Ignacio Martínez Argüello i could imagine! i’m sure it’s super awkward to film, and he’s promoting a cookbook, but i still just think it’s so funny how passionate and animated he gets about food lmao. you can tell he really means it
people: T H I R S T antoni: pickle! all! the! things! people: more THIRST antoni: bread! so much bread! people: can't escape the T H I R S T antoni: choking is fun and hot but stay safe kids how is this the same man??
Hmm. I thought Anthoni Porowski know that because he is gay hmm and I guess he was lie about not knowing it because I am gay and I know about it in gay porn hmm smh at him for lieing
Antoni, the master of logic: "You know what I appreciate? Specificity!" *Yet Antoni, a moment later:* "That is so weirdly specific :o" Also Antoni: "Now I'm not gonna be able to say it (like so) anymore!". **Proceeds to say like so repeatedly**
Okay I literally started watching the show yesterday, I have no idea what their stories are, but is there something going on between Tan and Antoni? Seems like there’s a ton of chemistry between the two.
He did, in fact, elegantly mention it. Slipped into the conversation like he was taking about a lil snafu one holiday in Paris. He is a leave the knives, take the macaroons kind of Godfather to us all.
Antoni at the beginning of the video: I’m uncomfortable about doing this! Antoni at the end of the video: Don’t have a safe word, have a safe move because often you can't speak if you're being choked 😉
Thirst tweet: "I want Antoni to [redacted] my [redacted]" Antoni: "This tweet casually reminds me of these forty-five different foods in this order..."
as someone who is asexual and ADHD i greatly appreciate antoni's ability to go off topic from thirst tweets and go into a thirty second tangent about one food
i love how he slowly eventually forgets about the thirst tweets and becomes fully infatuated with the food involved in the tweets
Honestly, same.
I think he does that on purpose. He doesn´t like being the center of attention when it comes to sexual things...
Ignacio Martínez Argüello i could imagine! i’m sure it’s super awkward to film, and he’s promoting a cookbook, but i still just think it’s so funny how passionate and animated he gets about food lmao. you can tell he really means it
I noticed that too haha
He went off on so many tangents! Probably helped him with how nervous compliments of this sort make him...
The video should be titled, 'Antoni uses food knowledge to avoid awkwardness'
Specificity ❤😉
"...and teaches you how to get choked"
@@chelyvo IKR!!!
This is exactly what i was thinking of when he starts talking about cooking stuff 😭😭😭
😂😂😂
2 things Antoni loves:
1. specificity
2. choking
3: crunchy things
4. butter and salt
5. pickled jalapeños and a million other pickled things
6. Breads: Toasted Wonder/Really fresh Brioche/Japanese milk bread.
thangerstrings 7. being choked
Tweet: *talking about his abs*
Antoni: you know what else is good? PICKLES.
Nish_ TheFish_ the love for all things pickled is adorable.
I love how he finishes every dirty tweet with one small ted talk about food
Lmbo
I love saying like so
*buzzfeed:* innocent angel reads thirst tweets
*me:* awww he's so awkward how cute
*antoni:* c h o k e m e
🤣 I know!
textbook INFP lol
This genuinely made me audibly laugh, thank you 😂😂😂
Ashley Visser as an Infp I can say with 100% confidence that that is correct😆
Is Antoni an INFP???
didn’t know i was going to get tips from antoni on being choked today but here we are
He loves street trade and skiing...that's how we choke
Also choke with your fingertips never with your palm. You don't actually wanna choke your partner to death
miphie best advice ever
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 amazing!
@@levynguyen572 good advice
Antoni: I'm so uncomfortable with this.
Also Antoni: I'm gonna share a pro tip on choking during sex from personal experience.
made me laugh lmao
He's uncomfortable but he tries to do it right, for us. What an angel.
The internet: *thirsts ridiculously over Antoni*
Antoni: *gives cooking advice, educates on kitchen safety, and applauds clarity and specificity*
also... educates on safe choking
Arti Qwerty and talks about being Choked
"What's a bussy?"
"It's like a man's butt."
"........... SWIM?!"
Jo. 🤣😂🤣😂
I do not believe he didn’t know what a bussy is.
