How Harvard Decides Who To Reject in 30 Seconds
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- This is how Harvard University decides who to reject in 30 seconds. For those of you who don't know, Harvard is a prestigious, ivy league school located in the east coast. Just like the temperature there, Harvard's acceptance rate is in the negatives.
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Do Johns Hopkins university and USC
Full Sail University
I think you should do Colombia University
Michigan
You should do Oxford
“It’s because of that stupid phone”
Sophia Nille I don’t remember where I got it 😂
Is that Tom Holland in your profile picture?👁️👄👁️
Oh my holy sh-
Enorma stitz your profile picture 😂😂😂😂
@@RajeshGupta-tf8zd yeah 😂
@@SwagsterPotatoGD he looks so pretty, pretty than me lmao 😂😂😂😂
Me: **not even going to Harvard**
Harvard: “rejected”
I’m dead 😂💀
😂😂😂
Brooo😂😂😂😂💀
Damn
Lol true
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
@Lxarkyy bruh i didnt even know i had that much likes
@Lxarkyy bruh
I was gonna say that!😭😂
No no, the Asian part is right.
@@plumith exactly the first half was right talking about real problems but the second half was random jokes dumbass
Harvard: "are you perfect?"
Student: "No"
Harvard: " k bye."
Just 1 sec
@Without Name look daddy boo Redditor
Don't try to start a war here
@Without Name Perfection does exist, a human hasnt gotten to that kind of state sadly
@Without Name This comment is wrong in many ways.
@@Nthdegree2 you've opened a mighty big can of worms there, I for one disagree. Perfection can't truly exist. Even if it is one day achieved the path to get there would have been riddled with imperfection, making the process of being perfect imperfect.
Things would have to of started out perfect from the get go in order for it to be truly perfect.
In a nutshell:
Be an extremely intelligent fish
Or just be a hard worker
Or be rich
Y E S
John Fish
But did daddy fish donate a building?
Me: Tries to hold my breath
My father: What are you doing?
Me: Studying to get into harvard
You’re doing it wrong 🤦🏼♀️
You’re supposed to breathe *o x y g e n*
Underrated
No i breath a mix of oxegen, carbon, nitrogen, and hydrogen!
No.... your suppose to breath water ✋🏿👁👅👁😭😭😭😭😭
@@Ashwagur Did you cure cancer?
Fun fact: Harvard is known to be so succesful only because already good people got there. Its not about the way they teach or anything, its really just about the fact that theres only succesful people there. So tehnically you could go anywhere!
No, I don't go there or anything. Mostly just a thought i had.
Agree with this.
That's what irks me about this kind of Prestigious school ideology. It would be better defined as a club.
They take the potential students who will make a name for them in future, so that their brand goes high. They take the best of the lot, and get to have insane fees from each of them, in return offering the "Harvard" stamp. They get the money and the status, but who works hard? The student.
Mostly true, but a few people end up at Ivy League schools who have no business being there because daddy donated a building.
Knew a lady who proudly went to Yale...and got fired for incompetence. It completely changed how I see the value of a diploma from an expensive college.
You were close but it’s actually the business connections and wealthy venture capitalists and CEO’s that you can make close connections with while there which is highly important in business and that’s the real benefit of Harvard not what they teach in class
"You breathe air."
Harvard students: *amateurs. I breathe fire.*
Lol
Pathetic. Ive stidied so hard that I dont even feel the NEED to breathe
They breathe math
Everything changed when the fire nation attacked
Harvard students: "Total concentration, water breathing..."
I see Harvard follows the same expectations as my father and mother.
Extrmely underrated comment
We may take it as joke but it's really a serious topic. They force children so much that they forget to enjoy their childhood 😭
Especially if ur asian
D o n t b r e a t h e .
Alright son, these are my expectations for you
*_DON’T BREATHE_*
No, I REJECT harvard.
some sent a letter saying that they rejected harvards rejection letter
@@popycorn3005 really??
