This dude is absolutely hilarious, I wasn’t sure if he was just a complete sociopath or just a comedy genius when I first found him but either way, I get a good laugh from this
"They like to call me "baby", and they're always asking me if I'm looking for any fun. The sense of community around here is absolutely refreshing." - I died!
Dude forgot to say on last video but the “open doors, pretending to search the back seat to piss trick” has revolutionized my truck life. Currently doing the live in truck life about half the time while On the road for work.
Buy a house intelligently, do your research, learn some general carpentry / plumbing or bring someone along who knows these things and you should be able to get a general estimate of maintenance within a reasonable amount of time. Like most things, if you don't do your research, the possibility of being fucked is a lot higher.
Garrett The best way to buy a house is to not. Save the money and build a business. Having an apartment is a great write off and you don’t have to worry about maintenance.
Bro I sleep in my truck too.. get a solar cell and some charging batteries, and a cheap generator. All together maybe 550 bucks.. use that and get a inverter too, install a fan somewhere you'll be hella glad for that fan, also with that inverter and batteries you'll have enough juice for a full day of tv watching, the generator for fast quick charging the batteries. You gatta be resourceful!
“Who controls the past controls the future” 1984 is a great book mates. Listen to the genius that is the homeless firefighter and don’t become a pinko.
Mr. HF, I just wanted to let you know that there are positives in dating homeless women....like after the date you can drop them off anywhere and it’s still polite!😳
The sarcasm. The deadpan humor. Jokes about truck stop prostitutes to government tyranny with the 1984 reference all in one video that just meshes so well together. This guy is awesome! Stay safe and keep stacking that 💰
Thank you for sharing HFF, the entertainment is priceless, especially in these times. I enjoy and always look forward to seeing another video of yours.
In case you weren't being sarcastic... Beyond meat is not good for you, they are loaded with highly processed vegetable oils and a bunch of salt / MSG. You could make black bean burgers - so much healthier and you can mash everything up in a tupperware and have multiple meals. Subscribed, Cheers!
Sara Lund I’m a man and can confirm if I have to change and leave my sweaty clothes in the car it gets very musky. Air fresheners can’t keep up. I have to vacuum the smell out.
My fav part of camper shell life lately has been the 20 degree nights in Colorado. Waking up having to pee but not wanting to crawl all the way out onto the tailgate. Using the secondary cup as a chamber pot and throwing it out the vent window. Good times.
A little tip on "beyond meat" products. Don't eat them. They may theoretically be healthy for you in one way like getting clean proteins, but the chemicals mixed into the meat to give it the "plant-based" properties can be compared to eating processed meat. Youre better off just eating regular meat.
Shoot if your truck's four-wheel drive just camp along the riverside That's a life right there😎...... You can probably catch you some fish and eat them too and find a way to filter out the water but it looks pretty clear as is
I tried living in my truck as a travel nurse for one month in the summer just the way you do it. My hat off to you sir I couldn’t do it any longer I needed running water and AC, I would wake up drenched in sweat ready to go to work! 🤮
Yoooo mr firefighter if you press the cutting edge of your blade straight down into the 'Cado all you gotta do is turn your blade to the left or the right (imagine breaking a bolt with a socket) and the seed pops right out. Stabbing into it is brutal, too many stabs through the hands. Revolutionary I know
Great vid! I’ve lived in my doublecab prerunner part time for 8 years. Being over 6’ tall, I couldn’t do the camper thing anymore so I traded in the Tacoma for the ideal stealth, 4x4 camper vehicle. Endure the earbeatings and beratings you’ll receive from coworkers and get yourself an AWD sienna minivan. Now I can stealth camp in luxury while being able to go more places than the average 2wd minivan. The stealth factor is top notch, crawling in and out of a camper shell isn’t. Room to stretch. Roof rack for my surfboards and kayaks, soon to install a tow receiver for my bike rack and a journey off road 3.5” lift kit. I did loose some vehicle clearance and I’m sure a few dates along the way but I snatched up one of those cool girls so thats covered. Safe travels to you and take care!
