorite
“and huge knockers…on the doors” had me rolling
same XD
“I love butt..resses” got me
Markiplier somehow can act like a mature adult and a 4 year old at the same time....it amazes me
That’s true, he’s a god lol
@Muscleman8562 stop spam
It still whoop ur a
@Muscleman8562 _n o o n e c a r e s_
Four year old man...
I just like how Chris tells Ethan no like he’s scolding a 4 year old
BAD ETHAN go to your corner NOW ! ~ Chris Redfield 2021
@@ozwellespencer955 Ethan Winters: *pulls out a banana and shoots chris*
@@paranoidlagvr6125 *chris mutates into a giant banana himself !*
@@paranoidlagvr6125 *Absorbs the banana ammo*
It's like he's a bad dog, "ETHAN, NO! BAD DOG!" *sprays with spray bottle*
We all know your only here to watch Mark simp for Lady Dimetriscu
*This also includes myself*
Nah but that’s why I watched JackSepticEye’s vids
Dude that is EXACTLY why I’m here!
LET THE SIMPING COMMENCE!!
@Muscleman8562 I don't understand why in any version of reality you would ever go out of your way to ingest a lit cigarette
That is the truest thing I’ve heard today
lmfao yes
with the context from the rest of the game, the opening scene is amazing. miranda saying "go cautiously take YOUR daughter to bed" also taking a bullet and having an annoyed reaction instead of pain, the story being about mirandas child and her calling the child a rascal which isnt something a writer would say in that way, going "full native" with the food and acting so nonchalant around everything that happened in Louisiana. its just perfect story telling and seeding in doubts early but not blatant that you guess the twist right away.
You won’t guess it immediately unless your Sean
That's one thing that always made me suspicious from the intro. She doesn't start reacting to the bullets until suspiciously late and once you know the twist, it's so obvious why
Idk, I feel like I should have put it together right off the bat when Mia didn't have the usual reaction to getting shot with a literal rifle round (that tends to at least knock humans down)
@@MindofEmbers but that’s what’s perfect about it. You’ve looked back on it now with recency bias. You now know the truth so you think you should’ve have known all along with the evidence that you found out. But this situation wasn’t exactly entirely outright showing that it was Miranda.
Mark pretending to not know about Lady Dimitrescu is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
Yes
Yes
A castle with a big tall welcome
Yes
Yes
Mark playing a literal horror game: completely fine
Mark looking at the baby: "That... that weirds the hell out of me"
I think the features feel more adult and baby at the same time (the baby's head is all weird). Compound that with the baby being fucking massive its all 100% off
i dont see this as a horror game, it’s a action-thriller on a baisis on action, it’s not scary at all compared to resident evil 7
To be fair, babies in horror settings are always unsettling, especially when said babies are part of the group of scary people that are trying to kill/turn you.
Yeah but the babys scary ass smile was traumatizing. Same with its angry face.
This ones creepy but for more of the plot reasons.
Same with corpse
this episode is just "tell me you're in love with lady dimitrescu without telling me you're in love with lady dimitrescu"
Imagine this in vr
Except its all talking about how in love he is with lady dimitrescu
Wait till they meet again-
Tell me you're on tik tok without telling me you're on tik tok
Just the title of this game scares the crap out of me
mark the whole time: i’m here for the game and because i admire resident evil. nothing else..
also mark: did someone very tall with a *wide* upper body walk in?
Dimitrescu: Let's see how special you are.
The Daughters: Yes mother.
Mark: yes mother.
Dimitrescu: What?
Mark: What?
666th like
@@Janislikeinmeangirls don’t know why tho😑🤡
Yes mommy
Booba
@@Janislikeinmeangirls yeees GOO Demons-
😂😂
*Watches Mia get shot 65 times*
Markiplier: "I'm assuming Mia is fine..."
65?
I mean last I checked, Mia was only partially cured. With Eveline dead, Mia was freed of the thing in her that caused her to go all angry zombie mode, but the virus in her was never cured. It's still there, probably because it doesn't pose a threat to her or anyone else anymore. She still remembers everything, and judging by the fact that she barely cared about a bullet to the shoulder and multiple bullets to the head, she's clearly still infected and still more than capable of surviving small arms fire.
