Shrek as Zodiac Signs
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I didn't even realize how much dirty jokes there was in shrek
I was a kid when it came out. So, at first I didn't notice it.
@@Tinyfurball yeah me to
The Shrek movies definitely has adult humor.
What is this 6th grade like we haven't know that already theres alot of dirty jokes in every movie
1D My_History
Right, lol. You even forgot about cartoons and such.
I loved the scene with scorpio and cancer where cancer was like "THE MUFFIN MAN"
As a Cancer, I agree
My parents are scorpio and cancer ...a mess xD
love ur profile pic btw
@@zuizidakezo5899 my parents are cancer and taurus- it's scary
@@ErenYeager-yi5dj ty😳
"Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate to me!"
This is BIG Scorpio energy
Ikr
THIS-
Istg
Actually that's us Air signs especially Gemini and Aquarius 😂
frrr thoo
1:38- “I’m looking for the ugly stepsister”
A Libra turns around-
Me: a Libra- 1:42- AH
I'm confused, I thought we were pretty. Oh it's a toxic Pisces shit talker. Makes sense
@@vossboss4701 and a toxic Scorpio talker, just like everybody else who hates scorpios
"The muffin man?!"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
Strong Cancer energy 😂❤️
"who lives on Drury lane?"
LMAO 😂 😂
SHAWN MENDES
Iconic lol
When you realize the frog in the bar scene may actually have recognized that the king used to be a frog 😳
Maybe she used to know him when he was a frog prince 🤔
AHAHHAH SHE COULD HAVE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HIM
That took place before he were turned to a frog-
@@arrowcityexceptitsonfire2679 He was a frog, turned to human, then got turned back into a frog. It’s spoken in the film from Fairy Godmothers mouth.
EVERYONE!!! SHE WAS PLANNED TO MARRY HIM BUT HE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE QUEEN
As a Scorpio, I can confirm, we do commonly get kidnapped by monsters trying to relate to us.
Yeah like totally
Yes
fr.
Amen Scorpions
My scorpio ass got kidnapped by one last week. Luckily I got free 🥳🥳
I like seeing scorpio being the evil brain of the operation and Aries as the muscle 🤣
Yea accurate
Fiona being a "Pisces" while Shrek is a "Gemini" and Donkey is a "Scorpio" is totally me.
Same. Pisces ascendant, gemini sun, scorpio moon
@@mariakmak650
Wow I'm an Aries sun, Gemini Ascendant with a Scorpio Moon..
@@mariakmak650 Same😂
I have the same sun, moon and ascendant like you
I’m just a gemini XD
😆 I'm Shrek, Gemini too. But my sister is the only one who gets annoyed. She's donkey, Scorpio.
“I’ve been kidnapped by someone who’s trying to relate to me” 😭✨
Edit - The likes made me so happy Tysm 😭 we the shit 🍾💕
I'm a Scorpio and it's ACCURATE 😭😂
kingdom come right 😂😂
Lmao ima Scorpio
Lol same
Ikr bahaha it’s so true 😭
“Eww , totally ewweth” 😂😂
That’s my new thing-eth
Aqua: Totally
Yeah totally 🤣 funny
As a Scorpio the part when Scorpio kept asking “are we there yet” is soo true
literally my brother
"The muffin man."
"The muffin man?!"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!"
I'm a Cancer, and I think it's both hilarious and accurate that my sign is compared to Gingy in that scene! Lol
I love this scene, but I love it more in Spanish and I’m sorry for the people who can’t experience this scene in Spanish bc it is **chef’s kiss**
But what about “do the roar” kid?!
I vote sagittarius lol
or gemini lmao
Ya
Oh I'm totally down to be the "roar" kid
I vote Sagittarius as a Sagittarius 😂
shrek would be virgo loosing it for sure
"Do you think maybe he's trying to compensate for something hehehe"
As a Leo, I approve of this👍
I would absolutely make this joke given the chance
Same lmao
I'm a sagittarius and my mom is a virgo. The first clip is accurate.
Hahaha Pisces “I need some one taken care of” it’s Aries 😂😂
As a pisces... I can tell you this is accurate.
As a Pisces- that line is damn true
Lol ♌
TV cuff
Tf DVR GB fbc
So happy to see Pisces frequently. Usually people forget pisces *-*
True cause I'm a Pisces
People forget sagittarius we are hardly ever mentioned
@@TiffanyRay also aries ;-;
@@chickenstripes8558 everyone put Aries, what r u saying?
