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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @brianteneyck7074
    @brianteneyck7074 Год назад +15

    The last 20 minutes or so of this episode is phenomenal. Bigotry is not welcome in the cult of the curious, period.

  • @debwalters7188
    @debwalters7188 Год назад +6

    Loved this one. I'm a squeamish 60 something woman. I don't listen to the serial killer episodes. I love the historical ones. My son turned me onto your podcasts and sometimes alerts me that the new one is out. Humor and learning are my usual choices for entertainment. So thanks ( and I sometimes have to stop listening quick.) I love your energy, love your take on the world.

  • @PORKCHOPSH
    @PORKCHOPSH Год назад +14

    legit got shivers when he said "I take my monsters seriously." what a phenomenal line in context.

    • @teresakaczynski8780
      @teresakaczynski8780 Год назад +1

      When was that? I haven’t heard the whole podcast yet!

    • @ltdrockeresp
      @ltdrockeresp Год назад

      Aww, did you go a big rubbery one?

    • @Biggin328
      @Biggin328 Год назад

      ​@@teresakaczynski8780I too wish to know when Dan said this, I must have missed it.

    • @Shiftypop
      @Shiftypop Год назад +1

      At 9:45. It was part of a quote by a professor Poole, I think.

    • @Biggin328
      @Biggin328 Год назад

      @@Shiftypop Ah yes, I found it, thanks for the assist!

  • @bethanyprader2272
    @bethanyprader2272 Год назад +3

    Love you and your family Dan!!! Thank you for trying to keep everyone seeing what is still happening today! We all have to stay aware and protect the "out cast" because someday it WILL be us too.

  • @Its9time
    @Its9time Год назад +2

    When Dan slipped up for a second and said Rob and big that made me think of big from the fantasy factory being a witch 😂

  • @isakigoboom
    @isakigoboom Год назад +9

    Pagan Witch here. Here's my notes as I listened, haha :)
    -'Warlock' is usually a negative term for those practicing magic on the 'darker' side. 'Witch' is a genderless term for a magic user. Wizard isn't often used, but can be used for a male witch. -I would define magic as more working with the supernatural compared to controlling it. -The Greek Oracles were women who worked in the temple and were highly revered, some even could own land if they were of higher rank. The oracle would sit atop a tri-legged stool and chew laurel to induce visions, they also burned it and the smoke would send them into fits of mumbling or shaking, sometimes legit seizures. It could be deadly, but that is what they would do to recieve prophesies. I've seen images of the green man when on *things*, they may have seen simular images. -Witches were seen as 'evil' only after the belief in Yahushuah (Jesus's real name) spread. Otherwise the witch of the village was seen as the wise one and/or the healer of the village throughout the world. -Christianity is literally the bastard child of european pagan practices and Judaism with the belief of Yahushuah being the one and only messiah. Those who traveled the globe to convert would compromise and say okay we'll put up a tree in our house on Zeus's or Odin's birthday, but we're changing it to be our messiah. Halos are for the sun gods -Hail Nimrod and yes, he was one of the very first examples if the 'divine masculan' god that reincarnates. And his mother/wife stood for the 'divine feminine' goddess. -Witches believe that magic practice can alter the physical plane, but magic isn't a 'sit back and watch it happen' thing as well. -(Editing comment as I listen) -Christianity/Catholicism has got to be the bloodiest, most murderous religon. -The reason why cool Harry Potter magic duels can't happen is because real magic doesn't manifest itself in that way. Some believe magic works through deities/gods and goddesses or the embodiment of something specific or through the energy that flows through nature, or all of the above. It varies from person to person as there are many beliefs where witches are used. I'm mainly speaking on the modern use of magic. When I do spellwork and focus my toughts and energy outward to what I want to happen it makes my hands feel warm. Other witches may feel tingles, etc. But it sadly doesn't jump out in colorful sparks...lumos? -I 100% believe the 'evil female witch' belief came from that puritan desire from the church: Eve was the woman who made man fall and so she is to blame for everything from not being able to have kids to seducing a pastor just because she's pretty. Women have almost always been oppressed because a lot of men want/ed control or couldn't accept being 'less' in society's eyes. -Master Vampire 😂😂😂😂

    • @sarabrothern2442
      @sarabrothern2442 Год назад +1

      Oh my god thank you for explaining all this. I was grinding my teeth throughout this episode

    • @Zanbutt
      @Zanbutt Год назад

      Warlock can also just describe a witch/magic user who has a 'Sugar Daddy' patron deity. It is more often used by male witches but it's technically genderless.

