Blixa Bargeld is cooking risotto

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

Комментарии • 287

  • @iainnb
    @iainnb 11 лет назад +708

    close your eyes and listen closely to the spoon hitting the pan, this is actually a neubauten song

  • @floriandel
    @floriandel 10 лет назад +370

    Cooking some black risotto on german television - Blixa Bargeld is clearly the king of Goth,

  • @1975hexene
    @1975hexene 12 лет назад +439

    Notice how Blixa pauses when asked what memories or events risotto awakens. Clearly, this is a man tortured by a brothy, rice dish-filled past.

    • @Sarah-oj7bh
      @Sarah-oj7bh 2 года назад +9

      He has such a polite way of sidestepping the question.

    • @carinearoyan3825
      @carinearoyan3825 2 года назад +16

      I am laughing like an idiot 9 years after you made this comment. Thank you :)

    • @RayZappa
      @RayZappa 2 года назад +5

      there's not a grain of truth to those rice rumours

    • @elektrozil9728
      @elektrozil9728 Год назад +14

      Tabula Rissoto

  • @simondavis750
    @simondavis750 Год назад +97

    Its weird though, I never pictured Blixa having to eat. I always assumed he drew sustenance from the screaming chaos of the universe and used it as fuel to make sounds no mortal can fully comprehend.

    • @thunder_heads
      @thunder_heads Год назад +2

      He makes cooking videos on patreon

  • @lindsaywheelock9239
    @lindsaywheelock9239 12 лет назад +312

    Blixa points out 2 important, lesser known rules: 1:Risotto must match your outfit. 2: Always place the un-engaged hand in your pocket while stirring.

  • @Ratmus1
    @Ratmus1 12 лет назад +472

    Father why are all the onions weeping?

    • @Dean4471
      @Dean4471 5 лет назад +144

      They are merely frying, son.

    • @alpcan1212
      @alpcan1212 4 года назад +32

      @@Dean4471 Oh, are they merely frying, father?

    • @cygmusmandulis7533
      @cygmusmandulis7533 2 года назад +17

      @@alpcan1212
      yes,
      true weeping is yet
      to come

    • @laurenceegan6136
      @laurenceegan6136 2 года назад +13

      But they won't be weeping long.

    • @wanneske1969
      @wanneske1969 4 месяца назад

      @@Dean4471 I piss in my pants

  • @vickydebr
    @vickydebr 12 лет назад +99

    Cooking black food, waring a sharp suit and keeping one hand in your pocket: COOL.

  • @bawbomb
    @bawbomb 12 лет назад +81

    i couldnt even focus on the subtitles because blixa's so cute

  • @johnbracher158
    @johnbracher158 4 года назад +241

    ...on next week's show, Nick Cave will be here showing us how to re-tile your bathroom...

    • @emilypoore4787
      @emilypoore4787 4 года назад +4

      Dammit, can only give one thumbs up

    • @ruthcrowley1377
      @ruthcrowley1377 2 года назад +4

      2 years late. Funny funny :)

    • @RWAY-hm8gj
      @RWAY-hm8gj 2 года назад +14

      Changing your spark plugs with Marc Almond and Jim Thirlwell teaching you how to make your own homemade scented candles.

    • @keineahnung5466
      @keineahnung5466 2 года назад +4

      Whether black tiles in the bathroom really look good?

    • @girlfriendisbetter
      @girlfriendisbetter 2 года назад

      Next Thursday evening Kate Bush joins us from Sussex where she has surprised her neighbours with her adeptness at grouting.

  • @bbanzai444
    @bbanzai444 12 лет назад +74

    Just stumbled across this. Just wanted to say that this, alone, a justifies the existence of the internet...

  • @CrushOnPixels
    @CrushOnPixels 9 лет назад +85

    This is the most rock n' roll cooking program I have ever seen.

  • @noracf
    @noracf 7 лет назад +112

    The video of David Lynch making quinoa sent me here. I hope there's one of John Balance making gingerbread up next.

    • @fotoautomatmusic
      @fotoautomatmusic 7 лет назад +14

      I saw that a Cpl weeks back, so fucking funny. Then I stumbled on this today and thought - wtf - is there some underground cooking channel going on I should know about...