Even though i love your 'Homeless' videos, i will be glad when you're not homeless any longer. Summers in any vehicle is grueling as hell! Your humor is always a smash hit! Blessings and Love from CO.
I'm homeless and living in my car as well. I thought about making my own videos as well to help other like you have done. I appreciate you making these videos, its actually what inspired me to get the same stove. There great, and I'm currently saving money and all. I would like to get the chance to talk with you because i have a few questions. Also, the fans i have run on a portable charger, i thought it could save more money instead pf batterys i was thinking about getting the constitution fans that you attach a battery to, is that what you have ?
He’s moving into an apartment soon so he probably wouldn’t want to waste the money. He’s been doing this for over 2 years, I’m sure if he couldn’t handle the heat he would’ve already upgraded his fan game.
Have been watching you for around a year now and have always enjoyed how refreshing these videos are. I see you’re looking into getting an apartment due to the travel restrictions. Please keep making videos if you end up going this route! Best of luck and stay safe.
I bought a hot dog spear sticker for my truck camper build...your honest evaluations of how terrible the life is did not dissuade me. My wife is not thrilled.
I slept in the back of my 85 Dodge Ram 50 (really small truck) with a blacked out snugtop, for 1.5 yrs in 90/91, in Los Angeles. I was 18/19 yrs old. It was hot AF but dry. Dehydration was an issue. Best solution for the heat was obviously ventilation, keeping the sliders open a bit. The key to my success was finding spots with a consistent breeze.. which turned out to be tall parking lots with roofless top floors. Rotating through these 5 story and up monsters probably kept me alive honestly. Heat stroke is a bitch.
You need an "Endless Breeze" by Fantastic Vent, it's a small box fan that works on 12v - I have one for my truck camper and it blows an amazing amount of air. They're not cheap, but work 100 times better than that stupid o2cool fan - I used to have that same piece of junk. I've had to stay overnight near Redding when it was 110+ during the day and that fan made it possible to sleep at night.
“The sense of community around here is absolutely refreshing.”
I’m sure it is.
Whoever writes the dialogue for your teleprompter is a genius.
I'll let him know.
The Homeless Firefighter cooking beside your gas tank?
Lmao
Jason Blanchette I live in the stl area too. I’d recommend a really warm sleeping bag for the winter.
@@TheHomelessFirefighter great job 😂🤣😅
This dude is one of the funniest people on the internet. He must be protected at all costs.
I’m rather shocked that a Firefighter would be the King of dry humor.
Hahaha, this comment is going places.
Did he cook by his gas tank??
I am rather shocked that a firefighter would be cooking next to the fuel door of his "home."
nothing dry about those undies
Ratty McCatty agree considering it’s the vapors that makes a fire jump or ignite.
The sense of sarcasm and jokes are on a another level.
Dear Sam, even if you get a home soon never stop making videos. It can be anything. Please
This dude is absolutely hilarious, I wasn’t sure if he was just a complete sociopath or just a comedy genius when I first found him but either way, I get a good laugh from this
Yes
Probably a mix of both
I too am a homeless FF in TX. You’re sense of humor is just hilarious! thanks for sharing, brother!
Ooooh Where in Texas?
"For the most part it is a lot of dudes but there are a handful of girls. They like to check in on me and call me baby." lmfao
"They were all just hurdles in the way of my own glory"
Lot Lizards
Some very sweet women, if only the rest of the world were as kind as them.
@@TheHomelessFirefighter dude your fucking great
“I have no weapon but I am pretty sure I can strangle this thing”. - Said Epstein’s suicider
I see you're a man of class as well. I too golf in flip flops for maximum aerodynamics and airflow.
"They like to call me "baby", and they're always asking me if I'm looking for any fun. The sense of community around here is absolutely refreshing." - I died!
Bro, I dont get more excited over any videos than yours! Highly underrated! Everyone share this man's videos!
Happy to hear you enjoy it amigo.
This man is a legend
Dude forgot to say on last video but the “open doors, pretending to search the back seat to piss trick” has revolutionized my truck life. Currently doing the live in truck life about half the time while On the road for work.
