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  • Опубликовано: 24 апр 2023
  • Four close man friends gather around to talk about vampires and werewolves.
    This is the Official Podcast. Every Friday. At 7pm EST. Links Below.
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    Timestamps:
    00:08:45 - Twilight
    00:21:52 - Mint Mobile, Harry's, Adam&Eve Ads
    00:28:25 - Destiny 2 Leaks
    00:45:15 - More Police Sex Scandals
    00:53:10 - Biden Gaff
    00:58:25 - New Zelda Game
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    Hosts:
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    Andrew: / huggbeestv
    Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
    Kaya: / kayaorsan
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  • @rayquazzenron3853
    @rayquazzenron3853 Год назад +575

    Gotta love that Charlie's first words in this video are "That would be hype" in response to "We can flash our dicks around"

    • @dunkinglemon9155
      @dunkinglemon9155 Год назад +3

      lmao i noticed it as well, classical charlie move :D

  • @miakhalifaOF
    @miakhalifaOF Год назад +46

    Charlie will soon understand the cycle of twilight filmography.
    First you hate it, then you joke about it, then you eventually recall all the laughs you’ve shared over it with friends, causing you to somewhat like it.
    Then some time goes by with those memories in place, and when you rewatch the series you end up absolutely LOVING it.

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 Год назад +8

      The real Stockholm Syndrome Twilight holds is with the audience, not Bella.

  • @bell5248
    @bell5248 Год назад +246

    Im glad charlies dad let him watch Twilight

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Год назад +400

    Charlies new obsession with vampires, convinces me he’s secretly one. I mean, it makes perfect sense since he’s rarely ever out in the sun light tbh.

    • @grunkleg.3110
      @grunkleg.3110 Год назад +3

      Maybe he streams some Castlevania games. We all know Konami isn't gonna promote the series

    • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
      @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 Год назад +33

      You think a vampire could survive in Florida?

    • @0x.h.x720
      @0x.h.x720 Год назад +9

      How dare you even suggest that our lord Jesus Christ could be a foul creature of the darkness!!

    • @veikkoveljanen7475
      @veikkoveljanen7475 Год назад +1

      Obviosly he is? Before you get the "viral mark" in RUclips, you have to do a blood sacrifice.

    • @smellthel
      @smellthel Год назад

      I can see it

  • @rocchi5706
    @rocchi5706 Год назад +191

    Whew I was worried for a second Charlie wasn’t going to post 20 more videos on the twilight franchise 😅 crisis averted

  • @LudwigHorsecock
    @LudwigHorsecock Год назад +24

    @49:33 Whenever Andrew pauses himself to say, "go ahead Jackson" and then Jackson says "I was gonna say- no you go ahead" and then Andrew just continues will always be the most wholesome thing between them. It's not a good ep unless that happens at least once

  • @agent56100
    @agent56100 Год назад +233

    It’s so sad that people don’t seem to know what Twilight did to Taylor Lautner. They fucking destroyed his body to get him to look fit, producers bullied him on set, and they were constantly threatening to recast him. It’s not surprising that he quit acting.
    I’m pretty sure he’s the reason that Robert Pattinson didn’t want to go for the muscular form for Batman, because he saw what that mental and physical conditioning was like for Taylor

    • @alexis98559
      @alexis98559 Год назад +23

      While this is true, he did not quit acting altogether, he was in grown ups two and in 2016 he was in scream queens, among other projects. So he is still acting to this day, maybe just not as much but that could be for a variety of reasons not just because of this.

    • @Howlzffffdd
      @Howlzffffdd Год назад

      I’ve never heard about that what can I look up to read about it?

    • @floridaman6982
      @floridaman6982 Год назад +9

      Now they just CGI muscles onto lady thor

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 Год назад

      That explains why he took over for Andy Samberg on Cuckoo way over in England and nothing on the Hollywood side.