But she's still infected
And I’m assuming rose is fine
@@stoneheart0007 yeah, her reaction to the first bullet hitting her was more one of mild annoyance and surprise, like “did a bird really just poop on my shoulder?”
*mia gets shot 20+ times*
“She’s probably fine though”
Well she is being medicated for the remnant effects of a fungal infection that has a side effect of extreme regenerative capabilities. Maybe that specific side effect was unable to be taken care of by the medicine. Then again who really knows.
@@phoenixshadow4631 the people who actually played the game
To be fair he did see her "die" like 4 times in RE7 Lmao
@• K I W I • don’t spoil it for people
Someone literally commented almost the same thing last week stop stealing comments
20:48 I love how mark is complimenting the art like he would if a random child gave it to him.
mark: i’m not a masochist
mark: oooh is he gonna do a sweet jump-slam on my skull?
*doesn’t do sweet jump-slam on skull*
mark: *disappointed mumbling*
XD
I'm starting to think the years of rage games changed him...
Lmaoo
Markiplier: This is exactly what ive been waiting for
I deadass just clicked the video and said that🤣
This is actually more like me rn, i have been waiting for this to happen :>
Yep, this is going to be good
Holy fuck that's alot of likes within an hour
Mark is only here to see the thicc hoochie of the castle
“Did someone very tall just enter the home did someone’s very wide upper body area just break the door”.
-Markiplier 2021
1k likes no replies I mean 1 after I comment
Never gonna let you down
@@Leopaul03 clever... veery clever
@@Leopaul03 NEVER GONNA TRUN AROUND AND DISTER U
@@hehehe785 NEvEr GOnnA mAkE yOu Cry
Mark: "well I'm supposed to crawl inside it's corpse and uh-"
Ad: "Get free unlimited internet!"
Did that actually happen to you?
Sometimes ads have perfect timing
@@zach7281 yeah
Muckbang
Mine was literally about needing therapy lmao better help ad
The way Mia got shot by the first bullet at 10:54 was suspiciously weird, rather than holding her wound and panicking she straight up turned angry mode and just stood there. Just a hunch though.
After a while you'll see why hehe
RIGHT
Lmao
it was so weird. she looked at her shoulder then looked around. didnt even fucking touch the wound or flinch.
@@holyvicar dude, please, you might not be DIRECTLY spoiling, but don't bait spoil either. Just let Mark and the people who watch him figure it out when they get to the reveal
Mia cosplaying a slice of Swiss cheese
Mark: I’m assuming Mia’s fine
BAHAHAHAHAHA
This is the best out of all the "Mia getting shot" comments
This is the most creative one I’ve seen
underrated comment
LMAOOOO
Chris: "Ethan, No!"
Ethan: "Understandable. Have a great day"
Ethan: "I just wanna learn how to read~~"
soldier:"Here, have a good look at my gunstock"
Ethan: "Thanks, I should take a nap now"
Chris: "You shouldn't sleep on the ground, let us move you to middle of nowhere."
@@roboorc1234 😂😂😂
Funi
Facts🤣🤣🤣
I love how Chris just killed Ethan’s Wife and all Mark could say is “Chris looks diffrent.”
To be fair he said that he assumes she is fine.
jackcepticeye: awww that baby looks cute
markiplier: ugh that baby makes me uncomfortable
Video game babies always make me uncomfortable 😂
PewDiePie: throw the baby in the sauce
Lol
No the uncomfortable baby comes later
@@CheshireKitty-ox2fy so true
the duality of man
Wife : gets lit up like a Christmas tree.
Mark: she’ll be fine.
Yeah she's fine, she only got like 2 full rounds unloaded directly into her chest, she'll be right as rain with some o' that healing liquid Ethan uses to glue his hand back on
@Jackson Carpenter yeahp she basically got turned into a magazine herself with all the bullets she's storing
*Wife gets shots up like robocop*
I hope Mia is okay also thats not something to insult, If she is really dead by the end of this series im gonna be pissed mark...
