IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?! | Your School Confessions React

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @404MariNotFound
    @404MariNotFound  Месяц назад +102

    Submit your school confessions here:
    marshmallow-qa.com/marivtuber

    • @deezzyy21
      @deezzyy21 Месяц назад +7

      Damn im sorry about you getting bullied at school through all grades. I was mostly homeschooled until i went to highschool so i get a piece of what your saying but not to the same extent.

    • @deezzyy21
      @deezzyy21 Месяц назад +1

      If you want some more content to watch try to watch
      funny moments:
      - warzone/rainbow 6 Goons
      -Grizzy fat moments
      -vannos
      -zephfire
      -blankboy

    • @cheemsofthemicrowave2929
      @cheemsofthemicrowave2929 Месяц назад +1

      i fell asleep in the middle of a test in the 5th grade

    • @darklusia_OT
      @darklusia_OT Месяц назад +1

      Not me can't fit my dummy 2000 - 3000 letters essay into the 1000 letter marshmallow box 😂

    • @Sevness
      @Sevness Месяц назад +2

      I once, while sitting on a toilet in High School, playing with a lighter, lit some toilet paper on fire, that was still on the roll, and that stuff burned so fast. I am sitting there, with pants down, taking a poop, in a near abandoned part of the school, and I gave in to those intrusive thoughts, and lit the toilet paper on fire. I have never told anyone this story, it was one of the dumbest things my ADHD ass has done. I did manage to put the fire out fast though, but the fact I did it WHILE pants down on the toilet, was not very smart.

  • @maxargon_
    @maxargon_ Месяц назад +146

    "There cant be that many horrible confessions right?"
    Famous last words of Mari 😭💀

    • @Duomaxxx
      @Duomaxxx 20 дней назад +4

      @@maxargon_ godly pfp

    • @maxargon_
      @maxargon_ 20 дней назад +4

      @Duomaxxx thanks you too

  • @jeevieseverino3949
    @jeevieseverino3949 Месяц назад +332

    Mari discreetly describes her childhood self: long hair, pale white, wears black which makes butt look good, likes anime
    She a crush fr

    • @GarbageGuyAtGames
      @GarbageGuyAtGames Месяц назад +17

      You are talking about her when she was a kid??

    • @jeevieseverino3949
      @jeevieseverino3949 Месяц назад +34

      @GarbageGuyAtGames of course im talking about when she was a school girl...while I was a kid.

    • @____Carnage____
      @____Carnage____ Месяц назад +10

      Honestly that describes a good chunk of the girls that were in my High School
      Only difference is that we had to wear school uniforms

    • @livelaughbread
      @livelaughbread Месяц назад +1

      "childhood self" "butt look good"?

    • @Oda._.NobunagaV
      @Oda._.NobunagaV Месяц назад

      ​@livelaughbread dont read too much into it, the butt looks good thing is mari's own words

  • @Sworswmsdmkx
    @Sworswmsdmkx Месяц назад +243

    I'm glad that 99% of my school experience was absolutely normal..

    • @alessandrovillaruel4600
      @alessandrovillaruel4600 Месяц назад +27

      What’s the 1% of your school? Did something insane happened?

    • @MashupChilly
      @MashupChilly Месяц назад +14

      The only crazy thing that happened in my school was a fistfight but I think that just a standard school experience

    • @crewmate8764
      @crewmate8764 Месяц назад +4

      There was whole ass gang war at lunch. We are like 3 months into school and there has been 2 fist fights and a jumping (with weapons)

    • @derp24lordz
      @derp24lordz Месяц назад

      Same, only a few crazy things happened at my schools, like the ceiling collapsed in high school due to excessive rain, so they cut power to the entire school and sent us all home. In middle school someone lit a trach can on fire, otherwise it was all completely normal

    • @crewmate8764
      @crewmate8764 Месяц назад

      @@derp24lordz yeah same here, in 8th grade a group of boys snuck a lighter into school and burnt the boys change room like lighting the trash can and the lockers on fire

  • @MonkeyGng
    @MonkeyGng Месяц назад +132

    15:42 dawg this is a diary of a wimpy kid movie… that ginger kid is FREGLEY bros ENTIRE CHARACTER IS BEING THE MENTALLY INSANE KID

    • @RookieCommentor
      @RookieCommentor Месяц назад +20

      No lies told, bro is an absolute WEIRDO 😂😂

    • @D1N0_B01
      @D1N0_B01 Месяц назад +13

      "wanna see my secret freckle 😁"

    • @Thepersonontheweb
      @Thepersonontheweb Месяц назад

      *turns around* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT

  • @ToonyImpGold
    @ToonyImpGold Месяц назад +531

    Huh... so that's how werewolves/dogmen are made. 😂

    • @404MariNotFound
      @404MariNotFound  Месяц назад +208

      NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

    • @666aron
      @666aron Месяц назад +60

      @@404MariNotFound and they usually say one thing: Ed…. ward.

    • @stuartcluff5841
      @stuartcluff5841 Месяц назад +48

      @@404MariNotFound She probably did it with her cousin and blamed the dog so he wouldn't get in trouble.

    • @tsuaririndoku
      @tsuaririndoku Месяц назад +17

      Don’t tell Furries about this.