    • @felixisme
      @felixisme Год назад +3

      ​@@floridaman6982 Better than fake natty roids honestly

  • @_mango_
    @_mango_ Год назад +573

    The Official Podcast is still a better love story than Twilight.

    • @lol-lb5pm
      @lol-lb5pm Год назад +11

      that’s genuinely not saying much because the love story is weird and abusive

    • @dushyantdk2642
      @dushyantdk2642 Год назад +7

      oh come on! this comparison is like healthy nice oranges to poison apples of snow white's stepmom.

    • @lol-lb5pm
      @lol-lb5pm Год назад +1

      @@dushyantdk2642 exactly

    • @djtaitai
      @djtaitai Год назад +21

      Ancient meme

    • @musikinspace
      @musikinspace Год назад

      Definitely one of the podcasts of all time

  • @warlis4767
    @warlis4767 Год назад +44

    The best meme with twilight is how Robert Pattinson roasted the whole franchise, the story, the author, and even the fans! XD
    And the point that Charlie mentioned on one of his videos regarding how the franchise was deluded and couldn't get any feedback, the author LITERALLY couldn't take criticism. And by couldn't take, I mean she literally didn't receive them because of how heavily filtered they are (and by her own brother iirc) and even if she did receive, she wouldn't understand it no matter how simplified they are.
    Ah good times when it was still the new hot topic XD

  • @ActNasty5
    @ActNasty5 Год назад +25

    The timing of all the twilight talk is perfect. Last night my gf asked me to watch twilight and i instantly said yes because of you guys and she was so shocked i said yes😂

  • @chrish.6895
    @chrish.6895 Год назад +40

    He's even more into twilight than he even admits lol he corrects everyone on the plot points and lore

    • @bajabl
      @bajabl Год назад +8

      They just don’t get it like we do

    • @i10i60
      @i10i60 Год назад +3

      one of us One Of Us OnE oF uS ONE OF US

  • @Nick-kk4kc
    @Nick-kk4kc Год назад +29

    Tonight I’m going to a twilight trivia night at a bar with friends the timing of this couldn’t be funnier😂

  • @taylorbug9
    @taylorbug9 Год назад +43

    11:30 I routinely get told I look like a 19 year old. I'm 29. If I went back to my high school teachers, they may think I'm a vampire lol. So I'd say if they start each town pretending to be older teens, they can milk it for about 10 years before having to move.

    • @rich3083
      @rich3083 Год назад +4

      Same, when I'm clean shaven, I don't look any different than I did when I was 19 or 20. I'm in my late twenties as well.

    • @richardplinkett4956
      @richardplinkett4956 Год назад

      Americans just rage rapidly, you probably just look normal (unlike most Americans).

    • @mg682
      @mg682 Год назад

      Yea, people still assume I'm a teen and I'm 26 lol.

  • @galaxybowl8514
    @galaxybowl8514 Год назад +8

    I love Charlie seeming moderately offended at the disses to Twilight

  • @Entropic_Alloy
    @Entropic_Alloy Год назад +67

    It is amazing how Kaya can consistently have terrible takes. Jackie Chan Adventures is fucking hype.

  • @thescottishgeektwitch7125
    @thescottishgeektwitch7125 Год назад +72

    I've been waiting for more Twilight content 😂

  • @kingteddieP4
    @kingteddieP4 Год назад +15

    Immortality literally only ends with you floating on void for billions of years while the universe ends around you.

    • @Mizikame
      @Mizikame Год назад

      Like Ultimate Kars from JoJo’s Part 2: Battle Tendency

    • @celestialowl8865
      @celestialowl8865 Год назад +5

      Immortality /=/ invulnerability. Vampires are immortal but can still be killed.

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino Год назад +34

    Today's Fact: The 'Black-Eyed Children' are a modern urban legend about eerie children with all-black eyes who reportedly appear at people's doors, with no clear explanation for their origins.

