Americas’s Dumbest Heist | Hasanabi Reacts to Vince Vintage

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @HasanReactionsfanTwo
    @HasanReactionsfanTwo  Месяц назад +27

    Hey everyone, big shout out to Vince Vintage for this video, you can find more from him here: www.youtube.com/@VinceVintage
    Thanks for watching, and I hope you enjoy the video :)

  • @RyuKyu.77
    @RyuKyu.77 Месяц назад +623

    Unpopular opinion, I always side with the robber in these stories, it's only illegal if a poor man does it, it's a bailout when a rich banker does it

    • @TonyMidyett
      @TonyMidyett Месяц назад +6

    • @lukec1771
      @lukec1771 Месяц назад +18

      The nail was hit on the head

    • @xibalbalon8668
      @xibalbalon8668 Месяц назад +79

      The older I get the more I can't blame people for resorting to this. I won't support it, but I can't blame them. I say this as someone who got held up before.

    • @newtagwhodis4535
      @newtagwhodis4535 Месяц назад

      Obama and Biden robbed us all to bail the actual thieves out.

    • @northside4767
      @northside4767 Месяц назад +28

      Especially because it wasn’t even an armed robbery. Bro just repossessed the funds.

  • @calypso4882
    @calypso4882 Месяц назад +356

    Crime reaction? Feels like its been years.

    • @TableTopNeverStop
      @TableTopNeverStop Месяц назад +13

      Ha ha. Same thought

    • @hassandurant6861
      @hassandurant6861 Месяц назад +101

      To be fair he is constantly reacting to crimes, they're just war crimes now

  • @literallyjustisaac3521
    @literallyjustisaac3521 Месяц назад +211

    Its honestly impressive how they managed to assemble a squad of the dumbest people to do this heist

    • @northside4767
      @northside4767 Месяц назад +20

      And still almost got away with it

    • @Handleoriginal12
      @Handleoriginal12 Месяц назад +4

      Guess my invitation was lost in the mail

    • @Blazo_Djurovic
      @Blazo_Djurovic Месяц назад

      I mean, the only people that would think they would get away with this is this group. Like, given they ddin't know about the hidden cameras meant the main robber was busted from the start, it was just a matter of time till cops located him.

    • @DerAptrgangr
      @DerAptrgangr 29 дней назад +2

      ​@@Blazo_Djurovicbut it didn't need to be a matter of time. They did a bunch of weird stuff all over the place. If Kelly had been honest about her contact with Steve the day prior to the heist, she wouldn't have been on the radar as hard.
      If they didn't spend money in the dumbest ways, they wouldn't have been on the radar.
      If they told Steve that the total cash was $5 mil, so his share was $1.6 mil, and gave that to him, he wouldn't have been the "liability".
      Also, obviously David should've popped a mask and overalls on, lol. It was going to be obvious it was him anyway, but fuck it, might as well reduce what evidence you can.

    • @nerdjournal
      @nerdjournal 22 дня назад

      I saw a video once about two guys who learned about how invisible inks were made using lemon juice. So, they come to the conclusion that if they rubbed lemon juice on their faces, the cameras wouldn't be able to see him. So they robbed a bank without any disguises, just lemon juice on their faces. The dudes in this video almost look like geniuses compared to that duo!

  • @Babywolf9
    @Babywolf9 Месяц назад +114

    Say what you will about the wife but that hair was iconic

  • @WindSorceress32
    @WindSorceress32 Месяц назад +80

    I dunno man I think everyone is overlooking the fact that David DID cheat on his wife and she is the victim of this crime

    • @dadybad08
      @dadybad08 Месяц назад +12

      You must be fun at parties

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 Месяц назад +12

      Cheating isn't a crime

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb Месяц назад +13

      You’re so right he deserves 11 years in prison for that

    • @frxsty2585
      @frxsty2585 Месяц назад +10

      @@banquetoftheleviathan1404It’s still morally bad, no he doesn’t deserve to be in prison because of it but some of yall are acting like he’s some sort of great person when you don’t know

    • @severalwolves
      @severalwolves Месяц назад +2

      @@frxsty2585 literally no-one said it was great

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS Месяц назад +101

    How did this story just keep getting funnier?

