Grant is often called a drunk while Lee is called a gentleman but here me out, as i quote from Obamna "Imagine being so bad at waging war that you actually managed to lose to a drunk"
That's exactly what I'm saying. They always make fun of Grant for that, but he beat them whilst drunk, so they kinda shoot themselves in the foot there.
I ran into prp confederacy morons the other day and they were saying the confederate flag stpod for the last time people stopd up against the federal governement. Except they werent just standing agaisnt a corrupt government. They were standing against everyone who knows slavery is antihuman. Dumbass idiots. The leader of the confederate army was a democrat. Think about that one and things start making more sense in ways todays lefties dont want you to notice
The original line is “fight his Uncle Sam” here changed to mind his Uncle Sam, which is extra hilarious since mind in this usage means to do what you’re told by someone and was an instruction given to children.
@@Trumps_desklamp Trust me, Engi studied *enough* scientific and IT-Related things to not fall for things such as racism or other forms of hate (i think it is a legit joke just HOW many times he went to Uni for his degrees)
Fun Fact. America once made a Flamethrower variant of the Sherman Tank. Had to be scrapped though. It kept escaping from the testing area and driving itself down to Georgia.
So growing up in Florida, I only heard the confederate version. I liked the melody but hated the confederacy. So when I found the union version, I was so happy. But this, this takes it to a whole new level. Modern version to rub in modern pro-confederacy faces.
I disdain the Confederacy as much as everyone else does, but this is kind of a weak insult; did your cat fight a 4 year long war against the US government?
Sounds like you need to remind the local cemetery that the Confederate flag only belongs in one place when located in a cemetery; six feet under, like their soldiers.
I am convinced it was John Brown himself that made this remix from his heavenly DJ podium, just so the union had something to Vibe to while they dunked on the South.
"Wahhh! Minnesota, give us back our 28th infantry battle flag!" - State of Virginia for the last +150 years "You got Virgin in your name. Now it all makes sense." - Minnesota
"The annoying orange has been around longer than the Confederacy, the fucking annoying orange. You're gonna celebrate a nation so weak the annoying orange outlived it?" -Doobus Goobus, 2023
"Imagine being so bitchless you have to buy some"
-The United Based of America
Based xDD
Local madman destroys slavery out of sheer basedness
United Swaggers of America
The Based States of America
The United States of Based Americans
“Slavery is gay because it means owning another man”
- Abraham Lincoln, 1862
William “You own slaves, you get the flames.🔥” Sherman
Yes indeed … also the USA flag is a lot more good looking then the CSA flag
"go own some bitches instead"
if the government supports it then it’s bad
I own the whole south then.
"Instead of owning other dudes, how bout you own some BITCHES"
-Abraham Lincoln, 1863
Damn 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶👌
oof
Nice
aint that still slavery
@@anthonygalindo6334 no he said get women
Supreme was founded in 1994 and still going, making it having officially lasted longer than the Confederacy.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA
slavery is temporary
drip is eternal
the goddamn wii u outlasted the confederacy
Imagine being outlived by a clothing brand 💀
@@NotNormal654 bruh my cat has outlived the confederacy.
"invade the north? How about you invade a shower" George Mead at Gettysburg, 1863.
Eeeh, the Army of the Potomac wasn’t any better when it came to hygiene.
469 😔
Abe be dripping. Sherman be burning. And Grant be drinking.
The American experiment
Abe dripcoln
Lee was the Unions first choice. He was a Virgina Patriot first. Did a great job with what he had.
@@topcatcoast2coast579 yeah, should’ve taken them up on it if that’s true lol
South be burning
“You have quite a few slaves working on your plantation, but how many bitches you got working in your bedroom?”
-Abraham Lincoln
They used to.
No bitches?
@@infinipain2154🤨
@@somegdplayer4039it’s true unfortunately. When you’re a slave consent doesn’t matter. Another reason why the confederacy had burn. Thank you Sherman
Thomas Jefferson: *They can do both*
I take offense that John Brown isn’t here wearing drip
Nice name
@@idontwantmyrealnameonhere5955 lmao
@SharkBeast _ blockade did go crazy tho
Yes
John brown drip when?
