Everything Wrong With Exodus 34 in the Bible

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  • @joyceandrews1617
    @joyceandrews1617 3 года назад +48

    Do not boil a baby goat in it's mother's milk.....soooo, if you get the milk from a goat that is not the baby's mother it's ok?

    • @mrhdbnger
      @mrhdbnger 3 года назад +18

      Someone always looking for that loophole so they can sin against God. This is why he he had to sacrifice himself to himself.

    • @alanthompson8515
      @alanthompson8515 3 года назад +3

      @@mrhdbnger That has GOT to be irony.

    • @JohanKylander
      @JohanKylander 3 года назад +3

      @@alanthompson8515 Found the baby goat mommy milky boiler.

  • @knarf_on_a_bike
    @knarf_on_a_bike 3 года назад +109

    I still think G-man missed a big chance - I mean 20 commandments and he ~could~ have said, like, "no slavery, no racism, equal rights for women, no war, be nice to everyone", stuff like that. But thanks for the "no cooking a kid in its mother's milk". I can honestly say I've lived up to that one!

    • @knarf_on_a_bike
      @knarf_on_a_bike 3 года назад +3

      @NonCoinCollector probably because your wife has read both sets of commandments and doesn't want to piss off Yaweh. Can't say as I blame her. . .

    • @freedapeeple4049
      @freedapeeple4049 3 года назад +1

      "no slavery, no racism, equal rights for women, no war, be nice to everyone" What if we're wrong about all that?

    • @knarf_on_a_bike
      @knarf_on_a_bike 3 года назад +10

      @@freedapeeple4049 - do you think slavery is okay? Yaweh did. He was also racist, misogynist and a war monger. If he really exists, I want no part of him. I'll go to hell before I follow the dictates of that sadistic jerk.

    • @stevieh9860
      @stevieh9860 3 года назад +6

      @@freedapeeple4049 are we wrong? I would love to be wrong. If you can point out where we are wrong that would be great. Only…..
      I don’t think we are.

    • @freedapeeple4049
      @freedapeeple4049 3 года назад +3

      @@stevieh9860 I was just kicking the anthill... ✌😎

  • @realandar
    @realandar 3 года назад +90

    So between god and moses, they couldn't remember the list of original commandments so they wrote a new list, yet, somehow, they managed to write it in the bible. Unbelievable. No, really, unbelievable.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад +18

      Also, how and why could this supposedly omniscient being not remember the first commandments?

    • @tomellis4750
      @tomellis4750 3 года назад +8

      Have faith my son, it is the word of the lordy.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 3 года назад +11

      Guess it does make Joseph Smith's story sound a lot more plausible though.

    • @BaljinderSingh-xy4ik
      @BaljinderSingh-xy4ik 3 года назад +5

      @@tomellis4750 lordy is out of mind..lol

    • @kendee4421
      @kendee4421 3 года назад +3

      At least Moses didn't have to use his hat. It just shows how gullible people are if it is in a minority's interest to perpetuate a lie. They can indoctrinate the population by ritual and pomp to such an extent the indoctrinated do the indoctrination for them. This applies to so many religions.
      The sheep do the work of the sheep dog.

  • @seitisetsoh4991
    @seitisetsoh4991 3 года назад +40

    I've been waiting for this. Next time someone wants to put a statue of the ten commandments I want to put up these, lol

  • @michaelmccarthy4077
    @michaelmccarthy4077 3 года назад +51

    Who knew the story of the Ten Commandments isn't that different from Joseph Smith reading the words from his hat.

    • @OnlyFactsPlease
      @OnlyFactsPlease 3 года назад +8

      Yeah. I thought it was funny how not even grazing animals could witness it. I wonder whether Moses really worried about animals testifying to his fraud, or if it's some weird way of throwing off suspicion. lol

    • @Wduck_
      @Wduck_ 2 года назад

      I swear it's not god speaking in any of these chapters. It sounds like satin.

    • @tallman2210
      @tallman2210 Год назад

      That was exactly what I thought after hearing the story from a Mormon.

  • @johnnehrich9601
    @johnnehrich9601 3 года назад +66

    If you did a series "Everything RIGHT about Exodus #. . .," it would be much shorter - "Nothing. Hebrews were never enslaved en mass in Egypt and therefore never had to escape."

    • @karsten69
      @karsten69 3 года назад +12

      @@harveywabbit9541 Smoking a burning bush, much?

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад +4

      En masse*

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад +4

      @@karsten69
      That guy is a known troll of this channel

    • @karsten69
      @karsten69 3 года назад +5

      @@Richard_Nickerson Yeah, but we're still talking about Moses, aka. the Burning Bush 420 guy. so I feel like I can make a joke of the troll.

    • @johnnehrich9601
      @johnnehrich9601 3 года назад +1

      @@Richard_Nickerson thanks. Looked it up to see where it came from - French. I suppose one could use "in mass" but it doesn't sound quite the same.

  • @harveyesquire7523
    @harveyesquire7523 3 года назад +67

    Another surprise: God hates 'Asherah poles'. I think Asherah was the goddess and wife of the god El. Yahweh was also called El. So does that mean, at sometime in the distance past, God and Asherah broke up and he does not want to talk about it? Must have been a nasty divorce. We all have seen this before. No wonder he has got anger issues. #InquiringMindsWantToKnow

    • @kendee4421
      @kendee4421 3 года назад +11

      Asherah was God's wife and both were worshipped. Obviously, the male priests wanted rid of her, but it didnt work as she became Ashteroth, Astarte, Isis and Ishtar. Every year we have a celebration for Ishtar whose Celtic name was Eostre - Easter!
      Her worship was continued by the Catholic Church under the guise of Mary. All of these goddesses were Queens of Heaven and stars of the sea, Stella Maris, Maria..

    • @blksmagma
      @blksmagma 3 года назад +6

      I like to think that when Yahweh challenged for the right to rule the other gods he took both the name of El and his wife as his own and then slowly disowned her.
      In reality, what probably happened was that after polytheism and henotheism became unpopular in the Middle East and monotheism was becoming more popular, the priests starting editing out some of the aspects of the other gods and attributed everything thing they could to Yahweh. This was in addition to the power grab they did by banning the use of the other shrines.
      They then removed and/or destroyed the ritual objects of the other gods in the temple and edited parts of the texts to make it look like they were always strictly monotheistic.
      They still left a few tidbits here and there to not piss off the other worshippers too much.
      Its hilariously ironic because, as another person stated, Christianity basically reimplemented the worship of Ashera under another name all we need is a tree or pole of some kin- hey, is that a cross?!

    • @brianford8493
      @brianford8493 3 года назад +2

      It's all gibberish because people's pea Brains can't understand there place in the universe...it's primitive and has had its chance.....toss it into a skip

