lol I’m sitting just chilling on the couch while hurricane Beryl tears apart the tree in the front yard, but hey, it’s 83 degrees outside, so it’s working 😂
Facts,then add in the humidity if you're from the crossroads or the valley or coastline,it's more like 120-130 and you can only work outside for like 30 minutes,good luck cutting your grass,it basically stays a jungle till you get a thunderstorm which finally let's it get down to 90 degrees for a few hours
Truth. From San Antonio all the way south, you can eat VERY well 😂 I miss living there. (Edit: for the food and the nice people that are there, not so much of the stuff 🤷♀️.)
@@kvrma8893 True. I’m a white guy born and raised Texan, odds are I have more in common with any native latino in the state than any California refugee. People talk about Latinos in Texas like the both of us haven’t been here since day one
@@dzplayer0149I’m from Texas I think Austin is not Texas because of the big cities and all the Californians moving to Austin and straight up ruining the Yee-HAW😂
@@dzplayer0149 texas conservatives dislike the easygoing, accepting nature of Austinites. You could say we are “hippies”. There is little racism compared to other parts of Texas, less crime, and more white collar jobs and educational opportunities. Basically, a democrat run city.
Yep, but you forgot Austin men not only Shave their legs, they shave their upper lips, tweez thir eyebrows, and man-skap . And Austin women do everything opposite of what I said 😂😂
as someone born and raised here, the whole reason its bumper to bumper is because of cali, thankfully its so hot ive seen that tons of people are leaving :D
@@flynnmalin3036 all of texas is city boys that fake their accent to sound like people from ga or alabama like myself becuase y’all just wanna play dress up and say howdy
@@flynnmalin3036 well i assumed with a name like flynn but i don’t think that makes me stupid for assuming ur gender i think that makes me smart are u always in sensitivity mode
If you want it more accurate to Texas, you could say: “Why is it 106° outside?” “Don’t worry about that, there’s gonna be a historic blizzard tomorrow.”
As an Austinite, this is spot-on. You forgot to include a personal generator in that starter pack for the “rolling power outages”- and a motorized scooter! 🤣
I wasn't born in Texas, but I got there as soon as I could. We lived there for a couple of years when my husband was stationed at Ft. Hood. I can remember one "spring" when a bunch of the state was on fire in April, and it didn't rain until August! God bless Texas!
Austin: LOTS OF TRAFFIC, don’t go to 6th street, lots of vandalism, scary homeless people, nice homeless people. Houston: NASA, traffic, not so vandalism, nice people. Houston Texans, and the Houston Astros San Antonio: Sea world, sometimes traffic, gate closes at 9AM. Dallas: Dallas cowboys, traffic, sometimes boring, less vandalism Fort Worth; I believe no vandalism, less homeless, best food pantries with a nice manager, home of the Drunk people. South padre: nice 8 hour trip, nice beach, animals, swim in the Gulf of Mexíco. HOTTEST hotel, nice hotel services, drunk people, people like to party at the pool, 5 stars for the pool and hot tub, W for the people that work there. W for the food. W for the bar and bartender. El Paso: I’m visiting right now I’ll keep this updated🌹
Never heard anyone say houston is know for nice people. Been in Texas my whole life. Lived in houston for 2 years. I wouldnt say nice people is a strong trait in houston. Most of its population aint true Texans.
@@Dmx80079born and raised in Houston and when I speak normally I don’t have much of that Texan accent BUT I can easily switch into if I wanted to if I gave it some effort
Monahans- Love West Texas. Heat aint so bad if your in the shade but the traffic does suck(sometimes) on I20. Seen alot of Cali roll thru and alot rollin out. I can't complain. Hardly anyone from out of state stays in the desert.
Just wait till he pulls up to a HS football game only to be met with a College level stadium. Or even hitting up a college game with an NFL level stadium 😂😂
XDDDDDDDDDDD Too real. I'm deceased. Lol Nah. But like. Seriously. I still find it insane that if i want a 🔫 , i don't need any license to buy or even conceal and they don't even question your eyesight. I can't drive because of my eyesight and would get denied a drivers license, but not a weapon because I'm old enough. It still shocks me every time i remember that. Lol
Nobody says "Howdy". If anyone says it at all they pronounce it "heidi". Also, any real Texan refuses to recognize any major metropolitan areas as "Texas".
I just moved to Texas a year ago and I'm Mexican I can surely agree that this is accurate accurate the hottest we had one 107° to 108° and I'm now use too it...
"Austin is NOT TEXAS". Spoken like a true Texan 😂😭
Facts 😂😂😂
Explain please???