Pink GhostFace i dont think you guys are forgotten hardly ever
I've always loved that part where Arthur says "SOMEBODY HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER WHO'S TRYING TO RELATE TO ME!"
1:15
Me: a gemini
My sister: a Pisces
...
Yep. Us every day.
Same
Y’all literally making me rewatch Shrek 2😭
It's the best out of all
@@astrologic3729 nope. the first one is
Its gorgeous
yea.. its making me want to rewatch all of the shrek movies..
@@jaannmikaela8105 same.I miss my childhood...
Update: I’m a lesbian now. Sorry Fiona-
I thought u were dead
I thought you were American
We love to see it.
@@dizzifulclown_ HA
Phillips, Majesty (7HQM/2021) I’m 5’3
As a Pisces, I don't think I've ever felt more appreciated. Sort of.
Ah yes the perfect video for the usual "I'll study but later"
Scorpio: "HELP! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED BY A MONSTER TRYING TO RELATE TO ME!"
Bruh that is such an accurate description of me and my sign
Same😂😂
Definitely-
Honestlyyyy
LMAO totally.
your sign doesn’t have anything to do with you lol it makes no sense
Aries: violence.
So true
Thank you 🙃 we guard ourselves but we aren’t violent just don’t cross us or mess w people we care about if your kind to us were an angel to you lol
@PHD in fakology epic war
@PHD in fakology
*still epic war*
@PHD in fakology
*i had epic war*
WHEN HE THREW THAT THING BEING SO MAD I DIED SO HARD HAHAHA 8:00
Wtf I just realized the reason why the frog said "do I know you"
Someone Help! I’ve Been Kidnapped By A Monster Thats Trying To Relate To Me!
SCORPIO ♏️
TOO Accurate😭🤣💯
@Robin Gilliver imma libra ;_; but it is true that im dumb
Robin Gilliver lmfao guess the Pisces just got knocked out of existence
I WAS DYING AT THE PART BECAUSE IM A SCORPIO
@@pensboyfriend XD. I be thinking libras are smart from always seeing 2 sides and being extra about fairness.
@Robin The God Okay?
Frog Lady: Do I know you?
Me (Several years later): *HOLY FARQUAD-....FORSHADOWING.*
As a Scorpio I've never related to something more in my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:58 THIS WAS MY FAVORITE! I am Aquarius.
im aquarius too lol
@@sophiacorless7914 isn't something that we would totally do? Because when i was watching the scene i was thinking that he will be aquarius and then he is representing aquarius!!
Perfect!
@@camillyfreire3218 it totally is! i would have gotten so confused if everyone was just randomly saying names, so would have just said mine XD
“Well, She’s married to the muffin man” “The muffin man?” “THE MUFFIN MAN!” CLASSIC LMFAOOOOO
Finally, a zodiac sign compilation that doesnt put Gemini in the tumbnail and then completely forget about us for the rest of the video
IKR
svpphiresndahliias to be fair you still got the least amount
That do be clickbait if you ask me.
And of course Virgo takes the win for the worst represented :|
I completely agree
I feel like libra never gets a personality in these
1:31 That scene makes so much sense now since the king was a frog before.
*Sees Virgo being represented mostly by background characters and by a stumbling Shrek when he is in the spotlight*
Me, a Virgo: "Sounds about right."
I agree 😂
For real. The one time we're in the spotlight, we're stumbling over our words and sound dumb. Virgo power!
@Ulker senpai quick reminder! these kinds of things never apply perfectly to everyone and the sun sign isn't the only sign that affects your personality, the other placements matter too! even if ur sun sign was virgo, ur moon or rising sign could show dominant traits over ur sun sign, which is why these might not apply to u or ur friends too much.
I like how we established that asparagus is part of the zodiac now too lmao
We always be like um
No one:
Sagittarius: absolute ✨chaos✨
Yassssss!
Yesss where my Sagi peeps at 🤣
I'm chaotic and im proud!
I'm chaotic and im proud!
I'm chaotic and im proud!
I feel attacked
YGEmpress ChogiQueen heyyyyy ♐️
I love how taurus has no personality traits other than lazy or eating. Like we actually have cool traits like loyalty or determination but everyone just puts us down for lazy, boring and eating.
