My Honest Reaction - Robert Pattinson

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • Song : LUXURY - Azealia Banks

Комментарии • 700

  • @bluethenoob4733
    @bluethenoob4733 Год назад +3063

    Finally placing the queen near the king and thinking it's a checkmate:
    The bishop 1000 meters away:

    • @heliummm
      @heliummm  Год назад +153

      I like this one

    • @AlphaAssasinYT
      @AlphaAssasinYT Год назад +22

      This is the best honest reaction meme

    • @Redzftbl
      @Redzftbl Год назад +3

      ​​@@heliummm what u use to edit

    • @heliummm
      @heliummm  Год назад +5

      @@Redzftbl alight motion and capcut

    • @Redzftbl
      @Redzftbl Год назад +1

      @@heliummm thnx

  • @pedrobeli2942
    @pedrobeli2942 Год назад +1729

    I love how Robert Pattinson were a teen vampire for teen girls 10 years ago and now he is a sigma icon for men

    • @rekhamukherjee3445
      @rekhamukherjee3445 Год назад +112

      Bro became a vampire thwn batman

    • @lmahu6627
      @lmahu6627 Год назад +138

      ​@puteqx The man hated Twilight from the very start, bro. He just waited for years to get that paycheck, and never looked back.

    • @MattCicle13
      @MattCicle13 Год назад +6

      If you think about it it hasn’t really changed

    • @joebin3106
      @joebin3106 Год назад +17

      Because he's the biggest Twilight hater

    • @user-cp9id1mj8b
      @user-cp9id1mj8b Год назад

      Sigma is a term used by incels. Just be an Alpha male.

  • @lolguyFRL
    @lolguyFRL Год назад +600

    “Sir, that’ll be 9.99”
    *gives 10 dollar bill*
    “Keep the change”

  • @calebeane6834
    @calebeane6834 Год назад +1593

    "Sir, that'll be $86.99"
    "Double it and give it to the next person"

  • @TheVoices69
    @TheVoices69 Год назад +1133

    "Sir you are 50 cents short!"
    "Thanks, you too."

  • @babyyodaco9345
    @babyyodaco9345 Год назад +729

    Me: mustering up the courage to talk to my school crush
    The guy with 30,000,000 power in rise of kingdoms:

    • @myballshurt832
      @myballshurt832 Год назад +21

      Bro got that unspoken rizz x4 scope operator foregrip rtx 1080 HDMI cable Bluetooth speaker with microphone built in alexa google home+ texas instruments

    • @jutszkie5603
      @jutszkie5603 Год назад +12

      Actually funny, underrated

    • @spookyahhguy1092
      @spookyahhguy1092 Год назад +4

      Me:Wanting to talk to the hottest girl ever
      That one guy with 9,000,000,000 wins on Clash royale

    • @igee1605
      @igee1605 Год назад +3

      ​@Kenny you ruined the joke.

    • @Neuro1106
      @Neuro1106 Год назад +6

      Nahh then one of them have more than 100m power and then all of them said how and he gonna said im use code IH777/IH999💀

  • @Bacons_Workshop22
    @Bacons_Workshop22 Год назад +291

    Gus Fring: Last chance to look at me Hector
    Hector:

  • @barcodereader
    @barcodereader Год назад +975

    "Sir, you can't just eat the children"!
    My most honest, sincerest, thoughtful, wholehearted and honorable response to that information:

    • @prosaic.7944
      @prosaic.7944 Год назад +58

      "If I shouldn't eat children why are they made of meat?"😎

    • @GIGAGRU
      @GIGAGRU Год назад +15

      Kronos be like: dang I can’t?

    • @fish-uz2nj
      @fish-uz2nj Год назад +8

      the way they ask you to stop respectfully throws me

    • @barcodereader
      @barcodereader Год назад +6

      @@prosaic.7944 Exactly. They just don't understand.

    • @shlatto4157
      @shlatto4157 Год назад

      I edited the video with your comment, I want to give it you but I don’t know how :(

  • @GroovyAntagonist
    @GroovyAntagonist Год назад +137

    Me: "Damn, someone should make a mod"
    Garry:

    • @Ferswalo
      @Ferswalo 4 месяца назад +2

      Best comment ever

    • @sebitodesebuto3152
      @sebitodesebuto3152 2 месяца назад

      ABSOLUTE. LEGEND. TAKE MY FUCKING CROWN 👑

  • @ElectricBoogaloo
    @ElectricBoogaloo Год назад +131

    "I'm going to lose weight"
    Grandma's homecooked food:

  • @DUMMSWAG
    @DUMMSWAG Год назад +161

    “You have been sentenced a life sentence in prison”
    The 12kg of dynamite up my ass:

  • @paulallen8034
    @paulallen8034 Год назад +3000

    The AK-47 in my backpack:

    • @Parabellum139
      @Parabellum139 Год назад +109

      Actually u cant get ak 47, This is an old weapon which you cant just get.
      Moreover, it does not fit in a backpack, except that only shortened ak 74 "🤓"

    • @ankurbose3866
      @ankurbose3866 Год назад +53

      Hey paul

    • @AzmiMaulanaHamdani
      @AzmiMaulanaHamdani Год назад

      @@Parabellum139 man shut up

    • @bikash1389
      @bikash1389 Год назад +29

      Muslim??

    • @notori-di5et
      @notori-di5et Год назад +27

      ​@@bikash1389 tf

  • @FullOfsaltThespoonIs
    @FullOfsaltThespoonIs Год назад +892

    Cashier: That'll be 10$.
    The Glock in my bagpack:

    • @jpg_mp3
      @jpg_mp3 Год назад +34

      bagpack💀

    • @B0HAWK-9
      @B0HAWK-9 Год назад +18

      Bro got that 100% off discount

    • @_1az_
      @_1az_ Год назад +8

      ​@@B0HAWK-9 no its 200% discount so that he gets de money

    • @_1az_
      @_1az_ Год назад +2

      @Vaccinated Kid you should find a father NOW!

    • @creepyguy2198
      @creepyguy2198 Год назад

      The nuke in my pocket:

  • @djaccountisbfisbx3880
    @djaccountisbfisbx3880 Год назад +199

    “That’ll be $13.99, sir.”
    The $20 bill in my back pocket:

    • @walrus_boiler2646
      @walrus_boiler2646 Год назад +35

      The good ending

    • @bryanpineda2096
      @bryanpineda2096 Год назад +16

      "Sorry, I don't have change for a twenty."

    • @negociadordedrogas
      @negociadordedrogas 11 месяцев назад +13

      ​​@@bryanpineda2096The C4 in my backpack

    • @Noizzed
      @Noizzed 9 месяцев назад +1

      *Hands 40 trillion dollars
      "Keep the change"

  • @unknownboy8236
    @unknownboy8236 7 месяцев назад +49

    "I'm totally prepared for exams i will definitely make it"
    The first question :

    • @jblazerndrowzy
      @jblazerndrowzy Месяц назад

      "Alright, fine, guess I gotta skip the first quest-"
      The second question:

  • @numbdigger6419
    @numbdigger6419 Год назад +79

    "Sorry sir, your credit card declined."
    "It's okay, use yours."

  • @weirdo7379
    @weirdo7379 Год назад +379

    Judge: You are being acused of severa crimes that include mass murder, arson, car, hijacking, vehicular manslaughter in 17 different states, domestic terrorism, scamming, bank robbery, bombing child hospitals and various more felobnies.
    My honest reaction (fully knowing I did everything he listed and more):

    • @mohammedkanaan7428
      @mohammedkanaan7428 Год назад

      *Several and *car hijacking and *bombing children hospitals and *felonies

    • @pog16384
      @pog16384 Год назад +21

      My honor , there is more, give me more credit

    • @JH-rl3ov
      @JH-rl3ov Год назад +13

      I hate it when i commit *car*

    • @Blueybeak
      @Blueybeak Год назад +3

      How I look at the firing squad 0.7 seconds before they put 5 bullets into my heart

  • @Msi696
    @Msi696 Год назад +162

    "Stop, you are not Robert Pattinson"
    My honest reaction:

  • @ashleymorales461
    @ashleymorales461 Год назад +40

    Nightmarish-looking animatronics with razor-sharp teeth capable of killing in horrific ways
    A kid with a flashlight:

    • @lakshaykochhar6799
      @lakshaykochhar6799 8 месяцев назад +2

      There was no simply f*ck were given by Gregory that day.

  • @dickymomoa7849
    @dickymomoa7849 Год назад +67

    Me coming ultra late to school
    The backpack I left in home:

  • @kichikanetwork3939
    @kichikanetwork3939 Год назад +9

    "Well, you are late".
    "thanks for waiting".

