Seeing these videos of her, in my head I knew that the people getting appointments with her knew she would ask that. I never even thought about/considered it randomly happening. That would be a bit creepy
I once loaded groceries in the back seat of the wrong car and was happily surprised at how clean the back seats were.. thought kids had cleaned up after themselves. Should have known right then and there. Lol
Back in the 70s my aunt cleaned the snow off the windows and started the car and was driving out of the parking lot when she realized it was the same model but not her car . It started , same keys .😳🤡
@@bentonrp I dunno if her car had a sunroof or moonroof in her car lol But... A sunroof slides and allows it to be fully opened up. A moonroof is just the glass that allows light in without the elements coming in .
Went to the grocery store once when I drove my dad's Geo Tracker. It was the 2 door soft top and black like most of them are. When coming out of the store, there were 5 others parked around me that looked exactly the same, and there was a guy sitting in the driver's seat of mine looking very confused. I pressed the buttons on the fob and then he realized he was in the wrong one. Turned out he had the one across from me.
I once told my Mother that I didn't want to do chores any more, she said "Right now you get food, clothing and a bed to sleep in, if you stop doing chores you need to pick one of those that you don't want any more." I told her I would do my chores.
The "Oh shi..this is n0t my car" had me rolling😅 I once tried to unlock a truck I mistook for mine (wasn't paying a lick of attention) with the dude sitting behind the wheel and his girl pointing at me from the passenger's seat laughing 😅
I personally can't even comprehend these videos where people easily opening someone else's car. Like as... in that country no one locks their car when not sitting in it or what? Sounds like a car thieft paradise.
The car thing happened to me at Walmart. I unlocked my door, opened it, and sat down. Immediately I knew something was off. It wasn’t my truck. Same color and same truck, but mine was a couple rows over. I felt real dumb. Not as dumb as the people that left their door unlocked though
More Zeducation gotta love it Dang dude on the stretcher cracked me up... Setting at store waiting for my wife to come out. Guy pulls up in same car next spot over. Sprinkling a bit but hot enough to have windows down. She runs out and hops in with HIM. She didn't realize until my hysterical laughing prompted her to look up. 😂😂😂. He and I both laughed she took it pretty good too.
Went back to my car (old man baseball game between companies) , used my key, got in and was going through the console before realizing this was not "my" car.
With braces, the retainer is to keep your teeth aligned until the bone in the jaw resolidifies. However, once that’s done, the teeth will shift over time based on forces acting on your teeth daily. Wearing a retainer or Invisalign for life is if you want to maintain the “perfect” arrangement you have when the braces came off.
Our puppy woke me one morning grinning ear to ear, just sooooooo proud because being held in his front paws was my new $1,000 pair of glasses chewed to pieces. The neighbors called animal control as I chased him outside trying to hit him with a mop handle 😮. I was arrested, he took a secret crap in my closet and fell asleep on my pillow 🤦🤷 True story, swear to God
@JohnnyNoPockets what do you even mean???? Literally quoting =/= not understanding??? I was implying that no one let's an animal do something. What's the alternative? Keep it in a cage all day? Can you people just communicate like normal rather than make absolutely no sense in face with a disagreement?
@JohnnyNoPockets Small as a spray bottle, to a slap, bonked with an object, up to pelted with a belt, are these things wrong to do when you "let" your child do something? It makes you irresponsible? You "let" your child misbehave and so now what? It's your fault that a being with its own mind does stuff you don't want it to...? Right, so put it in a cage 🙄 How do we learn without consequences...? Dogs are simpler. Not only that but also....I don't think I can say without youtube taking it down, but they not really that comparable to a child. You don't replace a baby every 10 years after it dies and forget about it. Human beings are more important. And still, we spank them or whatever when we "let" them misbehave. This is incoherent gobbledygook
@JohnnyNoPockets stop making an ass out of yourself by assuming things about me wrapped up in an easy insult 🤦🏼♀️ I listed levels of disciplinary actions a person can take. You compared children to animals. Honestly, this is pointless because we are talking passed each other. It's okay to 1. Tell a wild, possibly funny story. 2. Discipline both animals and children in your care to varying degrees dependent on their actions. I could say the same thing "don't ever reproduce or get an animal because your method of raising them is not preferable to me" because I could jump to the conclusion that you would never discipline anything in your care and thus, you'd raise an out of control beast, animal or man, that ends up needing putting down because they were never told no or something. Now...isn't that fucking silly?
@JohnnyNoPockets I listed levels of disciplinary actions a person can take. You compared children to animals. Honestly, this is pointless because we are talking passed each other. It's okay to 1. Tell a wild, possibly funny story. 2. Discipline both animals and children in your care to varying degrees dependent on their actions. Also stop with the last nonsense bit. I could say the same thing "don't ever reproduce or get an animal because your method of raising them is not preferable to me" because I could jump to the conclusion that you would never discipline anything in your care and thus, you'd raise an out of control beast, animal or man, that ends up needing putting dwn because they were never told no or something. Now...isn't that fckin silly?
I was sitting outside walgreens one time waiting for the wife when this random woman walks up, opens the door and sits in my passenger seat and proceeded to look at her phone, I said "so what's going on" and she turned so quick with the biggest look of shock, said she was sorry like 7 times and left. Hilarious.
I bought a dandylion yellow SUV. I had made a few jokes about how I'll never get in the wrong car again.. I went into the store, came out, and sitting beside me was the exact same car. Same yellow, same year. My kids thought it was funny. Mine was the one that beeped.. A few years later, I was waiting for my son to come out of the store, when a random woman got right in the passenger seat, and told me where she wanted to go.. I started giggling, she gave me such a look.. then the taxi she called pulled in, same SUV, same yellow.. my son came out and opened the door of the taxi.. didn't get in, a man was driving.. I was laughing hard by then, the lady in my car apologized, she had figured it out.. I kept laughing and told her "That's my son", pointing.. Everyone got in the right car, and I still laugh about that. No car is immune, no color is immune. These things happen to the best of us..
