Loved this one. I'm a squeamish 60 something woman. I don't listen to the serial killer episodes. I love the historical ones. My son turned me onto your podcasts and sometimes alerts me that the new one is out. Humor and learning are my usual choices for entertainment. So thanks ( and I sometimes have to stop listening quick.) I love your energy, love your take on the world.
Love you and your family Dan!!! Thank you for trying to keep everyone seeing what is still happening today! We all have to stay aware and protect the "out cast" because someday it WILL be us too.
Pagan Witch here. Here's my notes as I listened, haha :) -'Warlock' is usually a negative term for those practicing magic on the 'darker' side. 'Witch' is a genderless term for a magic user. Wizard isn't often used, but can be used for a male witch. -I would define magic as more working with the supernatural compared to controlling it. -The Greek Oracles were women who worked in the temple and were highly revered, some even could own land if they were of higher rank. The oracle would sit atop a tri-legged stool and chew laurel to induce visions, they also burned it and the smoke would send them into fits of mumbling or shaking, sometimes legit seizures. It could be deadly, but that is what they would do to recieve prophesies. I've seen images of the green man when on *things*, they may have seen simular images. -Witches were seen as 'evil' only after the belief in Yahushuah (Jesus's real name) spread. Otherwise the witch of the village was seen as the wise one and/or the healer of the village throughout the world. -Christianity is literally the bastard child of european pagan practices and Judaism with the belief of Yahushuah being the one and only messiah. Those who traveled the globe to convert would compromise and say okay we'll put up a tree in our house on Zeus's or Odin's birthday, but we're changing it to be our messiah. Halos are for the sun gods -Hail Nimrod and yes, he was one of the very first examples if the 'divine masculan' god that reincarnates. And his mother/wife stood for the 'divine feminine' goddess. -Witches believe that magic practice can alter the physical plane, but magic isn't a 'sit back and watch it happen' thing as well. -(Editing comment as I listen) -Christianity/Catholicism has got to be the bloodiest, most murderous religon. -The reason why cool Harry Potter magic duels can't happen is because real magic doesn't manifest itself in that way. Some believe magic works through deities/gods and goddesses or the embodiment of something specific or through the energy that flows through nature, or all of the above. It varies from person to person as there are many beliefs where witches are used. I'm mainly speaking on the modern use of magic. When I do spellwork and focus my toughts and energy outward to what I want to happen it makes my hands feel warm. Other witches may feel tingles, etc. But it sadly doesn't jump out in colorful sparks...lumos? -I 100% believe the 'evil female witch' belief came from that puritan desire from the church: Eve was the woman who made man fall and so she is to blame for everything from not being able to have kids to seducing a pastor just because she's pretty. Women have almost always been oppressed because a lot of men want/ed control or couldn't accept being 'less' in society's eyes. -Master Vampire 😂😂😂😂
Warlock can also just describe a witch/magic user who has a 'Sugar Daddy' patron deity. It is more often used by male witches but it's technically genderless.
Only thing with warlock is it means oath breaker. That's why most wont use it. And you have magick were the power comes from your own will through a god or godess. You have paganism theological magic christian magic basically. And ceremonial magick. Our holidays are pagan. Most of our days of the week are named after Germanic deities. Birthday cakes are pagan makeing a wish and blowing out the candles. Most people do not realize how pagan our everyday lives are still.
Great rant for sure! I read the comments before I heard it so I was breathless with antici... pation. 😂 Great Suck, Master Sucker. Appreciate you being a good meatsack!
God I loved that final rant. That got me hyped! Bigotry pisses me off more than anything else! They hiss, boo, and condemn anything different than the status quo.
The first dream/nightmare I can remember having I think I was about 3. I was on the Star Ship Enterprise being chased by Witchiepoo from H.R. Pufnstuf.