Somanath Dash yes
What a power move
damn, he broke the system
*Person who is Africamerxicasian*
Harvard: "Yesn't"
Underrated😂
Bruh🤣🤣
lmao
Lmaooo
i can read that perfectly in just 1 try 😎
1960: go to university to cure cancer
2020: cure cancer to go to university
stay home lol so true
lol
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Harvard: LOGIC
Dear Harvard Admissions Committee,
Thank you for your interest in giving me a Harvard rejection letter. I have reviewed your letter and am impressed with your rejection reasons and other suggestions. However, I have received many rejection letters this year. Therefore after careful consideration, I have decided not to accept your rejection letter.
Please understand that this is not a negative evaluation of your rejection letter, but rather a unique choice criteria.
Once again, I appreciate your courage to give me a rejection letter and wish you every success in your future rejecting.
I'll see you all in August.
-some guy on Jeaney Collects
😂😂😂😂 that was lit
@@adolphusmunachimso3507 Thanks bro
Xddddd
If i ever got a rejection letter from Harvard, that's what I would send them back lol
That's the level of confidence i want
Write that down, write that down!!
Charles the French? ; )
@@ShivVZG yea, you watch him also??
Yep! He's pretty funny xD
CHARLES THE FRENCH😂😂
@@ShivVZG also that's a meme not made by Charles the French
jokes aside, once competition becomes toxic, it's best to stay away.
I cheated the system by not applying
xxsarah52009xx Dang. this is some big brain energy right here. I can already tell you’ll do great things.
Always one step ahead.
*insert brain expanding meme*
Bro I’m the 2000 like. It’s so satisfying to go from 1.9 to 2k.
Anyone with a Yamaguchi profile picture has atleast one big brain comment
Jokes on you, I don’t breathe air.
Username checks out ; )
@@ShivVZG lmao😂
😂
Me neither. 😉
Heavy Lego Crane
I-
You’re not wrong-
dead kid: *is not breathing
harvard: *YOU WANT SCHOLARSHIP?*
dead kid: ...
Harvard: ya don't know what to say am I right? don't worry, it happens everytime.
don't worry we'll call you back
@@GoncaloDCa "Oi, answer me. I know this is too much emotion for someone like you but you get to answer at some point."
I, spongebob giovanna have a dream
* insert baka mitai *
Joke's on you, Harvard. I can't afford it.
They want money as if applying and getting accepted is so easy as an international
If anyone even had HALF of all those traits, do they even need Harvard?
I think i got in, i couldn't breath the whole video
If you breathe air, you’re guaranteed to be a billionaire.
@@nguyener14 All billionaires can breathe air
@@davideareias7876 lmao
Steven Nguyen it’s true because you have a billion of air in your body
Harvard students: *We don't breathe air, we INHALE it.*
Harvard students also be like: *We don't inhale air, we simply ingest oxygen*
Lets see how many subs I can receive from this comment!
No they siphon only the oxygen out of the air through their specialized nose filters
LMAO good one. we ingest oxygen???
That's one deep breath.
“Daddy didn’t donate a building” 😂😂😂😂
Shame for someone who've never seen their dad since born
Salmonella LMAO!!!
@@salmonoven Your dad went to grab the milk?
@@adelia6590 especially bigger ones
@@adelia6590 what does that mean ? English is my third language and I've never heard of such expression before 😅
Weeelll that's great since I am Pacific Islander man of legacy that scored 1600 on my SATs and had a 5.0 gpa. Furthermore I took 21 AP classes and my daddy did in fact donate a building. Back in my high school days I was the captain of all my schools sports and science teams and managed to win the science Olympiad and all gold medals in the Olympics which lead many people to characterise me as a math and musical prodigy. Before starting up my online non profit start up which has managed to cure cancer, I had an internship at Google. Finally, I can speak 69 different languages fluently and breathe a special gas mix of enhanced oxygen my startup developed.
lmao
Bro u are typical Harvard's applicant. Please show them uniqeness
@@NursultanTheGreatlmao
@@NursultanTheGreat😂😂😂
**The 4.6 k dislikes are by people who thought this was educational**
And the Harvard teachers
I thought it was just an easy video he made that was not worth the views or likes, That’s why i disliked.
