“The Red King” | NEW RORY & MAL | Ep. 36

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @therealestrarebreed
    @therealestrarebreed 3 года назад +257

    Rory "PODDING" while also focused and in tune with Baisley's massage therapy is an excellent show of multitasking🎯

    • @Hfgv281
      @Hfgv281 3 года назад +6

      Lmao @ "massage therapy".

    • @JustinxSpencer
      @JustinxSpencer 3 года назад +10

      Dead ass put the dog to sleep like an exhausted toddler, shits a skill that can't be taught

  • @krissy-jw8kj
    @krissy-jw8kj 3 года назад +65

    It’s the puppy being sleep in Rory’s arm for me. So adorable

  • @josecruz5385
    @josecruz5385 3 года назад +201

    Less than 10 mins in dying 😭🤣
    "I see now why you were sexually harassed"
    - Rory
    "oh, that was trash now bend over"
    - Mal 😭🤣🤦

  • @thinkingoutloud9166
    @thinkingoutloud9166 3 года назад +141

    I have Spotify on deck but I wait to see these on YT for the facial expressions and little nuances we might not pick up via audio! Incredible pod! Dudes are hilarious! WE NEED MORE SKITS!!! 🤣

    • @oghaze9318
      @oghaze9318 3 года назад +3

      Sill waiting on a part four with Gemini girl

    • @DifferentLevels
      @DifferentLevels 3 года назад +1

      Definitely need more skits.

    • @YoRAHeem
      @YoRAHeem 3 года назад

      RUclips Premium is fire! Spotify might be getting my sub cancellation.

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 3 года назад +86

    "Spread eagle."
    "May the fourth be with you." 😂
    I like Eddin's sense of humor.

  • @jasongrace3427
    @jasongrace3427 3 года назад +124

    Rory’s reaction to Demaris when he said his name means “Red King” is FUCKINGGG hilarious

    • @shesojaded3625
      @shesojaded3625 3 года назад +15

      lmaoooo she definitely dragged it by laughing so hard, i side with Rory 😂😂😭

    • @n.y.n.e8615
      @n.y.n.e8615 3 года назад

      Ä

    • @MaxJulien2701
      @MaxJulien2701 3 года назад +9

      It's crazy how he didn't even flinch or make a facial reaction bc that laugh was extra af 😂😂

    • @MEsquivel013
      @MEsquivel013 3 года назад +8

      FUCK RORY LOOK AT BAISLEY'S FACE WHEN SHE LAUGHED!!! 😂😂 HER REACTION WAS PERFECT

    • @oldsport7177
      @oldsport7177 3 года назад +3

      FUNNIEST SHIT!!

  • @BertaBella87
    @BertaBella87 3 года назад +5

    I love the random convos & when they don’t stick to the outline. It’s the best.

  • @poeticthoughts06
    @poeticthoughts06 3 года назад +63

    "Did you hit her with a Jay Z bar...?" 🤣🤣🤣 Rory's humor is crazy.

  • @Xyz123Etc..
    @Xyz123Etc.. 3 года назад +16

    I love how these dudes were wildin’ for damn near an hour and a half and then the last 10 minutes trying to act all structured and professional going threw the actual pod topics 😂 great pod fellas

  • @thecunninlynguist
    @thecunninlynguist 3 года назад +90

    This episode was hilarious. I died when Baisley started barking. Rors right about ain't no fun, when you really break it down, lol.

    • @jdx7906
      @jdx7906 3 года назад +13

      recapping one hour before the premiere is crazy. * Mal Voice *
      jk fam lmao, hope you have a good weekend. ✊🏾

    • @nia4842
      @nia4842 3 года назад

      I came just for that

    • @KeepinUpWitSash
      @KeepinUpWitSash 3 года назад +3

      @@jdx7906 but the audio drops the day before, more than likely he/she listened & came here to watch

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 3 года назад +67

    "Look at this racist Republican!" to describe Baisley is hilarious!

  • @themoonbarbie
    @themoonbarbie 3 года назад +32

    The way that Baisley slowly woke up as Rory was being laughed at by Demaris for his name… “who want smoke with my red king?”