    • @Vantainium
      @Vantainium Месяц назад +8

      😑

  • @WolfyMystic
    @WolfyMystic Месяц назад +258

    "I was that weird girl who watched anime an played video games an loved mmo'"
    .....
    Where were you when I was in school a few a years agoooo, lol

    • @crissis3263
      @crissis3263 Месяц назад

      Probably ignoring you, coz you are weird

    • @muazadam983
      @muazadam983 Месяц назад +2

      Same dawg the only other friend group I had was some people in a lower year than me and we'd just play Risk during lunch breaks

    • @0sirus1989
      @0sirus1989 Месяц назад

      I was probably out of school by then or at a different school 😊

    • @GoodfellaZeta4873
      @GoodfellaZeta4873 Месяц назад

      Deadass!

    • @arthena2130
      @arthena2130 Месяц назад

      That's what we all think. In my school, she would be the most popular girl in school among boys, probably.

  • @MFB132
    @MFB132 Месяц назад +101

    This was absolutely hilarious. Also I’m sorry to hear you were bullied in school. It sucks constantly being called weird

    • @404MariNotFound
      @404MariNotFound  Месяц назад +32

      looking back on it all, i think being neurodivergent made social interactions hard for me (but i honestly never noticed it) until as an adult i realized how mean people were, but not everyone is like this now. the best part about growing up is that I honestly can pick and choose who my friends are (especially online!!)

    • @Crowbars357
      @Crowbars357 Месяц назад +6

      @@404MariNotFoundwent through the same thing myself, though looking back, and being an adult 15 years later, I can definitely say that as far as bullying went, I definitely got the lighter end of it with snarky gossip bullshit instead of, you know, getting my shit kicked in.

    • @Abyssal_chicken
      @Abyssal_chicken Месяц назад +1

      Nah, I was called the weird NPC for four years and it was normal and I had like 16 friends

    • @HenryShrefler
      @HenryShrefler День назад

      @@404MariNotFound you just described my entire childhood right down to being neurodivergent. The only difference was I was the smart one who knew things.

  • @randomswiss4807
    @randomswiss4807 Месяц назад +133

    I just love how you keep repeating yourserlf that this is not real. Trust me Mari, its just the tip of the iceberg, there are much worse out there. Although, you are very innocent, and I hope you keep being that way, somehow, but never forget this proverb: reality is ALWAYS stranger than fiction (=

    • @404MariNotFound
      @404MariNotFound  Месяц назад +44

      PASTING THAT ON MY WALLLL

    • @crissis3263
      @crissis3263 Месяц назад +25

      The biggest difference between reality and fiction is that fiction has to make sense

  • @darkgod725
    @darkgod725 Месяц назад +71

    11:27 nuh uh
    even if you're adults a teacher is in a position of power, this is why they get fired.
    the student could be forced, or feel forced to have relations, same reason why it's not allowed to have relations with your boss

  • @shiny-y2b
    @shiny-y2b Месяц назад +76

    We need more degenerocity reacts he is so funny😭

    • @404MariNotFound
      @404MariNotFound  Месяц назад +41

      i might have to now because APPARENTLY THERES MORE CONFESSIONS!!!

    • @shiny-y2b
      @shiny-y2b Месяц назад +13

      ​@@404MariNotFoundhe said these ones where "tamer" than his last one💀

    • @caithecity
      @caithecity Месяц назад +7

      @@404MariNotFound Man the first one was crazy. If you didn't believe most the stuff in this one, well you might not believe 80-90% of the first confession video.

    • @JVCS-b6z
      @JVCS-b6z Месяц назад +3

      a thing i noticed is that vtubers only watch his confenssion videos and then drop it, they gotta have a little more variety 💀

  • @LegitHarpyHunter
    @LegitHarpyHunter Месяц назад +29

    20+ years ago, when I was in high school, a new JROTC instructor was brought in and he apparently had a field day with the female students when they were being fitted for uniforms.

  • @kyze8284
    @kyze8284 Месяц назад +11

    The weird quiet kid at my school who was absolutely bullied into the ground daily never brought a weapon to school because, and I quote, "why would I rush any sort of payback by bringing a weapon to school? I know where you sleep, and nobody would be around, so I could take my time dealing as much pain as you cause me" so after that day everyone got anxious about his bullies being sick or "sick" if they didn't show up

  • @Draconaris
    @Draconaris Месяц назад +21

    I like how your model can lean in and out from the screen, makes it feel more “alive”, if that makes any sense, and the expressions are very cute. Love the vid btw.

  • @panjinaulicahayasuksespt3386
    @panjinaulicahayasuksespt3386 Месяц назад +135

    6:50 Defending an OnlyFans mom is insane work

    • @thatguy5143
      @thatguy5143 Месяц назад +22

      fr

    • @ScribbleScrabbless
      @ScribbleScrabbless Месяц назад +23

      Seriously

    • @mrchapin94
      @mrchapin94 Месяц назад +34

      They shouldn't be defended though if they have kids, they shouldn't be on only fans.

    • @RodTimed
      @RodTimed Месяц назад +11

      ​@@mrchapin94 too true

    • @Un-Required
      @Un-Required Месяц назад +22

      I would defend the kid rather than defending the mom😂

  • @SlayingSin
    @SlayingSin Месяц назад +31

    19:54 Nah, she was definitely the one who essentially "revamped" the school lunch programs across the entire country, a bunch of children got sick from the new kinds of food or were under fed.