My question is why are all of the commercials for a video about witchcraft on RUclips about investment schemes? I know a lot of the times they will Taylor the commercials to what the video talks about. So then why does investing in witchcraft go together
Never heard anyone pronounce magvs the way you did... You: ma juhs (I actually like this pronunciation a lot) What ive heard the most: ma gus(how ive said it the last 2 decades+.. Chrono Trigger) Adam Worlock: may gus
Love your content Dan!! Every week for timesuck and scared to death !!! But I just want to say, your comments about people saying the trans community is targeting kids or grooming them. That’s being said because companies are continually trying to push it into younger people. Or trying to bring awareness into schools. Children don’t need to be around any of that. Ever. Nothing in any sexual manner do kids need to be involved.
You're projecting the concept of sexuality onto a topic of biological origin. Applying sexual tonality to a topic that has nothing to do with sexual acts is not only laughable but is completely off base. It's essentially the same as segregated society saying that white kids should be kept away from learning about or associating with black kids.
@metalprophecy2134 lmao I know you would like that to be true but I'd say for 80% of disphoria cases that it is a pathologized kink. Femboys for instance, which preceded this current wave fluidity, ask them what got them into it. A majority will say porn/porn addiction.
@nathanielgore8662 I wasn't replying to you, my friend, or did not intend to. I was addressing the other individual, who seems to have deleted their comment.
The greeks were at the height of their civilization during the early bronze age under the minoans and the middle bronze age till the bronze age collapse under the myceneans.
@@thedesolateone8260 To Funny, I laughed my ass off while I was ripping into yours. Thank you, for all THE GOOD TIMES, and the MANY MORE TO COME! LOVE, ☝️🤚✋🖐👋🤟🤘 "THIS GUY" 🤘🤟👋🖐✋🤚☝️
The final rant was definitely inspiring. I don't know enough about the lgbtq issues to speak on them. What I will say is that America is supposed to be a free country. I don't think anyone has the right to tell me or anyone else who they can love or what they can do with their own body. Do people have a right to practice religious beliefs? The answer is yes even if they disagree with a marginalized group like the lgbtq community. But does the lgbtq community have a right to do whatever they want with other consenting adults? The answer is also yes. As long as no one is hurting each other over these differences in beliefs there shouldn't be a problem. We all have the right to live life how we want and pursue happiness however we see fit.
@11:55 "...how humans engage with this magic, how they manipulate it, _Uhh,_ mitigate its effects..." This particular _Uhh,_ seems like could be the first SEEDS, of Mr. Dan Cummin's "Professor-voice," beginning to manifest itself... LmMFaO! ;) :P :o) 🧱🕴🎙 🔜 👨🏫 🏰
Man. I used to be so excited every time I saw there was a new Timesuck. But it's like the man cave at your buddy's house who recently let his wife decorate a wall, so she's taken over it and drove all the cool libertarian friends away to drink and shoot guns elsewhere... RiP Dan. Hope you're enjoying your success, though.
42 AD... ot CE. If you are going to use the gregorian colander, you must use AD and BC. CE and BCE are not legitimate marks in The Gregorian colander. If that bothers you make a new colander but do not make unauthorized changes to one with its own long standing demarcations.
I am thankful for all the thousands of tributes made to the sun during ancient Mexico. The rulers made a good investment. Will probably last the next 90 years before needing refreshment.