  • @ashleyamanda9939
    @ashleyamanda9939 3 года назад +9

    its not even noon on this glorious sunday and ive been subjected to hear Rory talking about “whistle while you work” 😩

  • @alexisjanelle
    @alexisjanelle 3 года назад +10

    rory holding baisley like a baby omg 🤣💕 she’s so cute.

  • @PCRL2000
    @PCRL2000 3 года назад +6

    If you at home in this snowstorm listening to this pod !! 🙌🏼

  • @sounddepth
    @sounddepth 3 года назад +12

    Baisley barking right on cue was hilarious! 🤣

  • @ramVina23
    @ramVina23 3 года назад +14

    The part about Nancy Reagan and Mal saying "why didn't they teach that in school?" 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @jermoledwards196
    @jermoledwards196 3 года назад +8

    This came right on time for me. Keep up the great work boys...Bout to listen now

  • @peaceiladel83
    @peaceiladel83 3 года назад +14

    @10:10 Mal: Coming to the stage...angel dust! 😂😂😂

    • @ifrr8337
      @ifrr8337 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @UNCLV_MEDIA
    @UNCLV_MEDIA 3 года назад +29

    Dawg I caught Rory say “Eagle Scout is like high price escort” 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣

  • @Lover-ur4te
    @Lover-ur4te 3 года назад +5

    best part about the episode is following Baisley around. adds to the experience.

  • @stateofcalm
    @stateofcalm 3 года назад +8

    Demaris' laugh at "red king" and then quietly noting, that's the title of this episode 😂 💯

  • @marcoervin7324
    @marcoervin7324 3 года назад +6

    Rory with the "snap your fingers" line. After "One in the stink one in the pink" line is sick 😂😂😂

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 3 года назад +50

    😂😂😂 Baisley has perfect timing.

  • @laurenjackson2810
    @laurenjackson2810 3 года назад +70

    Yooo this podcast got so outta pocket, their comedic banter knows how to get extremely close to the line without crossing it 😂 Rory: “I thought it was terrible.. now I see why you were sexually harassed” Mal: “”Awww that was trash, bend over!””

    • @Waters..
      @Waters.. 3 года назад +3

      There was so many times in this episode where I was like “oh y’all getting cancelled cancelled” 😂

    • @kenneyroweII
      @kenneyroweII 2 года назад

      Rory is dope at keeping it brutally honest but not offensive

  • @CliftonLT
    @CliftonLT 3 года назад +15

    This 1 was another goodie!!

  • @BlaqueBarbieBryant
    @BlaqueBarbieBryant 3 года назад +18

    Baisley going to sleep in Rory’s lap is adorable

  • @sfcallstar
    @sfcallstar 3 года назад +32

    This pod keeps getting funnier and funnier! Why is your hand in my nest ! Is fucking crazy lol

  • @BwrightCuseMelo15
    @BwrightCuseMelo15 3 года назад +78

    Rory paying for onlyfans and not looking at it is NASTY 😂😂😂 “supporting your friends” my ass lmao

    • @taken4granite817
      @taken4granite817 3 года назад +16

      The sad part is he's probably not lying 😂

    • @dontmindme4197
      @dontmindme4197 3 года назад +7

      @@taken4granite817 he’s def not lmao

    • @Flipper35
      @Flipper35 3 года назад +3

      I got a few that I don't watch either, so I respect it.

    • @TheJasonMackie
      @TheJasonMackie 3 года назад +1

      Im listening to him say that and thinking, 'has he heard of cashapp'?

    • @Flipper35
      @Flipper35 3 года назад +2

      @@TheJasonMackie Fam... I'm not CashApping a friend every month to help her out. That's kinda weird to me. You setting a scheduler to make sure you CashApp her $10 or $20 every month. Naw... Just sign up for the OF & don't watch the content

  • @dannyo7560
    @dannyo7560 3 года назад +16

    I watch until the end everytime just to see how mal will sign off lol -- never lets me down

    • @JustDexMakingMusic
      @JustDexMakingMusic 3 года назад +1

      Mal's like that kid in class you know is gonna piss the teacher off, but she can't yell at him until he does it....this nigga has been getting that line off a few different ways

  • @niccobirdsong411
    @niccobirdsong411 3 года назад +57

    I’m just trying to be as comfortable as Baisley.