Ooh… that puppy one hit my husband and me hard. We got a puppy in March, she’s a Sheepadoodle, and she was an evil little psycho when she was small she’s 10 months old and has calmed down a lot. 😂
Story time! My husband and I went out for a late dinner with my sister and her spouse and they drove their antique '68 Coronado. We rode with them. At the restaurant I realized I had left my purse locked in the car. I got their keys and went out to get it. I could not get the key to unlock the door and had to go back inside. My BIL was shocked when I told him the key wouldn't open the door and went out to the parking lot to ck it. Turned out someone else with a classic '68 Coronado had parked one row closer - same color, same upholstery, same everything and I was trying to open the wrong car. What are the odds? Either way he thought I was an idiot. True story.
15:45 Thank you Zed for TOTALLY dismantling this poor girls attempt at humor!!! A THOROUGH explanation of New York Times best selling books; an explanation the neither she nor anyone else in the universe ever really needed! I bet she never tries humor again.
I have, in fact, gotten in the wrong car…….😳…… the hysterical laughing from my sister and daughter watching me do it is still mortifying to this day. Thank heavens it was before smart phones, 🙄 so there is no proof.
I have a 20oz YETI mug that fits my cup holder perfectly. The slider in the lid is held together magnetically, makes the lid extremely easy to clean, and does not slide closed when you try to take a sip of coffee. It’s perfect for my 18oz morning coffee, that I make at home. It keeps the coffee hot for a long time.
One time my husband ran out to the car from the store in a snowstorm. He ran to the wrong vehicle and opened the door and scared the bejesus out of the guy in there! I never laughed so hard in my life.
USMC veteran here, Tyler. You can salute with your left hand if you are holding something in your right hand or if your right hand or arm is injured. My son was also in the USAF. I understand.
Army vet here. If you can salute with your left hand while carrying something in your right hand , then you carry it in your left hand and salute with your right. It's never acceptable to carry something in your right hand and salute with your left if you can carry the object in your left hand.
@@warrengoss7547 media dot. defense dot. gov says you are wrong. It's clearly states that you don't salute only when carrying something in both hands. It also states that if possible, you carry objects in your left hand. The article is specifically talking about the navy customs. Unless the Marines don't follow the Dept of the Navy regulations on this, you carry things in your left hand 'if possible.' It clearly says to always salute with the right hand of possible, and carry things in your left hand so you can salute with your right. That goes to what I said, if you can salute with your left while carrying something in your right, then carry in your left and salute with your right. It also clearly states that a left hand salute is ok only if the right hand is injured. That's another strike against carrying things in the right hand and saluting with the left. Now I'll admit that I'm coming at this from an Army perspective where we expected people to know this and left hand salutes not permitted, and I'll admit that I don't know if the USMC has regulations that ignore the Dept of the Navy regulations, but the site I mentioned above seems to contradict the idea you can carry stuff in your right hand and salute with your left if possible to carry in your left. Key words to my statement are, "if possible....", and key words in the article on the site I mentioned are also, "if possible...."
@@desertrat7634 a**hole, I served in the 80s. I don't care what some LGBTQ soldier says today. We also don't salute unless we're wearing a cover. We only wear a cover indoors when we're on duty and wearing a web belt. Obviously you don't know much about the Marine Corps during the 1980s. It would have been better if you didn't comment and show yourself to be an a**hole.
Yes. At a gas station, after going inside and paying for gas, I got into someone else's vehicle. It was the exact same car as mine. It took me about 10 seconds to realize it was a lot cleaner than my car and that I was in the wrong car. I quickly got out, laughing my head off, hoping the other person would come out so I could tell them what I did. However, they were nowhere in sight, and I started to look a little creepy just standing by their car, so I found MY car and left. It was really funny, and I was sad I had no one to share in the moment with me.
So glad you both shared these comments 😅 and now you do have people to share it with retroactively! Lol, my story is a lot the same 😂 I commented it here too
Had my braces taken off around ten years ago. I still wear the retainer. They did say that if I wear them enough, I will only have to wear them once a week... Still haven't achieved that... 😂
When I was in gradeschool, I would occasionally overhear my classmates talking about allowance for doing chores. So one day, when my father returned from work, I asked him "Why don't we get allowance?" To which he quickly responded with "Why don't you pay rent?"
For anyone considering Lasik, (not that this is ANY guarantee on your results) my husband had it when he was 18 and has had 2020 vision ever since, over 20 yrs. later. That, in spite of getting some chemicals in his eyes at work a time or 2. Now, in his case he felt it was definitely worth the very real risk the operation could have worsened or ruined his vision ( and not due to Dr. mistake), which is why he'd had to wait til 18, as his mom was very worried about that ( a better safe than sorry, wise enough view). It was worth it to him though because he had to have such thick "coke bottle" glasses and couldn't see much without them, and this was absolutely not copacetic with his interests and skills etc. in life, namely welding and mechanic-ey stuff of all kinds. It's closing in on 25 years, and we're so thankful for his good eyesight !! ( He's had enough other health and life challenges !! But thank you, God !)
I would like to thank the woman that give the translation for what the girl said when she was on the JetSki’s, I know she was speaking English but I couldn’t understand a word of it
ROTFL...I have totally gotten in the wrong car. Got in, put my seat belt on, started telling my bestie about the experiance. I look over see it is not him. I say oops, unbuckle, and got out. My friend saw the whole thing. I still haven't lived that one down!
I just started following you today and i can tell you i love your videos. My husband and I have 4 daughters and answering to your question about dads with daughters That is exactly your future :)
Thank you for another video. 21:50 What was the coolest rule my parents had growing up? I'm from GenX, we did things a little differently: Throughout high school, I got NO allowance and after 10th grade, I had no curfew. Starting at 10 years-old, I had jobs at gas stations, worked for towing companies, worked as a stock boy at a convenience store, so I could have anything I worked and paid for; this included alcohol, but excluded firearms and narcotics (which was cool, I didn't want them).
