Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - Chapter 6 - Umberto Robina (Cutscenes)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @KerrBox92
    @KerrBox92 9 лет назад +605

    "you the man with the big cojones?" best opening line ever

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions 9 лет назад +414

    It's amazing how much they made Ray Liotta's and Danny Trejo's characters faces almost just like their real faces. Love it. :)

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 Год назад +21

      Too bad for definitive they made Ray look like some goat in a skirt.

  • @geocross237
    @geocross237 6 лет назад +297

    Poor TOmmy
    He just wants a cup of coffee

    • @Nassyy
      @Nassyy 4 года назад +11

      No worries. Alberto served it to Tommy already.

    • @Zolega89
      @Zolega89 3 года назад +7

      NO TIME FOR COFFEE!
      BESIDES, UMBERTO JUST HAD ONE!

  • @neoreeves4120
    @neoreeves4120 3 года назад +109

    I personally believe that, in real life when Danny Trejo isn't shooting movies, he actually does run his own cafe and is as badass and funny as Robina

    • @americiancomrade
      @americiancomrade 3 года назад +19

      He runs a taco shop.

    • @Jesterlee995
      @Jesterlee995 Год назад +8

      @@americiancomradeThat’s amazing! Hahahaha Danny Trejo is great!

  • @joyfulnpc7597
    @joyfulnpc7597 5 лет назад +105

    "Show me you got some *big cojones*"
    -Umberto Robina, 1986, Vice City

  • @alexsemfronteiras13
    @alexsemfronteiras13 9 лет назад +220

    I don't know but I always laugh when Umberto says "PAPI! UN GRAN PROBLEMA!"
    LooooL

  • @buraktuncer8350
    @buraktuncer8350 6 лет назад +117

    "Umberto Robina,he loves the ladies,not some goat in a skirt !"
    "Tommy,I love you,lets go !"
    lmao

  • @Mike-kd7zq
    @Mike-kd7zq 7 лет назад +210

    Lol when I played this game me and my brother laughed at how the cab with the "reinforcements" showed up two seconds after he called 😂

    • @ariqyafifatalahputraani7
      @ariqyafifatalahputraani7 4 года назад +25

      Rico: "wE NeEd ReInForCemenTs FrOm tHe CaFe"

    • @yashsatardekar7244
      @yashsatardekar7244 4 года назад +18

      Fight like a men with huge conjones!

    • @ariqyafifatalahputraani7
      @ariqyafifatalahputraani7 4 года назад

      @@yashsatardekar7244 *cojones

    • @kxrnos_
      @kxrnos_ 3 года назад +4

      From a taxi lmao

    • @jk-474
      @jk-474 3 года назад +5

      @@ariqyafifatalahputraani7 “mY BoAt sHe No GoOd FuLl Of HoLeS oKaY?” 🤣🤣

  • @marcusfigueroa8681
    @marcusfigueroa8681 5 лет назад +90

    That is the most Mexican looking Cuban I've ever seen lol

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 2 года назад +76

    I just can't help but find Umberto absolutely adorable. He's just so comically overblown and goofy that it's instantly endearing to me. I'd love to just pop into the diner, grab a cup of coffee and watch him go off on one.

  • @RizalBatheki
    @RizalBatheki 5 лет назад +90

    "Show me you got the big cojones, not some little bitty Chiquita ones!" I always laugh at this

  • @sonicmegapikachux
    @sonicmegapikachux 4 месяца назад +5

    Cubans were the only band that treated Tommy more than just an ally but as a friend, the kind of friend that earned your respect more quickly than others.

  • @ryderls2729
    @ryderls2729 8 лет назад +104

    "BIG COJONES"

  • @maritinatv
    @maritinatv 9 месяцев назад +5

    I love so much how we all laugh at the same things in this game!

  • @TheMclay
    @TheMclay 10 лет назад +100

    funniest cutscenes in gta Vice City :D

  • @MMerajHossain
    @MMerajHossain 5 лет назад +56

    I didnt know Danny Trejo Back then. When I saw Trejo for the first time I was thinking now where did I see him before?

    • @bruhmonument4208
      @bruhmonument4208 4 года назад +9

      Yeah, i seen him in movies, songs and such. Then i saw MAMACITA by Tyga, YG and Santana and thought like : dang thats the dude from vice city 🤣🤣🤣

  • @xavierwolfx4938
    @xavierwolfx4938 2 года назад +26

    "we need reinforcements from the cafe!"
    *Cubans pull up in Taxi* 🤣

  • @EphemeralProductions
    @EphemeralProductions 9 лет назад +84

    4:43 is my fave cutscene probably out of the whole damn game!!! Lmao!!! It's what got me into Danny Trejo and got me laughing quite a bit!

