TUBI's “HE PLAYED ME” IS... there are no words | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT| KennieJD

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @KennieJD
    @KennieJD  3 года назад +506

    Click here sbird.co/3FD5GJo and use my code KENNIEJD to get 30% OFF your first month at Scentbird. What’s your favorite fragrance? Comment below!

    • @nazarisreyes6037
      @nazarisreyes6037 3 года назад +7

      La Perla White Iris, it's powdery almod vanilla like

    • @quinnistired3268
      @quinnistired3268 3 года назад +4

      The Versace Eros Flame, or the Dylan Blue. Two very solid scents I love, give me all of the woodsy scents

    • @razorshark9702
      @razorshark9702 3 года назад +2

      You sold me, I’ll try it out Kennie 😁

    • @Atum_Kami
      @Atum_Kami 3 года назад +1

      Share your PSN Kennie!

    • @happymama2793
      @happymama2793 3 года назад +1

      Purely just curious
      Do you have family you talk to?
      The way you talk about your life makes it seem you're taking it on by yourself
      (I'm asking out of curiosity bc I've cut off family. It's Not a knock at you in Anyway. Just wanted to know if one of my preferred RUclipsrs is living that type of life too)

  • @johnnythewheelbarrow9395
    @johnnythewheelbarrow9395 3 года назад +6761

    Character: Blinks
    Ken: That was such a Detroit way of blinking

  • @esmemehreen4053
    @esmemehreen4053 3 года назад +3896

    not the bisexual representation we wanted but the bisexual representation we received

    • @daalimbe
      @daalimbe 2 года назад +374

      it's a depiction of bisexuality of all time, definitely one of them

    • @johnmobley9369
      @johnmobley9369 2 года назад +50

      Ain't that the norm we're forced to be use to

    • @princessbunny80085
      @princessbunny80085 2 года назад +188

      It’s is a depiction. They did do that. They showed bisexuality. They did do that.

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 2 года назад +123

      It definetly depicted bisexuality. They filmed it & showed it to others :)

    • @bhyteme
      @bhyteme Год назад +60

      it is a depiction, bisexuality was represented, and we did indeed receive it

  • @Elvoalven
    @Elvoalven 3 года назад +5575

    Acting note: Anger is one of the emotions that newer/untrained actors would go towards, but what they often end up doing is what’s called “playing a wash”, that is, playing an emotion without motive. Anger is most often the result of another emotion, you’re angry because you’re disappointed, angry because you’re sad etc. so when you try to portray that emotion without that depth, it comes across as hollow and unnatural.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 3 года назад +385

      OMG yeah That's what I felt when I was watching Emma Stone's performance in La La Land. She felt like she didn't know what she was supposed to be angry for. Always bothered me but couldn't find out why.

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 года назад +104

      Whoa….thank you.

    • @Elvoalven
      @Elvoalven 3 года назад +368

      @@ArturGlass.C Even trained actors can fall into that trap. It’s one of the easy ones, unfortunately!

    • @Elvoalven
      @Elvoalven 3 года назад +206

      That and “I’m going to move over here and sit now because otherwise I’m not interesting to look at.” To be fair, that’s a directing mistake too. But those of you who are actors, trust yourself! Take a deep breath and LISTEN to your own impulse and only move when you feel it’s right.

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 3 года назад +79

      That makes sense. Sometimes in movies the actors just.. doesn't know how to be angry? Like as if it's a new thing, when everyone had been angry at some point

  • @everickroyalmen4577
    @everickroyalmen4577 3 года назад +5332

    "This movie is crazy enough to be Nigerian" The ungodly cackle that left my mouth may have summoned a demon omf💀

    • @jaskiacashman8072
      @jaskiacashman8072 3 года назад +360

      Ain’t nothing like a good Nigerian movie boy🤣🤣🤣

    • @-miaumiau
      @-miaumiau 3 года назад +330

      @@jaskiacashman8072 literally 3-6 hours of entertainment 💀

    • @Bluehearte07
      @Bluehearte07 3 года назад +178

      I'm Nigerian and I appreciate 😂

    • @roa3432
      @roa3432 3 года назад +98

      I honestly thought this was a Nollywood movie before I heard the description 😂

    • @MsApir-vd6vl
      @MsApir-vd6vl 3 года назад +115

      The way 90s & 00s Nollywood flashed before my eyes as she said this 😂

  • @zaramikazuki8374
    @zaramikazuki8374 3 года назад +2036

    Lol, my gay ass is just going to pretend that Yasmin said yes to Nadya, they divorced their husbands, and ran off together. The end.

    • @raercklss
      @raercklss 3 года назад +88

      no fr😂

    • @imauniryne6757
      @imauniryne6757 Год назад +14

      Exactly I was like oh they not going stay together

    • @aderinasmith3867
      @aderinasmith3867 Год назад +6

      ​@@imauniryne6757 I'm glad they didn't Nadia was very emotionally damaged from what jai did to her.she didn't take time to heal from what jai did.wether about it's a man or woman.nadia would've carried that hurt into her next relationship.yasmin was going through a lot but Nadia wasn't for her.yasmin is a strong mind strong will lady.your spouse got match your energy or it will drag u down.i love Yasmin is a real one women empowerment

    • @Gay4545
      @Gay4545 Год назад +5

      ​@@aderinasmith3867 I'm not bc 1. She goes fir an arguably worse man 2. the sequall completely throws that out the window cuz she goes for a man that is not as bad but is still multiple red flags in one and actually stays with this man
      I agree that nadia would likely not be a good match for yasmine on a relationship level but like u cheating on your man for something ur not even gonna think about pursuing

  • @jaytearra89
    @jaytearra89 3 года назад +5761

    Why was the lesbian side relationship the healthiest relationship out the whole movie??💀💀 Like they was so cute and I was really rooting for them 😭😭😭💀

    • @jennymarie6907
      @jennymarie6907 3 года назад +497

      This was me! I really wanted them to work 😩😩😩

    • @chimchim_888
      @chimchim_888 3 года назад +285

      Same, like when I read the description I was okay. Then I watched the first 30 minutes, I had to make sure I was reading the right description to the right movie? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mikhailvasiliev6275
      @mikhailvasiliev6275 3 года назад +15

      Are you saying that BECAUSE they were the most healthy or just because it's LGBT?

