Getting Our Palms Read & A Rockstar Gets MeToo'd (w/Tim Dillon)

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  • @Kris724
    @Kris724 4 года назад +991

    So you’re telling me she came on with a mask, And promoting zoom but y’all don’t believe in psychics? She KNEW

    • @depressedtv
      @depressedtv 4 года назад +64

      I came to say the exact same thing. I was even going to start by saying.." So, you're telling me......"

    • @Kris724
      @Kris724 4 года назад +5

      Phecus I KNOW

    • @djtaitai
      @djtaitai 4 года назад +40

      Then Watermelon Ryan was like “are we fixing to sign up for anything in the next couple of months? What’s the campaign?” *the forshadowing tho*

    • @FinnsterP
      @FinnsterP 4 года назад +19

      Let's be real: Watermelon Ryan is the true psychic of the episode

    • @Schmidtelpunkt
      @Schmidtelpunkt 4 года назад +7

      Late February one would not have to be a psychic to anticipate what would happen.

  • @sydneys2637
    @sydneys2637 4 года назад +287

    When Chad said he had a conflict I assumed like a scheduling conflict not a fish themed fast food chain related conflict. "Not gonna happen fish boy"

  • @IluvUFCgirl4eva11
    @IluvUFCgirl4eva11 4 года назад +189

    Watermelon Ryan is what i imagine Matthew McConaughey turning into in a few years

  • @daphnelol
    @daphnelol 4 года назад +156

    “Not gonna happen fish boy” is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life

  • @adamnordmark7709
    @adamnordmark7709 3 года назад +66

    Michele was probably the best guest ever. And I love how Tim dialed it back and became really personable when she came on. A+ episode.

  • @GreenDotComics
    @GreenDotComics 4 года назад +172

    “Ya know Amy, you look better in person.” SENDED ME HAHAAHAA I CLAPPED WHAT A WOMAN

    • @Nonamegoodsir4332
      @Nonamegoodsir4332 3 года назад +2

      Right lol that was god tier, she murdered that shit

  • @diamondsprince
    @diamondsprince 4 года назад +234

    you mean to tell me this whole time I could've been getting PAID to hang out with Andrews mom?

    • @mw7845
      @mw7845 2 года назад

      right???

  • @Kris724
    @Kris724 4 года назад +327

    “What is zoom?”
    Oh sweet summer child

    • @rosie9785
      @rosie9785 3 года назад +1

      TRIGGERED 🤣

  • @TheContinentCompany
    @TheContinentCompany 4 года назад +169

    I want everyone in this to be recurring characters

    • @jillianc7485
      @jillianc7485 3 года назад +14

      they were all amazing, what a fantastic episode

    • @livv3905
      @livv3905 3 года назад +3

      hands down best guests

    • @peluksape
      @peluksape 3 года назад +2

      honestly hell yes, even LA alex jones

  • @desxx8752
    @desxx8752 4 года назад +283

    This was an A+ episode. Every single guest was absolutely amazing.

  • @MackenzieStith
    @MackenzieStith 4 года назад +217

    i googled michelle hart. Sweethart Productions Composer: Michelle Hart
    She launched her career as a jingle singer, providing background vocals for Revlon and McDonald's commercials. Moving to Japan, she established herself as the #1 commercial singer in Tokyo from 1999 to 2003. She has worked closely with the J. Walter Thompson Agency.

    • @seriousbees
      @seriousbees 4 года назад +5

      This means she lied to us about moving away in 1995 😮

    • @BenDover-wc8jr
      @BenDover-wc8jr 4 года назад +43

      seriousbees Probably meant 2005, dates slip with age.

    • @LifefulLife
      @LifefulLife 3 года назад

      How were you able to find all that? Somehow I can't find anything about her.. except when you search her band, her name was listed as Michelle Lauren instead of Michelle Hart.

    • @clavatikus
      @clavatikus 3 года назад

      Nobody cares about that?