  • @inXsights
    @inXsights 4 года назад +51

    1:14 i like how hes looking in the camera like "wtf is wrong with this guy" hahahahaha

    • @themightyjill
      @themightyjill Год назад +2

      Reminds me of the cutscene in Chinatown Wars when Huang Lee looks dead straight at the camera.

    • @forkempty
      @forkempty 3 месяца назад

      ​@@themightyjillA Rude Awakening LOL

  • @RedAndBlue82
    @RedAndBlue82 7 месяцев назад +10

    0:09 tommy breaking the Fourth wall

  • @cansino1636
    @cansino1636 3 года назад +30

    3:10 I love this part 😂😂😂 Umberto Rubina

  • @Hello_mlady
    @Hello_mlady Год назад +21

    4:49 best cutscene XD

  • @SouthJerseySam
    @SouthJerseySam 3 года назад +30

    This was the first time I was introduced to Danny Trejo. And God, do I love his work.

  • @raster725
    @raster725 Год назад +14

    Las frases en español de tommy:
    Un cafecito por favor alberto
    Alberto ,un cafe señor

  • @ruanmachado6922
    @ruanmachado6922 11 месяцев назад +7

    "I think you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of us"
    Bro I love Tommy ☠️☠️

  • @nacho4395
    @nacho4395 7 лет назад +73

    ese Machete es todo un desmadre...

    • @Raymanmago1265
      @Raymanmago1265 3 года назад

      Se emociona, es latino

    • @coxxen
      @coxxen 7 месяцев назад

      Fight like men with huge cojones!

  • @Vengeance19
    @Vengeance19 6 лет назад +34

    Hahaaa, man, what a classic. As compensatingly macho as he is, he does manage to be the face of this successful gang. His influence really shows through when all his compás' follow his vision of "The Way of the Big Cojones" (wait what?) with great enthusiasm, in every appearance they make XD

    • @SardonicJosh
      @SardonicJosh 3 года назад +3

      He managed to wipe out the entire Cholo gang with Victor Vance, I’d say he isn’t so bad.

  • @Mxl100
    @Mxl100 3 месяца назад +1

    Umberto literally carried half this game. The fact that this dude was obsessed with having big cojones cracked me up every time 😂

  • @Dr.Frasier_Crane
    @Dr.Frasier_Crane 3 года назад +16

    “Hey, he call you dumb, son.”

    • @nobby3265
      @nobby3265 2 года назад +7

      "And I call him a little girl, Papi"

    • @Lebonnjams
      @Lebonnjams 9 месяцев назад +3

      "Look at him. All dressed up like that."

    • @Jester_Star
      @Jester_Star 8 месяцев назад +2

      "What is this, ladies night?"

    • @Lebonnjams
      @Lebonnjams 8 месяцев назад

      "You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman?"

    • @Lebonnjams
      @Lebonnjams 8 месяцев назад

      "You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman?"

  • @nick3777
    @nick3777 2 года назад +8

    @5:16
    I love how Tommy looks like oh damn you aint lying! ☕️👖

  • @MotoGChannel
    @MotoGChannel 8 лет назад +31

    4:50 Trailer 10th Aniversary 😍

  • @classicdorian0
    @classicdorian0 3 года назад +17

    The funniest character from vice city

    • @cansino1636
      @cansino1636 3 года назад +2

      Big cojones

    • @classicdorian0
      @classicdorian0 3 года назад

      @@cansino1636 😂

    • @anonymousdude8643
      @anonymousdude8643 10 месяцев назад +2

      Umberto and Phil Cassidy are my favorite side characters in Vice City

  • @NumaanTahir
    @NumaanTahir 5 лет назад +18

    I swear they removed the word Haitians in this cutscene because of how it got alot of backclash

    • @wiseguyeclipsa7591
      @wiseguyeclipsa7591 3 года назад +5

      I noticed it i download it this year and it seems the Haitians word was removed

    • @mariodude345
      @mariodude345 Месяц назад +1

      Some versions of the game references to the Haitian and Cuban gangs as simply Haitian or Cuban have been removed. Personally I think they could have avoided those sentences sounding racist out of context by just giving those two gangs names like every other gang in GTA.

  • @thetruthareufos
    @thetruthareufos 10 лет назад +19

    "vamos endeed!" had me roling LOL

  • @wfanking1187
    @wfanking1187 Год назад +3

    You should have given the final phone call, "nobody said that to me since I left prison" lol

  • @thepunisher4174
    @thepunisher4174 11 месяцев назад +2

    This game is and will forever be legend!I still really enjoy playing it even after 22 years.

  • @capsuleboy
    @capsuleboy 10 лет назад +15

    you missed the part when he is said "You are my man, you have big cojones.." at the end.

  • @Lonewolf-jv5yo
    @Lonewolf-jv5yo 2 года назад +8

    Lession of the year:Nobody does whatever they like they do what you let them do.

