@@eknaap8800 I've concluded the leased 3-Series is the vehicle of choice for the fake-it-till-you-make-it, negative net worth crowd, regardless of race. It's always seemed to me that the 7-Series is the domain of obese, old, upper class white males but obviously mileage may vary by locale (pun probably intended).
Fools. Everyone east of Berlin knows that you only buy a 3-series when it's at least 10 years old. Then you can buy it on the cheap. And again, when it comes back from the shop. But when it's not at the shop, you're driving a BMW!
E Knaap To bad it’s a German car which is a Country full of Whites, would of been better just too say Broke Mans Wallet! But nah y’all love to bring races into every fucking thing, what’s new! Life amongst white who seem not know how to talk about nothing but other ppls skin color all the time.
The Yellow Cursor yeah I can see that, but you’d be surprised of how ignorant people could be lol maybe it could be like a 1 day experiment or something?
You can literally see the moment she starts questioning her decision to go with Mr. Sparkles the moment they arrive and she clues in on the fact he is too cheap to pay for parking.
Lady friend : " Well Mr.Sparkles , where's the ride you were bragging about ?." Mr.Sparkles: " Well, well........No!!, ...Come back here !!!!". The date was ruined.
Loved the car alarm reference. In the UK there was a survey on whether people would call the police when they heard a car alarm. Of the people who said yes, rather than reporting the car broken into or stolen, overwhelmingly people said they would call to complain about the noise of the alarm.
Outstanding, one of your best! A seemingly simple story of a boy, a girl, a car, and one Very Special Shirt, but the artistic possibilities of the quotidian are your metier and what we get is so much more. Pathos, sure, but also the human striving for self expression, the jouissance and ludic excess elicited by one stray scooter, the cold finger of consumer society on the scale of love and attraction, the sinister mask of authority and law...it’s all here, the human pageant in microcosm. An artistic triumph that packs a gently sobering punch, inviting us to question the stability of the given and the possibility of true human connection. 10/10. Would buy again.
It’s a deliberately hyperbolic bit of silliness, guys. Sort of parodying over-inflated art critique. Check out John Cleese’s ‘Gavin Millarrrr’ sketch for the definitive example. ;)
I got out my dictionary and thesaursus and it was so well worth the time and effort to translate your commentary. A bit of literary insouciance is always appreciated but you, sir, have taken it to an unbeatable level, John Cleese, or not.
The scooter was the most incredible part of this video. I love how everyone just wanted to play with it and not steal it or smash it. Even the guy that kicked it over did it to be funny and didn’t go out of his way to smash it more. That’s hilarious
Wearing such a glamorous shirt with a pair of broke ass jeans. I guess that's the kind of person you get that parks in front of tow away signs. The scooter part at the end was hilarious!
@Charles T Like all fashion, it's retarded crap made up by trust fund babies with way too much time, money and social influence on their hands. (Plus, massive waste of perfectly good fabric.)
@Charles T , "fashion statement " but what the hell is the statement.? I have seen some girls wearing jeans that looks like they have been through a shredder,. What's it all about Alfie.?
Love the disco-ish beat 😂 Edit: If that was a first date, he's so out of luck lol. Edit2: I felt sad for the lonely, abused, abandoned scooter 😢, not Mr Sparkles
So much entertainment value in this video, the sparkly shirt along with the music. Tow driver contributing to your video upped the hilarity. The scooter scenario, perfect finale. Keep up the amazing work you put into this for us. Oh, for your merch. Would be awesome to have some Scooter styles for the apparel.
I was in tears laughing at the sound effects of this particular video. Love your work sir. I live in Coppell and it amuses and terrifies me that there are so many people close to me who suffer from logic deficiencies.
Or perhaps some have been recognized on camera by those who parked there when they weren't supposed to and got harassed. I am hoping it was just for fun though.
Top 5 worst feelings: Getting cheated on Loved one or friend dying Dropping food or drink The feeling you’re about to vomit *Your car disappearing from where you last left it*
If he would have set his electronic parking brake it would have sent #drumbeats packing! Seen it twice before. Only car's that has punked #drumbeats multiple times have been the 7 series. Third time is a charm, or 1 out of 3 BMW 7 series owner's are dumb and don't know this. When set they can't drag it, so they require a flatbed truck to tow them. As a 7 series owner I took pride in 7 series stumping #drumbeats, but this fool just dropped the ball.