    • @P90KILLR
      @P90KILLR Год назад

      A bot stole your comment 💀

    • @SwooshJush83
      @SwooshJush83 Год назад +1

      Bruh I thought that was that one band

    • @twistytoast5533
      @twistytoast5533 Год назад +1

      @@SwooshJush83 Black-Eyed Peas homes.

    • @i10i60
      @i10i60 Год назад

      Why do people come up with urban legends like this, WHY 😭

  • @5onic
    @5onic Год назад +22

    This is the greatest broadcast for the Twilight Saga of all time

  • @askenneddy
    @askenneddy Год назад +3

    Rest in peace to that one episode of Kaya cam.

  • @oaken8431
    @oaken8431 Год назад +2

    It's nice to see Kaya so animated this episode.

    • @oaken8431
      @oaken8431 Год назад

      @Mattress Store kaya has ascended 🙌🏻

  • @chrisf7345
    @chrisf7345 Год назад +10

    I can’t remember if it’s clarified in the movies, but the tribe aren’t actually werewolves. They’re Druids. The spirit animal for that tribe is a wolf, so that’s what they turn in to. Could’ve just as easily have been an eagle or a bear that they turn in to. But interestingly, there are actual werewolves that never show up in the movies or books.

    • @purplegem3626
      @purplegem3626 Год назад

      Druids are a celtic culture thing.

    • @s133p3r0
      @s133p3r0 Год назад +1

      So do the other animal forms "imprint" like the wolves?

    • @chrisf7345
      @chrisf7345 Год назад +1

      @@purplegem3626 And?

    • @chrisf7345
      @chrisf7345 Год назад +1

      @@s133p3r0 idk. They don’t show up iirc. It’s just explained that transforming into a wolf was just a coincidence, making the Volturi believe the Cullens teamed up with werewolves

    • @purplegem3626
      @purplegem3626 Год назад

      @@chrisf7345 They aren't Celtic. Druids were priests.

  • @Illogical364
    @Illogical364 Год назад +3

    Listening to this in science class goes hard 🔥🔥

  • @devam8192
    @devam8192 Год назад +12

    I only remember Twilight because of the "still a better love story than twilight" meme

  • @Uracil-hn5tx
    @Uracil-hn5tx Год назад +2

    Man, the intro to this podcast gets my head bouncin' every time

  • @badazzkaz
    @badazzkaz Год назад +3

    This episode is very reminiscent of your old podcast episodes love it

    • @badazzkaz
      @badazzkaz Год назад +1

      Except the random Pokémon rant at the end 😭 like who cares what their fans do with their money

  • @KyleK87
    @KyleK87 Год назад

    What I like so much about this podcast is that since they talk about Twilight so much, that RUclips is advertising it at the bottom for me to buy.

  • @-Grovesy-
    @-Grovesy- Год назад +1

    13:57 "Immortality, there's no downside"
    I can name a few. One being watching everyone you know, and love, die. While they watch you live on, healthy and youthful.

  • @monkey555554
    @monkey555554 Год назад +2

    He actually meant lick. It's old slang where to lick something is to beat it. He basically stumbled, forgot what he was saying and filled it with slang from his childhood.

  • @dracodistortion9447
    @dracodistortion9447 Год назад +5

    my grandparents raised me, my grandfather is in his 80's, same age as Biden i believe. They always used the word "lick" to mean "beat". One phrase they'd say is "i'll give you a licking", meaning i was in trouble. I think what Biden was saying was that Ireland and The United States could come out on top working together, thus beating out their competitors and enemies, i.e. giving them a licking.

    • @Serucipe
      @Serucipe Год назад +2

      Correct. Lick is another word for "beat" or even "beat up." In this context, Biden used it to mean "conquer."

  • @debishvebishwish4839
    @debishvebishwish4839 Год назад +17

    Charlie better be casted in the Twilight TV series

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ Год назад +6

    1:44 Funny how they already did that with episode 46. Believe it or not, it was with Andrew Tate years before he got mainstream.