@@dzplayer0149liberals
Why is not texas
Austin is a part of Texas
lol I’m sitting just chilling on the couch while hurricane Beryl tears apart the tree in the front yard, but hey, it’s 83 degrees outside, so it’s working 😂
106 degrees is the coldest it’ll get in texas during the summer 💀
Sadly true 😭
@@KornPlaysGames more reasons not to move to twerkxas
@@KornPlaysGames more reasons not to move to twerkxas
**120
Facts,then add in the humidity if you're from the crossroads or the valley or coastline,it's more like 120-130 and you can only work outside for like 30 minutes,good luck cutting your grass,it basically stays a jungle till you get a thunderstorm which finally let's it get down to 90 degrees for a few hours
As a native Texan I was laughing so hard at the Austin is not Texas
Same
Bro 🤣 that got to me too
Im also a texan lmao been living there my whole life born n raised
Same 🤣🤣🤣
@@rainhat1 who asked
As a Texas resident I laughed so hard at the 'Austin is NOT Texas' part 🤣
Explain why??
@@dzplayer0149liberals
@@dzplayer0149Because Austin is more liberal leaning.
@dzplayer0149 there's a reason their city motto is "keep Austin weird"...
Eastern California lmao
As a native Texan this is painfully accurate. But the further south you go, the better the Tex-Mex.
Truth. From San Antonio all the way south, you can eat VERY well 😂 I miss living there. (Edit: for the food and the nice people that are there, not so much of the stuff 🤷♀️.)
Include the rivers like the Nueces River because it’s fricking beautiful (and yes, the Tex-mex is fricking good too)
"Texas, if a gun has a personality"😂
As a Texan born Hispanic, Yeah this is completely accurate.
Bro you don't have to say Texas born hispanic your just Texan we were fighting at the Alamo too it wasn't just white people
@@kvrma8893 True. I’m a white guy born and raised Texan, odds are I have more in common with any native latino in the state than any California refugee. People talk about Latinos in Texas like the both of us haven’t been here since day one
what part of Texas?
As a human, this is completely true
@@they.luv.liaaaai live in the valley
10 pounds of brisket, all 5 seasons of Friday Night Lights, and 26 guns took me the fuck out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Only Californians think Austin is Texas 😂
I...I thought Austin was Texas... I'm Pennsylvanian...
@@khalidshubbar6911it’s not
Amen!!!
@@khalidshubbar6911they mean it doesn’t represent the majority of Texas. Or rather, what the majority of Texas stands for.
@@Jess1234 it is. Its just, not the same anymore. It got subverted and now its a craphole. Hard to say as someone who grew up there
i’m a texan, this was so accurate, lol. brisket, guns, everythin 💀
This is so relatable it was 106 yesterday and no one cared.
It'll be 90⁰ on Christmas day and no would care
I'm the only one in my family who wants to move north
Fr
I played golf ... why not.. 106 with 100% humidity
What do you want us to do???? Like it’s weather.
I love Texas
Was not expecting the ending, lol! Well played!
We aren't allowed to do a Texas handshake in city limits anymore, such a bummer.
Born and raised Texan... completely accurate 100%
Why is Austin not Texas?
@@dzplayer0149I’m from Texas I think Austin is not Texas because of the big cities and all the Californians moving to Austin and straight up ruining the Yee-HAW😂
@dzplayer0149 prolly some dumb ass yee haw mentality from the uncultured texans. No Austin means no Alamo or Capitol.
@@dzplayer0149 texas conservatives dislike the easygoing, accepting nature of Austinites. You could say we are “hippies”. There is little racism compared to other parts of Texas, less crime, and more white collar jobs and educational opportunities.
Basically, a democrat run city.
Austin.... The city where the men shave their legs, and the women don't.
Yep!
Yep, but you forgot Austin men not only Shave their legs, they shave their upper lips, tweez thir eyebrows, and man-skap . And Austin women do everything opposite of what I said 😂😂
@@ragingjebus3552 I like having a clean shaven face but I understand what youre getting at
I'm in Houston and don't shave mine 😂 nobody seems to notice
Yooo. What women are you talking about 😂
Everyone new to Texas ends up like the guy with cowboy hat in about two weeks.
Texas is awesome and I miss it.
Even Austin.
Austin isn’t Texas
Give the them a Texas Rangers ballcap it's a good substitute. (It has TEXAS not Houston-- a state not a city team).