I would love if instead you'd offer the Old Lady Witch generic Action Figure in both Ugly Old and Sexy Young Lady Witch(es) as two available options (which, actually are in and of the same EXACT version[S] only images or depictions, of Before and AfTƏr representations, of THOSE female practitioners following lifetimes of either FORM of sorcery/witchcraft, AS the very extreme amount of energy necessary, or appropriated to commit to casting one's entire lifetime's worth of spellcastin' will undoubtedly eventually take a TERRIBLE TOLL on any person no-matter-how-sexy and/or their body/ies, eventually, turning into that of almost lookin' like a TROLL)! P.s. Though, highly entertaining to listen to in enjoyable fashion, your idea of how magic actually operates is laughable, or cartoonish, at best... Magic (or, Maghyc, as I prefer, or the much more commonly used Magick) is actually much closer in relation -- or akin -- to that of hypnotism, somnambulism and/or sublimation and subliminal messaging and/or imagery... In that, anyone (or anything, even), that's in a HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE state, will then much more easily POSSESS an ability to be or become controlled or manipulated, usually, or almost always benefiting that who has that control of varying amounts over the targeted individual or group, not totally unlike the mass hypnosis, which's (or witch's) plaguing so much of our very suggestive current Society inhabiting the highly energetic and distractable, spread often much-too-thin, WORLD of THE DAY or Today! Take it as you will, though also it might prove wise to cautiously tread o' so lightly, just in case, for one's personal health, opposed to stomping all over the notions that YOU, and most, do not even truly understand, let alone, believe... But, this is of course your choice, FREE WILL, and all that JAZZ (/MAGIC hands), lmao
Thanks Dan for taking the time to bring the issues LGTBQ+ community still faces, despite the potential backlash you might face. This devout Lucifina follower appreciate it!!
The last 20 minutes or so of this episode is phenomenal. Bigotry is not welcome in the cult of the curious, period.
Loved this one. I'm a squeamish 60 something woman. I don't listen to the serial killer episodes. I love the historical ones. My son turned me onto your podcasts and sometimes alerts me that the new one is out. Humor and learning are my usual choices for entertainment. So thanks ( and I sometimes have to stop listening quick.) I love your energy, love your take on the world.
legit got shivers when he said "I take my monsters seriously." what a phenomenal line in context.
When was that? I haven’t heard the whole podcast yet!
Aww, did you go a big rubbery one?
@@teresakaczynski8780I too wish to know when Dan said this, I must have missed it.
At 9:45. It was part of a quote by a professor Poole, I think.
@@Shiftypop Ah yes, I found it, thanks for the assist!
Love you and your family Dan!!! Thank you for trying to keep everyone seeing what is still happening today! We all have to stay aware and protect the "out cast" because someday it WILL be us too.
When Dan slipped up for a second and said Rob and big that made me think of big from the fantasy factory being a witch 😂
Pagan Witch here. Here's my notes as I listened, haha :)
-'Warlock' is usually a negative term for those practicing magic on the 'darker' side. 'Witch' is a genderless term for a magic user. Wizard isn't often used, but can be used for a male witch. -I would define magic as more working with the supernatural compared to controlling it. -The Greek Oracles were women who worked in the temple and were highly revered, some even could own land if they were of higher rank. The oracle would sit atop a tri-legged stool and chew laurel to induce visions, they also burned it and the smoke would send them into fits of mumbling or shaking, sometimes legit seizures. It could be deadly, but that is what they would do to recieve prophesies. I've seen images of the green man when on *things*, they may have seen simular images. -Witches were seen as 'evil' only after the belief in Yahushuah (Jesus's real name) spread. Otherwise the witch of the village was seen as the wise one and/or the healer of the village throughout the world. -Christianity is literally the bastard child of european pagan practices and Judaism with the belief of Yahushuah being the one and only messiah. Those who traveled the globe to convert would compromise and say okay we'll put up a tree in our house on Zeus's or Odin's birthday, but we're changing it to be our messiah. Halos are for the sun gods -Hail Nimrod and yes, he was one of the very first examples if the 'divine masculan' god that reincarnates. And his mother/wife stood for the 'divine feminine' goddess. -Witches believe that magic practice can alter the physical plane, but magic isn't a 'sit back and watch it happen' thing as well. -(Editing comment as I listen) -Christianity/Catholicism has got to be the bloodiest, most murderous religon. -The reason why cool Harry Potter magic duels can't happen is because real magic doesn't manifest itself in that way. Some believe magic works through deities/gods and goddesses or the embodiment of something specific or through the energy that flows through nature, or all of the above. It varies from person to person as there are many beliefs where witches are used. I'm mainly speaking on the modern use of magic. When I do spellwork and focus my toughts and energy outward to what I want to happen it makes my hands feel warm. Other witches may feel tingles, etc. But it sadly doesn't jump out in colorful sparks...lumos? -I 100% believe the 'evil female witch' belief came from that puritan desire from the church: Eve was the woman who made man fall and so she is to blame for everything from not being able to have kids to seducing a pastor just because she's pretty. Women have almost always been oppressed because a lot of men want/ed control or couldn't accept being 'less' in society's eyes. -Master Vampire 😂😂😂😂
Oh my god thank you for explaining all this. I was grinding my teeth throughout this episode
Warlock can also just describe a witch/magic user who has a 'Sugar Daddy' patron deity. It is more often used by male witches but it's technically genderless.