  • @chronar0s156
    @chronar0s156 Месяц назад +10

    Personal confession; I've hijack the school's shop to create an illegal candy shop, selling merch of the town 200% the price. Did 120€ in five month and even sold some to teachers before the principal got wind of it and started to investigate the four we were at the shop, when I decided it was time to close business :')

    • @Darkslayer289
      @Darkslayer289 6 дней назад +1

      @@chronar0s156 Not a bad side hustle. You got that paper. 😁

  • @Dinoslay
    @Dinoslay Месяц назад +14

    0:24 That gator is gonna need a long recovery time. 🤣

  • @DakkaDakka12
    @DakkaDakka12 Месяц назад +14

    I think the grenade story might be real because I did something similar.
    Me and my friends were military history enthusiasts in high school and I got poor grades in the past semester so I was grounded.
    I had bought a real grenade with the explosives removed from a flea market and I was excited to show my friends but couldn’t because I was grounded.
    So i went to school wearing a camouflage military jacket (a real one, not from a clothing store) that I bought at a military surplus store because it was the only jacket I owned with big enough pockets to fit the grenade.
    Since I thought it was cool and I was excited, I showed a few people on the school bus.
    Later during the day I got escorted out of class by my principal and a police officer and they had me go to my locker and give them the grenade.
    There were like a dozen cops, and I still remember the scared cop holding my grenade with his arms extended and a scared look in his eyes.
    I never got my grenade back, but nobody in school ever bullied me again and my dad never grounded me again.

    • @DakkaDakka12
      @DakkaDakka12 Месяц назад

      Sry, I typed this before I saw the dropbox link.

  • @lehahiah81
    @lehahiah81 Месяц назад +108

    Doesn't matter how much the OF mom makes; that won't change the reputation

    • @404MariNotFound
      @404MariNotFound  Месяц назад +19

      have u seen the watermelon clip

    • @ExelArts
      @ExelArts Месяц назад +35

      ​@@404MariNotFound means nothing

    • @crissis3263
      @crissis3263 Месяц назад

      ​@@404MariNotFound pr0st_tut_8n, will always be seen as a mark of shame

    • @ghosts2169
      @ghosts2169 Месяц назад

      Yup exactly, sure make all that money but it donsnt change the criticism that you’ll get. You’re selling naked photos of your self and getting you cheeks clapped on camera for money. The clowning is deserved, and people have the right to do it.

    • @brentjones905
      @brentjones905 Месяц назад +3

      Being dismissive doesnt change the facts. ​@ExelArts

  • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
    @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Месяц назад +24

    Mari not even well adjusted adults knows how to do their taxes

  • @maple_leaf_soup
    @maple_leaf_soup Месяц назад +16

    Mari you gotta have gone to a clean ass school, this shit happens all the time lol

  • @Sleepnt117
    @Sleepnt117 Месяц назад +19

    I got bullied by a teacher in school, too. Sorry to hear you also went through that. Hope you're doing well now

    • @Ratio429
      @Ratio429 26 дней назад +2

      What happened?

    • @ethanbruwer6628
      @ethanbruwer6628 19 дней назад +2

      Middle school, math and science teachers didn't like me. Got homeschooled after that, beginning of 5th grade, highschool is pretty great so far.

  • @Arch_Twisted
    @Arch_Twisted Месяц назад +8

    4:33 I'm getting Vegeta talking to Frieza from Team For Star's series coming back to me.
    "You see, you're not dealing with the _average_ Senior anymore. I have ascended onto legend... and have become... the Legendary Super Senior!""

  • @Dualbladedscorpion7737
    @Dualbladedscorpion7737 Месяц назад +11

    The school being attacked by bees is by most is only the least crazy confession out of that video.

  • @PhillyCh3zSt3ak
    @PhillyCh3zSt3ak Месяц назад +9

    "You cannot malicious be spreading... that's illegal!"
    [Chuckles nerviously about California SB 239 passed in 2017].

  • @KaiserKai16
    @KaiserKai16 Месяц назад +14

    Relate to Mari a lot here. I also got bullied all throughout school and was the weird kid. Consequence: I make it my mission to find all the weird kids because 1) weird kids gotta stick together, 2) weird kids can make great friends, and 3) according to my weird friends, I'm weirder than all of them, and I have to brag about my weirdness to weird kids. Normal kids wouldn't get it.

  • @Matthew-zu6tm
    @Matthew-zu6tm Месяц назад +11

    What are you?" Im a Mog. Half man, half dog. Im my own best friend." Mog Spaceballs.
    RIP J. Candy.

  • @Kurb-A-Derp
    @Kurb-A-Derp Месяц назад +35

    Saying that kids that bully kids of OF girls do it because they are jealous is kind of dumb. They bully those kids because their mom is a sex worker. And any parent that knows their kid is getting bullied because they are a sex worker and don't care, those are bad parents. If you have kids don't do sex work because everyone has the Internet and your job is not private.

  • @mergeads
    @mergeads Месяц назад +61

    your wrong about the only fans jab being rooted in jealousy ,it would be more like them humiliating you and boasting about seeing your mom naked and even having pics of it that would hurt the kid confidence in school,every kid would say stuff like" damn your moms hot i jacked off to her before"you dont thin that would have a bad effect on the kids life?

