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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024
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  • @Dootzy
    @Dootzy  2 года назад +313

    Thanks to everyone for the amazing reception this silly lil video got. Maybe there'll be a sequel now that act 2 is out 😳

    • @exursix
      @exursix 2 года назад

      oh my god id actually love a sequel for act 2
      the new dialogue is absolutely fucking perfect for what you're gonna be doing

    • @vaayumittal3786
      @vaayumittal3786 2 года назад

      you better do it 🗿

    • @thedischarger12
      @thedischarger12 Год назад

      did you change the captions

    • @Srebrny69
      @Srebrny69 Год назад

      🗿

  • @wafflesnep
    @wafflesnep 2 года назад +1981

    "BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!"
    The spare change in my pocket:

    • @bobert4096
      @bobert4096 Год назад +46

      sparkles and champagne vip my section royalty looking sexy

    • @the_something_something
      @the_something_something Год назад +28

      “IS THIS WHAT I LOST TO!?”
      The core I’m about to shoot with my malicious railgun:

    • @jaredcondit9888
      @jaredcondit9888 Год назад +7

      The Chuck E Cheese Tokens I never used:*

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer Год назад +5

      FISTFUL OF DOLLAR

    • @thevessel-real
      @thevessel-real 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@the_something_something THIS FUCKING GO PRO

  • @dani1999n
    @dani1999n 2 года назад +2752

    >"the father"
    >flashes hakita
    10/10

    • @fosforum1
      @fosforum1 2 года назад +169

      > "g o d"
      > fumo

    • @foxyin_1168
      @foxyin_1168 2 года назад +24

      @@fosforum1 well scp 6959 is one hell of a scary being

    • @discoeur
      @discoeur Год назад +9

      @@fosforum1 jakita fumo

    • @finalER
      @finalER 5 месяцев назад +4

      >"the will of god"
      >flashes hakita
      yeah/10

  • @jschofield5325
    @jschofield5325 2 года назад +485

    "Just for your information, I am currently driving King Minos like a fucking Mazda."
    Gabriel, Judge of Hell, 2022

    • @Jirudoggu
      @Jirudoggu Год назад +17

      "Ok"

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 Год назад +29

      "I do not have daddy issues, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!"

  • @sethcalliesmusic
    @sethcalliesmusic 2 года назад +1699

    The perfectly cut timing at the end is glorious

    • @xxcorerozxx9057
      @xxcorerozxx9057 2 года назад +23

      And he was doing coin adding so it makes even more sense because that does a shitload of damage

    • @adenperkins9719
      @adenperkins9719 2 года назад +18

      Ping Ping *BOOM*

    • @FoxFloof
      @FoxFloof Год назад +5

      @@xxcorerozxx9057 coin railing*

  • @danielecatalano3527
    @danielecatalano3527 3 года назад +3150

    someone please make this a mod, it's too fucking hilarious

    • @danielecatalano3527
      @danielecatalano3527 2 года назад +27

      @@shuckarooo I think I love you

    • @alvarobaez8566
      @alvarobaez8566 2 года назад +34

      @@shuckarooo wait really? Where can I download it?

    • @arthurbuffon430
      @arthurbuffon430 2 года назад +15

      Where is @who?, what did he say?

    • @danielecatalano3527
      @danielecatalano3527 2 года назад +49

      @@arthurbuffon430 I think he said "Someone already made a mod".. wondered what happened to him

    • @arthurbuffon430
      @arthurbuffon430 2 года назад +2

      @@danielecatalano3527 thanks

  • @RedTheRandomGuy
    @RedTheRandomGuy 3 года назад +2599

    The power of the BASS SLAP

  • @yeet3108
    @yeet3108 2 года назад +1146

    best piece of ultraposting i’ve seen

  • @DoggoDeBoggo
    @DoggoDeBoggo 2 года назад +498

    Gabriel: BEHOLD, the power of an ANGEL
    V1: Hehe funny coin

  • @dtm20004
    @dtm20004 2 года назад +675

    WAIT YOU CAN SHOOT OTHER GUNS OFF OF COINS HOLYSHIT. Brb going to heck.

    • @Motoboo_Marine
      @Motoboo_Marine 2 года назад +157

      You didn't know that? Lol it works with any hitscan weapon. Have fun!

    • @EnderOksam
      @EnderOksam 2 года назад +170

      Try shooting a coin behind an enemy and then hitting it with the railgun, the laser will pierce the enemy then bounce of the coin piercing back doing massive damage

    • @aarepelaa1142
      @aarepelaa1142 2 года назад +30

      @@EnderOksam unless there's another enemy closer to the one you pierced then its going to that enemy.