    • @LM-jz9vh
      @LM-jz9vh 3 года назад +3

      Well, Yahweh inherited El's wife as the Israelites transitioned from polytheism to monotheism. He was originally *a* son of El.
      The Israelites emerged out of the **older** Canaanite culture. Canaanite and Hebrew languages are indistinguishable the further you go back in time. *Hebrew is essentially a Canaanite dialect.* This has been shown by linguistics analysis and also addressed by Dr Christine Hayes at Yale University in her lectures, hence why she says when you go back far enough in time you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference between Canaanite and Hebrew.
      Lecture 7 from 30:00 minutes onwards and lecture 8 from 12:00 to 19:00 minutes.
      Also Google *"Jews and Arabs Descended from Canaanites - Biblical Archaeology Society."*
      Inscriptions were found in the form of blessings referencing *"Yahweh and his Asherah"* when Asherah was originally the wife of the *older* Canaanite god El. This is shown in the article *"God’s Wife Edited Out of the Bible - Almost."* Asherah became the wife of Yahweh as he inherited the top spot in the pantheon, before religious reforms.
      *Inscriptions found at Kuntillet Ajrud (dated between 850 and 750 BCE) say:*
      I bless you through Yahweh of Samaria,
      and through his Asherah!
      *And at El Qom (from the same period) this inscription:*
      Uriyahu, the king, has written this.
      Blessed be Uriyahu through Yahweh,
      and his enemies have been conquered
      through Yahweh's Asherah.
      *That Yahwists worshipped Asherah until the 3rd century before Christ is well known from the Elephantine Papyri. Thus, for many in ancient Israel, Yahweh, like Baal, had a consort.*
      Yahweh has the same characteristics and descriptions as *both* the Canaanite gods El and Baal. Yahweh is described as riding on the clouds just like Baal and Yahweh is also depicted as defeating the same enemies as Baal. This is outlined by Dr Hayes in her lectures.
      *El and Yahweh are attributed same characteristics.*
      El is depicted as a wise old man with a beard eg “You are great, O El, and your hoary beard instructs you”. Yahweh is described in the same terms (Daniel 7:9, Job 36:26, Habakkuk 3:6). Like “Kind El, the Compassionate”, Yahweh is a “merciful and gracious god”. The description of Yahweh’s dwelling place as a tent (Psalms 15:1, 27:6, 91:10) recalls the tent of El in the Canaanite narrative of Elkunirsa. Finally, both Yahweh and El are said to dwell amidst cosmic waters (Isaiah 33:20-22, Ezekiel 47:1-12, Zechariah 14:8).
      *Yahweh is also depicted as defeating Baal’s classic enemies:*
      Baal/Yahweh defeats a seven headed dragon, Leviathan, and River (CAT 5.1, Psalm 74:13-15).
      Baal/Yahweh defeats Sea (KTU 1.14, Psalm 89:10).
      Baal/Yahweh defeats Death/Mot (KTU 1.4 VIII-1.6, Isaiah 25:8).
      The Canaanite gods El and Asherah have *70* sons. According to the table of nations there were *70* nations after the *supposed* flood (there was never a global flood). In ancient times each god was thought to reside over a particular territory or people. This ties in with the paragraph below and as explained in *"The Most Heiser"* article, based on the *majority scholarly consensus.* Yahweh was only originally the patron deity of the Israelites just like the Canaanite god Chemosh was the patron deity of the Moabites. Yahweh was assigned the people of Israel by El the *Most High (Elyon)* god in the Canaanite pantheon.
      The ancient city of Ugarit was discovered in 1928 in Syria. The height of the Ugaritic civilization was around the 12th Century BCE making them contemporaries with the Israelites. Also, the religion and language of the Ugarit people are very similar to that of the Israelites. Excavations of the site revealed an ancient library filled with clay tablets. *One such tablet states that El Elyon had seventy sons (the Elim) and each son was allocated to a specific people* ((El and Asherah had 70 sons)).
      *Can you see the close parallels between Deuteronomy 32:8, Genesis 10 and the Ugarit tablets? According to these sources, Elyon divided up all the nations into* **seventy** *nations ((El and Asherah had 70 sons)), one for each of his sons (Elim).*
      The Canaanite god El under his title *Elyon (Most High)* in Deuteronomy 32:8-9 assigns the people of Jacob to Yahweh just like the Canaanite god Chemosh is assigned to the people of Moab in Numbers 21:29. This ties in with the Table of Nations and each god being assigned to their own territory and people. Yahweh received Israel from El. This is outlined in the article *"The Most Heiser"* based on the *majority scholarly consensus.*
      *Other biblical passages reaffirm this archaic view of Yahweh as a god in El’s council. Psalm 82:1 speaks of the “assembly of El,” Psalm 29:1 enjoins “the sons of El” to worship Yahweh, and Psalm 89:6-7 lists Yahweh among El’s divine council.*
      In Psalm 82, we see Yahweh *not at the head of the pantheon, but later asked to assume the job of all gods.* “Yahweh stands in the *divine assembly of El.* Among the divinities, he pronounces judgment… Arise O Yahweh, judge the world; *for You inherit all the nations.”* Genesis 49:24-25 and Numbers 23-24 also view YHWH and El existing as distinct deities. Why would Yahweh have to inherit all the nations if he was the top god and creator of the world and universe? Shouldn't they be his already? This is explained in *"The Most Heiser"* article based on the *majority scholarly consensus.*
      All this ties together to show that Yahweh was originally a lesser god in the Canaanite pantheon who inherited the top position and assimilated both El and Baal and inherited El’s wife as the Israelites transitioned from polytheism to monotheism, before religious reforms "divorced" Yahweh from Asherah as he became the one "true" god. He followed the same pattern of development as other fictional gods in the ANE (Ancient Near East). This is outlined in the article *"The Most Heiser"* based on the *majority scholarly consensus.*
      The two contradictory Genesis accounts make sense now as one version represents the older polytheism with El talking to his pantheon with "Let *us* (gods ((El)ohim)) make man in *our* image". The other Genesis account refers to YHWH/Yahweh and monotheism.

    • @LM-jz9vh
      @LM-jz9vh 3 года назад +3

      *The Canaanite pantheon was conceived as a divine clan, headed by the supreme god El; the gods collectively made up the (El)ohim.* Through the centuries, the pantheon of Canaanite gods evolved, so that El and Asherah were more important in earlier times, while Baal and his consorts came to fore in later years. Some of the deities listed below are mentioned only briefly in the Canaanite texts, while others were important locally or nationally-such as Chemosh-but not throughout the region. Still others, such a Moloch, are known mainly from Hebrew texts
      *Anat* -goddess of war, ever-virgin sister-wife of Baal, honored as a protector, agent of vengeance, and bearer of life
      *Asherah* -early semitic Mother goddess, "Lady of the sea," *consort of El,* also called Athirat, the *mother of 70 gods*
      Astarte-goddess of love and fertility, sometimes the consort of Baal/Hadad
      Baalat or Baalit-the chief deity of Byblos, also identified with Astarte and Aphrodite
      *Ba'al* -meaning "Lord," god of rain, thunder, and fertility, sometimes synonymous with Hadad; also used as a title prefixing the names of local deities
      Baal-Hammon-god of fertility and renewal in the Phoenician colonies of the Western Mediterranean
      *Chemosh* -the national god of Moab, referred to in both Moabite and Hebrew texts
      *Dagon* -god of crop fertility, sometimes identified with Hadad
      *El* -the chief deity, god of the sky, father of many lesser gods and ruler of the divine assembly, *also worshiped by the Israelites*
      *El* *Elyon*-Special title of El as "God *Most High"*
      Eshmun-Phoenician god of healing
      Kathirat-a group of goddesses appearing in the Ugartic texts as divine midwives
      Kothar-full name Kothar-wa-Khasis, the skilled, clever god of craftsmanship and weapon-making
      Lotan-the seven-headed *(sound familiar?)* sea serpent or dragon, the pet of Yam or Yam's alter ego, *related to the biblical Leviathan*
      Melqart-also called Baal-Melkart, the god who is king of the city, the underworld, and the cycle of vegetation in Tyre, *also the patron of the Israelite queens Jezebel and Athaliah*
      *Moloch* -title for the god who is "king," probably identical with Milcom and known mainly from the Hebrew Bible as the deity to whom child sacrifices were offered
      *Mot* -god of the underworld, sterility, death, and the waterless desert
      Nikkal-goddess of fruit and orchards, married to Yarikh
      Qadeshtu-the Holy One, goddess of love, also a title given to Asherah and related to the Egyptian goddess Hathor
      Resheph-God of plague and healing
      *Shalim* and Shachar -twin gods of dusk and dawn
      Shamayim-the god of the sky or the heavens
      *Shemesh* -Mesopotamian god of the sun also worshiped in Canaan, meaning "sun" in Hebrew possibly related to the hero, Samson
      Tanit-Phoenician lunar goddess, worshiped as the patron goddess at Carthage, and sometimes identified with Astarte or Anat
      *Yam* -god of the sea
      Yarikh-god of the moon, *after whom the city of Jericho was named;* Lord of the sickle, provider of nightly dew; married to the goddess Nikkal
      *Yahweh* -The Israelite god, worshiped not only by the Hebrews but *also by eastern Canaanites such as the prophet Balaam (Numbers 22) and the Shashu of Edom*
      *Further, most Israelite cities were named after the gods in El’s assembly.*
      The god *Anat* was honored in the city of Anathoth, the place of origin of the prophet Jeremiah.
      The god *Dagan (Dagon)* in Beth-Dagan.
      The god *El* in Beth-El.
      The god *Shamash (Shemesh)* in Beth-Shamash.
      The god *Shalimu (Shalim)* in Jerusalem.