I have never commented before. After at least 100 watched videos I never really had a need until the "Rat Documentary" was displayed on the screen. Bravo... Bravo
I do not laugh much, it is not because it is not funny, it is just my personality. I laughed out loud once here - when Megan put up the Ratatouille image in reference to the rat documentary. She is starting to throw more stuff in these videos and she is every part as hilarious as Tyler! It is appreciated.
My mom did that with a cart load of groceries. She went to a green Jeep, opened the hatch back, and was just about to put her groceries into the back when she noticed a distinct lack of camping equipment. A gentleman across the row had opened our Jeep. Ma heard him say WTF.
I used to drive forklift. If I had downtime I would pick a stack of pallets and move them to different locations in the factory and keep doing that so everyone thought I was actually working. Also, a clipboard, a couple sheets of paper and a pen makes you look important lol.
PSA: If anyone is thinking of having kids, get a puppy first. Not a kitten, they're self-reliant, but a puppy and tend to it as if it's a child including sitters, etc. No, being able to handle a puppy will not prepare you for raising a kid, BUT if you can't handle a puppy, raising kids is probably not for you.
The puppy nearly ended me. Still just have the dog no kids. You are correct I am no mother, lol. I could probably handle a teenager, I’m immune to judgement and I have no problem cooking for large crowds 🤣.
When we were kids my parents went into the store and left us in the car - they came out and loaded the groceries into the wrong car! They not only got in the wrong car they forgot they had 3 kids with them! We just watched them trying to figure out what they were doing! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The funny thing is that my parents were born in 1913 and 1917 so no drugs were involved - they had us late in life and I think they were hoping for a do over lol
I'm a Tuscaloosa native and Alabama graduate/fan. Yeah, a lot of people here have been acting like Nick Saban died. He's still here, and still has an office at UA. We'll be okay. Just breathe, people.
I had a some random very confused granny thinking I am stealing her grand son's car on a parking lot once. Poor lady was waiting for him next to my car :(
Yup, my wife and I got into an identical car parked a few spots away from ours. Sat there talking for a few seconds, then saw a collection of change in the cup holder.... when did that get there??? Oh crap! We got out and into our car just in time to see the couple that owned the car emerge from the store, get in and drive off. We were cracking up
One time we were putting groceries in our hatchback and there’s like 4 tubs of cat litter in the trunk. I turn to my mom and ask “hey, did we buy cat litter?” And this lady from the front passenger seat nnnoooooooo?? Core childhood memory right there.
Several years ago I was leaving Ihop at night with a friend and was trying to open the trunk to put in leftovers, and a woman called out, wrong car- and mine was right next to hers, just one car over.
21:50 The coolest rule my father ever told me was "...if you are going to do something wrong, don't get caught." And that is a direct quote. Of course that quote was preceded by "You're a teenager, and I know you are going to be doing some things that are not right..."
My wife got into some lady's car thinking it was ours..funny thing is..the lady was sitting in her car about to leave...lol..I'm glad the lady had a sense of humor about it
Car story: Ditched halfway through a high school basketball game with the boys. Hopped in what I thought was my dad’s new car. Didn’t realize till the key didn’t fit the ignition. You’ve never seen 4 teens move as fast as we did scrambling to get out of that car😅
The wrong car thing happened to my stepdad back in the 80's. He went to the grocery store and actually drove all the way home with the wrong truck, it was the same make, model, color, and the keys worked in ignition. Didn't even know until the police knocked on the door. No charges were filed and everyone had a really good laugh. And yes, that is your life with girls... and boys.
Yes, my dad was able to start someone else's car back in the early 90s, a Chrysler Plymouth minivan, same color, a few spots down at a tiny strip mall. Luckily he didn't drive away. He was looking for his driving gloves and realized it was the wrong van. I don't think they used to make very many unique keys back then.
I REALLY hope people go to that hairsalon and say “no” to that question, just to see her reaction. And yes, it’s still funny the 500’th time no matter what she says.
Here's a "getting in the wrong car" Lancaster amish version! Guy hitched up his horse after church, drove up to the house, wife climbed in, and they head out for home. Wife exclaims, you've got the wrong horse! Man looks over at her and says, I've got the wrong wife! 😂
Back in thebearly1980's I got in and drove a car that looked EXACTLY like mine. Same color paint, same color and style interior, even same trim level. It was parked one row forward of where my car was parked. Didn't realize this until I reached for my box of cassettes that were not there in the back. Drove back on the base and the same parking space was still empty, but a man was looking for his car with base security there. Easy out, as my keys fit and they were identical looking.
I got my braces off in 1987 and have worn my retainers EVERY night while sleeping since then…also while napping. I hate accidentally falling to sleep without them because it hurts my jaw. So basically I’ve worn them every day since 1987…..and my teeth are perfect. Retainers are aptly named.
Go you ! I got braces put on in 1977 FINALLY off in 1984. Ruining my entire teen years pictures LOL Wore that dang retainer for ONE YEAR and it started not fitting. Threw it out and just dealt with the split between the front teeth ..gap gets a bit bigger over the years. I was never warned I HAD to wear it for life.
@@lorireed8046 I was an adult when I got braces, so my bones were already hardened. In that case, the teeth will always try to move back. When a child, the bones harden around the newly positioned teeth and so they tend to stay in place better. If I work a long day ..say 18 hours..without wearing my retainers, when I put them in, they’re tight! That’s how prone they are to move! I have pacts with friends that God forbid, if I’m ever knocked out in the hospital or in a coma, they’re to put in my retainers for me!
@@lorireed8046 …..sad? It’s reality, but I wouldn’t call it “sad”. I feel I was so lucky that the technology was available to me that was not an option to countless generations before me……now, it’s my responsibility to do my part of the process. And it’s such simple and easy thing..certainly not sad. All the orthodontist’s expertise can do only so much. IMO, it would be not only irresponsible, but silly of me not to follow the rest of the plan.
My husband had people get into his backseat thinking he was their Uber driver . lol 😂 He was actually just parking in the lot at our apartment building.