    • @chimchim_888
      @chimchim_888 3 года назад +267

      @@mikhailvasiliev6275 honestly because it was the most healthy. She had a drunk as her husband. And her new husband was an abusive dusty. Even when she fucked the stripper, the bitch drugged her.
      So the healthiest relationship she had was with the girl (I forgot her name). They looked happy to me. They just HAPPENED to be WOMEN.

    • @elsachee
      @elsachee 3 года назад +171

      Because they were the side relationship and the writers pay less attention to that and so fuck up less?

  • @ajmalaika1287
    @ajmalaika1287 3 года назад +2959

    SO you're telling me we went through all that but she doesn't gat back with her girlfriend - the only sane relationship she had. I get she doesn't have to, needs to to heal and all but COME ON IT'S RIGHT THERE

    • @lizzyrank5405
      @lizzyrank5405 3 года назад +339

      Ikr?! She already met the family at this point.💁🏾‍♀️

    • @RectPropagation
      @RectPropagation 3 года назад +80

      My guess is she had to move away because of the hit put out on her.

    • @kenzdomyuji8387
      @kenzdomyuji8387 3 года назад +27

      @@lizzyrank5405 OMFG this joke hhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @wizzyg75
      @wizzyg75 Год назад

      Watch Part 2

  • @juliusweiss5447
    @juliusweiss5447 3 года назад +3422

    Scentbird: For when your commitment issues run so deep, you can’t even commit to a perfume.
    I love it.

  • @Novakane78
    @Novakane78 3 года назад +589

    It sounds like the title of the movie should have been "I Played Myself"

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 3 года назад +522

    Okay, so far the only redeeming quality about this “film” is that Nadia and Yazmin’s relationship is sweet and wholesome af. Not including them having sex after getting plastered. But they smiling, holding hands, painting together and shit. Nadia even decorated a hotel room with rose petals and little bitty candles.

    • @katjosephperez8772
      @katjosephperez8772 3 года назад +70

      Can I just stop watching here? I feel an impending sense that this scene is gonna go sideways, and I just want to stick with the thoughts of this happy gay couple hoping I can have that someday. I haven’t found the right woman, but men have only done me dirty, been dirty, or needed to take care of themselves. That last one was only one guy struggling with his bipolar disorder, and I fully respect him for making that call for both of our sakes.

  • @nightshadetq2453
    @nightshadetq2453 3 года назад +913

    i feel like nothing in the bad movies and a beat universe can surprise me anymore, but somehow the fact that cinematic classic "he played me" had a gay relationship was totally out of left field for me lmaoo
    edit: AND IT WAS BASED ON W H A T ??

  • @cosmicsongbird3047
    @cosmicsongbird3047 3 года назад +659

    I do feel like the story being based around Yazmin and Nadia as the main couple with Jai as the antagonist that is out for revenge on both of them would've made for a much better story. A romantic-thriller LGBTQIA+ wlw movie with two black women as the leads would be an absolute masterpiece. But I know that this and the books were based off of the Author's real-life.

  • @DarksideBallerina
    @DarksideBallerina 3 года назад +1424

    Experiencing a Nigerian movie while getting your hair braided is so unique...you can’t explain it...I fell asleep for three hours of one and picked up the storyline like I hadn’t slept at all, but I also missed SO much, it’s weird.

    • @victoriashevlin8587
      @victoriashevlin8587 3 года назад +22

      How long are those movies?!

    • @ereristark425
      @ereristark425 3 года назад +204

      @@victoriashevlin8587 it's usually not ONE movie. They have part one, 2, 3 etc. It can go on for many movies 🤣 having a Nollywood movie standalone is super rare

    • @nherty6172
      @nherty6172 3 года назад +120

      @@victoriashevlin8587 very long. Some are 6 hours no joke. Then there is also the standard 2 hour ones. But mostly the hours are very long. You need to have time to watch and follow.

    • @Sobriebaby
      @Sobriebaby 3 года назад +76

      @@victoriashevlin8587 it's usually 3 movies that are around 2 hours each so it ends up being like 6 hours for the whole story

    • @Duchesscarml
      @Duchesscarml 3 года назад +74

      Yesss. I remember once while getting my hair braided falling asleep, waking up to the movie STILL on, actually getting invested in the story this time though I had missed like 2 hrs due to my nap and sitting there for another hour after she finished my hair just to see the end of the movie. 😆

  • @CL0WNP4RTY
    @CL0WNP4RTY 3 года назад +769

    This movie is basically the equivalent of: "Two wives with shitty husbands form an arguably more healthy relationship with one another- but since it's a lesbian relationship, it's 'illegal' and thus can't be a proper marriage- so they force the 1st woman to marry the 2nd womans abusive, cheating husband who JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL instead. The end."

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 года назад +19

      Our cultural: an abusive hetero relationship is always held above a healthy gay one

    • @CL0WNP4RTY
      @CL0WNP4RTY 2 года назад +33

      @@Tareltonlives Honestly, that's how it feels. It's extremely sad, really...

  • @mercy8406
    @mercy8406 3 года назад +297

    I feel like two people cowrote this, one who wrote the beginning, another who wrote the end, and they just decided to meet in the middle without ever talking to one another.

    • @tevaiteacerco969
      @tevaiteacerco969 3 года назад +56

      Basically every college group project😂

    • @fauxrowsdower7610
      @fauxrowsdower7610 Год назад +3

      also what Activision Blizzard forces its writers to do

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 3 года назад +1670

    "Was she born pregnant with twins? Like a Turducken?" KENNIE MY GOD 😂😂😂

    • @Hessed3712
      @Hessed3712 3 года назад +23

      Turducken 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @eduardovillagomez3675
      @eduardovillagomez3675 3 года назад +47

      I'm glad she left it in 🤣

    • @malakcanvas
      @malakcanvas 3 года назад +10

      😂😂😂

    • @kimhaze1790
      @kimhaze1790 3 года назад +40

      That joke was better than the whole movie

    • @NikiLovesTL
      @NikiLovesTL 3 года назад +20

      Idk what that means/she meant by that ;-;

  • @faithedwards4695
    @faithedwards4695 3 года назад +1304

    When I first saw the movie poster I audibly said, " this looks like a wannabe Tyler Perry film."