Happy to hear it’s working for you brotha
Don't ever buy a house! I just bought one and the maintenance on this thing is Beyond Beef.
Still beats an apt
Buy a house intelligently, do your research, learn some general carpentry / plumbing or bring someone along who knows these things and you should be able to get a general estimate of maintenance within a reasonable amount of time. Like most things, if you don't do your research, the possibility of being fucked is a lot higher.
Garrett The best way to buy a house is to not. Save the money and build a business. Having an apartment is a great write off and you don’t have to worry about maintenance.
I guess you bought to high of a 'steak' in that house
Guy in Detroit had his house sold for 8 dollars in MISSED taxes gov. Stole ALL his equity!
I love this guy more than myself
Lmao. When you said you could feel a
Man bun sprouting out of your head I almost spit my drink everywhere. That’s so funny.
Same. Lmao
🤣
Good times! Thanks for your service as a fire-fighter!
Bro I sleep in my truck too.. get a solar cell and some charging batteries, and a cheap generator. All together maybe 550 bucks.. use that and get a inverter too, install a fan somewhere you'll be hella glad for that fan, also with that inverter and batteries you'll have enough juice for a full day of tv watching, the generator for fast quick charging the batteries.
You gatta be resourceful!
I like your thinking.
Only staying full time in it for another 2 months. I’m just going to ride it out as it is for now. Thanks for the tip and for checking out the video.
@@TheHomelessFirefighter WTF
Haha yeah , I think you no understand o what's a going on a.
MrMoon_ He needs a girl and a place to live. You can’t live in a truck forever.
1984 is a gem we living it out
"Landing strip" 😂
The steering wheel view is true art!
This is the best channel on RUclips.
Thomas M If yI u like this, try The Vegetable Conspiracies channel. The early stuff over there was even better than the new ones.Cheers!
“Who controls the past controls the future” 1984 is a great book mates. Listen to the genius that is the homeless firefighter and don’t become a pinko.
I love how he just does his thing and moves on not caring what people think.
Why is this the best channel I’ve seen in a long time? Absolutely love it keep it up bro
Happy to hear you enjoy it amigo, have a great weekend.
Always happy to see a new video from you. Stay safe out there.
Wow, it's been over 2 years already? Glad you've gotten sponsors lately! Don't lose that sense of humor lol
Dude, I love you sense of humor, its very peculiar
Best channel dude!
This man is a genius, protect him at all costs.
I am a big fan of dry sarcasm. I think you are my spirit animal.
your dialogue and delivery are just so perfect, laugh out loud, outstanding...
Mr. HF, I just wanted to let you know that there are positives in dating homeless women....like after the date you can drop them off anywhere and it’s still polite!😳
Well not quite anywhere ....!
Joel Loung amazingly brilliant. Now find one worth dating🤣
The sarcasm. The deadpan humor. Jokes about truck stop prostitutes to government tyranny with the 1984 reference all in one video that just meshes so well together. This guy is awesome! Stay safe and keep stacking that 💰
Your dry humor is refreshing. Your going places.
Absolutely love this dude! These videos are always a treat. Keep them coming brother.
👏👏 Welldone Sam, as usual. Keep'em coming dude, can't wait for your next vlog!😀😎✝⚜✌☮🇺🇸
How are you not more popular? You make my day every time I watch your vids. Thanks!!
Your humor, wit is world class!
Your dry humor is the Best!!! Stay safe, friend
Thank you for sharing HFF, the entertainment is priceless, especially in these times.
I enjoy and always look forward to seeing another video of yours.
You are either a veteran, or have seen some sh*t. Your humor is on point and i love it.
I love your videos!! You're hilarious!! I needed this. This is the type of life i have always craved.
In case you weren't being sarcastic... Beyond meat is not good for you, they are loaded with highly processed vegetable oils and a bunch of salt / MSG. You could make black bean burgers - so much healthier and you can mash everything up in a tupperware and have multiple meals. Subscribed, Cheers!
fantastic video once again
hi from australia im watching your video as im typing . i love your videos .