But I don’t think rose is not ok.
Markiplier offering a sleepy baby wine is the most Markiplier thing I can ever think of.
he couldn't afford water as a baby, he was too poor.
Such WIne Aunt energy
@@realname6857 I understood that reference
@@incogniftoar3943 and I understood THAT reference
And Jesus turned water into wine, and wine into ethanol-
I will always love rewatching the series because of how only after playing through the game do you see the parallels of the book Mia reads in the beginning to Ethan's future journey
How so?
@@Pastelrascal21 the characters and order in which they appear within the storybook is the representation of the bosses we face and the order in which we face them. (Like how the fourth thing the girl in the book encounters, a mechanical horse, turned against the girl because she snatched what she thought was another gift = Ethan believing Heisenberg was helping only for Heisenberg to try and murder Ethan in the end)
Ethan: *Has his "wife" literally get shot "dead".
Also Ethan: "Excuse me, sir. You appear to have riddled my wife with bullets, and I'm just wondering what made you wanna do that."
Exactly !
🤣
I now kinda want Mark to voice a resident evil character. 🤣
@@justin2308 SAMEE
BAHAHA-
“Huuuuuge... Knockers, on the doors.”
_oh my jesus_
And the “two very grandiose things waiting for me” 😭
I felt that in my soul too. When he said a very large castle with BIG doors and Huuuuge knockers I was like... "Confirmed, this is "say you're here for the tall lady, without saying you're here for the tall lady"
timestamp?
@@arii9288 why thae emoji?
@@teha17 15:36
Every other youtuber: "aww such a cute baby!"
Markiplier: "this baby looks weird"
He’s not ok
mark, always our fav ytber :)
I have yet to watch a RUclipsr that though the baby was cute
Pewds: can I throw the baby?
Jack: EAT THE CHILD
Mark is exceptionally good at guessing the stories of horror games. This, RE7, FNaF UCN, The Forest, etc
Okay but are we going to talk about how the four animals in the opening fairy tale are the four lords? Dimitrescu is the Bat, Beneviento is the Weaver, Moreau is the Fish, and Heisenberg is the Iron Horse, and they come together to make the black witch: Miranda.
Gotta love the little details.
shhhhhh spoilers....
but yeah I love that SOOO much
Lol I was gonna say the same thing. I’m watching it through again and I saw that and was like conspiracy theory “what if the book is based off of the four lords and Miranda?”
@@alysonbiddle1192 If it is and I'm sure you are right but what I want to know is why don't Beneviento's and Dimetrescu's crests don't look like any of the beasts? like Moreau's is a mermaid and Hiesenberg's is an iron horse
@@loki4807 Lady Dimitrescu is essentially a vampire (not sure if she’s called one) hence the bat and I don’t know about Beneviento
@@paigestubbs9718 Dimitrescu's crest is a flower with swords in it and Beneviemto's is a sun mixed with a moon which are not in the story. Also what if that story is a twisted version of Lady Dimitrescu's origins.
I’m sorry but are we gonna ignore the fact that Rose was born at almost 15 POUNDS? It’s big baby time
fat baby!
right i was shocked
Mine was 10 pounds and the doctors said that was “massive”.
Dimetrusce baby
That's like an average sized 7-8 month old according to WHO growth charts.
Alternative Title: *_Mark thirsting for a WaRm TaLL eMbRAcE for 46 minutes straight_*
I mean can you blame him, we all want a warm embrace from the tall vampire lady too
and trying to be subtle enough for us not to notice, but for her to very much notice.
I swear I was like "Mark, I get it, you want to be f*****, stop-" This was just a funny beginning
@@manuelacuna4188 Same XD
@@bobbobberton1911 who's we i love this game
God I can’t believe it’s already been a year, I love this game so much and I’ve probably rewatched this play through like 8 times. Definitely not as much as the FNAF playlist, but it’s still very enjoyable
That's me with marks let's play of re 7. I've watched it so many times
Are you me? Because I just did that.
23:47 The fact that they actually made the heat coming off a recently dead corpse in a frozen environment is such magnificent attention to detail.
