How sans are like cats//undertale

Original from:Joe Rogan Explains How Men Are Like Cats | Netflix Is A Joke → • Joe Rogan Explains How...
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[@草哥-x6o]

雑な日本語で日本語訳やってみました、日本の方こちらみってください
猫（サンズ）は殺せるものを全て殺してやる
犬（パピ）は我慢する事ができる。
いい犬見たことあるかい？
いい犬なら我慢できるよ。
例えば、パピルスの隣で人間を置いてみようか。
人間にとって、もしパピルスが相手なら、長い時間生きることが簡単にできる。
だが、もしサンズの隣に（Ｇルート）人間を置いたりしたら、その人間は一時間しか持たない。
何故と言うと、５９分ぐらい苦しめてやるから。
そしたら人間は「よっしゃやっと見逃してくれたやっとこれで終わりだ」と思うが
サンズは「今日じゃないぜこのクソガキ」と
「今日じゃない」
「ここでちゃんと座ってろ」って
これが奴らのやり方だ
でもパピルスならそんな事はしない
もし人間とパピルスを同じ場所に置いたら
パピルスはまず君をみて、そして人間をみって
君を見て、人間を見て、そして
「えっと…あの、殺していいかい？」
「ダメだよ、この子は落ちた人間だよ、私達の新しい家族なの」
パピルスは考える
「分かった…分かったぞ。」
「まあぁ？この人間優しくしてくれだし？」
「分かって…」
「…」
「いや人間だぞ？！コイツ人間なんだぞ？！？」
「いいよ！分かってる！家族だろう！家族！！」
見りゃわかると思うが、パピルスは人間を完全に信用してるのわけじゃなく、よく人間に近づいてこっそりと「おい本来はお前を殺しに来たんだぞ」と教える。
だが、サンズはそんなチャンスすらなかった。
Ｇルートの最後のサンズ戦に迎えた時、サンズは
「（ここの音声は動画を見てわかると思うので書きません）」
彼は君を知って欲しかったんだ
「黙れクソガキ、このクソッタレが、お前の目玉引きちぎってやる」
「お前はもう明日の太陽が見られないんだよ！！」
Ｐルートやったかどうか関係なく、HOT　CAT買ったかどうかも関係なく
「そこに薄汚い兄弟殺しめがいるんだ！！離せ！！殺してやるんだ！！」
…なんでみんなはそんな頭おかしいなヤツに見張りを任せてるんだ？
パピルスは誰を傷ついたら、彼も悲しい
もしパピルスが人間を死ぬ寸前まで迫ったら
「なんてことを！！」
「うわあぁぁ！！俺様とした事が！！！」
「うそ。。俺がやったのか？！くそがああああ」
「本当に見損ないだわ」
「俺様も自分を見損ないだぞ…！うぅ…ごめんなさい…」
だがサンズは全然気になどしない
君はロードして戻ったら
「お前なんてことを！！」
「俺がやりそうなこともわかんねのか、ビッチ。」
彼は何叫ばされても気にせず、例えば
「このモンスターめ！！」って言っても
彼は耳を塞いて
「うるさいな、いきなりそんな大きな声出すなよ。」
全然気にしない
君のことなんで、気にしていないのです。

[@rudhia]

欲張りで申し訳ない……！字幕とかになりませんか！？

[@草哥-x6o]

@@rudhia ごめんなさいやり方よくわからなくて...!!まだRUclipsの使い方がちょっと…

[@rudhia]

@@草哥-x6o 悲しみ！

[@rudhia]

GoogleにRUclipsで字幕を編集する流れや注意点、コツまとめ
ってのがあったのでおすすめです！

[@あかべ仔]

ほんとありがとうございます
分かりやすくてありがたい

[@limbyguardian215]

Frisk: YOU MONSTER!
Sans: I know I am but what are you?

[@Chanliemacario08]

a dirty brother killer

[@moonbeamy]

@@Chanliemacario08 Savage comment ever!