“Imagine being so maidenless that you have to buy some” - Abrachad Lincoln 1861
"Maidenless", kek
lol
273
“L + Uncleless + No freedom? + Rattle Snakes + Alligators”
+your home now burning
Grant is often called a drunk while Lee is called a gentleman but here me out, as i quote from Obamna "Imagine being so bad at waging war that you actually managed to lose to a drunk"
That's exactly what I'm saying. They always make fun of Grant for that, but he beat them whilst drunk, so they kinda shoot themselves in the foot there.
@@A_Senitent_Ford_F150he wasn't even a drunk. He never drank during a campaign
he had to drink to make the battles fairer, dude needed nerfing
I mean the Union Army did struggle for a bit but idk if grant had anything to do with that since there were other generals as well
Apparently he was what is called a high functioning alcoholic. His drinking NEVER interfered with the mission.
“Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam” still goes hard after 162 years 🔥
I ran into prp confederacy morons the other day and they were saying the confederate flag stpod for the last time people stopd up against the federal governement.
Except they werent just standing agaisnt a corrupt government. They were standing against everyone who knows slavery is antihuman. Dumbass idiots. The leader of the confederate army was a democrat. Think about that one and things start making more sense in ways todays lefties dont want you to notice
Sam Houston’s better
that’s a part of the song i’d never heard before,
and it filled me with patriotic fervor
I thought it was "find his Uncle Sam," but yeah, it still goes hard
The original line is “fight his Uncle Sam” here changed to mind his Uncle Sam, which is extra hilarious since mind in this usage means to do what you’re told by someone and was an instruction given to children.
“You call yourselves slave owners yet you are the ones getting owned!”
-Abraham “Honest Abe” Lincoln, 1863
That hits hard AF
@@alessandroroccaforte4515 Right?
“Instead of seceding from the Union, you should secede from your basement and get some bitches.” -Abraham Lincoln (probably)
They were so bitchless they had to buy some
TF2 outlived the Confederates.
As it should.
Engineer would be pissed
Tf2 is outLIVING the confederates.
@@Trumps_desklamp Trust me, Engi studied *enough* scientific and IT-Related things to not fall for things such as racism or other forms of hate (i think it is a legit joke just HOW many times he went to Uni for his degrees)
The iron fist of abraham lincoln had a name and the name of this right fist was Ulysses S Grant
this slap's harder than the battle of Gettysburg
courtesy of the us army :)
@@theunitdstatesarmy as a fellow chad, the courtesy is all from grant, the US army was carried.
That is true, however the United States Army is an organization the Grant was part of. I see where you come from though.
Slaps harder then Antinem💯
Even harder than Lee's surrender
Don’t ever let them forget they lost
If they win they would have their own country, no one can forget they lost.
Don't worry, they won't let themselves forget lmao
"WAR trophy" ^^^ if nothing else???😶
Union do be popin'.
Traitors do be dropin'
Muskets popping
Confederates dropping
@@cyclopshark8933 nice just nice...
@@cyclopshark8933 😂👍👏🤣🇺🇸
And Atlanta be burnin
@@Sonichero151wagons be turnin
“Why don’t you rebels go back to your country? Oh right, IT DOESN’T EXIST.” General Sherman - 1865
I’m not even American and I feel oddly patriotic about America listening to this
YESS WE ACCEPT YOU
@@alapaicalahate2152 🇬🇧🤝🇺🇸
we all do
Hate for slavers and traitors is an universal trait.
Happens a lot
What has my sense of humor become
thats a good sign
Non-treasonous.
It has ascended to godly levels.
American.
Something great
confederate: "We could win a second Civil War"
me: sure man
confederate: "SHERMAN?! WHERE?!"
Sherman do be burnin
@@JeremyHale141I'll Grant you that.
@@tedscheett9420I abe-solutely believe the csa was illegitimate
@@NapoleanBlown-aparteI'd grant they were abe-solutely bitchless to be sure, man
On the Rocky and Bullwinkle show....That's WHERE!
How to troll your neo-Confederate neighbor;
Step 1: Blast Union Dixie at max volume
Step 2: Commit arson upon their property like Sherman
Fun Fact. America once made a Flamethrower variant of the Sherman Tank. Had to be scrapped though. It kept escaping from the testing area and driving itself down to Georgia.
If they claim the South shall rise again, kindly remind them that should the South rise again, the North shall put them in their place--AGAIN!