I'm convinced Ethan winters doesnt feel pain, this man gets literally torn to pieces and he just keeps going. Absolute chad
It's all in that one hand too lol
How there does it only say 2 or 1 comments but 3 people have commented
Im beggining to think that Minecraft Steve's last name is Winters...
First his left hand is sawn off by a chainsaw, now half of it was bitten off by a FUCKING WEREWOLF ZOMBIE HYBRID.
You'll see why by the end of the game
I like how Mark is in denial of playing this game for Lady Dimitrescu.
i mean he likes resident evil sooo
every ample inch that this hefty, enormous.....game......has to offer
I mean who wouldn't she absolutely gorgeous, strong and intelligent.
@@flow_dust7184 eh, not really. Well made model but id say she's an 6/10
@@direkitsune pfff jalous ;p
Mia: [*gets shot*]
Mia: [*looks offended like someone just spilt wine on her sweater*]
Which is one of the pieces of evidence that Mia was Miranda the entire time
literally like Every damn time
The world has been waiting for this let's play from our dear markiplier
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest RUclipsr EVAH! Please agree, dear pan
What is even happening in these two comments... O.o
@@panicnymph2783 sec 1 was k
other guy is like
high or sumthin
SAME!!!😊
One of the first resident evil games I watched was Mark playing biohazard, it was so good really like first person horror with managment ideas, and even though the other games aren't like that they are all still really good
Nobody: Ethan winters “I will break into your house and feel unsafe “
Y E S
*This is my favorite comment*
Beautiful comment
@@emo_norman9137 Hey look we both have a gun
@@Stanleys_Bucket LOL
“Baby want a nice refreshing shower?”
“BABY WANT A PILL??”
I don’t think Mark knows how to take care of babies...
He would be a great father
@@Thatraiderswagkid he would
Don't forget the wine he offered as well
Maybe not in games, but irl, he would be a great father.
@@Ian-ek2gd hmmm I’m not too sure about that
I love it that this is my come back to series when I’m having a bad time just cuz Marks drooling over Lady D is so entertaining it never fails to make me laugh.
"Hopefully a nice warm castle with a warm welcome"
So mark wants to be a Disney princess??
Yes.
He wants a Beauty and the Beast situation
Yes ofc always (me) ah yes
I WONDER
Brother, this is RE8. Not much is welcoming.
“Ooo handcuffs!” “A *great* warm embrace”
*Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochist Mark is not a masochis-*
Mark is just playing well. *Wink*
Mark is not a masoch... Mark is a masochist
Yo, you just can't blame someone just because their brain is their own drug dealer.
@@yigityigitoglu7451 I cant tell if this is serious or not, but if it is, it was a running joke on Mark’s deleted channel that he’d say he’s not a masochist after trying random painful experiences like pepper spray, no one’s kink shaming here 😓
@@k.m.186 I think it was one of his FNAF videos he made the reference =)
Mia: *Gets Shot 18 times*
Mark 2 mins later: "I'm assuming Mia is fine..."
Well she did take multiple pistol rounds and a hatchet to the throat in RE7 so I mean... Maybe
@@RustyC216 that's what I was thinking lol
It wasnt mia it was Miranda
The Mold Knows
It's a game they always survive xd
“I think the baby blew up”😂I have absolutely no clue why I found that so funny
Love that both Jack and Mark both took Rose to the bathroom and said, “Baby want a shower?”
Corpse did a baby want to go in the toilet thing with Tina xD
Pewds: Smash the like button if you want me to dip the baby in the sauce!
Great minds think alike :P
I know 😆
Mark would make a great dad tbh.
Ethan: "Mia, get down!"
Mia: Y'all hear sumn?
to be fair, she probably entered shock from being shot
@@lunar_proxy well yes but no
@@MustyCheeks yea now that i've caught up with the whole game ... ummmm not exactly
@@lunar_proxy Same lol cause I only seen resident evil 7 and 8
@RANK: LIEUTENANT. CALLSIGN: VIPER spoiler warning man
I hope Amy isn't getting self-conscious about the fact that she is not 9 foot 6
Im sure amy is thristing over our powerful vampire mommy as well.