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 7 лет назад +16

      If I ever find a video of Peter Murphy making a tagine or shawarma, that would round off the playlist just perfectly.

  • @BallooneyToons
    @BallooneyToons 6 лет назад +80

    Ya know Blixa made it big time when we watch him cook risotto

    • @stobbi38
      @stobbi38 2 года назад +4

      Yeah, it's like that video of Paul McCartney making mashed potatoes

  • @annade4532
    @annade4532 10 лет назад +125

    I notice that so many people developed quite an obsession for this man, I wonder what he's thinking about it. there's some vanity in him, I can feel it, but also some humbleness

    • @PolarBear-rc4ks
      @PolarBear-rc4ks 4 года назад +3

      I mean that's just people tbf. We all obsess over something, whether it's a person or thing!

    • @AM-pleistocene
      @AM-pleistocene 3 года назад +28

      He's quite egocentric and can come across as arrogant, and cares a lot about how others see him, although I really think it's a cover for shyness and anxiety. Usually he's quite defensive in interviews, but he rarely holds eye contact and I think he finds small talk or shallow subjects quite tedious stressful. I used to be absolutely obsessed with him, though years later I've gotten back into his music and watching interviews, he's an interesting person who thinks a lot about stuff to the point where it can sound a bit abstract or detached from reality, but I think he's an interesting person. I noticed here the chef was very gentle, and I didn't see that usual defensiveness at all here which sort of backs up my theory that he is actually very shy or socially anxious.

    • @tinkaward6921
      @tinkaward6921 2 года назад +14

      @@AM-pleistocene That was one of Alfred Biolek's great strengths: he always adjusted to the person he was talking to, gave him his space and was courteous and polite.

    • @PatientenO.T.
      @PatientenO.T. Год назад +6

      He’s worth the devotion. He’s one of the great musicians of our age. He is extremely kind and open with his fans as well since he’s matured.

    • @joachimdubischar2701
      @joachimdubischar2701 Год назад +2

      ​@@AM-pleistocenelol no, my best friends aunt was affiliated with the neubauten and blixa was a huge asshole, he doesnt just come off as egocentric and arrogant, he is the epitomy of ego and arrogance
      also fuck insecurities, without insecurities there arent any securities either, if anyone was truly free psychologically they would just dissolve lol

  • @nanetteroeland7847
    @nanetteroeland7847 2 года назад +20

    I watched Blixa Bargeld play amplified power tools in the desert. His talent and depth is mesmerizing.

  • @DyllanBakker
    @DyllanBakker 6 лет назад +32

    " im black all over, thank you" i say the same thing whenever i finish a neubauten song

  • @Chainsawctopus
    @Chainsawctopus 8 лет назад +151

    that's some seriously goth risotto, blixa. nice. god, you are hot.

  • @splodgenoodles
    @splodgenoodles 12 лет назад +31

    Blixa you can cook in my kitchen anyday.

  • @Becky81
    @Becky81 10 лет назад +64

    They absolutely need to do a whole series. Even 20 years or so later. And they should of course only be allowed to cook black coloured food.

  • @rollogurzel
    @rollogurzel 2 года назад +9

    "the tasting tongue and the speaking tongue exclude each other" BRILLIANT

  • @strange.fields
    @strange.fields 10 лет назад +87

    the luckiest calamari that ever lived

  • @ixkey
    @ixkey 10 лет назад +29

    Cooking with Blixa Bargeld is one of th coolest things!

  • @crapitoutjim
    @crapitoutjim 3 года назад +13

    I remember watching this episode with Blixa and Alfred when I lived in Munich in the 90s. Biolek was a fantastic cook and host. Thanks for posting.

    • @keineahnung5466
      @keineahnung5466 2 года назад +2

      Yes me too, I found Biolek cooking actually dull, but the show with Blixa was great. But you must not forget what Biolek has done such great things in his life, Monty Python in German, etc..

  • @lisamanic4822
    @lisamanic4822 4 года назад +15

    Blixa truly is a sweet man.

  • @HermanWaldorf
    @HermanWaldorf 5 лет назад +23

    as an Italian, I can certify Blixa has class

  • @mehua
    @mehua 8 лет назад +40

    still the best video on youtube.

  • @KeepMinskWeird
    @KeepMinskWeird 6 лет назад +28

    I dunno how many times I've watched this one.

