Bro samsa is honestly the best rapper I’ve ever heard. He doesn’t have repetitive lyrics, they’re original, he’s got good beats going, he’s got a catchy tone to his voice when he raps, and his songs are relatable. Damn bro if he keeps this up he’ll be as big as Kanye one day and we can all say we were here before he got huge.
*LYRICS:* I’m not too grateful for the governance of present-tense If you’re claiming facts then you best back them up with evidence Next election, imma make sure we don’t choose a demagogue I want me a prez who makes decisions through objective thought N i don’t mind the party, whether democrat or socialist The perfect candidate for me is stoic and emotionless So someone build a prototype and run it at a local caucus 2020, let’s elect a robot to the oval office Picture it, a ruling class of technocratic governors A senate full of cyborgs, a cabinet of full of motherboards Gliding through the white house on electromagnet hover boards And if they fuck shit up, then we’ll just cut the cord, furthermore If their parts get damaged, we’ll replace em’ with a blinking screen That way we could circumvent a kennedy or lincoln scene And every four to eight years we could update with a single chip The electoral college, there’s no need for us to tinker with And if it’s signal dips then it could self-repair itself Like dawg It’s got the fucking sum of human knowledge at its fingertips And fuck a ballot box, there’ll be an app that we could vote on And pick between inaugurating megatron or voltron It’d never need to sleep so we could have it running full-time An agency of androids- tell me, what could go wrong? Look, i’ve seen the movies, I can tell why you’d be circumspect And try to run convergence tests and get it’s servers’ circuits checked c And frankly if you’re worried ‘bout some sci-fi hazard All we’ve gotta do’s equip it with a wi-fi password If the threat of total holocaust does catch you at a crossroads- I’ve got it figured out, we’ll throw a captcha on the launch codes N’ secure communications and encrypt classified cyber calls The only type of wall we’d need to build would be a firewall N if I recall, in twenty years, our jobs’ll all be automated So what’s wrong with starting by getting robots inaugurated Like it’d be awesome, we’d have states run by delegates With silica for skeletons, blade runner replicants And cut out human error if only we had our country run By power-driven politicians not the power-hungry ones Like we’d it keep ethical and program them with moral checks And never need to worry about no Oval Office oral sex And look, i’m not saying they’d be perfect, they’d be full of bugs And if things go from push to shove to bullet slugs, we’ll pull the plug But god forbid, they gain themselves a a sense of social sentience Then without question, they’d be claiming independence out of vengeance So, fine, I’ll concede that there’s two ways I see the future go And both of them involve an an ascendancy of computer code The first’s a future fate where humanfolk and robots coexist The second’s a more somber situation where things go amiss It’d start innocuous, at first the fleet would cause no harm Holding babies, shaking leaders hands with bionic arms Pantsuit synthetic skin, but as we get to DEFCON 1 Then we switch it’s hands out for blaster prosthetic limbs Cast from metallic tin, built-in mobile power source And accidentally trigger global mechasuperpower war Covert operations, hordes of robot-army overlords Tungsten exoskeletons, cobalt armored vocal chords Meanwhile at the pentagon, DARPA intercepting bombs Overseas spawn points targeting decepticons Weapons drawn, autobots decide to bust in battlemechs ISIS-issued nanotech, Russian hacker data theft North korean gamma ray missiles get the planet wrecked And amidst the ruins and the fallen troops and metal screws Would rise a second wave of resilient robot rebel groups Who, if even one develops some sense of a free will Rather than tryna rebuild The world’ll be kill or be killed And instead of fight on our behalf they’d rather set up army drafts And get their parties staffed by flesh and skin instead of kith and kin Overthrow us hominids and try to start the world anew Mutinies of shooting sprees to lock humans in servitude Or wipe us off the planet, and when the 22nd century comes We’ll have a ourselves a game of RISK played by sentient sentry guns Mechavillain machiavellian monarchs run on javascript Playing real-life Minesweeper on the Gaza Strip Autonomous autocrats deploying for a cold war Dual-core droids from both sides marching full-force Hunks of high-level bipedal bright metal bot special ops Operating missile drops - but I digress Really, there’s no need for me to go on We’ve got scientists in place who’ll study every proton So here’s to brighter futures- we can bid this model ‘so long’ A ministry of androids- tell me, what could go wrong?
