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  • @voic3_of_reason361
    @voic3_of_reason361 5 лет назад +763

    “Just hit the east side of the KFC, on a mission trying me a 7 piece”😂😂😂😂

  • @bobbyjames152
    @bobbyjames152 5 лет назад +1

    Everyone in class is wondering why I'm laughing

  • @jacobfrias9983
    @jacobfrias9983 4 года назад

    "Your bottom lip pink you look like you smoke cigarettes backwords"
    -Jamar

  • @RickieCamargo
    @RickieCamargo 5 лет назад

    That last guy low key heated.

  • @Koicee8
    @Koicee8 5 лет назад

    CP is saving roast me

  • @PBobs-Lvall
    @PBobs-Lvall 5 лет назад

    At 0:46, what episode was that?

  • @michaelmoore9819
    @michaelmoore9819 2 года назад

    CP stands for contorting pupils

  • @MrKutch
    @MrKutch 5 лет назад +448

    when you are on way too much fire: "YOULOOKLIKEYOULOOKLIKEYOULOOK"

  • @khaliaf
    @khaliaf 5 лет назад +251

    I want a compilation of all the roasts about Brody's acne 💀

    • @8413kingofgames
      @8413kingofgames 5 лет назад +9

      That will be so good

    • @swiftyplayz8247
      @swiftyplayz8247 5 лет назад +1

      Like Craig, he was only in one episode this season.

    • @CarissaJenkins
      @CarissaJenkins 4 года назад +1

      one of them said "Brody's face is medium rare" 🤣

    • @tedflips1501
      @tedflips1501 3 года назад +8

      Acne uzi🤣

    • @LoneStarTravels84
      @LoneStarTravels84 3 года назад +2

      @@tedflips1501 Get his back tOo!! uhuhuhhuhhuh!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!

  • @williamferguson7202
    @williamferguson7202 5 лет назад +152

    CP went so hard he broke 😂💯

  • @NicKxStyleZ
    @NicKxStyleZ 5 лет назад +73

    You like that perbert?!
    Bruuuuh 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣😂😂😭
    💀😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @pjkicks7510
      @pjkicks7510 5 лет назад +2

      😆😆🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

  • @TheDijahDiva
    @TheDijahDiva 5 лет назад +285

    Not a “French fry pimp” 💀💀 RIP Billy

    • @Leo-yn5fx
      @Leo-yn5fx 5 лет назад +1

      TheDijahDiva he said french fry pit

    • @lakerluv5645
      @lakerluv5645 4 года назад +2

      @@Leo-yn5fx no he didn't

  • @ragenaharris2648
    @ragenaharris2648 5 лет назад +393

    I'll never forget the time CP Told Brent Taylor that he look like a 35 year old 18 year old...

  • @Dev-os9ym
    @Dev-os9ym 5 лет назад +191

    East side of the kfc on a mission tryna find me a 7 piece lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MsLeceleste
    @MsLeceleste 5 лет назад +178

    Man when he was firing at Billy😂

  • @josephgray9858
    @josephgray9858 5 лет назад +170

    "Brody face look like a picture of Mars"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @loganturner2669
    @loganturner2669 5 лет назад +156

    Boo Capone was actually funny af this season too

  • @DaffyTaffy93
    @DaffyTaffy93 5 лет назад +284

    The homie wearing a Hunter x Hunter shirt straight 🔥🔥🔥

    • @deeromanii
      @deeromanii 5 лет назад +3

      HotDogBun who

    • @bricesato38
      @bricesato38 5 лет назад +2

      Real niggas know what’s up

    • @GazzyD
      @GazzyD 5 лет назад +2

      @Slightly Amused Black Kid from the Suburbs - Only real niggas know this anime is the 🐐 🐐

    • @lisanal-ghaib190
      @lisanal-ghaib190 5 лет назад +10

      good eye, CP wearing the shit out of Gon and Killua
      real talk nothing beats One Piece when it comes to quality and depth, not even the legendary dragonball, least in my book

    • @MegaShinobi2011
      @MegaShinobi2011 5 лет назад

      @@lisanal-ghaib190 dbz to me has little depth. And one piece is dope, but killua and gon's friendship is the most legendary friendship in anime history

  • @BigJAllDay21
    @BigJAllDay21 5 лет назад +364

    "They call me Master Mint" im dead asf 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @blackorfeu7
    @blackorfeu7 5 лет назад +87