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 3 года назад +50

      Wait wait, you got a point,

    • @four1629
      @four1629 3 года назад +35

      "wannabe tyler perry movie" jesus who would WANT that

    • @heatherduke5410
      @heatherduke5410 3 года назад +9

      That's what I was thinking as soon as I saw the poster, tbh. I was shocked that it wasn't. Even the way the woman was standing so your gaze immediately went to the ass made it look that way.

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 3 года назад +16

      @@heatherduke5410 how sassy the title is, the two characters in the back that scream "I'm trying way to hard to be sexy"

    • @heatherduke5410
      @heatherduke5410 3 года назад +2

      @@benjirivoh Oh, exactly. It just really screams Tyler Perry or like they got ideas from his movies.

  • @courtney2578
    @courtney2578 3 года назад +1409

    I am shocked that Kennie never said how terrible these men beards are! Especially Yasmine's ex-husband... my god it looks like that thing was drawn on by a sharpie

    • @snookie202
      @snookie202 3 года назад +48

      I was thinking the same thing 😂

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 3 года назад +73

      YESSS I was wondering why this dude's face didn't sit well with me. It's the beard 100% It makes him look like a ken doll.

    • @Monie71793
      @Monie71793 3 года назад +10

      😩🤣🤣

    • @carlaeyyy649
      @carlaeyyy649 3 года назад +15

      I was staring at him just confused

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 3 года назад +12

      my mama always hated dudes with nasty beards, ugh.

  • @Yukinoomoni
    @Yukinoomoni 3 года назад +984

    Imagine writing your life story, get told there's a movie deal, and THIS is what you get.

    • @AKilahVamp
      @AKilahVamp 3 года назад +73

      It was probably just like THIS in real life lol!!

    • @urmotha48
      @urmotha48 3 года назад +22

      I’d sue

    • @JaylaHolder
      @JaylaHolder 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂👏👏

    • @eeii8235
      @eeii8235 2 года назад +5

      Better then nothing most will take it! You have a movie deal?

    • @AKilahVamp
      @AKilahVamp 2 года назад +3

      @@eeii8235 🤣🤣

  • @Rosierose902
    @Rosierose902 3 года назад +1149

    Not Nollywood level acting 🤣🤣 Kennie is a true woman of culture lol

    • @hillaryoi8946
      @hillaryoi8946 3 года назад +74

      She needs to do Blackberry Babes for one of her Nollywood movies.

    • @Rosierose902
      @Rosierose902 3 года назад +14

      @@hillaryoi8946 Omg! If she did my year would be made!!!

    • @MsTeo91
      @MsTeo91 3 года назад +8

      @@hillaryoi8946 OMG YES 🙌🏿

    • @tshidi129
      @tshidi129 3 года назад +8

      @@hillaryoi8946 I've beeeen saying that

    • @deborahk6311
      @deborahk6311 3 года назад +8

      I would pay money to watch Kennie watching Naija films live 😂😂

  • @tristianharvey1787
    @tristianharvey1787 3 года назад +450

    yazmin and nadia’s relationship isnt reflected in the synopsis or title because it’s social commentary on how intimate relationships between women aren’t given legitimacy within society. it’s camp

    • @LadyAstarionAncunin
      @LadyAstarionAncunin 3 года назад +84

      There's definitely also something to be said about the treatment of the DSBW character too.

    • @fauxrowsdower7610
      @fauxrowsdower7610 Год назад +1

      yeah i'll integrate that into my belief system

  • @pinkyfruitasmr
    @pinkyfruitasmr 3 года назад +403

    The Nollywood level acting disclaimer in the warnings is telling me all I need to know- 💀🇳🇬

  • @Jay-bh1xm
    @Jay-bh1xm 3 года назад +370

    He Played Me is giving ghetto Lifetime. This is the kind of trash me and my mom would grab at the movie rental and watch on a Friday night.

  • @bryansl0587
    @bryansl0587 3 года назад +270

    The "I'm sober" scene makes me think of certain types of conversational videos they have you watch when teaching you a foreign language. The oddly direct angles to make you feel like you're in the scene. Some of the pauses.

    • @fiery_scream
      @fiery_scream 3 года назад +11

      Omg this is EXACTLY it. Gave me BBC "Mi vida loca" vibes lmao.

    • @kemosabi_
      @kemosabi_ 2 года назад +1

      That scene made me feel very bad for him

  • @100Stratusfiedx
    @100Stratusfiedx 3 года назад +478

    It’s so funny how Tubi can go from Django to “Turned Out” . It’s such a mixed bag of good and bad

    • @fairydoll9266
      @fairydoll9266 3 года назад +30

      I LOVE TURNED OUT! its so horrible but hilarious, its a terrible favorite

    • @AKilahVamp
      @AKilahVamp 3 года назад +17

      Turned out? Lol sounds like my next watch!

  • @vanessa_lmao8219
    @vanessa_lmao8219 3 года назад +1700

    I hate to say this but it's weird how the dark skinned woman is treated the worst out of all of the three and exists to be bitter, especially when the main character is light skin, but maybe I'm reading too much into it.

    • @formlessdivinity
      @formlessdivinity 3 года назад +466

      you’re definitely not reading too much into it. It happens too often in media to not be intentional

    • @jaytearra89
      @jaytearra89 3 года назад +401

      No I thought the same thing and I also thought it was interesting how the author herself is dark skin but was played by a light skin woman???

    • @naeshelle
      @naeshelle 3 года назад +308

      Are you dark skinned? I ask because as a dark skinned woman that’s one of the FIRST things I noticed & I came to the comments to see if anyone else picked up on it. I don’t think you’re reading too much into it; depictions of dark skinned Black women as angry/bitter/generally problematic are literally everywhere in media (if we’re present at all). Like someone else said, it’s happening far too often to just be your imagination.