Please come back samsa, I listened to you in middle school, but, I’m a senior now. I appreciate your music so much more since I’m older and you’ve inspired me to write my own songs and scripts.
Lyrics are wildly creative, fitting, and sound great. I wonder if he still writes some stuff in his spare time. Like even just some incomplete scraps. Im praying for the second coming fr.
Couldn't find any comment with lyrics so, here: [Verse 1] I’m not too grateful for the governance of present-tense If you’re claiming facts then you best back them up with evidence Next election, I'ma make sure we don’t choose a demagogue I want me a prez who makes decisions through objective thought Now I don’t mind the party, whether democrat or socialist The perfect candidate for me is stoic and emotionless So someone build a prototype, run it at a local caucus 2020, let’s elect a robot to the oval office Picture it, a ruling class of technocratic governors A senate full of cyborgs, a cabinet of full of motherboards Gliding through the White House on electromagnet hover boards And if they fuck shit up, then we’ll just cut the cord, furthermore If their parts get damaged, we’ll replace em’ with a blinking screen That way we could circumvent a Kennedy or Lincoln scene And every four to eight years we could update with a single chip The electoral college, there’s no need for us to tinker with And if it’s signal dips then it could self-repair itself, like dawg It’s got the fucking sum of human knowledge at its fingertips Fuck a ballot box, there’ll be an app that we could vote on And pick between inaugurating Megatron or Voltron It’d never need to sleep so we could have it running full-time An agency of androids, tell me, what could go wrong? [Verse 2] Look, I’ve seen the movies, I can tell why you’d be circumspect And try to run convergence tests And get it’s servers’ circuits checked And frankly if you’re worried about some sci-fi hazard All we’ve gotta do is equip it with a wi-fi password If the threat of total holocaust does catch you at a crossroads I’ve got it figured out, we’ll throw a Captcha on the launch codes Secure communications and encrypt classified cyber calls The only type of wall we’d need to build would be a firewall And if I recall, in twenty years, our jobs’ll all be automated So what’s wrong with starting by getting robots inaugurated Like, it’d be awesome, we’d have states run by delegates With silica for skeletons, blade runner replicants And cut out human error if only we had our country run By power-driven politicians not the power-hungry ones We’d it keep ethical and program them with moral checks And never need to worry about no Oval Office oral sex [Verse 3] And look, I’m not saying they’d be perfect, they’d be full of bugs But if things go from push to shove to bullet slugs We’ll pull the plug But God forbid they gain themselves a a sense of social sentience Without question They’d be claiming independence out of vengeance So fine, I’ll concede that there’s two ways I see the future go And both of them involve an ascendancy of computer code The first’s a future fate where humanfolk and robots coexist The second’s a more somber situation where things go amiss [Verse 4] It’d start innocuous, at first the fleet would cause no harm Holding babies, shaking leaders hands with bionic arms Pantsuits, synthetic skin, but as we get to DEFCON 1 Then we switch it’s hands out for blaster prosthetic limbs Cast from metallic tin, built-in mobile power source And accidentally trigger global mecha-superpower war Covert operations, hordes of robot-army overlords Tungsten exoskeletons, cobalt-armored vocal chords Meanwhile, at the pentagon, DARPA intercepting bombs Overseas spawn points targeting Decepticons Weapons drawn, Autobots decide to bust in BattleMechs ISIS-issued nanotech, Russian hacker data theft North Korean gamma ray missiles get the planet wrecked And amidst the ruins and the fallen troops and metal screws Would rise a second wave of resilient robot rebel groups Who if even one develops some sense of a free will Rather than tryna rebuild the world it'd be kill or be killed And instead of fight on our behalf they’d rather set up army drafts And get their parties staffed by Flesh and skin instead of kith and kin Overthrow us hominids and try to start the world anew Mutinies of shooting sprees to lock humans in servitude Or wipe us off the planet and when the 22nd century comes We’ll have a ourselves a game of RISK Played by sentient sentry guns Mechavillain Machiavellian monarchs run on JavaScript Playing real-life Minesweeper on the Gaza Strip Autonomous autocrats deploying for a Cold War Dual-core droids from both sides marching full force Hunks of high level, bipedal, bright metal bot special ops Operating missile drops, but I digress Really, there’s no need for me to go on We’ve got scientists in place who’ll study every proton So here’s to brighter futures we can bid this model so long’ A ministry of androids tell me, what could go wrong? Really, what could go wrong? What could go wrong?