  • @dannysoler05
    @dannysoler05 Год назад +9

    I want Umberto as a friend.

    • @vicious99
      @vicious99 5 месяцев назад +1

      Do you also have huge cojones?

    • @dannysoler05
      @dannysoler05 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@vicious99 Tengo a pair of big cojones también.

  • @TheBeresford7
    @TheBeresford7 3 года назад +9

    Can you drive amigo ?
    Yeah , like a woman

  • @Deathtrooper-kn7cr
    @Deathtrooper-kn7cr Год назад +4

    1:09 Grand Theft Auto Big Cojones City hahahaha

  • @Avrelivs_Gold
    @Avrelivs_Gold 9 лет назад +13

    When it's freakin hot weather out there... cerveza and Radio Espantoso all day.

  • @Paleto-A1
    @Paleto-A1 Год назад +3

    Just noticed that some of Umberto's lines are cut in the remastered version (not the trilogy shit)

  • @charlesderosas5577
    @charlesderosas5577 3 года назад +5

    The "I hate these Haitians" line was cut in the digital version in the PS4.

    • @Mr.PR2000
      @Mr.PR2000 3 года назад +9

      Thats stupid .. it would be no different than saying “I hate these colombians” or “I hate these Americans” 🤦🏻‍♂️ gaming industry is going soft too.

  • @Viniciusoliveiradasilva-g5i
    @Viniciusoliveiradasilva-g5i Год назад +9

    4:53 minha cena favorita kkkkkk

  • @Erokuson64
    @Erokuson64 3 года назад +7

    WE NEED REINFORCEMNTS FROM THE CAFE!!

  • @Dragonheart1988-e6d
    @Dragonheart1988-e6d Год назад +6

    I always love this scene. I work with a lot of guys who talked all this shit about how much they hate gay people, yet they say oh yeah you dress like a woman or act like a girl. I like to use Tommy Vercetti line, "what's wrong with women do you prefer men?" I know I'm just paraphrasing, but their reaction is always very similar to Umberto's. Thank you GTA Vice City for getting me one of the best comebacks.

  • @viperdagger7732
    @viperdagger7732 11 лет назад +41

    I had to see this because of 4:52

    • @kimmolaine8069
      @kimmolaine8069 10 лет назад +10

      Haha, came here because of that too. Manly.

  • @scrabisimo8060
    @scrabisimo8060 4 года назад +13

    No time for coffee! Besides , I just had one
    This guy 😂

  • @alexishart364
    @alexishart364 2 года назад +4

    Imagine Sonny forelli prank calls Umberto Robina to make him real mad.

  • @TacoSt8
    @TacoSt8 5 лет назад +12

    5:40 whenever i leave i say this

    • @Paris__Michael
      @Paris__Michael 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾👌🏾!

  • @axelnicolasretamozo5754
    @axelnicolasretamozo5754 3 месяца назад +2

    2:58 Fight like men with huge cojones!!!

  • @beanomac3126
    @beanomac3126 9 месяцев назад +1

    Gotta wonder why Tommy had so much patience for this guy the first time they met.

  • @WikiGamesMedia
    @WikiGamesMedia 3 года назад +4

    Imagine how the whole place in remastered would be like be more graffic like then in a digital version

  • @DryNox
    @DryNox 2 года назад +4

    Umberto is wearing high heels. What is this? Ladies night?

  • @jk-474
    @jk-474 3 года назад +14

    Danny Trejo ALWAYS delivers 😎👏🏻

  • @erwinluistejerina4159
    @erwinluistejerina4159 3 года назад +5

    Tommy: Todo lo que quería era un pinche café :,v

  • @lamusicaeskelly
    @lamusicaeskelly 3 года назад +12

    UN CAFESITO POR FAVOR ALBERTO !!!!!

    • @cansino1636
      @cansino1636 3 года назад +1

      ALBERTO, UNA CAFÉ SENOR

  • @jacobrichardson1952
    @jacobrichardson1952 23 дня назад

    As a Nicaraguan and Cuban, I'm getting the chills of seeing Umberto Robina!

  • @eduardo163
    @eduardo163 Месяц назад

    “I know we are brothers and all but this is business”. Love that

  • @psychedeliccarrie5921
    @psychedeliccarrie5921 3 месяца назад +6

    1:39 Trump be like

  • @christianozorio1997
    @christianozorio1997 Год назад +5

    Love Umberto's cutscenes 😂

  • @missvida6251
    @missvida6251 Год назад +6

    I have a question. Does cajones size affect that way you drive boats in real life? My boyfriend's thinking of getting one but he has itty bitty chiquita one's so I'm a bit worried...