She told Mark about the vampire mommy.
@Bender Bending Rodriguez I don't think it's necessarily what it's known for, but she's just a heavily memed part of the game. Everyone can tell how good the game is and that it's worth playing.
@@omoriref we know what you mean by that last part ;)
she punching the air rn
Mark: “What a lovely castle.”
15 seconds later: “Your friends are all dead.”
Bird: *flies to castle*
Mark: "Ah, so your saying fly to the ca-"
Bird: *turns away from the castle*
Mark: ...
Mark: Listen here you little shit
O w O
I loved his reaction. He was so offended
This comment made me laugh so hard I almost dropped the cereal that I am eating😂
or Mark: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
🐦
Markiplier not knowing how to take care of baby :"baby want a pill"
Babies love pills, everybody knows this.
It has the same energy as "I can take a hammer and *fix* the baby!"
@@tgreaux5027 yeah, I’ve tried giving a baby a pill and now he isn’t crying all the time!
@@batwolfy7044 baby is broken he’s too small!
@@AceEspeon seems its all good, wait wha-
Kinda like how Mia got shot in the shoulder, and instead of crying out in pain or doubling over or even wincing, she just goes full Vin Diesel. Looks at the window all like “who has the balls?!”
I'm actually really surprised that Ethan wasn't presented as a badass, or at least competent...
This isn't his first rodeo, and last time he took out a monster the size of a building... The werewolves ought to have him raising an eyebrow at most.
Also. Why WASN'T he armed, why didn't he have guns in the home that he went for when shit hit the fan? Why wasn't he eager to arm up when the old man handed him a gun?! Instead he needed multiple prompts...
Again, this is NOT the first time he's handled this. He ought to know the ropes by now.
@@charlesatanasio7223 could be that he has trauma from his experiences, or he’s just. really tired of dealing with this shit, yaknow?
@@charlesatanasio7223 He's not a trained soldier, just an average civilian and he is still scarred by the experience. I'm sure that his wish to be with Mia again is what gave him the strength to go through RE7.
Some people get in shock and stop having any reactions if they get wounded - so her reaction may be plausible. But I am more disappointed by Ethan who didn't even try to pull her down to ground, so she will not get shot twice.
@@Insanerobert44 I assume Ethan was also on shock, especially given how fast the first shot happened.
3:15
Mark: you read that to a baby?????
Me, from Germany and grew up with german fairytales: that's nothing
What kind of German fairytales?
I love how Chris tells Ethan “Ethan no” like a puppy
That’s exactly what I thought when he told Ethan no 😂
He shall become puppy with that bite...
YES
thats exactly what i said when i watched corpse stream and jacks video. Like..... he just backed up and said "alright my bad"
It has that vibe of like 'if someone tries to steal something from you and you tell them no, they legally can't steal it from you'... even its a child that you stole from them first I guess
Mark: "I'm assuming Mia is fine."
Mia: *Is a led pin cushion on the floor*
Lol... but seriously, she took something like 8 rounds to the chest and still tried to get up. Then they teased about something being wrong with Rose with that phone call from the doctor. She may not be "fine" but I don't think she's dead either.
Lol well, yeah that's totally Mia yeah totally
To be fair to Mark she died like 3 or 4 times in 7 and was fine. The 2 I can remember off the top of my head are an axe to her throat and getting shot a ton by Ethan.
She’ll just heal from the fungus crap
She died like 4 times in Biohazard and kept regenerating. Weird shit
Mia: *Gets shot 57 times*
Mark: I'm sure she's fine :)
Mark thinking that lady demitruescu is going to come out from every door is just the best thing ever
Never have I seen a gamer go into a horror game with such a specific expectation. Markiplier sees a human-shaped hole in the wall and only thinks "Hey! This hole isn't 9 feet tall!" XD
Mark has come a long way from looking for the blacksmith.
@@yesmansam6686 og
I thought he'd just call it a buthole
Mia: Gets shot 250 times
Mark: *Wow, Chris looks different "
Yeah, Mia can go to Hell.