Took me a minute to figure out that it wasn’t excitement for the NHL. I thought Taylor Swift left Travis Kielce for an NHL player and all the Swifties heard he wanted to get his hands on a Stanley Cup.
Tyler, had a Mazda sports car that was literally eggplant purple w gold trim. Not common paint job. Had never seen another in little ol East TN. Walked out of Target, used key to enter car. Tried to start and it wouldn't turn. It opened the door & went into ignition. I looked around in exasperation and noticed how unusually clean (this was spotless) my car was.... Oh my goodness this isn't my purple car! Lol. My car was literally 3 spots up in same row! Scary how it opened their car tho!?!? 😂 Love love love the channel... Deev's too! Very proud of you for publishing your book. Good bless your family.
Had a bowl of soup at my fish shop yesterday -- couldn't decide which one to choose so mixed the NE Clam Chowder with the Lobster Bisque. Dang, now I'd like to have some for breakfast with Zed 🤤
6:38 one time my ex got in the wrong car and I was headed to the driver door when the owner said "Wrong One!" as they were coming out of the store. We all had a good laugh for a minute. 🤦😂
Fun story. I had an 01 Jetta that was salvaged, so she came with a universal key. I got out of the store, loaded up my groceries, and was literally two blocks down the road before I realized my fuzzy dice were gone. The real owner of my vw's twin thought it was hilarious, but my soul left my body that day.
When I was 15, and possibly on the wacky tobacky, I went to a movie with my cousins. After the movie was done, I was a little bit behind them and walked and got into the backseat of a van and closed my eyes. After about 10 seconds, I opened my eyes and next to me was a little kid I've never seen before, and what I assume were his parents staring back at me from the front seats. I apologized and sprinted over to my cousins car, which was a red Camaro lol. I was mortified and it's something I'll never forget.
I had braces for 4 years and used my retainer for maybe a year, on and off, before I stopped. 20 years later and I still get compliments on how straight my teeth are and how jealous they are of me.
I also think he should attend some courses to learn how to knit, crochet, cross-stitch and needlepoint - MAYBE then he could tell the difference between them.
The "translation lady"...
Priceless!
Juuuust priceless!
"Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive...."😂
That Joe Burden impression was spot on😂
If I go to the barber, and the first thing they say when I sit down is, "Can I touch you?" I'm going to be immediately creeped out and leave
I'd asked where they wanted to touch me & go from there.
Seeing these videos of her, in my head I knew that the people getting appointments with her knew she would ask that. I never even thought about/considered it randomly happening. That would be a bit creepy
I would say: "No, I want to see how you do it without touching me".
THEN, I would get up and leave.
If it's a female, I would say yes, but only if I can determine where I would be touched...
“Please do!” *unzips*
It think the lady with "WTF Was That Translation Services" has a real business opportunity there 🤣
I once loaded groceries in the back seat of the wrong car and was happily surprised at how clean the back seats were.. thought kids had cleaned up after themselves. Should have known right then and there. Lol
Now that's funny!!!!
Back in the 70s my aunt cleaned the snow off the windows and started the car and was driving out of the parking lot when she realized it was the same model but not her car . It started , same keys .😳🤡
But did the woman in the video's car also have a moonroof that she didn't know about too? And what is a moonroof? Sunroof maybe?...
@@bentonrp I dunno if her car had a sunroof or moonroof in her car lol
But... A sunroof slides and allows it to be fully opened up. A moonroof is just the glass that allows light in without the elements coming in .
@@lorireed8046 ohhhh! I'll remember that now. Thank You! 🙂
As a father of four girls... yes, Tyler. This is exactly what you're in for.
Went to the grocery store once when I drove my dad's Geo Tracker. It was the 2 door soft top and black like most of them are. When coming out of the store, there were 5 others parked around me that looked exactly the same, and there was a guy sitting in the driver's seat of mine looking very confused. I pressed the buttons on the fob and then he realized he was in the wrong one.
Turned out he had the one across from me.
I once told my Mother that I didn't want to do chores any more, she said "Right now you get food, clothing and a bed to sleep in, if you stop doing chores you need to pick one of those that you don't want any more." I told her I would do my chores.
The "Oh shi..this is n0t my car" had me rolling😅
I once tried to unlock a truck I mistook for mine (wasn't paying a lick of attention) with the dude sitting behind the wheel and his girl pointing at me from the passenger's seat laughing 😅
I personally can't even comprehend these videos where people easily opening someone else's car.
Like as... in that country no one locks their car when not sitting in it or what? Sounds like a car thieft paradise.
@tovarishcheleonora8542 In some areas, yeah lol
@@MrsShocoTaco Are those people stupid or what? Or just millioners so they can allow themselves to not fear from their car being stolen? 🤣
The car thing happened to me at Walmart. I unlocked my door, opened it, and sat down. Immediately I knew something was off. It wasn’t my truck. Same color and same truck, but mine was a couple rows over. I felt real dumb. Not as dumb as the people that left their door unlocked though
8:50 The translator lady reminds me of the subtitles for "Jive Speak" in the movie, "Airplane".
I know, it was even funnier because the lady was the mom in "Leave it to Beaver".
Barbara Billingsley.
Yes😂😂😂 I was thinking the same. That's jive
11:40 The editing comedy GOLD on display here is astonishing. Chef's kiss!
More Zeducation gotta love it
Dang dude on the stretcher cracked me up...
Setting at store waiting for my wife to come out. Guy pulls up in same car next spot over. Sprinkling a bit but hot enough to have windows down. She runs out and hops in with HIM. She didn't realize until my hysterical laughing prompted her to look up. 😂😂😂.
He and I both laughed she took it pretty good too.
Went back to my car (old man baseball game between companies) , used my key, got in and was going through the console before realizing this was not "my" car.
That "Good Impression" guy..... Darn! He's good. 😲
With braces, the retainer is to keep your teeth aligned until the bone in the jaw resolidifies. However, once that’s done, the teeth will shift over time based on forces acting on your teeth daily.