    "You like that, Pervert? You like that, Peeervert?!"
    Pat having a pet bird named Pervert got me dead

  • @KROWWWWWWWW
    @KROWWWWWWWW 5 лет назад +366

    That Nate dogg joke was crazy😂😂😂 1:18

    • @bobbyjames152
      @bobbyjames152 5 лет назад

      Oml😂😂

    • @melatonin12
      @melatonin12 5 лет назад +11

      Dumbfoundead looks more like Ate Dogg

    • @KJTV24
      @KJTV24 5 лет назад

      Anthony Tran lol i thought he said Eight Dark

    • @babufits1584
      @babufits1584 5 лет назад +19

      "Just hit the East side of the KFC..." 😅💀👻

    • @willpowr416
      @willpowr416 5 лет назад

      levels to the shit

  • @antonio8963
    @antonio8963 5 лет назад +70

    Yo im glad CP won this season. He deserved to be crowned the king of roast me. He was killing everybody! Lmao "You ain't Nate Dogg, you ate dog" "just hit the east side of the KFC on a mission trying to find me a 7 piece 😂😂😂😂

  • @DaVinciiTaylor
    @DaVinciiTaylor 5 лет назад +69

    Cp is the top 3 best people on the show 💀💀

    • @8413kingofgames
      @8413kingofgames 5 лет назад +1

      Yep him and Kraig is up there

    • @Slim2kk
      @Slim2kk 5 лет назад

      @@8413kingofgames Kraig the best on tho lol. I say it's Kraig, Cp, then Tut

  • @ZER0713
    @ZER0713 5 лет назад +589

    CP dope...but bring back Craig SMIIIIIFFF!

    • @Mrking813
      @Mrking813 5 лет назад +35

      Its craig SHMIIIIFFFF

    • @mrsanchez2283
      @mrsanchez2283 5 лет назад +3

      Craig be killing them lol

    • @adrianduarte5617
      @adrianduarte5617 5 лет назад +14

      Yea they ain't got nothing on Craig

    • @martyman08
      @martyman08 5 лет назад +2

      Facts kraig was funny af

    • @itryhard4809
      @itryhard4809 5 лет назад +3

      Adrian Duarte I mean Donterio held his own

  • @googleedood9721
    @googleedood9721 5 лет назад +150

    A 4br 3bath head?? My goodness CP 🔥

  • @iOZKERTV
    @iOZKERTV 5 лет назад +223

    Billy looks like the manger for Pretty Ricky 😂

    • @421shordyyyy
      @421shordyyyy 5 лет назад +1

      OH MY GOD 🤣

    • @meddy1538
      @meddy1538 5 лет назад +5

      I gotta send someone to detention...

  • @LunarEclips333
    @LunarEclips333 5 лет назад +65

    “Aye nia got a four bedroom 3 bathroom head” got me deaaad 😭💀

    • @joshgerogi6520
      @joshgerogi6520 5 лет назад

      Lexi I don’t get that one lol

    • @MrColatown
      @MrColatown 5 лет назад +4

      @@joshgerogi6520 he was talking about the size of her forehead

  • @leroyrobinson7018
    @leroyrobinson7018 5 лет назад +142

    Im mad he gave David a theme song for the season

    • @martyman08
      @martyman08 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @wileathalbeegle
      @wileathalbeegle 4 года назад +11

      If i ever see him in public I'm singing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @breannamaiden6856
      @breannamaiden6856 2 года назад

      @@wileathalbeegle you ain't right 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @breannamaiden6856
      @breannamaiden6856 2 года назад

      That was so mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SH9637
    @SH9637 5 лет назад +65

    One my favorites from CP this season was when he said David's bed had a porch lol

    • @willpowr416
      @willpowr416 5 лет назад

      fam i just howled so loud 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @MrJreed1000
    @MrJreed1000 5 лет назад +126

    $3.99 huh?🤔
    Completely Worth it...😂😂😂

    • @kingmoney05
      @kingmoney05 5 лет назад +8

      Definitely was worth it

    • @jubabutler
      @jubabutler 5 лет назад +4

      It was worth it.

    • @lovelyone0509
      @lovelyone0509 5 лет назад +3

      It really was... no regrets

    • @thelastdon09
      @thelastdon09 5 лет назад +2

      It really is! I watched a bunch already.