Austin is no longer Texas. Native Texan here. The only piece of our great state left in Austin is the Capital Bdlg
You have to be born in Texas
@@shawnbishop9774 I looked it up and it says Austin is the capital of the state of Texas. What's up with this Austin isn't Texas thing?
as someone born and raised here, the whole reason its bumper to bumper is because of cali, thankfully its so hot ive seen that tons of people are leaving :D
As a native Texan I can confirm this is how we introduce others to Texas
So can I
As a native Texan,I can’t relate at all
Texan Kokichi… beware the blue haired girl using vintage glasses, she might kill you for being a thorn on her side
IM DEAD!!!! Texas native born and raised!! Odessa total of 22 years and Waco 13 years! This is so true y’all!!
Austin is California 😅
Make Austin Texas again - Alex Jones
Lol😂 this is funny, as a north Texan though we love Austin. They're Texans first like the rest of us
True! I'm from Dallas and everyone I know loves Austin! Keep it weird 😝
Lies! City folk love Austin which shows how downhill cities in Texas have fallen...
I LOVE this!! He's right about Austin. That's where I live. Too many "foreigners" have moved here. :(
AGREEDDDD I live in Austin too
Bro Texas was made by foreigners 😭 Texas wouldn’t be Texas if there was no foreigners
They have moved north and have taken over the food delivery business
Soooo true! Love the Texas handshakes....too funny😂
The last bit with Chuck Noris was hilarious.
Texas handshake! I died.🤣
As a native Texan, I was shaking my head as soon as bro said “I’ve heard a lot about Austin” 😭
Austin is not Texas ‼️‼️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
As a native Texan, I LMAO! Hilarious! 👍😆
y’all are city
@@freeoffenisve Nope. I live outside the city limits, of a small town. YOU HAD THAT, COMPLETELY, WRONG! 🙄
@@flynnmalin3036 all of texas is city boys that fake their accent to sound like people from ga or alabama like myself becuase y’all just wanna play dress up and say howdy
@@freeoffenisve I'm a natural born woman. Not a dude, Dude. Next time, check the channel information. Are you always in derp mode? 🤔
@@flynnmalin3036 well i assumed with a name like flynn but i don’t think that makes me stupid for assuming ur gender i think that makes me smart are u always in sensitivity mode
If you want it more accurate to Texas, you could say:
“Why is it 106° outside?”
“Don’t worry about that, there’s gonna be a historic blizzard tomorrow.”
As a Texan this is the most accurate way to depict Texas if it was a person lol
Austin is Texas lite.
More like California lite.
Allow me to correct your spelling. Austin is Texas LIB.
@@richardlepreux8489 Before George Bush, Texas was a democrat stronghold.
As a Texan, I shed a tear at how beautiful this homage to my home was. Thank you!
Lmao
God austin is like the cousin everyone hates
You know once the brisket comes out they ain't leaving 😂
San Antonio Is the heart of Texas from tejano to Texas this is the heart of the state
Today on the radio it was announced there was gonna be a cold front we all know what that means. Low 90s!!! Yayyy!!!
The hurricanes do cool things off 🤷
Hurricanes make 3 foot waves into 10 waves!!! And good crabbing too.
I'm from Texas, the friday night lights, barebecue running through you part is too real
106 degrees? I'm a Texan and I wear a jacket at that temperature.
Haha me too
As an Austinite, this is spot-on. You forgot to include a personal generator in that starter pack for the “rolling power outages”- and a motorized scooter! 🤣
Not in Texas, no sir
I wasn't born in Texas, but I got there as soon as I could. We lived there for a couple of years when my husband was stationed at Ft. Hood. I can remember one "spring" when a bunch of the state was on fire in April, and it didn't rain until August! God bless Texas!
Austin: LOTS OF TRAFFIC, don’t go to 6th street, lots of vandalism, scary homeless people, nice homeless people.
Houston: NASA, traffic, not so vandalism, nice people. Houston Texans, and the Houston Astros
San Antonio: Sea world, sometimes traffic, gate closes at 9AM.
Dallas: Dallas cowboys, traffic, sometimes boring, less vandalism
Fort Worth; I believe no vandalism, less homeless, best food pantries with a nice manager, home of the Drunk people.
South padre: nice 8 hour trip, nice beach, animals, swim in the Gulf of Mexíco. HOTTEST hotel, nice hotel services, drunk people, people like to party at the pool, 5 stars for the pool and hot tub, W for the people that work there. W for the food. W for the bar and bartender.
El Paso:
I’m visiting right now I’ll keep this updated🌹
Never heard anyone say houston is know for nice people. Been in Texas my whole life. Lived in houston for 2 years. I wouldnt say nice people is a strong trait in houston. Most of its population aint true Texans.
You, sir, have earned yourself another sub. 🤘🤠👍
To think el paso used to be the only part we tried to disown. That austin bit was glorious. 😂
Every. Word. Is. True.