    • @jdepaul87
      @jdepaul87 Год назад

      Your a wizard, Harry.
      A wot?

    • @stevenfortier6436
      @stevenfortier6436 Год назад +1

      I'll pray for you

    • @paulsecrest9427
      @paulsecrest9427 Год назад

      Only thing with warlock is it means oath breaker. That's why most wont use it. And you have magick were the power comes from your own will through a god or godess. You have paganism theological magic christian magic basically. And ceremonial magick. Our holidays are pagan. Most of our days of the week are named after Germanic deities. Birthday cakes are pagan makeing a wish and blowing out the candles. Most people do not realize how pagan our everyday lives are still.

  • @JalauroUrsa
    @JalauroUrsa 7 месяцев назад

    After watching several episodes of your show, the main ideals I've taken from your vast well of knowledge, is "Father Daddies" and "Fighty Man".

  • @catherinehoek
    @catherinehoek Год назад +3

    I really need that witch brew beat as a ringtone so I can make everyone at work uncomfortable!

  • @DawnHub666
    @DawnHub666 Год назад +1

    Im a male witch and am happy to answer any questions people have

  • @GrimyWolfbane
    @GrimyWolfbane Год назад +6

    Love this podcast, been following since.... the logo was all white. I love history! more history! I love all the topics. wouldn't change a thing, 3/5

  • @francheskawombold802
    @francheskawombold802 Год назад +3

    50:25 ..........for myself 😂😭

    • @91crxdxb16a
      @91crxdxb16a Год назад +1

      We need moments like this in the description.

    • @francheskawombold802
      @francheskawombold802 Год назад

      @@91crxdxb16a i most definitely agree. We need a playlist 😂💯

    • @ashleywest7950
      @ashleywest7950 4 месяца назад +1

      Thank you so much, I was looking for this!

  • @rondakimberlin2503
    @rondakimberlin2503 Год назад +4

    And it uploaded on a full moon

  • @Beefaroni_Bert
    @Beefaroni_Bert Год назад +3

    aw hell yeah, a new timesuck to listen to while i fly back home, shame the flight is under 2 hours lmao

  • @morbydskittlez4098
    @morbydskittlez4098 Год назад +1

    Omg you totally need to make a Playlist of all your songs and commercials

  • @jennnorman9382
    @jennnorman9382 Год назад +2

    Great rant for sure! I read the comments before I heard it so I was breathless with antici... pation. 😂
    Great Suck, Master Sucker. Appreciate you being a good meatsack!

  • @DBXander00
    @DBXander00 Год назад +6

    God I loved that final rant. That got me hyped! Bigotry pisses me off more than anything else! They hiss, boo, and condemn anything different than the status quo.

  • @impulse959
    @impulse959 Год назад

    "You know not what you dally with sorcerer....leave these realms for a real wizard ELECTRICO!!!" LOVE IT.

  • @ethanbehnke4103
    @ethanbehnke4103 Год назад +2

    That little song had me crying I spit out my drink when he said toad vagina lmao

  • @juryclark1183
    @juryclark1183 Год назад +2

    Sillabble emfassis. Lmao. That's how im emajining such is spelled. Good stuff Dan.

  • @carasteele5424
    @carasteele5424 Год назад +1

    Really enjoy your videos!! Thank you for doing this time suck !! Keep up the Awesome work!!!

  • @zackbourgault6073
    @zackbourgault6073 Год назад +3

    Do we need to have a "psa" for Dan about not playing with gas and large fireworks to close to his house

  • @ZenMindful
    @ZenMindful Год назад

    Superb show Dan!!! 👏

  • @bigredpacheco-RedDawg
    @bigredpacheco-RedDawg Год назад

    Great content !!🎯🔥🔥💯

  • @jimdejulio2709
    @jimdejulio2709 Год назад +1

    The first dream/nightmare I can remember having I think I was about 3. I was on the Star Ship Enterprise being chased by Witchiepoo from H.R. Pufnstuf.