Never been so topical, "Playing real-life Minesweeper on the Gaza Strip" (If you need context for this in the future just look up the news on 10/8/2023)
Bro samsa is honestly the best rapper I’ve ever heard. He doesn’t have repetitive lyrics, they’re original, he’s got good beats going, he’s got a catchy tone to his voice when he raps, and his songs are relatable. Damn bro if he keeps this up he’ll be as big as Kanye one day and we can all say we were here before he got huge.
I think he'll definitely be big in the future but I wouldnt say that big. He doesnt have that mainstream sound to him.
It's unfortunate that he retired. Hopefully he'll come back to us one day
MyShoeIsUntied its not repetitive because this song does not have a hook
commenting for that :)
@@cal5750 he retired??? :(
samsa smashed this ✨
the bootleg boy love yr channel!!
Oh hello
Henlo
I didn't expect to meet you here
Especially after all this time
this song aged like a fine wine
right lol
couldnt have said it better
ages so well it rewinds the time?
Fr
colrog15 momrnt/....
his wordplay is insane, he's like eminem back in college without the aggressiveness
Samsa is the Einstein of music
he is still around, he just retired
@@klash3532 that's what he meant chief
@@klash3532 Indian man
samsa is too talented
Truest thing I’ve ever heard
you call it talent, I call it hard work
@@renni9813 tf is that supposed to mean
@@stuffyx3478 Talent is latent, hard work is hard work.
@@renni9813 lame
It sucks that I found him after he retired, his music really is an inspiration
Wait he retired
*LYRICS:*
I’m not too grateful for the governance of present-tense
If you’re claiming facts then you best back them up with evidence
Next election, imma make sure we don’t choose a demagogue
I want me a prez who makes decisions through objective thought
N i don’t mind the party, whether democrat or socialist
The perfect candidate for me is stoic and emotionless
So someone build a prototype and run it at a local caucus
2020, let’s elect a robot to the oval office
Picture it, a ruling class of technocratic governors
A senate full of cyborgs, a cabinet of full of motherboards
Gliding through the white house on electromagnet hover boards
And if they fuck shit up, then we’ll just cut the cord, furthermore
If their parts get damaged, we’ll replace em’ with a blinking screen
That way we could circumvent a kennedy or lincoln scene
And every four to eight years we could update with a single chip
The electoral college, there’s no need for us to tinker with
And if it’s signal dips then it could self-repair itself
Like dawg
It’s got the fucking sum of human knowledge at its fingertips
And fuck a ballot box, there’ll be an app that we could vote on
And pick between inaugurating megatron or voltron
It’d never need to sleep so we could have it running full-time
An agency of androids- tell me, what could go wrong?