    • @EnderOksam
      @EnderOksam 2 года назад +23

      @@aarepelaa1142 it hits the main target 80% of the time, unless you are trying to snipe them or something

    • @q_u_a_c_c
      @q_u_a_c_c 2 года назад +16

      Try it on a malicoud face beam

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead2645 2 года назад +165

    I adore the loud vine boom on the rail cannon

  • @genokugel
    @genokugel 3 года назад +227

    Lmfao someone send this to Gianni

    • @armin4298
      @armin4298 2 года назад +6

      what the fuck would he do he is already doing all the voice acting in the vid

    • @genokugel
      @genokugel 2 года назад

      @@armin4298 he doesn't have to voice anything dumbass, I'm just suggesting people could sent it to him on Twitter for the funny. I already know he voiced Gabriel, I just want to show him what people did with his voice

    • @nickolasharding6631
      @nickolasharding6631 2 года назад +42

      @@armin4298 memey man enjoy meme, thats literally it

  • @Joshy-
    @Joshy- 2 года назад +452

    I have never seen or heard of this game. I love it.

    • @divineholinessjr
      @divineholinessjr 2 года назад +56

      Well play it. Ultrakill, PC only rn though. If you have a PC and you are competent at FPS games you will love it. If you are incompetent you may hate it.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 2 года назад +37

      It's called Ultrakill.
      It's Devil May Cry and Doom 2 in one game.
      You can punch your own bullets after shooting them to make them explode harder.

    • @Canalbiruta
      @Canalbiruta 2 года назад +11

      If devil may cry, quake, doom and Dante's inferno had a baby with turok. Fps with crazy movement, epic bosses, stylish combat, guns that deal nuclear explosions and and one of the best depictions of hell

    • @hdanimatesorsomething
      @hdanimatesorsomething 2 года назад

      I wonder if you played it

    • @Joshy-
      @Joshy- 2 года назад +10

      @@hdanimatesorsomething not yet, but the dev's a jerma enjoyer so i'm convinced to buy it

  • @ComputerKisserGirlhusband
    @ComputerKisserGirlhusband 2 года назад +246

    ive never seen any gameplay of ultrakill and all memes aside this gave me chills

    • @nottucks
      @nottucks 2 года назад +28

      Play it. If you can’t buy it, pirate it. Then buy it. :D

    • @Canalbiruta
      @Canalbiruta 2 года назад +21

      Play it, the game is a rollercoaster of "lol funny shit" and chilling moments. One moment you're having a laugh cuz of a joke, and on another the game is actually terrifying and being super meta about the real meaning of death and hell

    • @Swagmaster1102
      @Swagmaster1102 2 года назад +13

      @@Canalbiruta One minute, you can parry the fist of a 100 ft tall goon, the next, you enter the gore realm

    • @b.m.4415
      @b.m.4415 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@Canalbiruta mfw a fishing minigame goes from "goofy lookin guy" to "hell is not and cannot be moral or just" real quick

  • @CaptainCFalcon
    @CaptainCFalcon 2 года назад +35

    The coin cutoff is truly what makes this *_EVERYTHING._*

  • @diegoc5473
    @diegoc5473 2 года назад +60

    This takes “money is power” to a whole other level

  • @Ultimafox99
    @Ultimafox99 2 года назад +10

    Gabriel: "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!"
    V1: "Behold! The power of money!"

  • @bupgaming5150
    @bupgaming5150 Год назад +9

    Hakita appearing when he said “the father” was genius

  • @painfuloreo2089
    @painfuloreo2089 2 года назад +36

    I want an entire mod on ultrakill just to add vine boom sound effect to everything

  • @w00per_42
    @w00per_42 3 года назад +71

    User, turn back now, the layers of this comment are NOT for your KIND, turn back or you will be crossing the wild of the REPORT BUTTON

  • @theeskrungly
    @theeskrungly Год назад +9

    I can't imagine how the dev feels knowing he accidently made the best fandom.

  • @HolyFlare484
    @HolyFlare484 2 года назад +50

    it's so weird to think that Gianni Matragrano is the actual va for this dude

  • @djweebo
    @djweebo 3 года назад +46

    The will of VINE BOOM

  • @HexYC
    @HexYC Год назад +1

    "foolishness machine, foolishness"
    machine: i'm not gonna sugar coat it *rico shot)

  • @themineguy1234
    @themineguy1234 Год назад +1

    "YOU INSIGNIFICANT FU-"
    **vine boom**

  • @FreddyLeogbn8
    @FreddyLeogbn8 Год назад +2

    We need a mod that introduces Max0r voice lines

  • @deeznucz8639
    @deeznucz8639 Год назад +2

    Everybody gangsta until gopro gets revolver

  • @unitysparticlesystem
    @unitysparticlesystem 2 года назад +51

    At one point I thought you were gonna rail coin him to death XD

  • @elengideboca3882
    @elengideboca3882 2 года назад +19

    Gabriel: BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
    V1: and behold the power of my coins! >:[

  • @gravityshark580
    @gravityshark580 2 года назад +18

    Gopro beats up angelic figure (2015) colorized

  • @captaindoggo119lol5
    @captaindoggo119lol5 2 года назад +7

    that cut right before railcoining was perfect lol

  • @deathdragon789
    @deathdragon789 2 года назад +2

    Gabriel: behold! The power of an Angel!
    Me: behold! The power of money!

