What I Didn't Do At My Birthday | Maronzio Vance | Stand-up Comedy

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  • @DianaMcFarland
    @DianaMcFarland 7 лет назад +317

    So original and so funny.
    awesome delivery.
    and that smirk he did when he said the horse was underaged.
    he knew it was perfect timing

  • @blackbluealexv2
    @blackbluealexv2 7 лет назад +182

    "That horse is underage" okay I'm done XD

  • @uknwtheusername
    @uknwtheusername 7 лет назад +169

    That ending though hahaha

  • @couponville1
    @couponville1 7 лет назад +206

    whoever told you to be original certainly didn't know you had all this in you. LOL

  • @LONE_WOLF_GANG
    @LONE_WOLF_GANG 7 лет назад +20

    Style is very different than everybody else. His delivery is on point and I love the monotonous way he walks you thru as he intentionally blurred the line between reality and unreal Fantasy. Very good performance indeed!!

  • @saintsthabest
    @saintsthabest 7 лет назад +110

    He's always been hilarious! Can't understand why he's never really got national attention.

    • @DjJooze
      @DjJooze 7 лет назад +10

      saintsthabest cause theres alot of good comedians.

    • @usernamecj011
      @usernamecj011 7 лет назад

      saintsthabest

    • @AfrikunBoy
      @AfrikunBoy 7 лет назад +1

      saintsthabest look up brick talk

    • @MrFlakko30
      @MrFlakko30 3 года назад

      I just discovered him, every end of a sentence had me dying 😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JKHighLightOfficial
    @JKHighLightOfficial 7 лет назад +159

    One of the best ones in a while

  • @misevibre
    @misevibre 7 лет назад +18

    ''I can't even drive a Mustang'' LOL, awesome bit

  • @madeofnapalm
    @madeofnapalm 2 года назад +1

    "Killers and gangsters and drug dealers and my cousin" aaaaaAAAAAAAA 🤣🤣

  • @PaintedHoundie
    @PaintedHoundie 6 лет назад +8

    I love the way he just walks the fuck off the stage after the last joke.

  • @hi5_centipedes874
    @hi5_centipedes874 7 лет назад +103

    As a centaur I found this hilarious!

  • @TommyTarhun
    @TommyTarhun 7 лет назад +159

    This dude's good.

    • @TommyTarhun
      @TommyTarhun 7 лет назад +5

      Like the overthinking part that he said was in my mind all the way, but I couldn't believe how far he was going with it.

  • @wormspeaker
    @wormspeaker 7 лет назад +9

    This was hilarious, I loved how the hole just kept getting dug deeper and deeper.

  • @khashy87
    @khashy87 7 лет назад +4

    he is a genius, so calm while telling the joke thats the best part its his signature

  • @ashishmehra3731
    @ashishmehra3731 7 лет назад +17

    His timing is impeccable

  • @michaelgreco3648
    @michaelgreco3648 7 лет назад +41

    Fck can't believe they didn't laugh at the centaur line hahahaha pissed myself

  • @rookyofficial
    @rookyofficial 7 лет назад +54

    So original and funny!! Keep the hits coming Laugh Factory! 👍👍👍

  • @katox2358
    @katox2358 7 лет назад +2

    For some reason i was almost laughing even before his delivery! Some people just naturally give off funny vibes!

  • @overscoreSX
    @overscoreSX 7 лет назад +5

    That was actually one of the best ones I've seen in a long time on here! Well done!

  • @emersonv
    @emersonv 7 лет назад +11

    OMG I never thought something like this would make me laugh so much, It's not about what you say but how you say it and time delivery

  • @cyanmilk
    @cyanmilk 7 лет назад +8

    More Maronzio!!!

  • @renemendozajr1978
    @renemendozajr1978 2 года назад +1

    Crazy wit it!

  • @laprepper
    @laprepper 2 года назад +1

    Never in my life did I expect to hear a Maury centaur joke 😂😂😂

  • @vinyltapelover
    @vinyltapelover 6 лет назад +1

    I first, and recently, saw Maronzio and on reruns of Byron Allen's Comics Unleased. I You Tube the comic guests to get up to speed on the many younger and seasoned comics. Now I know of Maronzio. That is why I gladly ended up here. His story of going to jail had me laughing and it reminded me of Richard Pryor's story of being in jail. This young man is everyone of us, in his story telling, and he is very good.