    • @404MariNotFound
      @404MariNotFound  Месяц назад +28

      Hmmm i never thought of it like that, that would be pretty messed up to say e.e"

    • @mergeads
      @mergeads Месяц назад +2

      @404MariNotFound yeah it's awful to think about

    • @YuSooKey
      @YuSooKey Месяц назад

      @@404MariNotFound A kid took his l*fe from bullying over his mom doing OF a few years ago.

    • @drewwar9344
      @drewwar9344 Месяц назад +1

      True, but you also have to remember.Porn has existed for a very long time so it's not really that different

    • @mergeads
      @mergeads Месяц назад +10

      @drewwar9344 everyone knowing it's your mom is different,this issue was rare but now it could be more common as everyone can see their dirty past,and most pornstars in general don't have children cause they know it'd be rough for the kids life

  • @N-SD10X
    @N-SD10X Месяц назад +8

    My School In High School
    -Walking around
    -smoking
    -No seggs (Bc TX)
    So much fighting like 7 fights in 1 day?!
    -Rumors
    -school bathroom disgusting (Never seen them but my friends said)
    -threats
    -harassment
    -Violence

    • @gamingdiamond168
      @gamingdiamond168 Месяц назад

      lol the "walking around" sounds so out of place in all that

    • @N-SD10X
      @N-SD10X Месяц назад

      @gamingdiamond168 the security guard will ask you if you have a pass or something bc people walk around and skip class

    • @gamingdiamond168
      @gamingdiamond168 Месяц назад +1

      @@N-SD10X ohh i had that in my school too, one time tho i forgot i had class and went right out the gate but the guard forgot to check for some reason ;-; weird coincidence lol

  • @illusiveelk2558
    @illusiveelk2558 4 дня назад

    When I was in like 8th grade, I was hanging out with one of my friend group at the time and I made a joke about selling coke (not the soda). One of the dudes gets all mad and accuses me of calling him a crackhead and tells me to leave the friend group for a few days. I respected his wishes and stayed out for a bit, but when I came back, he was still hung up on the whole crackhead thing and told me I was no longer welcome in the friend group. Fast forward to senior year of hs, I'm talking with my teachers in the sped room and brought up the crackhead thing. His gf, who was sitting in the room with us, starts laughing her ahh off. I asked her what was so funny and she told me that he STILL TALKED ABOUT IT 5 years later! It's enough to make you wonder...

  • @RandomYTposter-x7x
    @RandomYTposter-x7x 25 дней назад +1

    Mari, is people talk behind your back or if people continue to bully u then dont let it get to your head and if u keep on pushing forward and not letting people like that pull u back then u will become a better version of yourself in every way and i believe that u can become a better version and i believe that u can reach 100k subs😊
    I also love ur vids

  • @Nickl_0215
    @Nickl_0215 3 дня назад

    Found your channel recently because of all the vtubers reacting to stuff like the goons, I love your personality and hope you continue to make more videos.
    Reaction recommendation: you should check some internet historian videos, the art heist and the gaming ones about fallout 76 and no man's sky are great, maybe have to do multiple part cuz they are pretty lengthy videos

  • @heeyyypeople
    @heeyyypeople 23 дня назад +3

    22:05 nah, when you're in a group chat with your closest peeps, you say shit that to anyone else would look like a felony or hella sus. Group chat leak is 13th reason level of dangerous. Some people wont be able to get a job after 😂

  • @calebcundiff1057
    @calebcundiff1057 Месяц назад +128

    Bruh, kids making fun of OnlyFans mom are not incels. Lmao

    • @bluiciousalt7804
      @bluiciousalt7804 Месяц назад +21

      To be fair, there is a line that is being crossed when making fun of those kids.
      Its fine to make fun of someone for their weight because that’s something they can CHANGE.
      you can’t, however, change who your mother is so making fun of them is kind of not in any way meaningful
      Remember, only bully others to change them for the better.

    • @yaboyriku
      @yaboyriku Месяц назад +41

      She said insults not incels but I 100% agree with you that her defending OF moms is pathetic.

    • @OzixiThrill
      @OzixiThrill Месяц назад +44

      @@bluiciousalt7804 Kids are cruel, Jack.
      Which is to say, children don't bother with any great cause for ostracizing others.

    • @bluiciousalt7804
      @bluiciousalt7804 Месяц назад +2

      @@OzixiThrill and that's exactly the lesson to teach kids. Use their mocking for the good.