Your a wizard, Harry.
A wot?
I'll pray for you
Only thing with warlock is it means oath breaker. That's why most wont use it. And you have magick were the power comes from your own will through a god or godess. You have paganism theological magic christian magic basically. And ceremonial magick. Our holidays are pagan. Most of our days of the week are named after Germanic deities. Birthday cakes are pagan makeing a wish and blowing out the candles. Most people do not realize how pagan our everyday lives are still.
After watching several episodes of your show, the main ideals I've taken from your vast well of knowledge, is "Father Daddies" and "Fighty Man".
I really need that witch brew beat as a ringtone so I can make everyone at work uncomfortable!
Im a male witch and am happy to answer any questions people have
Love this podcast, been following since.... the logo was all white. I love history! more history! I love all the topics. wouldn't change a thing, 3/5
50:25 ..........for myself 😂😭
We need moments like this in the description.
@@91crxdxb16a i most definitely agree. We need a playlist 😂💯
Thank you so much, I was looking for this!
And it uploaded on a full moon
aw hell yeah, a new timesuck to listen to while i fly back home, shame the flight is under 2 hours lmao
I hope your flight went well.
Omg you totally need to make a Playlist of all your songs and commercials
Great rant for sure! I read the comments before I heard it so I was breathless with antici... pation. 😂
Great Suck, Master Sucker. Appreciate you being a good meatsack!
God I loved that final rant. That got me hyped! Bigotry pisses me off more than anything else! They hiss, boo, and condemn anything different than the status quo.
"You know not what you dally with sorcerer....leave these realms for a real wizard ELECTRICO!!!" LOVE IT.
That little song had me crying I spit out my drink when he said toad vagina lmao
Sillabble emfassis. Lmao. That's how im emajining such is spelled. Good stuff Dan.
Really enjoy your videos!! Thank you for doing this time suck !! Keep up the Awesome work!!!
Do we need to have a "psa" for Dan about not playing with gas and large fireworks to close to his house
Superb show Dan!!! 👏
Great content !!🎯🔥🔥💯
The first dream/nightmare I can remember having I think I was about 3. I was on the Star Ship Enterprise being chased by Witchiepoo from H.R. Pufnstuf.
😂
Thank you for ALL of this
You forgot the miss cleo "Call me now!" 😂😂😂
You're a good man Dan 🤘🏻
The Old Witch Lady song hath killt me 💀
The way you equated Christians to vampires has me cackling 😂
Hot; tasty jams Dan. You and the team kick so much ass.
My question is why are all of the commercials for a video about witchcraft on RUclips about investment schemes? I know a lot of the times they will Taylor the commercials to what the video talks about. So then why does investing in witchcraft go together
That's the actual magic of our age.
Holy crap i asked you to do this in the comments of like 30 eips back. An i practice witchcraft an there are good an bad witchs like in all groups
The Only GOOD Witch, IS A...
JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK JK
(please don't Curse me...I already got my full, THANK YOU! and IN ADVANCE...Lol)
Holy crap thus one's BRAND NEW!