@@Satan_Official shoulda saved zoe tbh
@@EldritchBumblebee agreed
I love how u can tell where the inspiration came from for the beginning story, like the voice acting, the art style etc all resemble the story of the deathly hallows from hp and the stepmothers story from mirror mirror.
Mark: “I’m gonna ignore that, probably a whole lot of nothing”
The whole lot of nothing: “and I took that personally”
Fun fact: the “local” wine at the start is made by yours truly dommy mommy
The wine yeah is fancy and made by comically large Badonker woman by wait till you try the milk, it is still made by big gohanagahoogs lady, but natural milk
@@ballsfish2
That entire thing made me have a stroke-
@@RemiStarz26 imma be honest with you I was half asleep writing that
@@ballsfish2
Makes sense-
@FandomKween13❎ I'm saying she sold milk plus I was half asleep
Game: shows a clearly dead person
Ethan: A dead body?
Mark: You don't know that
i agree.....with mark.they might be faking dead
Its the resident evil series. Never trust a dead body
My name isn’t Ethan winters
agreed
@@soldier1stclass640 almost horror survival games are, like Dead space series
mark hinting about lady dimitrescu the whole time was hilarious
!SPOILERS!
“i’m assuming mia is fine”
“and i’m assuming rose is not”
me after already watching all of these:
*how did he know*
i added a spoiler alert. now please stop fighting in the replies. i didn’t mean any harm.
Yeah, the entire opening is way funnier when you’ve watched the entire playthrough….like can we talk about how fricking Miranda cooked Ethan dinner? I feel like that doesn’t get enough attention. Confirmed, one of the final Resident Evil bosses can cook.
@@dragoncatoverload well wasnt miranda a human being before the mold stuff. If so I assume sue remembered how to cook XD
@@jenniferhill2123 She was a mother so it makes sense that she can cook.
It’s just strange to think of this massive B who destroyed so many lives and turned so many people into monsters
Cooking a nice meal for a guy
Whose baby she’s about to steal.
SPOILERS FOR MARKS RE7 SERIES
He did the same thing with RE7. He guessed the Grandma was the fungus girl in the first episode.
@@thesultanofswing8706 "fungus girl" never do evelyn like that again
"A castle with huge knockers."
Yeah, you weren't thinking about the castle were you, Mark?
Horny detected
Big mommy juicers
Castle doors have knockers
M A S S I V E M O M M Y MILKERS
I thought he was talking about you know what....
Markiplier: "You read that to a baby?!"
Also Markiplier: "Shut up, baby!"
😂👏
I MEAN HE HAVE A POINT THO !!
And father of the year goes toooooo MARKIPIER!!!
@Madaline Burnett ah, yes. you a person of culture U-U
Mia: Your just being paranoid, Ethan: Remember I lost a hand and then I got it back
Odd how Mia didn't even flinch when shot once. If Ethan was shot once in a cutscene he'd freaking fall to the ground.
She may still have the goop inside her, or at least the heightened physical endurance might've stuck around. The first scene in RE7 she gets filled with bullets by Ethan , so it's something she has felt before.
If I tell you it would spoil the game
want a spoiler?
@@andresgonzalez5676 just saying that is already enough to spoil it, lol.
@@clickersgotcoochiehair no
"You're taller! How fucking dare you?"
-Markiplier while playing people playgrounds.
Here, take a comment.
Great video, made me buy people playground and put 41hrs into the game
@@JustAnotherAccount8 I got 69. Nice
@@johngun4377 Nice.
@@johngun4377 nice.
Ethan: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER
Chris: Ethan. No.
Ethan: alright man no need to get political
My man backed down so fast
🤣🤣🤣
Ethan: Understandable, have a nice day
The man slide a dining room table over with one hand like it was nothing and has experience hunting down Leon to breed his sister and punching boulders. I'd back down too. Hell I wouldnt have the balls to touch him.
Mia: gets shot
Ethan: "MIA GET DOWN"!
Mia: eats bullets for dinner
But bullets aren’t a local meal!
"Chris, buddy, babe... Thanks for shooting the wife"
The sh*t that Mark says 🤣😂
its shit not sh*t
@@christianblackmon5609 dude ppl self censor because RUclips is weird
@@tweenytwinkies I'm pretty sure they won't take down your comment for saying a swear word dude.
