Christopher Hitchens jokes, wisecracks and one-liners

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  • Опубликовано: 20 фев 2016
  • A collection of Christopher Hitchens' best jokes and sharpest replies from various debates.
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  • @tbone0785
    @tbone0785 6 лет назад +261

    I wasn't old enough to care about these topics when Hitchens was in his prime. I never met him yet for some reason I really miss him. Thank you Christopher, for opening my eyes and forcing me to think critically about the world around me

    • @ogi22
      @ogi22 5 лет назад +2

      I think i heard him first in that amazing "mind jam session": The Four Horseman. I still find it my most favourite discussion of great minds :)
      Link to the full version: ruclips.net/video/n7IHU28aR2E/видео.html

    • @familyaccount6491
      @familyaccount6491 5 лет назад +5

      My exact sentiments

    • @colin-campbell
      @colin-campbell 5 лет назад +2

      Thinking critically involves a tad more than watching condensed video clips which only show one side of the argument...

    • @pedclarkemobile
      @pedclarkemobile 4 года назад +6

      @@colin-campbell enjoying the humorous (some sarcastic):quips in these videos is not critical thinking. It is amusement at the ridiculous dogma and delusion that can only thrive in the absence of critical analysis.

    • @colin-campbell
      @colin-campbell 4 года назад +3

      Ped Clarke
      I’m regularly referred to as the “second coming of Hitch”, if you’ll pardon the expression, by my friends and colleagues. I enjoy witty conversation whilst drinking Johnny Walker black label, breakfast of champions.

  • @moeman1984
    @moeman1984 2 года назад +12

    At 6.10. "Someone once accused of trying to assassinate their character. I said no, your character committed suicide a long time ago." Best line ever.

    • @kdbwiz
      @kdbwiz 7 месяцев назад +3

      6:10

  • @felixstuber8046
    @felixstuber8046 4 года назад +106

    It is said that Hitchens asked for a priest when he was in his dead bed. After 30 minutes, the priest returned as an atheist.

    • @BeachsideHank
      @BeachsideHank 3 года назад +9

      As a Johnnie Walker Black Label swilling cigarette smoking atheist at that.

    • @speedbagboxer7451
      @speedbagboxer7451 3 года назад +5

      Hahaha

    • @JonMurray
      @JonMurray Год назад +1

      Hahaha!

    • @MichalSummer-zc5ym
      @MichalSummer-zc5ym Год назад +1

      Hahaha fuk he is so funny

    • @DarthwRath
      @DarthwRath 9 месяцев назад

      And on the second deathbed day, he asked for another priest. This time it was just for a blowjob.
      They're pretty good at it i heard.

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT 6 лет назад +194

    "If I can't be erect I can still be upright" lmfao

  • @davidbunce6276
    @davidbunce6276 7 лет назад +354

    On jerry falwell: "If you gave him an enema he could be buried in a matchbox" Savage.

    • @josegiovanni9310
      @josegiovanni9310 7 лет назад +8

      David Bunce can u explain that one to me

    • @ApesAmongUs
      @ApesAmongUs 7 лет назад +75

      Enemas are for removing shit from your body. So, he's saying if you removed all the shit, there would be very little left. Just a fancy way of saying he's full of shit.

    • @josegiovanni9310
      @josegiovanni9310 7 лет назад +10

      ApesAmongUs thanks man

    • @33hegemon
      @33hegemon 6 лет назад +30

      That is arguably one of the most brutal and accurate put-downs anyone has ever conjured.

    • @CorporaMedicina
      @CorporaMedicina 6 лет назад +2

      ..someone found his carcass in his obscure office and have zero significance...

  • @TrippySuccubus
    @TrippySuccubus 2 года назад +43

    2022, and I’m still missing Hitch. I don’t think we’ll ever recover from such a loss.

  • @TheAcolossus
    @TheAcolossus 2 года назад +6

    He was so quick witted

  • @EdDueim
    @EdDueim 7 лет назад +670

    Still miss the magnificent bastard.

    • @plasticmoon222
      @plasticmoon222 5 лет назад

      GREAT MAN ???????,,,MORE LIKE A BLASPHEMOUS UNBELIEVER THAT ENTERED HELL IN 2011

    • @danijayyy1
      @danijayyy1 5 лет назад +40

      plasticmoon222 I’m sorry that you have to go through life worrying about offending a god that was invented by illiterate peasants in an attempt to explain thunder and use it as leverage to control people.
      It seems to have worked on you.