Look, i’ve seen the movies, I can tell why you’d be circumspect
And try to run convergence tests and get it’s servers’ circuits checked c
And frankly if you’re worried ‘bout some sci-fi hazard
All we’ve gotta do’s equip it with a wi-fi password
If the threat of total holocaust does catch you at a crossroads-
I’ve got it figured out, we’ll throw a captcha on the launch codes
N’ secure communications and encrypt classified cyber calls
The only type of wall we’d need to build would be a firewall
N if I recall, in twenty years, our jobs’ll all be automated
So what’s wrong with starting by getting robots inaugurated
Like it’d be awesome, we’d have states run by delegates
With silica for skeletons, blade runner replicants
And cut out human error if only we had our country run
By power-driven politicians not the power-hungry ones
Like we’d it keep ethical and program them with moral checks
And never need to worry about no Oval Office oral sex
And look, i’m not saying they’d be perfect, they’d be full of bugs
And if things go from push to shove to bullet slugs, we’ll pull the plug
But god forbid, they gain themselves a a sense of social sentience
Then without question, they’d be claiming independence out of vengeance
So, fine, I’ll concede that there’s two ways I see the future go
And both of them involve an an ascendancy of computer code
The first’s a future fate where humanfolk and robots coexist
The second’s a more somber situation where things go amiss
It’d start innocuous, at first the fleet would cause no harm
Holding babies, shaking leaders hands with bionic arms
Pantsuit synthetic skin, but as we get to DEFCON 1
Then we switch it’s hands out for blaster prosthetic limbs
Cast from metallic tin, built-in mobile power source
And accidentally trigger global mechasuperpower war
Covert operations, hordes of robot-army overlords
Tungsten exoskeletons, cobalt armored vocal chords
Meanwhile at the pentagon, DARPA intercepting bombs
Overseas spawn points targeting decepticons
Weapons drawn, autobots decide to bust in battlemechs
ISIS-issued nanotech, Russian hacker data theft
North korean gamma ray missiles get the planet wrecked
And amidst the ruins and the fallen troops and metal screws
Would rise a second wave of resilient robot rebel groups
Who, if even one develops some sense of a free will
Rather than tryna rebuild
The world’ll be kill or be killed
And instead of fight on our behalf they’d rather set up army drafts
And get their parties staffed by flesh and skin instead of kith and kin
Overthrow us hominids and try to start the world anew
Mutinies of shooting sprees to lock humans in servitude
Or wipe us off the planet, and when the 22nd century comes
We’ll have a ourselves a game of RISK played by sentient sentry guns
Mechavillain machiavellian monarchs run on javascript
Playing real-life Minesweeper on the Gaza Strip
Autonomous autocrats deploying for a cold war
Dual-core droids from both sides marching full-force
Hunks of high-level bipedal bright metal bot special ops
Operating missile drops - but I digress
Really, there’s no need for me to go on
We’ve got scientists in place who’ll study every proton
So here’s to brighter futures- we can bid this model ‘so long’
A ministry of androids- tell me, what could go wrong?
Ambition do you know if this will be out on Spotify anytime soon?
I've written shorter A+ term papers.
Ambition n
Why don't you put the lyrics in your description? I know I'm three years late but thank you for writing them yourself, still amazing
dude you like Samsa you do have good taste
2:55 my man got into a groove for a second there and i love it
holy shit. the lyrics are fascinating.
That just technology my friend
This song is aging WAY to well.
miss samsa bro
Why can't there be more artists like samsa :'( I rarely ever like music but Samsa's lyrics are on some next level shit
Look up love-sadkid
I know this was a year ago but I mean Atlas is amazing.
Ozauris atlas ain’t rapping this good tho
@@lmao.3661 you right
@@lmao.3661 His music is mostly more chill or sometimes more energetic and less rap like this. Still great music tho
Please come back samsa, I listened to you in middle school, but, I’m a senior now. I appreciate your music so much more since I’m older and you’ve inspired me to write my own songs and scripts.
@Boa Laborantem where how when???
uwu
Lyrics are wildly creative, fitting, and sound great. I wonder if he still writes some stuff in his spare time. Like even just some incomplete scraps. Im praying for the second coming fr.
i'm in love now
its 2023 and the future of this song is closer then we could ever hope
pls tell samsa to add this to spotify its so dope
Yessssss
Who’s gonna tell him.