  • @hillloguz5810
    @hillloguz5810 5 лет назад +32

    How is It possible to be so fucking cool? How do I manage to look like that while cooking?

  • @abbey7671
    @abbey7671 4 года назад +11

    I feel like I've just seen something forbidden

  • @kelloxstehtimwald3968
    @kelloxstehtimwald3968 8 лет назад +29

    sein sprachstil ist phänomenal

  • @formerunsecretarybankimoon8627
    @formerunsecretarybankimoon8627 3 года назад +9

    i mean, blixa certainly is accustomed to pots and pans……..

  • @troygaspard6732
    @troygaspard6732 2 года назад +6

    he looks good here, super relaxed.

  • @LauchansChrome
    @LauchansChrome 4 года назад +7

    I guess that Blixa also drenched himself into calamari ink up to the neck

  • @grahamkakerel4183
    @grahamkakerel4183 6 лет назад +10

    this is what I watch at 1 am

  • @radioactivecandy2034
    @radioactivecandy2034 8 лет назад +34

    Honestly I just don't even know anymore

  • @satori4183
    @satori4183 5 лет назад +27

    Love this! Now I want to see Andrew Eldrich make an omelette and PJ Harvey make Lobster Thermidor

  • @Papillonidae
    @Papillonidae Год назад +4

    🎵You can find me if you want me in the kitchen, unless it's pouring down with rain🎵

  • @ChiaraZecchetto
    @ChiaraZecchetto 10 лет назад +107

    The real title of this video "Watch it and get pregnant!"

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 5 лет назад +8

      Every time I watch this video I come. #TMI

    • @cosimavonliebenau8317
      @cosimavonliebenau8317 5 лет назад +3

      Hehe, mit links rühren, die rechte in der hosentasche.

  • @pavlik77
    @pavlik77 11 лет назад +16

    You will find me if you want me in the rice fieldk, unless it's pouring down with rain...

  • @3lektro8izarre_OG
    @3lektro8izarre_OG 4 года назад +9

    The Interim Risotto.

  • @sunwiitch
    @sunwiitch 12 лет назад +13

    i love the shit they talk about in this video
    i didnt realize it when i first watched this but i've taken a lot of this shit to heart since
    for one thing, dont press garlic yr gonna saute (he's entirely right about this), but more importantly, understanding how memory plays into "taste" (in almost every sense of the word) is incredibly important
    prepping a meal with blixa bargeld would be a fucking fantastic experience imo

  • @giorgilatsuzbaia7990
    @giorgilatsuzbaia7990 9 лет назад +228

    Why this is not on pornhub

    • @angelicank13
      @angelicank13 8 лет назад +2

      Exactly!

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 8 лет назад +14

      Syd Barrett IKR?? Gentlemen, if you model yourself after Blixa in this clip, that would certainly give lady boners to the right women. **sigh**

    • @ameliamyy
      @ameliamyy 8 лет назад +12

      or just normal boners to guys

    • @QueenConsternation
      @QueenConsternation 7 лет назад +13

      I prefer it here. If my husband thinks im just learning German by looking up recipes he'll get less jealous.

    • @superlogico8260
      @superlogico8260 7 лет назад +1

      best. comment. ever.

  • @bierdlll
    @bierdlll 5 лет назад +7

    Liked this even before watching.

  • @MizMollz
    @MizMollz 9 лет назад +19

    I'm having such a good time

  • @lachechi1816
    @lachechi1816 6 лет назад +7

    Qué guapo este hombre. Nunca dejaré de admirar su belleza, su locura, su talento. Ahora está gordo, robusto y más viejo, pero está como el buen vino.

  • @svobodnayakassa5760
    @svobodnayakassa5760 5 лет назад +25

    goth juice (made of robert smith's tears) should be added to this risotto

    • @growskull
      @growskull 2 года назад +1

      thats why its black

  • @stacyblue1980
    @stacyblue1980 4 года назад +7

    The man knows his calamari. Meeeowwwww! But seriously- this is great. Love always Blixa♥

  • @Rottenriguez
    @Rottenriguez 12 лет назад +20

    He's so calm and confident. Blixa = so very sexy. Xx

  • @mavericdragon
    @mavericdragon 12 лет назад +9

    Blixa's next book..."Plate Cleaner"

  • @ahhhlindsanityyy
    @ahhhlindsanityyy 3 года назад +7

    i bought a ceramic knife because of this video 🖤

  • @jackspruceiii3920
    @jackspruceiii3920 2 года назад +2

    Biolek MEETS Blixa ... I actually like this as much as my favorite film "The WOLFMAN meets FRANKENSTEIN" ... I ♥ Blixa ... Platonically, Musically, and now CULINARILY !!! ... what more can one admire in a role model ???

