I just can't help but find Umberto absolutely adorable. He's just so comically overblown and goofy that it's instantly endearing to me. I'd love to just pop into the diner, grab a cup of coffee and watch him go off on one.
Cubans were the only band that treated Tommy more than just an ally but as a friend, the kind of friend that earned your respect more quickly than others.
Hahaaa, man, what a classic. As compensatingly macho as he is, he does manage to be the face of this successful gang. His influence really shows through when all his compás' follow his vision of "The Way of the Big Cojones" (wait what?) with great enthusiasm, in every appearance they make XD
Some versions of the game references to the Haitian and Cuban gangs as simply Haitian or Cuban have been removed. Personally I think they could have avoided those sentences sounding racist out of context by just giving those two gangs names like every other gang in GTA.
I always love this scene. I work with a lot of guys who talked all this shit about how much they hate gay people, yet they say oh yeah you dress like a woman or act like a girl. I like to use Tommy Vercetti line, "what's wrong with women do you prefer men?" I know I'm just paraphrasing, but their reaction is always very similar to Umberto's. Thank you GTA Vice City for getting me one of the best comebacks.
I have a question. Does cajones size affect that way you drive boats in real life? My boyfriend's thinking of getting one but he has itty bitty chiquita one's so I'm a bit worried...
"you the man with the big cojones?" best opening line ever
"OK man, treat her like a woman"
Best way to start it off lol
All my friends got big cojones
It's amazing how much they made Ray Liotta's and Danny Trejo's characters faces almost just like their real faces. Love it. :)
Too bad for definitive they made Ray look like some goat in a skirt.
Poor TOmmy
He just wants a cup of coffee
No worries. Alberto served it to Tommy already.
NO TIME FOR COFFEE!
BESIDES, UMBERTO JUST HAD ONE!
I personally believe that, in real life when Danny Trejo isn't shooting movies, he actually does run his own cafe and is as badass and funny as Robina
He runs a taco shop.
@@americiancomradeThat’s amazing! Hahahaha Danny Trejo is great!
"Show me you got some *big cojones*"
-Umberto Robina, 1986, Vice City
And not sone little bitty chiquita ones.
I don't know but I always laugh when Umberto says "PAPI! UN GRAN PROBLEMA!"
LooooL
Likewise 🤣🤣
Me too
Que pasa?
"Umberto Robina,he loves the ladies,not some goat in a skirt !"
"Tommy,I love you,lets go !"
lmao
😂😂😂
Lol when I played this game me and my brother laughed at how the cab with the "reinforcements" showed up two seconds after he called 😂
Rico: "wE NeEd ReInForCemenTs FrOm tHe CaFe"
Fight like a men with huge conjones!
@@yashsatardekar7244 *cojones
From a taxi lmao
@@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 “mY BoAt sHe No GoOd FuLl Of HoLeS oKaY?” 🤣🤣
That is the most Mexican looking Cuban I've ever seen lol
I just can't help but find Umberto absolutely adorable. He's just so comically overblown and goofy that it's instantly endearing to me. I'd love to just pop into the diner, grab a cup of coffee and watch him go off on one.
"Show me you got the big cojones, not some little bitty Chiquita ones!" I always laugh at this
Man clit
Cubans were the only band that treated Tommy more than just an ally but as a friend, the kind of friend that earned your respect more quickly than others.
"BIG COJONES"
I love so much how we all laugh at the same things in this game!
funniest cutscenes in gta Vice City :D
I didnt know Danny Trejo Back then. When I saw Trejo for the first time I was thinking now where did I see him before?
Yeah, i seen him in movies, songs and such. Then i saw MAMACITA by Tyga, YG and Santana and thought like : dang thats the dude from vice city 🤣🤣🤣
"we need reinforcements from the cafe!"
*Cubans pull up in Taxi* 🤣
4:43 is my fave cutscene probably out of the whole damn game!!! Lmao!!! It's what got me into Danny Trejo and got me laughing quite a bit!
I'ma leave this at 69
@@Mogumogufushiguro 😆
1:14 i like how hes looking in the camera like "wtf is wrong with this guy" hahahahaha
Reminds me of the cutscene in Chinatown Wars when Huang Lee looks dead straight at the camera.
@@themightyjillA Rude Awakening LOL
0:09 tommy breaking the Fourth wall
3:10 I love this part 😂😂😂 Umberto Rubina
4:49 best cutscene XD
This was the first time I was introduced to Danny Trejo. And God, do I love his work.
Las frases en español de tommy:
Un cafecito por favor alberto
Alberto ,un cafe señor
"I think you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of us"
Bro I love Tommy ☠️☠️
ese Machete es todo un desmadre...
Se emociona, es latino
Fight like men with huge cojones!
Hahaaa, man, what a classic. As compensatingly macho as he is, he does manage to be the face of this successful gang. His influence really shows through when all his compás' follow his vision of "The Way of the Big Cojones" (wait what?) with great enthusiasm, in every appearance they make XD
He managed to wipe out the entire Cholo gang with Victor Vance, I’d say he isn’t so bad.
Umberto literally carried half this game. The fact that this dude was obsessed with having big cojones cracked me up every time 😂
“Hey, he call you dumb, son.”
"And I call him a little girl, Papi"
"Look at him. All dressed up like that."