  • @reneelefayz4403
    @reneelefayz4403 Год назад

    Thank you for ALL of this

  • @ChaosCurse0420
    @ChaosCurse0420 10 месяцев назад

    You forgot the miss cleo "Call me now!" 😂😂😂

  • @KnottaDoctor
    @KnottaDoctor 9 месяцев назад

    You're a good man Dan 🤘🏻

  • @ashleywest7950
    @ashleywest7950 4 месяца назад

    The Old Witch Lady song hath killt me 💀

  • @emilymccullah9581
    @emilymccullah9581 Год назад +3

    The way you equated Christians to vampires has me cackling 😂

  • @brittanydelp9547
    @brittanydelp9547 Год назад +1

    Hot; tasty jams Dan. You and the team kick so much ass.

  • @Gibby8097
    @Gibby8097 Год назад

    My question is why are all of the commercials for a video about witchcraft on RUclips about investment schemes? I know a lot of the times they will Taylor the commercials to what the video talks about. So then why does investing in witchcraft go together

    • @TheXandeyn
      @TheXandeyn 10 месяцев назад

      That's the actual magic of our age.

  • @yuligamein5502
    @yuligamein5502 Год назад +2

    Holy crap i asked you to do this in the comments of like 30 eips back. An i practice witchcraft an there are good an bad witchs like in all groups

    • @kennethmullen-qe9hg
      @kennethmullen-qe9hg Год назад

      The Only GOOD Witch, IS A...
      JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK
      (please don't Curse me...I already got my full, THANK YOU! and IN ADVANCE...Lol)

  • @Jeffeffina
    @Jeffeffina Год назад +1

    Holy crap thus one's BRAND NEW!
    HAIL LUCIFINA! 😊

  • @magvs_mæstro216
    @magvs_mæstro216 Год назад

    Never heard anyone pronounce magvs the way you did...
    You: ma juhs (I actually like this pronunciation a lot)
    What ive heard the most: ma gus(how ive said it the last 2 decades+.. Chrono Trigger)
    Adam Worlock: may gus

  • @AJ_Drums
    @AJ_Drums Год назад

    Those ingredients were code so others wouldnt steal their recipes.
    Such as Eye of Newt... it was mustard seed.

  • @kirkbarnett1231
    @kirkbarnett1231 Год назад +1

    Don't curse me, but who is the Michael dude at the beginning

    • @thsxftmdgt
      @thsxftmdgt Год назад +1

      Triple M a.k.a Michael Motherfuckin' McDonald

    • @kennethmullen-qe9hg
      @kennethmullen-qe9hg Год назад

      Mutha Fawkin' Michael Macdonald! He "witch" cometh, beltin' spells with FULL POWER, from up on THE STAGE, singin' with THE DOOBIE Brothers! LmMFaO!!!

  • @Sharkdog11b
    @Sharkdog11b Год назад +1

    Happy Independence Day meat snacks! You heard me right!

  • @crystalhatter889
    @crystalhatter889 Год назад +10

    Me in my witch bitch t shirt grinning and loving this episode...😁😈 Happy 4th y'all!

  • @chantellesteyn2168
    @chantellesteyn2168 Год назад

    I rolled my eyes.

  • @walterwilliams4803
    @walterwilliams4803 Год назад +3

    this episode makes me want to reread The Halloween Tree

  • @andrewbegley6754
    @andrewbegley6754 Год назад +6

    Happy 4th to my American meatsacks try to make it to the 5th with your fingers intact.

  • @nathanielgore8662
    @nathanielgore8662 Год назад +3

    Love your content Dan!! Every week for timesuck and scared to death !!!
    But I just want to say, your comments about people saying the trans community is targeting kids or grooming them. That’s being said because companies are continually trying to push it into younger people. Or trying to bring awareness into schools. Children don’t need to be around any of that. Ever. Nothing in any sexual manner do kids need to be involved.

    • @metalprophecy2134
      @metalprophecy2134 Год назад

      You're projecting the concept of sexuality onto a topic of biological origin. Applying sexual tonality to a topic that has nothing to do with sexual acts is not only laughable but is completely off base. It's essentially the same as segregated society saying that white kids should be kept away from learning about or associating with black kids.

    • @TheXandeyn
      @TheXandeyn 10 месяцев назад

      ​@metalprophecy2134 lmao I know you would like that to be true but I'd say for 80% of disphoria cases that it is a pathologized kink. Femboys for instance, which preceded this current wave fluidity, ask them what got them into it. A majority will say porn/porn addiction.