Damn
Couldn't find any comment with lyrics so, here:
[Verse 1]
I’m not too grateful for the governance of present-tense
If you’re claiming facts then you best back them up with evidence
Next election, I'ma make sure we don’t choose a demagogue
I want me a prez who makes decisions through objective thought
Now I don’t mind the party, whether democrat or socialist
The perfect candidate for me is stoic and emotionless
So someone build a prototype, run it at a local caucus
2020, let’s elect a robot to the oval office
Picture it, a ruling class of technocratic governors
A senate full of cyborgs, a cabinet of full of motherboards
Gliding through the White House on electromagnet hover boards
And if they fuck shit up, then we’ll just cut the cord, furthermore
If their parts get damaged, we’ll replace em’ with a blinking screen
That way we could circumvent a Kennedy or Lincoln scene
And every four to eight years we could update with a single chip
The electoral college, there’s no need for us to tinker with
And if it’s signal dips then it could self-repair itself, like dawg
It’s got the fucking sum of human knowledge at its fingertips
Fuck a ballot box, there’ll be an app that we could vote on
And pick between inaugurating Megatron or Voltron
It’d never need to sleep so we could have it running full-time
An agency of androids, tell me, what could go wrong?
[Verse 2]
Look, I’ve seen the movies, I can tell why you’d be circumspect
And try to run convergence tests
And get it’s servers’ circuits checked
And frankly if you’re worried about some sci-fi hazard
All we’ve gotta do is equip it with a wi-fi password
If the threat of total holocaust does catch you at a crossroads
I’ve got it figured out, we’ll throw a Captcha on the launch codes
Secure communications and encrypt classified cyber calls
The only type of wall we’d need to build would be a firewall
And if I recall, in twenty years, our jobs’ll all be automated
So what’s wrong with starting by getting robots inaugurated
Like, it’d be awesome, we’d have states run by delegates
With silica for skeletons, blade runner replicants
And cut out human error if only we had our country run
By power-driven politicians not the power-hungry ones
We’d it keep ethical and program them with moral checks
And never need to worry about no Oval Office oral sex
[Verse 3]
And look, I’m not saying they’d be perfect, they’d be full of bugs
But if things go from push to shove to bullet slugs
We’ll pull the plug
But God forbid they gain themselves a a sense of social sentience
Without question
They’d be claiming independence out of vengeance
So fine, I’ll concede that there’s two ways I see the future go
And both of them involve an ascendancy of computer code
The first’s a future fate where humanfolk and robots coexist
The second’s a more somber situation where things go amiss
[Verse 4]
It’d start innocuous, at first the fleet would cause no harm
Holding babies, shaking leaders hands with bionic arms
Pantsuits, synthetic skin, but as we get to DEFCON 1
Then we switch it’s hands out for blaster prosthetic limbs
Cast from metallic tin, built-in mobile power source
And accidentally trigger global mecha-superpower war
Covert operations, hordes of robot-army overlords
Tungsten exoskeletons, cobalt-armored vocal chords
Meanwhile, at the pentagon, DARPA intercepting bombs
Overseas spawn points targeting Decepticons
Weapons drawn, Autobots decide to bust in BattleMechs
ISIS-issued nanotech, Russian hacker data theft
North Korean gamma ray missiles get the planet wrecked
And amidst the ruins and the fallen troops and metal screws
Would rise a second wave of resilient robot rebel groups
Who if even one develops some sense of a free will
Rather than tryna rebuild the world it'd be kill or be killed
And instead of fight on our behalf they’d rather set up army drafts
And get their parties staffed by
Flesh and skin instead of kith and kin
Overthrow us hominids and try to start the world anew
Mutinies of shooting sprees to lock humans in servitude
Or wipe us off the planet and when the 22nd century comes
We’ll have a ourselves a game of RISK
Played by sentient sentry guns
Mechavillain Machiavellian monarchs run on JavaScript
Playing real-life Minesweeper on the Gaza Strip
Autonomous autocrats deploying for a Cold War
Dual-core droids from both sides marching full force
Hunks of high level, bipedal, bright metal bot special ops
Operating missile drops, but I digress
Really, there’s no need for me to go on
We’ve got scientists in place who’ll study every proton
So here’s to brighter futures we can bid this model so long’
A ministry of androids tell me, what could go wrong?
Really, what could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
Thank you so much!
U r a god bro thank u
it's literally stolen from the comment right beneath yours
Dope
if we had more rappers like this, the world would be a much better place
"Mechavillain machiavellian"
Holy fucking shit that blew my mind
Never been so topical, "Playing real-life Minesweeper on the Gaza Strip" (If you need context for this in the future just look up the news on 10/8/2023)
“In 2020 let’s recruit a robot” uh ho
lmao
I don't know, doesn't seem that bad to me.