@@ArabianCrescent Hmm. I wonder when your video is gonna come, since it is so easy...
@@ArabianCrescent it’s not about how easy or simple the video is. It’s about the quality (which is high in this video)
I am your 1k like😊
“you cant breathe air”
Me who choked to death on a burger 5 months ago: “Its show time”
hol' up
I laughed so hard on this
Octane?
*casually rises from the grave to attend Harvard classes*
@SixVvs dude... no
Looks like I'm applying to McDonald's University...
rube goldberg project im applying to gaming university
Squidward Community College
@@MonikwithDaButter bruhh you're applying at squidward's college too?
@@inferno7997 heck yes
sign me up. I want to specialize in the compact manifold geometry of the big mac patty, offer by the math department.
Or alternatively I want to study the combinatorics of McNuggets.
And did I mention the Algebraic variety of soft drinks? It forms an ideal for thirsty customers, constructing a quotient ring isomorphic to diabetes
I knew a girl that went to Harvard . She was a professional student who spent 9 yrs total at a variety of Universities and never got a degree . She always won scholarships which paid everything and for summer money she would take exams for other people for a price . She was so smart , she said she even sometimes wrote tests on courses she never herself took , but she would review the textbooks and glean enough to get a good grade . She ended up making a living flipping houses which she would live in until her cash would nearly be gone and she would then sell at a considerable profit and buy another house with cash left over to live on. She was totally neurotic and so I never slept with her . She would have completely screwed my head up. Remarkable girl !
Take exams for other people? Scholarships and never earned a degree? What exactly was she contributing, to anyone but herself, that sounds so wonderful for her.
@@lulub1433 I think she was actually limited intellectually. She had an intuitive gift for acing tests but I highly doubt she could have been of any use in a profession. Too flighty. She also had a good eye for real estate. She went to Harvard for a year on a lark , not for any status or resumé value. I don't think she ever intended to work . She was also a Photographer but not super excellent at it. She simply used the system. As for contributing---that's brainwashing , why should anyone contribute unless it had some benefit to themselves. For her Society was a host and she had a grand time parasitizing it. If only she could write. What a great story it would have made. ps. she showed me some of her attempts at writing and it wasn't pretty.
@@edwardmacnab354 getting into harvard without knowing how to write is CRAZY
@@pxrplehairgirl5030 Oh she knew how to write , she just didn't know how to write literature . An Essay for a course and an Essay to be included in an anthology of literary quality Essays is the difference. I'm sure Harvard just loved her. She was , however , not interested in the promising networking that Harvard is really for and avoided sororities altogether. Actually , I never could quite figure out what made her tick
Source:
Te lo juro por dieguito Maradona
That’s why I got rejected!!!!! Cause I breathe air! Thank you, this has been stressing me out for years!
xD
so whats the cure for cancer
More cancer
@@pandafish3522 yea
*Harvard applicants are quaking
XD
@Rajitechi nope lol
Guy not breathing
Doctor - he is dead
Mom - no he's just a Harvard student
BAHAHHA LMAO
@@memeindustry4586 ""
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@NinjaBoi787 ok
ㅤ
If I can do all of these then I don’t need Harvard
I read the title as:
"How it only takes 30 seconds for harvard to reject you"
wiat whaat
Yeahh same. Until i saw he rushed through it within 30 seconds lol
Same
I mean it does tho
I actually read it exactly like that xD
- You're Asian
1 second later
- You're Indianasian
Wait, that's illegal
Well it's actually 2 seconds later
I mean that's true tho
Brown skin v Genghis Khan. Different breed altogether
@m00n bbx imma alien as fuck.
@@rajarshibhattacharjee6744 every one isn't brown in India
Haha jokes on you, I live in China and we breath carbon dioxide
China is in Asia
@@federalcasemaker yes t think everyone knows that
The fact that it’s pretty true considering the air pollution 😭 💀
Well I live in India so we basically breathe lung cancer
I can confirm this
How to get into Harvard:
Step 1: be black
Step 2: write an essay about living in the hood
This is a relief. I wouldn’t even have to think about the stress of applying to Harvard now :D
:P
lol
F
I would rather go to Cornell anyway if I could, cause that's where the nard dog went to college...ever heard of it?