    • @crissis3263
      @crissis3263 Месяц назад

      ​@@bluiciousalt7804🤡🤡

  • @MaximeLafreniere433
    @MaximeLafreniere433 Месяц назад +3

    The schools in my town are all really close. One building has Kindergarten to second grade, another one has grades 3 to 6 and is "glued" to secondary school with even a door to pass in between the 2. All this to say when 1 thing happens in one of them, pretty much all of them are on high alert with how close they are. All have very few students too, so rumors and information spread REALLY fast to everyone.
    I'm in 6th Grade, spring 2015. Everyone in the school is quickly evacuated to the town's church's basement (literally a parking lot away). They don't tell us anything and just make us walk there. (I only know where my part was moved to, no idea where the grades under 3 were moved (if they were) or the grades above 6).
    HOURS go by with all of us just waiting with a few teachers in the basement with absolutely nothing to do. We were all in class so no one had their games or phones and we just wait, lunch time was part of that time, so we were also hungry. We still know nothing about what is happening, so rumors began and you can bet they were crazy. I don't know how but information spreads among us that a student brought a gun to the secondary school, turns out that it's exactly why we were there.
    Eventually they make us all get back in the school like nothing happened. Turns out the student that brought the gun, yeah, he essentially brought an airsoft gun. i.e. something almost inoffensive. But it looked so much like an actual gun.
    That evening, my school was in the news... for 10s. I sorta wish that was a joke but no. They just said someone brought an airsoft gun to the school with a 2s video of the students getting back in and passed to something else. My town is really poorly known, a lot of people in the neighboring town don't know we exist.
    The following year they implemented the White Code, essentially what to do if someone armed enters the school, we did a practice for that every year just like a fire alarm since then, and they still do it. So at least the schools learned from it and got prepared for the future possibilities.
    Oh and bonus story: when I was in 4th Grade, my mother came to pick me up. My sister was on her shoulder next to the fire alarm, take a guess at to what happened. I was already outside at that moment so I couldn't even hear it, but I saw everyone exiting too and I thought it was weird. My friends and I still joked about it more than 7 years later.

  • @wrongix6544
    @wrongix6544 Месяц назад +7

    Bruh even if its normal kids will bully somone if they found their mom had an OF. A mom having an OF is not repsectable.

  • @Forgotten_Ryu
    @Forgotten_Ryu Месяц назад +2

    gang your voice is so pretty 😭

  • @rudybarber7745
    @rudybarber7745 Месяц назад +1

    Yo Mari love the content, be yourself, you’re happier than the kids that bullied you, keep up the good work.

  • @dreamisover9813
    @dreamisover9813 Месяц назад

    The Degenerocity videos are so funny and especially the other confession one I watched are a banger. Haven't seen this one yet!
    Awesome model btw!

  • @ZmeiTheDarkdragon
    @ZmeiTheDarkdragon Месяц назад +5

    24:45 it’s not biologically possible humans aren’t close enough to dogs evolutionarily

  • @montyturner6511
    @montyturner6511 Месяц назад +1

    Mari was not ready for these confessions.😅
    Great video.

  • @DracoJ
    @DracoJ Месяц назад +3

    I'd like to contribute to this madness. Here's a collection of 10 topics, events, or otherwise that transpired around me. I haven't been in college long enough for weird things to happen so most of these are from middle and high school. Mostly middle since I was in Florida.
    These are all true stories and are exactly why I dont doubt most of the video's stories are also true.
    1. The Nightmare Jug: in middle school i had brought a large bottle of juice to a class event. Afterward I forgot said jug for about a week in my locker. Me and a few friends in our infinite stupidity decided to start adding random shit to the bottle.
    Charchoal, pen ink, highlighters, hand sanitizer, yeast, lemon juice, glue, a few other things we had gathered over the next week. That i then promptly left in my locker over spring break.
    The result was a gelatinous purple, black, and white rubberry and oily mass that smelled like sharpies, gasoline, rot, and alcohol.
    It was so pungent and even appeard to move on its own, so people basically turned the thing into an urban legend. Some people including myself started making art of creatures that would come from it and others wrote or talked about it.
    But yeah, me and some friends made a blob monster story and it started with spoiled grape juice.
    2. Weird things in bathrooms!
    The same middle school had loads of things in its bathrooms.
    - A few stalls in different boys bathrooms had their doors ripped off the hinges by students. Whether screwing around, fighting, or breaking into stalls it happened at least 4 times in my 3 years there. Not to me, but during my time there.
    - Poocasso. There was some Vile f>cker that would paint portraits on the walls of the bathroom in fecal material. Even the staff referred to him as Poocasso.
    - That's not meant to be there! My weirdest encounter was going to the bathroom in a lesser used hallway. One toilet was broken, and the other two were clogged so the handicap stall it was... if only there wasnt AN ENTIRE CAR BATTERY inside of it. How someone even got it there is a mystery.
    - Drugs. There were needles, cigarette butts, vapes, mini alcohol bottles, lean kits (empty sprites, nyquil, and jolly rancher wrappers), and on three occasions police were called. One for some kids smoking weed, two for some selling. This was again middle school. 6th-8th grade. 11-14 or 15 years old.
    - the Stalegmites and stalagtites. On the ceiling of basically every bathroom were these long cones of toilet paper people would soak in water and through up there. Eventually making the ceiling tiles look like small caves.
    3. Loli-bucks. I don't know how it started but hundreds possibly thousands of little peices of monopoly with a various anime lolis replacing the presidents circulated the middle school like trading cards.
    4. Cafeteria choir. In a total of 4 instances groups of students randomly started singing "all star" and other songs. On the 5th and final time this happened a decent majority of the cafeteria got involved.
    5. The Shmentai dealers: a group had formed that collected the names of, reviewed, and recommended different "offbrand" to fellow 7th and 8th graders. I didnt know what it was and was changed forever by Itadaki Seikei.
    6. This is straight of a musical. Someone was playing music on a bluetooth speaker and a group of about 30 students danced down the hallway in sync. More people gradually joined them. That was a fun 12 minute excursion.
    7. Iguana sled. I went to middle school in florida. I was in the gifted program and wanted to do a presentation on native and invasive wildlife. So i caught invasive toads, snails, brown anoles, and planned to catch an iguana. I made a large cardboard sled with a cage specifically for said iguana. The teacher said no to the iguana, so i just used the sled to carry my other stuff and dragged a few friends around the halls.
    8. Under the bleachers. We had one gym in the school and 1 set of bleachers that ran its entire length. Creating a dark cave like space. In the most far inward point we found tons of things. From expected stuff like pencils, papers, lost notebooks, and stuff. To soda cans, snacks, and... very used condoms and scattered clothing.
    9. Flashers. A group of girls well known and despised for bullying other girls would pretty frequently get themselves suspended or in some other form of trouble for lifting their shirts and flashing everyone just to make fun of how other 11-15 old girls chests hadn't developed the way theirs did. It sound like a bad anime plot line but after 2 months of it guys stopped freaking out, and after a year of it people got really sick of it. It is hilarious thinking back on it now, how many people cringed at the sight of some idiot's boobs. I think at least one of them was expelled.
    10. The track trees. The only place outside of bathrooms and the bleachers students got caught bangin. Interestingly this was consistent across every school I went to. Middle school, and all 3 high schools. For whatever reason people would get laid at the far off trees.
    That concluded the stories!
    Really hoped you enjoyed reading any of them, and even if you didn't enjoy it or didn't read em i hope you have a good day whoever reads this!
    On a scale of 1 to 10 how weird would you say these experiences are? And how would you rate your own by comparison?