  • @Apoc8340
    @Apoc8340 Год назад +233

    “Sir you can’t kill 31 people and call it a pro gamer moment”🤓
    My most honest and sincere reaction to that information:

  • @puzzlepuddles6712
    @puzzlepuddles6712 Год назад +28

    "sir your total will be 9.99"
    "here's 10 dollars, keep the change"

  • @p0gchap965
    @p0gchap965 Год назад +31

    Crush: Sorry, but I only see you as a friend
    My honest reaction to that information after carefully considering that statement and deciding to improve myself as a person:

  • @0therealrockstar
    @0therealrockstar Год назад +123

    theacher : This homework is your last chance for pass the class
    me :

    • @Marv-
      @Marv- Год назад +13

      Me about to lecture you from your wrong spelling:

    • @0therealrockstar
      @0therealrockstar Год назад +3

      @@Marv- 😨😨😨

  • @degtyarev6208
    @degtyarev6208 Год назад +54

    Her: You're not my type.
    A blue van waiting outside:

  • @hEmAn634
    @hEmAn634 Год назад +34

    "Sir, please stand back in the line and wait for your turn"
    The dynamite sticks strapped to my chest:

  • @konohamaru77
    @konohamaru77 5 месяцев назад +3

    "STOP PLAYING GAMES! YOU ARE ADULT ROBERT!"
    robert pattison honest reaction on newest final fantasy 7 rebirth:

  • @Sandman-Amp.
    @Sandman-Amp. Год назад +29

    “Sir stop trying to look attractive sitting down, turning your head at a 45 degree angle, stripping down to change your outfit in public, thinking your in an edit your not impressing anyone!”
    My honest reaction doing all those things he listed:

  • @CrimsonAzure-fh6yb
    @CrimsonAzure-fh6yb Год назад +234

    "You can't just hospitalise a stranger with permanent paralysis, just because they jaywalked!"
    Batman:

    • @krimson4626
      @krimson4626 Год назад +11

      I love that fact that this one is actually true and accurate

    • @operationb.e.n6480
      @operationb.e.n6480 Год назад +2

      ​@@krimson4626 nah lol

    • @tiger1989
      @tiger1989 Год назад +2

      My honest reaction:

  • @notshardul
    @notshardul Год назад +7

    Some guy in England : we love our majesty the Queen
    The date September 8 2022 :

  • @TheAverageEnjoyer4577
    @TheAverageEnjoyer4577 Год назад +9

    My intrusive thoughts every time a pickup a sharp object:

  • @DLNOT
    @DLNOT Год назад +38

    Cedric Diggory: You can't kill me.
    Voldermort & Wormtail:

  • @WeegeBob
    @WeegeBob Год назад +18

    The IRS: “We have you surrounded! Pay your taxes or we’ll-“
    The mines I attached to my front yard:

    • @vlc-cosplayer
      @vlc-cosplayer 2 месяца назад

      Me: "I love my dog!"
      The ATF:

  • @Missedawide-pr4wr
    @Missedawide-pr4wr Год назад +10

    “This plane trip is going to be fun!”
    The 46 kilograms of C4 in my backpack:

  • @Sand-ManEdits
    @Sand-ManEdits Год назад +10

    When you open the door for the quiet kid and get +10 assist:

  • @JerbonFiddleme
    @JerbonFiddleme Год назад +19

    Teacher:Excuse me you can't eat gum in school:
    The quiet kid remembering I gave him a pen once

  • @asgo7320
    @asgo7320 4 месяца назад +4

    That's my Batman!

  • @ItzHostt
    @ItzHostt 11 месяцев назад +4

    theres a fight in the Hallway
    4k [HD] camera man:
    Principle:
    Crowd forming:
    Random screamers:
    Me:
    glass ready to broken:

  • @goomy6502
    @goomy6502 11 месяцев назад +4

    My honest reaction when teacher kicks me out of the class:

  • @nerox953
    @nerox953 Год назад +13

    "Bro stop doing this your life is a mess and you need to get it together"
    My most undeniably honest, sincere and thoughtful reaction:

  • @lilmarrz
    @lilmarrz Год назад +25

    Teacher:"Leon you got a 25 out of 70, are you ashamed of yourself"
    The compact foldable stock mp5 hidden behind the white board:

    • @Uwaaao
      @Uwaaao Год назад +3

      @puteqx Leon the professional

  • @boi8393
    @boi8393 Год назад +17

    “Hey, nice violin you got there”
    The quiet kid:

  • @j-dot_cv5010
    @j-dot_cv5010 Год назад +23

    teacher: "you didnt prepare anything for your presentation at all?"
    the bomb strapped to my chest:

  • @sreeragmadhav9273
    @sreeragmadhav9273 Год назад +20

    my honest reaction after reading all the comments.(..they are all good..im just losing my sanity)

  • @ssgtslava7591
    @ssgtslava7591 Год назад +4

    ‘If only there was a way to forget her.’
    The 7-storey apartment complex next to my flat:

  • @someone19771
    @someone19771 Год назад +30

    "Losing a discucion with a afro person"
    The letters E,R,G,G,N,I in my keyboard:

    • @nutmaster9541
      @nutmaster9541 10 месяцев назад +3

      💀💀

    • @OrpheasVIPC
      @OrpheasVIPC 9 месяцев назад +2

      Why does your keyboard have 2 Gs?