@@ladywaffle2210 whilst playing this bop
@@thegreenpigsnout5579 Correct
you know the march to the sea caused a lot of documents to get burned so carpet baggers where allowed to take shit
“A states right to do what exactly?”
😂
Make certain economic decisions, which some might refer to as a peculiar institution
@@warlordofbritannia Answer his question. A STATE'S RIGHT TO DO WHAT?
@@TheFlyingSailorYT
You didn’t pick up on the “peculiar institution” euphemism, did you?
@@warlordofbritannia states rights to do what
Ole Robert E. Lee been quiet af since this dropped 😎👍
Same for stone wall Jackson oh wait I think there’s another reason
Robert e lee ended the confederacy he wasnt that bad the confederacy was but robert e lee single handedly ended it
Jefferson Davis has been real quiet since this dropped
@@sufjo1982magine being called “Stonewall” Jackson and then getting TK’d by your own men. Big L if you ask me.
Oh, I dunno...I believe he was quiet long before that....His HOUSE sure got quiet as soon as they started turning his yard into a cemetery.
Played this in downtown Atlanta, it was totally lit!
I see what you did there LMAO
Yeah…
Dark lol
Ohhhh..
LMAOOOO
"This shit's fire"
-General Sherman, November 1864
smells like your peach cobbler is burning, lee
It has a good beat for dismantling railroad irons and wrapping them around trees while laying waste to Georgia's industrial centers.
@@thomasprislacjr.4063 With this beat he could have destroyed much more, as he should have.
The song was so fire it burned Atlanta
So growing up in Florida, I only heard the confederate version. I liked the melody but hated the confederacy. So when I found the union version, I was so happy. But this, this takes it to a whole new level. Modern version to rub in modern pro-confederacy faces.
Beat dropping harder than the front lines of Pickett's Charge.
😂
Beat dropping harder than burning buildings in Georgia
OOOOHHHHH
Son, you ought to go to Atlanta with roasts that hard.
"Lil bro you finna get double pumped."
-Abraham Lincon
Every Dixie Boy Gangsta until the Union rolls up.
NORTH SIDE THROW YOUR SET
coming out from Boston
@@Juliuscaesar0315 Minnesota rollin deep comin' for that flag, son!
@@TheFlyingSailorYT you damn traitors aint coming for shit
Michigan in the room
Big Britain supports the based emancipation proclamation because slavery is cringe.
Lmao, I love it! 🔥🙏
Damn,the real man come
@@snoweex always
@@abrahamlincoln642 so,you just awake from ur grave for this?
@@abrahamlincoln642 yooooooo izz my boyyyyyyy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Welcome back, Mr. President
I'm still trying to figure out if the stars are spinning in clockwise or counterclockwise.
They flip direction every 3 seconds.
Damn it man now I cant not see it
IT'S CHANGING
They go back and forward I believe
@@charmyzard I thought I was doing that with my mind 😔
My edging session lasted longer than the confederacy
"You own shirtless big black sweaty men? Idk man, that sounds kinda gay"
-Abraham Lincoln.
Ээ, а потные чёрные женщины?
@@Johann_von_NeusklausdorfЭто же насколько нужно быть инцелом, что тебе приходится ПОКУПАТЬ сучек?
@@Johann_von_NeusklausdorfOh fuck… it’s one of these people.
Why the hell does this sound unironically good
Cause it is?
We are goin to dixie
Cus the OG is a banger, and the trap remix somehow improved it EVEN MORE!! UNION GANG!!
Because more bass is always good
Its union dixie bro
The longest Dungeons and Dragons campaign has lasted 10x as long as the Confederacy
Drippin on them traitors
🤨
"Owning slaves?" How abou' you own some freedom?"
-Abraham Lincoln
"Own slaves? How bout you own some bitches instead" - Abraham Lincoln
Kek
"No Bitches?"-Ulysses Grant
LOL
"Your slaves have more bitches" - Honest Abe
@@Ghost-ch2md”y’all try to cook some nation, how about i cook y’all back?” William Sherman
My Cat has outlived the Confederacy
I disdain the Confederacy as much as everyone else does, but this is kind of a weak insult; did your cat fight a 4 year long war against the US government?
@@John-v5m No she fought a harder war against the mole in our backyard
@@rickyhunt4075 Lmao
"You might have some people in your plantations, but how many bitches you got in yo room?"