  • @lynndavinci4753
    @lynndavinci4753 4 года назад +84

    Watermelon Ryan needs to be a voice actor for red dead redemption 3.

  • @ericslaimshow
    @ericslaimshow 4 года назад +101

    Michelle Hart, you stole my heart. What a great lady

  • @djtaitai
    @djtaitai 4 года назад +112

    Andrew I’m really saddened to hear about your mom. I live in Texas so I can’t help her but my heart goes out to her considering my dad has MS and I know how much of a toll it can take on a person. You should look into the MS Society, they might have a volunteer willing to help. I wish her the best.

  • @jillianc7485
    @jillianc7485 3 года назад +41

    michelle was an absolute delight, i really need more of her.

  • @WoodyHamilton
    @WoodyHamilton 4 года назад +107

    Bette Davis died in 1989, so you just barely missed her

  • @FinnsterP
    @FinnsterP 4 года назад +117

    Lisa is such an interesting guest! I don't know if I believe all the palm reading stuff, but her philosophy of judging people by their potential is very nice!

    • @livv3905
      @livv3905 3 года назад +2

      Same. Yeah she was really cool

  • @jacksonparks3071
    @jacksonparks3071 4 года назад +76

    Ok, Lisa talked about crab, Chad was going to a red lobster audition and Watermelon Ryan was wearing a Bubba Gump shrimp shirt. What is up with the crustacean theme..?

  • @QuandaleDingleBarnacleJonesIII
    @QuandaleDingleBarnacleJonesIII 4 года назад +44

    That last guest was incredible

  • @grantmanor6642
    @grantmanor6642 4 года назад +45

    Andrew acts like he's never met anyone as funny as Tim lol

  • @conniepa154
    @conniepa154 4 года назад +23

    Guys, this was one of my favorite episodes. LOVE Miss Lisa & Michelle. Thanks for making us laugh during these times. Love ya.

  • @sierra1996
    @sierra1996 4 года назад +84

    not a chance, fish boy (chad is lovely he should come on again)

  • @Alyssa-ji6po
    @Alyssa-ji6po 4 года назад +11

    Never in my life have I wanted to live in Colorado and be qualified to take care of someone’s mom. I hope you find someone soon Andrew! Sending love to you and your mom!

  • @daphnelol
    @daphnelol 4 года назад +25

    I want watermelon Ryan to read me stories before bed that mans voice was like listening to smooth jazz

  • @savagerampage69
    @savagerampage69 4 года назад +10

    Omg it's always sunny!! I quote that scene constantly "DID I JUST DO YOUR JOB, FOR YOU??"

  • @sammylongo5020
    @sammylongo5020 4 года назад +23

    Andrew I hope you find someone wonderful to take care of your mom. I'm sure this is a scary time for your family and I hope everything works out.

  • @depressedtv
    @depressedtv 4 года назад +80

    I can't believe the psychic woman was ahead of her time, wearing a mask (and it wasn't even for corona)

    • @dankestranch8738
      @dankestranch8738 4 года назад +5

      Wearing masks but touching strangers hands

    • @reedbruv2638
      @reedbruv2638 4 года назад +1

      Also grabbed strangers hands then touched her face to adjust her mask lol

    • @seriousbees
      @seriousbees 4 года назад +5

      She might have already had it tbh. Flu symptoms.. Touching peoples hands all day.. Woulda been an early case but still

  • @danw.5524
    @danw.5524 4 года назад +28

    Great show! I swear I've never heard a Gene Simmons story that was positive!

  • @sunshinefashionlove
    @sunshinefashionlove 4 года назад +61

    Every day I go on RUclips and search "Tim Dillon" to see any new videos that pop up. Pretty sure I've watched every single appearance available. 29:50 Love Tim's signature look with the red shorts, Ralph Lauren polo, and shades, although I'm a bit disappointed he's not wearing the flip flops from the Bernie Sanders video.