  • @sumitosway
    @sumitosway 3 года назад +24

    Mal was mad cuz D said Keri is taller than him 😂😂😂

  • @mistafreeze30
    @mistafreeze30 3 года назад +6

    Gh gh gh ghost writer 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂mal you definitely took it back soon as he mentioned that show the theme song popped in my head 😂😂😂

    • @gdelacruzjr
      @gdelacruzjr 3 года назад +1

      Classic show

    • @mrlin1687
      @mrlin1687 3 года назад +1

      You literally just reminded me of the theme tune... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏽

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 3 года назад +149

    There's power in anonymity. She shouldn't ever come from behind that mic.

    • @Baggbi
      @Baggbi 3 года назад +27

      Like dude in charlies Angel's

    • @VikktorVampiir
      @VikktorVampiir 3 года назад +9

      Facts 💯... cuz I feel like I might be disappointed if not up to par 🤣🤣🤣

    • @VikktorVampiir
      @VikktorVampiir 3 года назад +3

      But was that her in the jd bow wow episode bringing him the liquor when you can only see the side/back of her pass by the camera for a sec?

    • @nia4842
      @nia4842 3 года назад +2

      @🩸vikktor vampiir🩸 Her face is in another video too.

    • @NelsTheArtist
      @NelsTheArtist 3 года назад +3

      @@Baggbi you mean Charlie?

  • @12121212293
    @12121212293 3 года назад +27

    Mal with the shotta whistle is crazy.

  • @kklutz08
    @kklutz08 3 года назад +27

    I will never forget when black people created a petition to have Trap Queen played at Nancy Reagan funeral 😂😂😂

  • @norizzlepie
    @norizzlepie 3 года назад +7

    “Don’t put the black box to block your racist dog” 😂😂😂😂

  • @B-Corteztv
    @B-Corteztv 3 года назад +12

    We wear pink on Fridays
    Mean girls wears pink on Wednesdays
    Well you can't sit with us
    Fuckin hilarious 😂

  • @empressoflife5954
    @empressoflife5954 3 года назад +6

    Rory with his dog is just so adorable!!!!. I want a rory!!!!!

  • @lifeoftk2
    @lifeoftk2 3 года назад +4

    It’s Rory cuddling the puppy for me 🥰

  • @jonathanherron2124
    @jonathanherron2124 3 года назад +14

    Mal's a real one for bringing up that PBS classic ghost writer the first episode had a young Samuel l Jackson N it

  • @BertaBella87
    @BertaBella87 3 года назад +1

    D Gotta let the sign off rock it’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kazuya4289
    @kazuya4289 3 года назад +24

    "that knock you down record with mario and kanye" is the nastiest shit rory has ever said

  • @lastlvl
    @lastlvl 3 года назад +1

    I remember being in 5th grade going with my mom to buy that country grammar album at the Inglewood swap meet. We loved that album 💿

  • @blackorfeu7
    @blackorfeu7 3 года назад +4

    Mal rockin the socks for when you have bad circulation

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 3 года назад +49

    😂 Last week, it was Karl's knees against Rory's shoulders. Pause. This week, it's Karl bouncing off Damaris. Y'all HR is 🗑.

    • @TheMikeBailey18
      @TheMikeBailey18 3 года назад +12

      Mal be busy what you expect😂

    • @ifrr8337
      @ifrr8337 3 года назад +2

      😩😂💀

    • @I-do-not-read-replies
      @I-do-not-read-replies 3 года назад +1

      Is pause the new way to say no homo but sound PC? Lol 😂 what a world we live in

    • @nia4842
      @nia4842 3 года назад +1

      @@I-do-not-read-replies Pause is the old way to say it.