To be honest I do find Taurus fun to be around and are comedy kings/queens
*however my only traits are actually being lazy and eating 24.7.365 ♈️*
@@SSHUSUAJ aaaay Aries! I love Aries people because they are just no nonsense and straight forward. Tbh I don’t really relate much to my sign, I’m a lot more like a fire sign but I still gotta stand up for the Taurus homies
@@chameleon28 I relate more to your sign lol
I’m extremely lazy and I love food. But I still have a few of my own sign traits like anger issues, impatience, etc.
*I pretty much have just our signs negative traits :P*
@@SSHUSUAJ lol I also have anger issues and I’m really bad at procrastinating. I wouldn’t say I’m lazy but I don’t like doing stuff that isn’t fun. I hate routine and I get bored staying at home which is why I don’t relate to my sign. Tbh I think loving food and being lazy is just a human thing. Pretty much most people are like that. It’s nothing bad
@@chameleon28 I’m home 24.7 and I never do anything that interesting lol
"Well technically you’re not a king"
OOF😂
Ayooo, I just noticed the part when that female frog was like "hey, do I know you?" to the King. That's probably his ex kuz he use to be a frog too!! 🤯🤯🤯
OH MY GOD
WOOOOOOAH-
Ikr
Damn yo , you just opened up my eyes fr 😂😂😂
When i noticed it wathing the movie for the 3° time, i was _shocked-_ XD
Cancers in the video:
-Fawning over cute animals.
-Singing to birds/being Disney princesses.
-Badass queens.
-Sweet, cute little cookies.
the duality
Capricorns in the video:
- A scolding donkey
- A headless, burping knight
- 'I'm Shrek, you twit'
- The torch dude
- Mood setting Merlin
- An uncomfortable mirror
- One of Lancelot's 'friends'
As a Capricorn here, I relate to these...
Pisces in the video
Decides burning cloths is cool
Badass disney princess
Always getting punched or pushed
Tiny little kitten that uses cuteness as a power
Forienger that needs help
And an ogre who wants a donkey to shuttup but still wont yell at him
Ikr. This is SO not any cancer i know
@@ns.kha29 so you don’t know me :)
"Let's get started!"
**proceeds to go back to sleep**
Yup that's me
5:17 As a Capricorn ♑🐐🦈 I totally agree!!! XDDDD
Love how it represented our cynical, weird and funny sides 😸👍👍
Usually people thinks that Capricorns are always stoic stone faced workaholics, which is definitely not true 😹
Yeah, sometimes we're stoic stone faced people, but you have to earn our expressions first XDD
Same opinion here friend 🐐👍
I’m a Capricorn and I can say I hate working more than anything else.
@@Fideothedog2021 me too XDDD
I forgot how hilarious Shrek was. I also forgot how many adult jokes there were. I am not disappointed
"I'm looking for the ugly step sister"
Libra: 👁️👄👁️
ikr? I'm nobodies stepsister
I thoroughly enjoyed every scene of this...
At 1:30 when the frog said "Do I know you?" And he nervously laughed, only now at 26 do I realize they probably did know each other when he was still a frog
I'm a libra and honestly? Being the icon that is Doris pleases me
Rina same
same lol
sAME
Same
s a m e
Love how as an Aries we’re always represented as being aggressive af 😂
It's true though. Anybody f*cks with us we'll break them 😁
😭thats what im sayinnn
Kellic Trash ikr 😂
Jajaja
thats basically us 😂 loud and destruction
The Capricorn one with the music to “set the mood” is so be bcs I don’t know how to handle when someone is crying or sad. I never realized how relatable that scene was.
"UGH, totally eweth"
"Yea, totally"
The Fawk :D
Fiona’s mom: Harold!
Fiona: Shrek!
Fiona’s dad: Fiona!
Fiona: Mom!
Fiona’s mom: Harold!
Donkey: DoNkEy! (I’m dying w Aquarius ♒️ 😂😂)
Im aquarius and its fking true 😂😂
@@diorfanni Aquarius crew thread here! =D
As a Gemini I approve of the video
And how Scorpio annoys Gemini is true to my own MOTHER is a Scorpio
I wasn't even checking the likes on this!!!! I want to hug all of you cause this really helps me to be who I am around other people I honestly just want to make people laugh and I hope you have a blessed day!
pls stop fighting in the comments :(
Omg that's weird cause my Sun Sign is Aries but my Moon is Scorpio and my Ascendant is Gemini. So I annoy myself sometimes😆👍
*(Mouth clicking noise)*
@Robin Gilliver yUh
my dad is a scorpio and my mom is a gemini I- 👁👄👁
@@ZodiacObsessed omg,I feel that
I'm dying of laughter from the "hes a star ppl!!"