  • @HardSkolas
    @HardSkolas 2 года назад +4

    The coin toss at the end made it perfect lol

  • @SeumitrongueVEVO
    @SeumitrongueVEVO 2 года назад +1

    "You should turn back, NOW"

  • @lolbyttheanything2647
    @lolbyttheanything2647 2 года назад +6

    Gabriel: behold THE POWER OF TH-
    *v1 throwing coins*
    Gabriel: what the fuck
    V1: behold the power of money (insert super loud noise)

  • @Kacper42PL
    @Kacper42PL 2 года назад +1

    Vine boom, the peak of my comedt

  • @KingThrillgore
    @KingThrillgore 2 года назад +1

    Gabriel: *bitching and somehow there's vine booms*
    V1: HAHAHA COIN FLIP GO BRRR

  • @pitekargos6880
    @pitekargos6880 2 года назад +3

    Gabriel: Behold my might!
    V1: *throws coins* "Peace was never an option"

  • @awesomegoose281
    @awesomegoose281 2 года назад +7

    0:14 When I was playing the game I thought "well, time to kill God then"

  • @fiddlestickjones
    @fiddlestickjones Год назад +1

    "Behold the power of an angel"
    "Yeah how about you behold the power of this rail gun up your as- *rail gun sounds*

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo 2 года назад +1

    V1 be like:
    -Enters your palace
    -Pulverizes your skeleton
    -Steals your fucking arm

  • @monkesociety1698
    @monkesociety1698 2 года назад +3

    This is why ultrakill has the best community

  • @NirvaExe
    @NirvaExe 2 года назад +2

    the layers of this irony are not for your kind

  • @joker11810
    @joker11810 2 года назад +1

    When Gabriel said "BEHOLD" lightning struck outside my house, holy sh*t

  • @r3a1izati0n
    @r3a1izati0n 2 года назад +1

    "Hey baby does it hurt when you fall down from heaven because you look like-"
    "YES IT F****** DOES"
    -V1 & gabriel

  • @L1stinkynots
    @L1stinkynots Год назад

    "BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL"
    the change the homeless guy asked for:

  • @lotuzopolis
    @lotuzopolis 2 года назад +1

    the cirno fumo jumpscares bro 💀

  • @AgusBy_2009
    @AgusBy_2009 Год назад

    "The Layers of this palace"
    The Palace: Corpse

  • @DukeJukem
    @DukeJukem 2 года назад +2

    Ok, ending sealed it for me haha

  • @labbit35
    @labbit35 2 года назад +4

    “BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL”
    (Gets killed by a GoPro lookin robot

  • @Ch000
    @Ch000 2 года назад +4

    you know V1 is mad when they starts to throw coins in the air

  • @sneezewatch
    @sneezewatch Год назад

    It takes 40 dollars to defeat that man, more or less.

  • @kapathedude
    @kapathedude 2 года назад +1

    Behold the power of these nu-

  • @level_d4309
    @level_d4309 2 года назад +1

    Bro he got ratioed by a mere object and sent cringe to the council

    • @Blank-gf6dd
      @Blank-gf6dd 2 года назад +1

      "How can this be... Bested by this...
      THIS FÚCKING GOPRO"

  • @KaneyoriHK
    @KaneyoriHK 2 года назад +9

    The fact Gianni is the voice of Gabriel makes me laugh too much

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 Год назад +3

      And that he memes the shit out of it himself is even better

  • @Boppin.
    @Boppin. 2 года назад +1

    Ultrakill in a nutshell. Missed opportuinity for one of the multihit railcoins though

  • @claudy8857
    @claudy8857 2 года назад

    "BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL"
    The spare change in my pocket:

  • @СтепановИван-ш4ф
    @СтепановИван-ш4ф 2 года назад +4

    I like how you used hakita as father

  • @MoonSoulez
    @MoonSoulez 2 года назад +1

    The best part is that V1 immediately use 2 coin to recochet a rail gun

  • @shadowdragon2730
    @shadowdragon2730 2 года назад

    He finished his amazing speech
    then 3 coins and a railgun appeared to end his subscription to god.