  • @kawasaki3070
    @kawasaki3070 Месяц назад +29

    Low IQ Olympics between the cops & robbers.

  • @TracieSmithpomeranian
    @TracieSmithpomeranian Месяц назад +74

    "Never underestimate the power of stupid in mass." George Carlin

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli Месяц назад +6

      …in massachusetts? i know, right.

    • @Hannah-zw9ow
      @Hannah-zw9ow 28 дней назад +3

      En masse?

  • @pexeforad4gua
    @pexeforad4gua Месяц назад +26

    Most of the banks have insurance and Will recover the money. In my city here in Brazil for sometime there was a bank heist gang that uses auto rifles and dinamite to cash out the ATMs. They did that for almost two years and vanish with the money. After some time the cops even stopped to go to the heists cause the banks would recover the money with insurance and literally days later everything was rebuild.
    The heists stopped when the banks removed the alone ATMs in the city and started to use paint bombs in the sealed atms to destroy stolen cash, but the gang was never caught.

  • @awvee
    @awvee Месяц назад +43

    Why can't heists in GTA pay that much??

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb Месяц назад +15

    It’s insane how stupid Steve and his co-conspirators were, and even with that the FBI still didn’t get a warrant to wiretap them until Steve’s wife made another insanely stupid mistake

  • @SoulKingBK
    @SoulKingBK Месяц назад +18

    some one give Martin Scorsese a bag to tell this story in wolf of wall street style.
    edit. How did i forget masterminds shit was funny af

  • @RyanEglitis
    @RyanEglitis Месяц назад +10

    Masterminds (2015) covered this and it seemed so ridiculous. But it's all pretty accurate 😂

  • @MasterCrander
    @MasterCrander Месяц назад +7

    New Legal Idea:
    All Heists are Legal. Stealing from institutions of wealth and individuals with more than XX% reported wealth than you is legal.
    The stealee may pursue legal recourse to have you return the exact value taken if they know and can prove who did it. No other punitive action may be taken.
    Violence remains illegal and property damage caused outside the necessary course to take the wealth is fineable for straight repair costs only.
    _If you demand the ability to retain a dragon's hoard, we reserve the right to slay at our own risk._

  • @Bodhini
    @Bodhini Месяц назад +40

    Ah yes. Just cleaning 17 million dollars. How easy

    • @zzxp1
      @zzxp1 Месяц назад +4

      Is hard when you are poor but if you are rich you just buy a couple of eye bleaching art pieces

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 25 дней назад +1

      @@zzxp1 or just put it into your kid's trust fund

  • @humandisaster3902
    @humandisaster3902 Месяц назад +4

    David really said "And I'd do it again" GET THIS MAN THE KEYS TO A BANK RIGHT NOW

  • @gauner1312
    @gauner1312 Месяц назад +10

    his poor wife

  • @senoraraton
    @senoraraton 26 дней назад +1

    How do you as a person NOT feel guilty and send the guy who essentially GAVE YOU 14 million dollars, 50k.... SMH

  • @sprybug
    @sprybug Месяц назад +12

    Host of that video is calling Mexico a 3rd world country??? I had no idea 3rd world countries had a Rainforest Cafe.

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 Месяц назад +7

      Yeah a lot of wealthy Americans retire in Mexico lol idk why he kept calling it 3rd world like it’s a terrible place to be

    • @CherryWorshipper
      @CherryWorshipper 29 дней назад +1

      Not to mention the irony that the criminals are fleeing TO Mexico, compared to the rhetoric people have currently

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 25 дней назад

      I've never seen neither a 3rd nor 1st world country with a Rainforest Cafe in it.