    • @HenryShrefler
      @HenryShrefler День назад

      I have stories as well. If you want to you can pick from the options for me to tell you cause it would take too long to write them all. 1. The mushroom man. 2. The crime drink. 3. The hacker incident. 4. The hactavist group. 5. the last cheese. Or 6. The dino period.

  • @Enchie
    @Enchie Месяц назад +13

    28:09 Except in the state of California, they decriminalized it years ago.

    • @404MariNotFound
      @404MariNotFound  Месяц назад +4

      What???? Why?!

    • @Enchie
      @Enchie Месяц назад +11

      @404MariNotFound
      Because it was seen as homophobic. And being seen as bad is far worse than letting bad things happen.

    • @BlackWinds
      @BlackWinds Месяц назад

      @@Enchie That's insane considering California claims nearly everything causes cancer and actively stops the sale of products that are made with those things. Yet sharing needles, or in this case forcefully stabbing used needles that could have who knows what on it into people isn't a problem.

  • @BurakkuHishou
    @BurakkuHishou Месяц назад +4

    The Islamic one is highly believable, the middle east is way more Alabama than what we think Alabama is.
    As for my confession, I had a science class with a very eccentric teacher. She was no holds barred, will say it as it is, and is not afraid to go a little crazy. One day in her class we had a lesson on dry ice, one person suggested making dry ice bombs in the class and throw them outside. She was like "alright let's do it." and yeah we made about 5 of them using pop bottles and tossed them outside for them to blow up. Was pretty fun.
    Also that same teacher had a CD of "Shaggy" you know the one that sings "She's my guardian angel." but that is his cleanest song. The rest are very raunchy songs, and yeah we sometimes played that in the classroom. Mostly during study times or or just work sessions.

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 20 дней назад +1

    So far in the 11 and a half years I have been at schools (10 years in Germany, plus 1 and a half years in Sweden) nothing really crazy happened. The most notable thing I can remember off the top of my head was when our school's choir group accidentally set off the fire alarm with fake smoke when I was in 6th grade. I mean, I wasn't against reducing the amount of fake smoke, because I am really sensitive to certain smells and could barely breathe without coughing or almost throwing up when only a whiff of that fake smoke was in the air.

  • @zqs_raygun_pro7064
    @zqs_raygun_pro7064 Месяц назад +1

    Where were you back in school? Watching anime, sticking to myself, social anxiety, adhd, gotta find other people like that

  • @Rainbow_Diddles
    @Rainbow_Diddles 20 дней назад

    "You bark at him" well well well, what do we have here...💀

  • @SuperStarwarsfan101
    @SuperStarwarsfan101 15 часов назад

    22:37 reminds me of when I was a senior in high school and my school was having the senior cookout. I got in line to get a cheeseburger, and as I go to pick it up, this other guy who was a bit of a bully barged in and tried to snatch it. I got the burger in the end, but the dude was just crazy.

  • @le_brick
    @le_brick Месяц назад +2

    15:21 literally lifting his shirt, also I'm fairly sure that's the diary of a wimpy kid movie and that's Fregly I remember reading in one book he ate a frog

  • @Feverdream111
    @Feverdream111 Месяц назад +3

    I'ma be sick after the dog and half sibling confessions

  • @sallycarter1609
    @sallycarter1609 Месяц назад

    She was so innocent at the start she didn’t think anyone would do this stuff… rest in peace innocence fr fr

  • @SeaBagel228
    @SeaBagel228 Месяц назад +2

    In my high school someone stole a urinal from the bathroom, someone put a whole catfish in teachers bathroom, someone put peppa pig soviet propaganda in the bathroom walls, and someone just left a whole shit log on the bathroom sink counter
    *WHY THE FUCK WAS IT ALWAYS THE BATHROOM AND SAME ONE UPSTAIRS TOO* 😭