As a Texan, I though the pants down thing was just me and only 26 guns we must be cutting back
New Texan: "Uh can't wait to eat Barbecue"
Old Texan: "The best in the country, hands down!!! And pants down! It''ll run right through ya"
😂😂😂😂😂
This is great! So funny 😂😂😂!
Nobody in Texas likes Friday Night Lights the series. And our bbq doesn’t run right through you.
As a Texan I can confirm this is how you should join
As a Georgia boy I was thinking he was talking about Atlanta when he said Austin for a second
We need to make the handshake a thing 😂😂😂 💥 💥 💥
As a Texan, this is so real WTH 😭
If barbecue gives you an upset stomach, everything does.
As a Texan, I can confirm that Summer is Hell without Satan. Instead we have Tony Gonzales. It’s pretty much the same place.
Texas hand shake got me lol I thought it's like Mexican handshake lol,
And hands down pants too omg you are so good
I don’t know how to feel about this 😂😂😂
I was waiting for him to say Chili has no beans 🫘 😂😂😂😂😂
I love being a Texan🤣
I not only love being a Texan, I'm PROUD of it!!!
I am Texan and can confirm.
I-35 The road that is perpetually in a state of construction 🚧
Almost sh*t my pants because of the starter kit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is ALL so true. ((Hello from Houston))
As a Texan pretty true ngl
But not all of us have accents
You do it’s just deep inside
@@Dmx80079born and raised in Houston and when I speak normally I don’t have much of that Texan accent BUT I can easily switch into if I wanted to if I gave it some effort
I love how I said “nope” at the same time he did with the I-35 line. Great minds 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a coworker who asked me where I was from I said I’m from Austin. She said oh you’re from Aus Cal. I was in shock!! She had to explain
Monahans- Love West Texas. Heat aint so bad if your in the shade but the traffic does suck(sometimes) on I20. Seen alot of Cali roll thru and alot rollin out. I can't complain. Hardly anyone from out of state stays in the desert.
I’m from Texas and you got it spot on
Beautiful👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 and realistic I remember when it was 98° in December
The best starter kit yet
Just wait till he pulls up to a HS football game only to be met with a College level stadium. Or even hitting up a college game with an NFL level stadium 😂😂
“Only 26?”
-me a native Texan
In austin we texans like music alot
Austin is indeed not part of Texas
Can't stop laughing after watched this. I didn't expect the final part. 🤣
As a texan true af
I miss you dearly Texas
Love that he used the Walker Texas Ranger theme 😂
As a Texan, im still owed my brisket and 26 guns. 🤷♂️
Nothing but facts here
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Too real. I'm deceased. Lol
Nah. But like. Seriously. I still find it insane that if i want a 🔫 , i don't need any license to buy or even conceal and they don't even question your eyesight.
I can't drive because of my eyesight and would get denied a drivers license, but not a weapon because I'm old enough. It still shocks me every time i remember that. Lol
Man I wish I could visit to see my mom side of the family ❤
I want a texas starter kit too! 😂
Me, an El Pasoan: wait, I didn’t get ribeyes, I got a bunch of taquitos, sauce, and cheese with a side of carne asada and smoke peppers.
I was born in texas but my moms from California and my dads from new Jersey guys am i a true texan
Nobody says "Howdy". If anyone says it at all they pronounce it "heidi". Also, any real Texan refuses to recognize any major metropolitan areas as "Texas".
I always hear it like "ha-dee"
Austin WAS Texas before people began moving here
I’ve heard ‘but Austin seems nice’ about a million times.
As a Texan, We do own 572 guns in our cowboy hats and enjoy the 172 degree weather
yeehaw
From iraq i like you guys 😂😂😂
As a native Texan, this is accurate 😂
"Austin is NOT TEXAS" HAH! My sides hurt! But yeah, this is how I explain Texas to my relatives in the Philippines in a nutshell.
Austin, is not Texas!😭😂
Wtf he doesn't even look Texan he looks more like from Boston or New York 😂😂
As an Austinite, “Austin is not Texas” a completely accurate statement coming from everyone who’s not from Austin. 💀💀💀
I just moved to Texas a year ago and I'm Mexican I can surely agree that this is accurate accurate the hottest we had one 107° to 108° and I'm now use too it...
As a Texan who lives in the greater Austin area, this is hilarious!
I LOVE this 😂😂
#ProudTexan
AS A TEXAN IM BAWLING 😭
Houston here: it was 110 this summer. That Byerl came in clutch and cooled us right on down... until August 🤬. Also I'm still beefing with Dallas.