    • @PaulOReilly712
      @PaulOReilly712 5 лет назад

      Why ?

    • @danijayyy1
      @danijayyy1 5 лет назад +9

      Jazzkeyboardist1 ‘Chrissy.’ Cute.
      That may have gotten some chuckles out of a few of your friends back in third grade.

    • @rolandjohansson2714
      @rolandjohansson2714 5 лет назад +1

      I second you.

  • @jotac87278
    @jotac87278 7 лет назад +276

    Damn he was so witty and intelligent. How someone maintains all that info is beyond me. Missed now more than ever.

    • @tkenglander6226
      @tkenglander6226 5 лет назад +16

      I agree! I have no idea how he was able to remember all the quotations he brought up to illustrate his points. Fantastic memory!! Wonderful wordsmith!! True truth seeker!! Always amazing!! I miss you, Christopher.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 лет назад +7

      @@tkenglander6226 I love the fact people will still be quoting Hitch for many, many years to come. That's just so satisfying.

    • @brianhunt7243
      @brianhunt7243 4 года назад +8

      Christopher was an absolute legend who will live on forever through his wise words and unimaginably sized whit. It's rare a day goes by where I don't wonder how much better the world would be if he were still here.

    • @renupathak4442
      @renupathak4442 2 года назад +3

      How does he remember all that. He has such a phenomenal vocabulary, memory, humor, even temperament.. ..there's just none other like him. The world is poorer by his death

  • @campcrystalcake13
    @campcrystalcake13 4 года назад +23

    Ruthlessly forthright, beautifully eloquent, breathtakingly witty and relentlessly vocal, we were lucky to have him even though it was only for the shortest passage of time.

  • @AFMMarcelD
    @AFMMarcelD 6 лет назад +228

    Not ashamed to announced here that, Professor Christopher Hitchens throughout his books and debates have provided me with more consolation, Wit and knowledge than any Church, priest or religious apologist. Long live the brilliance of one History's all times greatest orators and polymaths. Hitchens eloquence and dialogues always provoke a reaction in the minds of all of Us free thinkers.

  • @InfectedByEli
    @InfectedByEli 6 лет назад +53

    0:31 I love Blair's expression here, he's obviously thinking "Shit, I've been rumbled".

  • @johnpro9046
    @johnpro9046 8 лет назад +155

    Man I'd love to hear his voice again :(

    • @closetedclaustrophobe4165
      @closetedclaustrophobe4165  8 лет назад +22

      +Rich Picasso I know what you mean. We lost one of the best debaters and orators of our time.

    • @vicioussyd6870
      @vicioussyd6870 7 лет назад +21

      replay the video again . you are welcome

    • @YManCyberDude
      @YManCyberDude 7 лет назад +13

      Just hit the replay button under the video.

    • @mathewkanter9458
      @mathewkanter9458 7 лет назад +1

      2Dollars / Franky Gaga maybe we can meet him in hell!! Lol

    • @Dazzletoad
      @Dazzletoad 7 лет назад

      Troll elsewhere.

  • @dustblog3558
    @dustblog3558 7 лет назад +40

    That quip about being obsessed with sex is incredible. Funnier, wittier, cleverer and more joyfully mischievous than any religious person could ever dream of being.

    • @benjaminodonnell258
      @benjaminodonnell258 4 года назад +2

      @Jazzkeyboardist1 No, he was bi. And most of his male lovers were had in his teens and twenties. As he said himself, once he hit his thirties, he'd lost most of his good looks and only women would have him 😉

    • @rainbowwizard1821
      @rainbowwizard1821 4 года назад +4

      @Jazzkeyboardist1 Haven't come out of the closet, have you?
      What's your obsession with Hitchens, anyway?

    • @Greenkeeper132
      @Greenkeeper132 3 года назад

      @Jazzkeyboardist1 you are being the disrespectful piece of shit, the sheer lack of self awareness is astounding.

  • @TheBox225
    @TheBox225 3 года назад +7

    Could you imagine another 6 years of Hitchen's content?

  • @majinraptor
    @majinraptor 7 лет назад +73

    This man is my hero. Intellectual powerhouse

  • @Taylorkaraoke
    @Taylorkaraoke 7 лет назад +229

    6:02 "Where does evil come from?" what a suicidal question to ask CH... it took him a nanosecond to come up with the answer :)

    • @zemc77
      @zemc77 5 лет назад +18

      I love Turek's reaction, nodding like "yep, I totally walked into that one..."

