What always gets me the most is Hank’s determination to keep it together & always represent the company in the most professional way he can, despite every new version of the company being a notable step down from last year
“Chaplin’s chili is no longer affiliated... our company was born out of that but....” Hank’s various rambling bits on the history of Chaplin’s Chili fucking kill me every time
He’s very convincing and prepared, like mentioning the hot dog factory and where it’s located when Tim confronts him on hotdogs. That’s some great world building prep.
@@SSgtChitEPanz It's an all-new stew recipe. Hank's always been a stew-and-chowder type guy, simmered to perfection. Bean stews and chowders are where it's at. Not sure of that other stuff you're talking about.
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@@FANKANable Oh hell yeah! I'll whip up a design and print up a shirt. I'll probably make a quick video so people can see what they look like. I'll pin it in the comments...probably by tomorrow.
This is a great compilation but you missed one of my favorite moments from the 6th special, when Raffie Taffie introduces him: "We got Hank over there, what's going on Hank?" hi... qwikbite.. "..alright!"
Such a smart move by Levenson's Aquisitions to make an equity investment in Chaplins, huge growth runway ahead, wouldn't be surprised if there's an IPO in the works.
The absolute mundane nothingness of this entire hilarious saga is what makes On Cinema so compelling
I love that Chaplin's chilli degenerates into basic gas station snacks
😂😂. I love that about this whole show. Its a continuation of what happened last time to each character. 🤣👍
I love that it degenerates into the founder being killed by a gas leak.
@@afrank198 I was so hungry one time that I devoured a Quick Bite sandwich at a CVS during PANDEMIC
What always gets me the most is Hank’s determination to keep it together & always represent the company in the most professional way he can, despite every new version of the company being a notable step down from last year
@@waltermolinskiHank killed him
“Joe’s chili would be something Joe and I could talk about later”
“So like a chili dog?”
“…mmm, like a stew."
Finally a compilation on On Cinema’s most mysterious character.
Hank is the key to all of this.
me me im a hankhead
The disintegration of Chaplin’s Chili has to be the best part of the on cinema Oscar specials
By the time we get to Qwikbite there isn't even a cane in the logo.
@@bigduke5902 Tom Chaplin couldn't even use his own name.
"You're just an employee of Qwikbite, whatever that is..."
The disintegration of your cock inside my hole is the best part of on cinema oscar
The detail & continuity in this tiny side bit is extraordinary.
Axiom using his hook at 6:11 🤣
“Chaplin’s chili is no longer affiliated... our company was born out of that but....” Hank’s various rambling bits on the history of Chaplin’s Chili fucking kill me every time
I love how Joe gets invested in the chili over the seasons and seems genuinely disappointed that it’s gone for the 6th special
"Sorry."
- Hank from Chaplin's Express, regarding his hot dogs
“We can put the stew right on the dog.” Rofl! 😂
He’s very convincing and prepared, like mentioning the hot dog factory and where it’s located when Tim confronts him on hotdogs. That’s some great world building prep.
Can we just appreciate how good the continuity between specials is? Over a year later and they still use the Levinson’s Acquisitions plot thread
Hank's ever-shrinking gas station food empire is my favorite side plot.
why is this dude talking about chili and acquisitions so hilarious lmao
You can tell Tim and Gregg think it's a riot too, lots of smiles being hidden
As a Hankhead this is amazing
I love that they for some mysterious legal reason cannot refer to chili as chili. Fuckin' bureaucrats.
Obamacare bullshit
I'm sure it killed 30 young adults at a festival or something
The actor playing Hank is terrific. He absolutely nails the dead pan charisma vacuum of a food service middle manager.
Hank is honestly my all-time favourite On Cinema character. A true diamond in the rough. "It's not that bad, is it?" 🤣
Hank heads rise up!
1:45 "What's your name again?" my name is hank. *"AYNK"* yea.
They went from gourmet chilli to gas station supply of ramen noodles, lmao
I always feel so bad for Hank, seems like such a nice guy. Thank god it wasn't him who died.
hope he comes back, his interactions with Tim are so damn funny
'Don't get into that, Joe. This isn't 20 Questions.' 🤣
Poor Joe just wanted to know if the chili was any different now that it's stew
@@SSgtChitEPanz It's an all-new stew recipe. Hank's always been a stew-and-chowder type guy, simmered to perfection. Bean stews and chowders are where it's at. Not sure of that other stuff you're talking about.
This isn’t 20 questions on Chaplins express..
I could really go for a stew-dog
Like a chili dog?
@@ItssssJack it’s like a stew
No stew dogs, just 5 bean chowder dogs.
They put the stew right on the dog
@@ItssssJackit's a bean based chowder
It actually takes quite a bit of acting talent to portray the personality of a rice cake
Tim's not buying the chowder tag lol.