  • @soup3499
    @soup3499 Год назад

    "check the power of these coins choir boy"

  • @TheActualMrLink
    @TheActualMrLink 2 года назад

    THE VINE BOOMS ARE SENDING ME

  • @guywithstuffs3153
    @guywithstuffs3153 7 месяцев назад +1

    This video was the first time I was exposed to Ultrakill

  • @DaBoogieMan12
    @DaBoogieMan12 7 месяцев назад

    Speed runs be like:
    "Machine, turn back now, the layers of- how the fuck are you HERE ALREADY!?"

  • @BlissSollis
    @BlissSollis Год назад

    the captions make it so much funny

  • @omelette_official
    @omelette_official 2 года назад +1

    THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
    V1: how bout this FUCKING SILVER DOLLAR

  • @__grimmkind__
    @__grimmkind__ Год назад

    me throwing money at the angel so i dont have to behold the power

  • @__3liot
    @__3liot Год назад +1

    you should turn back ⛈NOW!!!!⛈

  • @goingblargh
    @goingblargh Месяц назад

    “Sounds like someone has daddy issues.”
    *_“I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES! I AM PAPPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!!”_*

  • @TheCollin.
    @TheCollin. Год назад

    end of video
    machine : oh hey a fountain
    *proceeds to throw coins at Gabriel*

  • @CptDoot
    @CptDoot 2 года назад +33

    as a fellow doot, you have gained respect, for making this piece of art and being another of my kind.
    also 69th comment poog!?!?!?!

  • @Symbyll
    @Symbyll 2 года назад +1

    "behold! the power of vinebooms"

  • @GlitchedPoison
    @GlitchedPoison 10 месяцев назад

    The captions are amazing

  • @MonTaW7
    @MonTaW7 Год назад

    *Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the will of God*

  • @sniper9395
    @sniper9395 2 года назад +1

    For those of you looking for that image of the close up thing, its called "cirno fumo close up meme"

  • @Sup3rAJ2
    @Sup3rAJ2 2 года назад

    the immediate UltraRicoshot Ratio

  • @6ftUnderPressure
    @6ftUnderPressure 10 месяцев назад

    The Bass slaps got me laughing so hard what the hell

  • @shivertron
    @shivertron 2 года назад +1

    Funny thing; I jokingly worship Cirno with a few friends…

  • @complicated1624
    @complicated1624 2 года назад

    Why was I expecting a vine boom to be here

  • @dwarfdigger135
    @dwarfdigger135 2 года назад +1

    It's like taking a powerwash hose to an ant
    Magnificent

  • @YeinVZ
    @YeinVZ 2 года назад

    turn back or you will be crossing the will of *vine boom*

  • @MTness_Gaming
    @MTness_Gaming Год назад

    Behold the power of an angel:
    Proceeds to die by a camera with hands

  • @keysterglenjamin8461
    @keysterglenjamin8461 2 года назад +1

    Found this by searching “Fuck” and scrolling for a few seconds

  • @doverboy1
    @doverboy1 Год назад

    BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
    2X ULTRARICOSHOT

  • @tapurate638
    @tapurate638 Год назад

    Behold the power of coin.

  • @barrikade8886
    @barrikade8886 2 года назад

    Bro got beat by a bank security camera

  • @ibracky9897
    @ibracky9897 2 года назад +1

    *I do NOT have daddy issues - I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL F**KING BOY!*

  • @scrfanti3668
    @scrfanti3668 Год назад

    Turn back now
    V1: Is that a threat? I'll proceed to go right where you are to throw a mountain of blood and coins at you

  • @beargod8749
    @beargod8749 7 месяцев назад

    BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL
    The 4 coins in my pocket

  • @viduraherath4008
    @viduraherath4008 Год назад +2

    0:07 Me when one of the chicken basketball people wants to come inside my house

  • @jbblades2835
    @jbblades2835 2 года назад +1

    That comeback. Holy shit

  • @xpyrov
    @xpyrov 2 года назад

    Gabriel: NO YOU CANT KILL ME!!!!
    v1: haha coins go brrrr

  • @noctis_fella
    @noctis_fella 2 года назад

    I love the thumbnail and video, both are hilarious.

  • @ArmedJade
    @ArmedJade Год назад +1

    Are we not going to address the green battery of the piercer revolver?

  • @raincandy_LI
    @raincandy_LI 7 месяцев назад

    captions were required to watch this

  • @brozom_
    @brozom_ 2 года назад +7

    i hated this, but loved it

  • @thepestilentone
    @thepestilentone Год назад

    Gabriel: "Machine, turn back no-"
    V1: Haha, coins go *a*
    *Also Gabriel:* "GET OUT OF *MY PALACE NOW*

  • @iliasik2nd
    @iliasik2nd Год назад

    RAILGUN RICOSHET GOES BRRRRRR

  • @Asparagun
    @Asparagun 2 года назад

    The power of an A

  • @4plS1n
    @4plS1n Год назад +1

    CIRNO FUMO IS GOD
    CIRNO FUMO IS GOD