Nicholas Lindsey XD
Damn, guess I’m too Asian for Harvard
That’s on being a Nguyen
@Khanh NguyenIf I did not post this reply, this would become the Nguyen anti Harvard association
Some people just can't _Nguyen._
Just too sad 😥
Same here I'm a "Nguyen" too
Can confirm, my friend goes to Harvard and she breathes Nitrogen.
Well since the Earth’s atmosphere is actually mostly nitrogen we do, in a way, breathe nitrogen. But our bodies only need/use the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere.
funne
Is your friend a plant ?
@@abolimahurkar5027 plant breathe carbon dioxide lol(sorry if I'm wrong xD)
@@ShiratoriIsOffline no you're not wrong xD
So heres a fun fact, i had a friend who actually rejected Harvard. He chose to join the Airforce with me. His exact words to the recruiting dean were “your schools a damn gimmick, I wanna do something with my life”.
"You're white, you're racist, you're rich, you're obnoxious, and you're an egomaniac. You represent what we want as a school community"
- Harvard Admissions Directors
"You're in a position of power with mommy's trust fund? And you wouldn't even need a degree because your daddy can get you whatever position you want at any company in North America? You're a perfect fit! Here's your piece of paper, and tell your dad thanks for the yachts!"
@@dwaterson21 Why are yall so angry? A lot of people get in each year. You only need 1550+ in SAT for unconditional admission. The SAT is one of the easiest exams in the world, and not getting above 1500 is truly shameful.
A 1550 gets you admission in Harvard ! lol, the biggest job I have heard till this date.
Ma'am this is not jes with cut-off you need many other things beside sat score. The only way to bruteforce is being a national camper (iykyk) otherwise you are playing with statistics.
"And you throw a ball very far"
Derby Harrington would be proud!
Before Harvard rejects me, i choose to reject Harvard.
Moral victory.
but not a financial one.
@@JMHCLash It is a financial one tbh. That school is expensive ash excluding student debt.
This victory is one of the greatest of all times
I reject my university!
I had such kind of moral victories many times.
Me: *Breathe Air*
Harvard: "Sorry, You has been Rejected"
Me: *Breathe Oxygen*
Harvard: _"Walcome to Harvard"_
Ohhhhh, now it makes sense
Do you want a scholarship son?
Me: breath o2
Harvard: congratulations you got scholarships
Oh I get it. Clever joke
Because you inhaled 100% oxygen you began hallucinating
you breathe 100% oxygen?
*MADLAD*
Can confirm as a harvard student, we don’t breathe. It takes up too much time.
Exactly, you know how much time is wasted breathing?
@@l4293 That's 2-3 seconds that could've gone into developing a cure-literally-all
Lmao
Do y'all have a different respiratory/circulatory systems to humans?
how did you have time to watch this video?
The last one should have been "You touch grass"
Forget Harvard, I'm going to Squidward Community College
Yes
That's the spirit
Then I suggest learning how to breath water
Squidward Community College is better than shitty Harvard
they have cool bathrooms
I know a guy who studies at harvard
I think he breathes water or something
Tanjiro???
😂😂😂😂
lol
@@abhinaythokchom1905 weeee
I gave you 1000th like
Somewhere right now there's an alien that fits all these qualities.
And he still gets rejected
Yes what about fish
Elon Musk he he he
Just kidding, I respect that man
People shouldn't worry about getting into a college. Treat the college staff with respect,but remember you are hiring them. Ask for interviews or talks with potential teachers. Don't sweat this. If the college won't let you in just take your money elsewhere. Don't let them make you feel bad or look down on you. Without students paying their paychecks they don't have jobs.
I STARTED A FUNDRAISER FOR KOALAS BACK IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, HARVARD WILL HAVE TO ACCEPT MY APPLICATION!!!! 🙃
But do you breathe air?