  • @charlidog2
    @charlidog2 3 года назад +27

    In the buybull, 40 days just means a long while. Like, "give me a minute." That's why it shows up so many times.

    • @Djam-gh5ko
      @Djam-gh5ko 3 года назад +3

      Love the Play on words. Christan's read and belive the buybull of the author's of this book obviously written by men to control those in their spell.

    • @charlidog2
      @charlidog2 3 года назад +3

      @@Djam-gh5ko It calls them sheep. It uses the same tactics as every con artist. "Trust me, even though I provide no evidence. Such trust is virtuous." "We know things everyone else can't understand." "People will make fun of you for these beliefs." That's not a hard prediction to make. Of course they'll be mocked;, those beliefs are ridiculous.

  • @laurajarrell6187
    @laurajarrell6187 3 года назад +94

    Friendly Atheist, Hemant, if you were paid what you are worth for doing this series, you, too could walk back and forth proclaiming your greatness, lol. Loving them!👍🥰💖🤗✌

    • @Asa...S
      @Asa...S 3 года назад +4

      @@jacktang9233 Please, stop spamming. You don´t have to copy&paste that everywhere.

    • @gracewilliams6145
      @gracewilliams6145 2 года назад

      My friend it's not wise to make fun of holy scripture

    • @laurajarrell6187
      @laurajarrell6187 2 года назад

      @@gracewilliams6145 Was your comment to me? And, should I assume, since those who consider a 'sripture' holy, claim those they were raised with, that, this being USA, you mean the modern christian Bible? Not any of the much older hindu scriptures, or greek, roman , sumerian or, well, honestly, just about every culture has had their 'holy' scriptures. The bible we know today, is so very different from the early versions. First Paul created a lot of it, using, of course the Hebrew torah that he grew up with. But, he had to change a lot of the laws, since he wanted to bring in the non jews. Then, later church 'fathers' added to his writings, though using his name, to add that women couldn't have any power in it, contrary to all of pauls' early teachings. So, reading ot now makes it even more contradictory and nonsensical than it was! But, even what we have non, reads like a comedy of errors, as the gods in both the old and new 'testaments' grow and change as you read from cover to cover. Like all other fables. I'm not sure why people revere these books, other than being raised to. Their age? There are others much older. And, archeology, geology, biology and astronomy have all proven all these stories just poorly written mythology. So of course we can laugh at our ancient, silly fears. Especially considering the terrible harm they've done, and continue to do, to our species! 🥰✌

  • @FriendlyAtheist1
    @FriendlyAtheist1  3 года назад +44

    I may not be able to join everyone for the premiere, but thanks for watching, SMASH that like button, and donations are always appreciated :) www.patreon.com/Hemant

    • @orphanblackops4608
      @orphanblackops4608 3 года назад +3

      I smashed it. I now need a new phone. #hailSatan

    • @muhammadzaul4950
      @muhammadzaul4950 3 года назад +2

      Bro, the Quran story is *so* much different, maybe you should also read it and make videos like this but about the Quran

    • @selepeleboela4708
      @selepeleboela4708 3 года назад +3

      Bro. I love your videos. Will most certainly introduce them to my Christians friends. I've done so to some, but I think the more the merrier.

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад

      @Robert Hunt WRONG! He is reading scriptures in the OT and Torah which are derived from Judaism!! The abrahamic religions dude. They originated with Judaism, and then the branched off religions of Christian and Islam were much later manufactured. Hemant is reading Genesis and Exodus for the last year. ALL 3 religions incorporate this. Also, Hemant lives in the US, where there are dozens of Christian variations of religion. So wouldn't you expect that he would discuss more, the problems in the US related to all of the Christian religions and dozens of separated denominations?
      Hemant is a non-theist, the definition being: without belief in ANY gods or goddesses.
      Btw, if you want to hear more critiques of Judaism and Islam specifically, which it sounds like you do, many channels on youtube are dedicated to analyzing the perils of those mythological religions as well. Check it out.

    • @muhammadzaul4950
      @muhammadzaul4950 3 года назад

      But still, the Quran doesn't make small mistakes and history mistakes, the Bible says that the Pharaoh's body is destroyed but the Quran says it is preserved, and that is true, the Pharaoh's body was discovered is the 1800's and it was preserved ( the pharaoh name is Ramesis II )

  • @gerrygillis9572
    @gerrygillis9572 3 года назад +19

    But Moses will still go down in history as the first person to download tablets from the cloud!

  • @tomellis4750
    @tomellis4750 3 года назад +12

    And Moses came down the mountain with the twenty commandments.
    And the people said, " What. Too many. Geteth backeth uppeth the mountain and renegotiate."
    And Moses diddeth as the people commanded.
    And Moses cameth downeth again and said unto the people, " Good news, I've got it down to ten. Bad news, adultery stays."

  • @chaosworrier4468
    @chaosworrier4468 3 года назад +6

    God was the first doctor - take two tablets and see me in the morning... (I'll see myself out)

  • @JeffreyChadwell
    @JeffreyChadwell 3 года назад +45

    Exodus 34: 4-7 -- God outs himself as a malignant narcissist. As if that wasn't already obvious.

    • @destroyingtheworksofthedev9349
      @destroyingtheworksofthedev9349 3 года назад +1

      Yes and you are humanity's perfect example of what is right. The difference between God's anger or jealousy is that is devoid of the emotions we have that skew our judgement. What is the alternative, stare and marvel at creation and pretend there wasn't a creator, you're teeming with logic. People joke about this bible because it makes them analyze themselves, and that is what they fear the most.

    • @nati0598
      @nati0598 2 года назад

      @@destroyingtheworksofthedev9349 Bruh... Anger devoid of emotion? The very thing it IS? What else? Maybe you should start doing what you fear most and start analyzing yourself like you preach...
      We stare and marvel at a reality, not creation. I guess there must be a realiter as well.
      I stare at a computer screen right now. I guess there must be a computer screener too. Oh wait, you're telling me that it's made by a machine controlled by multiple people? And created by multiple people, while invented by different multiple people? Oops. I guess I'm going to believe in the Gods of Olimp now.

    • @destroyingtheworksofthedev9349
      @destroyingtheworksofthedev9349 2 года назад +1

      @@nati0598 SO I have no clue what you're addressing me about. Human anger is emotional, God's is not. Are you saying God is an emotional being and his judgment can be effected by his emotional angry outbursts?

    • @nati0598
      @nati0598 2 года назад

      @@destroyingtheworksofthedev9349 I'm saying such a being doesn't exist, because it's contradictory. Just like you can't have someone who lashes out lovingly, or abuses compassionately.