    • @100Stratusfiedx
      @100Stratusfiedx 3 года назад +180

      Lmao this is a low budget movie so I didn’t really notice it, but when it comes to big Hollywood movies it’s very noticeable. When a character is experiencing serious pain they cast a dark skin woman and when the character is the love interest it’s usually a light skin woman. When it’s time for a male character to be masculine and dominant they always cast a dark skin male. In movies and sitcoms the son is usually dark and the daughter is light skin or racially ambiguous.

    • @coralrose5754
      @coralrose5754 3 года назад +20

      @@formlessdivinity What do you mean not intentionally 🤨? It very well is a result of Colorism

  • @loradreamer12
    @loradreamer12 3 года назад +662

    Tubi has an odd relationship with black movies. I remember for black history month the BEST movie in black history month section was head of state. The rest rest were movies like "My sidechick won the lotto" 🙄

    • @hakiymyoung2513
      @hakiymyoung2513 3 года назад +30

      Now I wanna check out tubi

    • @matxalenc8410
      @matxalenc8410 3 года назад +11

      Yes! I stay away from the Black movies.

    • @kikigam7113
      @kikigam7113 3 года назад +32

      It's a mix of bad and good movies I've found some really good black movies on tubi

    • @mimi45961
      @mimi45961 3 года назад +31

      Then they take away the great movies like the blaxploitation.

    • @imapisces0308
      @imapisces0308 3 года назад +6

      💀💀💀💀

  • @reiyujigo
    @reiyujigo 3 года назад +1649

    The lesbian arc definitely had me going “Wait, hold up-“ but also like “Yesh, my black lesbians🥺”. A shame they weren’t end game, but it’s okay. The rest of the movie was pretty hilarious🤣🤣🤣
    Also, sorry, I nearly laughed when she almost called her “Lumpy”💀

    • @IceQueen975
      @IceQueen975 3 года назад +69

      Bisexual. They are both married to men and into men as well.

    • @liteflightify
      @liteflightify 3 года назад +109

      @@IceQueen975 I’m pretty sure that post wasn’t trying to give them “lesbian” identities or claim that they weren’t into dudes. “Yes, black lesbians”, as in wishing they had ended up together.

    • @LadyAstarionAncunin
      @LadyAstarionAncunin 3 года назад +130

      I'm over here like, "I don't like cheating either, but I hope they end up together." Oh well.

    • @Shyknit
      @Shyknit 3 года назад +110

      2 black femmes as well, pretty rare representation

    • @reiyujigo
      @reiyujigo 3 года назад +44

      @@liteflightify Yup! Basically that. I feel I don’t see much of that represented in media, especially both of them being femme. At least from what I see. Two white femmes, maybe.

  • @booorue4876
    @booorue4876 3 года назад +115

    “I didn’t mean to upset you.”
    “THEN DONT!”
    The music in the background: “eËeRruGh 👺👹”

    • @bookshelfhoney
      @bookshelfhoney Год назад +12

      I thought there was like a tiger roar sound right then! And I was like did he make that noise or are they watching a nature documentary in the background?

  • @Dez861
    @Dez861 3 года назад +205

    Only halfway into the video, but here's my understanding of the plot so far: Two married women enter into a relationship after finding themselves disillusioned with their husbands. Things are great, by all accounts, until they inexplicably end things to remain with their husbands. One of the women enters into a second affair with a man who turns out to be her ex girlfriend/lover's husband. While, the ex girlfriend bangs her husband's parole officer ... Is this The Sims? It feels very much like The Sims.

    • @wormdoodles
      @wormdoodles 2 года назад +44

      when you go to eat dinner and accidentally leave the game unpaused lmao

  • @quinnistired3268
    @quinnistired3268 3 года назад +243

    This is based on a true story?! I have no words...

    • @alexis-marie_9920
      @alexis-marie_9920 3 года назад +57

      someone watched Investigation Discovery or SNAPPED and then wrote this book and changed the names prob..

    • @TheDawnofVanlife
      @TheDawnofVanlife 3 года назад +38

      You actually need to have very little "facts" in a story to "base" it on a true story.

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 3 года назад +14

      I'm just...to have that be the closing statement after everything else we've experienced...I just

    • @LadyAstarionAncunin
      @LadyAstarionAncunin 3 года назад +22

      Honestly, the fact that it's so convoluted definitely seemed like a true story. Once the sidechick was brought into the bedroom, I got Tiny/T.I. type of teas.

    • @TheDawnofVanlife
      @TheDawnofVanlife 3 года назад +25

      @@LadyAstarionAncunin Still, “based” on on true story could mean literally ONE thing in the story kinda actually happened and other events around it are based on vague related events kinda guessed at that might have happened.

  • @seoulamari
    @seoulamari 3 года назад +346

    my girlfriend and i watched this last night and..... safe to say we're traumatized 😭😭

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 3 года назад +30

      I haven't watched this but I am traumatized with you

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 3 года назад +44

      @@skyfalldeadpool1633 Third wheeling traumatic experiences

    • @Monie71793
      @Monie71793 3 года назад +6

      😩🤣

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 3 года назад +7

      @@cam4636 yaaas. I am here for hot garbage

  • @evanlinden4410
    @evanlinden4410 3 года назад +1033

    As a B and a T, every time Kennie says “LGBT-Qunity” I smile
    Also thanks for introducing me to movies I would not have heard of otherwise

    • @advantgardeboy2007
      @advantgardeboy2007 3 года назад +62

      I’m a G and a T, btw what are ur pronouns?

    • @evanlinden4410
      @evanlinden4410 3 года назад +64

      @@advantgardeboy2007 They/them

    • @advantgardeboy2007
      @advantgardeboy2007 3 года назад +25

      @@evanlinden4410 Ah cool!

