The funniest thing about the wall paintings is that they clearly resemble SRM more than anything else. They are not just raising their arms; it looks exactly like they're carrying something invisible, the same way Link is. It tickles me immeasurably.
Little did we all know Dry has been hiding secret messages in the highlight videos descriptions since day one. But nobody reads descriptions so nobody can decode the message.
The Show More button single-handed destroyed RUclips descriptions. That one simple change turned descriptions from a pivotal aspect of the video content itself to a 1 sentence blurb and social media links.
Thousands and thousands of years ago, the gorons had this sacred knowledge. But they spoke a language they knew would be long, long dead. So they painted their walls with demonstrations of their reality warping secrets. They hoped desperately, beyond hope, that someone would find them and figure out their message.
This thumbnail-title combination makes me very happy for some reason, like the gorons had this millenia-old prophecy that has finally come to be. That or SRM was an intended mechanic by the developers of course Kappa
Speaking of RUclips descriptions... I watch pretty much all of my content on my TV... No descriptions... So if I'm reminded to check the description I do pull it up if I need more information on my phone. But yeah RUclips needs to get their shit together and unify things a little bit better. I wouldn't mind more functionality on Roku or Android TV
The problem is they have no incentive to do anything good for the platform. They have no competition so they can do whatever they want. The frustration is understandable but pointless. :(
A gaming journalist took my steamed hams line rider course and decided to use it for his own clout without asking me. (Its fine though now i get free ability to say i was in a gaming article)
source requirement is final upgrade only - the rule is you must collect it from it's source, but can acquire it earlier via alternative means as long as you collect it's source origin, later. e.g. longshot
Gaming Journalists are a joke. They don't care for factual information, just clicks. Best bet is to either completely ignore the gaming journalism industry, or just set your expectations to zero.
Okay, for videos OTHER THAN HIGHLIGHTS I usually put a meaningful description lmao
The description for this video was meaningful to me.
yes
nice
9:42: Looks at the video's description
Sees social media link.
Continues reading
Sees message from Dry.
W O R T H
Supperman88 same loool
The funniest thing about the wall paintings is that they clearly resemble SRM more than anything else. They are not just raising their arms; it looks exactly like they're carrying something invisible, the same way Link is. It tickles me immeasurably.
"this stupid new age RUclips where the description is nothing but social media links" -ZFG
also ZFG ↑↑↑
But that's Dry
You read the description, nice.
Hmm nice
with ace, you can finally beat the running man
Holy shit you are right!!
Today i read the description
I felt nice
Little did we all know Dry has been hiding secret messages in the highlight videos descriptions since day one. But nobody reads descriptions so nobody can decode the message.
the secret message is a request that we, the viewers, show *our* feet
The Show More button single-handed destroyed RUclips descriptions. That one simple change turned descriptions from a pivotal aspect of the video content itself to a 1 sentence blurb and social media links.
"You read the description, nice." thank you very much :)
Thousands and thousands of years ago, the gorons had this sacred knowledge. But they spoke a language they knew would be long, long dead. So they painted their walls with demonstrations of their reality warping secrets. They hoped desperately, beyond hope, that someone would find them and figure out their message.
Only the sages know of this
5:15 The Prophecy
thank you for the timestamp
"You read the description, nice."
the gorons are like the first humans that drew on walls of what they did
This thumbnail-title combination makes me very happy for some reason, like the gorons had this millenia-old prophecy that has finally come to be. That or SRM was an intended mechanic by the developers of course Kappa
The floating phantom Ganon = Majestic
Celebratory hands in the air.
HANDS UP gachiGASM
\o/
Gorons also show feet regularly, so...?
Quentin tarantino enters chat
The japanese article is at automaton-media.com/articles/newsjp/20200211-113258
11:31 "@zfg1 When is All Cows going to involve using ACE to replace every cow with Malon and then milk?"
THIS QUESTION NEEDS TO BE ANSWERED
i want malon milk
ZFG with that Description Box M I N D G A M E...
Nice
“Gangusshlong69”, finally! They’re adding weird dono names again!
9:45
... Looks at description
How Ironic
xTonicWaterx LMFAO
Thanks Dry for the fun description
Thank you for the nice desc message dry.
Deepest lore
If they knew SRM why don't they get some free rocks while Dodongo's Cavern is closed? XD
ZFG! ZFG! ZFG! Sorry I just watched one of your Agdq 100% run
I always read the description. Nice.
Yay i read the description, nice.
100%?
ZFG?
Back on the N64?!
The gods have truly blessed us today
Hundo isn't back on N64 lol
100%?
ZFG?
Doing ACE runs?
Localized entirely within the N64?!
Yes.
May I see it?
Yes!
14:42 WTFFFFF LMAOOOOO
HES DOING THE DANCE!!!
Best Description lol
*stares at description*
Nice.
Game of Thrones foreshadowing *but its OoT* and actually makes sense xd
Nintendo's biggest hint was srm in goron city, but it was found before the hint was deciphered over 21 years later
Speaking of RUclips descriptions... I watch pretty much all of my content on my TV... No descriptions... So if I'm reminded to check the description I do pull it up if I need more information on my phone.
But yeah RUclips needs to get their shit together and unify things a little bit better. I wouldn't mind more functionality on Roku or Android TV
The problem is they have no incentive to do anything good for the platform. They have no competition so they can do whatever they want. The frustration is understandable but pointless. :(
Praise Rem_
IMPORTANT: READ THE DESCRIPTION
I wonder if zfg making a GZ manual video is still on the table, that would be sick tbh
Zfg: talks about how important it is to read descriptions.
Me: checks description
Me: only finds stupid social media links
Me: ...
Ok but check again
Nice
i have a JP MM cartridge
How can I check its version .___.?
that's fuckin funny about the gorons lol
*The PROPHECY is TRUE*
Holy shit this is the first time I've been this early
Journalists not asking questions, or giving credit? What a surprise /s
We all got description baited
which goron is zfg
Link:
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME??"
I wanna know what animal furry Irwin from Starfox is.
I know no one cares, but I noticed that AntVenom was watching.
That's always neat to me, because I forget that he's into speedrunning.
Whos dat?
"interact with yourself"
yo someone tell me what SRM means i keep forgetting and I'm too lazy to look it up
stale reference manipulation
@@theskankingpigeon965 aight thanks fam
Reverse ice cavern
Zfg is a busy gamer
Fabulous Ganon is best Ganon.
wow so many year and never notice the gorons in the wall xD
2 things. 1) whats this description you speak of
2) i miss manuals
A gaming journalist took my steamed hams line rider course and decided to use it for his own clout without asking me. (Its fine though now i get free ability to say i was in a gaming article)
what is srm?
5 seconds
That's all it takes to look it up
What does SRM mean
Steal random muffins
Stale reference manipulation
Scissors Rock Paper
Remember when ZFG got demonetized for all of us typing "show feet" in the comments? You know what to do chat :^)
Could you use ace to show feet?
yes
100% with ACE will be much faster (and very boring) if you just remove the name length restriction and programm everything into it ....
What a original idea!
SRM saves 5-6 minutes in 100%? what happened to having a source requirement?
........... do you not remember ass chest? double deku nut upgrade at scrubs? same thing numb nuts.
source requirement is final upgrade only - the rule is you must collect it from it's source, but can acquire it earlier via alternative means as long as you collect it's source origin, later. e.g. longshot
Show Rem_
Enjoy life
Show feet.
Show chair
Gaming Journalists are a joke. They don't care for factual information, just clicks.
Best bet is to either completely ignore the gaming journalism industry, or just set your expectations to zero.