  • @I_am_Bef
    @I_am_Bef Год назад

    Andrews glasses reflection looks like eyes at 56.30 and i love it sm

  • @highro
    @highro Год назад +2

    I had the guidebook for twilight as a kid. She actually says menstrual blood isn't fresh blood, as it's the shedding of the old uterine lining. So it's unappealing to them or smth like that

  • @stickyfingers6632
    @stickyfingers6632 Год назад +10

    I like how they're talking about removing an episode but they already did, episode 46 with Andrew Tate before he got big.

    • @acario100
      @acario100 Год назад +2

      That sounds like an interesting watch actually. I would have thought it would be the Sky does Minecraft one that got deleted

  • @sumho7532
    @sumho7532 Год назад +2

    I always think im just relistening to the same episode since in all the recent ones, twillight is brought up 😂

  • @souravjoshivlogs7051
    @souravjoshivlogs7051 Год назад

    This is the greatest broadcast for the twilight saga of all time

  • @NonExistantNobody
    @NonExistantNobody Год назад +4

    Sleep isn't a waste of time. It's literally a hyperbolic time chamber for your skills and ancestors threats they've faced. You build neurons during sleep for skills practiced during the day. The real reason we sleep, is because it is a heightened state of conscious, during a period of healing the body. Without a need for body healing, sleep still is needed for us to be as smart as we are.

    • @NonExistantNobody
      @NonExistantNobody Год назад +2

      @Mattress Store Absolutely it's also why people tell you to take a break. Something I noticed is taking a break the right way for half a week or a full week or so (maybe more) allows you to "forget" the bad habits and you kinda practice whats good and improve alot, so for pro gamers they should be managing sleep properly for improvements, maybe even trying to steal an extra rem cycle.
      Sleep is biological full dive vr based on traumas and expectations of skills

    • @disturbingrey5398
      @disturbingrey5398 Год назад +1

      Noted with thanks.

  • @Beezy377
    @Beezy377 Год назад +2

    And here we go with the cameras off again. It was a good run

  • @Boney4000
    @Boney4000 Год назад +2

    Whoa whoa whoa, Jackie Chan Adventures was an excellent Cartoon show! Jade, Grandpa, and the big dude who's name I forget were great support characters.

  • @luckymochere3532
    @luckymochere3532 Год назад

    This is
    the greatest podcast of all time

  • @Moldycheeseman
    @Moldycheeseman Год назад +5

    Common W from Charlie like always

  • @juiceman4050
    @juiceman4050 Год назад

    Is it just me, or was the opening jingle on this one, more Epic than usual?

  • @boooop4340
    @boooop4340 Год назад +3

    This is the twilight of all time

  • @GaugeMe43
    @GaugeMe43 Год назад +5

    Holy shit I thought Charlie had his camera off for like the first two minutes this guy is a living mannequin.

  • @pktora7564
    @pktora7564 Год назад +2

    I remember hearing the reason 3rd party nintendo switch games don't perform as well as the first party ones is because Nintendo has special documentation that shows developers how to use 100% of the console's GPU power, but they only choose to show it to their own internal developers and a few select few of their 3rd party developers (square enix, bandai namco, capcom).

  • @timetoengage_
    @timetoengage_ Год назад

    This podcast has taught me more about Twilight than watching the movies did

  • @GenkiiDama24
    @GenkiiDama24 Год назад

    I’ve seen the first now I need to watch the rest of the twilight series for these laugh stoned asf

  • @MatchedLightz
    @MatchedLightz Год назад

    Amazing episode. Saw the whole thing.

  • @Lasikisal
    @Lasikisal Год назад +3

    Only real fans remember when this podcast came out every Wednesday.

  • @ShadowKAMII
    @ShadowKAMII Год назад

    I’ll watch this when go to work

  • @ThEsiLvErFrOg
    @ThEsiLvErFrOg Год назад

    When they were talking about the talismans it brought back a repressed memory of them it seems like a fever dream 😂😂😂

  • @undergroundfro9653
    @undergroundfro9653 Год назад

    The intro and every ending of each episode 😂

  • @TheLimitBreaker
    @TheLimitBreaker Год назад +3

    The Official Twilight Podcast does it again.