2120musiclover oh he knew alright 🍑🍑 Mr likes choking 😅
Swim 🏊♂️, so you really can’t feel the pleasure of sex anymore hummm 🤔
i laughed so hard😭
He flippity flops from Innocent Food Angel to Thristy Bottom and that is the duality of man
Poli Flowers so fucking thru
We are truly all one or the other
"Flippity"
perioodd
Oscar Wilde wrote this
did he just advise us on how to be choked right
He definitely did
Yes. Yes, he did.
Tyra Qui? Well you don’t wanna be choked wrong do you? Lol
That is very helpful, thank you, Antoni
it's more like... how not to die during it
I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A CHOKING TWEET BUT NAH HE JUST CAME OUT WITH THAT BY HIMSELF
“Learned this the hard way” EXCUSE ME
Austin Rawlings I know right that was not too much information that was not enough information please say more
He says "you're welcome for that one KIDS" Lmao
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
I DIED. right then, deceased. legit screaming at that one
“I learned this the hard way that often you can’t speak if you’re being choked.”
Aaaaaaaaaaand I’m pregnant
Vic G omg I know this is late but I laughed so hard at this
“Have a safe move when you choke someone..... Buy my book & cook for someone special...”
=)))))))
💀💀💀💀💀
Antoni at one point forgot what he was doing and taught us how to make a delightful pb&j and this is why he’s so wonderful.
As a fan of specificity, Antoni needs to elaborate on his other BDSM safety practices. For educational purposes...
…...and for research and scientific analysis.
I loved this comment too much 😂
You're the winner of this week's challenge!
10/10 would watch that e n t i r e video. 🤤🤤
@@Amyduckie repeatedly
Antoni about choking: "Use a safe move. I learned it the hard way." DID HE JUST--
Valentia I just died and came a little when he said that!!!!! 💀💦
Valentia I SCREAMED
@@jamesryanwigley you dirty bastered
Guuuuurrllll he literally just did
OMG
Don’t make Jonathan do this, unless you’re ready to bleep every other word out.
On the other hand, John Mulaney should absolutely do this!
Please let Jonathan do thisss
samhero11 oh my god, yes
Mulaney would be so fucking funny
I think I cannot got through another day without seeing John Mulaney reading thristy tweets
make John Mulaney read thirst tweets PLEASE.
*Tweet about someone getting wet when Antoni says like so*
Antoni: *keeps saying like so*
Morgan Grant he knew what he was doing
@@candidlyopinionated19 and also w the pb&j section
this new season I didn't notice a single time he said it but one of the heroes did lmao
Antoni talks about food a lot because he understands what it's like to be delicious.
Lmao you guys are always the most
@@Jacob-wz7pm at least we have profile pictures lmao unlike your weird ass.
He is uggly as fck... like wtf
Antoni: I appreciate specificity.
Also Antoni: That is so weirdly specific.
He enjoys specificity when it comes to food.
I love his very subtle lisp and how he is always slightly smiling. What a pleasant fellow.
same :,)
His lisp is so sexy.
Is he gay??!
Kristen OMG SO TRUE
Aaron Ying Yes.
I love how sidetracked he got, like, constantly. The whole tangent about bread? That was hilarious
It’s so cute and hot when he says “me too, hit me up”!
Antoni out here trying to act wholesome with these tweets then just drops that last bit 👀
Right?? He was adorably wholesome and then has a fricking choking story at the end!
the way his eyes light up when he talked about pickled food and different types of bread 😍
^^^^^
evee and bread 🍞 🥖 😂
Yeah...i noticed that!😅
"Dont have a safe word - have a safe move. Pro tip." OMG 😳 i was not prepared
people: T H I R S T
antoni: pickle! all! the! things!
people: more THIRST
antoni: bread! so much bread!
people: can't escape the T H I R S T
antoni: choking is fun and hot but stay safe kids
how is this the same man??
Someone: *is thirsty towards Antoni*
Antoni: PICKLED. PEAS.
men who went through 5 stages of grief after learning what a “bussy” is:
- Taron Egerton
- Antoni Porowski
add Manny Jacinto too😂
Hmm. I thought Anthoni Porowski know that because he is gay hmm and I guess he was lie about not knowing it because I am gay and I know about it in gay porn hmm smh at him for lieing
@@waynemiami Gay men are not the same and haven't the same experiences in life, just like every human beings.