    • @slazerlombardi
      @slazerlombardi 5 лет назад +12

      You can taste Turek's regret... So tasty...

    • @corb5654
      @corb5654 5 лет назад +6

      One of the most brutal one word responses ever. Any time as good as anything by Oscar Wilde or George Bernard Shaw.

    • @heginschristianstrong7707
      @heginschristianstrong7707 5 лет назад +1

      evil comes from people and our choices

    • @alphabeta591
      @alphabeta591 5 лет назад +3

      cleo
      So, you're saying that evil, malevolent deeds can be found is only a in religious context?

  • @pinball1970
    @pinball1970 6 лет назад +142

    I listen to his voice at least once per week. Relaxing and inspiring at the same time.

    • @jacquelinebaechli7058
      @jacquelinebaechli7058 5 лет назад +5

      pinball1970 one of my greatest pleasures the audio book of "God is not Great" uninterrupted Hitch voice for 9 hours

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 лет назад +7

      @Jazzkeyboardist1 Jazzkeyboardist1, on every Hitchens video, you're trying to get people to hate him even after his life is no more. Why? Why not go watch someone you DO like instead?

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 лет назад +6

      @Jazzkeyboardist1 So watch something you do like instead. I think you have a heart full of hatred. It isn't Hitchens who put that hatred there, it's you.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 лет назад +4

      @Jazzkeyboardist1 Sir, you're no Christian. You're everything Jesus preached against.

    • @TheDodgerOf
      @TheDodgerOf 5 лет назад +4

      @Jazzkeyboardist1 i watched one of your vids, you are like 60+ years old, you should try acting like it, instead of like a 12 year old girl (you know like the ones locked in your basement)

  • @adambeasley3093
    @adambeasley3093 8 лет назад +418

    Best literary, philosophical, and religious debater I have ever heard. I measure others against him, and I can revisit his soliloquies endlessly and still gain insight and laughs from them.

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 7 лет назад +34

      During the election debates, I kept thinking how utterly BORING and idiotic the candidates sounded. I've been spoiled by Hitch!

    • @MOGGS1942
      @MOGGS1942 7 лет назад +27

      We were ALL "spoiled" by him.

    • @philmccrackin7821
      @philmccrackin7821 6 лет назад +4

      He is sorely missed

    • @Turgon92
      @Turgon92 6 лет назад +1

      actually because of hitch,i have a list of 30some books i now wanna read

    • @Turgon92
      @Turgon92 6 лет назад +1

      im sorry to hear that. hope you end up wrong,or im doomed am-i-right?
      have a pleasant day!

  • @user-ff3fn1zi7w
    @user-ff3fn1zi7w 4 месяца назад +3

    been reading Hitchens for 50 years and just as many vids as I can and there is stuff in here I have never heard, well done!

  • @lizquinn3568
    @lizquinn3568 6 лет назад +38

    I have been looking for a guy like this all my life life,intelligent ,charismatic and witty, RIP

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 лет назад

      If you mean you've been looking for a guy like Chris as a partner, it may be an idea to navigate in a more heterosexual direction.

    • @TonyEnglandUK
      @TonyEnglandUK 5 лет назад

      @Colin Cleveland That laugh you may have just heard was Oscar Wilde's, not mine.

  • @starboy1100
    @starboy1100 2 года назад +16

    I miss Hitch. One of the greatest intellectuals of our time.

  • @lunasinger2735
    @lunasinger2735 3 года назад +17

    We need this man more than ever

  • @obsidaisy7776
    @obsidaisy7776 8 лет назад +37

    Fucking hilarious.

  • @KCKatheist
    @KCKatheist 7 лет назад +41

    I miss this incredible gentleman so much that it *hurts*.

  • @10percentwierd
    @10percentwierd 6 лет назад +6

    The most eloquent and intelligent person I have ever listened to.

  • @dalekdx
    @dalekdx 3 года назад +7

    The funniest thing I heard Hitchens say was when someone asked him if he ever prayed. He answered "Once, for a hard on."

  • @flylooper
    @flylooper 2 года назад +18

    Hitch was a guy who clearly enjoyed being Christopher Hitchins. And so did I. He is sorely missed.