    • @nforbes90
      @nforbes90 3 года назад +47

      Another B here! Just wanted to say hi 👋🏼

    • @evanlinden4410
      @evanlinden4410 3 года назад +52

      @@nforbes90 Join the B’s who love Kennie and trash movies

  • @EL-jq1sq
    @EL-jq1sq 3 года назад +117

    I was halfway through thinking "this isn't so wild, what's she talking about?" and then the second half hit me like a truck

    • @shaycat13
      @shaycat13 3 года назад +13

      Had me in the first have ngl. It sounded too normal 🤣

  • @iamannaleigh6421
    @iamannaleigh6421 3 года назад +115

    “ you married my ex husband ?” I couldn’t stop laughing at the way she said it 🤣🤣

  • @CeceElla
    @CeceElla 3 года назад +219

    They made this movie here in Detroit and there’s a whole sub genre of movies like this and I actually know one of the actors me and him are good friends and I saw this movie in theaters at bel air theater when it premiered and I tried to get me to buy the book which I already pay 35+ dollars for the ticket and it was $39 for the book and apparently this was based off true events. Kendall I’m so happy that you found this and I hope that you continue to find more movies like this that’s made in our state that are very very bad because I have things to say please hit me up if you want to collab

  • @EyERuNiT
    @EyERuNiT 3 года назад +382

    I love TubiTV, it has some bad but somewhat entertaining movies.

    • @shanta824
      @shanta824 3 года назад +15

      Yes, I love it and many LBGTQA Movies/TV in TubiTV ,too 😍

  • @galacticjester6668
    @galacticjester6668 2 года назад +33

    There's a lot of gay, bi, and lesbian messy cheating love triangle movies on Tubi. If you look at their lgbt section, it has to be over 80% just married spouses cheating on their partners. There's so many

  • @petty.foehead
    @petty.foehead 3 года назад +62

    mother biscuit is here everyone move

    • @abbyz13
      @abbyz13 3 года назад +2

      m’what 😭💀

  • @caithenry8429
    @caithenry8429 3 года назад +151

    God bless Kennie for putting herself through these movies to offer us such immaculate content

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 3 года назад +82

    Man, I don’t care if it’s a true story. They shoulda retconned it to have Yaz say, “Wait-“ and grab Nadia’s hand after Nadia said, “It’s okay. I didn’t expect you to ride off into the sunset with me, but I really, really wanted you to.” They could end it there or have Yaz say, “You’re right. I choose happiness. With you, Nadia.” And then played out the potential life she should have had. Plenty of potential for family drama with the bible-studying dad and conservative husband and probably having to move away before Jai kills them both for Nadia leaving him. I MEAN, SHIT-THEY WERE PAINING TOGETHER IN A HOTEL ROOM AS A DATE 🥺🤧💗

  • @blxopium
    @blxopium 3 года назад +90

    this feels like i’m gossiping with my older cousin abt some messy stories she knows 😭 i can’t

  • @BeautifulSilence
    @BeautifulSilence 3 года назад +57

    It's interesting to hear your take on using "ghetto" as an adjective! I was just reading something for my Masters course, and the author made a similar point.
    Describing something that was "of the ghetto" isn't inherently offensive, more just accurate. People who live in ghettos/marginalized areas are often barred from accessing resources or are isolated from surrounding people beyond their area. Thus, they have to resort to other means to fill those needs or develop other ways to deal the stress of living life as a marginalized, often lower class person.
    However, it becomes offensive when "things of the ghetto" are assigned to a specific group within the ghetto, primarily Black people.
    The author used the example of a haphazard plumbing fix. It's accurate to say it's a "ghetto fix" because lower socio-economic people often can't afford the repair or don't have access to affordable plumbing services.
    But the use of terms like "n*word rigged" is not only deeply offensive but ignorant as it implies only Black people are impoverished while ignoring the institutional factors that perpetuate cycles of poverty for Black people and all races.

    • @Monie71793
      @Monie71793 3 года назад +18

      “Ghettos” came from Europe anyway, so it being applied to Black people is bs. 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @striderleigh478
    @striderleigh478 3 года назад +82

    Tubi has a seemingly endless supply of weird, ultra cheap horror flicks that I think fell threw some sort of trash portal. You’re in for quite a time, can’t say it’ll be good, but it’ll be a time.

    • @LadyAstarionAncunin
      @LadyAstarionAncunin 3 года назад +10

      They have some great old grindhouse horror schlock. They have more horror movies than Netflix or any other streaming services, maybe even more than Shudder.

  • @skyealana9247
    @skyealana9247 3 года назад +89

    This movie had the whole house laughing 😂 I might have to read the book 😭😭😭 I want compensation for this… twists. I STRONGLY BELIEVE IF YOU WANT TO WRITE A BOOK AND MAKE A MOVIE YOU CAN!!!!

  • @macularius
    @macularius 3 года назад +53

    "with twins. like a turducken" happy thanksgiving guys 😭

  • @saccharineisnothoney
    @saccharineisnothoney 3 года назад +146

    Let's talk about how perfume just enhances the mood of everything. Because I recently bought like a 6 dollar perfume from Burlington coat factory just to try and it's AMAZING on me. I get so many compliments and people just loving be close by and hugging me. I got the same reaction with glossier you.
    I find warm and also neutral scents, sometimes earthy, sometimes clean perfume just work the best for me.
    But on my mom, floral spicy scents are just 💋👌
    Or my brother, I got him a cologne I thought would compliment him and he freaked out with girls saying he smells good.
    Don't underestimate how powerful a good scent can make you, strong or hinted, it helps a lot with confidence.
    Edit: some other good scents to name are Clean Rain and Amber Romance. Such lovely scents!

    • @inkchip7351
      @inkchip7351 3 года назад +4

      Drop the name sis!!! I'm so curious!!!

    • @-Desire
      @-Desire 3 года назад

      I got something like that too, it smells so sweet and lasts more than 24 hours and just makes me feel happy, mine's called "La vida es bella". I don't know how expensive it is in USD but it was reasonably priced when I bought it last year

    • @saccharineisnothoney
      @saccharineisnothoney 3 года назад +1

      @@-Desire I look it up, I love sweet and warm smells. Can you describe notes in it? Like different things it may smell like?

    • @-Desire
      @-Desire 3 года назад

      @@saccharineisnothoney I can't really describe the notes very well, I would describe as just sweet smelling but Google describes it as "fruity-floral and with a dose of musk to throw you off balance (in a good way)". Hope this helps!

    • @saccharineisnothoney
      @saccharineisnothoney 3 года назад

      @@-Desire ooh that sounds nice, I'll have to try it! Is it the lancôme one?