Wearing a retainer or Invisalign for life is if you want to maintain the “perfect” arrangement you have when the braces came off.
I like how it took him nine steps to fall over. In slow motion. Lool. 😂
I love how you troll Zed with the Ratatouille screen splash . . . well done.
🤣😂CAME HERE TO SAY THAT! Meghan! 😂🤣
@@robyneanderton9253 She trolls him often, it’s awesome! I actually look forward to seeing the little things she sneaks in the videos
That was brilliant. I saw your comment first, and I still laughed out loud at that. That was great comedic timing.
Meghan, I have to clean up the drink I just spit all over my keyboard... thanks!
Our puppy woke me one morning grinning ear to ear, just sooooooo proud because being held in his front paws was my new $1,000 pair of glasses chewed to pieces. The neighbors called animal control as I chased him outside trying to hit him with a mop handle 😮. I was arrested, he took a secret crap in my closet and fell asleep on my pillow 🤦🤷
True story, swear to God
@JohnnyNoPockets"let him chew your own glasses"
Um...no
@JohnnyNoPockets what do you even mean???? Literally quoting =/= not understanding???
I was implying that no one let's an animal do something. What's the alternative? Keep it in a cage all day?
Can you people just communicate like normal rather than make absolutely no sense in face with a disagreement?
@JohnnyNoPockets
Small as a spray bottle, to a slap, bonked with an object, up to pelted with a belt, are these things wrong to do when you "let" your child do something? It makes you irresponsible? You "let" your child misbehave and so now what? It's your fault that a being with its own mind does stuff you don't want it to...?
Right, so put it in a cage 🙄
How do we learn without consequences...? Dogs are simpler. Not only that but also....I don't think I can say without youtube taking it down, but they not really that comparable to a child. You don't replace a baby every 10 years after it dies and forget about it. Human beings are more important. And still, we spank them or whatever when we "let" them misbehave.
This is incoherent gobbledygook
@JohnnyNoPockets stop making an ass out of yourself by assuming things about me wrapped up in an easy insult 🤦🏼♀️
I listed levels of disciplinary actions a person can take. You compared children to animals. Honestly, this is pointless because we are talking passed each other.
It's okay to 1. Tell a wild, possibly funny story. 2. Discipline both animals and children in your care to varying degrees dependent on their actions.
I could say the same thing "don't ever reproduce or get an animal because your method of raising them is not preferable to me" because I could jump to the conclusion that you would never discipline anything in your care and thus, you'd raise an out of control beast, animal or man, that ends up needing putting down because they were never told no or something. Now...isn't that fucking silly?
@JohnnyNoPockets
I listed levels of disciplinary actions a person can take. You compared children to animals. Honestly, this is pointless because we are talking passed each other.
It's okay to 1. Tell a wild, possibly funny story. 2. Discipline both animals and children in your care to varying degrees dependent on their actions.
Also stop with the last nonsense bit. I could say the same thing "don't ever reproduce or get an animal because your method of raising them is not preferable to me" because I could jump to the conclusion that you would never discipline anything in your care and thus, you'd raise an out of control beast, animal or man, that ends up needing putting dwn because they were never told no or something. Now...isn't that fckin silly?
I was sitting outside walgreens one time waiting for the wife when this random woman walks up, opens the door and sits in my passenger seat and proceeded to look at her phone, I said "so what's going on" and she turned so quick with the biggest look of shock, said she was sorry like 7 times and left. Hilarious.
Lol its cool when people take it chill like you.
I bought a dandylion yellow SUV. I had made a few jokes about how I'll never get in the wrong car again..
I went into the store, came out, and sitting beside me was the exact same car. Same yellow, same year. My kids thought it was funny. Mine was the one that beeped..
A few years later, I was waiting for my son to come out of the store, when a random woman got right in the passenger seat, and told me where she wanted to go..
I started giggling, she gave me such a look.. then the taxi she called pulled in, same SUV, same yellow.. my son came out and opened the door of the taxi.. didn't get in, a man was driving..
I was laughing hard by then, the lady in my car apologized, she had figured it out.. I kept laughing and told her "That's my son", pointing..
Everyone got in the right car, and I still laugh about that.
No car is immune, no color is immune.
These things happen to the best of us..
WOW that’s awesome
I've done that before. The MORTIFICATION! 😮😅😅😅
@@johnswife1676 That is all HILARIOUS! 😅🤣
Ooh… that puppy one hit my husband and me hard. We got a puppy in March, she’s a Sheepadoodle, and she was an evil little psycho when she was small she’s 10 months old and has calmed down a lot. 😂
Story time! My husband and I went out for a late dinner with my sister and her spouse and they drove their antique '68 Coronado. We rode with them. At the restaurant I realized I had left my purse locked in the car. I got their keys and went out to get it. I could not get the key to unlock the door and had to go back inside. My BIL was shocked when I told him the key wouldn't open the door and went out to the parking lot to ck it. Turned out someone else with a classic '68 Coronado had parked one row closer - same color, same upholstery, same everything and I was trying to open the wrong car. What are the odds? Either way he thought I was an idiot. True story.
... I feel your pain ... ;-)
15:45 Thank you Zed for TOTALLY dismantling this poor girls attempt at humor!!! A THOROUGH explanation of
New York Times best selling books; an explanation the neither she nor anyone else in the universe ever really needed!
I bet she never tries humor again.
Guys, some of you might not have heard this, but Tyler has released a book.
And apparently the third brother
Yes, and it includes some great advice on how to level a single-wide.
@@wilburrrrr742 🤣
Really? He never mentions it.
@@wilburrrrr742
😲🤭 but how do you know this?!
That guy at Wendy's was about to whip out his Baconator.
I have, in fact, gotten in the wrong car…….😳…… the hysterical laughing from my sister and daughter watching me do it is still mortifying to this day.
Thank heavens it was before smart phones, 🙄 so there is no proof.
15:27 THANK GOODNESS SOUP IS BACK IN STYLE 😂 Have they never been by a panera bread?