This had better plot and (scooter) subplot than most Hollywood movies these days. I also applaud the sound designer. Wonderful work. I laughed, I cried, it changed my life. Thank you GTOger.
Your sound affects and commentary are in lengendary status nowadays. The cowboys farting, the jetsons sounds, simpsons hah hah moment. I die laughing everytime.
Holly Shiiite! That was phuqung awesome. Like something out of Aesop"s Fables! Multiple stories and themes in this fantastic clip!!! I needed a good laugh after my day! Thanx guys!!!
Something about the car being drug off , lights flashing horn blowing. Cave man style. Saturday Night Fever called, they DO NOT want that shirt back. Nelson's HA HA.... Perfect.
What's a Liberace? You know Thomas that you are showing your age :) But you're right, we used to watch him on our black and white TV, the one with the rabbet ears LOL.
@@JP-st2mk The good old days. Really old. I remember watching Captain Midnight and ordered his space gun that you filled up with powder or flour. It did not end well for me. I shot the bad guys on one show and turned our black and white tv to all white. Those were the days when fathers had razor strops, like a big fat leather belt to sharpen straight razors and use on the behinds of disobedient sons. And the days when men did not cry. Even young sons.
Gotta be honest: I wouldn't expect a guy in a shirt like that to have, shall we say, much interest in the ladies. Not that there is anything wrong with that...
Twinkle, twinkle little star - how I wonder: where's my car?
would have been perfect, if it was a mercedes XD
Left it in this parking lot
Where, now, it is not
I'll come back, look here and there
I won't find it anywhere.
Up above the world so high,
Like a tow truck in the sky ....... # Drumbeats
BRUUUHH hahaha
Please don't EVER stop using those scooter sound effects. And the Nelson laugh.
Awesome picture lol
Love the scooter sound effects!!
The scooters should do it in real life too.
Chris B...those Scooter Sounds are from a Old Cartoon called THE JETSONS..the sound is from the space ship vehicles
Mr. Sparkles is NOT impressing the future Mrs. Sparkles
The Nelson laugh after the scooter got kicked down got me laughing. Ha Ha !
Me too 😂
I was going to say exactly this! I'm glad I checked out comments first- I don't like copying other comments.... Kudos to you! 🙂👍
I thoroughly enjoyed that too. Gave me a good laugh! Thank you for that one!
That guy actually saw that shirt, bought it, decided that night to wear it, looked in the mirror with it on, and still went out wearing it.
So, you're saying every decision he made after that isn't a shocker, amirite? haha
Blew all his money on the shirt, couldn't afford jeans.
Then he parked in a tow away parking spot.
So the shirt set a precedence of things to come.
”A day in the life of a rental scooter” is a show that I might actually watch
I like The Jetsons music when they drive by.
i love that idea.
You know those scooters get nervous as shit any time someone parks one next to an esplanade.
Sounds like a reality show I'm surprised hasn't started yet
Right? LOLOL
The rainbow sparkle effects are hilarious and the Nelson laugh was perfect lol. Love it!!
She's probably thinking that he came there on that scooter.
And now he's trying to play it off like he owns a BMW. Lol
LOL 😂 YESSSSSS
@@Meela234 He's really calling his butler to go retrieve his Beemer
"The Ultimate Depreciation Machine"..... this CPA salutes you!
BMW: Black Man's Wheels.
@@eknaap8800 I've concluded the leased 3-Series is the vehicle of choice for the fake-it-till-you-make-it, negative net worth crowd, regardless of race. It's always seemed to me that the 7-Series is the domain of obese, old, upper class white males but obviously mileage may vary by locale (pun probably intended).
@@robertslydell6990 : You're probably right.
Fools. Everyone east of Berlin knows that you only buy a 3-series when it's at least 10 years old. Then you can buy it on the cheap. And again, when it comes back from the shop. But when it's not at the shop, you're driving a BMW!
E Knaap To bad it’s a German car which is a Country full of Whites, would of been better just too say Broke Mans Wallet! But nah y’all love to bring races into every fucking thing, what’s new! Life amongst white who seem not know how to talk about nothing but other ppls skin color all the time.