  • @pixiestxNyomouf
    @pixiestxNyomouf 3 года назад +81

    That phone situation is the reason I have anxiety when I call people 😅

  • @LadyAstarionAncunin
    @LadyAstarionAncunin 3 года назад +198

    I don't think that "blonde updo" being a dark-skinned woman and the character everyone dumps on is a coincidence. SMH

  • @Sxbrina706
    @Sxbrina706 8 месяцев назад +6

    "I was gonna call her Lumpy, that's rude," I CACKLED 😂😂😂😂

  • @Stauderhorse
    @Stauderhorse 3 года назад +56

    Normally I skip the ad roll part of a video but I could listen to Kennie talk about perfume/wine/meal prep/whatever company pays the bills all day

  • @michellemulenga3053
    @michellemulenga3053 3 года назад +173

    Hold up you wanna do a nollywood movie? Ma'am I am ready 😂😭 and may I offer Rihanna vs Beyonce as your movie of choice

    • @emmanuellaodia6562
      @emmanuellaodia6562 3 года назад +27

      No please no,🤣🤣
      The Nigerian in me is already in so much pain😭😭😭

    • @michellemulenga3053
      @michellemulenga3053 3 года назад +22

      @@emmanuellaodia6562 or should she watch soldier boy 😭😭some classic Jim iyke

    • @whatthehellisthis
      @whatthehellisthis 3 года назад +5

      aren’t there like 10 installments of that

    • @justcallmeteacup4711
      @justcallmeteacup4711 3 года назад +1

      Yo what 😂😂

    • @emmanuellaodia6562
      @emmanuellaodia6562 3 года назад +3

      @@michellemulenga3053 i would love to see her reaction to aki and pawpaw movies maybe a sprinkle of Mama g and Ngozi Ezownu too🤣🤣

  • @andreabatul9369
    @andreabatul9369 3 года назад +69

    “Born pregnant with twins…like a Turducken” takes the cake for my favorite line today. I snorted. 😂😂😂

  • @Cole_E
    @Cole_E 3 года назад +79

    Ngl I was rooting for Yazmin to just kill Jai and get back with Nadia. Don't know what it says that the adulterous relationship was the most healthy one but they both seemed happiest together so... Opportunity was missed there.

  • @britnicox3929
    @britnicox3929 3 года назад +52

    It’s sad to think that the blonde updo character was probably treated like shit by these people because she was a sex worker but I hope whoever that is in real life feels glad to have been left alone after all this mess

  • @CraziestDiamonds
    @CraziestDiamonds 3 года назад +74

    Okay I haven't finished the video but after watching the very first part, I have to include this PSA: do not use those services that they connect you with that supposedly set up all your other services for you. They usually do not even work, they can be very expensive if they do work, and it's just a waste of time.

    • @CraziestDiamonds
      @CraziestDiamonds 3 года назад +32

      I mention this because I did this myself, and after I called my actual internet company and told them that my power company had connected me to one of these services, they said oh yeah we are not affiliated with them they often try to do that to get your money and most of the time it doesn't even work. Only get your services directly from the company.

    • @puterjess
      @puterjess 3 года назад +9

      I assumed it would have been a discount, thanks for commenting that

  • @imani0nline
    @imani0nline 3 года назад +570

    Movies that have pronouns in the title just have a certain chaotic energy that’s just FERAL !

    • @shashibhushankumar8617
      @shashibhushankumar8617 3 года назад +29

      Yes😭

    • @hakiymyoung2513
      @hakiymyoung2513 3 года назад +28

      But its TRUE....

    • @blueberrtae2858
      @blueberrtae2858 3 года назад +111

      She's the man, she's all that & he's all thats

    • @benjirivoh
      @benjirivoh 3 года назад +38

      @@blueberrtae2858 oh god. the war flashback

    • @TehMomo_
      @TehMomo_ 2 года назад +3

      @@blueberrtae2858 she's the man is a treasure and masterpiece

  • @pixiestxNyomouf
    @pixiestxNyomouf 3 года назад +134

    Once again recommending Lifetimes Cheer For Your Life for a Bad Movies and a Beat

    • @miaya.micronis
      @miaya.micronis 3 года назад +1

      That movie was soooo dumb!!! 😂 kennie do THIS MOVIE

  • @NiaLouis
    @NiaLouis 3 года назад +62

    TUBI is so good for bad movies. My mom watches a few on the regular

  • @zaynahbojokoeva3063
    @zaynahbojokoeva3063 3 года назад +73

    The iconic *"What, are you confused? Keep up Jessica"* would have gone perfectly in this movie review 😂

  • @youfoundtorri
    @youfoundtorri 3 года назад +74

    Finding out that Kendall is a Detroiter is pleasing me and my homegirl 🥰

    • @angelajohnsonkeys4199
      @angelajohnsonkeys4199 3 года назад +12

      'Cause if it don't please you and your homegirl, where can you go?!?

  • @MystiqMiu
    @MystiqMiu 3 года назад +37

    "equalize him" has me rollin 🤣🤣

  • @valeriarossini543
    @valeriarossini543 3 года назад +24

    literally shaking and vomiting and crying and falling down the stairs and rolling on the floor clutching my stomach in agony because tubitv isn't available in europe

    • @vickst0892
      @vickst0892 3 года назад

      Girl, same and also your pfp is mood.

    • @Elerantula_
      @Elerantula_ 2 года назад

      VALERIA? ANOTHER ITALIAN?
      UGHHHH I would also love to have Tubi just to watch these gems ⭐💅🏻

    • @TehMomo_
      @TehMomo_ 2 года назад +1

      Get a VPN

  • @herbslight3596
    @herbslight3596 3 года назад +43

    “I was gonna call her lumpy” sent me😂💀😂

  • @jaylaberry7979
    @jaylaberry7979 3 года назад +37

    When Kennie said he was dressed like a souvenir shop in DTW I SCREAMED 😂😂!