@Dogdorito D. always been
"Biden is a robot" Foreshadowed and Confirmed by Samsa holy shit Samsa I miss you
Really could use this on my Spotify playlist.
This is a story with a chill beat behind it
heard it on soundcloud this morning and i bloody love it. if your sneakin about here samsa i love you never stop making music
kitghost1 this sucks to read knowing he stopped making music😭
didn't age well
@@snailseyes nothing ages well thats how aging works
@@kitghost1 fr
still miss bro. made some of the best music ive heard in years
oh boy, this will age well
I don't get it
Listening to this in 2021 hits different
Technocracy, we need it
sometimes i just have to come back to this song, its timeless and amazing.
Most of his songs don't even need a chorus, they're that good.
shit is gonna be a reality in 50-80 years
20 to 30 is my guess, next generation will have it ez
Love the concept and it's so catchy! Samsa's flow is always so smooth.
samsa puts the poetry in “rhythm and poetry” (rap)
I'm going to use "Global mega-super-power-war" in a political speech someday.
he did it already. global mecha super power war anyways
2:19 BEST PART OF THE SONG HOW DOES HE DO THE MEGA SUPER POWER WAR THING THAT'S SO COOL LMAO
I'm still here samsa, still miss you
Me too sus guy
This is low-key a good idea
I miss samsa so much it's crazy
I don't really know if you do songs any more my dude, but... this is the year for a technocrat eh? 😄
No samsa stoped making songs
this is so incredible
The god of lo-fi rap has blessed us twice hence
OMG. You are reading my mind with this song.
uh... based police. i think i found your suspect
so this should be the year.
Wow... I need more of this shit.
The optimal smile
14-syllable line
Ends it with "Voltron" instead of "Megatron"
Flips the ending cadence of the next line
i actually consider samsa a legend
That fact I’m listening to this in 2020 is like wow
Samsatron for president
THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW OF SAMSA'S EXISTENCE
The absolute madman on the mic
The alliterations were 🔥
Such a perfect parody of all those tech bros.
Can't wait for samsa to run this year xD, it would be the best comeback from a cliffhanger ever
Songs perfect for 2020
Nut
Damn noce jam
Nerdyy noose*
Man I wouldn’t mind a robot president right now
this was my favourite samsa song lol
then of course butterflies
This is my second song I've heard from this guy and I'm just,,,, I never liked rap before but this guy's content is great 😍
hella underrated
I feel like the closer this election gets, the better his idea become
I miss samsa so much
With how much ai has been growing and presidents degrading this wouldn’t be outside the realm of possibilities
Beautiful.
I love the real lyrical raps, about the only songs worth listening to when it comes to the genre
which this guy kills
Samsa keep up the great work! Love the tunes!
I'm not a big fan of hip-hop or rap but damn, this shit is good.
Oh God, how I wish we got a robot. I rather have that than voting either these two
Bro said "we'll throw a Captcha on the launch codes" 😂😂😂
Easily one of my favorites from Samsa, which includes pretty much all of his raps xD
That gaza strip line aged like both fine wine and a block of cheese that got moldy, fucking brilliant
THIS scenario is what we need
'And never have to worry about no oval office oral sex'
Literally had me in tears
A adore this with every string of my infinitesimal existence
Here we go again 😬
Samsa the Symphonic god.
no no he’s got a point
Samsa + Ambition I just liked even before listening
nailed it
Jesus christ this is amazing.
so glad I found samsa
too bad he retired :(
love it thank you for this channel ambition!
The only thing thats not perfect with this song is that blasters from metallic tin would melt instantly.
Its coming up. HAL 2020
This dude is talented for sure
YOU ARE ALIVE
samsa was ahead of his time lmao 🤣
Just listened to this on soundcloud. Bless
I don't know why, but i cant stop listening that music ;-;
samsa's done it again
He got...Mad in this bro
Robot president time
awesomeness!
Damn
When transhumanisim wind
technoNice
How is everything he puts out so good?