  • @TheFoxdaWa
    @TheFoxdaWa 19 дней назад +1

    19:39 I'm pretty sure the chocolate milk in the video is just half frozen, the fridges they put the milk in can get very cold, so sometimes some of them freeze

  • @SuperStarwarsfan101
    @SuperStarwarsfan101 14 часов назад

    DMV is both the place where you get your driver's license and the area known as D.C., Maryland, and Virginia

  • @idkWTCMCN
    @idkWTCMCN Месяц назад +4

    So mari doesnt know the typical gc activities with the boys

  • @Karma-pq9fi
    @Karma-pq9fi Месяц назад +5

    Damn Mari had the Orihime backstory

  • @VA_Nightshade
    @VA_Nightshade Месяц назад +1

    So, as to how people can "fake" injuries, you would be surprised. I've met people who would physically hurt themselves, or have friends do it for attention. This tacticworks until people learn about it, and it ruins them. Its rare, but happens. And given how OP said most people hated the pick me, its likely the principal wasn't a fan either, and was liekly wanting something to use to get rid of her.

  • @Loganisagamer2005
    @Loganisagamer2005 17 дней назад

    How is any of this possible, the most interesting thing about all my years of school experiences is that a few kids died my senior year due to I believe health complications, and COVID hit my 8th grade year as I was on a 3 day field trip to Savannah GA while having tickets to that year’s NASCAR race in Atlanta which I was going to attend with my real dad who I only knew for a couple years and my older half brother. Plus I was autistic enough to be considered a severe Asperger. Which made ADHD and depression a nightmare to get through on many occasions.

  • @fishkeeper-h6u
    @fishkeeper-h6u 21 день назад

    you can use a stick, a pen, scissors, pencil, paint brush, cinder brick, their friends head etc

  • @DakiAlter
    @DakiAlter Месяц назад +1

    32:01 - Yep, growing up getting bullied a LOT I figured out the same thing. Sometimes you didn't actually do anything, so messed up man.

  • @CyberX72_v2
    @CyberX72_v2 19 дней назад

    22:45 this saxophone part hurt me physically and spiritually as a saxophone player

  • @Lampe2020
    @Lampe2020 20 дней назад +1

    17:53 Impressive! The YT autocaptions correctly identified what you said and didn't just write complete rubbish, even though you talked so fast it could break the record of syllables spoken per second.

  • @Reapergator
    @Reapergator Месяц назад +1

    I think the kid with the grenade just didn’t think through his choice to bring the grenade with him and play around with it

  • @Ray-xg2kx
    @Ray-xg2kx Месяц назад

    Insane amount of Mari lore in this vid ngl

  • @Motionsfordayz
    @Motionsfordayz 19 дней назад +1

    15:33 if you knew what this kid from this movie did you would regret everything

  • @tenchraven
    @tenchraven 19 дней назад

    HS weirdness: My driver's ed teacher got arrested for driving drunk. And with his license already suspended. Everyone who did the class with him who didn't have a drivers license had to retake driver's ed. Also, one of the english teachers and one of the history teachers were often caught making out, they were married to each other, but we had rules about public display of affection. The girls' gym teacher and the Latin teacher were a couple, but they were married to other people, and that state of affairs existed when my mother went to the same high school (their spouses were a couple to, both marriages were cover and I"m old).

  • @gehtdichnixan9005
    @gehtdichnixan9005 Месяц назад

    Wow, that's the next level of the "the dog ate my homework" excuse ...

  • @Angelfyre.
    @Angelfyre. Месяц назад +1

    19:43 That’s a concoction of a students making. In my school days some students would take their chocolate milk & mix in all kinds of random things into it and dare people to drink them.

    • @Shadow-lq5wj
      @Shadow-lq5wj 10 дней назад

      Bro me and bros making potions

  • @davidesmacchia351
    @davidesmacchia351 Месяц назад +43

    Defending an only fans mom is crazy...

  • @samuelsouza3054
    @samuelsouza3054 Месяц назад +64

    Girl not you defending OF mom.

  • @NkGaming-1101
    @NkGaming-1101 Месяц назад +5

    I have a confession. It’s nothing crazy but I was friends with this one girl who was giving out free condoms to our classmates. She wanted people to practice safe sex
    Another confession: During my freshman year of high school my principal was suspended and we got a substitute principal. When asked the teachers and staff about the situation they didn’t know anything but when I asked my classmates everyone kept saying the same thing (It could have been just a rumor but still), he was texting students. This within itself isn’t bad because students and teachers would text each other things like “Remember the test is on this date” or “Hey, I’m having trouble understanding what you taught in class today”. So I figured out that the problem could have been *what* he was texting them. A few days later I found out that it was the girls he might have been texting. However I never found out the conclusion to this because I had changed schools at the beginning of the second semester. I had actually met and talked to the principal a few times before this crazy situation.

    • @NkGaming-1101
      @NkGaming-1101 Месяц назад +1

      Okay last confession I swear: During the last day before winter break in 2019, I arrived at school and noticed that there weren’t many people at school. I didn’t think much of it at first but then a bunch of police showed up. As it turns out a group chat got leaked and a group of students talked about bringing guns to school and having a gang war with another group of students. Thank god this never happened but it was on the news in my state and throughout that day I made mental note of the multiple exits near my classes

  • @Aeronator2
    @Aeronator2 Месяц назад +1

    The movie that is at the 23 min mark is called Disaster Movie. Its a comedy film that is basically a spoof of all the end of the world movies and full of dumb and pretty crazy jokes. Might be worth a watch with Mykora.