[@MiguelPBlueFox]

a human (in real life, duh)
but in reality im a hybrid between human and monster (in lore)

[@cooldemon95]

Frisk: A hamster

[@dunno792]

a dirty dog killer

[@lv_channel]

Imao, this is so hilarious!
your drawing style is perfect✨

[@okolotopo9742]

О, привет ты еще и тут
Неожидал наверно ты меня помнишь 💣🗿

[@happysubs5720]

Omg so true

[@Kyand1119]

本物だぁ……((

[@KuyashiZero]

@@okolotopo9742 гыг ;)

[@mcncheez8819]

Soooo true

[@Crank2400]

I lost it when the Gaster Blaster started hissing

[@maxcraft8351]

🤣

[@essoexpresso728]

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

[@chaos7768]

I don’t know why but I think it would make sense 😂😂🤣🤣

[@chaos7768]

@@almira9162 same here 😂

[@a_very_interesting_statue1867]

Same

[@123cocoamonster9]

'They pull their ears back like why are you so loud'
sans: **literally doesn't have ears*

[@MiguelPBlueFox]

*let's just pretend **_s a n s_** have ears even if is the most cursed shit you'll will see*

[@ahmed199gamer8]

Umm hello sans has ears?
Sans is a human with a human skeleton body but except he has super skele-*ton* powers

[@akahanachan6160]

The Chinese text in the video says that he covers his ears

[@Animated100]

Fanon toriel After reacting to genocide: SANS HOW COULD YOU KILL FRISK!
sans: What’s a frisk? The only thing I saw in the video was a rat with a knife 😐

[@sebwritesstories]

This is accurate to a point of perfection. 😎👍

[@vyxnx7384]

Tru 😂

[@breakfastbottle9094]

well yes but no, cats have territories but I guess you didn't know that because your so stupid... JKJKJKJK

[@SCREW_TITLES]

Yup

[@sebwritesstories]

@@breakfastbottle9094 hmmm

[@breakfastbottle9094]

@@sebwritesstories yes its true and they are the ones who decide whether you keep petting them or not

[@Chanliemacario08]

2:03
alphy: calm down sans its just a huma-
sans: *LET ME GO SO I CAN KILL THAT DIRTY BROTHER KILLER*
alphy: brother kille-?

[@dreamson7172]

Frisk look cute!!!

[@av3_ther]

@Rosilyn Jeffries yup

[@dreamson7172]

@Rosilyn Jeffries my Heart is broken ;-;

[@_.a_wild_paperjam._4740]

@Rosilyn Jeffries absolutely.

[@arn3107]

Toriel too

[@orangecat4125]

This is the ACCURATE way to describe SANS and PAPYRUS XD
Edit : ERROR and INK is also acts the same way (ERROR is the cat and INK is the dog)

[@serialdreamer8386]

Well, deppends lf the day, sometimes the ink- i mean- the dog is a doberman.

[@arthurdias6860]

For me Error is like the angry dog that bite the shit out of you but only to protect his space or his owners. Ink is the cat that is well behaved but only because it wants, and can and WILL Screw everything if he is bored enough

[@SPinoEatsFish]

@@arthurdias6860 true true

[@howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps]

I mean-
Ink is the dog
But he doesnt care about anybody either so-

[@みずたいなこ]

MMDだけじゃなくこんなに可愛い絵まで描けるなんて…あなたが神でしたか…

[@吉田雅子-v7h]

それ
絵ほんとかわいい

[@LilyRose-cs1bi]

Some Dogs have five second memory
If it kills a hamster and leaves it for you to find and you call him over to chew him out for it sure they'll understand your upset with them, they just won't know why.
For the cats its simpler they see rats as food and sometimes they hunt for sport.
Good art work btw.

[@thecherry6849]

Somehow the voice for Papyrus ended up being so perfect

[@ElevenArcher333]

2:41 gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@sourweirdcore9289]

Biatch you know me😎🤣

[@astrxxxx]

Perfect! I love the artstyle, and the video is hilarious! ❤️

[@thegoldencatwithapen6120]

You know, I could see Sans, his Gaster Blaster, and Frisk with the "It Don't Bite" meme.