"What is this, ladies night?"
"You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman?"
"You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman?"
@5:16
I love how Tommy looks like oh damn you aint lying! ☕️👖
4:50 Trailer 10th Aniversary 😍
BIG COJONES XD
The funniest character from vice city
Big cojones
@@cansino1636 😂
Umberto and Phil Cassidy are my favorite side characters in Vice City
I swear they removed the word Haitians in this cutscene because of how it got alot of backclash
I noticed it i download it this year and it seems the Haitians word was removed
Some versions of the game references to the Haitian and Cuban gangs as simply Haitian or Cuban have been removed. Personally I think they could have avoided those sentences sounding racist out of context by just giving those two gangs names like every other gang in GTA.
"vamos endeed!" had me roling LOL
You should have given the final phone call, "nobody said that to me since I left prison" lol
This game is and will forever be legend!I still really enjoy playing it even after 22 years.
you missed the part when he is said "You are my man, you have big cojones.." at the end.
Lession of the year:Nobody does whatever they like they do what you let them do.
I want Umberto as a friend.
Do you also have huge cojones?
@@vicious99 Tengo a pair of big cojones también.
Can you drive amigo ?
Yeah , like a woman
1:09 Grand Theft Auto Big Cojones City hahahaha
When it's freakin hot weather out there... cerveza and Radio Espantoso all day.
Just noticed that some of Umberto's lines are cut in the remastered version (not the trilogy shit)
The "I hate these Haitians" line was cut in the digital version in the PS4.
Thats stupid .. it would be no different than saying “I hate these colombians” or “I hate these Americans” 🤦🏻♂️ gaming industry is going soft too.
4:53 minha cena favorita kkkkkk
WE NEED REINFORCEMNTS FROM THE CAFE!!
I always love this scene. I work with a lot of guys who talked all this shit about how much they hate gay people, yet they say oh yeah you dress like a woman or act like a girl. I like to use Tommy Vercetti line, "what's wrong with women do you prefer men?" I know I'm just paraphrasing, but their reaction is always very similar to Umberto's. Thank you GTA Vice City for getting me one of the best comebacks.
I had to see this because of 4:52
Haha, came here because of that too. Manly.
No time for coffee! Besides , I just had one
This guy 😂
Imagine Sonny forelli prank calls Umberto Robina to make him real mad.
5:40 whenever i leave i say this
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾👌🏾!
2:58 Fight like men with huge cojones!!!
Gotta wonder why Tommy had so much patience for this guy the first time they met.
Imagine how the whole place in remastered would be like be more graffic like then in a digital version
Umberto is wearing high heels. What is this? Ladies night?
Danny Trejo ALWAYS delivers 😎👏🏻
Tommy: Todo lo que quería era un pinche café :,v
UN CAFESITO POR FAVOR ALBERTO !!!!!
ALBERTO, UNA CAFÉ SENOR
As a Nicaraguan and Cuban, I'm getting the chills of seeing Umberto Robina!
“I know we are brothers and all but this is business”. Love that
1:39 Trump be like
after the debate
Love Umberto's cutscenes 😂
I have a question. Does cajones size affect that way you drive boats in real life? My boyfriend's thinking of getting one but he has itty bitty chiquita one's so I'm a bit worried...
Yes
B I G C O J O N E S
4:45 Is why you here
1:31
The only thing that it was stuck in my mind when I was 9 yo until now is “Big Cojones” 🤣🤣
I still remember with my brother that "We need reinforcements from the café!"
0:36 umberto predicted femboys!!!1!!!1
2:21 which one is tommy?😂
0:43 for Mothers day ❤
Vice city had some of the best cutscenes in my opinion. There are some very funny moments.
Mexican American voice actor doing a Cuban Vice City character haha
Can you drive, Amigo?
Yeah, like a woman
Very funny. I like you big boy maybe you can help
4:41 ARARARRARARARARA AAAAAAA
Thats one of my favorite scenes in vice City
" something like this chica urggh urggh urgghooohhhhh"
Umberto my son what happened
I can wait to see these in the definitive edition. XD
That guy was funny as fuck lmaok
I love Danny Trejo man 😄
You the mang, mang!
Danny Trejo is Umberto face looks like him but not body from neck down.
So this is tortuga before he met Juan bolsa 💀
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂 still the funniest character in the gta series
I agree
Till this day me & my brothers always say joo call yourself a mane, mane!?
I still remember when he crying:I gonna be a orphan!!!!!Wahahahahahahha!!!!I cant drive!Im hysterical!Wahahahahahahahaha!!!Lol so funny😂
Years later, these two would be in the Gulag performing alongside Kermit the Frog
(that's a Muppets Most Wanted ref if anyone doesn't get it)
at 04:56 why did she say gross
You, you the boy?
4:50 best moments
“RPG! Tryhards careful they fight like girls take over!” That’s what I think when it comes to gta online LOL
he is using the uncensored version aka v1.40
What is this, ladies night? You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? LOL
¡Big Cojones!
¡Papi, un gran problema ! XD
4:53 😂😂
This guy is what makes me more excited to meet back in GTA VC Definitive Edition
You the boy?
Umberto Rubina VS Auntie Poulet
And Tommy between them
🐐 voice acting
HUGE COJONES!