Doofs in soviet Russia
@Doofs GRASS
@@drfreakoman9976 bruh, do you mean 草
Sounds like air breathing talk to me
Baby: *is born *
Harvard: Rejected
I’m laughing SO HARD at this
Underrated
Baby: whoops, time to go back in the womb...
@@gameformation2100 he can always try for Columbia !
yes
sounds like someone didn't get accepted into Harvard
Harvard AINT even all that. What matters isn’t where you go but what you do with your education
Lol, strikes 1
Yeah, this guy’s dumb.
@chi it is quite a bit of that, though. Pretty nice to be able to say you attended Harvard to study biology or something
@@absolutezero6190 nobody would really care. The most they’d say is “cool!” and then move on with their life
First mistake is having ANY desire to go to Harvard in the first place.
Why?
@@PraiseBeToGodOurLord Don't mind him he's just jealous
@@dipanwitamandal7289 My dad doesn't like Harvard too, does that mean he's jealous of other people's kids going to Harvard? He says that Harvard is only for dirty rich kids whose parents are in politics or are billionaires (he hates rich people).
Harvard: I reject you
Me, an intellectual: *I reject your rejection*
Big brain!!!!!! 🧠
Lmao
Also, Luffy, in a nutshell.
@@maymunajannat2604 how the fuck is that smart
Harvard: I...uh wait... you can't do that
"you're an asian"
even Harvard fears overqualification sometimes
Hahahahaha best comment ever
The best
Yesss underrated asf
I mean, if they didn't discriminate against Asians. probably half of Harvard would be Asian.
R a s c i s m
"you breathe air"
asthmatics: "this is my chance!"
XD
Oh i cant breath anymore thanks to this joke, coincidence
Also eminem: yes
😂😂😂
Damn my asthma rose again after seeing this-
@@muhammadridho7680 asthmatics have trouble breathing
So basically Harvard well reject you if your human -
Harvard: Welcome to the Exam!
Me: *takes a breath*
*Harvard left the group*.
Alphabet has left (system: vote kick)
As a guy who has been rejected thrice, I can vouch for the veracity of this video.
Fish: No worries I will not not be rejected, I breathe water.
You applied for Harvard?
Rich people thing
@NIKHSANE stop with the lies. They breathe crystal meth.
👍👍
Student *is rich*
Harvard: "What can I say except you're welcome, YOU'RE WELCOME!"
Really loved this line
Rich rules
They can smell a 40k USD tuition fee-paying student from a mile away
More like, “your *money* is welcome"
Hilarious because it's true
Harvard took perfectionist way too extreme.
Havard: Do you even breathe?
Dead people: No
Harvard: Welcome
@@DrWhoaNumberOne sure
I just figured out I’m your 100th subscriber :)
Dead people can vote and go to Harvard? What a life
@@mouseinthehouse_ lol
This is Bridget btw
1970: Go to university to cure cancer
2020: Cure cancer to go to university
2045: Cure university to go to cancer
Cure go to cancer university.
Cancer to university go to
Cancer to cure go
Cancer
Can
Harvard: Whats your favorite drink?
Me: Water
Harvard: Sorry, Youre rejected.
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Harvard: Whats your favourite drink?
Me: H2O
Harvard: Your next class begins in 30 min.
hhģýyyñuññup
H squared O? 😂😂
Lmaoooo
No you got rejected again because you squared the H
hmm what if I drink H³0
me: *stops breathing*
doctor: "shes dead"
harvard: "All i see is a harvard student"
If I have all these qualifications , then I don’t even need Harvard
Bro I'm an Indian wants to be a doctor anyways
What should I do
There's a college in india for which around 16 lakhs aspirant prepares and Only top 50 among them make it to the college
The college is pretty well ranked (internationally) among top 1 percent but is totally free studying training, living, eating....
Offer both UG/pg courses
And free electives to Harvard or JHU or other top universities 😁😁
Within every 2-3 months we get total freedom working at Harvard labs.