Haha I'm not really into astrology at all I feel a bit out of place in the comment section but I do like to watch these videos to see what kind of shanangian my zodiac gets into along with my family and friends. Thanks for making this! You must have done a bunch of research on zodiacs :)).
As a cancer I approve of this video 😌♋️
8:35 is it saying we’re clumsy or what ?
I also approve this video as a happy cancer
Haha get it... because cancer- camprr... imma stop
@@barcabazz yea, kind of
Yeah we approve!
@@dankacademia1865 ive found my ppl 😭😭
“don’t you know who he THINKS he is” as a leo, i relate lmao
My dad is a leo, and this is 100% spot on 😂
LMAO I RELATE SO MUCH
ahahah soo truee
2:40
OH HELL YEAH
Me a Scorpio: *offended noises*
i WoUlD nEvEr-
3:42 they are literally me and my Older sister 🤣✌
0:04 as a Sagittarius with a Virgo best friend, I can confirm this is a 100% accurate representation of our friendship
Haha I'm a sagi tooo
A.j :3 yay sag squad
@@idklol570 a third member has join the sag squad
Sameeee! 😂
I'm a virgo and my best friend is a Sagittarius 😳💖
Capricorn here, and yes... Merlin was trying to set the mood, so underappreciated jeez!
Ikr i was like OMG YES THATS ME
We are the most boring sign😂
@@manuelortega3240 Nah
@@manuelortega3240 Nah we are just very quiet and we don't like to get into other people's business unless they bother us, we don't bother them we just lay on the grass and drink lemonade lol
@@TheThompsontheory I agree. Though what we lack sometimes in communication or "being out there" we make up with work ethic, consistency, and heart. We carry those 3 traits in every situation
As a Sagittarius ♐ I totally agree with the first scene.
I didn’t know how much I needed this:
Nobody:
Me at two am: ah yes, the perfect video
6am 💀
it's literally 2:30
It's 2:20
Me who's a Libra: *Sees that I'm the Ugly Step Sister* YESSSSSS!!!! SHE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SHREK CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME!!!
SAME ♎
♎️♎️♎️♎️♎️♎️♎️
Haha 😂
Except were not ugly😂
@@aislinn3951 PERIODTT
I was today’s years old when I released how many dirty jokes their are in shrek o-o
I’m a Leo and my best friend is an Aries you got us 100% accurate 🤣
yes aries and scorpio the violence and chaos duo
obs: im aries and my best friend is scorpio
Same here
Schools better watch out for me when I'm an adult because im
Shot schol
I'm a scorpio with an aries ascendant, I don't need a partner, I'm the chaotic duo alone JAJSJSJS
@@c44mila45 youre damn right you are
My best friends are aries and scorpio. While me here is a cancer...
You should've called this Pisces, Gemini, Scorpio and Cancer edition xD
~a very angry Capricorn lmao
I agree
Yeah lol
Hahahahahahahaa "a very angry capricorn is the ultimate sarcasm " lol
Bruh you got shown 7 times. Gemini got shown 5 times 😤
~an even angrier Gemini
Don't forget Taurus and Virgo, those appear the most smh
4:46 Me (capricorn) cursing the whole world when I can't find something, my mom (sagittarius) . So accurate 💀
3:04 "Pork Illustrated"
um what 0-0
Pisces and 𝖳𝖺𝗎𝗋𝗎𝗌 burning the bra is relatable lmfaoo
As a Pisces I would totally do that even though I act nothin like my sign ✌️✨
@@imafvckingqueen8724 haha im a pisces and im like so similer to my sign its crazy expecially at 3:15- 4:46 its so funny lol
I'm a taurus and my sister is a pisces and I can see us doing crazy shit like this.
As a nonbinary Pisces who hates having to wear bras, I can relate.