  • @denymkhol
    @denymkhol 3 года назад +68

    CONGRATULATIONS ON 600K QUEEN!!! 👑💞

  • @itscjrodgers
    @itscjrodgers 3 года назад +138

    Me: I want a fragrance that will make me feel like I'm in the library of an Oxford college, handwriting an epic novel in my dorm by a dying lamp.
    Scentbird: hmmm... how about something with notes of cranberry and cinnamon?
    Me: oh that'd be nice.

    • @theowlyone
      @theowlyone 3 года назад +3

      OH THATS TGE DREAM

    • @itscjrodgers
      @itscjrodgers 3 года назад +6

      @@theowlyone Right??? Like, I just want the Vibes but sadly that's not an option on the quiz. Why can't I give them a Vibe and then they give me a perfume?

    • @theowlyone
      @theowlyone 3 года назад +6

      @@itscjrodgers yes!! I think a really good idea for a scent company might be to have them named after different vibes (like dark academia or floral picnic or something) because I do not know what One or Million or Scandale is meant to smell like lmao

    • @theowlyone
      @theowlyone 3 года назад +13

      @@itscjrodgers (also as someone at Oxford I regret to inform you that my college library smells more like tears and essay crisis stress than cinnamon and cranberry but a girl can dream)

    • @itscjrodgers
      @itscjrodgers 3 года назад +3

      @@theowlyone Dang it! Well, a girl can dream. Good luck on your degree! Let us know when you graduate!

  • @para994
    @para994 3 года назад +12

    Maybe I'm sensitive.... but when Up-do got hit in the face with that money I had a thought. As soon as dude leave, go get the power tools, and loosen every screw in the house. Doorknob, bed frame, kitchen cabinet handles, bar stool chairs. Everything. Its not broken. Not damage. There is no destruction of property. Cause he had a screw loose to do that and leave her in his house unsupervised.
    I promise I've never done this before lol it's just a thought

  • @InvisibleRen
    @InvisibleRen 3 года назад +140

    I watched the full trailer for that movie with Owen Wilson and J.Lo and it looks… gloriously atrocious. Looking forward to its possible review next year?

    • @montygo1291
      @montygo1291 3 года назад +18

      OH MY GOSH YES! The plot sound WattPad levels of bad!

    • @imjustdandy9799
      @imjustdandy9799 3 года назад +20

      It gets crazier: it’s apparently based on a webcomic

    • @josukeshair8891
      @josukeshair8891 3 года назад +1

      @@imjustdandy9799 🤯🤯🤯

    • @Monie71793
      @Monie71793 3 года назад +1

      @@imjustdandy9799 🤔🤣

    • @InvisibleRen
      @InvisibleRen 3 года назад +9

      @@imjustdandy9799 I love Webcomics but some just don’t translate into live action. 😬

  • @14omoon
    @14omoon 3 года назад +14

    BET After Dark 2013-2016 vibes ✨👌🏾

  • @andreil-g4t
    @andreil-g4t 3 года назад +36

    Kennie is litreally my comfort RUclipsr

  • @rx500android
    @rx500android 3 года назад +54

    Why did I think that was Cardi-B on the movie poster,, like they don't even look alike but I would 100% believe it if it was the case. Like I can totally see it for some reason.

    • @bluebutterfly5062
      @bluebutterfly5062 3 года назад +4

      I said the same thing 😂 i got half way through the video thinking "does Kennie not notice? Why isn't she saying anything?"

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 3 года назад +1

      @@bluebutterfly5062 glad to see I'm not the only one 😭 I feel less stupid now

    • @thicc_mama
      @thicc_mama 3 года назад

      I did think so too, guys

  • @RoundSeal
    @RoundSeal 3 года назад +39

    There's just so much going on in this one that I can't believe it's a movie and not a three-season show...wow.

  • @Temnotfo
    @Temnotfo 2 года назад +5

    "She growing a twin😩😭😭... lumpy" ma'am!
    Also that look!! Beautiful!❤

  • @idontcarerocks
    @idontcarerocks 3 года назад +42

    Would love to shoutout WOLVES, a 2014 masterpiece that has Jason Momoa as a werewolf as God intended.

    • @LeOhio817
      @LeOhio817 3 года назад +1

      Totally agree!

  • @mfuentes4961
    @mfuentes4961 3 года назад +70

    If you’re looking for a bad movie for next week’s video, I highly recommend that you watch ‘Idle Hands’! It’s about a teenage stoner who gets his hand possessed by a demon and hilarity ensues. It’s such a 90’s fever dream and Vivica Fox also stars in it!

    • @cakedUraniumMuffin
      @cakedUraniumMuffin 3 года назад +7

      All I remember of that movie is Seth Green and Devon Sawa with Jessica Alba or Rachel Leigh Cook as the love interest.
      Movies from 1997-2010 were troupe-filled bad movie delights!!!

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 3 года назад +3

      @@cakedUraniumMuffin it was Jessica Alba! I have a soft spot for that film and definitely had to rewatch the trailer and come back to this video after finding this comment. Definitely going to watch it tonight!

    • @cheriremily9360
      @cheriremily9360 3 года назад +2

      She's done that one, I think.

  • @Sbunch363
    @Sbunch363 3 года назад +56

    I know a movie is confusing when Ken is walking us through it as step by step as possible and I still cant figure out what the heck is happening and what the story is suppose to be. XD

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 2 года назад +10

    Ooh, but I do love having Kennie say LGBTQunity while I’m completely out as bi/pansexual. Ooooh, it felt so nice this time. It doesn’t matter that my dad forgot, my mom exploded at me, and I can’t trust my brother for another decade at least for other shit. It’s been several months and tons of weekly trauma therapy appts since then. A glass of wine helped untwist the nerves in my gut, and I felt so genuinely happy at hearing “LGBTQunity.” It was real fuckin’ nice. It felt like a big, warm hug with Kennie and both the fan and gay communities 🥰🤗

  • @pongldn5526
    @pongldn5526 3 года назад +46

    the nollywood disclaimer caught me off guard 😂

  • @Jaz67443
    @Jaz67443 3 года назад +32

    I am cackling, she really said "I dont condone cheating but they seem happy" lmaooo