    • @georgiarasmussen8343
      @georgiarasmussen8343 9 месяцев назад +1

      He hated being called "Hitch". He called it a circumcision of Hitchens.

  • @ultimanecat3091
    @ultimanecat3091 4 года назад +6

    A brilliant orator and giant amongst men and women. Sorely missed x

  • @Mojo16011973
    @Mojo16011973 3 года назад +4

    I really miss him.

  • @JeseSavignon
    @JeseSavignon Год назад +3

    Damn he wad good, to destroy, insult and moke someone's beliefs in their face and in such a proper manner is truly a work of art hitchens mastered and perfected.

  • @MOGGS1942
    @MOGGS1942 7 лет назад +355

    "Are you a protestant jewish atheist or a catholic one ". Brilliant.
    Therein lies the encapsulation of the insanity that is religion.
    I do SO miss this man.

    • @OldTimer16s
      @OldTimer16s 7 лет назад +2

      I dont get the joke, could you please explain it to me?
      Thanks in advance :)

    • @paulj6662
      @paulj6662 7 лет назад +22

      In old Nor`n Ireland your life often depended on how you answered that question. The joke is that the Irish are so stupid (because of their religious upbringing) that they assume Everyone is either catholic or protestant and that is all that matters.
      It`s so close to the truth it is tragically funny.

    • @TheVeteranFiles
      @TheVeteranFiles 7 лет назад +6

      his accent was damn good too haha

    • @joelfisher2433
      @joelfisher2433 6 лет назад

      moggs
      Just because you are an atheist and speak like a Robot, flipping verbs and subjects.... doesn’t make you smart. You 12 year old atheists need to look in the mirror.

    • @falseprophet1024
      @falseprophet1024 6 лет назад +5

      Jazzkeyboardist1
      Making fun of someone because their mom commited suicide. What a classy person you are. God must be so proud of you..

  • @jag1963
    @jag1963 4 года назад +18

    If ever there was a good reason to raise someone from the dead i vote for this man. I miss him everyday.

  • @razony
    @razony 2 года назад +4

    Why I love and respect Christopher Hitchens:
    I'm an Ex-Christian, monotheist that believes in the NDE narrative. (NOT a religion) Couldn't stand being called a Christian, from the way they treated non-Chrisitians and a whole bunch of other discrepancies of This Church!
    Hitchens gives to Religion; what religion has been giving to humanity for 1,500 years. If this was a life of tit for tat kind of attitude. 50 million Christians gone missing would be messy.

  • @hcdoitsusmith8759
    @hcdoitsusmith8759 5 лет назад +25

    Hitchens and Carlin. We need them now more than ever.

  • @georgefraser7143
    @georgefraser7143 2 года назад +4

    I've read a few of his books, I do struggle with his genius at times a few times, but I persist, one must, I can listen to his debates till the coos come home, he's just, was, fantastic.

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 5 лет назад +18

    With a little research and speaking experience, anyone can destroy a theist in a debate. But, nobody could destroy a theist in a debate while being endlessly entertaining like Christopher.

  • @Vislav
    @Vislav 6 лет назад +24

    Every morning i need a dose of hitchslap. Am i addicted?

    • @kawasakiwhiptwo5821
      @kawasakiwhiptwo5821 6 лет назад +1

      Vislav I do as well Vislav. It is a daily affirmation for me. I suggest the video "the end ~ Christopher Hitchens " 3mins. and 28 secs. that inspire me every time I hear/ watch it.

    • @colin-campbell
      @colin-campbell 5 лет назад +1

      No, just a sheep.

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 4 года назад

      Vislav Maybe you are addicted - but, if anything, I'd recommend increasing the dose.👍

  • @faustus999
    @faustus999 7 лет назад +17

    I have watched his videos for many many hours and read all his books, he was a truly brilliant man.

  • @JeffreyGillespie
    @JeffreyGillespie Год назад +5

    Still the greatest. I miss him so very much. ❤

  • @berniebaatjies3382
    @berniebaatjies3382 5 лет назад +7

    Please GOD please send us another Hitch!!! :-) :-) :-).... The legend lives on! Thanks for everything you gave us, and thanks for the HitchSlaps!!

    • @kpd3308
      @kpd3308 2 года назад

      He would have loved your plea!

  • @loriw2661
    @loriw2661 7 лет назад +20

    I've watched this many times and NEVER get tired of it.
    Hitch is so missed!!