    • @destroyingtheworksofthedev9349
      @destroyingtheworksofthedev9349 2 года назад

      @@nati0598 You have no basis to even assert that statement. You are only looking at it through your lens and not giving any credence to the one who created you, who designed you. Where does your intelligibility come from to even formulate that thought come from?

  • @johnnehrich9601
    @johnnehrich9601 3 года назад +37

    Yes, let's push these ten. One can obviously see how America's constitution is based on THESE! /s

  • @marienbad2
    @marienbad2 3 года назад +16

    Man, God's laws are so utterly lame, all these ones, the previous chapters of idiocy, and people actually believe this is all historically accurate. Hemant is doing some great work here, exposing the charlatans who wrote this rubbish.

    • @marienbad2
      @marienbad2 3 года назад

      @@jacktang9233 In the video he says "Hemant has devoted his life to making ugly faces to religion" and has some stills of Hemant's face which are hilarious.

  • @kennull3243
    @kennull3243 3 года назад +18

    I find it funny that this al knowing god as no clue that wild yeast is in the air.

  • @karenstarr
    @karenstarr 3 года назад +28

    I laughed out loud when god spoke about how he’s loving and not quick to anger. I think all the Egyptians who lost their first born sons would beg to differ.

    • @MAXMAX-zu8rx
      @MAXMAX-zu8rx 3 года назад +1

      God was slow to anger, Moses said to pharaoh that God excalimed "let my people Go" multiple times. But pharaoh was adamant to let them go so God sent different warnings to pharaoh: Locust, water to blood and frogs. But he still wouldn't let them go. So God unleashed his perfect wrath among pharaoh. An even worse wrath awaits YOU and This youtuber and everyone who supports him! Repent and come to Christ or "prepare for the devil and his angels" Maranatha

    • @DEVILTOM95
      @DEVILTOM95 3 года назад

      @@MAXMAX-zu8rx apart from the fact that it was god hardening his heart to make him not let them go, so that was God just being a dick to flex his plagues.

    • @alexanderofrhodes9622
      @alexanderofrhodes9622 2 года назад +3

      @@MAXMAX-zu8rx
      You forgot the part where God made pharaoh stubborn so he would have an excuse to punish him. The entire situation in Egypt was gods fault

    • @s9persaiyan
      @s9persaiyan Год назад

      @@MAXMAX-zu8rxu forgot god made pharaoh harden his heart
      What a dumb book 😂

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 5 месяцев назад

      Gaslighting

  • @Quvan
    @Quvan 3 года назад +22

    For some reason, I just pictured God as a Kung fu fighter speaking aggressively.

    • @merbst
      @merbst 3 года назад +4

      I usually view God as mentally handicapped child who watches too many gangster movies!

  • @annpoland3330
    @annpoland3330 3 года назад +11

    Wow! God is is now an amalgamation of Joffrey Baratheon, Ramsey Bolton, Tywin Lannister and Walder Frey with a touch of the mad king.

  • @scienceexplains302
    @scienceexplains302 3 года назад +37

    Exodus 34:7 (Yahweh) does not leave the guilty unpunished; he punishes the children and their children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation.
    Contrary to Ezekiel 18:20 “… The child will not share the guilt of the parent…”
    So at least the injustice of Exodus is contradicted by one verse. 😏

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +3

      Wow, I'll add that to my notes.
      Neil DeGrasse Tyson is an astrophysicist that you probably are familiar with. This is him on the Joe Rogan Experience. He is brilliant and ingenious at making science interesting and understandable. ruclips.net/video/vGc4mg5pul4/видео.html

    • @scienceexplains302
      @scienceexplains302 3 года назад +1

      @@jeanine219 Oh yeah, I think I have seen just about every Tyson presentation that has been made public, with the exception of some Star Talk podcast episodes

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +1

      @@scienceexplains302 He use to have a series Cosmos, on National Geographic that I really enjoyed. Did you ever watch the series "Through the Wormhole" with Morgan Freeman. I always enjoyed that. I have so many of all of this recorded on my satellite dvr.

    • @scienceexplains302
      @scienceexplains302 3 года назад

      @@jeanine219 I don’t remember how much I saw of Wormhole when it came out (2010-17), but I am watching episode 1 now.

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +1

      @@scienceexplains302 that’s great! The episodes on the concept of “time” fascinate me the most.
      Brian Greene’s books and topics at “World Science Festival” site are so educational! He wrote a book called “The Fabric of the Cosmos”. Chapters 5 & 6 are amazing at describing time related to Einsteins theory of Relativity... (particularly special relativity) and the space time continuum. Describes how the passage of time is but an illusion relative to the whole block of Spacetime and the arrow of entropy. He talks about how gravity, accelerated motion, and relative motion between great distances ( billions of light years) can yield a HUGE discrepancy in “now” moments of simultaneity between 2 observers in different “ time frames”.
      Amazing perspectives that align with science.

  • @Oldleftiehere
    @Oldleftiehere 3 года назад +14

    It was that “jealous” thing that got my attention early, like when I was 11 years old. As hard as I tried to fit in to a church it refused to take, thank goodness. Religion as it’s currently presenting itself is rather ugly.

    • @TheCount991
      @TheCount991 3 года назад +5

      Exodus 34:14 - God is jealous
      1 John 4:8 - God is love
      1 Corinthians 34:4 - Love is not jealous
      Yup, this makes total sense...

    • @thomasfplm
      @thomasfplm 3 года назад +2

      The Brazilian translations uses zealous, I find funny that the book can be ambiguous enough to have such different translations.

    • @TheCount991
      @TheCount991 3 года назад +1

      @@thomasfplm Seriously? That's not even really synonymous. It just sounds similar.

    • @thomasfplm
      @thomasfplm 3 года назад +2

      @@TheCount991, I know, and in Portuguese they don't even sound or spell similar, jealous is "ciumento" and zealous is "zeloso".

  • @MrLightning20
    @MrLightning20 3 года назад +32

    Ah, the real 10 commandments that are ignored or unknown by so many Christians

    • @yhenry77
      @yhenry77 3 года назад

      *ignored or unknown?* Please tell us why were the 10 commandments were even created?

    • @nati0598
      @nati0598 2 года назад

      @@yhenry77 Did you not watch the video?

    • @yhenry77
      @yhenry77 2 года назад

      @@nati0598 *Did you not watch the video?* God lying? You need re-read Exodus 34:1 "Chisel out two stone tablets like the first ones. I will write on them the *same words* that were on the tablets you smashed."
      So you all, want to insure your eternity with someone can't even read scriptures? Hint: God doesn't lie, but Satan does. ", for he is a liar and the father of lies” - John 8:44

    • @nati0598
      @nati0598 2 года назад +3

      @@yhenry77 So you didn't watch it. Or read the Bible for that matter.
      First of all - God didn't write these, he asked Moses to do it - First Lie.
      They are reiterated next chapter, and they are *not* the same - Second Lie.
      And if you somehow believe that Satan can lie inside scriptures - why are you using the bible to prove God is not a liar, if it can be edited by Satan?
      Also you're quoting bible literally on a series reading bible. It's like mowing a desert.

    • @yhenry77
      @yhenry77 2 года назад

      @@nati0598 *Huh?* 1st Lie? God didn't write these, he asked Moses to do it? OK, again the scripture says: The LORD said to Moses, “Cut for yourself two tablets of stone like the first, and *I will write* on the tablets the words that were on the first tablets, which you broke. - Exodus 34:1
      What did Jesus say about the Ten Commandments? 17 And as he was setting out on his journey, a man ran up and knelt before him and asked him, “Good Teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?” 18 And Jesus said to him, “Why do you call me good? No one is good except God alone. 19 You know the commandments: ‘Do not murder, Do not commit adultery, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Do not defraud, Honor your father and mother.’ ” - Mark 10:17-19
      Please stop, you and the Friendly Atheist are showing ignorance like a pair of red sneakers. I suggest a 101 college course in the Old and New Testament.