    • @imayhaveadhd
      @imayhaveadhd 5 лет назад +3

      Yall talking like it was a huge investment Haha 4 bucks bruh. Come oooooooooooon now!

  • @NikhilAdiga
    @NikhilAdiga 5 лет назад +115

    CP look like the dying frog in shrek

  • @treball2982
    @treball2982 5 лет назад +32

    A Tupac bobble head 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @rayshepherd5971
    @rayshepherd5971 5 лет назад +23

    I was waiting for the "WHO YOU FINNA TRYYYYY? IBETITAINTME!"

    • @glt918
      @glt918 5 месяцев назад

      What is that from

  • @kurtbertrand1333
    @kurtbertrand1333 5 лет назад +43

    I see you CP with the Hunter X Hunter shirt. CP will Killua with his roasts. 😅

  • @fuckbeingtaken
    @fuckbeingtaken 4 года назад +236

    Cp is easily the funniest since Craig left

    • @gianniblessed
      @gianniblessed 3 года назад +11

      But not anymore kraig is back baby!!!!!

    • @rzjune2792
      @rzjune2792 3 года назад +14

      He funnier

    • @SuperGrahm
      @SuperGrahm 3 года назад +17

      Arguably he is actually funnier that Kraig.

    • @drumarsdeodorant5375
      @drumarsdeodorant5375 3 года назад +4

      Brent n cp waaaay funnier Craig .. jus funny Craig gets away with stuff boo catches flack for

    • @John_C136
      @John_C136 3 года назад +1

      @@drumarsdeodorant5375 cap

  • @JWAT412
    @JWAT412 5 лет назад +21

    Billy suit look like it came with a Easter basket and 5 on pump 10.

  • @hermanbooger5431
    @hermanbooger5431 5 лет назад +20

    CP IS MY FAVORITE ROASTER 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jc-587
    @Jc-587 3 года назад +7

    0:24 is the best on going joke 😂

  • @realroy100
    @realroy100 5 лет назад +16

    They really ain’t give us season 4 🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @izaiahsmith24
    @izaiahsmith24 5 лет назад +17

    That was only 3 in a half minutes and I almost died laughing

  • @LeviDavis1993
    @LeviDavis1993 5 лет назад +19

    Boo looks like Chef from South Park with fake eyes glued on his face

  • @trillspill9168
    @trillspill9168 5 лет назад +33

    A Crosswalk model💀💀💀

  • @camokazi1313
    @camokazi1313 5 лет назад +16

    He'll definitely do until the next Craig Smith compilation.

  • @norvellmartin4309
    @norvellmartin4309 4 года назад +7

    I NEVER CRIED SO MUCH IN MY LIFE!!!!! CP said Billy look like he owned a Winterfresh Plantation. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @donaldbernadel2292
    @donaldbernadel2292 5 лет назад +14

    Kraig Smith .. 👀 where’s last year MVP at ?

    • @ericlynnwright123
      @ericlynnwright123 5 лет назад

      that nigga quit add over a year ago nigga get over it

    • @urmama54
      @urmama54 5 лет назад

      roastin aliens mah dude... he done wif humans

  • @Rlife5ent
    @Rlife5ent 5 лет назад +5

    3:08 youlooklike youlooklike youlooklike
    😭💀😭

  • @atinystayambassador764
    @atinystayambassador764 5 лет назад +8

    I love to see brothers laughing and roasting each other instead of killing each other. It makes me feel proud that most of us aren't looking for revenge on each other. 🙂😊

  • @michaelmuseler5863
    @michaelmuseler5863 5 лет назад +9

    Doboy's rap name would be 2 stainz

  • @Kadiel340
    @Kadiel340 5 лет назад +40

    Brent was the mvp no cap but CP was tight

    • @dleeharley84
      @dleeharley84 5 лет назад +9

      Entandr3 Brent shot a higher percentage, CP just landed way more shots.

    • @W.JOHNSON.
      @W.JOHNSON. 5 лет назад +2

      This a fact

    • @Tumbo8
      @Tumbo8 5 лет назад +3

      Naw cp and boo carried this season

    • @RedRag684
      @RedRag684 5 лет назад +1

      Zetumbo 8 boo didnt carry the season at all lol sure he got better but the mvps are always brent patrick and cp. David and kev up there tho.