    • @nathanielgore8662
      @nathanielgore8662 10 месяцев назад

      @@TheXandeyn then why are the putting it in school, marketing for child’s clothes in stores such as target, etc.?

    • @TheXandeyn
      @TheXandeyn 10 месяцев назад

      @nathanielgore8662 I wasn't replying to you, my friend, or did not intend to. I was addressing the other individual, who seems to have deleted their comment.

  • @jadrionpierre7570
    @jadrionpierre7570 Год назад +3

    Ended this episode with the best rant I've ever heard,HAIL NIMROD! Stay curious

  • @robertalpy
    @robertalpy Год назад

    The greeks were at the height of their civilization during the early bronze age under the minoans and the middle bronze age till the bronze age collapse under the myceneans.

  • @justinvanleeuwen4609
    @justinvanleeuwen4609 Год назад +1

    First baby!!!

    • @Beefaroni_Bert
      @Beefaroni_Bert Год назад +3

      oh yeah well first to reply!

    • @thedesolateone8260
      @thedesolateone8260 Год назад +1

      ​@@Beefaroni_Bert😝🤣🤣 to funny

    • @kennethmullen-qe9hg
      @kennethmullen-qe9hg Год назад

      Congratulations! And what're we gonna name the little witchy-poo?! LmMFaO!!!

    • @kennethmullen-qe9hg
      @kennethmullen-qe9hg Год назад

      @@thedesolateone8260
      To Funny,
      I laughed my ass off while I was ripping into yours. Thank you, for all THE GOOD TIMES, and the MANY MORE TO COME!
      LOVE,
      ☝️🤚✋🖐👋🤟🤘
      "THIS GUY"
      🤘🤟👋🖐✋🤚☝️

  • @bigtree7071
    @bigtree7071 Год назад

    CUMMINS!!!!!!!! My coworkers and I were talking about the first Thanksgiving while waiting to leave our indentured positions.

  • @josephsmith6777
    @josephsmith6777 Год назад

    Todays drain cleaner was yesterday's brain remover with hook through the nostrils

  • @adamethridge7824
    @adamethridge7824 Год назад +1

    I think of the Sanderson sisters ole Bette middler calling her book Mary sniffing out children

  • @Sharkdog11b
    @Sharkdog11b Год назад

    I can’t wait to get my prophet Jeffrey!

  • @zachcagle7568
    @zachcagle7568 Год назад

    The final rant was definitely inspiring. I don't know enough about the lgbtq issues to speak on them. What I will say is that America is supposed to be a free country. I don't think anyone has the right to tell me or anyone else who they can love or what they can do with their own body. Do people have a right to practice religious beliefs? The answer is yes even if they disagree with a marginalized group like the lgbtq community. But does the lgbtq community have a right to do whatever they want with other consenting adults? The answer is also yes. As long as no one is hurting each other over these differences in beliefs there shouldn't be a problem. We all have the right to live life how we want and pursue happiness however we see fit.

  • @ThatBaseballGuy13
    @ThatBaseballGuy13 Год назад

    I thought he was going to talk about hocus pocus the whole time

  • @sarastanley4933
    @sarastanley4933 Год назад

    It’s real

  • @kennethmullen-qe9hg
    @kennethmullen-qe9hg Год назад

    @11:55
    "...how humans engage with this magic, how they manipulate it, _Uhh,_ mitigate its effects..."
    This particular _Uhh,_ seems like could be the first SEEDS, of Mr. Dan Cummin's "Professor-voice," beginning to manifest itself... LmMFaO! ;) :P :o)
    🧱🕴🎙 🔜 👨‍🏫 🏰

  • @josephsmith6777
    @josephsmith6777 Год назад

    I feel like a little stynger to hell with the devil would fit in this somewhere

  • @jdepaul87
    @jdepaul87 Год назад

    Witches and Warlocks....pumpkin popsums...I'm sick of it! I'm sure that will be in the secret suck.