I have a 20oz YETI mug that fits my cup holder perfectly. The slider in the lid is held together magnetically, makes the lid extremely easy to clean, and does not slide closed when you try to take a sip of coffee. It’s perfect for my 18oz morning coffee, that I make at home. It keeps the coffee hot for a long time.
19:30 ...."man-yer-isms"??? 😆 🤣 😂
Thank you, Meagan, for clarifying which rat documentary Tyler was referring to. lol
That Stanley looked like a fire hydrant. Whoa Vicky is hilarious.
Oh Meagan I was winning and not laughing but that Ratatouille insert just cracked me up so hard 😂
Yeah that wasn’t fair for the challenge 😂
Lisa at WTF Translation Services 😅😅😅 I need more of her!
One time my husband ran out to the car from the store in a snowstorm. He ran to the wrong vehicle and opened the door and scared the bejesus out of the guy in there! I never laughed so hard in my life.
Someone did this to me once so i started locking my car after getting back in 😂😂
6:38 And it's clips like these that make me grateful RUclips added the timed comments filter.
USMC veteran here, Tyler. You can salute with your left hand if you are holding something in your right hand or if your right hand or arm is injured. My son was also in the USAF. I understand.
you never hold anything in you right hand just in case you have to salute. crayon eater.
Army vet here. If you can salute with your left hand while carrying something in your right hand , then you carry it in your left hand and salute with your right. It's never acceptable to carry something in your right hand and salute with your left if you can carry the object in your left hand.
@@desertrat7634 you are wrong.
@@warrengoss7547 media dot. defense dot. gov says you are wrong. It's clearly states that you don't salute only when carrying something in both hands. It also states that if possible, you carry objects in your left hand. The article is specifically talking about the navy customs. Unless the Marines don't follow the Dept of the Navy regulations on this, you carry things in your left hand 'if possible.' It clearly says to always salute with the right hand of possible, and carry things in your left hand so you can salute with your right. That goes to what I said, if you can salute with your left while carrying something in your right, then carry in your left and salute with your right.
It also clearly states that a left hand salute is ok only if the right hand is injured. That's another strike against carrying things in the right hand and saluting with the left.
Now I'll admit that I'm coming at this from an Army perspective where we expected people to know this and left hand salutes not permitted, and I'll admit that I don't know if the USMC has regulations that ignore the Dept of the Navy regulations, but the site I mentioned above seems to contradict the idea you can carry stuff in your right hand and salute with your left if possible to carry in your left. Key words to my statement are, "if possible....", and key words in the article on the site I mentioned are also, "if possible...."
@@desertrat7634 a**hole, I served in the 80s. I don't care what some LGBTQ soldier says today. We also don't salute unless we're wearing a cover. We only wear a cover indoors when we're on duty and wearing a web belt. Obviously you don't know much about the Marine Corps during the 1980s. It would have been better if you didn't comment and show yourself to be an a**hole.
We love Tyler, but the Meagan comments are always ((chef’s kiss))! Ratatouille got me. 😂😂😂
Yes. At a gas station, after going inside and paying for gas, I got into someone else's vehicle. It was the exact same car as mine. It took me about 10 seconds to realize it was a lot cleaner than my car and that I was in the wrong car. I quickly got out, laughing my head off, hoping the other person would come out so I could tell them what I did. However, they were nowhere in sight, and I started to look a little creepy just standing by their car, so I found MY car and left. It was really funny, and I was sad I had no one to share in the moment with me.
LOL I was glad I had no one to share in that moment when I did this. I get enough heat from the many other things I did get seen doing.
So glad you both shared these comments 😅 and now you do have people to share it with retroactively!
Lol, my story is a lot the same 😂 I commented it here too
😂😂😂😂 the translator
Father of 3 daughters here, Zed ... Lolololololookolo!!! Let your adventure begin ... and Aim High:)
Had my braces taken off around ten years ago. I still wear the retainer. They did say that if I wear them enough, I will only have to wear them once a week... Still haven't achieved that... 😂
When I was in gradeschool, I would occasionally overhear my classmates talking about allowance for doing chores. So one day, when my father returned from work, I asked him
"Why don't we get allowance?"
To which he quickly responded with
"Why don't you pay rent?"
Lol, mine said "you're allowed to live here"
Exactly what my parents said!
“We’re poor”
"You're lazy, you get bad grades, eat all our food and jack up the electric bill, yet I'm expected to pay you for that? Get a job!"
Right? Ty said he got $10 every other week😮 and writes a book living in a trailer? I call bllshit
For anyone considering Lasik, (not that this is ANY guarantee on your results) my husband had it when he was 18 and has had 2020 vision ever since, over 20 yrs. later. That, in spite of getting some chemicals in his eyes at work a time or 2. Now, in his case he felt it was definitely worth the very real risk the operation could have worsened or ruined his vision ( and not due to Dr. mistake), which is why he'd had to wait til 18, as his mom was very worried about that ( a better safe than sorry, wise enough view). It was worth it to him though because he had to have such thick "coke bottle" glasses and couldn't see much without them, and this was absolutely not copacetic with his interests and skills etc. in life, namely welding and mechanic-ey stuff of all kinds. It's closing in on 25 years, and we're so thankful for his good eyesight !! ( He's had enough other health and life challenges !! But thank you, God !)
I would like to thank the woman that give the translation for what the girl said when she was on the JetSki’s, I know she was speaking English but I couldn’t understand a word of it
The Ratatouille edit was hilarious Meagan. We need more of that. 🤣🤣🤣
ROTFL...I have totally gotten in the wrong car. Got in, put my seat belt on, started telling my bestie about the experiance. I look over see it is not him. I say oops, unbuckle, and got out. My friend saw the whole thing. I still haven't lived that one down!
I just started following you today and i can tell you i love your videos. My husband and I have 4 daughters and answering to your question about dads with daughters That is exactly your future :)
Thank you for another video. 21:50 What was the coolest rule my parents had growing up? I'm from GenX, we did things a little differently: Throughout high school, I got NO allowance and after 10th grade, I had no curfew. Starting at 10 years-old, I had jobs at gas stations, worked for towing companies, worked as a stock boy at a convenience store, so I could have anything I worked and paid for; this included alcohol, but excluded firearms and narcotics (which was cool, I didn't want them).