When Tim smirks "it's chili isn't it Joe?" that might be the hardest I've ever laughed in my life
5 bean stew hot dog, not a chilli dog
Three bean thream alarm stew dog
“Is Mark back there?”
SHUT UP!!!
Do Charlie Chaplin, dummy
Seeing hank always puts the stew on my dog, so to speak
Hankheadz in the house.
I feel so bad for Hank when Tim says, “I would take any sponsor over you.” He looks so dejected and sad lol.
“We can put the stew right on the dog”
He's now part of Quikbite's corporate structure.
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Gotta have that Chaplains Chili shirt!
I can manufacture them if people wanna buy them...
@@ShutTheMuckUp I want one for Levinson's Acquisition group!
@@FANKANable Oh hell yeah! I'll whip up a design and print up a shirt. I'll probably make a quick video so people can see what they look like. I'll pin it in the comments...probably by tomorrow.
Shut The Muck Up could you mock up shirts from a range brands from on cinema and your RUclips audience can vote for ones that people want
I know this comment is year old but a Chaplin’s X-Press logo patch would be great. Also a trucker style cap with the logo on it
0:22 mark messing with the chili (adding something?) and soon after Tim got diarrhea, coincidence? You decide.
KevinNashiscool I think home movies primed me for on cinema as a kid
At first I thought they just brought some unsuspecting real life small business to sponsor $300 for what they thought would be a real oscar special
Three Bean Threemalarm Chowder
1:27 a peerless “dance of the rolls” routine. Bravo, Sir Charles.
Ever noticed the details is the Chaplain’s X-press logo? The mustache hyphen… the cane? Genius.
Levinson's Acquisitions has every right to display its intellectual property as it sees fit.
What timing, I was literally just watching your Tim’s health issues compilation and subscribed to notifications, and here we are!
so funny how he's not legally allowed to say they sell chilli
I admire that Hank has been along for the whole ride.
I love it when the stew goes right on the dog.
God, this is so funny seeing it as a year-to-year montage. Sides are killing me.
Ever since watching this I’ve had a real craving for a five bean stew dog.
"Three alarm chowder".
*threem alarm
Finally a video for us hankheads
This is a great compilation but you missed one of my favorite moments from the 6th special, when Raffie Taffie introduces him: "We got Hank over there, what's going on Hank?" hi... qwikbite.. "..alright!"
❤ Hank! ❤
You’re a god for this one
fuck the fact Hank avoids ever saying chili now is so funny
LMFAO the way the video starts on hanks face 😂😂😂😂😂
This guy gives me chills and i have no idea if its in a good or bad way yet
seriously those Chaplin's Subs look soo goood rn
Could not thank enough for this video
it’s chili innit joe
i love hanks arc
The needless applause is classic. 4:19
Yesssss! Thank you!
"I got diarrhea from that Chaplin's Chili SHIT"
...also, RIP Tom Chaplin
8:14
Tim: How much money are they making off of my misfortune at this point?
Hank: I'm not sure.
The Golden Age of Hollywood finally came to an end with the passing of Tom Chaplin.
RIP Tom 🙏
Three Bean Chowder?!
stew
Tastes a lot like chili!
A beef based chowder
The Quikbite thing is brilliant. Why would you have a side feature on a kiosk of airport snacks, and still have a cafe setup?
I’d love a good stew dog
Hank brought chili once and everyone else kept asking for it for years later, despite his best attempt to rebrand it as chowder and stew
I like how even though tom buys the brand back and sold the brand, the chaplin name stayed in the name for a while
Finnaly! hankheads rejoice around the world
thank you sir
Is it a chowder? is it a chili? is it a stew? One of the great mysteries to prob never be solved for 1000 years
God bless Hank 1:39
"three bean three alarm chowder"
“Okay that’s enough on that”
three beam three malarm chowder
we can put the stew right on the dog
Like a chili dog? ......like a stew
"No, we have something that tastes very good if you like it (chili)..."
he kinda cute tho 😳😳
Hankifornication
What big t shirts he wears
Whether they had a choice or not I really think it was the merger with Levinson's acquisitions that halted Hanks success within the company
3:20 - 3 bean 3 malarm chowder
Three bean threem alarm
Hahaha omg this is so amazing
6:39 my personal favorite moment 😂 Tim is so direct with his displeasure in his hot dog quality 😂
"🤷♂️ it's not that bad, is it?"
Was hank there for the last oscer special?
Such a smart move by Levenson's Aquisitions to make an equity investment in Chaplins, huge growth runway ahead, wouldn't be surprised if there's an IPO in the works.
"3 Bean, 3 alarm, chowder"
Any HankHeads?
Joe always seems so disappointed about the chili
Hank, help me out dont givem any fuckin food!!!
Can someone take about movies please????
7:14 should have went with the pitzmans
I could go for a chowder dog
5:51 existential crisis moment