    • @jpk51
      @jpk51 4 года назад +8

      Jen Talks Forever I love sleeping at night knowing Tim really is just chain smoking and barreling down the street looking at expensive real estate in LA somewhere 😂😂

  • @nightowl5561
    @nightowl5561 2 года назад +2

    this honestly was the best episode ive seen of yours, something truly magical in the air of LA that day

  • @alannahchambers9367
    @alannahchambers9367 2 года назад +2

    "you can catch me inside....how 'bout that" 12:06 I CRIED

  • @YungRasputin
    @YungRasputin 4 года назад +39

    Lisa was from the future she wore a face mask and used zoom to work

    • @gris2499
      @gris2499 3 года назад

      Exactly because face mask and zoom was invented just when the pandemic happened, no one used those before

  • @Patrick-pu5di
    @Patrick-pu5di 4 года назад +42

    I think Lisa is my favorite guest so far. so wholesome albeit a lil looney serving marianne williamson vibes

  • @aaronfake23
    @aaronfake23 4 года назад +15

    this episode hits the ground running with the palm reading off rip

  • @gh0stcup
    @gh0stcup 3 года назад +2

    "I AM a visionary explorer, they said that at the DMV yesterday" I actually adore stuff like this, so many comedians are so quick witted and are able to just say stuff like this off the cuff

  • @abbyett03
    @abbyett03 4 года назад +10

    "Not gonna happen fish boy"

  • @SirGrassyNoL
    @SirGrassyNoL 4 года назад +8

    tim dillon is prolific and this is amazing

  • @jonnil1997
    @jonnil1997 4 года назад +7

    Omg what an amazing last guest! So glad Tim caught her.

  • @zcrib3
    @zcrib3 3 года назад +9

    A bit weird how hard this was to find. If you look for podcasts, Tim has been on. Not on Podchaser and hard to find in RUclips search. Which is weird considering how popular he has become. Especially considering how good this podcast was. That lady at the end crushed it.

  • @elbilderback7361
    @elbilderback7361 4 года назад +22

    did cole just say he goes inside?

  • @Itsbellaallison
    @Itsbellaallison 4 года назад +22

    WAIT WAS THAT KARSTEN RUNQUIST AT 51:45

  • @stevenspielberg9198
    @stevenspielberg9198 4 года назад +9

    Never heard of Tim Dillon but he was A+ in this

  • @livv3905
    @livv3905 3 года назад +7

    This palm woman actually seems really cool

  • @KitchenAppliance
    @KitchenAppliance 4 года назад +4

    "put the headphones on, you'll be able to hear us better"
    "pardon?!"

  • @livp9056
    @livp9056 4 года назад

    This is one of my favorite episodes in a while! Top quality content 😂

  • @ryangcomedy6609
    @ryangcomedy6609 4 года назад

    This was so good. I love everybody involved in this

  • @metamentality9818
    @metamentality9818 3 года назад +3

    Mfw palm reading lady was the most rationalist person on the podcast, and I'm a Tim Dillion fan.

  • @Ryan-gc4mq
    @Ryan-gc4mq 4 года назад +9

    This really has me thinking about how cool it would be to have friends again and be comfortable talking to people

  • @wurm6635
    @wurm6635 2 года назад +3

    I'm forever calling people "a timeless classic" going forward.

  • @lilginachu
    @lilginachu 4 года назад +1

    oh my god the pisces/ fish boy bit killed me. I love you guys so much, thank you for all of the content the past year

  • @nickolasthompson2664
    @nickolasthompson2664 4 года назад +6

    Watermelon Ryan was awesome

  • @condornebula1093
    @condornebula1093 4 года назад +10

    This was such a good episode

  • @Cobhammar
    @Cobhammar 4 года назад +3

    Tim fucking killed on this

  • @EricFineDesign
    @EricFineDesign 4 года назад +3

    Perfect episode! Every guest was a gem!