@@christianblackmon5609 yo bro i have a question do i need to watch previous resident evil parts to understand this one?
@@yassinfawzy7556 no shit, how else are you going to understand what's going on and who the characters are.
Markiplier sounds like if the game narrator had control of a human and with no script
Hahahahahaha
Your comment made the video significantly funnier
So ... A main character ?
@@thesireen no
Holy crap Mia got lit up. She didn't even bother to get down, she took it like a champ
It takes a bit of time to react to a surprise attack like that. Even the pain wouldn't kick in instantly.
@@dunx3394 . . .
Replay deleted only 1 person saw it. Sorry again...
@@dunx3394 actually... Make that at least 2
At least you did delete it.
@@dunx3394 its fine
Package? How did you know her middle name? That killed me 😭
Do you really wanna be alone I have a fondness for wolves and If you need some friends I nominate myself.🐺
@@loki4807 im struggling so much to process this
@@Sqwidiot If you know you know
I honestly feel so bad for Ethan.
His love disappears, he waits for her sadly, comes to rescue her, hand, evil fam, they move away, he tries to talk it out, love gets shot by supposed friend, he loses baby, tries to find them, hand.. It just never ends for this guy.
@@huh6 you can watch Mark's RE7 playthrough for the beginning of Ethan's story.
Idk man he doesn’t seem to like his hands all that much
*shooting from all sides through the house* yes we’re here to secure the baby and ethan
that hand hella important
Oh I’m sure it’ll end sooner than you think
Imagine hearing somebody breaking into your house and hearing them yell “I’m not robbing you I’m just ... observing your stuff.”
AAA lmaoo
Ethan: I said get your hands off her!
Chris: Ethan no!
Ethan: understandable have a nice day
I love how realistic it is and also I love how mark is like "your tall but not tall enough for me to respect" like how tall you mark 😧😂😭
Mark: "YOU READ THAT TO A BABY!?"
Europe: So I got this new children's story from Italy called "Pinocchio". The kids love it. We're at the part where the cat and fox tie a noose around the boy's neck and they hang him from a tree.
Oh, the memories!
Is that the one where the boy gets straight up eaten by a whale? Or the kids who are kidnapped and turned into donkeys?
@@alissaharris37 A child gets turned into a donkey and is worked to death on a farm in the original story. It was Disney that changed it to several boys at a circus and included the whale.
Good times. :)
Latinos: mm la llorona the story of a woman who steals children and the drowns them, el cuco a monster under the bed that if you don't fall asleep kidnaps you and well others more and this they told me as a child
Right off the bat, the baby cries, and Mark's first instinct is to say "Shut up, baby." Welp, that's Markiplier for you
The baby will have its revenge in the house beneviento
@@chrisgamez3866 oh god the fucking baby. That segment legit made me sick with fear, it scared the fuck out of me.
Dad of the year award goes to
@@Roost-xr3lc that was, for me, literally the scariest and most nerve wracking part of the whole game. (Besides being stalked by Lady D)
@@tlbeauty6465 oh Lady D was definitely scary, but that segment was on a whole other fucking level.
"There's no other reasons I'm playing this game" has the same energy as "I'm not a masochist, I just like pushing the limits of my body."
Which is what a masochist would say
@@advanceringnewholder Congrats, you understood the joke XD
Indeed!
Ok so I don’t know if anyone else has already pointed this out but at the beginning, when Mia is ready the story to Rose, each of the creatures represents the lords, the bat the mommy Dimitrescu, the weaver is Donna, the fish king is Moreau and the horse is Heisenberg. The Witch is Maranda.
I can’t believe I only realised that now but it’s a pretty cool detail.
Mia: *has more bullets in her than she has teeth*
Mark: I’m assuming that Mias fine
Lol they really just _kept shooting her_
Timestamp
Yeah, Mia is perfectly fine, im not sure about her, but she's perfectly fine.
AcèMãx 12:24 is when he says it but the actual *shooting* is a few minutes before that
@@cynthiagalant2634 thx