Masturbation - The Song

Back in the beginning of the 90's i learnt a song that had been a party pleaser for decades. The lyrics were written to a classical piece and I thought it deserved a good recording so I did one with a symphonic setting and opera kind of feel to it. A couple of years later I was involved in a website called "Kom I Kondom" or "Come In A Condom" as it would be in english. The budget was low and they needed a price for a quizz. I offered them my recording for free and there it was. Some years after that I was contacted by a producer at the english Channel 4 who asked me if I would like to perform it on Jean Paul Gaultiers TV-Show - Eurotrash. Well... Why not.
The year is 2003, the place is Paris - France and the performance is... Well, you decide.

[@GvonGaming]

My gf just asked me what I used to watch growing up during the 90s as she's a bit younger than me. I showed her this song and some Eurotrash lol.
I have a faint memory of a few of us singing this at school. 🤣 It's a song I'll never forget.

[@DamoklesSword]

It pleases me to know that I have educated yet another generation :-)

[@MichaelRodgers-t4u]

Used to howl with laughter at this after a few beers. First time I’ve watched in years and it’s still brilliant. How far has TV fallen since these days? 😅

[@DamoklesSword]

Good to hear jh94! I can tell you that it was a lot of fun making the appearance as well. :-)

[@quantumsneak1773]

You flicking rock !!!

[@TheReaper2609]

The brunette with blond streaks in her hair is smokin! Gotta love the french ladies!

[@everettwalker1872]

In the mid-60s, we liked this one - to the tune of finiquili (sp?). this version is very similar but with improved lyrics. The tune was also used in a popsong with modern lyrics and when that played in the student union guess which version the students sang?

[@MrBooojangles]

This song is great. Were you ever on TOTP with it or did you make the top ten in the charts, as I think you should have been. It's a much better song and performance then most of this modern crap, like Harry Styles and Sam Smith sing.

[@DamoklesSword]

Cheers! Nope... not on TOTP or Top10. Only EuroTrash 🙂

[@GreenApple968]

Eurotrash was my favourite show when I was about 10. I had first started to get into pornography, and I loved Eurotrash for its pornographic content. I remember watching Eurotrash at night (probably around 2002-2004) and recording it with those blank VHS Tapes and watching it over and over. I do distinctly remember this song from Eurotrash, and I have to confess that I didn't know what masturbation was at the time, and nor had I participated in masturbation at the time; although neither of these things are true of me anymore. 😉
From re-listening to this song as an adult, I am now able to fully understand the lyrics. 😉

[@HotHeels]

How did I miss this one ?

[@quantumsneak1773]

OMG! AWESOME!! LOL!

[@HustlerPumpkin]

@TheAndypne je suis pour.

[@heresjohnny999]

Hey could we get the full lyrics please?

[@DamoklesSword]

I don"t believe I have it written down I'm afraid.

[@Austin-wg8is]

I dont like this new Puella Magi Madoka Magica witch labyrinth

[@xwpqieia6597]

Taboo subject ?????

[@DamoklesSword]

Really?

[@dfghj1050]

Oh no what lololol

[@dfghj1050]

Lololololol hehehe

[@blackhoundrise8431]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MichaelRodgers-t4u]

Used to howl with laughter at this after a few beers. First time I’ve watched in years and it’s still brilliant. How far has TV fallen since these days? 😅

[@DamoklesSword]

@@MichaelRodgers-t4u Glad to hear it. I am afraid it has gone a lot further down the drain since then.