You should have a big sign that says “Total cars towed: (insert total)” and see if ppl still choose to park 🌝
xbirdie with flip tabs to keep changing the number
TinCanSailor261 omg omg OMG that would be perfect!!!!!! 😳😵
Then he'd have less footage for videos that make him money from the views. Not a great significant income mind you, but it's the principle.
The Yellow Cursor yeah I can see that, but you’d be surprised of how ignorant people could be lol maybe it could be like a 1 day experiment or something?
Bad for business, unless people really ARE stupid and still park 💀
She won't even look at him, because she knows he's going to ask her for money to get his car back.
As she has bowed legs, her horse must be waiting in the back street so thats why she seems to not care at all!!
The look on her face! I had to listen to him talk about his BMW for 45 minutes, I knew he didn’t have a BMW. 😒
...just a ratty ol' renta-scoot.
His Break My Wallet could not take her to his bedroom. Dang!
Lol
He spent most of his IQ points on that shirt.
When your armor gives you +2 Charisma and -2 Intelligence.
firsttpt it's not the clothes that causes the low IQ...
Hold down guys, don't judge by cover. He just took his chance and lost it. It was 50/50. Nothing to do with his IQ.
@@BOLOYOO the fact that he parked there...even read the signs....then made that choice shows a sub par IQ.
Dungeon Master: "Is this..is this actually your starting equipment and stat sheet? Really?"
#DrumbeatstheDnDGame
That shirt is found in two places, dancing competitions and stage magicians.
Yup, when I saw the rainbow sparkle effects for the shirt, I thought "wow, that's really appropriate", but then he turns up with a chick.
Or is she???
Not a garment normally worn with ripped jeans and sneakers. His whole ensemble looks like the result of a trip to T.J. Maxx.
I'm going to go with magician - made the car and girlfriend disappear without even trying.
@Dan W 😎😎😎😎
AND.. you forgot the last one...
Under the tires of my car when I made the decision to not die and use that shirt as traction in 4' of snow.
You can literally see the moment she starts questioning her decision to go with Mr. Sparkles the moment they arrive and she clues in on the fact he is too cheap to pay for parking.
... and can he read?
Correct, she was wasting her time.
Her conclusion. . . the scooter is his.
This editing is a masterpiece
Lady friend : " Well Mr.Sparkles , where's the ride you were bragging about ?."
Mr.Sparkles: " Well, well........No!!, ...Come back here !!!!".
The date was ruined.
Car headlights can't miss this guy at night. Simply blinding.
That tow truck driver looks like he is related to Ronald Reagan!
it was Ronald, he never died.
He doesn't want to be internet famous and kept his Halloween mask in the cab!
Halloween.
@@TheRetirednavy92 He lives near Elvis now.
@@TheRetirednavy92 Oh, how i wish this was true.
You never realize how much weird shit happens on a daily bases until you record daily.
^TRUTH!
Yep, you get a real appreciation for the general level of stupidity out there, and all the weird stuff that comes with it.
Your videos are LITERALLY A STUDY OF HUMAN behavior. I Love it.
That shirt deserves one of those 'seizure trigger' warnings!
"The ultimate depreciation machine"
" 740i V6 engine"
He probably refers to it as a 70k car
Breaking
My
Wallet
@@evangelist6277 Yep, he bought the car .... and well, someone sold him that sparkly shirt too ; )
Wow, stares at the signs, eyes move like he's reading the signs. Still decides to park.
You can't fix stupid.
Probably trying to figure out.. where night time and or right then FITS in with NO PARKING ANYTIME!
Don't forget, he kept looking back as if he wasn't sure if he should park there!
Your IQ drops dramatically with a shirt like that 🤷🏻♂️
These people just don’t give a F.
Loved the car alarm reference. In the UK there was a survey on whether people would call the police when they heard a car alarm. Of the people who said yes, rather than reporting the car broken into or stolen, overwhelmingly people said they would call to complain about the noise of the alarm.
Outstanding, one of your best! A seemingly simple story of a boy, a girl, a car, and one Very Special Shirt, but the artistic possibilities of the quotidian are your metier and what we get is so much more.