  • @HMarcano15
    @HMarcano15 4 года назад +7

    B I G C O J O N E S

  • @jabapepe9662
    @jabapepe9662 5 лет назад +6

    4:45 Is why you here

  • @djkhaled9774
    @djkhaled9774 7 лет назад +16

    1:31

  • @crvzydxvil6666
    @crvzydxvil6666 3 года назад +4

    The only thing that it was stuck in my mind when I was 9 yo until now is “Big Cojones” 🤣🤣

  • @ricardobcn832
    @ricardobcn832 4 года назад +2

    I still remember with my brother that "We need reinforcements from the café!"

  • @Funnyredhouse3453
    @Funnyredhouse3453 4 месяца назад +2

    0:36 umberto predicted femboys!!!1!!!1

  • @ramblingrabbit8310
    @ramblingrabbit8310 5 лет назад +8

    2:21 which one is tommy?😂

  • @joeibarra4462
    @joeibarra4462 2 месяца назад +1

    0:43 for Mothers day ❤

  • @Jesterlee995
    @Jesterlee995 Год назад +1

    Vice city had some of the best cutscenes in my opinion. There are some very funny moments.

  • @dougmcneil1572
    @dougmcneil1572 Год назад +1

    Mexican American voice actor doing a Cuban Vice City character haha

  • @Zolega89
    @Zolega89 3 года назад +5

    Can you drive, Amigo?

  • @neliatabaculde6382
    @neliatabaculde6382 3 года назад +6

    4:41 ARARARRARARARARA AAAAAAA

    • @rashid-xr2kq
      @rashid-xr2kq 11 месяцев назад

      Thats one of my favorite scenes in vice City

  • @marcorodriguez2962
    @marcorodriguez2962 Год назад +1

    " something like this chica urggh urggh urgghooohhhhh"

  • @shreyestandel4491
    @shreyestandel4491 7 месяцев назад +2

    Umberto my son what happened

  • @mkiwi980
    @mkiwi980 3 года назад +5

    I can wait to see these in the definitive edition. XD

  • @djuromilovic8251
    @djuromilovic8251 4 года назад +4

    That guy was funny as fuck lmaok

  • @andrewtaylor2377
    @andrewtaylor2377 4 года назад +6

    I love Danny Trejo man 😄

  • @krispynachos9980
    @krispynachos9980 Год назад +2

    You the mang, mang!

  • @1martymcfly298
    @1martymcfly298 7 лет назад +7

    Danny Trejo is Umberto face looks like him but not body from neck down.

  • @Tuco-k1m
    @Tuco-k1m 4 месяца назад

    So this is tortuga before he met Juan bolsa 💀

  • @KiloTray
    @KiloTray 5 лет назад +12

    😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂 still the funniest character in the gta series

  • @DaygoG
    @DaygoG Год назад

    Till this day me & my brothers always say joo call yourself a mane, mane!?

  • @MaxerV19
    @MaxerV19 6 лет назад +4

    I still remember when he crying:I gonna be a orphan!!!!!Wahahahahahahha!!!!I cant drive!Im hysterical!Wahahahahahahahaha!!!Lol so funny😂

  • @MsYunaFires
    @MsYunaFires 3 года назад

    Years later, these two would be in the Gulag performing alongside Kermit the Frog
    (that's a Muppets Most Wanted ref if anyone doesn't get it)

  • @youtuber3328
    @youtuber3328 2 года назад +2

    at 04:56 why did she say gross

  • @MuhammedAli-fs5ef
    @MuhammedAli-fs5ef 7 лет назад +3

    You, you the boy?

  • @SeRgEy_147
    @SeRgEy_147 6 месяцев назад +1

    4:50 best moments

  • @lililililililil8588
    @lililililililil8588 3 года назад

    “RPG! Tryhards careful they fight like girls take over!” That’s what I think when it comes to gta online LOL

  • @shif01r
    @shif01r Год назад

    he is using the uncensored version aka v1.40

  • @rduva115
    @rduva115 3 года назад +11

    What is this, ladies night? You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman? LOL

  • @brynnersaavedra8185
    @brynnersaavedra8185 5 лет назад +1

    ¡Big Cojones!
    ¡Papi, un gran problema ! XD

  • @ItsL402
    @ItsL402 Год назад +2

    4:53 😂😂

  • @dybixs1400
    @dybixs1400 3 года назад +1

    This guy is what makes me more excited to meet back in GTA VC Definitive Edition

  • @melvingonzalez8161
    @melvingonzalez8161 3 года назад +1

    You the boy?

  • @jonakjaan
    @jonakjaan 2 года назад +1

    Umberto Rubina VS Auntie Poulet

  • @imusama1876
    @imusama1876 2 года назад +1

    🐐 voice acting

  • @rekius328
    @rekius328 3 года назад +4

    HUGE COJONES!