-Abraham Lincoln, 1863
As a non American citizen, I'm so proud of my American country
I’m proud of you too
You don’t have to be an American to realize that the Confederacy was cringe
im officially marking you as an honorary american, welcome bro
The wait between Pikmin 3 and Pikmin 4 was longer than the life of the confedarcy
This has to be the most savage diss track ever only 1860s kids remember
Uhh i think all 1860s kids have dementia by now, they don't remember shit
My man Sherman was so lit the whole fckin Atlanta burn to the ground
There are duolingo's streaks that lasted longer than the confederacy. 🔥 🔥 🔥
“Warcrimes? You mean trolling the traitors?”
-General Sherman
it's not a warcrime if it's not been classified as one yet!
It’s not a war crime without the Geneva convention to stop me!
"It's not a war crime if you win the war!"
-based and Unionpilled General Sherman
"Its war baby, watcha gonna do?" -Abraham Lincoln
Imagine being so evil to people that warcrimes lose meaning.
When Grant be sipping on that lean
best with a shot of whiskey !
Commenting since 2009?
That's something I gotta respect.
Clockwise
He sipping that dirty.
@@ulyssessgrant9907 ULYSSES STANDS FOR GRAHT???!!!
“Join the confederacy?” “How bout you join some bitches.”
-Abraham Lincoln
🗣🔥 WE ABOLISHING SLAVERY WITH THIS ONE‼️‼️💯💯💯💯🇺🇸
No!-👴🏻
@@freddyleatherwood1076 YES
Nice pfp
@@freddyleatherwood1076you want to own ppl,then time to own flames in your house .
Exchanged it for another kind of slavery. One where you don't even know you are enslaved.
The South: Angry Southern noises
The North: This oughtta be fun
"This is where the fun begins"- Sherman probably
Everyone Gangsta until the North leaves the Union
@@Bluesonofman what
@@mushroomy9899 Second American Civil War
@@Bluesonofman yes because the world operates on Kaiserreich logic
WE GOING DOWN TO DIXIE WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🦅🦅🔥🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥
this beats drops harder than the reb flag at vicksburg
OHHH SHIIIT
DAAAAMN
This beat drops harder than the Yankees at cold harbor.💀
@@generalwadehampton.2578 💀
@@Brslld hurrah for Dixie.
Being a confederate is maidenless behavior. I said what I said.
You said well.
Imagine having so few maidens you have to buy some - Honest Abe
Texas got me coming back to this one.
That 1 dislike is a crybaby confederate.
4 rebels now
7 REBS TO BURN
@@palmerthemedic7449 its Lee and Stuarts
@@arnfrancistapic2352 Those aren't dislikes, that's the reb kill count.
Southerners keep coping. There still ain’t a single cannon factory in the south😂😂
What they planned when Grant and Sherman split the CSA into three
Have I told you that I got bars?
Well, it's true
@@abrahamlincoln642 yes you do Mr. Dripcoln btw i would go to Ford’s Theatre if i were you its too mindblowing for someone like you
I'm italian. Many italians fought in the "Garibaldi's Guard" and other regiments.
GLORY TO THE UNION!!! 🇮🇹🤝🇺🇸
Oggi trolliamo i confederati 🥶🥶🥶
Damm, I didn't even know my fellow goombas were there!
@@NOLIVESMATTERBTWthe South shall rise again!
@@sfa6925 nah
@@sfa6925 why you don't rise some bitches ?
My town has a Confederate flag over the local cemetary. *Sherman's job is not done.*
No sir
@@MrBrianHibbs Yes sir
Sounds like you need to remind the local cemetery that the Confederate flag only belongs in one place when located in a cemetery; six feet under, like their soldiers.
Sounds like they’ve put it right where it belongs then.
@@ladywaffle2210 That's rich coming from a troon lol
I’ve had pee streams last longer than the confederacy😭😭🇺🇸🇻🇮🗽🦅
Horrifying, yet impressive
It is concerning because the stream has been turning red after quite a while when it should be red, white, and blue.
If I ever visit the US I'll blast this to a neo-confederate rally
If you can find one
based
@@davidcatabui2018 their are none left because the left wing has moved on to new ideology’s like Socialism and Communism
Well they are not big anymore cause the left wing kinda moved on to Communism and Socialism now days
@@Hhifix ever heard of the party switch?