Nikita Dlima I only know Taron Egerton from Moominvalley so this gave me so much whiplash
and eric nam
His eyes are flirting with the camera at every second, not complaining...
isithi0rhey especially when he was talking about the choking ;)
Next video: Queer Eye reacts to Antoni reacting to thirst tweets
Charlotte Ellis I support this
So necessary
Omg YES!
Ysaaaasssssssss need Jonathan
PLZ
Antoni- translating from straight to gay “The Target shoe section?!? Like from a TARGÉT”
i love how his regular voice is so calm and deep and soothing and every time he gets worked up his voice gets all high and loud and it cracks
I wanna see Bill Skarsgård reading thirst tweets about pennywise. I just want to see the horror on his face.
That is not how it works.
😂😂😂
Jellolita istg my wattpad name is FUCKMEPENNYWISE
@Sir Apolo i can see.
Yes please, the only reason Pennywise doesnt give me nightmares is because I know its Bill and I'm too sexually attracted to him to be frightened.
Antoni, the master of logic:
"You know what I appreciate? Specificity!"
*Yet Antoni, a moment later:*
"That is so weirdly specific :o"
Also Antoni: "Now I'm not gonna be able to say it (like so) anymore!". **Proceeds to say like so repeatedly**
I mean, he is very good at contradicting himself 😂
My thoughts exactly lmao but same 😂💀😅
That’s when you know he’s clearly a total tease. 😂
I noticed too omg...temptress
Antoni just giving extra information the whole time, what a cutie
press enter I love the run-on sentences it’s so adorably geeky
@Michael John Dennis 😊❤️ hes a reyt fittie. #yorkshire
Kaian凯安 Ok boomer
press enter yeah. I didn’t expect to learn how to make a great pp&j but ok.
Antoni: *gives sexual advice*
Also Antoni: “You’re welcome for that one, kids”
Me: “KIDS?!”
I love how Antoni suddenly breaks into a monologue almost after every tweet because he needs to explain something 😂😂😂
His facial expressions are priceless😂
Zonked out after a gang bang is a wonderful expression!
leave it to Antoni to speak mostly about food and cooking advice in a video about highly sexual thirst tweets
but then he's like ChOKe ME
Damn he really be out there talking about choking huh
*love him infinitely*
I love how he knows to have a safe move for choking but doesn’t know what a bussy is!
Me: minding my own business
RUclips recommendation: *HERE IS A VIDEO OF ANTONI FROM QUEER EYE ADVISING PEOPLE ON HOW TO BE CHOKED RIGHT*
Jonathan Van ness should do this, I would love to see it
Casually alludes to a scary choking experience he had that led him to give us this advice.
antoni publicly encouraging sex with a pb&j is my aesthetic
Other people reading thirst tweets: keep saying how weird all the tweets are.
Antoni reading thirst tweets: Gives tips on choking safely.
XD
"SWIM??!!!!" proceeds to ignore thirsty comment about abs, and goes down a bunny trail of pickled vegetables. . .this is why I love Antoni.
How many of these are actually from Tan, though?
Hahahahahahaha ohshit you just made me wake my husband up at 1am laughing so hard I love you 😂
Okay I literally started watching the show yesterday, I have no idea what their stories are, but is there something going on between Tan and Antoni? Seems like there’s a ton of chemistry between the two.
@@mayachaoui814 Tan has a husband, they're just super lovey/affectionate friends lol
Lizzifred Headricka Haha oh okay, thank you!
Tan doesn't think he's attractive lol
Today I learned that Antoni likes being choked
Edit: THIS BLEW UP FAST DAMN. Thumbs up if you like to be choked too sjdjbd
Best Ted Talk ever
Who doesnt lol
@Akmal Arif he's obviously verse
@@short_stack Was about to say that
I SCREAMED
When Antoni said “pro tips” and tapped his temple my entire life fell apart.
And the wink, unnnffff
His cute smiles are just wholesome “like so” 🥺
No one:
Antoni getting excited and distracted over pickled foods.
"What's a bussy?"
...."oh?"
"...SWIM????"
Antoni didn't just admit that he's into choking.....
He did, in fact, elegantly mention it. Slipped into the conversation like he was taking about a lil snafu one holiday in Paris.
He is a leave the knives, take the macaroons kind of Godfather to us all.
No shaaaaaame! No shame in the sex game.
Antoni at the beginning of the video:
I’m uncomfortable about doing this!