[@corysilver2132]

Y e s

[@slkoriginal3617]

This looks so accurate I’m going to make it canon

[@Deadskull0167]

Sans the lazy skeleCAT but scary and the papyrus caring and kindness
skelePUPS XD
{ Bad pun ;-; } and bydaway noice SKILLeton video 👌💀👍

[@rojo_the_proyt2801]

But what happens when you put a ... Pet Hamster ... a good dog... and a cat in the same room.
*A true hostage situation*

[@_sterzero5393]

有夠可愛（雖然一直在意那個英文www
很意外還有人在做UT的影片qwq
謝謝大大ㄉ美好作品

[@Hi-xn2uh]

Hi

[@Hi-xn2uh]

又一個會中文的人

[@林瑜雯-j8x]

我也會喔٩۹(๑•̀ω•́ ๑)۶

[@普羅多喵喵-i2w]

呃....你可以試著搜尋看看

[@_sterzero5393]

@@普羅多喵喵-i2w 因為現在退坑的人很多才會這麼說的Qwp

[@みんか-s3n]

I like them, also I was interested in that they change their feelings quickly!! 💕

[@lunaticwyrm4676]

as someone who likes cats i still found it funny

[@tinliu6501]

*that“wuu! how could I!”really sound like PAPYRUS uwu【?】

[@3b16mulaiying8]

喔天啊這画风這qwq...啊啊啊好可爱啊>v

[@unionsoviet1623]

哈哈哈哈 那個先折磨你59分鐘 在最後一分鐘殺你 就像 我有40米長刀 先讓你跑39米 😂

[@jjba5437]

Those shadows... Those animate.. Ahhh i'm burning!

[@chaos7768]

0:27 me when I spare sans on the genocide route

[@maannn]

2:17 the voice of papyrus fit sow well GOD DAMN It

[@tf12321]

papyrus = dog = inccoent
sans = cat = hunter
frisk = hamster = prey

[@nobarujikken1141]

No estoy seguro de si el creador del contenido se tome el tiempo para traducir y leer lo este comentario pero...
...Solo estoy aqui para decir, que me encanta tu estilo de dibujo, creo que esta muy bien echo
Y tambien dire: Gracias por alegrarme el día, o mas bien la noche, ya que por aqui lo es jaja

[@SeaSlayer]

It's so freaking accurate

[@samthepancake69]

see, this is why i LIKE cats. lol

[@ceetu8914]

Hope this blows up soon

[@ihavenobrain1489]

He is a JoJo reference

[@ihavenobrain1489]

Killer Queen had already touched the video

[@zdoesstuffs13]

Our fandom still thrives.

[@Kyand1119]

かわいいwwSansかわいいしかっこいいし面白いww

[@PurpleRozy]

Omg this fits-

[@StarTrail33]

but sans, you don't have a chance
you're trying to challenge the final "judgement“ in genocide
sans is like ”Rauuuu!! Rauuuuuuuuuuuuu!! Rauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! “
they don't care if you've done the True Pacifist
they don't care how many hot "cat" you have brought
"THERE IS A DIRTY BROTHER KILLER RIGHT THERE!!! YOU LET ME GO I CAN KILL HIM!!!!!!"

[@lordcuteg]

Omg this is perfect lmaoo 😂

[@klopushka008]

*that's true tho-*
And-
*HOW PAPYRUS SWEARS?!??*

[@meyoa7709]

骨兄弟超可愛~~frisk好可憐www

[@fungertype2631]

2:15 this fits so good omg!!

[@tuxytukey927]

frisk:YOUR A MONSTER
Sans:and your not?

[@lindalio8976]

天阿真的好可愛--!!

[@noelledenisematias8400]

How are people like you so good at drawing?!!!!!! T-T
Welp im just gonna try hard :3
Litterally the whole vid is
Comedy and
CUTE

[@just_noob3763]

amazing i love it :D

[@azuresky12]

Why was this so funny 😂

[@judych2620]

Omg I love this style, it's so adorable🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰

[@zzzcatzzz5319]

草哥呀!!!!!!
我笑到肚子好痛..._(:3/ㄥ)_

[@herobrine-real8233]

我找到了中文留言

[@zzzcatzzz5319]

@@herobrine-real8233 恭喜恭喜XD

[@presentmic3053]

Gasp!野生的貓

[@raven1999-x3x]

Sans :你**這個畢池給我過來，不管你讀檔幾次，我會挖出你的心臟、毀了你的決心讓你永遠離開這遊戲，你這殺我兄弟之人......

[@axnait]

"Just killed a hamster, feeling gooooood."