Imagine if Grant wasn’t drunk, his strength would’ve been unreal
The war would have been over by June 1861
His strength was being drunk
Devs had to nerf him somehow
Without the whiskey he’d be painting landscapes like Bob Ross. The booze gave him the power to slap Johnny Reb.
He wasn't even a drunk. He reportedly never drank during a campaign
Warcrimes?
You mean trolling the traitors?
"It's only a war crime if you lose the war!"
-Based and Union-pilled General Sherman
"Slavery is gay because it means owning another man" - Honest Abe
This slaps harder than a musket ball tearing through a confederate
I think you mean mini ball.
@@theplan-m6cget grapeshottied ❤️🔥
@@theplan-m6c ...and I think you mean minié ball 😅😇
Why can’t teachers just show this to us instead of teaching a war that lasted about 3 years
My patriotism is increasing with every second
"Listen here Lee, in this world you either get drip or get dropped"
-General Grant
Strongest traitor vs weakest union soldier
Union poppin, rebels droppin
🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
WE BURNING ATLANTA TO THE GROUND WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️
Fun fact, Annoying Orange outlived the Confederacy
My name is sammy, but people call me sam, my brother is bouta have kids, ill be uncle sam 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Dixie boys best mind you
Its a beautiful poem
The development of halo infinite lasted twice as long as the confederacy
XD
When the Georgian kid burns down your house in Minecraft so you burn down his house in real life
Just make sure the kid is Georgian 🇺🇸, not Georgian 🇬🇪
@@AlleywayOfTorture True lmao
Then you find out that he's georgian 🇬🇪
💀
@@The_Unknown_Gunman Lmao
Just as Sherman intended
Dripxie
Yea we need a confederate version
@@jacksonguillory8114 no
Peep the Scoreboard. Sherman the goat
@jacksonguillory8114 "slavery is gay because it means you're owning another man"
Abraham Lincoln
I am convinced it was John Brown himself that made this remix from his heavenly DJ podium, just so the union had something to Vibe to while they dunked on the South.
One more year and this song will have been on RUclips longer than the Confederacy existed.
It's time
The Confederate South : NO you can't just make fun of us by changing our anthem!
The North :
Me and the boys in Texas
Blast this while yelling “get a real country, traitor!” at your local confederate
The stars can move in either direction if you imagine it hard enough
Oh my fucking god you're right
USA still drippin
CSA still droppin
My emo phase lasted longer than the Confederacy.
"The annoying orange has existed longer than the confederacy did"
-Doobus Goobus
Union Boys flexin on the traitors 😤
Ulysses Grant-"No bitches?"
Beat so fire it burned down Atlanta.
😂🤣👏👍🇺🇸
Here stands.
General "unconditional surrender" Grant.
This is the Origins of dis tracks
Don't forget the irish's diss track against the british "Go home british soldiers"
"Wahhh! Minnesota, give us back our 28th infantry battle flag!" - State of Virginia for the last +150 years
"You got Virgin in your name. Now it all makes sense." - Minnesota
"The annoying orange has been around longer than the Confederacy, the fucking annoying orange. You're gonna celebrate a nation so weak the annoying orange outlived it?"
-Doobus Goobus, 2023
"My country has been around longer than USA, my fucking country. You're gonna celebrate a nation so weak my country outlive it?"
- Me
@@hispalismapping155 but it didnt dissolve as far as i know
@@hispalismapping155 How do you outlive something that's still around? lmao
@@maregondrako Being older.
@@averagetboihater8357 Even my town is 700 years older.
WE BREAKING OUT OF THE PLANTATIONS WITH THIS ONE🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥
MGSV has existed longer than the Confederacy did.
DOWN WITH THE TRAITORS, UP WITH THE STARS!
“Remember Generals, slavery is not based.” -Abraham ‘Based’ Lincoln
Swalysses S grant, driliam T Sherman And Abraham Lincooln
I like what you did there
Truly wise words great sage.
It's become a straight up diss track, 🔥🔥🔥
it isnt a diss track because the original was already a diss track to the confederate national anthem
@@buckoduranbro invented trash talking 💀
It already was
the gta 6 development lasted longer than the confedulusionals
tfw you talk to robert e lee in a random ahh shack and he actually surrenders
Never let them forget they lost