You are awesome thank you for making my day 👍👍🍻
I am always smiling when I watch you videos. The casual humor is just amazing. Keep doing what you are doing!!!
Lmfao your review on the beyond the meat was absolutely priceless 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love and respect from beautiful Trinidad and Tobago ❤️👍🏼👊🏼👊🏼🇹🇹.
Damn chillin behind your station with the window open, that’s a luxury spot
Eggs, jalapenos and coffee... no wonder the air freshener....... atomic farts.
I'm thinking not all escaping fluids/vapors is fart....................
LOL!
And ball sweat, I’m sure those sweaty boxers need to lay somewhere. I bet it smells like a real man in there.
Sara Lund I’m a man and can confirm if I have to change and leave my sweaty clothes in the car it gets very musky. Air fresheners can’t keep up. I have to vacuum the smell out.
at least it wasnt a breakfast burrito
Your humor is starting my day with laughs. Thank you Sam!
Take care and stay safe
Not bad. I like how you show the reality of living in your car. Thinking of it myself.
Stay safe out there in the wild, and keep the updates coming please. The world needs your sense of humor.
Living in a pickup is pure hell fire, and I pray to God you will find it in your heart to build a small cabin in the woods somewhere.
My fav part of camper shell life lately has been the 20 degree nights in Colorado. Waking up having to pee but not wanting to crawl all the way out onto the tailgate. Using the secondary cup as a chamber pot and throwing it out the vent window. Good times.
I can't believe how many subs you've got! Way to go man... great content...
Thanks, I appreciate it. I hope you're healthy and have a great weekend.
@@TheHomelessFirefighter Well I'm staying away from that beyond beef you're eating so my health is GREAT! 🤣🤣🤣
A little tip on "beyond meat" products. Don't eat them. They may theoretically be healthy for you in one way like getting clean proteins, but the chemicals mixed into the meat to give it the "plant-based" properties can be compared to eating processed meat. Youre better off just eating regular meat.
yeah that stuff is nasty... but hopefully no angry vegans find your comment... :)
Shoot if your truck's four-wheel drive just camp along the riverside That's a life right there😎...... You can probably catch you some fish and eat them too and find a way to filter out the water but it looks pretty clear as is
Lol man i love your humor. i literally spat my coffee when you said about the man bun xd
I tried living in my truck as a travel nurse for one month in the summer just the way you do it. My hat off to you sir I couldn’t do it any longer I needed running water and AC, I would wake up drenched in sweat ready to go to work! 🤮
I’m honestly not sure how I feel right now. I may need a hug.
Yoooo mr firefighter if you press the cutting edge of your blade straight down into the 'Cado all you gotta do is turn your blade to the left or the right (imagine breaking a bolt with a socket) and the seed pops right out. Stabbing into it is brutal, too many stabs through the hands. Revolutionary I know
Great vid! I’ve lived in my doublecab prerunner part time for 8 years. Being over 6’ tall, I couldn’t do the camper thing anymore so I traded in the Tacoma for the ideal stealth, 4x4 camper vehicle. Endure the earbeatings and beratings you’ll receive from coworkers and get yourself an AWD sienna minivan. Now I can stealth camp in luxury while being able to go more places than the average 2wd minivan. The stealth factor is top notch, crawling in and out of a camper shell isn’t. Room to stretch. Roof rack for my surfboards and kayaks, soon to install a tow receiver for my bike rack and a journey off road 3.5” lift kit.
I did loose some vehicle clearance and I’m sure a few dates along the way but I snatched up one of those cool girls so thats covered. Safe travels to you and take care!
1984....glad your up on whats really going on. Love your vids man
I love your dry sense of humor!
Glad I found you.. Just subscribed and am excited to see all you have to share. Keeping you in my prayers.
Even though i love your 'Homeless' videos, i will be glad when you're not homeless any longer. Summers in any vehicle is grueling as hell! Your humor is always a smash hit! Blessings and Love from CO.