  • @patbrennan6572
    @patbrennan6572 7 лет назад +192

    if there were a god, he would not want to debate the hitch...

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 6 лет назад +7

      No god has ever chosen to debate, Hitch!

    • @joelfisher2433
      @joelfisher2433 6 лет назад

      Pat Brennan
      Even though hitch was bitch slapped by Craige?

    • @dicktrickle875
      @dicktrickle875 5 лет назад +5

      Joel, lol haaaaa, good one. of all the ones who regretted debating him it was William H Craig... not Craige

    • @xxMrBaldyxx
      @xxMrBaldyxx 5 лет назад +3

      @@joelfisher2433 WLC tried to confuse Hitchens with his meaningless (and verbose) rhetoric, but only ended up making a fool of himself.

    • @alphabeta591
      @alphabeta591 5 лет назад

      godisalie
      I love TAE. Specifically, I like to see either Matt, or Jeff Dee rant when they're miffed.

  • @RoadRunner217
    @RoadRunner217 6 лет назад +12

    " *Change* only comes form within. "... brilliant! :,D

  • @tomm5228
    @tomm5228 2 года назад +2

    Just watching lots of CH clips, he lived through my era, my ignorance, love his honesty

  • @jpracingph
    @jpracingph 7 лет назад +10

    Just about the best example of modern day genius and wit.
    I miss him.

  • @vashna3799
    @vashna3799 7 лет назад +28

    I'll say this now. If I could bring ANYONE back from the dead, it would be him.

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 6 лет назад +5

      And he'd be mad at you for proving him wrong!

    • @boogiedahomey
      @boogiedahomey 5 лет назад

      Hitch...and then Bill Hicks.

    • @rodgerq
      @rodgerq 2 года назад

      @@nocalsteve I don't think he would be mad. He'd be happy for being that bit closer to the truth.

  • @richiejohnson
    @richiejohnson 4 года назад +5

    I have an endless appetite for these Best Of videos. There's so much of him posted that he continues to teach and love and respect us. Some losses are hard to take.

  • @pbmdh
    @pbmdh 7 лет назад +34

    0:20 Probably one of the funniest things he has ever said.....

    • @sdogg
      @sdogg 7 лет назад +8

      just brilliant, and typically hitch

  • @jamesenos8049
    @jamesenos8049 7 лет назад +56

    I wish I knew him before cancer got him.

    • @carlprince2866
      @carlprince2866 4 года назад +3

      Don't We all Brother Don't we all ?

  • @stfc5138
    @stfc5138 4 года назад +3

    I wish he was here now. Truly missed.

  • @realnoahsimpson
    @realnoahsimpson 3 года назад +4

    we miss him DEEPLY

  • @headdeptofeyerolling7167
    @headdeptofeyerolling7167 7 лет назад +68

    Someone tell me why, why, oh why am I enduring this near pinnacle of idiocy we call contemporary US politics without the solace of this man's wit and cynicism?????

    • @ericholdsworth6611
      @ericholdsworth6611 5 лет назад +1

      its out there you just need to search try going libertarian

    • @hazelwalsh3269
      @hazelwalsh3269 5 лет назад +1

      Seroflorus It’s so sad... I can’t see anyone else like him at the present time.. He was a one off...I really wish we could clone him.

    • @aaronbrown8377
      @aaronbrown8377 2 года назад

      There's too much cynicism in U.S. politics already. I don't want wit and cynicism, I want sincerity and confident optimism.

    • @curmudgeon1933
      @curmudgeon1933 2 года назад +1

      @@aaronbrown8377 Sincerity and confident optimism might be mutually exclusive currently.

  • @MM-yi9zn
    @MM-yi9zn 17 дней назад

    Hitchens is the ultimate icon of intelligent free thinking. All his books & talks are beyond superb. The wit & brilliance is rare. No one can even come close. So sadly missed.

  • @chrisflores8206
    @chrisflores8206 7 лет назад +16

    That buddhist joke is god tier.

  • @mausperson5854
    @mausperson5854 3 года назад +3

    The Man... plain and simple.

  • @corb5654
    @corb5654 5 лет назад +3

    “The finest fury is the most controlled.”
    ― Christopher Hitchens, Love, Poverty, and War: Journeys and Essays

  • @jdothman8575
    @jdothman8575 6 лет назад +10

    I fucking love this guy. Discovered by too many (like myself) too late.

    • @staceykeeley4219
      @staceykeeley4219 6 лет назад +3

      Jack H same here. only just discovered him and now can't get enough.