  • @awinslow21
    @awinslow21 4 года назад +7

    This episode was PHENOMENAL! 🙌🏻

  • @nicholkid
    @nicholkid 2 года назад +1

    Definitely in the top 5 of your best episodes

  • @woodyfentress
    @woodyfentress 2 года назад

    When she said "I'll meet you on Madison Ave at 5" and it said 5:00 AM in the picture that very nearly ended my day. I almost needed hospitalization for laugh related injuries.

  • @liamcrittenden
    @liamcrittenden 4 года назад +5

    11:17 “I’m pro whatever works. You know, you marry too young, you marry somebody that you outgrow...” is the most nonchalant, best way I’ve ever heard someone describe some of the more simple reasons for getting a divorce. I understand that so many marriages split for their own reasons (I get it cause my own parents are divorced), but it’s hard often as a understand why your parents split, when in reality, people can have unrealistic expectations for one another, were never right for each other in the first place, and may have never been meant to be together. To those of you out there with parents that have been through a divorce and may not have understood why they split when they seemed so happy together, unfortunately when we’re younger (or at any age really), there is so much that goes on behind closed doors and so many things that we may not understand. In other cases, you’ve might’ve seen the tension grow between your parents but will miss the family dynamic and how things like holidays and birthdays used to be convenient and easy rather than meticulous and tiring from trying to make everybody happy. But in the end, we must understand that at least one of our parents needed to make the leap of faith to control their own destiny and make a better life for themselves. It can often take years before you see both of your parents to be truly happy again, with or without new partners, but it’s in moments like these that we see them happier separate than the were together, it’s all worth it.

  • @EfrainQuezada
    @EfrainQuezada 3 года назад +23

    Watching this almost a year later inn freaking out, the lady is real. She knew about masks and the rise of zoom. I'm gonna look her up to see if she can see my future.

  • @Calcucorn
    @Calcucorn 4 года назад +3

    This is one of the best episodes!

  • @seanc7681
    @seanc7681 4 года назад +2

    This podcast only gets better. Thanks fellas 👍

  • @IluvUFCgirl4eva11
    @IluvUFCgirl4eva11 4 года назад +6

    WAS THAT KARSTEN RUNQUIST?! I went back to 51:46, and that is in fact Karsten Runquist. He's a great film buff RUclipsr that you guys should defiantly check out. He's also pretty entertaining on Letterboxd.

    • @dudeguy42069
      @dudeguy42069 4 года назад

      Faith Lex DUDE I THINK IT WAS

  • @papabless6969
    @papabless6969 4 года назад +1

    Tim is my favorite podcaster and jewel salesman of all time!!!! My two favorite podcasts colliding thank you guys😭

  • @alexandrahaddad2513
    @alexandrahaddad2513 4 года назад +1

    Amazing episode!!

  • @blaine2659
    @blaine2659 2 года назад

    Rewatched this today and have to say one of the best episodes ever!

  • @alyssaortiz4259
    @alyssaortiz4259 4 года назад +11

    Amy, listen carefully.

  • @papayaszx
    @papayaszx 3 года назад +1

    I’m 1 year late from watching this episode even when I’ve been listening to you guys for 2 years now. I just wish your mom a good health, Andrew!

  • @hgurwiP
    @hgurwiP 4 года назад +1

    This was just a really great episode

  • @smegs2082
    @smegs2082 3 года назад

    You guys, this podcast is a comedy godsend thank you so much

  • @mjoyyourself
    @mjoyyourself 2 года назад

    This was literally one of my most favorite episodes ever!!!

  • @andybyrd4107
    @andybyrd4107 3 года назад +3

    Michelle is such an amazing guest. So cool.