Free of cost 😂😂
And also have fellowship and pg training to Harvard or JHU itself
Or prepare for harvard which I heard provides free education to economically weak families like me
But still as I belong to poverty stricken family it would cost a lot living in USA 😭 😭
But getting into the university is pain in ass 😭😭 what should I do
Or just end up in pretty average college that too with negligible price
Keeping in mind worst college produce best doctors (skil dependent)
What should I do I'm in huge trouble please just suggest me as my sibling
😉
@@pradipchaterjee9576 do what's best for you 👍
@@ronidutta that's what I asked
Plese suggest me sis/bro
@@pradipchaterjee9576 instead of reading ur comment I choose death
@@pradipchaterjee9576 bro you need to ask in quora or some forum ,asking people in youtube doesnt really help ,sorry my english is bad
me: *not even thinking to applying for harvard*
harvard: rejected, rejected, you just got ✨rEjEcTeD✨
Cringe
@Aurora Nightingale If you wanna talk about my profile don't do it while you have some cringe anime weeb one
✨yes I know✨
Lol I don't even thinking to study in harvard and this video pop and I feel the pain in rejection 😂😂
is the rejected part from zoey 101 sksksksk
OOOOOOHHHHH!!! That’s why I got rejected. I speak 11 different languages.
Lmao
I speak only 8 lenguages :(
I only know 4 :'(
No way! You are fake.
@@thankyou999 something called a jokeeeee!!!
Mad respect to the person who actually are perfect and don’t have any of these traits and did everything.
"You breathe air"
asthma people: WOOOO YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
lmaooo
💀
GreaseBall
@@ees3155 lmao casual u dont get it?
Oh yeah like what does asthmatic peeps breath for living? Carbon dioxide?
"and lastly, you have to breathe air"
Zuckerberg: **happy non-living being noises**
That's offensive !
He's a reptilian humanoid.
Cyborg lol
whats funny is that he went to harvard and made the first versions of facebook there... i remember because i did a biography on him 3-4 years ago
@@mangetout8525 yeah same! xD
@@mangetout8525 Yep... That was the joke.
I sent this to harvard for a joke.
they confirmed that this video is true
Lmao 😂
They admit aliens for sure. No wonder Harvard is in USA 😂😂😂😂
Joke on you son
Wait my mom went to harvard so does that mean-
My dad went to harvard. My uncle went to harvard. My brother is in harvard. Hmm...
Amulya Ganti u got a legacy alcjsodps
We getting rejected with this one
“You’re Asian”
Guys Harvard is scared of us 😌💅🏻
Ikr 😪
Didn't u read above in the comments
"Even Harvard fears Overqualification"
Harvard 2.0: this is easy like cake seeing there tears of saying all of that if them being the best
Then they accept the first woman who got into Harvard who is Filipino
@@zee5780 hol' up seriously
Applicants: **Breathes**
Harvard: *So you have chosen failure...*
420 likes lmao
Harvard: "I see, I think you belong over there" **points**
Me: "Weenie Hut jr?"
"Its O²"
Harvard : "You're accepted "
As a Harvard student: People out here are actually breathing air? I thought it was a joke...
LMAOO
Haha
I love your About - I'm suicidal but I'm also a procrastinator so eh it kinda works out.
It made my day.
@R P like u?
@R P idk y u tryna roast urself
“Sorry, we can’t accept you in Harvard. You didn’t go to the moon in the 2.5 seconds that you were born,”
This isn’t the video we asked for, but it’s the video we needed.
666 likes
Why I feel respectful towards the candidates rejected by Harvard? You guys are so genius that you qualified to fill up the Harvard forms
There are no qualifications to apply tho
@@alexysam7169 there is, it takes guts to do it
@@alexysam7169 it costs money to apply to colleges so usually someone wouldn't even try to apply for Harvard if they don't have a chance of getting in.
