Hank Scouting Report: “Heavy feet, no quick movement. All motions seem labored. Lack basic athleticism and always is in negative mind-space. Absolute locker room cancer.”
Hank's dunk lead up looks like he's wearing heavy duty steel toe boots, it's just so slow. As a fellow non dunker I can relate. Hank is never dunking, unassisted, on a regulation height hoop with a regulation mens basketball. Hank could weigh 150 pounds and it won't matter.
Hank has the legs of a teenage vegetarian and I’m supposed to be believe he’s been training to dunk for the last year? If he got on some kinda juice and actually had self discipline and didn’t look like he drink beer still, maybeee I’d believe it.
@@timfranz53saying he’s “on something” and then saying creatine is hilarious. You’re acting like that’s a steroid 😂 “Guys I think he’s using drugs again. I smelt coffee this morning, he’s definitely doing caffeine”
We got one more shot....*miss* Alright we got one more....*miss* Alright just one more shot we gotta show the pple...*miss* alright we got one more shot....*miss*
I think Hank should have to risk his eyebrows on the rebet. If he doesn’t want to then he can just pay the 8k lol. The rebet could then be a fair competition of eyebrows for 8k
It’s absurd how bad Hank is at not only negotiating but just keeping an intelligent conversation going for more than like 1 minute. Just pukes all over himself everytime
2:49 A more blatant lie has never been told, ZERO chance that hank went 20/21 out of 25 "a few times"...The last 10 3 point contest winners have average 77% from 3 during the contest 😂
Honestly though shout out Hank doing what we all knew needed to be done. Building up to it mentally and then finally taking the steps. Cleaning out your wardrobe and beginning again isn't easy. Hank has looked decently dressed for the first time in 10 years and that deserves a shout out. Hasn't a fucking chance of dunking and for sure this weak nonsense is the reason why he will never be on an episode of Surviving ever but hey. Looks good though. Can't wait for the new car.
I would love to know how many nba players have hit 20 in a row during the 3pt contest. I wouldn’t be surprised if the answer is like 2-3 players all time.
After reviewing the tape - Hank, you need to always jump slightly fwd not straight up and down on 3s (you getting arch on the shot when you do that and if you miss its long never short) -- no one will see this but I want credit when you do and win this side of bet
Hank do a double or nothing bet. I could get you dunking by next year easy! I play beach volleyball and basketball and I was dunking easy. I got a workout that will get you dunking.
literally how every single bet on this show ends. nobody ever goes thru with the original bet and big cat just changes the parameters completely without anybody else’s input. the shtick is so old.
Deserved to lose 8k not because he cant dunk and wont be ablet to, but because he didnt train for the full time he had. Also, grabbing the rim doesn't mean you're close, you should really be aiming to hit your wrist at the rim. At least we got this video out of it haha
Hank whenever he runs looks like he has the heaviest boots on haha
lmfao
Perfect description
If you close your eyes…you can hear the thud
All of Max's clips feel like he's in a nickelodeon tween drama making confessions to the camera
Hahahaha
In a company full of idiots, this bet makes Hank seem like the biggest one.
8k gone hannnnkkkyyyy
BINGGG BONGGGGG
Hank is hands down one of the most irrationally confident people ever, maybe even more so than Billy
16:59 BigCat, “it’s been really stressful for me” 💀💀💀
When I saw Hank black out at the Celtics parade I knew this was over
0% chance he’s dunking.
0% chance he’s hitting 20 3s in a row.
Just pay the money, Honk.
Every time a Hanky claps his hands awkwardly, an angel gets its wings... amputated
The mixture of trolling and genuine kindness for his boys from Big Cat is always amazing
A blind person could tell Hank isn’t athletic by the sound of how he runs. Just all heavy, flat footed steps. No quickness, no explosiveness
💯... Like watching a baby horse learning to walk for the 1st time
I doubt he could dunk a tennis ball
No snacks are safe around big cat😅
14:15 Thick Cat not wanting to share his chips😂😂😂
Hank Scouting Report:
“Heavy feet, no quick movement. All motions seem labored. Lack basic athleticism and always is in negative mind-space. Absolute locker room cancer.”