HAIL LUCIFINA! 😊
Never heard anyone pronounce magvs the way you did...
You: ma juhs (I actually like this pronunciation a lot)
What ive heard the most: ma gus(how ive said it the last 2 decades+.. Chrono Trigger)
Adam Worlock: may gus
Those ingredients were code so others wouldnt steal their recipes.
Such as Eye of Newt... it was mustard seed.
Don't curse me, but who is the Michael dude at the beginning
Triple M a.k.a Michael Motherfuckin' McDonald
Mutha Fawkin' Michael Macdonald! He "witch" cometh, beltin' spells with FULL POWER, from up on THE STAGE, singin' with THE DOOBIE Brothers! LmMFaO!!!
Happy Independence Day meat snacks! You heard me right!
Me in my witch bitch t shirt grinning and loving this episode...😁😈 Happy 4th y'all!
I rolled my eyes.
this episode makes me want to reread The Halloween Tree
Happy 4th to my American meatsacks try to make it to the 5th with your fingers intact.
Thanks! Hail Nimrod!
Hail Nimrod🤘
👏🙌☝️🧨🎇🏥💉✊💉🏥🎇🧨☝️🙌👏
Love your content Dan!! Every week for timesuck and scared to death !!!
But I just want to say, your comments about people saying the trans community is targeting kids or grooming them. That’s being said because companies are continually trying to push it into younger people. Or trying to bring awareness into schools. Children don’t need to be around any of that. Ever. Nothing in any sexual manner do kids need to be involved.
You're projecting the concept of sexuality onto a topic of biological origin. Applying sexual tonality to a topic that has nothing to do with sexual acts is not only laughable but is completely off base. It's essentially the same as segregated society saying that white kids should be kept away from learning about or associating with black kids.
@metalprophecy2134 lmao I know you would like that to be true but I'd say for 80% of disphoria cases that it is a pathologized kink. Femboys for instance, which preceded this current wave fluidity, ask them what got them into it. A majority will say porn/porn addiction.
@@TheXandeyn then why are the putting it in school, marketing for child’s clothes in stores such as target, etc.?
@nathanielgore8662 I wasn't replying to you, my friend, or did not intend to. I was addressing the other individual, who seems to have deleted their comment.
Ended this episode with the best rant I've ever heard,HAIL NIMROD! Stay curious
The greeks were at the height of their civilization during the early bronze age under the minoans and the middle bronze age till the bronze age collapse under the myceneans.
First baby!!!
oh yeah well first to reply!
@@Beefaroni_Bert😝🤣🤣 to funny
Congratulations! And what're we gonna name the little witchy-poo?! LmMFaO!!!
@@thedesolateone8260
To Funny,
I laughed my ass off while I was ripping into yours. Thank you, for all THE GOOD TIMES, and the MANY MORE TO COME!
LOVE,
☝️🤚✋🖐👋🤟🤘
"THIS GUY"
🤘🤟👋🖐✋🤚☝️
CUMMINS!!!!!!!! My coworkers and I were talking about the first Thanksgiving while waiting to leave our indentured positions.
Todays drain cleaner was yesterday's brain remover with hook through the nostrils
I think of the Sanderson sisters ole Bette middler calling her book Mary sniffing out children
I can’t wait to get my prophet Jeffrey!
The final rant was definitely inspiring. I don't know enough about the lgbtq issues to speak on them. What I will say is that America is supposed to be a free country. I don't think anyone has the right to tell me or anyone else who they can love or what they can do with their own body. Do people have a right to practice religious beliefs? The answer is yes even if they disagree with a marginalized group like the lgbtq community. But does the lgbtq community have a right to do whatever they want with other consenting adults? The answer is also yes. As long as no one is hurting each other over these differences in beliefs there shouldn't be a problem. We all have the right to live life how we want and pursue happiness however we see fit.