  • @Leelicious1312
    @Leelicious1312 7 лет назад +1

    Every single bit was hilarious.

  • @MrInternetDude
    @MrInternetDude 7 лет назад +1

    The merry go round and driving a mustang killed me

  • @tondthefearsome2354
    @tondthefearsome2354 7 лет назад +15

    I choked on my food watching this

  • @chrishipop5
    @chrishipop5 7 лет назад +4

    Maronzio! I love your work and I'm still rooting for you! I hope you get a show!

  • @masonhankins7142
    @masonhankins7142 7 лет назад +11

    "like and subscribe for the horse lover" hahaha

  • @ShitSoda
    @ShitSoda 7 лет назад +2

    He always has me dying.

  • @SmileyD1125
    @SmileyD1125 7 лет назад +1

    Its rare to see good content from laugh factory and this is one of those rare occasions.

  • @ts552
    @ts552 7 лет назад +18

    This guy is a blaaaaast, epic content epic delivery and most original ending ever!!

  • @dmankilla8035
    @dmankilla8035 7 лет назад +103

    Thanks for not showing those annoying interns this time. For this you get a like

  • @welpiguess
    @welpiguess 3 года назад

    i just laughed out so hard that felt so good to laugh out

  • @jaredringland5083
    @jaredringland5083 7 лет назад +7

    This was real good

  • @bubudread
    @bubudread 7 лет назад +2

    HAHA... I lost it when he said the underage horse part... WHAT THE FUCK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA>>> This guy RUles for real.

  • @umhailey
    @umhailey 6 лет назад +1

    One of my top favorite comedians!

  • @DashiSmash
    @DashiSmash 7 лет назад +2

    fantastic bit!

  • @supsteezy
    @supsteezy 7 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂 Puffy is Poison!!!! Love him

  • @Jakem763
    @Jakem763 7 лет назад +1

    Awesome set

  • @DariaS-BrattWithTatts
    @DariaS-BrattWithTatts 7 лет назад +3

    3rd time watching this. HILARIOUS!

  • @serleth
    @serleth 7 лет назад +2

    Tell Steve we need more of this dude.

  • @Swagoverdose27
    @Swagoverdose27 7 лет назад +1

    lmfao this guy's a legend already

  • @da1on2
    @da1on2 7 лет назад +2

    That was an amazing bit

  • @lazikishayev
    @lazikishayev 3 года назад

    That was so good!! 👍🤣

  • @thomasrones6999
    @thomasrones6999 7 лет назад +1

    greatest bit I have ever seen

  • @Leoprincess3038
    @Leoprincess3038 2 года назад +1

    And then just left 😂😂😂😂

  • @Ndo01
    @Ndo01 7 лет назад +1

    LMAO HE'S THE BEST

  • @neghiethervil5606
    @neghiethervil5606 7 лет назад +4

    WTF! Lol! That didn't go anywhere I thought it was going to go.

  • @mitsuomits9077
    @mitsuomits9077 6 лет назад +1

    "I can't even drive a mustang"😆😆😆😆... I think maybe some people on the audience didn't get the centaur joke (half man, half horse).

    • @lisetteruiz6581
      @lisetteruiz6581 6 лет назад

      I know right!! I didn't even remember what a centaur was until I replayed it several times and put it into the context of the monologue.

  • @3wc
    @3wc 7 лет назад +5

    Killed it

  • @Q.Q.
    @Q.Q. 5 лет назад

    Now, this is different. And good. Gotta check out more of Maronzio.

  • @umag-janean143
    @umag-janean143 7 лет назад

    Wow! LOL!! That was goofy... and weird... and Hilarious!!

  • @KxNGFeel
    @KxNGFeel 7 лет назад +1

    Oh shit I was rolling

  • @Hvsnkhalifa
    @Hvsnkhalifa 4 года назад

    " I cant even ride a Mustang: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • @djflashb
    @djflashb 7 лет назад +1

    This guy always good

  • @angelflower2264
    @angelflower2264 Год назад

    Brilliantly hilarious

  • @benfurbank
    @benfurbank Год назад

    Funniest shit I've heard I along long while! Well done that man

  • @Bl3h6666
    @Bl3h6666 7 лет назад +5

    Wtf did he smoke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DavidDiaz-yw2rd
    @DavidDiaz-yw2rd 6 лет назад +1

    Oh why y’all do that to him at the end 😭😂

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 7 лет назад +1

    HAHAH! what a kook!! I love it.