  • @bruno0_u
    @bruno0_u Месяц назад +9

    BRUNOS EVERYWHERE RISE UP 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @clearskies
    @clearskies Месяц назад +4

    This needs to be a film

  • @Jestops
    @Jestops Месяц назад +4

    The movie changed the entire hitman plot in flavor of a worse one and I’m convinced it was because they didn’t have time to do the real story.

  • @krbay1019
    @krbay1019 28 дней назад +1

    Is this that one Zach Galifianakis movie????

  • @Spyderinagourd
    @Spyderinagourd Месяц назад +7

    28:50 just call yourself a bounty hunter

  • @bwahhhgrl
    @bwahhhgrl Месяц назад +14

    so what did the wife do, i didn’t catch that part. or is the video just making fun of her for not satisfying her husband

    • @massdysfunkton
      @massdysfunkton Месяц назад +19

      Pretty much. She just got bullied she didnt do shit :(

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 25 дней назад

      Literally nothing except having awesome hair and making Hamburger Helper on Sundays

  • @Brogle69
    @Brogle69 Месяц назад +24

    I agree this specific heist was victimless, but bank heists in general are not. As an employee of the bank, being robbed could be an incredibly traumatic experience. So, definitely not victimless, but still, in my opinion, worth it. Especially if you robin hood your spoils

    • @BadHombreDaniel
      @BadHombreDaniel Месяц назад +4

      He didn’t rob a teller. He robbed an empty building

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 Месяц назад +7

      @@BadHombreDaniel that’s why they said this specific heist was victimless

    • @CatchyFox360
      @CatchyFox360 Месяц назад +3

      I feel like the word “heist” itself generally suggests a more covert operation

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 25 дней назад

      I mean, the fact that you used the word "heist" in the first sentence and "robbed" in the second kinda highlights the difference between a heist and a robbery, which this wasn't.

  • @mrdavman13
    @mrdavman13 Месяц назад +2

    I would’ve snitched on myself once it was three months later and I’m broke. Tell them I was forced to do it and then they tried to have me killed. I ran away with a small amount and just risk that story to the FBI. Turn in Kelly and the idiot in the mansion chill on 500k invest wisely live below my means, work a job I like and retire early in a small country with beautiful women.

  • @chadalpha7983
    @chadalpha7983 29 дней назад +1

    How is this heist not a Coen Brothers movie?

  • @severalwolves
    @severalwolves Месяц назад +3

    man, the 90s were truly the golden era for bonehead criminaIs

  • @baby.nay.
    @baby.nay. Месяц назад +1

    His wife’s hair is amazing 32:01

  • @anuraggupta9425
    @anuraggupta9425 Месяц назад +4

    Arrogance of American.. they think living in trailer park is better than living in Mexico with 5 mil 😅.. 5:28

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko Месяц назад

    Wild, i was just listening to the Dollop episode about this.

  • @justinkosuk3458
    @justinkosuk3458 20 дней назад

    20:32 Hasan's reaction got me good lmao 🤣

  • @baby.nay.
    @baby.nay. Месяц назад +1

    Is this a Quentin Tarantino movie ?

  • @AngelXStrong
    @AngelXStrong Месяц назад +2

    Isn't this the story of that Zach Galifianakis movie?

    • @yeveni
      @yeveni Месяц назад +2

      Yeah, chatter said it in the video. The movie is called "Masterminds"

  • @genaro-l6q
    @genaro-l6q Месяц назад +1

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  • @ohma3305
    @ohma3305 28 дней назад

    Honestly this is probably the most American crime ever committed. From beginning to end.

  • @piotrkret1579
    @piotrkret1579 29 дней назад

    If they don't make a movie about this then i don't know why do we need Hollywood at this point

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 25 дней назад

    Guy had a job AND a home at age 27? Idk what he was complaining about, that's more than I and most of my peers had at that age. Half of them still don't.