I am taurus XD
I- I mean they got Aquarius right we’re always on crack-
yupp
gang gang
The whole movie has Aquarius energy tho😏😂
@@---ff8qv lmao true
The Arthur one with the poster is so accurate. We are dramatic as FUCK 🥴
2:47 I love how my zodiac is just a prince on a poster- xdd
THIS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY LETS GOOO
If I counted correctly, this is the amount of times each zodiac was mentioned. I counted the when signs were just in scenes, not every time you see their name if that makes sense.
Aries - 9
Taurus-7
Gemini-5
Cancer-7
Leo-9
Virgo- 8
Libra-7
Scorpio-6
Sagittarius-8
Capricorn- 7
Aquarius-9
Pisces-7
Wow this took a bit ngl.
Gemini 5 😔
Are you that bored
Ayano Aishi’z older sister Lol - Yea, Gemini’s are always bullied
tyroneburke123 - Yea, it’s sad hah
I'm a gemini lmao rip
Taurus here - it’s great bc we’re always associated with sleeping and food and I’m here for it 😂😂😂
And me as a Pisces we burn bras 😂😂😂
KØFFEE 4Ü 🤣🤣
😂 😂 True
Bruh I hate bEinG one sometimes, I DON'T JUST EAT AND SLEEP
Ellie Molewyk - same here
4:46 my Capricorn sister trying to scare me when she knows I don’t get scared easily. I’m Sagittarius btw.
7:06 is literally me and my bsf but without the drugs XDDD
I love the way Virgos are both the tough guy and the ones getting bullied
exactly. i'm a doormat, i get bully a lot from school (from the past) and just about my whole family but if you hurt someone i care about, i'm like "hold up?". i might get my ass kick but you can't say i didn't try. XD
it’s v relatable
Tbh as a scorpio....imma take this as a compliment (AKA the donkey road scene)
Scorpio the funniest haha😂
As a Gemini, I relate to shrek and take that as a compliment 😂
Same, i always ask my parents if we are at our destination and the answers always no
As a Scorpio, 0:56 made me feel personally attacked 🤣 good job
Pisces in some scenes were quiet but you could tell they were cussing someone out in their head.
*Me being a Capricorn: 👁👄👁🍿
Same here, whos with me! 🤚☺
@@Madi-rv9wp Lmao same
FINALLY A CAPRICORN
@@skyvariety7269 even tho I'm capricorn too, I do agree with you that they are underrated.
Fr
Sagittarius and Aquarius are the cool class clowns 🤪🤓♒️
Me and my bff lol
@@xoxokendle literally same wat
So true XD
Turns out I am the alone kid everyone ignores
@@user-gh2sc6fl7k wdym
shrek is such an iconic movie
0:49 THE SNOOOOORT 🤣🤣💀
So basically Scorpio is really really wired and annoying...
*sniff sniff*
😂
Yes ur very wired
No I think they are cool
@@chancho7486 you arnt allowed here anymore. :>
@@bealightinthedarkness9986 I go where I want
Aries: Fightingand breaking bones
Me as an aries: Can't even kill a freaking cockroach
So true. I’m more like Aries the sheep instead of Aries the ram
The *freaking* in that sentence proves that you are, in fact, an aries. :)
Why is everything about this accurate af 😆😭🤣😆😆. And when they fly I'm off screaming and crying for help.
Yeah roaches are so scary you don’t know when they’re gonna attack!
@@rhyleyjones9539 cool?
It's scary how much the carriage ride to far far away scene with Shrek and donkey is so accurate to me and my best friend who's a Scorpio and I'm a Gemini lmaoo
I can’t stop watching this this is funny
It’s when donkey shouted out his name at the table for me. Totally something I’d do 🤣🤣♒️♒️♒️
Me, too.
im aquaris too :3
According to this I'm annoying and a psychopath... (I'm a Scorpio)
*(Mouth clicking noises)*
Yeah and according to this I’m annoying and unlikeable (Aquarius)
@Robin Gilliver my son is a leo lol.
@Robin The God you forget about aries and pisces...
Robin The God what about Virgo?
Ohhhhhh Shrek, these movies with NEVER get old 😂😂😂😂
5:50 I literally cannot explain how accurate this is (coming from a cancer in an all scorpio house)
♓️ here anyone else
Me :)
I am a ♌ leo sorry 😁
Here
♓ piscis
♋cancer,srry
As a Pisces I can confirm
Yes
It’s true
This makes me want to watch all shrek movies again.
finally my favorite movie smashed with what im into 😌