  • @adrian5er
    @adrian5er 6 лет назад +1

    And raced on the weekends 😂

  • @dmallett2380
    @dmallett2380 7 лет назад

    he's twisted but funny more from him please

  • @phobos2631
    @phobos2631 5 лет назад

    This guy needs a special!

  • @TheShadowofsparta
    @TheShadowofsparta 7 лет назад

    Nailed it! Hope for big things for you

  • @quincypalmore3619
    @quincypalmore3619 6 лет назад

    You get several gold stars for this shit ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐👍

  • @HSandMS
    @HSandMS 7 лет назад +2

    Song at the end? Head bobber right there.

  • @phobos2631
    @phobos2631 5 лет назад

    Also, funniest/best finale ever

  • @enriquekahn9405
    @enriquekahn9405 7 лет назад

    More of this guy please

  • @haykalhilman5901
    @haykalhilman5901 7 лет назад +6

    what a fucking genius

  • @tmalonso
    @tmalonso 7 лет назад +8

    centaur should have hit harder, but the crowd was a little tapped out ;)

  • @galinrizov9847
    @galinrizov9847 7 лет назад +1

    haahahahahahahahah this dude is super funny !!! He is going places for sure. I want to see him blow up :)))

  • @irisfrida1723
    @irisfrida1723 7 лет назад +1

    Loved it

  • @jamessinclair1498
    @jamessinclair1498 3 года назад

    This guys awesome

  • @superjeans100
    @superjeans100 6 лет назад

    Who plays the intrumentals at the very end? I love the guitar and the beat. Someone please help me!!

  • @umhailey
    @umhailey 6 лет назад +2

    An example of me overthinking things

  • @hemmojito
    @hemmojito 7 лет назад +4

    Just go to jail until we figure this shit out...
    XD

  • @donaldclark7705
    @donaldclark7705 3 года назад +1

    😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @JDX28
    @JDX28 6 лет назад

    I’m callin’ it: this guys got the Shine.

  • @killyoudead2727
    @killyoudead2727 7 лет назад +1

    A1.GOLD

  • @EagerEggplant
    @EagerEggplant 3 года назад

    This is hilarious

  • @kippy7167
    @kippy7167 7 лет назад

    what's the song at the end?

  • @g323g
    @g323g 6 лет назад

    Song at the end?

  • @malawigoldelephantmarsh6578
    @malawigoldelephantmarsh6578 4 года назад

    Hilarious!

  • @MrFlakko30
    @MrFlakko30 3 года назад

    Yoooo 😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @silver_t7423
    @silver_t7423 7 лет назад

    Anyone know the outro song?

  • @Parmesana
    @Parmesana 7 лет назад

    liked very much. great bit.. oops,bit..horse..That was unintentional.. hee hee

  • @unsound4625
    @unsound4625 6 лет назад

    Does anyone know the melody at the end?

  • @alexandermathieson4774
    @alexandermathieson4774 2 года назад

    How did I only find thus guy on tik tok, but Kevin heart is all over my tv?

  • @godzangel100
    @godzangel100 7 лет назад

    gold content amazing

  • @RemyMartin420
    @RemyMartin420 7 лет назад

    lmaoo nice

  • @rhonnienickens7800
    @rhonnienickens7800 6 лет назад

    And my cousin😂lol

  • @paparuntz6802
    @paparuntz6802 7 лет назад

    Best joke ever

  • @smazeyvapes9085
    @smazeyvapes9085 7 лет назад

    Should have been a dude dressed up as a centaur that barged into the room like "DAD!?".

  • @ey9435
    @ey9435 6 лет назад

    That's a cute ending screen

  • @amorphous007
    @amorphous007 7 лет назад +2

    I love how he just left 🤣

  • @TearLilyd
    @TearLilyd 7 лет назад

    he was funny! I don't drink either but just because in not a fan of the taste. I think your reasoning is much better. loved the ending. keep posting more of him!

  • @Donnapp95
    @Donnapp95 7 лет назад

    so goddamn funny

  • @andrewrowe4897
    @andrewrowe4897 7 лет назад +2

    Great cadence in the delivery. Last joke was just as great, but felt like he gave up on it a bit into it...

    • @cayden_taylor
      @cayden_taylor 7 лет назад +1

      Andrew Rowe could be an early joke in development

  • @adamdennis2936
    @adamdennis2936 7 лет назад

    Too funny