  • @jaefrmbk2k
    @jaefrmbk2k 29 дней назад

    nah i don't need a movie of this. this will suffice ✅️ give David probation 🎉

  • @martinxlive5
    @martinxlive5 Месяц назад

    Hasan is so smart I literally have his poster on my door bro

  • @ghreyunltd
    @ghreyunltd Месяц назад

    This heist happened in my hometown 😂

  • @stevevanderwist3132
    @stevevanderwist3132 29 дней назад

    There's an amazing movie about this

  • @kylemorgan3399
    @kylemorgan3399 Месяц назад

    I can't be the only one that thought it was Jujimufu in the thumbail

  • @isaacinternet
    @isaacinternet 23 дня назад

    No chance he was the only gringo in the pool in Cozumel.

  • @enchantedbananas
    @enchantedbananas Месяц назад

    bro the steelers are big in Mexico

  • @larryknicks
    @larryknicks Месяц назад +2

    10:49 😂😂😂

  • @amosbackstrom5366
    @amosbackstrom5366 28 дней назад

    5 mil split 3 ways does not make you a multimillionaire..

  • @funkoverload9488
    @funkoverload9488 Месяц назад

    We are so back

  • @nopasaran191
    @nopasaran191 Месяц назад

    Disappointing in Hasan for co-signing snitching against a gigachad

  • @michaelwagner6877
    @michaelwagner6877 Месяц назад +1

    Anyone else see the exact stupid of these people as with "our" rich and wealthy? Constantly trying to do some shitty thing instead of just paying people what they owe.... holy shit...

    • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
      @cupriferouscatalyst3708 25 дней назад

      I was just thinking that, it's the exact same short-sightedness and constant profit-maxxing that our ruling class does CONSTANTLY. "Why should I pay the guy who works for me enough to not betray me, when I can just buy more property right now and worry about it later?"
      And then later: "Ugh that guy I never paid seems pissed off, but I still don't wanna give him even a tiny bit of my money every month, so I'll just pay a third party contractor to shut him up!" In other words, not very different from union busting.

  • @forgottenhelm1299
    @forgottenhelm1299 29 дней назад

    27??? He looks 51!

  • @Paakli
    @Paakli Месяц назад +1

    Heist: Idiot Edition

  • @SoulKingBK
    @SoulKingBK Месяц назад

    even if it was actually the mafia bro is dumb as hell one there is no way he would ever see a share. Best case senario he gets stiffed worse case they give him the classic goodfellas ending killing him when he got to Mexico so he can't testify regarding their involvement.

  • @endodouble6691
    @endodouble6691 Месяц назад

    W Crime

  • @helio68
    @helio68 Месяц назад

    Whys he wearing grandma glasses?

  • @DuckiesDad08
    @DuckiesDad08 Месяц назад

    Yeah. This was made into a movie with Zack Galifinakis. Dumb

  • @XXXXX8
    @XXXXX8 Месяц назад +1

    SWOUP

  • @jasperb1224
    @jasperb1224 Месяц назад +2

    34 seconds ago holy shit i’m early

  • @UnKnSpartan
    @UnKnSpartan Месяц назад +1

    I think I saw this as a movie, I think it's called Masterminds.

  • @RicoSuave20242
    @RicoSuave20242 Месяц назад +3

    Is this in Ben Shapiros voice 😂

  • @geteducatedyoufool4563
    @geteducatedyoufool4563 Месяц назад +1

    36:03 he’s as stupid as joe rogan who IS a threat to the public

  • @geteducatedyoufool4563
    @geteducatedyoufool4563 Месяц назад +1

    38:02 alright I’m an Andrew taint incel now,…. Man even Steve’s wife was hotter

  • @RicoSuave20242
    @RicoSuave20242 Месяц назад +2

    Its not a movie Hasan

  • @asifmubeen-dc3ub
    @asifmubeen-dc3ub Месяц назад

    Unpopular opinion, I always side with the robber in these stories, it's only illegal if a poor man does it, it's a bailout when a rich banker does it