I was allowed to have a .22 caliber bolt action rifle and go to the Tallahatchie River by myself at 11 years old. 😂
Oh, born in 79. YEAH! 😂
Aaahh the good old days😊
@@williammcleroy558 That was a great era, yes. I was born 11 years earlier, 1968.
@@Paul-in-Viet-Nam Ahh, the 70s had to be pretty good. Depending on where you were, obviously.
I have never commented before. After at least 100 watched videos I never really had a need until the "Rat Documentary" was displayed on the screen. Bravo... Bravo
I do not laugh much, it is not because it is not funny, it is just my personality. I laughed out loud once here - when Megan put up the Ratatouille image in reference to the rat documentary. She is starting to throw more stuff in these videos and she is every part as hilarious as Tyler! It is appreciated.
Yeah that caught me off guard, she got me with that one.
SHE is a hero!!!!
Truth. I love her contributions. Always witty and good clean fun.
I like her fact checks😂
19:04
Dilbert already solved this issue.
The policy is “all you CAN eat” not “all you DO eat”!
BAM!! Solid incontrovertible argument!
My mom did that with a cart load of groceries. She went to a green Jeep, opened the hatch back, and was just about to put her groceries into the back when she noticed a distinct lack of camping equipment. A gentleman across the row had opened our Jeep. Ma heard him say WTF.
Best thing in this set was the “WTF was that translation service” … great service , good job!
I used to drive forklift. If I had downtime I would pick a stack of pallets and move them to different locations in the factory and keep doing that so everyone thought I was actually working. Also, a clipboard, a couple sheets of paper and a pen makes you look important lol.
😮😮😮😮😮 The first responders dropping their “patient”
And it becomes a hot dog…. Priceless!
PSA: If anyone is thinking of having kids, get a puppy first. Not a kitten, they're self-reliant, but a puppy and tend to it as if it's a child including sitters, etc.
No, being able to handle a puppy will not prepare you for raising a kid, BUT if you can't handle a puppy, raising kids is probably not for you.
a dog gets you ready for toddlers cats get you ready for teenagers lol
@@markdover3329 LoL Werd✊️
The puppy nearly ended me. Still just have the dog no kids. You are correct I am no mother, lol. I could probably handle a teenager, I’m immune to judgement and I have no problem cooking for large crowds 🤣.
@@sonialinsey8083 😅
Kids are great. Don't let anyone tell ya different.
13:52 That was amazingly accurate !!
13:52 That was the best Biden impression I've ever seen. Amazing.
Just ordered your audiobook
Can’t wait to listen to it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!🎉😊
When we were kids my parents went into the store and left us in the car - they came out and loaded the groceries into the wrong car! They not only got in the wrong car they forgot they had 3 kids with them! We just watched them trying to figure out what they were doing! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow those must have been some good drugs…
The funny thing is that my parents were born in 1913 and 1917 so no drugs were involved - they had us late in life and I think they were hoping for a do over lol
Thanks Zed! Great as always. Super entertaining!
I felt called out several times in this video. Good stuff, thanks for the chuckles.
I'm a Tuscaloosa native and Alabama graduate/fan. Yeah, a lot of people here have been acting like Nick Saban died. He's still here, and still has an office at UA. We'll be okay. Just breathe, people.
Tell that to San Diego Chargers fans😮 they still are angry here
I had a some random very confused granny thinking I am stealing her grand son's car on a parking lot once. Poor lady was waiting for him next to my car :(
BIG shout out to Megan, for the RAT documentary!!!
Laughed my A## off!!! 🤣😂🤣
Guy saluting was Navy, and his right hand was occupied. 😂
Ouch!
Your supposed to switch hands. Only applies to injury
Yup, my wife and I got into an identical car parked a few spots away from ours. Sat there talking for a few seconds, then saw a collection of change in the cup holder.... when did that get there???
Oh crap!
We got out and into our car just in time to see the couple that owned the car emerge from the store, get in and drive off. We were cracking up
One time we were putting groceries in our hatchback and there’s like 4 tubs of cat litter in the trunk. I turn to my mom and ask “hey, did we buy cat litter?” And this lady from the front passenger seat
nnnoooooooo??
Core childhood memory right there.
😅😅😅
That translation lady! I’m dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Several years ago I was leaving Ihop at night with a friend and was trying to open the trunk to put in leftovers, and a woman called out, wrong car- and mine was right next to hers, just one car over.
21:50 The coolest rule my father ever told me was "...if you are going to do something wrong, don't get caught." And that is a direct quote. Of course that quote was preceded by "You're a teenager, and I know you are going to be doing some things that are not right..."
Asking for permission to touch in seemingly ridiculous situations is not to virtue signal, it's pure conditioning.
11:40 @MeaganNouis lmao 🤣 😂 u funny for that one
My wife got into some lady's car thinking it was ours..funny thing is..the lady was sitting in her car about to leave...lol..I'm glad the lady had a sense of humor about it
That’s happened to be, both ways. Both times we just laughed. 😂
I laughed at the lady doing the 'WTF Translation Service'. That is a brilliant idea.
Car story: Ditched halfway through a high school basketball game with the boys. Hopped in what I thought was my dad’s new car. Didn’t realize till the key didn’t fit the ignition. You’ve never seen 4 teens move as fast as we did scrambling to get out of that car😅
I think I am in love with the translator. Mad skills.
The wrong car thing happened to my stepdad back in the 80's. He went to the grocery store and actually drove all the way home with the wrong truck, it was the same make, model, color, and the keys worked in ignition. Didn't even know until the police knocked on the door. No charges were filed and everyone had a really good laugh. And yes, that is your life with girls... and boys.
If you're weak...
Exact thing happened to me. Why did my keys work in a different car.