  • @todd9624
    @todd9624 3 года назад +3

    Found your channel about 2 weeks ago. Love your vids. Binged your Genesis videos and am now working through Exodus. Keep up the good work.

  • @karsten69
    @karsten69 3 года назад +16

    If it turns out that I'm wrong and god does exist, and I'm judged before him, my question to him would be what his problem with yeast is, I just have to know.

    • @terminusadquem6981
      @terminusadquem6981 3 года назад +3

      Allergies maybe 🤷🤣

    • @yadabub
      @yadabub 3 года назад +2

      It makes bread taste better, and God wants his people to suffer.

    • @Djam-gh5ko
      @Djam-gh5ko 3 года назад +4

      @@terminusadquem6981 Maybe he is jealous of things that rise.

  • @DruncanUK
    @DruncanUK 3 года назад +24

    Why did God's little rant suddenly remind me of the other narcissistic ego-maniac, Donald J Dump? 🤣

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +1

      That's why the evangelicals love BOTH Yaweh and donald tRump so friggin much....you know, god and then demagogue.

    • @benclark4823
      @benclark4823 2 года назад

      Orange man bad 😡

  • @shriggs55
    @shriggs55 3 года назад +12

    I don't know how true it is,but I remember hearing or reading,that one of the signs that a kid or youth might be headed for psychopathy is if they are cruel to animals early on for no other reason than that it gives them pleasure.I wonder if breaking a donkey's neck or boiling a young goat in it's mother's milk would qualify?

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +4

      Definitely, the characters portrayed in these bible narratives characters are sociopathic/psychopathic in their behavior. A literal book of horrors.

  • @selepeleboela4708
    @selepeleboela4708 3 года назад +24

    I can't believe exactly 2 years ago I was a Christian. Now I feel like Adam after eating the fruit. My eyes are opened.

    • @Djam-gh5ko
      @Djam-gh5ko 3 года назад +7

      God wants you to be dumb so you will buy the spell of the buybull. Adam after all ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. Just like Cristian's now days want to teach children their version of history and science.

    • @kevinvorster9777
      @kevinvorster9777 3 года назад +8

      After serving as a musician in the church for years, I gave up the religion because I found that there is no god. Then starting to look at Christianity from an atheistic outsiders point of view. This religion is seriously messed up.

    • @tomellis4750
      @tomellis4750 3 года назад +1

      Welcome to reality.

    • @hagiosp
      @hagiosp Год назад

      @@kevinvorster9777 How is it messed up?

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 5 месяцев назад

      I know, seriously. It's all so stupid. Especially this chapter.

  • @nowandafter3258
    @nowandafter3258 3 года назад +114

    😆 read some verses and you become a Christian, read the entire bible and you become an atheist 🤣

    • @tonyxxdtfamous9581
      @tonyxxdtfamous9581 3 года назад

      I just don’t think so

    • @LM-jz9vh
      @LM-jz9vh 3 года назад +3

      @@tonyxxdtfamous9581 It's pretty much true. The Bible is obvious fiction.

    • @tonyxxdtfamous9581
      @tonyxxdtfamous9581 3 года назад

      I believe that they Bible have mistakes but it’s the inspiration word for god

    • @the_algorithm
      @the_algorithm 3 года назад +7

      @@tonyxxdtfamous9581 So this video inspires you?
      Do not cook a baby goat in it's mother's milk is inspiring?
      Do not worship other gods for I am a Jealous god is inspiring? (Also is that an admission that there are other gods?)

    • @tonyxxdtfamous9581
      @tonyxxdtfamous9581 3 года назад

      @@the_algorithm hold on we should not take the Bible to serious

  • @MaleINTP
    @MaleINTP 3 года назад +15

    "God really is an Indian mother"

  • @katieheys8564
    @katieheys8564 3 года назад +6

    God definitely had a yeast allergy

  • @hitman5782
    @hitman5782 3 года назад +14

    So this god needs one day to create our sun, one day to create an endless amount of other suns, and also one day to write some words on a stone?
    Very strange superpowers.

    • @nomejest5919
      @nomejest5919 3 года назад

      The ‘god of the gaps’ objection is an overused atheist cliché. In popular atheist discourse it is commonly used as an
      indiscriminate intellectual weapon. The assumption of this objection is that science will eventually explain the need for
      God by providing explanations for the currently unexplained phenomena. In the context of the design argument, the ‘god
      of the gaps’ objection carries little weight. Here are four reasons why:
      1. When an atheist puts forward this objection, he or she is essentially claiming that given the scientific data we have
      accumulated thus far, a designer is actually the best explanation for the universe’s design, but there’s still some hope
      that in some unspecified future, scientific progress will refute the design argument. This is nothing short of blind faith in
      science, as it is tantamount to saying, “Science cannot address this issue, but we have hope.”
      2. The atheist’s predicament gets worse once we consider that a key premise of the ‘god of the gaps’ objection is false.
      It holds that science will eventually close the gap in our knowledge. However, science does not always close the gaps;
      it sometimes widens them. A hundred years ago we believed that cells were just blobs of protoplasm. However, since
      the 1950s we have become aware of the vast information-coding system in all cells. This discovery, instead of answering
      our questions, widened the gap in our understanding of how the first cells emerged.
      3. I would like to ask the atheist to consider what questions science has actually answered. Science has shown
      mechanisms within the universe, how everything works and the physical laws involved. However, science has failed to
      provide answers to questions that have deep existential significance. Science has not explained fine-tuning, the
      beginning of the universe the origins of life, nor the nature and emergence of consciousness. Science does not have a
      good track record of answering questions that have profound metaphysical implications.
      4. The atheist assumes that the God explanation is a scientific one. Postulating a cosmic designer is a philosophical (or
      metaphysical) explanation, which aims to explain the finetuning of the universe.
      Notwithstanding, some atheists maintain that the ‘god of the gaps’ objection is an argument from ignorance and not an
      adherence to the position that science will one day fill the gap. They maintain that not knowing how a finely-tuned
      universe was produced is arguing from ignorance. They also argue that the design argument assumes the knowledge
      gap will remain forever. This formulation of the ‘god of the gaps’ objection assumes that behind every gap has (or should
      have) a naturalistic explanation. The design explanation is a metaphysical explanation that best explains our current
      knowledge of the universe’s finely-tuned features. Further, the design explanation can also be considered as an
      inference to the best explanation. Inference to the best explanation is not an argument from ignorance; it is an
      indispensable way of thinking that attempts to coherently explain a set of data and/or background information. The design
      conclusion is the inference to the best explanation given the data we currently have. Instead of indiscriminately using
      the ‘god of the gaps’ objection, the atheist should show why the design explanation is not the best explanation and
      provide a better one for everyone to assess