Seeing the way Hank started heading to the rim in the intro I don’t think there’s any chance he even touched the net
I lol'd, Max or whoever edited this knew what they were doing.
Hank not clapping his hands when his talking.
Challenge impossible
Big cat has come a long way from sitting in the outfield of the Cubs games
Hank lowkey throws some heat
Arms work like a pendulum
Hank will never admit this but he could train every day for years to dunk and still never do it. He just does have it in him.
HANKYYYYYY YOU BLEW IT BING BONG
Hanks honestly hilarious
Hank's dunk lead up looks like he's wearing heavy duty steel toe boots, it's just so slow. As a fellow non dunker I can relate. Hank is never dunking, unassisted, on a regulation height hoop with a regulation mens basketball. Hank could weigh 150 pounds and it won't matter.
Exactly.. by the looks of it I don't think he can slam a tennis ball easily which shouldn't be difficult if he's been "training" 😂
Hank has the legs of a teenage vegetarian and I’m supposed to be believe he’s been training to dunk for the last year?
If he got on some kinda juice and actually had self discipline and didn’t look like he drink beer still, maybeee I’d believe it.
He’s on something. Most likely creatine, dude has more defined muscles since we last seen him.
@@timfranz53saying he’s “on something” and then saying creatine is hilarious. You’re acting like that’s a steroid 😂
“Guys I think he’s using drugs again. I smelt coffee this morning, he’s definitely doing caffeine”
He has at least gotten slightly more athletic
@ way to read into everything my guy. Whatever is happening at home is not my fault. Find a therapist or something Christ almighty
@@eliyarrows2456 get a job
Actually so happy I have this content to keep me entertained before surviving barstool premieres tonight.
Does it! I been tryna figure out the schedule
Marketing Diet Mtn Dew as pre workout is devious
Hank agreeing to a million and then a second later claiming he didn’t agree is the best.
Hank, it’s not even about the hatert , we all knew this wasn’t possible from the moment you said it.
He’s not even close and it’s so funny
This is the best goldfish ad I’ve seen in a while no free shout outs tho, I’ll be buying a bag of the pretzels mix tomorrow now due to this video
The zoom in on Hank punching his hands because he doesn’t know how to talk is a good touch
1:35 Max putting in work on the Tums bottle
Great content hank!!!! Said no one ever
Eating half the bag of gold fish then saying they taste funny and immediately eating another bag is DIABOLICAL
Jesus bro calm down
Hank is one of those guys that looks athletic but then you actually see him move and realize he is not athletic at all
Max with the tums on the desk. Love that guy very relatable
Yo, Hank trying to grab whatever big cat was eating and bc moving the bag without missing a beat is a power move!!
We got one more shot....*miss* Alright we got one more....*miss* Alright just one more shot we gotta show the pple...*miss* alright we got one more shot....*miss*
I think Hank should have to risk his eyebrows on the rebet. If he doesn’t want to then he can just pay the 8k lol. The rebet could then be a fair competition of eyebrows for 8k
No effing way this happens. My faith in Hank is below zero.
I have less faith.
No chance Hankey. Where’s Tiffany? Bing Bong. (A Mountain Dew sponsorship for this tells you everything you need to know about it)
You gotta get a 9 foot rim, dunk… then keep raising it every time it gets easy. Dunking is more than jumping, there’s a mental aspect to it.
Just from the teaser footage, NO SHOT
New drinking game: sip of light beer every time Hank claps. Shots or ipa’s and you’d be dead before he starts pitching.
Hank moves like he had quick sand in his joints
There is no way max played college level baseball with that arm 😂
Probably why he was stapled to first base lol
Pretty sure he just DHd. That’s a little league arm
It’s absurd how bad Hank is at not only negotiating but just keeping an intelligent conversation going for more than like 1 minute. Just pukes all over himself everytime
This man is shooting with an apple watch on his shooting hand...that's how you know he isn't a real hooper
Max got hosed. His pitch hit the black. Painted the corner. Strike!
2:49 A more blatant lie has never been told, ZERO chance that hank went 20/21 out of 25 "a few times"...The last 10 3 point contest winners have average 77% from 3 during the contest 😂
The endless cycle of one more attempt 😂
I hope they haven’t made too much money off these videos honestly. Went from a 1 dunk attempt to a shitty 3pt contest.. very low effort.