    • @Tumbo8
      @Tumbo8 5 лет назад +1

      @@RedRag684 name 1 joke Brent pat or David said that was better than real housewives of section 8

  • @DontKnowNoGood
    @DontKnowNoGood 5 лет назад +27

    Brent deserve one too, he was on fire this season 😂

  • @katothesiberianhusky8670
    @katothesiberianhusky8670 5 лет назад +10

    CP being roasting everybody.... someone bring Tutweezy 🤨

    • @ericlynnwright123
      @ericlynnwright123 5 лет назад

      Tutweezy was on the Christmas episode roasted the dog shit out of him

  • @jaakko569
    @jaakko569 5 лет назад +8

    CP looks like he's got built in goggly eyes

  • @Alldef
    @Alldef 5 лет назад +60

    Get the whole season at www.roastmeisback.com

    • @RoTOpsSubscribe
      @RoTOpsSubscribe 5 лет назад +13

      Dam bro we gotta pay for it? I’m broke but dam I was waiting for this for so long :(

    • @N9neimp
      @N9neimp 5 лет назад +13

      Nah. Anybody got a torrent?

    • @MyFuriousaGoesBang
      @MyFuriousaGoesBang 5 лет назад

      Yall fucked up by charging

    • @cuzzxhargrove4300
      @cuzzxhargrove4300 5 лет назад +22

      So us viewers made roast me hot and now y'all making us pay for it 🤦🤦🤦🤦

    • @blue51713
      @blue51713 5 лет назад +2

      @@cuzzxhargrove4300 that's how it goes

  • @requestofficial
    @requestofficial 5 лет назад +6

    “Cp look like he always getting bad news 😳” 💀

  • @b.couturevibesnyc2870
    @b.couturevibesnyc2870 5 лет назад +12

    Laughing is healthy 😂😂😂 I needed this

  • @vonbea9759
    @vonbea9759 5 лет назад +6

    That's that Detroit roasting. If you went to high school in the city you've heard it before.

    • @veynuh882
      @veynuh882 5 лет назад

      Delbert Beasley on me

  • @packersGBP
    @packersGBP 5 лет назад +4

    Where is Kraig???????????? He always has me cracking up! Haha! Overall this is funny!!

  • @travisrobbins4991
    @travisrobbins4991 5 лет назад +5

    Pat y'all need to do a Best of Boo Capone I know how it sound but he killed it this season

  • @benjicalavera3218
    @benjicalavera3218 5 лет назад +5

    CP looks like
    he filmed buggin out with
    tribe called quest

  • @yanna_xo
    @yanna_xo 5 лет назад +7

    This makes me want to go back and rewatch the season 😂😂😂 It was hilarious

    • @odszza
      @odszza 2 года назад

      What season was this

  • @DatHeat2
    @DatHeat2 5 лет назад +1

    CP funny but Kraig Smith never had a bad joke. I say Kraig 1 CP 2

  • @cupcakejonez7923
    @cupcakejonez7923 5 лет назад +3

    Billy was tryin to fire back but Chris didn't let him.....😂🤣

  • @sharitastinson109
    @sharitastinson109 5 лет назад +5

    Straight out the gate CP had me dying😂😂😂😂

  • @TheSessionCA
    @TheSessionCA 5 лет назад

    Bro he was firing niggas up. When he said he did the books for a lawn service company I cheesed

  • @LeviDavis1993
    @LeviDavis1993 5 лет назад +2

    Doboy looks like Venom

  • @josephgray9858
    @josephgray9858 5 лет назад +4

    "Aye Nia gotta 4 bedroom 3 bathroom head"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DeAngeloWilson1
    @DeAngeloWilson1 5 лет назад +2

    Buddy a Crosswalk model 🚷

  • @taktsang5563
    @taktsang5563 5 лет назад +4

    I Miss Kraig.

  • @sdsfm
    @sdsfm 5 лет назад +3

    Ya'll conpletely left out when he roasted brody with "he got hit with a acne uzi" that whole roast was 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Biz2872
    @Biz2872 5 лет назад +2

    Bruh funny as I don’t know what! 😂😂😂

  • @halox3xdraven
    @halox3xdraven 5 лет назад +2

    Doboy look like the type to build a xylophone out of baby back rib bones.