    • @hitman5782
      @hitman5782 3 года назад +3

      @@nomejest5919 The ‘god of the gaps’ objection is an overused atheist cliché.
      (No, i think it is accurate that every single time when humans have not been able to explain something with science, there have been countless theists screaming "my god did that". Now in the 21 century where we are able to explain pretty much everything with science, the place where gods can exist has become very very tiny. Pretty much only two big unanswered questions remain, the origin of the universe and how exactly the first living cells formed, and given that theists have been wrong in 100% of all the other times they screamed "god did that", i see no reason to think that they might be correctthis time.
      And anyway, "god did that" has no explanatory power, it is basically the same as "magic". And please understand that even if we would know for a fact that some strange divine power created the universe, you would still be at 0% to demonstrate that your god is real.)
      1. When an atheist puts forward this objection, he or she is essentially claiming that given the scientific data we have
      accumulated thus far, a designer is actually the best explanation for the universe’s design
      (Sorry, but what an unreal dumb and unscientific statement. Please understand that our universe is dead and lethal to way over 99.9999999999999999999999999999...%, full of exploding and imploding galaxies, supernovas and black holes, please explain in what way this is evidence for an intelligent creator, and for which of the endless amount of different godclaims this should be evidence? Talos, the god of destruction?)
      scientific progress will refute the design argument.
      (Science is a tool, it deals with stuff you can test, observe and measure. imaginary creatures from the darkage are not part of that. All science has to say about supernatural stuff is that it has never been demonstrated to even be possible, let alone plausible.)
      This discovery, instead of answering
      our questions, widened the gap in our understanding of how the first cells emerged.
      (Dude, it is not my intention to insult you but come on, you live in the 21 century, we know pretty much everything there is to know from 1 cell organisms to what we have today, and all this knowledge is so much more fascinating than fairytales about talking snakes and magic creatures made out of dirt or ribs.)
      Science has not explained...
      (So you prefer a lie instead of the only true answer which is "nobody knows"?
      And in which of the endless amount of gods should atheists now believe? "This universe is only dead and lethal to about 99.99999999999...%, this shows that...(fill in the god you have been brainwashed to accept as real before you reached the age of reason)?! Sorry, does not work for me, i prefer facts. You have some?)

    • @nomejest5919
      @nomejest5919 3 года назад

      @@hitman5782 sorry, but ur only argument was that god is a fairy tale nothing else.

    • @nomejest5919
      @nomejest5919 3 года назад

      @@hitman5782 u cant perceive god. Science has its limits. Be realistic. Dont tell me to be realistic when ur asking for evidence of a supernatural being. Sorry, but that is retarded. God is complex, more complex than science. Science cant disapprove nor approve that god exists. Stop thinking god is a creation. This is ur bad habit.

    • @nomejest5919
      @nomejest5919 3 года назад

      @@hitman5782 no one is brainwashed here.

  • @vegasemerald9657
    @vegasemerald9657 3 года назад +4

    Good luck Hemant Mehta! You got this!

  • @losttribe3001
    @losttribe3001 3 года назад +12

    “Um, God?”
    “Yes”
    “Uh, Ishmael is cooking baby goats in their mother’s milk again..,”
    “What?!? What a goddamn weirdo….Fine. I’ll put it in the new, real 10 commandments…”
    “Thanks, but did you have to take your name in vain?
    “Yeah, but those 10 commandments don’t matter anymore.”

  • @J.L.Media.
    @J.L.Media. 3 года назад +4

    Radiant = glistening with sweat due to being an 80 year old who has just been made to hike up and down a mountain carrying slabs of stone.

    • @J.L.Media.
      @J.L.Media. 3 года назад

      @@harveywabbit9541 cool story

  • @righty-o3585
    @righty-o3585 3 года назад +6

    For the record, a person who consumes zero water and zero food, will not see day 6 of thier new diet. Shit they'd be lucky if they made it half way through day 5.

  • @thomasridley8675
    @thomasridley8675 3 года назад +5

    Moses !.....Moses ! ....
    I am your lord. And you must follow these rules. Rule 1 : Do not look behind the curtain.

  • @rickschofield3131
    @rickschofield3131 3 года назад +4

    I am merciful slow to anger and forgiving- now obey as I wipe out these people who don’t know about me and therefore I must punish them with torture and death. These are my important rules : no yeast if I tell you no yeast, praise me 3 times a year, don’t do the goat milk thing, screw the dont kill rule , Moses was higher than a kite from all the bush burning when he returned to Aaron. The veil is the proof -spread these laws Christians!!

  • @righty-o3585
    @righty-o3585 3 года назад +4

    Whenever the tablets are depicted, they always look like tall grave stones, like the old school kind that stand up. Stone tablets that size would easily weigh 100 pounds EACH . If not more. And Moses walked to the top of a mountain with these things??? Has anybody tested Moses yet? I think he's juicin, because that is a straight world's strongest man event right there.

  • @daddybdpearson1
    @daddybdpearson1 3 года назад +5

    I always thought it was funny that Moses had to go up a mountain, since God is supposed to be every where.

  • @lyrapsi
    @lyrapsi 3 года назад +3

    Also, they had things similar to back packs in those days, wicker for the most part, but yes everyone was always carrying some large sort of thing unless they were of a higher caste. So it's not a stretch he would have hauled stones in a basket up a mountain in search of mushrooms.

  • @AccidentalNinja
    @AccidentalNinja 3 года назад +6

    Now just to ask the next person who insists on the Ten Commandments be in school & government buildings about the Feast of Unleavened Bread.

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +3

      I think I'll make up some billboards with ALL of gods commandments as relayed to moses, and offer to post them in some school and church yards. The patrons would have a FIT, even though it all came directly from the "mouth of their god".

  • @harveyesquire7523
    @harveyesquire7523 3 года назад +3

    Years ago I had a Jewish friend. We use to go to 'All You Can Eat BBQ Joints' a lot. He had no trouble eating sausages & pork ribs BUT the first time I added sour cream to my plate, he got very upset. He had religious objections to eating any dairy product and any meat. After I did some research & pointed out the taboo 'Do not boil a baby goat in it's mother's milk' did not apply eat pork and cow dairy products. This did not convince him. Surprise, surprise.

  • @Mochi-cs9ru
    @Mochi-cs9ru 3 года назад +7

    And for the second course of commandments i give you cooking instructions!

  • @doctabaldhead
    @doctabaldhead 3 года назад +8

    Have any of the other rules been mentioned as much as the yeast rule at at this point? Obviously not including the all-important "Tell God he kicks ass and don't work on the special God day" rules.

  • @lpronovost84
    @lpronovost84 3 года назад +17

    The lord created you to make sense of the Bible. You are the only one telling it as it is 🤣👍❤

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +1

      😂

    • @jackychen8415
      @jackychen8415 3 года назад

      Someone is picking up Friendly Atheist for a fight and he made a video at: ruclips.net/video/Ks8WaG4WLf4/видео.html which is worth watching,

  • @kellydalstok8900
    @kellydalstok8900 3 года назад +5

    God is like the priests that prefer to “talk to” young boys without witnesses.

  • @PBAmygdala2021
    @PBAmygdala2021 3 года назад +4

    I honestly suspect that "The Ten Commandments" is only a big deal to Christians simply because of that movie with Charlie Heston. Childhood memories.

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +3

      Yes, Hollywood reformulated the narrative, centrifuged, sliced and diced it, churning it out to promote a heroic Yahweh and moses. The religious masses loved it, and Hollywood merched it very successfully.

  • @kevinvorster9777
    @kevinvorster9777 3 года назад +4

    We have several problems here. First: Yahweh keeps saying that whoever sees his face will die, but Moses go to see him every time he goes up the mountain.
    Second: he says that he is so compassionate and loving but the very next sentence he says he is a jealous god and those who don't believe in him must be destroyed.
    Third: you can't survive more than three days without water, and three weeks without food.
    Nice try.

  • @oliviawilliams6204
    @oliviawilliams6204 3 года назад +4

    If his face is that radiant, i might worry he had radiation poisoning

  • @joebowman5564
    @joebowman5564 3 года назад +7

    I dont get the whole yeast thing? Brewers yeast is full of B- vitamins and is good for ya, Im confusion.

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster 3 года назад +5

    Even a child could come up with better commandments than that

  • @PBAmygdala2021
    @PBAmygdala2021 3 года назад +4

    Secret meeting alone...
    Moses has a flushed face and hides behind a veil...
    Boy got high AF

  • @werewolfantipaladin
    @werewolfantipaladin 3 года назад +12

    What is the deal with this yeast obsession?

    • @johnnehrich9601
      @johnnehrich9601 3 года назад +2

      Wonder if baking powder would be okay?