[@SCREW_TITLES]

Alphys:SANS DONT KILL THE HUMAN
sans:it’s a rat lemme kill it!!!!!!

[@youngsinpiter4455]

好可愛

[@伸一-d9c]

意味分かんねぇけど、絵が上手いって事と面白いってことは伝わった

[@草哥-x6o]

日本語訳してみました！よければ新しいコメントのどころを見てください！

[@丹尼爾-l7k]

好可愛好可愛好可愛！！！原來草哥除了在b站也有在油管發視頻！！

[@jess_soullem15]

id be like sans caz i like cats and sanss power is so dam cool.

[@nullmiracles8538]

LMAO heheheheh to-TO BE her FAIR FRISK DID DO SOME heheheh OVER THE WEEL THINGS.... HEHEHEHEH

[@inksans6511]

THIS VIDEO IS SO FUNNY AND SO AMAZING!!! IT FITS SO WELL!!!

[@みつ-e2l]

可愛い

[@焔ツキミ]

可愛いですね

[@Jotrgo]

I feel like pacifist route sans would fit as the dog in this better, but genocide sans is best in cat position lol

[@justfruityorange4966]

2:08

[@芒果果-y6s]

我是貓派
是指真的貓

[@niramolsinpho2274]

This is so good lmao

[@ut6559]

好可愛www莫名真實

[@rafeirosdassombras69420]

thank god this is in english so i can enjoy this, i actually gigled in a few parts!

[@ASweetShortCake]

2:38 oh my GOD 😂

[@epicgamer7579]

i mean chara would also work good for the "cats kill everything they can"

[@Tundra_Artist]

Papyrus : *points* can i fuck him up?

[@ironlegion1580]

omg this is so funny papyrus killing a hamster and hes dissapointed at himself

[@我來啦]

这剧情很好看，我喜欢😍😍

[@starringintheskies]

_AHAHAHA- This is exactly why I love them both_

[@James-uq8kq]

Perfect description of Sans vs Papyrus

[@Brxndible]

Ok but real quick can we talk about how well the transition is animated 1:51

[@Ai_aU-ofi]

フリスクがめっちゃたたきつけられてるところで吹いたw

[@Lali_Animation]

I think the purrrfect pun would suit sans

[@方塊酥-q7f]

原來骷髏有耳朵

[@冬分絕]

瘋了瘋了 笑到噴飯

[@user-sody]

好可愛wwww

[@catynip]

Sans的機掰臉讓我笑死

[@thedeltaone]

MASTERPIECE

[@salendiamystic4326]

I mean pretty much thats how it is😂

[@Samurai_gaming4]

its amazing how that matches so well

[@HalurLad]

Your art draw its so perfect!

[@ashmarringle286]

I love this so much

[@komorebi_395]

なんて言ってるか全く分からんが
　可愛い😍

[@hime170]

わかる(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧
可愛いですよね(*´ω｀*)

[@草哥-x6o]

日本語訳してみました！よければ新しいコメントのどころを見てください！

[@komorebi_395]

ありがとうございます😭

[@choco_shade2699]

Tell me why 1:52 is such a mood-

[@jobellecastro6444]

I love this!!

[@凌萱-w7r]

？！？！草哥？！？！天啦噜！！！

[@RandomPerson-bi6se]

我觉得 Frisk 很无语

[@月とすっぽん-x9e]

絵めっちゃ好きだしめっちゃ可愛いし尊くてﾀﾋ

[@Pikachew675]

Good dog is key word my dog gos mad when it sees something small I mean he's eaten frogs and lizards

[@plush.mp4]

The Gaster blaster's meow is perfect

[@xenoultragod84]

1:45
Know i now what a what a gaster blaster really sounds like 🤣🤣🤣

[@itzlullu1830]

The gaster blaster is soooo funny😂😂😂😂XD

[@insanethereal2441]

Cats r amazing 😂 hahahah this is just too good

[@AriaYau]

this is perfect!!!! god, LMAO

[@howlingsiren2561]

Not to hate on the ship but the 34 people who disliked this were probably people who ship Frans.

[@sansclone1874]

Morals:
Don't give a hamster a knife

[@山田運子-o9h]

絵上手いから英語にわかでも面白い

[@zeborak6133]

yeah, i can see papyrus fetching a stick