  • @ericridge2135
    @ericridge2135 Год назад

    They are real.... magic is real

  • @adriandaniels1
    @adriandaniels1 Год назад +2

    Love the rant at the end! Thank you for taking a strong stance against othering the LGBTQ+ community! 💜

  • @HearneNWFootball64
    @HearneNWFootball64 Год назад

    Did anybody else wipe the corners of there mouth at 8:47

  • @mistiwjordan3268
    @mistiwjordan3268 Год назад

    3rd yes sir awesome

  • @theSemiChrist
    @theSemiChrist Год назад

    Man. I used to be so excited every time I saw there was a new Timesuck. But it's like the man cave at your buddy's house who recently let his wife decorate a wall, so she's taken over it and drove all the cool libertarian friends away to drink and shoot guns elsewhere...
    RiP Dan. Hope you're enjoying your success, though.

  • @xjstalex1332
    @xjstalex1332 Год назад

    Can't wait to hear your thoughts about the tit paper weght!

  • @robertalpy
    @robertalpy Год назад

    42 AD... ot CE. If you are going to use the gregorian colander, you must use AD and BC. CE and BCE are not legitimate marks in The Gregorian colander.
    If that bothers you make a new colander but do not make unauthorized changes to one with its own long standing demarcations.

  • @Pandoraaa76
    @Pandoraaa76 Год назад

    💜🤣💜

  • @umbranoxx
    @umbranoxx Год назад

    Great message at the end, Master Sucker. 3/5 stars

  • @Dagrizzb
    @Dagrizzb Год назад

    I am thankful for all the thousands of tributes made to the sun during ancient Mexico.
    The rulers made a good investment.
    Will probably last the next 90 years before needing refreshment.

  • @robertalpy
    @robertalpy Год назад +3

    Wow...got a bit preachy at the end dude. Isn't this a comedy?

  • @kennethmullen-qe9hg
    @kennethmullen-qe9hg Год назад

    I would love if instead you'd offer the Old Lady Witch generic Action Figure in both Ugly Old and Sexy Young Lady Witch(es) as two available options (which, actually are in and of the same EXACT version[S] only images or depictions, of Before and AfTƏr representations, of THOSE female practitioners following lifetimes of either FORM of sorcery/witchcraft, AS the very extreme amount of energy necessary, or appropriated to commit to casting one's entire lifetime's worth of spellcastin' will undoubtedly eventually take a TERRIBLE TOLL on any person no-matter-how-sexy and/or their body/ies, eventually, turning into that of almost lookin' like a TROLL)!
    P.s. Though, highly entertaining to listen to in enjoyable fashion, your idea of how magic actually operates is laughable, or cartoonish, at best... Magic (or, Maghyc, as I prefer, or the much more commonly used Magick) is actually much closer in relation -- or akin -- to that of hypnotism, somnambulism and/or sublimation and subliminal messaging and/or imagery... In that, anyone (or anything, even), that's in a HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE state, will then much more easily POSSESS an ability to be or become controlled or manipulated, usually, or almost always benefiting that who has that control of varying amounts over the targeted individual or group, not totally unlike the mass hypnosis, which's (or witch's) plaguing so much of our very suggestive current Society inhabiting the highly energetic and distractable, spread often much-too-thin, WORLD of THE DAY or Today! Take it as you will, though also it might prove wise to cautiously tread o' so lightly, just in case, for one's personal health, opposed to stomping all over the notions that YOU, and most, do not even truly understand, let alone, believe... But, this is of course your choice, FREE WILL, and all that JAZZ (/MAGIC hands), lmao

  • @robertalpy
    @robertalpy Год назад

    Oh...so spiritual realm ok but burning witches not?

  • @OGStam
    @OGStam Год назад +1

    Thanks Dan for taking the time to bring the issues LGTBQ+ community still faces, despite the potential backlash you might face. This devout Lucifina follower appreciate it!!

  • @nabrog2674
    @nabrog2674 Год назад

    Weeeeeeeeeee!!!

  • @emmetthoppe1249
    @emmetthoppe1249 Год назад +1

    Damn im 8th lol happy monday meatsacks

  • @robertalpy
    @robertalpy Год назад

    Everything he said about women totally true.
    Be not seduced by the qeaker.awx lest ye be led into perdition!

  • @patchoulidrop
    @patchoulidrop Год назад

    As a lesbian…Lynse, do you mind if I gay marry Dan now?

  • @nehnehnehbatman
    @nehnehnehbatman Год назад

    Lol the gay rant at the end 😮