    • @daffodilunderhill7066
      @daffodilunderhill7066 3 года назад

      I think it is to remind the people of the Exodus when then had to bake unleavened bread to flee Egypt. No time to wait for yeast to rise. ?

    • @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
      @Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr 5 месяцев назад

      To remind the Israelites how they fled really fast when he freed them as slaves, they fled so fast they didn't have time to have yeast. That's the real reason.

  • @lth9282
    @lth9282 2 года назад +1

    9:30 This implies that a conversation like this happened at some point:
    "Wow, this meat is good! How'd you make it?"
    "I cooked a goat while it was drowning in it's mother's milk."
    "Excuse me, what-"

  • @sgt.duke.mc_50
    @sgt.duke.mc_50 3 года назад +3

    Hemant does make reading (er following along with) the Bible a much more pleasant experience. I vote with him, let's put this version of the ten commandments in the schools, in front of the courthouses, on billboards, every vacant lot in America, wherever two or more gather, as it is written, so shall it be done!!

  • @ImAlwaysHere1
    @ImAlwaysHere1 3 года назад +10

    You could put these new commandments up and it would not make anyone turn atheist. Christians find new mental gymnastics to rationalize anything put before them.

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +3

      I agree. They would still want their sky daddy following them around, immortality in a pleasure paradise, and eternal punishment for the "unbelievers" So yes, let the mental gymnastics commence.

  • @reversefulfillment9189
    @reversefulfillment9189 3 года назад +3

    Lord Krishna finds this amusing. Plays His bamboo flute and meditated on a comfy blanket. Hard Krishna Om!

  • @rcblazer
    @rcblazer 3 года назад +14

    At last, my favorite argument against putting up the Ten Commandments on government buildings. People who want that have not read all the way through Exodus to learn that these are the actual Ten Commandments of the Bible. Here's the full list for fun!
    1: God is jealous.
    2: No idols.
    3: No Yeast!
    4: God gets all the firstborn, including the animals.
    5: Take a day off. Use it to kiss God's ass.
    6: Happy New Year!
    7: Visit God in Israel 3 times a year. (We're ALL going to Hell for this one! XD)
    8: Seriously, no Yeast!
    9: Give God goodies!
    10: Don't cook a goat in its mother's milk. (SERIOUSLY?! PFT HAHAHAHAHA!)

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +4

      Ha Ha ,,,,that was great summary.

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад

      @NonCoinCollector That is a great idea to print up an Exodus summary. Just curious if you did one for Genesis?

  • @IT_217
    @IT_217 3 года назад +7

    Something I've been pondering recently regarding worship of idols, if Adam was clay shaped in the image of God wouldn't that make him an idol? Would that then mean Satan was right to not bow in worship of Adam?

  • @scienceexplains302
    @scienceexplains302 3 года назад +7

    Exodus 34
    :4 Second set of tablets
    :11 Yahweh will kill or make homeless 6 nations as his part of the deal
    :26 Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk
    :28 The above (not all listed here) are the “ten words/commandments”

  • @purplekitten6637
    @purplekitten6637 3 года назад +2

    Wow, I had no idea this was actually the final version of the commandments. You learn something new everyday.

  • @kendee4421
    @kendee4421 3 года назад +2

    Joseph Smith definitely read this and realised the con trick had worked for thousands of years and devised his own version of it. And it worked!

  • @AgentFirestalker
    @AgentFirestalker 3 года назад +8

    Two things. First, shout-out to Moses for being able to chisel out two stone tablets using likely homemade tools, and doing so in maybe a day or two. That's skill. Second, is Yeast God's Kryptonite?

  • @wtf1185
    @wtf1185 3 года назад +2

    That's exactly what I thought when I read this chapter. "Wait, those other commandments that everyone talks about aren't the real ones?" This puts a real kink in the belief that our laws are based on the ten commandments. 🙄😕

  • @fenman1954
    @fenman1954 3 года назад +8

    How come this God guy wants to hide away so much what has he got to hide.

  • @Ozone280
    @Ozone280 3 года назад +2

    He got everything that was wrong with exodus 34 into one 14 minute video - impressive.

  • @eddiethatvoguy7901
    @eddiethatvoguy7901 3 года назад +2

    Thanks for this! I was wondering where in the Bible the real ten commandments were. Google search didn't help, but you did. Thanks again

  • @AdmiralBison
    @AdmiralBison 3 года назад +3

    I think popular culture is partly to blame, for only highlighting the "incredible" parts of Bible when presenting it to general society, while persistently glossing over and ignoring many of the horrible and stupid verses of the Bible.
    Which is why I think MANY Christians were offended when a man actually posted bigoted, mysoginistic verses of the Bible and Christians are often "surprised" the Bible endorses slavery.

  • @dragowolfraven3806
    @dragowolfraven3806 3 года назад +5

    Ah the Ten Commandments.Only 3 of the ten deal with human beings. The rest are there to stroke God's fragile ego especially the first one😂

  • @suelingsusu1339
    @suelingsusu1339 3 года назад +10

    Even the old 10 commandments.... they too would turn kids into atheists so quickly... if they put the required punishment right next to each one.... especially if parents used the "though shalt not covet" one whenever they coveted a new XBox or video game because their friends had one.... or an iPhone or Nike because the cool kids had one.

    • @jackychen8415
      @jackychen8415 3 года назад +1

      Someone is picking up Friendly Atheist for a fight and he made a video at: ruclips.net/video/Ks8WaG4WLf4/видео.html which is worth watching,

    • @suelingsusu1339
      @suelingsusu1339 3 года назад +1

      @@jackychen8415 .... I saw it.... abysmal twaddle.... as usual.... I am starting to wonder if there will ever be an apologist with even the slightest of logic.

    • @sgt.duke.mc_50
      @sgt.duke.mc_50 3 года назад +1

      Or in my day--a new Buick (yup-a boomer)

  • @satanofficial3902
    @satanofficial3902 3 года назад +3

    Just as well as to not boil a baby goat in it's mother's milk, i suppose, as goat milk is awful.
    Except to a baby goat, of course.

    • @jack3708
      @jack3708 3 года назад

      Someone is picking up Friendly Atheist for a fight and he made a video at: ruclips.net/video/Ks8WaG4WLf4/видео.html which is worth watching,

  • @kai_plays_khomus
    @kai_plays_khomus 3 года назад +2

    Congratiulations for 70.000 subscribers! 🥳

    • @jack3708
      @jack3708 3 года назад

      Someone is picking up Friendly Atheist for a fight and he made a video at: ruclips.net/video/Ks8WaG4WLf4/видео.html which is worth watching,

  • @captainpolar2343
    @captainpolar2343 2 года назад +1

    The 10 Commandments:
    1. (11-14): Listen to me, and don't worship other gods
    2. (15-16): Don't marry outside your affiliated group
    3. (17): No idols (I mean it!)
    4. (18): Festival of Unleavened Bread (so... passover?)
    5. (19-20): First offspring is mine, also don't be empty handed in my presence
    6. (21): Sabbath Day
    7. (22-24): More festivals, also you have to come before me 3 times
    8. (25): No yeast, also no passover sacrifice can be left after morning
    9. (26): Best firstfruits
    10. (also 26): No goat's milk to cook a goat

  • @dorememe8548
    @dorememe8548 3 года назад +2

    34:4-7 almost sounds like two books of the Bible being stacked against each other to show contradictions. It’s just contradicting verses back to back.