Pathos, sure, but also the human striving for self expression, the jouissance and ludic excess elicited by one stray scooter, the cold finger of consumer society on the scale of love and attraction, the sinister mask of authority and law...it’s all here, the human pageant in microcosm. An artistic triumph that packs a gently sobering punch, inviting us to question the stability of the given and the possibility of true human connection. 10/10. Would buy again.
You put a lot of thought into your RUclips, don't you? I like it!
Did I watch the same video? A guy parked a car, it got towed, he and his lady walked away. A scooter was parked and ridden.
It’s a deliberately hyperbolic bit of silliness, guys. Sort of parodying over-inflated art critique. Check out John Cleese’s ‘Gavin Millarrrr’ sketch for the definitive example. ;)
Which I appreciated fully! I decided to reply in the form of sub context deprived literalist!
I got out my dictionary and thesaursus and it was so well worth the time and effort to translate your commentary. A bit of literary insouciance is always appreciated but you, sir, have taken it to an unbeatable level, John Cleese, or not.
I love the futuristic sound of the scooters lmao cracks me up every time.
It's what Mr Spock would be riding
The scooter was the most incredible part of this video. I love how everyone just wanted to play with it and not steal it or smash it. Even the guy that kicked it over did it to be funny and didn’t go out of his way to smash it more. That’s hilarious
I'm pretty sure they were trying to steal it but the brakes are on util you unlock it with the app, so they gave up
I would think this might be a good scooter spot. Scooter, plus map to impound yards.
@@veralenora7368 You just thought of your next business venture
Life isn't easy for this scooter. She's like the town bicycle.
Everyone's had a ride.
Amiright??!?!
Rhyno186 ahahaha
Or as SEAN CONNERY on Jeopardy would say...
LIKE YOUR MOTHER TREBEK!!!
She's been around the block a few times, huh? 🤣
Like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn
love the sound effects they crack me up..
Wearing such a glamorous shirt with a pair of broke ass jeans. I guess that's the kind of person you get that parks in front of tow away signs. The scooter part at the end was hilarious!
He spent his mortgage on the car and the shirt. Had no money for a pair of decent pants. Or socks.
@Charles T
Like all fashion, it's retarded crap made up by trust fund babies with way too much time, money and social influence on their hands. (Plus, massive waste of perfectly good fabric.)
@Charles T , "fashion statement " but what the hell is the statement.? I have seen some girls wearing jeans that looks like they have been through a shredder,. What's it all about Alfie.?
That shirt was ugly to me!!
Dinner-fork tongue Crap fashion followed by morons who want to be cool.
I love how it is entirely natural the world over for a BMW driver to take two parking spaces to protect their bodywork from door damage!
Scooters AND drumbeats - another great video! 👏👏👏
Must have been one heck of an explanation. “You said you had a car!”
“I do but I parked next a bunch of no parking signs and now my car is gone.”
"... and I have NO idea why!"
Love the disco-ish beat 😂
Edit: If that was a first date, he's so out of luck lol.
Edit2: I felt sad for the lonely, abused, abandoned scooter 😢, not Mr Sparkles
💯 Tinder. He might have still gotten lucky...standards are very low
Agree .... He looks like he came right out of Disco club
The woman is the lucky one. Men are the prize, not the women.
Robert Green 😂
And he brought a couple of condoms too.
The lady Friend," yea a BMW, I heard that line before"
She didn't realized you can get any "luxury" car for cheap after a few years.
@@MGCoin333
Lease... lease... lease
Lie like a rug.
So much entertainment value in this video, the sparkly shirt along with the music. Tow driver contributing to your video upped the hilarity. The scooter scenario, perfect finale. Keep up the amazing work you put into this for us. Oh, for your merch. Would be awesome to have some Scooter styles for the apparel.
I was in tears laughing at the sound effects of this particular video. Love your work sir. I live in Coppell and it amuses and terrifies me that there are so many people close to me who suffer from logic deficiencies.
With that shirt he looks like he's going to an audition for dancing with the stars
Or an ice skater
Literally dancing with stars
The car: help me owner, I'm being kidnapped.
Owner:🌠✨🎇✨✨
Those poor Scooters, they see some abuse don't they. :(
Well, a prime example why our cities are littered with broken scooters, i think.
"haha" and scooter sounds get me every time. Thanks for the entertainment
Just the Sound Effects alone , gives me a big smile on my face !!! LOVE IT !