    • @mallen1297
      @mallen1297 6 лет назад +1

      Wholeheartedly agree, became aware of him 3 years ago via RUclips. I thought this man is brilliant, did a wiki search and felt gutted that he was no longer with us. He may be gone but his legacy will always be an inspiration to open our minds and think for ourselves.

    • @mallen1297
      @mallen1297 6 лет назад

      Wholeheartedly agree, became aware of him 3 years ago via RUclips. I thought this man is brilliant, did a wiki search and felt gutted that he was no longer with us. He may be gone but his legacy will always be an inspiration to open our minds and think for ourselves.

  • @euphegenia
    @euphegenia 3 года назад +3

    5:53 it’s hard to choose but this might be my favorite part.

  • @joeasberry6014
    @joeasberry6014 5 лет назад +4

    I love how he says "that's only something a religious person would DREAM of saying" at 5:57, the inflection used is so humorous to me. Also his instant response 6 seconds later was perfect

  • @djb_15
    @djb_15 5 лет назад +8

    Now that is a line from Mr Hitchens.... "since I discovered my god given male member would give me no peace I dicided not to give it any rest" 🤣

  • @freepagan
    @freepagan 6 лет назад +37

    Hitchens was the modern day Shakespeare.

  • @janicemurphy7878
    @janicemurphy7878 5 лет назад +7

    When Carl Sagan died his critics said he would repent, but his wife said he held his convictions to the very end. WM

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy Месяц назад

      She was a big part of his children's programs, wrote most of it. I believe theirs was a good marriage.

  • @mikeyboy8127
    @mikeyboy8127 7 лет назад +85

    brilliant man, sadly missed

  • @AFMMarcelD
    @AFMMarcelD 7 лет назад +71

    Oh man! I wish Science will find a way to clone him.

    • @justinwright1745
      @justinwright1745 5 лет назад +4

      Maybe a way to resurrect him

    • @itsmybuddha.nature
      @itsmybuddha.nature 5 лет назад

      @@justinwright1745 ahahaha the irony.
      That would be a real game changer for a lot of us , including Hitchens

    • @justinwright1745
      @justinwright1745 5 лет назад

      @@itsmybuddha.nature Definitely

    • @redlightmax
      @redlightmax 4 года назад +2

      Riccardo Verdecia Sr If you wish to clone him, strive to be like him.

    • @richiejohnson
      @richiejohnson 4 года назад

      Hmmm Don't we have the technology to clone him now? Anybody?
      Imagine raising CH's clone! Teaching him and watching the wisdom develop. Like reincarnation, literally. Our own Dali Lama

  • @charlesbloomfield222
    @charlesbloomfield222 5 лет назад +6

    Excellent clip to end with. Well played.

  • @keynatyler4767
    @keynatyler4767 6 лет назад +11

    The only man I have ever thought of as my hero

  • @ZLLi661
    @ZLLi661 5 лет назад +6

    Imagine if this incredible man was alive today. He would be the beacon of light to make sense of the current global political insanity.

  • @johnnyc4717
    @johnnyc4717 6 лет назад +36

    That Amish girl one... this guy...LMAO

    • @33hegemon
      @33hegemon 6 лет назад +3

      Johnny Cancer I think that joke went over some people's heads!

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 6 лет назад +10

      That's what I was thinking..."Too Mennonite."

    • @ghates
      @ghates 6 лет назад +6

      I've been telling this joke the first time I heard Hitch tell it some years back ..some don't get it.. but the ones that do, they bust up laughing

    • @mikegrigg11
      @mikegrigg11 5 лет назад +2

      @@ghates Had to look it up, but then I bust out laughing !!

  • @marcdecock7946
    @marcdecock7946 3 года назад +4

    My all time favourite was not even in this list: if you would give him an ennema, you could burry him in a matchbox... about an apo-preacher

  • @spaced1851
    @spaced1851 4 года назад +2

    Miss you. Thanks for been such a rational human being that pointed the true way more than religion ever could or ever will.

  • @swskating3865
    @swskating3865 4 года назад +3

    To all the people who saw him, spoke to him or were hitchslapped by him should consider themselves honoured

  • @weareallonehumanre3920
    @weareallonehumanre3920 2 года назад +2

    After he says, 'I've got to mention Kafka after all', he finishes with, 'They make you do it'. Shame we missed that part.