  • @Strickeezy
    @Strickeezy 3 года назад +3

    Love this podcast ❤️

  • @mical2great
    @mical2great 3 года назад +24

    Rory paying for his friends onlyfans and not watching is NASTY 😂😂😂

  • @dwaynenotjohnson1405
    @dwaynenotjohnson1405 3 года назад +18

    Nah idc what rorys relationship is with his friend, subscribing to her only fans(and not looking) is wild asf he really giving a grown ass women an allowance wtffff lmaooo!🤯😭😭😭

    • @SmaccsBoosieFade
      @SmaccsBoosieFade 2 года назад

      5-10 dollars a month to a millionaire? & them broads don’t make the real money on just subscriptions. Adds up of course but that’s not Shit

  • @taijae8092
    @taijae8092 3 года назад +4

    “Your dog’s a racist” 💀😂 32:09

  • @dankestranch8738
    @dankestranch8738 3 года назад +1

    This pod is unnecessarily fire

  • @chasearmstrong2110
    @chasearmstrong2110 3 года назад +6

    When Demaris said Mary gonna do “JUST FINE FINE FINE “ white people gonna eat that up lmao 🤣

  • @TeamMetafore
    @TeamMetafore 3 года назад +5

    Nahhhh… “coming to the stage… Angel Dust” wtf son 😂😂🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @mannyfresh5051
    @mannyfresh5051 3 года назад +51

    “your dogs a racist”😂 not baisley !

    • @suavehouse86
      @suavehouse86 3 года назад

      Racist republican dog 😄😅😩😩

  • @lovee81
    @lovee81 3 года назад +5

    the fact Baisley is sleep in Rorys arms is hilarious lol

  • @hugonaranjo6660
    @hugonaranjo6660 2 года назад

    Gotta say one of my favorite episodes ....hat off to the entire crew mal and rory great show ....

  • @michaelsoliz7001
    @michaelsoliz7001 3 года назад +1

    Yo!!! Nelly country grammar is classic!!! Rory a real 1! You can tell we the same age cuz of the music time bracket lol. That was pretty dope moment when Rory mention that part

  • @brandnewjay4810
    @brandnewjay4810 3 года назад +3

    Damaris had no reason to laugh that hard @ "The Red King". LOL!

  • @marcusjones7430
    @marcusjones7430 3 года назад +22

    Damiris be loud and WRONG AF. 😂😂😂

  • @ifrr8337
    @ifrr8337 3 года назад

    Perfect drop on this snow day in NYC! 🧏🏽‍♀️🙌👏

  • @bandhi9
    @bandhi9 3 года назад +1

    this episode came in clutch on this snowday

  • @sba4life
    @sba4life 3 года назад +5

    This episode str8 🔥🔥🔥 I’m not even done yet…shit is hilarious

  • @economyrap
    @economyrap 3 года назад +17

    D “ ain’t nobody prescribing us blacks Xanax!”

  • @nia4842
    @nia4842 3 года назад +6

    Sammie has been consistently dropping good music

  • @b.o.1951
    @b.o.1951 3 года назад +1

    “Oh it’s like ah fork in the road” -Rory 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

  • @BreunaShynece
    @BreunaShynece 3 года назад +1

    I was not prepared when I googled Jackie Kennedy’s pictures 😂

  • @kimanidmx
    @kimanidmx 3 года назад +4

    That Rory sweater is fly

  • @oldsport7177
    @oldsport7177 3 года назад +2

    LOVE THIS FUCKING POD !! YALL GOTTAH DO THAT SHROOM EPISODE !!!! YALL ALREADY BE BUGGIN LMAO

  • @orionsopulence9883
    @orionsopulence9883 3 года назад

    Is it just me or is this the funniest episode yet? I'm here for it let's get it!

  • @DifferentLevels
    @DifferentLevels 3 года назад +5

    This nigga Mal hilarious 😂😭
    "I Talk Big Shit When I'm Sexting"

  • @jmicreyes
    @jmicreyes 3 года назад +4

    Why do Rory’s outfits always match his hair😂

  • @MurdockMade
    @MurdockMade 3 года назад +7

    Lmaooo him saying red king with his dog laid up in his lap is hilarious

  • @jicee23
    @jicee23 3 года назад +3

    I NEED THE "RED KING" PICTURE LMAAAAAOOOOO

  • @MixxyGirl
    @MixxyGirl 3 года назад

    I remember Ghost Writer. That was one of my favorite shows growing up.