@@alexysam7169 yes but only people who think they could make the cut would apply
You guys actually made some pretty good points lol, but when I was applying to college I knew quit a few people that applied to Harvard as a joke, that’s why I said it, but most applicants I’m guessing have to be for real. It definitely take guts to apply and there is a fee but people with low income can get fee waivers and there are many ways to get away with getting a refund through other programs if you know how to look, even if you don’t qualify for a waver- that’s what I did 💪!
Imagine finally getting into Harvard after curing cancer, starting a business, donating a building, learning to live without breathing, getting good grades in everything, starting a non profit organisation, captain of a sports team, winning the international science Olympiad, having an internship at Google, being a maths and musical prodigy and speaking 10 different languages. Then doing hair and beauty.
I love this comment
@@ackermanlia3312 Thanks
@@TysonNitro anytime mate
Hahaha is hair and beauty really a subject?
Cosmetology is a real thing, yes. Though Idk if Harvard offers that. You can probably verify it through their website.
I don't breathe air, I breathe OxYgEn
Oxford: "We don't accept student who breathes"
That 0.1% anaerobes in the hand (Hehe boi)
I never knew Kim Jong was interested in microbiology..😂
Intelligent comment 😎😁😁
@@matangi.justsing2323 yes.
Release the North Koreans
Plzzz😭😭
Only if anaerobic could speak 10 languages
Me having the slightest thought about Harvard
Harvard: don’t even think about it you already rejected
so trueee lol
I mean you miss a 100% of the shots you dont take
@@samkim872, go try everything then
@@Benjamin-1776 that wasnt the point :/
@@samkim872, some things are best left untouched
My friend got into Harvard and he's, Asian, White, and Indianasian, captain of a sports team, we won an international science fair, started out own internet company AND he's a math prodigy. Pretty spot on lmao.
@Hazel S Then why are you caring to reply this nobody cares comment???
@Hazel S sounds like you're jealous lol this guys friend has a great life ahead of him
My sister was hispanic, musci prodigy and first chair violin and head of her orchestra, 1600 SAT, GPA 4.8 something, Saluditorian of her school, internship from NIT, speaks three languages, and every award, extracurricular, and volunteer work under her belt. Problem was we're poor, she ended up getting in by the scrape of her teeth. This is entirely accurate. Worst thing about it, she graduated Harvard a wreck and way worse off then when she got in.
@@Rocketshoes you're acting as if everyone on the internet never lies.
@@gokusamm hey it's great to hear someone succeeding in life you don't know if it's a lie or not
The most truly part of this video is that they really barely spend 30 seconds to view the application and reject you
Dear Harvard Admissions:
Thank you for your interest in giving me a Harvard rejection letter. I know the courage it must take to send me a rejection letter. However, due to the unusual amount of rejection letters I've received this year, I have decided not to accept your rejection letter. Note that this is not a negative evaluation of your rejection letter, but instead a positive evaluation of my own unique criteria.
I'll see you on campus this coming fall,
Cheet
OMG dude you’re hi-larious! 😂 Imagine if Harvard Admissions ended up accepting you if you actually declined their rejection letter 😂
@@Lotsothestrawberrybear maybe that’s the secret way to get into Harvard 🤭
You're a LEGEND
Harvard: wonderful play. Accepted*
LOL 😂
I got accepted right away, but the weird part is I didn't even apply. I was about to graduate high school with a 2.3gpa and a 80% attendance record when they sent me a letter begging me to go there. I didn't even do anything. My Dad just donated a building to them and they invited me. I recommend to try that out next time and maybe you'll have a better shot.
Forreal. I don't get why everyone doesn't give that a shot
yes! my dad just donated that dormitory and the same thing happened to me! i wonder why 🤔
@@angelinasankar632 🤣🤣🤣
Is this irony or real?
It's real. Why are people laughing?
me clicking the button thinking that the video could be informative and useful for future prep: 👁👄👁
Lmao all the best! ☘️💕✌🏻
It is tho
Just don't breathe air and you should be good!
You got to breathe oxygen
@@sorejohhnyyt2865 nah you have to breath toxic gas
Excuse my ignorance, what is a Mexicasian?