  • @quacks2much
    @quacks2much 3 года назад +3

    Hey, my main man, Moses can do anything. If he can turn a staff into a real live snake, why can't god give him superman like strength to carry 200 pound stone tablets up a mountain. Further, if Moses ate a lot of cheese, it is easy to bind up the mountain.
    Thanks to god, we have a 6 day work-week, when a 4 day work-week is more reasonable. If god hadn't taken so many interim breaks throughout the day, it would have taken only took 5 days to create earth, then we could have a four day work-week, and rest every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

  • @jeanine219
    @jeanine219 3 года назад +2

    I watched this again. FA is extraordinarily good at this. His dry humor and wit are SO funny😂 ......while consistently remaining SO polite, but impactful!

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +1

      @@harveywabbit9541 When you can expertly and effectively implement humor and ask pertinent rhetorical questions instead...but that is a gift that he has.

  • @templargfx
    @templargfx 3 года назад +1

    Man do I love this series! Thanks again for making these

  • @southernkiwi8720
    @southernkiwi8720 3 года назад +6

    I may be wrong but I believe there are 139 commandments, one of them being no tattoos. I so enjoy these videos, it makes me really LOL sometimes, well done.

    • @southernkiwi8720
      @southernkiwi8720 3 года назад +3

      @@jack3708 Watched about half of it, straight away the pics he used to denigrate the friendly atheist really demonstrates that he is not a nice christian at all and knows his argument is weak because he won't address all 25 reasons if he was there to defend his faith a true believer would.

  • @GaryFerrao
    @GaryFerrao 3 года назад +3

    Happy Sun Day everyone!~

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад

      Happy Sun Day to you Gary!

  • @lyrapsi
    @lyrapsi 3 года назад +2

    I have to add that as another god trait, lies through his teeth.

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад +4

    I had no idea Judaism also had the "well, I'll do it again, but it won't be the same" moment that Mormonism had.

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад +2

      @@harveywabbit9541
      🙄 Don't pretend to be an etymologist, troll. Why do you waste your time on this channel?

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 3 года назад +2

      @@jacktang9233
      Spammer

  • @LegendOfKitty
    @LegendOfKitty 3 года назад +1

    I just realized something. God is guilty of committing 5 out of the 7 deadly sins. Pride obviously, Greed for all that gold. Envy for being a "jealous God", Gluttony for those sacrifices, Wrath for the countless people he's killed.

  • @jessewilley531
    @jessewilley531 3 года назад +4

    Moses took the elevator.

  • @tompettyfan80
    @tompettyfan80 3 года назад +2

    As if moses has the power to stop the herds and flocks from passing in front of the mountain. I thought God was the head honcho??

  • @brothergrief9531
    @brothergrief9531 3 года назад +9

    Is it me, or does everything God says sound like something a child would say?

  • @MG-ot2yr
    @MG-ot2yr 3 года назад +10

    Your BS meter goes up with the stipulation that Moses goes alone lol

  • @deltaarena2447
    @deltaarena2447 3 года назад +1

    I mean, you can't be a supervillain without the presentation, that's why you gotta have the monologue.

    • @jack3708
      @jack3708 3 года назад

      Someone is picking up Friendly Atheist for a fight and he made a video at: ruclips.net/video/Ks8WaG4WLf4/видео.html which is worth watching,

  • @blksmagma
    @blksmagma 3 года назад +2

    About that "redeem your firstborn son" bit:
    There's a very strong case to be made that they indeed initially were sacrificing their firstborn sons.
    In later parts of the texts, you will see that it says that if a *person* is dedicated for destruction/sacrifice, they are not allowed to be redeemed. This was in conjunction with laws about gifts to the temple which included donkeys. Which can be redeemed or have it's neck broken. Sound familiar?
    In Numbers, 32 virgin girls were sent to the temple along with other animals that were used for sacrifice. They were sent to Yahweh on command by Yahweh (or so Moses said anyway).
    And then in Ezekiel, God admits:
    KJV Ezekiel 20:26
    26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the LORD.
    This means he, at some point, ABSOLUTELY commanded child sacrifice. Despite other texts saying that he totally didn't.
    All of this is to say that, the religion of the Ancient Israelites were very much alike their neighbors until monotheism got popular and a lot of changes were made.
    Lines were added here and there to try and smooth over the different traditions that they mixed together to form their identity.

  • @dj_tika
    @dj_tika 3 года назад +6

    I am a horrible evil God, but fear me the right way and we'll call that love and do psychotic stuff in my name and I'll let you into heaven

    • @kellydalstok8900
      @kellydalstok8900 3 года назад +3

      That’s what normal people call gaslighting and an abusive relationship

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +2

      Good way to sum it all up!!

  • @Onganana
    @Onganana 3 года назад +2

    God...lies as much as humans who become his fans speak, type, and proselytize.

  • @evesummerill-neel335
    @evesummerill-neel335 3 года назад +3

    I absolutely love your commentary, and your reading of the Bible! I hurt myself laughing!! 🤣🤣Thank you!

  • @finngswan3732
    @finngswan3732 3 года назад +2

    God: Classic Narcissist - Claims to be compassionate and do no wrong and wants all the attention. Meanwhile, treating you like shit and doing anything to ruin whatever makes you happy.

  • @fenman1954
    @fenman1954 3 года назад +6

    What's he got against yeast , glad I'm an atheist.

    • @jacktang9233
      @jacktang9233 3 года назад

      Someone is picking up Friendly Atheist for a fight and he made a video at: ruclips.net/video/Ks8WaG4WLf4/видео.html which is worth watching,

  • @everyenc3058
    @everyenc3058 3 года назад +4

    I noticed “Asherah” in the text.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 3 года назад +2

      Yahweh apparently had a messy divorce.

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад

      ​@@harveywabbit9541 Harvey, I think you "nailed" it on this one. It all comes down to the male homosapien preoccupation with their holy and sacred penis (especially the foreskin part in the case of the bible version) 😂

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад +2

      @@harveywabbit9541 You mean moses' wife zipporah?

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад

      @@harveywabbit9541 I just love you!! You always make me smile.

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 года назад

      @@harveywabbit9541 Speaking of migratory birds, I had 4 hummingbirds in my backyard this summer (1 pair ruby throated). As of yesterday I saw only one come to the feeder. Probably the others have left on their migration south. I expect this little one to leave any time as well. I found these interesting factoids.
      "Some hummingbirds travel over 2,000 miles twice a year. They winter in Central America or Mexico and migrate north to their breeding grounds in the U.S. during late winter and early spring. Hummingbirds will typically gain 25-40 percent of their body weight before they start migration in order to make their trip. They generally fly alone, often on the same path they’ve flown earlier in their life.
      Hummingbirds fly by day when sources of nectar are the most abundant. They also fly low, which allows the birds to see, and stop at, food supplies along the way. Research indicates a hummingbird can travel as much as 23 miles in one day.
      Not only do hummingbirds move from place to place quickly, but their body parts also move rather fast as well. A hummingbird's heart beats from 225 times per minute when it’s at rest and more than 1,200 times per minute when it is flying. Its wings beat about 70 times per second in regular flight and more than 200 times per second while diving."

  • @tealx2014
    @tealx2014 3 года назад +2

    I pray! Make this, make sense!!!

  • @defenestratefalsehoods
    @defenestratefalsehoods 3 года назад +2

    And people believe Moses didn't eat or drink for 40 days in the desert. I dont think so. He would have died before day 7

    • @defenestratefalsehoods
      @defenestratefalsehoods 3 года назад

      @@harveywabbit9541 when its proven that millions of people lived in the desert for 40 years and there was a mass exodus out of Egypt then i will believe it.

  • @allenherinckx4474
    @allenherinckx4474 2 года назад

    I feel that a goat "in it's mother's milk" is simply one that has not yet weaned. I do my best to fully stay away from goats just to be sure.

  • @RikuMasamune
    @RikuMasamune 3 года назад +2

    Moses must be very swole to do this. A buff 120 year old grandpa like-guy.

  • @petmur2451
    @petmur2451 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant exposition