  • @TheShaylaV
    @TheShaylaV 3 года назад

    “Why is your hand in my nest” and “it’s a camp fire song” is crazy 😂😂😂😂

  • @jruss400
    @jruss400 3 года назад +29

    Mal low key one of the funniest dudes In podcasting rn 🤣🤷🏾‍♂️‼️

    • @CN3Music
      @CN3Music 3 года назад +2

      1:34:59 🤣

    • @jruss400
      @jruss400 3 года назад +3

      @@CN3Music can’t spell nigga without ginger 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @vividalexanderfilms
    @vividalexanderfilms 3 года назад +1

    Lmaooo Rorry quoting track 2 on country grammar 😂😂😭

  • @ashleecain
    @ashleecain Год назад

    This my fav episode ever

  • @todayrecords7429
    @todayrecords7429 3 года назад

    THE best sign hands down!!! Mal hit nail on the head with this one!

  • @arterdaniel7878
    @arterdaniel7878 3 года назад

    Great pod my guys💪🏾

  • @djksquallzz
    @djksquallzz 3 года назад +1

    @1:05:05 "my mother broke country grammar in half." lmfao

  • @PardonMyPresence
    @PardonMyPresence 3 года назад +32

    Demaris is a great addition to the show but until y'all give her camera time and a seat beside y'all we gotta call her ROSA PARKS 😂😂😂

    • @brandonbautista460
      @brandonbautista460 3 года назад +2

      rosa parks got it😂😂😂and demaris laughing when rory said the meaning of his name was crazyyy lmaoo

    • @DouljaOfcolony
      @DouljaOfcolony 2 года назад

      #bars

  • @TheMikeBailey18
    @TheMikeBailey18 3 года назад +1

    Demaris was bout to go crazy with that Jackie Kennedy crazy top joke😂😂

  • @Alexwhatisit
    @Alexwhatisit 3 года назад +5

    Look at baisley asleep in Rory’s arms 😂😂

  • @seanmyers2682
    @seanmyers2682 3 года назад

    "I've been in the company so long..."
    Yooooo 😂😂😂

  • @HotHoneyAndSpice
    @HotHoneyAndSpice 3 года назад +3

    Awwwww look at Daddy Ror with bebe Bais 🥺🥰😍

  • @wharris123184
    @wharris123184 3 года назад +10

    1:11:30 that part 😂😂😂

  • @Pendells_cards
    @Pendells_cards 3 года назад +1

    Clubs and bars pay way more for alcohol than regular people who go to the liquor store. They have to buy expensive bottles from a certain vendor that look different with a stamp on it so they can tell when they get audited. The government gets most of the tax.

  • @TheBrightLow
    @TheBrightLow 3 года назад +13

    That song Rory keep sayin is "sexual explosion" is actually sensual seduction 😂

    • @2Muchpjp
      @2Muchpjp 3 года назад +4

      Sexual Eruption

  • @xandermartin2118
    @xandermartin2118 3 года назад +19

    If you don’t enjoy this show, call that therapist they be talking about on the ads lol

  • @trakassassinz
    @trakassassinz 3 года назад +4

    that sign off was nasty 😂😂

  • @quazg9836
    @quazg9836 3 года назад +15

    Rory always talking like he’s 46 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @edwardnt2585
    @edwardnt2585 3 года назад +1

    "Why is your hand in my nest?" Lmao son Mal is funny as hell man.

  • @FAMIZ26
    @FAMIZ26 3 года назад +3

    Rory said " mario and kanye", dude it was neyo 😂

  • @thenyashowlive
    @thenyashowlive 3 года назад

    1:00:36 we aint tryna hear that🤣🤣🤣 MAL IS HILARIOUS FAM

  • @Truethoughtj
    @Truethoughtj 3 года назад +42

    I love Demaris for so many reasons after this pod. Her ideal night is drugging her man, doing shrooms, choking and pulling his hair while he whispers “that’s crazy”, don’t think it can get any better. On top of that she finally shared her ig. Oh boy.

  • @geraldofaldo4905
    @geraldofaldo4905 3 года назад +1

    Mal, that ending was WILD 😂😂😂😂

  • @Rey-pr3hz
    @Rey-pr3hz 3 года назад +9

    I agree with Mal, there should be more entertainment around basketball finals for sure. It would bring more attention to the game.

  • @ChrisWilson229
    @ChrisWilson229 3 года назад +1

    This is the most CHAOTIC episode so far lmaoooo

  • @livsluxlife5172
    @livsluxlife5172 3 года назад +22

    Rory is fine. That is all