  • @burntbread12
    @burntbread12 2 года назад +18

    as a bisexual, im not sure if we wanna claim this as representation or not 💀💀

  • @karenpaulson3774
    @karenpaulson3774 2 года назад +11

    I feel like most this stuff really did happen and that is why it is so chaotic bc real life is far more complex than a movie. Like they were trynna put everything this women experienced in the movie but it didnt come together right bc the writer didnt know what to edit out or what to dramatize

  • @lichbunny3733
    @lichbunny3733 3 года назад +21

    If you're ever itchin' for a "So Bad It's Good" movie, I'd suggest either *Sick Nurses* or, *EXTE: Hair Extensions*.
    *Sick Nurses* is a Thai horror movie that's such a beautiful clusterf^^k full of catty nurses, lies, drama, demons, and a plot that's reminiscent of any soap opera that's gone fully off the rails in only the best of ways. *EXTE* is a Japanese horror film about literal haunted hair extensions, and /man/ does it have it all; bad CGI, over-the-top acting, insane yet iconic death scenes, creepy man with a hair fetish (and he sings!), some nostalgic campy-ness...so much to experience. Both are just two of the many little hidden gems from the early-2000's, truly remnants of an era of "Goofy But Gold" cinema.
    And as a bonus, they both have a sub and a dub, and the dub versions are just...~chef's kiss~

  • @ButterflyScarlet
    @ButterflyScarlet 3 года назад +25

    Me seeing the disclaimer for Nollywood level acting and getting flashbacks to watching IrokoTV with my mom: ohhhhhhhhh

  • @bryansl0587
    @bryansl0587 3 года назад +41

    The unintelligible line was "good sh!t on that hookah lounge". But that's kind of the same as "you good". It can imply different feelings depending on tone and context. This was either an insincere or backhanded compliment...or outright sarcasm.

  • @kiingsomniia
    @kiingsomniia 3 года назад +35

    eventually, one of these gay side relationships are gonna play out and the two are gonna go run away and be happy and not stay in the relationship that's making them miserable for no real discernable reason.. one day 😔

  • @Nellie_95
    @Nellie_95 3 года назад +25

    I haven’t even started this but it’s giving me The Trap vibes. Which is actually a great story but it’s such a hood movie. TI acting weed and chicken

  • @ashesandstarz
    @ashesandstarz 3 года назад +28

    When Kennie said this was based on a TRUE STORY my mouth dropped 🤯 whew the ghetto 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @abbyz13
    @abbyz13 3 года назад +42

    I grew up near detroit…it’s weird knowing the city as just a city and then seeing it hyperbolized in media. People really take one thing and will associate a whole place with it. Yes there’s problems like anywhere but the music & art scene goes underappreciated bc of those associations being exclusively shown

  • @lr2683
    @lr2683 3 года назад +22

    yeah kennie that laugh you were describing where you couldn't breathe and all the bodily fluids were heading out, thats what 29:30 made me go through

  • @nikitruitt9512
    @nikitruitt9512 3 года назад +9

    "I was short circuiting. I felt like I was doing quantum physics." 🤣🤣
    I love this girl so fucking much. She gets me busting up laughing every week, and hits the nail on the head every.single.time when it comes to the misogynistic/problematic issues riddled in our bad (and good) movies. Keep it up, girl! ❤

  • @LadyAstarionAncunin
    @LadyAstarionAncunin 3 года назад +18

    Tubi TV is a treasure chest of random black movies, "hood films" in particular. I like blaxploitation, and hood films are kind of like a modern version of that except often (usually?) actually directed by black folks, so they're gonna get the nuance and authenticity that blaxploitation lacks. For good and for ill!
    ETA: I'm gonna watch this movie now!

  • @tinam2892
    @tinam2892 3 года назад +15

    I watch bad thriller movies for fun, so I have a whole list for you, Kennie:
    The Intruder
    Deviant Love
    Pretty Little Stalker
    Survive The Night
    Aftermath
    Deadly Switch
    Intrusion
    Shattered Memories

    • @caithenry8429
      @caithenry8429 3 года назад +1

      Not deviant love 😭😭😭

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 3 года назад +1

      She needs to watch The Intruder for the culture lol

  • @mercy8406
    @mercy8406 3 года назад +26

    I think I’m still a bit traumatized from the 11 hours of Nollywood movies I had to watch everytime I got my hair done. Every time I try to give them another chance, I regret it so much.

  • @dgtor_official
    @dgtor_official 3 года назад +140

    On that Nollywood note, the quality gap between Nigeria’s movies and their music/music videos needs to be studied 🤣

    • @themostbeautifulgurlintheworld
      @themostbeautifulgurlintheworld 3 года назад +8

      truly!!

    • @LadyAstarionAncunin
      @LadyAstarionAncunin 3 года назад +31

      I don't even mind the acting so much. It's the hard-looking wigs/weave for me. You can be a bad actor, but if your hair is laid and the story is entertaining, I have a high tolerance (as someone who watches bad movies on purpose).

    • @nherty6172
      @nherty6172 3 года назад +14

      @@LadyAstarionAncunin you know the hard wigs is part of the movie. 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @lexiquest4546
      @lexiquest4546 3 года назад +15

      @@LadyAstarionAncunin omg the wigs truly do stress me out especially if the character is supposed to be a rich boss type woman

    • @mazvitaselemani
      @mazvitaselemani 3 года назад +13

      Especially in this day and age. So many African countries are stepping up their film game, and I think it's just become a running gag in Nigeria at this point

  • @lxckystars__
    @lxckystars__ 2 года назад +7

    a word very similar to your definition of "ghetto":
    fucktangular (inf.; adj.): complicated and messy in many unpleasant and difficult ways
    here yall go !! new vocab

  • @AMinnie
    @AMinnie 3 года назад +31

    I’m early enough to just say Knotty Pine is a forever masterpiece. Thank you and good tidings.

    • @sarath431
      @sarath431 3 года назад +1

      I'm pretty sure I heard this word knotty pine somewhere. Can you please tell me where it is used?

  • @pierrebrown2622
    @pierrebrown2622 3 года назад +10

    As a fellow Detroit-native, you hit the nail on the head.

  • @buggym4865
    @buggym4865 3 года назад +12

    “Like a turducken” that shit had me dying 😂😂😂