Yes, my dad was able to start someone else's car back in the early 90s, a Chrysler Plymouth minivan, same color, a few spots down at a tiny strip mall. Luckily he didn't drive away. He was looking for his driving gloves and realized it was the wrong van. I don't think they used to make very many unique keys back then.
I have a very generic black midsize crossover. I have almost done it.
@@InHimAlonedriving gloves...for a minivan.........dads
I REALLY hope people go to that hairsalon and say “no” to that question, just to see her reaction. And yes, it’s still funny the 500’th time no matter what she says.
Here's a "getting in the wrong car" Lancaster amish version! Guy hitched up his horse after church, drove up to the house, wife climbed in, and they head out for home. Wife exclaims, you've got the wrong horse! Man looks over at her and says, I've got the wrong wife! 😂
Back in thebearly1980's I got in and drove a car that looked EXACTLY like mine. Same color paint, same color and style interior, even same trim level. It was parked one row forward of where my car was parked. Didn't realize this until I reached for my box of cassettes that were not there in the back. Drove back on the base and the same parking space was still empty, but a man was looking for his car with base security there. Easy out, as my keys fit and they were identical looking.
I got my braces off in 1987 and have worn my retainers EVERY night while sleeping since then…also while napping. I hate accidentally falling to sleep without them because it hurts my jaw. So basically I’ve worn them every day since 1987…..and my teeth are perfect. Retainers are aptly named.
Go you ! I got braces put on in 1977 FINALLY off in 1984. Ruining my entire teen years pictures LOL Wore that dang retainer for ONE YEAR and it started not fitting. Threw it out and just dealt with the split between the front teeth ..gap gets a bit bigger over the years. I was never warned I HAD to wear it for life.
@@lorireed8046
I was an adult when I got braces, so my bones were already hardened. In that case, the teeth will always try to move back. When a child, the bones harden around the newly positioned teeth and so they tend to stay in place better. If I work a long day ..say 18 hours..without wearing my retainers, when I put them in, they’re tight! That’s how prone they are to move! I have pacts with friends that God forbid, if I’m ever knocked out in the hospital or in a coma, they’re to put in my retainers for me!
@@MsKK909 Oh that's insane!! I understand totally but... Can't even go 2 days without wearing it is just sad.
@@lorireed8046
…..sad? It’s reality, but I wouldn’t call it “sad”. I feel I was so lucky that the technology was available to me that was not an option to countless generations before me……now, it’s my responsibility to do my part of the process. And it’s such simple and easy thing..certainly not sad. All the orthodontist’s expertise can do only so much. IMO, it would be not only irresponsible, but silly of me not to follow the rest of the plan.
My husband had people get into his backseat thinking he was their Uber driver . lol 😂 He was actually just parking in the lot at our apartment building.
Thanks for posting so early my favorite thing to watch God bless
@Tyler congratulations to you and your family on your soon to be addition to your family.💖
One upside to the Stanley cup craze: If you coach a youth hockey team, and they win their division, you can award them their very own "Stanley Cup"!
Took me a minute to figure out that it wasn’t excitement for the NHL. I thought Taylor Swift left Travis Kielce for an NHL player and all the Swifties heard he wanted to get his hands on a Stanley Cup.
Tyler, had a Mazda sports car that was literally eggplant purple w gold trim. Not common paint job. Had never seen another in little ol East TN. Walked out of Target, used key to enter car. Tried to start and it wouldn't turn. It opened the door & went into ignition. I looked around in exasperation and noticed how unusually clean (this was spotless) my car was.... Oh my goodness this isn't my purple car! Lol. My car was literally 3 spots up in same row! Scary how it opened their car tho!?!? 😂 Love love love the channel... Deev's too! Very proud of you for publishing your book. Good bless your family.
Had a bowl of soup at my fish shop yesterday -- couldn't decide which one to choose so mixed the NE Clam Chowder with the Lobster Bisque. Dang, now I'd like to have some for breakfast with Zed 🤤
Ive gotten into the wrong car as a passager more than once. The looks from the people in those cars...priceless haha
If a hair salon has to tell me that. I'm walking out, I'll take my money elsewhere.
6:38 one time my ex got in the wrong car and I was headed to the driver door when the owner said "Wrong One!" as they were coming out of the store. We all had a good laugh for a minute. 🤦😂
Fun story. I had an 01 Jetta that was salvaged, so she came with a universal key. I got out of the store, loaded up my groceries, and was literally two blocks down the road before I realized my fuzzy dice were gone. The real owner of my vw's twin thought it was hilarious, but my soul left my body that day.
The Translation was best of the day!
When I was 15, and possibly on the wacky tobacky, I went to a movie with my cousins. After the movie was done, I was a little bit behind them and walked and got into the backseat of a van and closed my eyes. After about 10 seconds, I opened my eyes and next to me was a little kid I've never seen before, and what I assume were his parents staring back at me from the front seats. I apologized and sprinted over to my cousins car, which was a red Camaro lol. I was mortified and it's something I'll never forget.
And i'll bet that movie you went to was'Up in Smoke'?
16:12 saw what you did there 😂 sneaking the book related clips in.
I had braces for 4 years and used my retainer for maybe a year, on and off, before I stopped. 20 years later and I still get compliments on how straight my teeth are and how jealous they are of me.
11:17; LOL Meagan! I've seen that documentary too!
Petition for Tyler to wear a Christmas Santa hat all year. Because he won’t wear the AOC hoodie he promised us
Yes
The punishment has to be worse than a Christmas hat!
Christmas hat AND his peach fuzz mustache
Will Mr.goblineus stop by and share with us some of his words of wisdom?
I also think he should attend some courses to learn how to knit, crochet, cross-stitch and needlepoint - MAYBE then he could tell the difference between them.
Lady in the Foam Pit...
She needs one of those "Life Alert Alarm" thingies..
That soup bit was way funnier than it shoulda been
You don't see that much any more
"I'll have the soup"
I didn't get it😐
Growing up, one way for me to have an allowance, was to play Scrabble for money.
Some weeks I made bank, others I was in debtor's prison.