  • @grimtim5756
    @grimtim5756 6 лет назад +7

    Goodness me, it's Blixa waggling a spoon.

  • @l.schroder4019
    @l.schroder4019 9 лет назад +41

    Hahaha, Keramikmesser! Schon immer Avantgarde.

  • @ambientcarnage
    @ambientcarnage 12 лет назад +9

    I love the fact that this video exists. HAHAHA...

  • @DerEchteBold
    @DerEchteBold 11 лет назад +6

    It first aired on April 23 1995.

  • @davidweston9115
    @davidweston9115 10 месяцев назад +2

    OK, I've now decided, he's even more beautiful than David Bowie in the life on mars video. That makes him prettiest man who ever lived bar my father. I wish he hadn't gained so much weight in his old age, because it's a health liability; I worry about him.

  • @stunhabterm
    @stunhabterm 12 лет назад +7

    Blixa giving off a really un-blixaistic(?) smile... my world is upside down...

  • @TravisAustin
    @TravisAustin 10 лет назад +22

    This may seem monotonous, but I'd love to see the entire recording.

    • @drzeworyj
      @drzeworyj 3 года назад +1

      it's still pretty lively as for German TV standards

  • @misterfrank8202
    @misterfrank8202 12 лет назад +14

    I wish this would be your colour.

  • @kortexsirvasil
    @kortexsirvasil 12 лет назад +9

    This makes me laugh much more than it has any right to.

  • @perjetesi2811
    @perjetesi2811 8 лет назад +31

    Futter mein ego!

  • @ulilulable
    @ulilulable 12 лет назад +7

    "Children usually don't have a specific taste..." I wonder what's in that risotto...

  • @Vinyl_Maven
    @Vinyl_Maven 4 года назад +6

    I'm enjoying this cooking lesson on Blixa's 62nd birthday. Wonder if his cake was black... 🖤

  • @lewis1902
    @lewis1902 4 года назад +4

    It clearly wouldn't be an issue if he got any of that squid ink on his outfit.

  • @jacintoossatur
    @jacintoossatur 9 лет назад +10

    This is so sweet!!lol

  • @djudpl
    @djudpl 11 лет назад +7

    this is the best thing ever.

  • @InstallaFriend
    @InstallaFriend 2 года назад +2

    I have hitherto never been so captivated watching risotto being made.

  • @amyjonestaylor9231
    @amyjonestaylor9231 Год назад +3

    fuck he's so stylish

  • @KommissarBoelles
    @KommissarBoelles 12 лет назад +3

    That's the weirdest looking meal I've ever seen.
    Love it!

  • @plunkshop6463
    @plunkshop6463 10 лет назад +4

    Sort of love this.

  • @cowboystitching
    @cowboystitching 12 лет назад +2

    Always wanted to see this, thanks!

  • @pionalu2
    @pionalu2 12 лет назад +1

    It's like watching a really good cooking show. I was feeling quite full before this, now I'm feeling hungry. Plus, the risotto matches Blixa's outfit. Awesome.

  • @lisasnowe7342
    @lisasnowe7342 12 лет назад +7

    as malevich's square.

  • @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
    @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293 2 года назад +2

    The video I had no idea I wanted to see so badly. A created need, fulfilled in one economical action-- thanks for the Very Meta upload. 🙃😂😋👍

  • @sciencemaners
    @sciencemaners 12 лет назад +4

    He hardly seems bored (at least not in German).

  • @chrisandersen5635
    @chrisandersen5635 12 лет назад +2

    Great! This somehow reminded me of the wine tasting webcast Neubauten did which eventually became the 8th Musterhaus. Blixa is definitely a foodie and a wine buff as am I. Now I want to cook something.

  • @levoldunom
    @levoldunom Год назад +1

    Well, he's hot even when cooking risotto.