Before I clicked play, I had thought "I think this would be a funny video." And I am not disappointed 😁
well i thought it was a serious video
and i am disappointed
@@binashah3106 lol
I thought it would be a serious video yet I’m still not disappointed
I was only going to prove it boring and quit watching
But I made it thru and it’s funny and I’m happy
Win win scenario lol 😆
It's not funny. It's essentially the truth.
@@JasperSteve no its universal lie lmao
Teachers: ‘what do u wanna be when u grow up?’
Me: ‘a fish’
Teacher: ‘why?’
Me: ‘so I can get into Harvard’
But technically fishes breaths air🙁
@Owen Ni They were brathing water. Why? Because fish has lung to filter oxygen from water. Then they breathe. So WOLF YT is right. Go study dumbass
@Owen Ni oh ok so I gi
Guess i will delete that comment
Uhhh...sorry to burst your bubble but fish also breathe air, they just breathe the air in the water and through gills. You should become a plant and live in a place that doesn’t have winter cuz plants breathe carbon dioxide unless it’s winter. Then they do cellular respiration. Lol going to Harvard is too hard, we can’t be human if we wanna go.
@@kazezeze yh👍
Nobody needs Harvard to be successful
Harvard needs people to be successful, though.
Well this was a joke only and going to Harvard is a big opportunity
Not everybody need*
By the way it is "nobody needs "😐
Person named nobody : 👁️👄👁️
i am an indian ....who is preparing for jee advanced ......one of the hardest exam of the world .....Who the fuck is harward to reject me ......I will reject harward .....and become such a great engineer ...and scientist ...that hardward will teach my research papers in their institute 😎🔥🔥😀....
So my dad is like one of those legit smart peeps and be got into evey school he applied to which was mostly the ivy leagues. He ended up choosing yale instead of Harvard and Harvard sent him like a full on 30 page thing asking why he didnt pick them so just know that harvard too fears rejection
Lmaoo. Also good for ur dad
Aw lol
@@azul7588 you go to Harvard but can’t spell which* correctly lmaoo 😭
@@Thisissilly222 omg sorry lol I was on a hurry
@@azul7588 *in. bruh you pay 50grand a year for school and still don't know grammar? 🤔
"You breathe air"
So you're basically telling me some random fish has a higher chance of going to Harvard than me
Edit: Why are people in the replies starting a war over the very clear difference between oxygen and air
@Khaled Mohamud No. They do use the oxygen from the water, but they don't breathe air.
@@pepebebe6359 No. If you passed elementary school you should know that. Oxygen only makes up about 21% of the air. Fish can't breathe air, as they live in the water. They take in the oxygen from the water.
@ᴄʜᴀᴇʀᴀᴍᴇʟ ᴍɪʟᴋ ᴛᴀᴇ Damnn,looks like you are MIT student or something.
Insert John Fish reference
@ᴄʜᴀᴇʀᴀᴍᴇʟ ᴍɪʟᴋ ᴛᴀᴇ My point exactly
I thought this would be one of those barely helpful “how to get into Harvard!!!” guides but it was better
That's why you 666 likes?
Ye
In Soviet Russia, YOU reject Harvard.
me in the first half: *write that down write that down!*
video : *breathes air*
still me: *writ- e th-th a t d o w....*
Lol, “they had us in the first half, ngl.”
Lmao
Well, me in the first three, note it. Me on the fourth - I'm Asian 😶. Can't probably get my Nationality changed now...
i snort cocaine instead of breathing air.. is that ok?
*”Daddy didn’t donate a building”*
so theoretically
London Tipton: *oh yeah i’m a harvard graduate!*
zack and cody suite life reference
Yay her! *clapping noises*
Fun fact Brenda Song (who plays London) got accepted to Harvard right before being offered the job the play London
@@lianyu3854 Yeahh i knew i heard it somewhere .....
London tipton is based of paris hilton
At this point, I don't wanna be a harvard student. *I just want to cure cancer*
SCREAMING
I want to cure Harvard
@@phxtograph_r we must cure this world from Harvard
That's amazing!
Curing cancer is one of the things
you need to do to get into Harvard