I just reread 1984 for the first time since Junior High. You are so right about the timeliness. It's chilling really.
Fire fighter, I'm surprised Saturday night live hasn't caught wind of ya and sent you a invite cause your perfect for it.
I'm homeless and living in my car as well. I thought about making my own videos as well to help other like you have done. I appreciate you making these videos, its actually what inspired me to get the same stove. There great, and I'm currently saving money and all. I would like to get the chance to talk with you because i have a few questions. Also, the fans i have run on a portable charger, i thought it could save more money instead pf batterys i was thinking about getting the constitution fans that you attach a battery to, is that what you have ?
Love your videos man, I can always count on them for a good laugh 😂🤣
The way he took the pit out of the avocado had me so stressed out. Livin life on the edge.
I’m surprised You Tube allows that!
*stabs avocado pit with a fillet knife*
That was a pretty graphic part of this video.
Yeah the knife tip could slip and stab the hand.
Dude, you crack me tf up even when I'm not stoned. And that is a difficult task, my friend. Please don't ever stop making videos, kind sir.
11:50 The Homeless Firefighter meets his neighbor and fellow RUclipsr - The Homeless Raccoon.
you should get a legit fan and a solar panel/etc.
Everyone should 👍
He said in his last video (or some recent one) that he’s probably going to be moving in to an apartment with some friends.
He’s moving into an apartment soon so he probably wouldn’t want to waste the money. He’s been doing this for over 2 years, I’m sure if he couldn’t handle the heat he would’ve already upgraded his fan game.
When I get the desire to start camping in summer in my car I watch one of your videos. Clears up that idea real quick. 😎
You always laugh me into tears. Enjoy your day & be well!
I don’t think I fully picked up on the humor the first time I visited this channel but it’s pretty damn funny now.
Dude I freaking love you man stay up 💯
Have been watching you for around a year now and have always enjoyed how refreshing these videos are. I see you’re looking into getting an apartment due to the travel restrictions. Please keep making videos if you end up going this route! Best of luck and stay safe.
Thanks for checking out my videos all this time, I really appreciate it.
This dude is a gold mine.
@4:41 Dyin' at the leg stretcher & upper lip combo...you are one hilariously sick little puppy Sam, and FUNNY, too!
Please never stop.... I live for your videos😂 same with the rest of my fam
I bought a hot dog spear sticker for my truck camper build...your honest evaluations of how terrible the life is did not dissuade me. My wife is not thrilled.
"and I don't want to be rude by greeting them with my gonads" 😂
This is the Napoleon dynamite of youtube
This video made my night, your a funny and real guy sam, keep it up
Dude, you crack me up! Post more often plz!!
I slept in the back of my 85 Dodge Ram 50 (really small truck) with a blacked out snugtop, for 1.5 yrs in 90/91, in Los Angeles. I was 18/19 yrs old. It was hot AF but dry. Dehydration was an issue. Best solution for the heat was obviously ventilation, keeping the sliders open a bit. The key to my success was finding spots with a consistent breeze.. which turned out to be tall parking lots with roofless top floors. Rotating through these 5 story and up monsters probably kept me alive honestly. Heat stroke is a bitch.
You need an "Endless Breeze" by Fantastic Vent, it's a small box fan that works on 12v - I have one for my truck camper and it blows an amazing amount of air. They're not cheap, but work 100 times better than that stupid o2cool fan - I used to have that same piece of junk. I've had to stay overnight near Redding when it was 110+ during the day and that fan made it possible to sleep at night.
Another great vid! Lol 😂 I’ve got to get me some pumpkin spice air freshener. Nice golf shoes
I love your sense of humor 🤩
I wasn't ready for your golf speech 😂😂😂🤙
2:42 in and im sold on this guys humor
We love that place ....buy the summer pass ( if you have not already) unlimited play during the week
Wow... Also just started in on 1984 and 100% agree.
Sweet Jesus, your ‘Brazilian’ comment truly made me laugh out loud.. 🤣
Laconic dry humor 😁 from a pickup.lol
Those truck stop's ....Haha