Great video, really appreciate the work you put into them. Thanks for sharing and making Friday just that little bit better.
Thank YOU for watching!
Forget about being towed, worry that the sunroof's not completely closed.
Technicality: it's a moon-roof.
@@andhisband : (only at night) Lol!
@@nommadd5758 I've seen the moon during the day.
Love the sparkle animations!
The scooter effects are hilarious. Then you add the bully from the Simpson's laugh... Genius! Sheer Genius
Was that Ronald Regan towing the car away? LOL!!!
I love the squeaky, farty sound effects when they adjust their clothes 😂 😂
I love how even the drivers are getting in on the action lol
Or perhaps some have been recognized on camera by those who parked there when they weren't supposed to and got harassed. I am hoping it was just for fun though.
@@collectingonthecheap56353 tow truck drivers? they get harassed all the time, it was just for fun, probably happened on Halloween night.
@@Omar-em7rl I don't disagree.
The music and sound effects are awesome! Keep the videos coming!
Top 5 worst feelings:
Getting cheated on
Loved one or friend dying
Dropping food or drink
The feeling you’re about to vomit
*Your car disappearing from where you last left it*
Love the sparkly shirt, ghost tow, & scooter story. It has all the magic a movie needs. 😎
I really hate when people lean on someone else's car. I don't really now why, but I do.
Gotta figure out how to charge the car with a really high static charge so it will give him a poke in the butt when he leans against it.
I agree. It is very disrespectful of someone else's property.
Me, too.
tow driver wearing Reagan mask ?
That's what it looked like to me.
That's exactly what I thought. Maybe he doesn't want to be recognized on RUclips?
@@derynicat perils of the job
Halloween, probably.
It was a dead person's face.
she got all dressed up so nice to go home with someone with ripped jeans? Is there a guy shortage in TX?
It wasn't the pants. *IT WAS THE SHIRT!!*
yep, I got married. HAHAHA
@@TheRetirednavy92 joke's on you.
@@TheRetirednavy92 i see you made mistakes in life.
Surprisingly, those ripped jeans may cost more than that damn shirt.
Man ur editing is so good, i love it.
looks at the sign while getting out
walks away
suprised that his car was towed 🤦♂️
Us: *J. Jonah Jameson laugh*
no the car is protesting being towed lol like its got a choice
Lol . . . What I was thinking was like a helpless prey calling out its guardian.
If he would have set his electronic parking brake it would have sent #drumbeats packing! Seen it twice before. Only car's that has punked #drumbeats multiple times have been the 7 series. Third time is a charm, or 1 out of 3 BMW 7 series owner's are dumb and don't know this. When set they can't drag it, so they require a flatbed truck to tow them. As a 7 series owner I took pride in 7 series stumping #drumbeats, but this fool just dropped the ball.
"We are the Ex-Presidents, and we are, in fact, towing your car!"
It certainly looks like the Richard Simmons fashion range is taking off.
Richard Simmons is my kind of guy.
The fact that there is a spot, more than one actually, so close to such a busy place is a clue bro.
This had better plot and (scooter) subplot than most Hollywood movies these days. I also applaud the sound designer. Wonderful work. I laughed, I cried, it changed my life. Thank you GTOger.
I find this guys beard extremely irritating, he needs to see a personal stylist for a total overhaul!
A flashy shirt and crappy jeans.
@@barbaracrickley6191 : A definite 'fashion felony'!
Funnily enough, I think his beard was his best feature, and his jeans the best part of his outfit. No accounting for taste, I guess.
Those ugly ass jeans and tennis shoes with that shirt, and the beard!!! Go home, Sparkly man, you're drunk.
Leo InAMillion He needs help in a much biger arena than in his choice of style if you know I mean.
To bad that arena is impossible to fix lol.
Shirt can also be used to signal the International Space Station
"To Infinity + Beyond !" This was 1 of thee best episodes . It has it all. Thanks
Fashion sense and common sense are both absent in this video.
Michael Ingraham She was dressed OK but surely does walk funny!
Hahaha. The scooter segment was one of your funniest!! Bravo!!!
Your sound affects and commentary are in lengendary status nowadays. The cowboys farting, the jetsons sounds, simpsons hah hah moment. I die laughing everytime.