  • @Unfortunately_Mickey
    @Unfortunately_Mickey Год назад +5

    Biden translation by someone raised by their great grandparents: “Giving someone a lick” basically means kicking their ass, so Biden was trying to say “let’s kick the world’s ass” and realized he can’t cause he’s the president, so his old brain filled it in with something more appropriate 😂

  • @TheAlmightyDoge
    @TheAlmightyDoge Год назад +1

    To “lick” something is old timey slang for handling a task with ease. An example of how it was used would be “Greg licked his exam and graduated with full marks.” Not sure if Biden actually used the term correctly when he said “let’s go lick the the world”, but this time he actually wasn’t just spouting complete gibberish.

  • @ampeater777
    @ampeater777 Год назад +3

    God yes please talk about twilight more. That shit is pure concentrated hilarity

  • @kurgerbing6593
    @kurgerbing6593 Год назад

    crazy energy charlie had today

  • @tomato6662
    @tomato6662 Год назад +7

    im so hype for this one omg

    • @Omnihilo
      @Omnihilo Год назад +1

      Same, I saw it in my recommended and screeched internally. 😭

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 Год назад

      ​@Omnihilo what?

  • @Singingnoob-3minutesdirty
    @Singingnoob-3minutesdirty Год назад

    I’m reading the books rn hilarious timing

  • @agentspliff
    @agentspliff Год назад

    Gotan ad half way through the sponsorship lol double whammy

  • @HearMeLearn
    @HearMeLearn Год назад +1

    actually to correct the record, because of really low reviews, taylor lautner (the guy who played jacob) paused acting in 2018 but he has some upcoming projects so he actually hasn't quit acting

  • @StevenTheDeamon
    @StevenTheDeamon Год назад

    The start was rough, with everyone talking over each other!

  • @souravjoshivlogs7051
    @souravjoshivlogs7051 Год назад +2

    This is the greatest podcast of all time !❤

  • @sethdecreature9564
    @sethdecreature9564 Год назад +2

    this might be off topic but i really love peanut butter

  • @NewtSean
    @NewtSean Год назад +4

    Who else looks forward to this every week

  • @DadsCigaretteRun
    @DadsCigaretteRun Год назад +2

    I 100% support an upcoming Twilight TV show

  • @rich3083
    @rich3083 Год назад +3

    Bella being an NPC before NPC was a term for people like her is hilarious

  • @SlabSnipez
    @SlabSnipez Год назад

    If you guys ever miss a week of filming you should totally do that episode skip thing it would really mess with people who are just watching it from the start

  • @ItsOrnil
    @ItsOrnil Год назад

    The Twilight Saga are definitely some of the movies of all time.

  • @BabyGirlTiny
    @BabyGirlTiny Год назад +1

    In the twilight books all the werewolves have six packs. And in new moon they spray painted abs onto Edward so he’s meant to have a six pack too

  • @Ascent223
    @Ascent223 Год назад

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a podcast where all there cameras are on at one time

  • @brandonette4938
    @brandonette4938 Год назад

    Thanks for the promo codes

  • @Dat_sk8_goat
    @Dat_sk8_goat Год назад

    51:53 they played soggy biscuit to see who stayed and who got terminated

  • @chriscummings4206
    @chriscummings4206 Год назад

    " I AM THE HUNTED" Should be on a t-shirt!

  • @ultimamage3
    @ultimamage3 Год назад

    14:00 Depends on the type of immortality. If it's immortality with regen and being able to remain dead temporarily then fine, if it's without regen then no thanks, because the chances of being trapped in a place you can't escape from increases the longer you're alive.