Antoni at the end of the video: Don’t have a safe word, have a safe move because often you can't speak if you're being choked 😉
antoni is too much of a pure angel for thirst tweets
The way he spaces out fantasizing about food and that seems to turn him on more than any thirst Tweet.... marvelous.
They just have to add saxophone in the end..
Antoni talking about Knives AND Choking..I can't even...
That Target shoe section tweet got me laughing hard af...🤣🤣🤣
lmaooooooo same, best thirst tweet
i started crying 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Nutchie & Cam i thought me and my sister were the only ones who pronounced it that way😂
shoutout to antoni fully admitting to loving being choked
I support this confidence
I love how he's so passionate when he is talking about food and that there are sparkles in his eyes as he talks
I love how his reflex when he's uncomfortable is to talk about food really quickly :')
He;s giving me the same chaotic and wild energy as jake gyllenhaal. like theyre both desperate for answers that will never come
Ugh I love Jake, Antoni has been in a few movies, they should be in a movie together!
Unlike me immediately after that choking comment
You're totally right! They both are awesome, too!
Every time he elevates his voice to that high pitch I swear to God I can hear sheldon cooper
Omg yes. I couldn't figure out who he reminds me of.
Oh no. That’s all I’m going to be able to think about now.
Omg i thought i was the only one. 🤭🤭
Now you mention it I'm not gonna be able to think of anything else haha
oh my god
3:25 this is such a hilariously wholesome answer to such a provocative tweet
I love how his nervous response is to ramble about food. He's absolutely adorbs.
Yes! Antoni is the best! And advocating for safeness in the bedroom (and kitchen!). Love it.
I love how he goes from being shocked by everything to I LIKE BEING CHOKED
he is so pure he has a like a thirty second monologue after every tweet
I love how he's so nervous that he talks about food nonstop when it's related but casually and enthusiastically gives tips about choking he's precious
Antoni: You know what I appreciate? Specificity
Also Antoni, a minute later, almost disgusted: That is so weirdly specific
Thirst tweet: "I want Antoni to [redacted] my [redacted]"
Antoni: "This tweet casually reminds me of these forty-five different foods in this order..."
Antoni lowkey kinky AF. Did he just admit to liking being choked. Yas queen, I stan
The person that wrote that they get wet when he says “like so” must be having such a good time during the video 😂
Ok I truly got wet with the way he said “it’s like being choked” at 3:42
Me too %)
he's like me, he starts talking about things he is nerd about when he's embarassed
It's absolutely adorable how he turns the sexual food tweets into a full-on cooking class!
I love how he can be sultry and quirky at the same time. Get you a guy who can do both!
I just discovered this guy
And I'm already in love with him
That Guy Luke same 😭
I know right!!!
Me three
me too, he seems delightful!
Someday I hope someone loves me the way Antoni loves bread.
Antoni: NO COOKING NAKED IS DANGEROUS
idk why but that was like the best response ever to that tweet.
he really made a whole conversation about pickled veggies i can’t with him MY BABY I LOVE YOU 🥺🥺🥺
as someone who is asexual and ADHD i greatly appreciate antoni's ability to go off topic from thirst tweets and go into a thirty second tangent about one food
Lmao same
Preach!
I'm asexual too! Yay!
Antoni said in an interview he has adhd too
@@rooz800 i know i saw that !!
Me during most of this: awe he's so pure
Me when he talks about getting choked: Damn baby me too. Good tip.
Pro-tip: Have a safe move while being choked
ur user....
is this a threat
@@ennasf9419 Yes. You will physically turn into a square.
@@stannctorbeasquare uwu im scared uwu
He's so gentle (like so), I adore him.
He is truly one of the most attractive humans ever
Omg he’s like a 80 year old grumpy man in a 30 year olds body.
George F
Yea 😒
I thought he was attractive but he opened his mouth 😂
Antoni’s high pitched voice that comes through and the fact that the moral of all this was specificity took me out. I love him 💜💜
he has such a nice smile its soothing
When people say they don't understand ADHD, I'm just going to send them to this video
1:47 the user must’ve gotten extremely wet from these few seconds
Can he PLEASE just make a podcast or something idk where he just talks about food??? His voice and tone when he’s talking about food is just 😍😍
He probably knows how to choke someone.
CHOKE ME ANTONI!
He's adorable, he makes me smile.
I didn’t know his voice got that high-pitched and it’s so hot