Hanks hairline is trying to get out of this bet harder than Hank is
The delusion is fantastic
Fitting a mountain dew ad in here is peak Hankism.
Shout out Pug. Editing is 🔥
Hank, why are we throwing 2 seamers in a strike competition?
Make it a stream. 5 in a row deducts $500 until he is at $0
Did big cat have the munchies 😂
First you lost your hairline then you lost Tiffany now you’ve lost the dunk bet. Bad bad week for hankyyyyyyyyy
Big cat munching away lmaooo
Honestly though shout out Hank doing what we all knew needed to be done. Building up to it mentally and then finally taking the steps. Cleaning out your wardrobe and beginning again isn't easy. Hank has looked decently dressed for the first time in 10 years and that deserves a shout out. Hasn't a fucking chance of dunking and for sure this weak nonsense is the reason why he will never be on an episode of Surviving ever but hey. Looks good though. Can't wait for the new car.
Do you guys just play No out of Bounds? That line work is bananas
Why wouldn’t the trainer say Hank could do it he was money/work/exposure
Max was pissed he lost that pitching comp lmaoo
6:08 I laughed harder then I should have
Donnie is a real bro
I need to meet Hank in person just to try and find one redeeming quality in him.
i think he hit/ clapped his hands together in this video 220,000 times. literally i have the noise stuck in my fucking brain
Tums on Max’s desk, 100% on brand.
U lost me at 20 in a row. Sorry Hank no chance 😂
I would love to know how many nba players have hit 20 in a row during the 3pt contest. I wouldn’t be surprised if the answer is like 2-3 players all time.
@@eliyarrows2456lmao are you serious? I guarantee you at least 50% of the current players in the league, if not more, could hit 20 in a row
Hank training to dunk, and acting like it was even. Remote possibility on camera, might be the worst barstool content of all time.
Start by trying to dunk a volleyball to get the feeling, then work your way up
Exactly. Maybe a smaller basketball, too.
When he got hit with the ball I hit the like button
Summer of Hank blew this one
RIP ‘The Dunkumentary’
6:08 is a bad look
Absolutely hilarious 😂
After reviewing the tape - Hank, you need to always jump slightly fwd not straight up and down on 3s (you getting arch on the shot when you do that and if you miss its long never short) -- no one will see this but I want credit when you do and win this side of bet
Not even right way to shoot lol
Hank, last two steps have to be your fastest, guaranteed dunk, if ur actually grabbing rim…
TBF, when Big Cat said 20 I assumed 20/25.
What about an alley oop? That’s a dunk right?
The heaviest feet of all time
Big Cat is the Nancy Reagan of sucking down bags of chips.
Get fan duel to put up some odds so we can get in on this bet!!
Hank must’ve started taking adderal
Hankyy tonight you’ll be visited by three ghosts…
Hank make sure you are releasing at the top of your shot. Get your legs in it. Some of those threes looked like you were releasing late
How about just do the bet
Hank do a double or nothing bet. I could get you dunking by next year easy! I play beach volleyball and basketball and I was dunking easy. I got a workout that will get you dunking.
Hank looking like Chris sale out here
Definitely the legs of someone who’s been training
Hank clapping more then jason garret
BING BONG HANKYYY
he might actually be able to dunk if he would take off his lead shoes.
Damn hanks got money look at the size of those stripes big cat doesn’t even have that stripe thickness money
The amount of times he’s clapping is making me nervous
literally how every single bet on this show ends. nobody ever goes thru with the original bet and big cat just changes the parameters completely without anybody else’s input. the shtick is so old.
Deserved to lose 8k not because he cant dunk and wont be ablet to, but because he didnt train for the full time he had.
Also, grabbing the rim doesn't mean you're close, you should really be aiming to hit your wrist at the rim.
At least we got this video out of it haha
for every month into 2025 hank cant dunk it cost him 1,000. If he still cant dunk by the end of 2025 hank owes 12,000
Hank should have to either pay $8k or get a cat, would not wanting a cat be worth $8k to him?
Put Hank on a scale! I wanna see it say 174 😂 bros 187 to 190 easy.