I thought he was going to talk about hocus pocus the whole time
It’s real
@11:55
"...how humans engage with this magic, how they manipulate it, _Uhh,_ mitigate its effects..."
This particular _Uhh,_ seems like could be the first SEEDS, of Mr. Dan Cummin's "Professor-voice," beginning to manifest itself... LmMFaO! ;) :P :o)
🧱🕴🎙 🔜 👨🏫 🏰
I feel like a little stynger to hell with the devil would fit in this somewhere
Witches and Warlocks....pumpkin popsums...I'm sick of it! I'm sure that will be in the secret suck.
They are real.... magic is real
Love the rant at the end! Thank you for taking a strong stance against othering the LGBTQ+ community! 💜
Did anybody else wipe the corners of there mouth at 8:47
3rd yes sir awesome
Man. I used to be so excited every time I saw there was a new Timesuck. But it's like the man cave at your buddy's house who recently let his wife decorate a wall, so she's taken over it and drove all the cool libertarian friends away to drink and shoot guns elsewhere...
RiP Dan. Hope you're enjoying your success, though.
Can't wait to hear your thoughts about the tit paper weght!
42 AD... ot CE. If you are going to use the gregorian colander, you must use AD and BC. CE and BCE are not legitimate marks in The Gregorian colander.
If that bothers you make a new colander but do not make unauthorized changes to one with its own long standing demarcations.
💜🤣💜
Great message at the end, Master Sucker. 3/5 stars
I am thankful for all the thousands of tributes made to the sun during ancient Mexico.
The rulers made a good investment.
Will probably last the next 90 years before needing refreshment.
Wow...got a bit preachy at the end dude. Isn't this a comedy?
I would love if instead you'd offer the Old Lady Witch generic Action Figure in both Ugly Old and Sexy Young Lady Witch(es) as two available options (which, actually are in and of the same EXACT version[S] only images or depictions, of Before and AfTƏr representations, of THOSE female practitioners following lifetimes of either FORM of sorcery/witchcraft, AS the very extreme amount of energy necessary, or appropriated to commit to casting one's entire lifetime's worth of spellcastin' will undoubtedly eventually take a TERRIBLE TOLL on any person no-matter-how-sexy and/or their body/ies, eventually, turning into that of almost lookin' like a TROLL)!
P.s. Though, highly entertaining to listen to in enjoyable fashion, your idea of how magic actually operates is laughable, or cartoonish, at best... Magic (or, Maghyc, as I prefer, or the much more commonly used Magick) is actually much closer in relation -- or akin -- to that of hypnotism, somnambulism and/or sublimation and subliminal messaging and/or imagery... In that, anyone (or anything, even), that's in a HIGHLY SUGGESTIVE state, will then much more easily POSSESS an ability to be or become controlled or manipulated, usually, or almost always benefiting that who has that control of varying amounts over the targeted individual or group, not totally unlike the mass hypnosis, which's (or witch's) plaguing so much of our very suggestive current Society inhabiting the highly energetic and distractable, spread often much-too-thin, WORLD of THE DAY or Today! Take it as you will, though also it might prove wise to cautiously tread o' so lightly, just in case, for one's personal health, opposed to stomping all over the notions that YOU, and most, do not even truly understand, let alone, believe... But, this is of course your choice, FREE WILL, and all that JAZZ (/MAGIC hands), lmao
Oh...so spiritual realm ok but burning witches not?
Thanks Dan for taking the time to bring the issues LGTBQ+ community still faces, despite the potential backlash you might face. This devout Lucifina follower appreciate it!!
Hail Lucifina!
Weeeeeeeeeee!!!
Damn im 8th lol happy monday meatsacks
Everything he said about women totally true.
Be not seduced by the qeaker.awx lest ye be led into perdition!
As a lesbian…Lynse, do you mind if I gay marry Dan now?
Lol the gay rant at the end 😮