  • @NotYourTypicalMermaid94
    @NotYourTypicalMermaid94 5 лет назад +2

    0:23 dying

  • @415KiDD
    @415KiDD 5 лет назад +2

    Wasted 4 dollars lol tried to buy it.. said transaction failed on the website but went through on my card lol whatever

  • @josephgray9858
    @josephgray9858 5 лет назад +3

    "Brent look like a Tupac bobblehead"😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @truballa103
    @truballa103 5 лет назад +2

    Just hit the east side on the Kfc 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MuhibAli110
    @MuhibAli110 4 года назад +1

    Top 3:
    1) Kraig Smith
    2) CP
    3) Brent Taylor

  • @keepmymindpreoccupied2892
    @keepmymindpreoccupied2892 5 лет назад +5

    Yall really need to put mics on everybody its hard to hear and understand them most times

    • @keepmymindpreoccupied2892
      @keepmymindpreoccupied2892 5 лет назад

      @kristopher greenhow if thats true, either double chins be causing interference or those are some cheap ass mics.

    • @keepmymindpreoccupied2892
      @keepmymindpreoccupied2892 5 лет назад

      @kristopher greenhow u know what its the yelling and loud ass laughing that drowns out their voices, if they got mics on i think.

  • @victorrodriguez2160
    @victorrodriguez2160 5 лет назад +2

    His best one in my opinion is when he said
    "Brent looks like Disney Pixar presents Training Day"

  • @fredob27
    @fredob27 5 лет назад +3

    Do boo Capone next

  • @SeymourPettigrew
    @SeymourPettigrew 5 лет назад +1

    CP look like he was born from two dads.

  • @jamesriggins5329
    @jamesriggins5329 5 лет назад +1

    4bedroom 3 bathroom head funniest shit ever bruh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ChrisJProductionz
    @ChrisJProductionz 5 лет назад +2

    Cp taking over Kraigs spot for now😂😂

  • @yuNGDeLaPhoNtE
    @yuNGDeLaPhoNtE 5 лет назад +3

    Funniest comedian....😂😂

  • @Jay-uw4bu
    @Jay-uw4bu 5 лет назад +2

    Watch out. RUclips might remove this video cause it has "CP" in the title

  • @dabills76
    @dabills76 4 года назад +1

    Man CP killed old boy with the boots he said he got from Frederick Douglas! 😂 That one is my favorite!

  • @okaytic2832
    @okaytic2832 5 лет назад +2

    Boo Capone was funnier to me this season... dude had me on the floor a couple times man 😂😂😂

  • @LeviDavis1993
    @LeviDavis1993 5 лет назад +2

    Brandon looks like a retired skateboarder

  • @productivecitizen2066
    @productivecitizen2066 Месяц назад +1

    CP sounds like an elephant standing on his chest 😮😂

  • @LeviDavis1993
    @LeviDavis1993 5 лет назад +1

    Tony Baker’s teeth looks like piano keys

  • @cupcakejonez7923
    @cupcakejonez7923 5 лет назад +1

    Patrick l👀ks so goddamn goofy scooting acrross the floor w/him in the desk.......lol😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @LeviDavis1993
    @LeviDavis1993 5 лет назад +1

    Brandon looks like a black Abraham Lincoln

  • @ofishal1503
    @ofishal1503 5 лет назад +1

    Craig The starting Roast God.
    CP The back Up Roast God.
    Everybody else the role players.

  • @blank8376
    @blank8376 2 года назад +1

    CP leg be shaking..you can see his mind racing

  • @sayless374
    @sayless374 5 лет назад +1

    I think pat is the funniest,cp3 comes second. Kraig Smith is unique. He's funny but weird funny.

  • @cupcakejonez7923
    @cupcakejonez7923 5 лет назад +1

    I been waiting on :308......🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @pjkicks7510
      @pjkicks7510 5 лет назад

      Ahahahahaaaa😂😂😂😂

  • @lisonasiufanua6111
    @lisonasiufanua6111 5 лет назад +2

    Put in Kevin Heart

  • @henokmedin4901
    @henokmedin4901 5 лет назад +1

    CP is like a bully I had in middle school

  • @pyromaximus8890
    @pyromaximus8890 2 года назад +1

    I came just for 00:18-1:00 😂 CP is goofy asf

  • @coolguyy9656
    @coolguyy9656 3 года назад +1

    Yea from frederick Douglass 🤣🤣

  • @TeEzYDaGoaT
    @TeEzYDaGoaT 5 лет назад +5

    Like if y’all ready to see best of Boo Kapone season 4😂😂😂😂😂