  • @carolineweeks9820
    @carolineweeks9820 4 года назад +2

    As a southerner I absolutely love Watermelon Ryan’s energy and accent. Just overall terrific episode

  • @sammylongo5020
    @sammylongo5020 4 года назад +1

    This episode had amazing guests!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 3 года назад +1

    The images you put up while people are talking are 10/10 👏

  • @Cosumik
    @Cosumik 4 года назад +1

    This episode is truly one of the greats

  • @elephantofdestiny8628
    @elephantofdestiny8628 Год назад

    the mini soda gag gets me every time

  • @emmadilemma9106
    @emmadilemma9106 4 года назад +34

    Tim literally is the reason Bernie quit

  • @winterrachelle7505
    @winterrachelle7505 4 года назад +4

    This is the first time I’m seeing what they look like, I found them on apple podcasts, and I did not expect Andrew to look like that. 😂

    • @juliamarie6646
      @juliamarie6646 3 года назад +2

      What were you expecting? I am just genuinely curious, because I found the podcast on RUclips and have never experienced that.

  • @26northproductions93
    @26northproductions93 4 года назад +1

    As soon as the hands got read, I was in 100%

  • @lancegoodthrust546
    @lancegoodthrust546 4 года назад +9

    Tim Dillon brought me here.

  • @JessiQuinn
    @JessiQuinn 4 года назад +1

    so sorry to hear about your mom, Andrew. wishing you guys the best

  • @lauren-rk1kc
    @lauren-rk1kc 3 года назад +2

    25:16 “pisces lol” LMAOOO

  • @luluhamilton6695
    @luluhamilton6695 3 года назад

    absolutely incredible episode

  • @alyssayarbrough6290
    @alyssayarbrough6290 2 года назад +1

    i love how watermelon ryan called the boys nerds

  • @kay-zi3zr
    @kay-zi3zr 4 года назад +45

    oooh who’s this cole rebecca guy? he’s kinda cute 🥴

  • @Yohoyboy
    @Yohoyboy 3 года назад +3

    yall are legit podcasters now that you have tim dillon on

  • @venusxiiu
    @venusxiiu 4 года назад +7

    ohmygod i just woke up and i literally just thought i heard them say cockass but outside

  • @LadyWoot
    @LadyWoot 4 года назад

    This just became my favourite episode

  • @ishoboi8021
    @ishoboi8021 3 года назад +1

    The pictures in the middle are hilarious. And IRAN,,, I RAN.

  • @zexja
    @zexja 4 года назад +6

    help that mom, folks!

  • @harrisonm132
    @harrisonm132 3 года назад +1

    Whoever's editing these videos is doing a golden job. I died at 40:23

  • @MeganStoughton
    @MeganStoughton 2 года назад

    I know this show is perfect for me because I have giggled at every middle flinger picture that popped up while talking to the palm reader woman hahaha

  • @Highnz57
    @Highnz57 4 года назад +3

    Tiny Tim jumps on around the 30:00 min mark.

  • @sanjbarado5766
    @sanjbarado5766 4 года назад +15

    Tim Dillon is a 6/10 on the way to becoming Alex Jones. I’m conflicted whether that’s a compliment or not too..

    • @moldypizza
      @moldypizza 4 года назад +6

      Sanj Barado Chaotic good gay Alex Jones. He’s a Bernie supporter, so his politics definitely aren’t aligned with Jones.

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 3 года назад

      Timmy is Truth,Timmy is Light 🙏💗🌈

  • @MikeUK
    @MikeUK 3 года назад

    Im so lste to this slowly watching older ones but this was a great one!

  • @teenagekrabklub
    @teenagekrabklub 4 года назад +1

    good god, the added graphics are LIFE 😆

  • @torbjornkallstrom2316
    @torbjornkallstrom2316 2 года назад +1

    "What is zoom?" Yeah, definitely pre-covid :P

  • @alexcraft7548
    @alexcraft7548 3 года назад +1

    Man, that first lady is just delightful. Holy shit this may be the best episode

  • @RyanD808
    @RyanD808 4 года назад +5

    I want podcast outside to do a round table interview with various guests. Like doby, and Gabe, Yobama

  • @lilylandre8689
    @lilylandre8689 4 года назад

    What a perfect episode