  • @TWolf25
    @TWolf25 Год назад

    You guys were literally describing legends arceus at the end

  • @epicthief
    @epicthief Год назад

    55:55 "lets go lead the world"

  • @catherinegriffith3886
    @catherinegriffith3886 Год назад +1

    just on time

  • @sgchef1187
    @sgchef1187 Год назад

    Jackie Chan adventure’s absolutely slaps

  • @Idengard
    @Idengard Год назад +2

    No sleeping means you have to entertain yourself all the time

    • @ultimamage3
      @ultimamage3 Год назад

      So you're likely to invent something out of boredom or complete projects or games in your backlog? Sounds good

  • @user-pf9yt7oy4d
    @user-pf9yt7oy4d Год назад +3

    Honestly, Twilight is masterpiece icon. The movies are so bad, but so good at the same time. That’s why they’re so famous. However, they said the rebooting, the movies, and everyone is super upset about it, including myself.

  • @zsslasherz93
    @zsslasherz93 Год назад

    Taylor lautner was also in The Ridiculous 6

  • @aguglie441
    @aguglie441 Год назад

    A cursed number a cursed saga. Fitting.

  • @Polo-wk7zl
    @Polo-wk7zl Год назад

    We’re halfway there

  • @shminishmeat
    @shminishmeat Год назад

    ill take part in the throw away podcast episode

  • @Abridgelion
    @Abridgelion Год назад

    Shout-out to my OG homeboy, Black Pawn Movement. 👊

  • @vishalkalicharan7710
    @vishalkalicharan7710 Год назад

    Great! Kaya's camera stopped working again!

  • @Donovarkhallum
    @Donovarkhallum Год назад +4

    For episode 666 each one of the boys could cosplay one of the horseman of the. Apocalypse . Which horseman do you think each of these boys would be? Jackson would be pestilence ,charlie famine ,kaya would be war and Andrew would be death.

    • @murkthemeek9575
      @murkthemeek9575 Год назад

      Andrew would be pestilence for sure not jackson

  • @benamisai-kham5892
    @benamisai-kham5892 Год назад

    I'm here to correct y'all about animal crossing. After the last major update, 2.0; there's a ton of stuttering and objects not rendering. If you have a very full island, my switch starts getting overheated and I need a fan to play the game without feeling worried about performance.

  • @spooder-man4782
    @spooder-man4782 Год назад +6

    Unpopular opinion : Twilight saga is a masterpiece

    • @konodioda1069
      @konodioda1069 Год назад

      It is

    • @konodioda1069
      @konodioda1069 Год назад

      A masterpiece

    • @AkiyamaKatsuko
      @AkiyamaKatsuko Год назад

      It is definitely one of the series of all time.

    • @painhurtssometimes2185
      @painhurtssometimes2185 Год назад

      Depends on your definition of Masterpiece. In terms of actual hood content ? Not even close? In terms of pure meme potential and cringe. Yes

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 Год назад +1

    When Joe Biden said "Let's go lick the world", I think he meant the old fashioned slang meaning of the word, where the word "lick" means "to defeat or overcome".

  • @agamer9347
    @agamer9347 Год назад

    The problem with the new Asus console is a mix of the system and the graphics card dock is ~$4000

  • @darianwickel2019
    @darianwickel2019 Год назад

    The scream I scrumpt I’ve been out of the loop on RUclips but feeling the twilight renaissance. Where are my fellow 🐀’s?

  • @Tidepool
    @Tidepool Год назад

    Twilight on you tube movies was my next recommend to watch

  • @F150lightningf150
    @F150lightningf150 Год назад

    Word to your mother

  • @blindinghornet9079
    @blindinghornet9079 Год назад

    Andrew literally described Pokémon Arceus at the end.

  • @Kanggaxx
    @Kanggaxx Год назад

    How high is sunglasses guy that he needs to wear sunglasses inside.

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ Год назад +2

    Aaand Kaya's cam is gone again.

  • @ultraart9263
    @ultraart9263 Год назад +2

    Is it bad that I actually like twilight? Thought the last one was pretty good