  • @TarzansMom
    @TarzansMom 12 лет назад +4

    Wow! When was this shot? It's amazing to see Blixa cooking. I love the tone and timber of his voice when he's talking about food and cooking here.

  • @italorama6992
    @italorama6992 8 лет назад +3

    Alla fine del video, il conduttore si pulisce la bocca con le mani. Tipica classe teutonica!

  • @highhi11
    @highhi11 12 лет назад +3

    "Uhnd I gdarnish mit dezpair!"

  • @xGothicButterflyx
    @xGothicButterflyx 12 лет назад +5

    mmmm yummie!!! and i m talking about Blixa hahaha.

  • @juliansilva528
    @juliansilva528 11 лет назад +6

    dat voice tho.

  • @labotamysausagedog
    @labotamysausagedog 12 лет назад +3

    Well then obviously you never saw Klaus Nomi make his desserts (I am a bigger fan of Blix but, it was just so surreal watching Nomi showing off the desserts he made, while in full makeup).

    • @ladyi7609
      @ladyi7609 8 лет назад

      labotamysausagedog Klaus Nomi was a successful baker before getting into the music business, though. He was "discovered" when his reputation for singing beautifully as he baked became widespread.

  • @growskull
    @growskull 2 года назад +3

    genesis p-orridge makes porridge

  • @elizabethwilmot556
    @elizabethwilmot556 3 года назад +7

    Blixa is HOT!

  • @andrashajdu2425
    @andrashajdu2425 2 года назад

    This reminded me of Teleshop, especially the part about the ceramic knife.

  • @Αριάδνη-φ8ρ
    @Αριάδνη-φ8ρ 4 года назад +20

    Yes but can someone explain me why was he cooking risotto in a tv program?

    • @Sarah-oj7bh
      @Sarah-oj7bh 2 года назад +7

      It's a show from the 90s where the host used to cook and talk with celebrities. Quite successful at the time.

    • @PatientenO.T.
      @PatientenO.T. Год назад

      Because he could. He was already an accomplished cook at this young age.

  • @kvass679
    @kvass679 2 года назад +4

    mein gott he is extremely beautiful

  • @stinkypanda77
    @stinkypanda77 10 лет назад +31

    of course the risotto is black! Lol

  • @curbboy
    @curbboy 7 лет назад +1

    Pulls your mind in different directions at once.Hmmm....

  • @roxyagogo0810
    @roxyagogo0810 9 лет назад +4

    Aw this is surreal...

  • @MUPJC
    @MUPJC 12 лет назад

    I remember seeing this in the original broadcast. sepia with its ink....... delicious. often cooked in mediterranean countries, mainly the coastal regions.

  • @berndthiel613
    @berndthiel613 4 года назад +1

    , ........... is lange her , da gabs noch D-Mark als Bargeld

  • @HeavyMusicArtwork
    @HeavyMusicArtwork 11 лет назад +2

    Ceramic knife?! Only he could come up with that on a cooking show

  • @sergwiesen8563
    @sergwiesen8563 Год назад

    a typical day in german television

  • @LARPingRealLife
    @LARPingRealLife 12 лет назад +1

    This is fascinating. It looks amazing...and terrifying!

  • @elektrozil9728
    @elektrozil9728 Год назад +1

    needs more quinoa.

  • @gregbenjamin3872
    @gregbenjamin3872 8 лет назад +4

    thank you SO MUCH for posting this! bouncing my love off the full moon right now to you and all of us on the planet and beyond... and now i want some risotto... is Blixa using black rice or is the dish black from squid ink? viele danke! many thanks!

    • @MakiBargeld
      @MakiBargeld 8 лет назад +2

      normal rice with ink added.

  • @labotamysausagedog
    @labotamysausagedog 12 лет назад

    If you search for The Nomi Song Documentary you'll find a complete upload of a fascinating documentary about Klaus (the 3rd video down) and it includes this clip of him on some cooking show, as well as a fascinating portait of this offbeat personality who tragically died all too young.

  • @bille77
    @bille77 10 лет назад +4

    Ceramic Knife for 200 Deutsche Mark. Lol!

    • @cuntinakia8122
      @cuntinakia8122 10 лет назад +6

      kriegste heute im Aldi für ca. 4 €uronen