  • @ItsCradl3
    @ItsCradl3 Месяц назад

    3 weeks late..... Anyway Great video Mari, those confessions were wild!!!

  • @Loggiee_rl
    @Loggiee_rl Месяц назад +2

    High school zstuff❌
    Primary school stuff✅😃🔫
    Edit: btw i wrote thie comment with 1 hand

  • @Zane-It
    @Zane-It Месяц назад

    The kid in tactical gear was probably king for a day.

  • @raintheprimordial
    @raintheprimordial Месяц назад

    they say reality is stranger than fiction

  • @ItatsuMagnatsa
    @ItatsuMagnatsa Месяц назад

    When I was in school, all the way from Kindergarten till the day I Graduated I had NO Friends, I was Bullied, I a Loner, I never even had a Girlfriend, and this persisted even after Graduating.

  • @Abyssal_chicken
    @Abyssal_chicken Месяц назад

    33:15 almost every teacher had a fucking bamboo stick that they used to whip us with 😭

  • @HojeMC
    @HojeMC 29 дней назад

    The english teacher switched sides real Fast

  • @UNCLE-k6j
    @UNCLE-k6j 21 день назад

    I had the best time in 3rd grade. One time dring lunch, me and a few friends went on a wall near a hill in the assembly ground and tossed pinecones to each other. A few of us (including me) were on the wall picking up the pinecones and throwing at the ones below.
    It was all peaceful until one person threw a pineppne at another person below pretty hard. Next monent, there were a bunch of us on the wall fighting the ones on the ground by throwing pinecones to them. It was war.
    The whole process was to pick a pinecone, throw it at them, take cover and repeat.
    That was the best lunch break i had in forever.

  • @quackiduck2887
    @quackiduck2887 Месяц назад +1

    that one ginger kid with glasses is from the diary of a wimpy kid movie, and if that is the case then they ARE weird.

  • @nattraser8996
    @nattraser8996 Месяц назад

    My more frecuent nightmares are having to poop in the most disfunctional school bathrooms, they are always without door or with a small one that allows everyone to watch inside, or very dirty or completely crowded or my clothes get lost and I'm walking around naked or using only a small towel 😢

  • @decentblackkny1201
    @decentblackkny1201 Месяц назад +2

    I dont think the OF mom bullying would be out of jealousy lol

  • @Mememember-s1r
    @Mememember-s1r 21 день назад

    Nice model Mari this is the first video I’m watching of you ever

  • @Jargonecius
    @Jargonecius 25 дней назад

    Oh God help. I'm literally dying laughing. Mari saying that it's kind of messed up to call somebody an NPC who died... And then immediately calls them an NPC herself within 30 seconds. That is just so funny to me. I don't know why 😅

  • @Eee-b7l
    @Eee-b7l 10 дней назад

    Your amazing just the way you are mari it’s their fault for not seeing how amazing you are

  • @GDHyperuser
    @GDHyperuser 28 дней назад +1

    21:14
    The guy in the corner is nPesta.
    He is a geometry dash RUclipsr,
    That actual reaction, is from him beating kenos, not completing the speedrun.

  • @6th_Army
    @6th_Army Месяц назад

    Super senior can also be someone doing an extra year to get a credit needed for a university course that wasn't needed before but is now.

  • @muazadam983
    @muazadam983 Месяц назад

    I swear i read a comment of someone where their school had whole ammunition sweatshop production lines at school. this was real and yes i too asked "WTF WAS GOING ON TO CAUSE PEOPLE TO DO THAT ON THE REGULAR?!"

  • @exoticsheep979
    @exoticsheep979 Месяц назад

    I feel bad for you having to deal with all this bullying, people used to try to bully me all the time when I went to school but they couldn’t because I just didn’t give a damn

  • @jaidora
    @jaidora 22 дня назад

    Every day I feel thankful for not being a teacher. There isn’t a paycheck big enough for me to bear witness any of this.

  • @SlayingSin
    @SlayingSin Месяц назад +1

    9:02 Pffft. Nah that would just be cool. I'd be asking dude where he got such high quality gear.

  • @WillBedard
    @WillBedard 14 дней назад

    24:24 that's not even possible, also, what she did to her dog is a form of you know what word.

  • @Callie_starzz
    @Callie_starzz 19 дней назад

    I’m the can always take the blame for anything.
    Because my life is already filled with depression.

  • @legionx4046
    @legionx4046 Месяц назад +1

    More of these videos please 😂

  • @IvanFisk-t4n
    @IvanFisk-t4n 26 дней назад +1

    10:00 sometimes I forget SOO much RANDOM stuff

  • @soragamma25
    @soragamma25 Месяц назад

    The part about the miscarriage with her cousin's kid, it was showing "The Disaster Movie" it not a bad spoof movie, lol. 😂

  • @DiaborMagics
    @DiaborMagics Месяц назад

    Artiscute model. Very expressive. First time here but won't be the last. Subbed.
    Some of these stories are so crazy I can't help but assume they're fake.