    • @Aimlessis
      @Aimlessis 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@OrpheasVIPCThey think on the user

    • @railworksamerica
      @railworksamerica 2 месяца назад

      💀💀☠️☠️☠️

  • @sundownergaming4263
    @sundownergaming4263 11 месяцев назад +6

    “I sure hope the kid i bullied for years wont grow up to become a cruel and heartless dictator”
    That kid 30 years later:

  • @not_eggs752
    @not_eggs752 Год назад +8

    "I can finally see my grades!"
    The teacher taking months to grade a 1-page essay:

  • @Bigboymacom
    @Bigboymacom Год назад +7

    "No you can't have 148 happy meals"
    The grenade with a pulled pin in my pocket:

  • @TeaTehMan
    @TeaTehMan Год назад +28

    information my to that reaction

  • @Mike_N0ble
    @Mike_N0ble 5 месяцев назад +2

    The improvised explosive device in my backpack:

  • @tanmaymeshram2591
    @tanmaymeshram2591 Год назад +7

    "Please, I was just stealing the food for my children. I'm a single mother of 4."
    Batman's honest reaction:

  • @ROBOVSTHEWORLD
    @ROBOVSTHEWORLD Год назад +42

    Judge at Nuremberg: “What you did was horrible. It has violated Human rights!”
    My honest most sincere unapologetic reaction:

  • @equestriangirl89
    @equestriangirl89 Год назад +5

    I saw your post on Reddit and I think you and your GF are amazing!! 😂❤

  • @M0nkeBananthemonkeyman
    @M0nkeBananthemonkeyman Год назад +8

    Best Buy employee: that will be $500
    The bomb I planted in the PS5 box:

  • @jockseethe9300
    @jockseethe9300 Месяц назад +1

    "Okay I will take the picture for your school ID now"
    The Rifle in my guitar case:

  • @Mr_N-
    @Mr_N- Год назад +5

    "sir your credit card declined!"
    The ticking bombs strapped to my chest:

  • @Original241
    @Original241 Год назад +7

    Me after taking 5 hours ⌛ long break just for studying 10 minutes🗿🗿

  • @Mtronleaderofdisassemblycons
    @Mtronleaderofdisassemblycons 10 месяцев назад +2

    Me when i have a chance to do a come back:

  • @drparadox7833
    @drparadox7833 Год назад +3

    Hollywood: Robert you have to take steroids for The Batman!
    His honest reaction: 0:01

  • @ketchup8965
    @ketchup8965 Год назад +50

    Me getting the best sleep in the past 6 years of my life, eating healthy for 2 weeks straight, my skin is the best it’s ever been:
    The exam I forgot about:

  • @Dev_Maaz
    @Dev_Maaz Год назад +1

    "sir that'll be 10.99"
    *Hands 11*
    "Keep the change."

  • @doomslayer360
    @doomslayer360 Год назад +7

    cashier: that will be 20$
    my credit card:

  • @eatyourcereal6577
    @eatyourcereal6577 Год назад +8

    "Ma'am, you can’t simp for this edit it's a meme"
    My honest reaction:

  • @janalexanderdy7101
    @janalexanderdy7101 Год назад +3

    “sir you cant enslave that black man”
    My honest reaction:

  • @Daniel-ym4to
    @Daniel-ym4to Год назад +3

    "I'm breaking up with you."
    The Remington 870 in my dad's closet

  • @akash_kr27
    @akash_kr27 Год назад +10

    My gym freak boyfriend would beat you👩
    Me with a M4 in my backpack:

  • @kaansalih0354
    @kaansalih0354 Год назад +9

    kid:my school way is 1 km
    kidnapper:

  • @thomaskolbe6825
    @thomaskolbe6825 Год назад +5

    Her:"i want a divorce, i'll take the house the kids and the dog" the wall facing my car that is going 120 km and hour:

  • @madagascarym7143
    @madagascarym7143 Год назад +5

    She : no one can break my virginity
    Me : the Sock in my backpocket

  • @Deniska_UKR
    @Deniska_UKR Год назад +53

    "Sir, you can't just beat an furry for no reason, they have a humanity too"
    My most purest, divinest, honorable and reverential reaction:

  • @Graeko
    @Graeko Год назад +5

    We need a The Lighthouse version.