  • @mok0s1
    @mok0s1 5 лет назад +21

    Why is this guy still not around to mop the floor with Peterson?

    • @Cryptosifu
      @Cryptosifu 5 лет назад

      this is what smoking does. So sad...I love this man

    • @scottkraft1062
      @scottkraft1062 3 года назад +1

      Peterson talks about the philosophy behind religion nowhere in any of his books does say religion the answer or that God is real.

    • @benjaminfrankart4872
      @benjaminfrankart4872 3 года назад

      @@scottkraft1062 He does debate in favor of theism tho.

    • @alikanaydemirci8774
      @alikanaydemirci8774 3 года назад

      Because he couldn't

  • @mkshannon3
    @mkshannon3 4 года назад +5

    Legend ❤

  • @elrondhubbard7059
    @elrondhubbard7059 3 года назад +5

    Hitchens seems almost superhuman to me

  • @hansvetter8653
    @hansvetter8653 4 года назад

    Oh Captain - My Captain ... Dear Hitch ... we miss you soo much ! ... you opened my heart and sharpened my mind !
    ...

  • @ayb100
    @ayb100 5 лет назад +2

    I miss him so much

  • @musicauthority7828
    @musicauthority7828 Год назад +2

    Christopher Hitchens was really amazing, for all the serious debating and lectures he would do, and knowing of his impending doom. he could still have such a great sense of humor he is very much missed.
    it was once said about Christopher Hitchens. "if you have the opportunity to debate him don't". he completely destroyed his antalocators.

  • @stevenhunter3345
    @stevenhunter3345 4 года назад +2

    My god, Hitch was such a pleasure to watch. His wit and humanity are still missed.

  • @miquelr2353
    @miquelr2353 25 дней назад

    The best wordsmith I know. So elegant yet savage

  • @gazatkinson5288
    @gazatkinson5288 5 лет назад +7

    I love this man! Admittedly too late but I feel his views will stand the test of time fearless in the pursuit of truth r.i.p hitch you're sorely missed. I'd love to hear what you'd have thought about today's affairs

  • @SuperPsychomonster
    @SuperPsychomonster 3 года назад +2

    Its too bad mainstream media didnt show him while he was alive. Deserved the airtime

  • @andrewcorbett5729
    @andrewcorbett5729 5 лет назад +2

    The greatest orator and big brain

  • @conkirk9362
    @conkirk9362 7 лет назад

    Wonderful collection

  • @surfbear30
    @surfbear30 4 года назад +3

    Time has proved him wise

  • @SierraSierraFoxtrot
    @SierraSierraFoxtrot 7 лет назад

    Excellent selection.

  • @voicevoice2053
    @voicevoice2053 3 года назад +3

    He was a wise man. The good always die young

  • @tonybailey951
    @tonybailey951 5 лет назад +1

    the man did what he felt he had to tell the day he died a true hero

    • @tonybailey951
      @tonybailey951 5 лет назад

      @Jazzkeyboardist1 that was not his war that was bush get your facts right

  • @dode5064
    @dode5064 6 лет назад +4

    Outstanding as usual from the great man

  • @carolinaschwendener7866
    @carolinaschwendener7866 7 лет назад +6

    One of the kind

  • @chocksaway100
    @chocksaway100 7 лет назад +3

    Hitch is a true Legend he lived life on his own terms.

  • @robmitchell801
    @robmitchell801 7 лет назад +2

    Great stuff! Miss him!

  • @joedoe3688
    @joedoe3688 5 лет назад +3

    we miss you!

  • @yhwyorthehwy2476
    @yhwyorthehwy2476 5 лет назад +2

    the one about the male member was brilliant

  • @deprofundis6855
    @deprofundis6855 7 лет назад +2

    Surely a 'god' amongst men!
    Christopher Hitchens consistently proved to be a wonderful Humanist, and humourist!

  • @pennilessjester211
    @pennilessjester211 7 лет назад +4

    Thumbs up and thanks for uploading this

  • @denisdennehy4549
    @denisdennehy4549 3 года назад +3

    If only he could be re-incarnated as himself, reason misses him terribly.

  • @ByWayOfDeception
    @ByWayOfDeception 6 лет назад +1

    "Something of a breech of taste.... fuck that!" I tried to sip water during that line and failed.

  • @papnlilly
    @papnlilly 5 лет назад +1

    He had such great hair!
    Miss him so very much.