This is an good video you have me LOL on the floor with Mr. Sparkly
what a great way to wake up in the morning! one of your vids!!!!! rob
"The Ultimate Depreciation Machine " HaHa!
That car's value dropped faster than a drug addict's bank account.
I was so hoping for a floating Mr. Sparkle Homer Simpson head flying around!
Roses are red, violets are blue; if you wear a sparkly shirt, you'll get towed, too.
That dudes shirt lmao. And that scooter story was epic
"Mr. Sparkles is a magician and he is not to be touched" - athf
He didn't make his car magically reappear though.
I wonder if they sell men's clothes where he got that shirt? :)
Jeff H Maybe costumes for ice skaters.
Nice Footloose reference!
Halloween is the best explanation: tow truck driver wearing Ronald Reagan mask, and BMW driver wearing Richard Simmons shirt.
I was surprised to see Ronnie Reagan driving the tow truck.
Why is no one talking about how his shoes are sparkly too?!?! I’m honestly in love with his outfit 😂
You know what else is sparkly? His huge 🍆🤩
@@dragosxtc1901
Hm, yes, eggplant skin is very shiny.
@@dragosxtc1901 boy that escalated quickly
The only space with sparkles is between his ears
Hahahaha 😂
4:21- yes, the signs do say the same thing as the first time you read them.
You need to check you BMW privilege!
Is it me or does the towing guy look like he's wearing a Ronald Regan mask?
This was by far your most entertaining episode!
Holly Shiiite! That was phuqung awesome. Like something out of Aesop"s Fables! Multiple stories and themes in this fantastic clip!!! I needed a good laugh after my day! Thanx guys!!!
Something about the car being drug off , lights flashing horn blowing. Cave man style.
Saturday Night Fever called, they DO NOT want that shirt back.
Nelson's HA HA.... Perfect.
where do these rogue scooters come from and where do they go? ..... these questions plague my every waking minute!
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me...
Best way to ruin a date..."I promise you baby...I have a real nice car."
That fkin Ha Ha at the scooter knocked over was hilarious!!! Thank you for this vid
sparkly shirt reminds me of Liberace LOL
Gary Glitter gave him his first guitar lesson the other day...
He showed him how to finger A minor...
Liberace was great on the piano, but he sucked on an organ.
What's a Liberace? You know Thomas that you are showing your age :) But you're right, we used to watch him on our black and white TV, the one with the rabbet ears LOL.
@@13ECHO20 You ought to re edit what you posted LOL
@@JP-st2mk The good old days. Really old. I remember watching Captain Midnight and ordered his space gun that you filled up with powder or flour. It did not end well for me. I shot the bad guys on one show and turned our black and white tv to all white. Those were the days when fathers had razor strops, like a big fat leather belt to sharpen straight razors and use on the behinds of disobedient sons. And the days when men did not cry. Even young sons.
Really love the sparkly FX 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant editing
You've never seen such a sparkly man's shirt? Apparently, you don't follow professional ice skating.
The woman's dress was a knockout!
I did once.. years ago. Made me completely blind, with that said. I give his entire ordeal a 1.4.
Those ice skating guys are mostly gay. I don’t think that was the vibe he was trying to give off.
The music and sound effects just keep getting better and better. Nice work.
He does a top notch job here for sure.
Stumbled across your videos....awesome love the comments sound effects super creative.... keep them coming
what a name
Lol , i was gonna comment if this was you.
Gotta be honest: I wouldn't expect a guy in a shirt like that to have, shall we say, much interest in the ladies.
Not that there is anything wrong with that...
NTTAWWT
EVERYTHING is wrong with a heterosexual man wearing a sparking top. She could be his sister.
That scooter was a serious Chekov's gun.
The tow driver looked like he was wearing some kind of mask.
From now on, I'm taking no parking signs seriously. Thank you mr. GTOger!
I love your new sound effects especially the drum beats.
Poor guy lost his date,the music touched my heart ,now I feel bad.
Why? He knew what he was doing when he parked there.
Just another evening in the Parking Lot of Lamentation and Discarded Dreams!
Was that on Halloween or is the tow truck driver just camera-shy?
I was nearly blinded by the sparkly shirt. I thought only girls wore those?! Your accompanying music was hilarious. 😆
That shirt is ridiculous. I could not imagine going out in public like that. I would be so self-conscious.