  • @NU7MTF
    @NU7MTF Год назад +2

    The pitbull named sweet when it sees an unsupervised 4 year old 72 meters away:

  • @Zestlera
    @Zestlera 5 месяцев назад +2

    Me asf barely getting by in class:
    The teacher “this test is worth 20% of your grade”
    The test:

  • @randompersonontheinternet772
    @randompersonontheinternet772 10 месяцев назад +3

    Me - today will be a great day!
    The 30 missing homework assignments and the 3 tests today:

  • @sulapula5856
    @sulapula5856 Год назад +1

    “Me being bullied”
    “The Ak47 in my backpack ready to shred anyone in my path”

  • @LondonEbz
    @LondonEbz Год назад +2

    Memes just keep on evolving beyond our comprehension every year and it’s honestly peak

  • @Noizzed
    @Noizzed 9 месяцев назад +2

    "Sir please testify to the court why you opened fire in that kindergarten"
    My honest reaction: (I'm mewing....)

  • @ZazaNugget_
    @ZazaNugget_ 6 месяцев назад +3

    Me riding my horse in rdr2
    A single called organism ready to trip my horse:

  • @shreyashvaidya2773
    @shreyashvaidya2773 9 месяцев назад +1

    Robert Pattinson has the best isekai arc

  • @item459
    @item459 Год назад +1

    Gordon Freeman: phew I managed to defeat these alien invaders , time to go home and-
    Gman:

  • @i_am_tired_747
    @i_am_tired_747 Год назад +9

    My honest reaction to everyone's reaction🗿🗿🗿

  • @patrickbateman42
    @patrickbateman42 Год назад +1

    “The stupid teacher hasn't come”
    * *The stupid teacher behind me**

  • @DeterminedTorres
    @DeterminedTorres Год назад +2

    Yagami: What about Sawa-sensei?!
    Kuwana’s honest reaction to that question:

  • @anarchicpancake2840
    @anarchicpancake2840 6 месяцев назад +1

    Me reading a manga: oh boy this secondary character is so fun and cool! I really like them, my fav
    The writer:

  • @sickseraph98766
    @sickseraph98766 Год назад +5

    Teacher: You are the only one who failed last test, what’s your excuse ?
    The AK-308 in my backpack:

  • @CorvoMrk
    @CorvoMrk Год назад +1

    *A dog starts chasing me*
    My kidney stone:

  • @ewhale.
    @ewhale. Год назад +2

    My sister: Where are the leftovers from the party
    My sincere reaction:

  • @anewplaneeveryweek
    @anewplaneeveryweek Год назад +16

    “You can’t just skip school and study at home everyday just because your final examinations are near!”
    Being so fucking tired of my distracting useless ass school, my utmost brutal, honest reaction:

  • @Rogue.Idk5
    @Rogue.Idk5 7 месяцев назад +1

    "It is very hard to kill a house fly."
    The bug spray in my hand:

  • @hEmAn634
    @hEmAn634 Год назад +3

    Gf : Have you seen my cat ?
    Me about to serve her the exotic sausages I've made:

  • @Chariot_.
    @Chariot_. Год назад +1

    "Sir that will be 9000$"
    My legs:

  • @slickserpent9484
    @slickserpent9484 5 месяцев назад +1

    “Dad, look what I made at school today!”
    The burning tip of my cigarette:

  • @ZeonX.
    @ZeonX. Год назад +2

    Teacher:- shsre your opinions about women's period and pregnancy pain
    My misogynist personality out of nowhere

  • @sovietik7168
    @sovietik7168 Год назад +8

    "she told me i'm a shitty person"
    my honest reaction at the time

  • @user-tt9ms9nt9u
    @user-tt9ms9nt9u 4 месяца назад +1

    The desert eagle in my backpack after the math teacher give homework

  • @TROLLIX-THE-ANT
    @TROLLIX-THE-ANT 11 месяцев назад +2

    car barely hits something
    the airbag:

  • @KindOfOrdinary
    @KindOfOrdinary 11 месяцев назад +1

    Me asking for a certain food but the waiter scoffs at the idea
    The c4 under the table:

  • @bathtubs.
    @bathtubs. Год назад +4

    my family, stating that i can't be obsessed with music, cinema, batman, voiceacting, drawing, and gardening to make up for my lack of commitment and delusions:
    my honest, dearest, most sincere reaction to their pleads: